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Slav Edition
>>146529796

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
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Is this game suitable for my wife's son?
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>>146543827
MEI NERFS WHEN?????
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>login
>load Overwatch
>enter match
>Character Select screen
>DEFEAT
>exit to desktop
>close b.net launcher
What are some good books to read, /owg/?
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>>146543954
my dick, you weeb fag
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tfw no cute mercy bf
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nth for the Oceania servers are down again
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I feel like Mercy's ult should only work if she has line of sight on the dead players. I got tilted earlier when the Mercy on the other team resurrected her entire team, in her spawn below the ground, at the end of Gibraltar. We almost didn't win because of it and it got me thinking.
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>3k damage
>40% of the whole team
Help me
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>have a good day
>get home
>queue for overwatch

why did i have to ruin it
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>>146543954
You already posted last thread, fuck off
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Best hero duo? Playing with a friend. Double Winston on koth is good, bastion/rein attack
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post bully webums
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Blizzard pls don't nerf Mei because of a few shitters
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why is there a "No Sniper" warning, but no "Too Many Flankers"?

it's like Blizzard wanted people to stack Hanzo/Reaper
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>be dead
>see how this fucking faggot defense Genji is doing
>Enemy McCree shows up
>It's mid day friends ;^)
>He begins locking into entire team
>Genji turns 90 degrees and dash
>He's now to McCree's far right
>reflects McCree's very first shot into his head
>mfw
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>>146543954
You might want to look at some self help books if the occasional matchmaking fuck up disgruntles you to such a degree.
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>You don't have 10k+ healing and have more than one or two elims on Mercy? You're a shit healer and got carried
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>>146544086
Pharmercy
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>>146544058
If the game is over extremely quickly that's not much of a surprise. I was part of a massive stomp on Anubis attack of all things, took about one minute and the top elims was me with about 10 if I'm remembering right.
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>>146544086
Reinhardt + Zarya makes for a fun combination when you lay down the hammer on everything that tries getting past your shield and melt whatever survives
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91 games, 61% winrate with my healslut. Guess I've been pretty lucky with my teams
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Reminder that Torbjorn is a terribly designed character that is worthless against competent teams yet a wall that ruins the fun of inexperienced teams

Literally a character designed to bully people who aren't good at the game, that's all he can do
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>>146544086
2 Zaryas are strong together
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So when's the big patch they said was releasing at the end of this month? I want my d.va buffs already.
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>>146544164
Let me guess, this is scat, isn't it
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>>146544164
FUCK OFF
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>join server
>enemy team is a stack using comp meta
>my team is 2 hanzos, 2 reapers, 1 genji
>mfw
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>wife's son
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>>146544294
It's anal vore
it's disgusting, don't look for it, i beg you, anon
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>sitting on the bus reading a guide on mccree
>stinky-ass 4/10 indian girl next to me notices and starts a conversation about overwatch
>try to be polite and engage in polite conversation
>holy shit she smells awful
>culminates in her asking for my bnet
>bus stops right there, pretend it's my stop and say sorry but I have to go
>find out she lives on my campus
>find out she is in one of my classes
>find out she is part of the video game club at uni, and people there say she's one of the better players there
>she gets my bnet from a friend who goes to the club
>she's way better than me, gets plinks with mccree that I would never get even if I practiced for years
>she says she'll teach me one on one at her room

what have i got myself into
I could deal with her not being the prettiest girl on the block but she smells like rancid curry brewed up by a nazi scientist seeking to violate the geneva convention.
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>>146544316
>career avg. 00:34
What character?
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>it's a "two friends playing winston on koth that won't switch when the enemy counters with two reapers and then ragequit as we're about to lose episode"
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>>146544086
Pharah/Mercy is the best for duoing with a friend.

Mei/Rein or 76 would work too.
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>>146544294
No, it's not.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/944879/798f1ab192/
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>>146544245
>he can't handle the Swedish chef
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>>146544410
>having friends that are willing to play something other than Hanzo

You're still not at rock bottom.
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>>146544316
>1 second
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>>146544294
unfortunately no, it's vore.
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>tfw lose to moonmoon while he's streaming
shieeeeeeeet
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>>146544086
Phara + Mercy.
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>>146544086
I actually had a good synergy going on with the Hanzo on my team while I played Junkrat. Basically I airbagged people into the air and he skewered them with arrows or held them down with traps while he scatter arrowed them.

If a bastion and mei are coordinated, she can lift him up with ice walls so he can peek out and slaughter people. Roadhog and mercy works out well too and builds ult rather quickly
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>>146544345
If you were going to make up a story anyway why not say she plays Symmetra anon
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>>146544359
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>>146544345
>this happened
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>>146544410
>it's a "nobody wants to play support but when I play lucio people complain I'm not healing them fast enough" episode

never ever going to play support, people don't deserve it and I don't care if we lose. getting assassinated by a genji while my team watches makes me die a little inside every time.
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>>146543827
How long until Zarya gets a cosmetic of her wearing a dress?
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>>146544464
did you really take a screenshot of both screens just so we could see you running malware?
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>>146544551
>this copy of windows is not genuine
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RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
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>>146544464
>losing to a guy that only plays a mediocre roadhog at best
>using a non-genuine copy of Windows 7
>only having two monitors
>running malware shit while you're playing
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>>146544635
THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR IT'S PREYYYYYY
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>>146544635
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>successfully stop an entire team from passing through the first Hanamura gate
>Revive any futile attempts to Dragonstrile

Guys, I'm slowly turning into a heal slut

What do I do?
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How do you report people in this game?
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>>146544635
>>146544649
>>146544654
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>>146544649
>>146544654
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Help me, /owg/, I want to ressurect this meme but I don't know how.
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>>146544696
Tweet @official_overwatch with your complaint.
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>>146544086
Reinhardt/Bastion is the only true answer deep down.
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>>146544450
I phrased that badly. I figured those 2 were friends because they instantly picked Winston at the start.
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>>146544746
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>>146544696
press P
right click the person you want to report
select the report option
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>>146544696
Right click their name in chat > report player. Or go to social > recent players > find your guy > right click > report.
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I want to put my tongue in her ass.
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How the fuck does lucio's alt fire work? It looks like it should just knock you away from him in a straight line, but it feels like it just magnetizes you towards the nearest bottomless pit regardless of which direction lucio hits you from.
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>>146543954
I've been rereading Redwall stuff and it's entertaining enough. Accents are starting to get tedious though.
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>>146544802
>>146544810
Cheers.
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>>146544841
>Redwall

Good taste
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Alright, that's it, I'm killing myself

>Get home from long ass fucking trip to university orientation
>Sit down and have best night of Overwatch since the beta
>Today suddenly on the worst losing streak in existence
>Get matched up with absolute shitters who actively avoid the objective and literally run in the opposite direction from any opportunity to work with my ults
>Enemy team is always some incredible premade that manages to coordinate ults with Korean-like proficiency
>Get so fucking stressed out I literally throw up in my mouth a little
>Finish getting raped with a cactus on Nepal by some sort of super Mei that just magically knows exactly where I am at all times and tracks me down with the ruthless tenacity of a hungry polar bear
>Manage to scrape by just enough XP to level up
>It's 3 sprays and a player icon, 2 of which are dupes
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i cant fucking believe this
attacking on hollywood, and a fucking rein+bastion stalled us on the first point, BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY ONE ACTUALLY TRYING TO TAKE OUT THE FUCKING TURRET
8K FUCKING DAMAGE. ALL OF IT ON REINS SHIELD
AND NO ELSE THOUGHT, HUH, MAYBE I SHOULD TRY AND GET THAT TURRET OUT THE WAY
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE WHEN I GET GROUPED WITH RETARDS WHO DONT KNOW THEIR ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND
christ i cant wait for competitive mode to come out, the only time i'll ever play ranked in a multiplayer game, if only so i dont have this shit happen as much
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Why is Bastion still OP? He still gets every Play of the Game, you'd think that would be a sign to Blizzard. It's been like this since beta.
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>>146544879
>not quitting out of games that are stomps so you artificially increase your win rate and MMR to where you rarely see shitters anymore in your games
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>>146544879
killing yourself over a night of losing video games is such a bitch thing to do

at least be an unmitigated failure like myself who thinks about killing myself every night before I go to sleep after getting drunk before you do it
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>>146544926
>HELP I CANT BEAT A STOVE

t. all the shitters playing this game
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>>146544926
PotG isn't really an indicator for what's strong.
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S76 is fun, but I wish I could pick a crosshair with some gap in it.
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>>146544836
I just go up to their faces and blast them point blank, usually at a slight angle facing upwards so I can get them off the ground.
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>it's an "obligatory 3 page long description of the food they ate" chapter
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HELP ME /OWG/ HOW DO I COUNTER A STOVE
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>>146544926
Play of the game means fucking nothing
Would you say a Lucio is OP when he gets PotG for knocking off 3 people?
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>>146544926
I saw a D.va POTG today. I think that means D.va should be nerfed
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Why is she so perfect
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>>146544879
Shh anon you'll wake the unga bunga posters
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>>146544914
Who were you playing?
If the Rein was being a pain you could have switched to Symmetra and fired fully charged orbs at him
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>>146544967
>implying I wasn't professing a desire to commit suicide ironically
>implying I have enough money to even buy alcohol anyway

A-at least my girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me and left so I don't have to hear her complain about me drinking...
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>Dorado attack
>Hanzo, Bastion, Widow instalock
>They never switch
>We never get the payload to the first checkpoint
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>>146545058
yes, I would say lucio is OP if he gets potg

but lucio is OP for different reasons that don't relate to his ability to displace people.
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>>146544970
>>146544983
>>146545058
>>146545060
Come on, you don't think it's any indication of something when Bastion gets Play of the Game EVERY single time? EVERY match?
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>>146545046
this was supposed to be a reply to >>146544841
btw
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>>146544983
its also completely fucking retarded
>zarya
>gravity bomb triple kill
>later in match
>gravity bomb quad kill
>lol we're gonna go with the triple kill cause you were near the cart :^)
i dont give a shit if it was near the objective, a quad kill ANYWHERE outweighs a fucking triple, 2 of which i didnt even get the killing blow on. the quad kill was four kills by me.
blizz really needs to work on that shit
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>>146545062
Zarya is more perfect.
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>>146544914
Should have picked junkrat fampai. The only way to have over 48% WR is to carry those shitters. You need to make intelligent decisions and do everything for your team. End games with 2-4 gold medals everygame. andstillloseafew
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>>146545138
Because he fucking DOESNT get Play EVERY single time and EVERY match
In fact I very rarely see a Bastion play
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Pro Anubis Attack strats right here.
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>>146545138
What kind of shitter MMR are you in where people are playing Bastion, let alone getting POTG as Bastion?
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>>146545062
Because you have to have a good trash Mei to take out the garbage, aka Tracers, Genjis, countersniping sniper that can't aim for shit with icicles, etc.
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Did Blizzard intend D.Va's ult to function solely as a revive mech button?
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>>146543827
>almost time to level up
>one more should do it
>match over
>21979/22000 XP
>mfw
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im getting real tired of mercy
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>>146544286
>So when's the big patch they said was releasing at the end of this month?

At the end of this month, apparently.
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i think i'm gonna vomit
he has jump bound to right click
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>>146545223
Yeah, this. Anon, get out of the shitter-tier.
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>>146544914
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Mei is for __________
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>>146545120
i started as pharah. wasnt doing much so i said fuck it and went turbonigger and went bastion
destroyed his shield and the turret. but the monkeys didnt make use of the now safer route even though i told them the turret was down
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>>146545342
Are you sure he doesn't have it bound to mouse wheel for ebig bunnyhops?
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When is console getting any sort of update Jesus Christ
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>>146545393
fuck off retard.
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>>146545242
No. D.Finatley not.I think blizz were expecting their average playerbase to be a little bit more retarded to be precise. It used to be a free triple everytime during open access. Didn't even need to fling it.
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>that one game where everything falls into place and you play like a man possessed, making plays far beyond your ordinary ability and steamroll everything you come across without dying once
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>>146545415
>Console
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So is roadhog's hook hitscan or not?
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>>146545535
Yes
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>>146545060
NERF THIS
I almost killed my graphics cared trying to take a screenshot on max settings. One day I'll be able to not be stuck with a toaster GPU.
Also, best D.Va skin.

>>146545342
What the fuck? What on earth is his shooting button?
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>>146544286
End of the month. Then nothing until October at the earliest.

Don't forget that We'll get nothing in August because of World of Warcraft: Legion's launch.

September is a gray area, but maybe. October most def. Probably halloween shit.
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>>146545535
No
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>>146545415
>console
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DUDE LMAO 2MEI

2MEI LMAO

2MEI
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>>146545393
DIET
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>>146545389
Simple solution: give us proper statistics! Then it's easy to see who's sucking and who's carrying the team.
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>>146545485
>Do all this
>Wipe the floor with the enemy team in an epic ult
>POTG is some retarded Symmetra getting 2 kills with her orbs
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>>146545535
Maybe
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>>146545062
ching chong wing wong wah you want? flied lice? chicki chow mei?? prease order
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>>146545535
I don't know.
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>>146545062
>>146545159
Why not both?
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Why is Mei so fat?
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>>146545623
You're going to blame your team anyway even if you do the worst and the team ends up losing. What's the point?
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>>146545535
Can you repeat the question.
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>>146545680
She's constantly making and eating ice cream
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>>146545629
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>>146545406
he said in a video he has it bound to right click
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>>146545574
playing with a gt 210
11 fps in middle of teamfight
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>>146545415
>cornsoul
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>be healer
>you are in front of your tank shooting at the flanker behind them
>they still will not turn
So... time to practice attack Symmetra now?
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>>146545680
Heat insulation

>>146545623
That doesn't stop players with the attention span of a fish from doing their own thing, all it does is allow people to bitch about it with more authority.
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>>146545623
Blizzard already removed the Avoid function so we can't make the game our safe space anymore. Now you want to let the toxic world we're forced into to have even more data to make fun of?
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Releasing the game without ranked mode was a fucking mistake.

We have all the toxic tryhard faggots mixed in with those of us who just want to have fun. I'm tired of being told every match who I should and shouldn't play. Fuck you blizzard, I'm done until you release the containment for these childish mouthbreathers.
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>>146545695
Can't really blame the team, if it's clear as day, who sucked?

Currently it sadly is not, so anyone can blame everyone.
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>>146545657
cтoп!
that is degenerate
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>>146545695
Casual fag.

People actually WANT to see how well they are doing instead of being handed participation awards like pamphlets at a fucking church rally.
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>>146544091
oh shit! got her

101/0
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>>146545769
6850, I can run at medium fine, but I have it all cranked down to low so there isn't any FPS issues.
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>>146545535
>>146545561
>>146545591
>>146545636
>>146545656
>>146545705
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>>146545769
>scaled to 50%
At least I'm at a constant 30 fps.
>1070 never arriving
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>>146544161
oh be madder nerdo
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>>146543954
Call me by your name.
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>>146544086
reinhardt + mccree is a comfy combo
>much obliged!
>much obliged
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Imagine catching Tracer by her head with your hand right as she's in her dash and lifting her up by her head, her feet kicking erratically off the ground as she desperately tries to break from your clutches and being unable to recall
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remove ultimates
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>>146545574
I know your pain. I am about to become an official AMD shill when the 480 drops at the end of the month.
>changing her hair color
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>>146545769
>gt 210
I could barely run Skyrim at low settings with a gt 610, how the fuck?
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>tfw extremely noticeable improvement with Raiden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
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>>146545827
Depending on what they'd actually display it wouldn't be a good indicator anyway. People still think gold on objective time in KotH is good when trying to cap contested barely does anything.
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>>146545415
>console
>overwatch
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>Can't practice getting good with Genji because Torbjörn, the pub stomper who is never picked in comp matches but always 2 stacked in pubs is Genji hard counter
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>>146544070
sleep tight reaper
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>>146544550
I want a zarya skin with long blonde hair and a summer dress and hat
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>>146545975
Can we not.
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>play Competitive on PTR
>Lose 6/10 ranking matches
>Every single loss is Volskaya
>Every single loss is sudden death with us on attack
>End up with a 42 ranking

They seriously need to do something about this fucking map and the sudden death system. Every game I played was either well matched or a solid stopwatch win for us, and then we got fucked by being on attack in sudden death. This is bullshit.
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>>146546125
Fuck that bitch.
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>>146546003
I had a GT510. Running skyrim at 800 x 600 with EVERY TEXTURE AND POST PROCESSING OPTION AS LOW AS IT COULD GET OR OFF. 26 fps at best. I have an r9 390 now and skyrim's really fucking ugly now that I got a good look at it.
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>Zenyatta's Emotes can be cancelled early by Ulting
>Zenyatta will be able to move around while emoting if you do this
holy shit this character gets better and better
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>>146546059
>Genji

kill yourself cucked faggot.
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What were console's disadvantages?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg7NzqQ9cHk
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>>146546096
>PIE PIE PIE
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>>146545990
>changing her hair color
Black hair is god's gift to man.
The only one that can match up is red.
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>>146546059

Just play him on KotH and defense.
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>>146546228
Is this a trick question? There are none.
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>>146546241
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>>146546228
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJN1VvfHO4M
>but if everyone plays with their feet it'll be okay!
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>>146545574
I wish you could mix and match DVa's meka and jumpsuit. White Rabbit meka + Carbon Fiber jumpsuit might just pull me away from Scavenger oh who am I kidding, Scavenger's meka > any other
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>>146546228
>spending 400 dollars on obsolete 10 year old hardware that can barely run games
>>
any aussies here, the fuck does drongo mean?
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>>146546228

>>146545415
lmaoing at ur lief
>>
Hey guise
I almost only play fighting games usually, I totally suck at FPS. What should I learn? Who are the Ryus/most well rounded characters of the game? Is there some some of tier list? Can you chose servers by languages?
Thanks nad sorry for the stupid questions, i'm a bit durnk

PS bonus question : who's best waifu and why is it Tracer?
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>>146546517
Soldier.
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>>146545975
She probably weights something like 50-55 kg.
I can't lift 50 kg with one hand.
Barely with two.
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>>146546464
Basically like 'idiot'
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>>146546464
Means you're a dumbcunt
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>>146544654
sauce?
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>>146546517
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>>146546436
>eating all this greasy shit
baka she's gonna get shitty skin
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>>146546483
Holy shit I'm dying

>>146546517
>PS bonus question : who's best waifu and why is it Tracer?
It isn't.
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>>146546517
Don't worry, system will match you with shitters.
I'm bad too.
>>
How do I I enjoy the game again famalams?

I used to enjoy it so much but now with the endless waves of shitters that make games unwinnable I just can't anymore

Kill me, /owg/
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>>146546517
pls don't ask for tierlists. You'll attract the tierfags.
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>>146546517
>best waifu
>not mercy
You're incorrect, my man
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>>146546517
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>>146544926
you're ranked too low, anon. start winning more and it won't be a problem. seriously.

that is like the ... defining characteristic of low tier mmr, bastion potgs all day long
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>>146546675
haha don't worry I usually pick characters based on gameplay fun/the character hismelf anyway. Just asking out of curiosity to see how metagame and stuff works, if the game is balanced, etc
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>>146546657
Premades
r
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m
a
d
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>>146546579
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>>146546694
>Mercy
No.
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>>146546773
I only have one friend that might even be remotely interested in playing and he's working all the time
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They should have made D.va's gold weapon her entire mech instead of just the arms.
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>It's a "Genji finds me while I'm trying to snipe" episode
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hol e fuck
PLEASE
REMOVE
OVERTIME
FUSE
IF YOU DIDNT ALREADY WIN
WHY SHOULD YOU GET A CHANCE FOR ANOTHER 2 MINUTES BECAUSE YOU HAVE 2 TRACERS
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>>146546297
exquisite taste anon
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>>146546818
Make more.
I have 7 or so, and it's enough for me.
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>>146546517
Just try out everything at least once. One tip you'll want for later is that you can cancel the end of your reload/the time between your shots with a slow gun with a melee attack. It's usually less DPS, but higher burst/ammo efficient so if you're almost able to kill someone you can just punch them the second you shoot.

Some things can be canceled by other things as well like you can do a right click with Genji into melee into his dash attack all coming out in one frame of one another.
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>>146545062
Because she is CUTE!
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>>146546798
>he wouldn't caress mercy's butthole with his tongue
You're missing out, my man
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>>146545206
why would you even need 3 rein
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>>146546932
One to shield forward, one to shield backward, and one to shield up.
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>>146546932
One to shield from the bastion in the middle so a sped up roadhog can hook him, the other two to block the toblerone turrets protecting each other at the sides.
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>>146546851
Shit like this makes me fear we'll never get the option to swap out D.va's entire mech for a different skin we've unlocked since the golden guns themselves are just the cannons.
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>>146546517
Best is obviously Symmetra
Nobody will try to steal her from you because she's too exotic, she probably knows a shit-ton of sexual positions, can create a lot of toys to play with, can easily peg you while holding your hair, saying "Why do you struggle?", can protect your house easily...
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>>146546932
The better question is, why WOULDN'T you?
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>>146544683
You just need to GIVE IN.
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>I refuse to counterpick Zarya by playing bastion
>I refuse to change
>I don't want to win
Lolbabs pls leave
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i cant aim worth shit an mccree got nerfed

who can i have fun with now? i tried torb but hes fucking boring
>>
anyone else suddenly unable to post images?
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>>146546738
>widowmaker
>SS

pub stomped shitter spotted lmao
>>
Le player level isn't le indicator of le player's skill you guys :^) it's totally okay for someone at level 30 to be matched against players 4 times that amount!
Le player level is just indicative of time played you ebin memer!
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Just play rape ape and jump at widows and mercys
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>>146546738
garbage list
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>>146547215
> SS
Straight Shotacon Widowmaker? I like the idea.
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>>146547253
Yes, that's correct, but why are you typing like a total faggot?
>>
Why do snipers not understand that they can get on the point holy shit I've lost five god damned matches because they wouldn't touch the point in overtime
>>
What happened to the porn archive?
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>>146547215
>Pubs represent 99.9999~% of games played
>Why should the game be balanced around pubs?
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>>146547273
>Roadhog
>B tier

Pick one.

>b-b-but he's just an ult battery! that's what /owg/ told me! WAHHH
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>>146547253
>le
Stop this
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>>146547253
I watched a level 12 Widow play her better than literally any other sniper i've seen in the game to date.
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>>146547349
hog is okayish on def but that's it, you can pick way better characters than him
>>
>>
I got a Symmetra skin, how do I play with her?
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>>146547301
I have the opposite problem. I have all these other tanks and flankers on my team and here I am the only one trying to touch point/push the payload near overtime as Widowmaker.
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post em
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>Last person to pick
>No support heroes
>Picks Symmetra or Zenyatta
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>>146544550
cheeki breeki zarya when
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>>146547421
take a shit and use your bare hand to wipe your asshole.

congrats you got a gold medal with Symmetra
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>>146547448
stop posting these if you buy boxes, nobody cares how much you pay to gamble
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>>146547253
>>146547380
Strictly speaking, level isn't even necessarily an indicator of time played either. MMR carried over from beta, but level did not. You can be certain that a high level has played a lot, but you can't be certain that a low level is new.
>>
>tfw don't want to be a jerk to my friends but also don't want to play overwatch with them since they're so bad

Appear offline feature when blizzard??????
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>>146547421
Once your turrets are all placed, run up behind people while charging a ball then release and start skilling them
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>>146547448
>Devil Mercy
>Breakaway Lucio
Yep...
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>>146546189
What's your cpu now and how many frames do you get on OW
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>>146547421
Agressively, but you better stay alive until your first teleporter is ready.
Use your energy orbs against shielded ennemies, like Reinhardt.
Jump like a bunny.
Try to put your turrets in sneaky places, and don't group them ( one Pharah's rocket could destroy all of them at the same time )
Try to bait the ennemy and fight him where your turrets are ( good target: Genji ).
Have fun.
>>
>waiting on another installation or update

FUCK
OFF
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>>146547421
Place sentries in good spots, copy pros.
Spam your shit into the choke point the enemy team takes.
DO NOT DIE.
Wait until you can drop a teleporter.
Poo in the fucking loo as you run around with a fully charged gun doing 120 DPS to enemies that ignore you for some strange reason.
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>playing Bastion on Gibraltar
>enemy genji, pharah, and widowmaker make it their mission to end my existence
>I stay out of turret from, hiding and healing whenever necessary
>get a 19 kill streak, 10 of those were out of turret form

Pharahs and Genjis btfo lmao xdd
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>>146546210
dude what

i- i must try this
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>only level 60
>last 6 boxes have had no less than 2 duplicates

give me a fucking break blizzard
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>>146547620
>the little halo on top of the mech
It's the little things
>>
how are you supposed to play mccree

should you hold left click or should you single click for each shot
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>>146547493
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>>146546189
I have so many graphics mods on my Skyrim that my 780 can barely get 30FPS, and it still looks kind of shitty by today's standards.
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So I finally get queued into the two Bastion on attack team where I'm the only support and lost easily

That was completely cancer
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>Bastion

Why not change his left click to a more balanced tank mode. Nobody likes turret mode.
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>>146547347
shitter mentality everyone lmfao
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>>146547670
>It's the little things
Junkrat stop posting on 4chan
>>
sleep tight, reaper
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I don't know how often it's been said here but I'm sick and tired of people stacking torbjorn, even on PC. It's just an annoyance and it doesn't make the game fun for anybody.
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>>146546483
aghahahahahah holy shit

muh sides
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>>146546867
I'm that Genji
>>
Hey guys, was wondering: Does a separate and specific-to-player orb spawn for each friendly Reaper when they kill someone?
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>>146547493
Don't underestimate a good Zenyatta.
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>>146547615
>>146547421
Forgot the most important part: do not play Symmetra after they take the first point. She gets worse the shorter the walk to your would be teleporter spot is.
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>tfw you get called out on fucking up
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5tg0W6Ghbs


widowbutt best waifu
>>
Just got my first 1000.

Do I go for:
Punk Tracer
Ultraviolet Tracer
Riverboat McCree
Vigilante McCree
Ifrit Zenyatta
Or the Poor But Nice Bundle of: Carbon Fiber Genji, Toasted Junkrat, Anubis Pharah, and Bundeswehr Reinhardt?
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>it's a "mercy complains even though the team is doing fine" episode
Fuck Mercy players, they're all a bunch of fucking cuckold retards that only play support so they can complain. FUCK MERCY PLAYERS
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>>146547296
>>146547353
>>146547561
>>146547380
Shut up and let me be salty
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>>146547942
>get called out on fucking up
>later that game the same person compliments you on doing it right
i'm glad the cancer is leaving
>>
Why is Overwatch so successfull?
Why are FPS so successfull?
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>Hanzo player sperging out at no one getting on the point
>Meanwhile as Winston I was the only one kicking people off the point for a solid minute
>I couldn't see said Hanzo doing shit
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>>146548037

>FUCK MERCY PLAYERS
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>>146547559
gambling implies payout
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>>146547942
>Spectating a Winston, he jumps towards the cart on the last point of Dorito, trying to reset the overtimer
>Missed and hit the glass wall
>"I saw that."
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>>146547942
>route 66 defend
>Pick hanzo to practice because the option was open after everyone else picked
>Not even 30 seconds after the gate opens I'm being blamed for everyone being shit on
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>>146547448
>>
>>146547716
why not git gud or go fuck yourself kid
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I just can't shake the feeling that there is more to Mercy's character then what we've been led to believe.
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>>146547942
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>realize I'm on speed boost
oops
>>
>get put in a game with 300 ping
>will count towards a leaver's penalty if I leave

Th-thanks Blizzard

seriously would it be that fucking hard to add a max ping filter
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>>146547942
>pick genji
>cock sucker hanzo tells me to go healer
>don't
>get stomped because no healer
>3 gold medals
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>>146548217
Leaving during the team assembly phase, doesn't count towards the leaver's penalty
>>
So, which character has the most satisfying melee attack?

Reinhardt, naturally, not included
>>
>>146548315
Lucio

"BOOSH"
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>>146547681
What's wrong with hanzo players
It's almost as bad as those few people who only play symmetra
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>>146547448
Too lazy to screenshot
>Slapshot Lucio
>Junker D.Va
>Stunt Rider 76
>Undersea Winston
>Scarecrow Junkrat
No boxes bought, about level 27 or so
>>
/r/ing that webm of the dva getting fucked up by reindhart
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>>146548315
I'm partial to Junkrat's
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>>146548037
>Mercy starts whining like a bitch
>"Support yourselves."
>unsheathes katana and pick Genji
>go Lucio because I don't want to lose
>press Amp Up
>look at scoreboard
>have gold healing with 4 seconds on Lucio than they got in two minutes on Mercy
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>>146548315
>Having an air battle as Pharah with another Pharah
>direct the Pharah twice, she doesn't die because a Lucio or something nicked her
>fly towards her and melee her
>her body just falls limp towards the ground
There is no melee more satisfying than that
>>
>>146548037
>when the mercy on your team is constantly reviving but the shitty player who keeps dying says "didn't see a single res from mercy wtf"

be thankful you have a healer bro
>>
>>146548315
Zenyatta
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>>146548315
Mei has a nice punch, though Zen's kick to the face is perfect.
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>>146547942
>try to winston jump from defense spawn to the hole in the wall near the end of king's row
>miss and fall into the pit

wewwww
>>
>>146547942

>R66 def
>i play as Torb
>team is wiped out
>everyone spectating me
>Genji And D.Va from each side
>turret is down
>that's it lads
>somehow killed Genji
>team cheering me on
>deassembled D.Va's mech
>i can do this
>team is chearing
>NOW HOLD ON
it was fun
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>>146548192
its not that hes hard to take down. Hes just not fun to play against or has.
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>got potg at torb
>saved the fucking game
>get a lego torb skin
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>>146548067
Casual murder simulator from a familiar face with waifus and diversity.
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>>146548475
The best one, too.
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>>146544464
>Hanzo on offense

kys
>>
>stacking torbjorns on defense

Please stop doing this.
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>Streetswine's 20 tick advantage allows for round-the-corner hook, shotgun, and quick melee before anyone with a panic button Left-shift can actually react to the hook, no matter how fast they mash it.

Jesus fuck, PLEASE make him have to wait a half second after hook to shoot. And more than 0 seconds after shooting to melee.

I'm getting fucking one-shot as Zarya, of all people, with shield at the ready.
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>Enemy defense
>2 Junkrats, Torbjorn, Bastion, Reinhardt
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>>146548646
You can hold down to the panic button to make it go off before the melee.
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>>146548646
Oh poor anon. The hook-to-shot speed is deliberate, Hog is SUPPOSED to be the first one to fire, as designed by Blizzard
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>>146548624
what's the problem?
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>60+% WR for a week
>goes down to 55% for a week
>now 52% after 2 days
>lose game
>4 gold medals

FORCED
50

It's only a matter of time before the matchmaker goes for the final push.
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>>146548702
MADA
A
D
A
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>play solo q
>suggest things that could help us win, or at least make us lose less hard
>90% chance an emotionally fragile child flips his shit and rages the rest of the match
>play with people from here
>suggest things that could help us win, or at least make us lose less hard
>they ignore it and continue doing what is making us lose
Well, it's an improvement I guess.
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why is this allowed
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Is it true you get the xp-to-level boxes reset after you break 100 and prestige?

Because that'd be awesome.

Anyway, post 'em.
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>>146548790
EVERYDAY
EVERY LEVEL
UNTIL YOU LOVE IT
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>>146548702
>>146548624
>>146548742
>doing this shit

Do people just not like to have fun? Do they just not enjoy a challenge?

Will stacking heroes be banned in competitive?
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>>146544070
sleep tight reaper
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>>146548790
>get two legendaries one after the other
>hanzo
>genji
Fuck you game I'm not playing these weebs. Option to sell skins when?
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>>146548873
there's not a single bad drop in that entire case
Did you buy a lottery ticket after?
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>>146547942
>playing D.Va on R66 offense
>losing badly while the payload is midway
>"tank stay on the payload dammit"
>apologize
>"No not you, I mean the Roadhog"
We lost but I'm glad to know it wasn't my fault.
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>>146548838
I got lucky as I got someone supportive with a mic just earlier
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>>146548858
Yes
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What 250s you got?
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>>146548315
Mei's is very unsatisfying, because it is extremely cute.
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>>146548845
>trap
>expecting it to be out in plain sight
>>
>teammate purposefully running out and dying to give enemy ult charge
>leave game
>queue up again
>get put back in the same exact match
>"If you leave this game you will get a penalty"
HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF BLIZZARD
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>>146544091
Don't bother with 1080p webms, you don't get enough bitrate (not that you tried).
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>>146548883
Never. If you actually want stuff just waste money on lootboxes. TF2 was the best when there wasn't a trade system and you got a random drop for a hat, even if it sucked. Then the economy update ruined everything
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How do I use the "We need a healer!" line instead of just "need healing"?

I need to trigger some shitters.
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>>146548969
Is your name LoFT? Cuz ur a fucking game losing rage quitting bitch if you are
>>
>carbon fiber genji doesn't give him blue energy streaks
>chrome genji doesn't give him yellow energy streaks
>sparrow/young doesn't remove the streaks all together
of course it would remain red for the enemy but come on blizzard. I hope there's an eventual skin overhaul in the future
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>>146548969

That's when you go Zarya and just let them feed you carry power
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>>146547942
>final stretch on defence, entire team dead
>payload literally just going into bay
>i'm widow
>kill their mercy with a headshot then get hooked and blasted by hoggy
>"fucking useless sniper" - Genji player
>potg is me killing four of them at the start of the round as they come out of the spawn
Eat my shit fucking genji
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>>146548838
>they ignore it and continue doing what is making us lose
I will never understand this shit man. Do they not realize which enemy heroes are kicking their shit in? The game even fucking has a giant obvious fire graphic to tell you, "HEY DIPSHIT THIS GUY IS THE ONE DICKING YOUR TEAM, COUNTER HIM."

How the fuck can you fail multiple pushes or defenses in a row and think, "No problem here, we'll get it next time :^)"? How are people this shit at such an easy game?
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>>146548646
>PLEASE make him have to wait a half second after hook to shoot.

Don't change Lanepig, FIX THE FUCKING TICK RATE
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>>146548838
>team has 3 hanzos on attack on hanamura
>"hey guys, maybe we could use a reinhardt and a healer?"
>"do it yourself you turd"
>proceed to not even capture the first objective
yep.
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>>146548948
A whopping two - the "On the Range" for McCree and the golden Mercy.
Every time I get 250, I spend it on a highlight intro instead.

I might buy the darkened-visor Lucio, considering I love his base design and am getting bored of Slapshot.
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>everyone locks in their heroes
>no support
>genji says "we need a support"
>switch to lucio with pic related skin
>start spamming my "can't stop, won't stop" voice line
>game begins
>boost us out of spawn
>encounter enemy team
>teammates getting hurt
>don't change to healing beat
>teammates calling for healing
>leave speed boost on while spamming can't stop, won't stop
>take health packs from dying teammates
>amplify speed when they're trying to fight someone
>wall ride as high as I can go before using my ult randomly as I drop down from above
>team asking me to heal or switch to a different support
>can't stop
>won't stop
>>
GIVE US MORE LORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>146548984
Just use the need healing line. It changes based on context. Symmetra sees it as "I need shields," Torb sees it as "I need armor," and everyone else either sees it as "I need healing" (if a healer is on the team) or "We need a healer" (if there is none). I think Soldier will see "need healing" even if there's no other healer, but I'm not sure of that.
>>
>>146548948
Anubis Pharah. Now that I think about it, I think I have more legendaries than I have 250s
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>>146549178
bless you, we need more support players like you
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>>146548865
It can be countered by actually coordinated teams
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>>146549178

The hero overwatch deserves
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>>146549178
>genji player asking someone to change
>>
>log in
>beat game

The fuck? Why was it so short? And there's like 0 replay value aside from beating it as other characters (don't even have unique endings)?
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>>146548215
i did that the other day
>notice teammates dying left and right
>why arent they getting healed?
>oh
>fuck
no one called me out on, but i felt like retard for a bit after that
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>>146549208
after a couple seasons they should release a story mode that's missions where you play matches against AI characters and it forces you to play a certain hero
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>>146549178
As a Symmetra player, I love it when I'm speed boosted. Makes me that much harder to stop while I'm shitting all over the street and gaining unstoppable power.
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>>146548348
>this retard who couldn't get a teleporter up like 4min into the game and he STILL stayed on sym even though we got pushed way back and then he picked bastion like the fucking dogshit player he is
you know who you are
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>>146549281
t. Battleborn fan
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>>146549249
>getting people to organize team comp in solo q

there in lies the problem
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>>146549267
>genji player screaming at the support for not healing him while he's on the other side of the map
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>>146544696
go to social
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>>146545138
>Come on, you don't think it's any indication of something when Bastion gets Play of the Game EVERY single time? EVERY match?
It means "You guys should stop streaming into the main gate".
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>>146548948
white hanzo, white sym, black tracer
I think that's it
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>>146549297
This game desperately needs a horde mode mvm styled mode
>>
>Nepal Sanctum
>teammate stays Zenyatta from previous round
>someone else: "go lucio, zen can't do much here"
>them: "NO"
>we win anyway

Why would the map be bad for him? There are giant statues of him (or Zenyatta-lookalikes) floating outside each entrance. It's his rec room.
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Why do people shit on Hanzo players?
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Why do I get shit teams whenever I play Hanzo?
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>>146549435
UNGA
>>
>some characters have an official height
>some do not

REEEE
>>
>playing solo q
>end up on a team with a bunch of dudes on the mic
>playing zenyatta, they compliment my efforts
>switch to lucio for attack
>they thank me and call me support bitch
>after the match they all send me friend requests
f-feels good b-bro
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>>146548008
Riverboat mccree or cheap bundle i'd say
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>>146549435
Because you're the one who's shit
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>>146549435
Because you're playing as Hanzo
>>
hey owg guess what
TIME TO ACCELERATE
>>
>>146549435
because hanzo doesn't benefit every team comp you faggot
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>>146547380
Sounds like a smurf with an aimbot.
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>>146549435
protip: instalock hanzo, then switch to a real character shortly before the game starts
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>>146549516
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
>>
>>146549516
>OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN
>>
>>146549435
How to spot a shitter: total rank is higher than score/min rank.
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>>146549424
I don't know if you're being serious or not, but Lucio is the absolute best character on KOTH for speed, and the fact that all the KOTH maps are filled with pits and normal maps aren't.
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>>146549516
HAHA
AMP IT UP!
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>>146549545
What does this accomplish?
>>
>>146547005
>Rein Testudo

New strat we romans now
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>>146549516
>AUDIO MEDIC~
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When is this fuck gonna get the boot from the game?

>a sniper that has to aim under opponent's feet to just get a kill

>if you manage to get near him he'll just start to flail around like a handicapped fuck, propelling logs around, which thanks to the huge hitboxes will be the end of you

Hanzo doesnt bring anything to this game. Its like bowman from tf2 all over again, with an addendum to retardness thanks to his kit
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>>146549575
different characters give different score/min on average
playing zen for example is a free ticket to loads of score/min

>>146549592
preventing other idiots from picking him unless they're compelete retards and want to play 2 hanzo
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>>146549575
Does this make me a pretty damn good Lucio then?
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if blizzard queues me into instant losses and it affects my w/l, isnt it only fair that i leave games before losing to affect my w/l
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>>146549516
BOOSH!
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>>146549603
throw two bastions and a zen in the center and we got a soup going
>>
>>146549516
HEALING BOOM
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>>146549575
>he thinks score/min is a consistent and relevant ranking
Lmoaing at ur life right now
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>>146548915
Sadly no.
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>>146549297
$100 that they will release this as paid DLC, like Hearthstone adventures.
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>>146545023
same
>>
>danced around a hanzo as tracer in the opening seconds of King's Row before sending him back to spawn
>he immediately switched to roadhog and stayed as such for the rest of the match
can I take that as a compliment? Did he get salty cause I styled over him?
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>>146549661
leaving the game is the reason you were put into an instalose anyway, because someone ragequitted from that game.
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>>146549745
with exclusive cosmetics behind them?
>>
Anyone got the comic where Zarya protects Roadhog from Hanzo's dragons?
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>>146549516
PUMP UP THE JAM
PUMP IT UP
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>>146549631
You underestimate the amount of retardation in some people's heads
>>
bravo blizzard
>>
Why do I have to put up with this skin shit after I paid 40 fucking bucks for this fucking game?
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>>146549779
he might have switched cause hanzo was a bad pick against your team
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>>146549791
Exclusive lorebombs
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>>146549516
>Playing as Reinhardt
>Lucio is on my team
>My weighty, thunderous footsteps become instead the eternal engine of war
>Immovable object becomes unstoppable force
>Win by a landslide
CATCH PHRASE
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>>146549631
It also makes people who see Hanzo and immediately quit see Hanzo and immediately quit so you can get someone with more patience.
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>>146549863
what HAPPENED
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>>146549863
How the actual fuck?
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>>146549863
>playing shooters on console
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>tfw u do good in a game
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>>146549863
>console
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>>146549745
>$40 for a game that was originally going to be ftp anyway
>charging more for DLC
there will be riots in the streets
>>146549880
>complaining about stuff that is optional and purely cosmetic, and you can get from leveling up anyway, all be it slowly
I literally do not understand why you are complaining.
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>>146549779
Yes.

If a shitter switches to tank after getting styled on, it means they think they can feed less when all it does it charge your ults faster.
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>>146549925
desu I do that sometimes after checking their profile
especially on attack
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>get a bad POTG
>teammates make fun of you
Fuck you Blizzard
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>>146549965
>2 tactical visor kills in 11 min
how
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>>146549786
so rather than only being on the receiving end, leaving will even it out

thanks for the advice
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POST YFW 5 SECONDS TO MATCH START
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>>146549957
>>146549967
don't bully! I'm a d.va main and d.va is my waifu!
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>>146549957
>>146549967
>Idiots don't give a shit about an insane glitch and instead immediately notice the controller buttons
Autism.
>>
>enter server
>160 ping
Fucking Blizzard, the Oceania servers are ALWAYS BROKEN
>>
>>146550039
I have a bad habit where I always want to wait for the "perfect ult" that never comes.
>>
>>146549965

Nothing like a good Zarya carry
>>
>>146550036
>caring what neckbeards and children think
>>
>>146549957
AKA "I'd rather pay $60 than $40 on a game with $20 of content"
>>
>>146549972
Nice. I did get a lot of pulse bombs that run, though I also DID get some hooks to the face in return- worth it, I think. Made me realize I enjoy playing as tracer and want to get better at playing her. At the very least, my immediate goal is getting better at sticking bombs to asses.
>>
>>146547942
>guy tells me I fucked up
>tell him to eat shit
>nothing else happens
Whoa.
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>>146549965
>temp 85 c

SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>>146550062
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>>146549793
Yup.
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>>146550147
The amount of times you can actually recall out of a hookshot death is sad desu
>>
>>146550070

It's ok, half the time I post videos all i hear is "nice black bars in your webm famalabama"
>>
>>146550236
To be fair, hook being hitscan is fucking bullshit anyway.
>>
Are the short videos and comics the only lore to this game? A number of the characters aren't even mentioned there.
>>
Still unsure why an American and a Japanese are both speaking Korean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ao0QYYjT9E
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Bone or Golden S76?
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>>146544070
Sleep tight reaper
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>>146550170
>not using your gpu to cook dinner on
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>>146550349
I prefer jet myself
But gold is pure tacky
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>>146550349
Golden.
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>>146550062
>>
>>146550349
Between the two I'd have to go with Bone for the white/blue mix and digital camo patterning though I personally think Jet's the sleekest
>>
What's your favourite voice line in Overwatch, /owg/? And I don't mean purely the voice lines that you buy with credits, I mean absolutely any voice line in the game.

My personal favourite is when McCree says "That'll learn ya"
>>
>>146550325
There's also the character profiles:
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/

Click the "Story" tab to read a few paragraphs of lore for each hero.
>>
>>146550402
>>146550393
>>146550389
>>146550349
Stunt 76. Anything else is pleb.
>>
>>146550393
Why can't Commando: 76 just be a skin of S76 running around in briefs?
>>
>>146550389
>>146550402
Never really thought about Jet, but yeah it looks nice
>>
>>146549863
If they were smart they wouldn't kill you. That would leave you trapped in there and your team would have to fight 5v6.
>>
>>146550461
those two hero skins are probably the worst in the game alongside the tumblr zarya skins
>>
>>146550437
>>146550437
Everything Lucio
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>>146550331
because of the korean esports scene
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>kill someone
>hit em with the "?" in all chat
>they dive past your entire team trying to kill you all match
>>
>>146550491
Maybe if you like sucking dicks. Stunt is best.
>>
>>146550437
>What a bunch of misfits and freaks we got 'ere. I love it
>>
>>146550507
I did that to a reaper after popping him with Mercy's pistol. All he actually did was lamely agree with me, then we got back to the match at hand.
>>
>>146550507
Were you playing Winston, too?
>>
>>146548917

If you didn't get on the payload anyway, it was your fault.
>>
>>146550437
I'm the quick, you're the dead.
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>>146550062
>>
>>146550438
I read those but didn't mention them since they were so short and kinda shitty..
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>>146550089
How do you do well as zarya consistently
I know what I'm supposed to do with her it just feels like sometimes I shit the bed and forget to be competent completely arbitrarily while playing her
>>
>have rein
>someone picks dva
>rein switches to someone else
NO
>>
>>146550437
>HAH! AGAIN, AGAIN!!!!
Reinhardt is the most retarded fun I've had in a game.
>>
>>146545242

she needs either more range (OP buff), more move speed when shooting, or the indicator for the nuke needs to go.

You need to search for mcree if you want to avoid his ult, you should have to search for dva's ult to avoid it.
>>
>>146550437
Mada mada!
>>
>>146550651
Those D.Va buffs will be here any minute now.
>>
>>146550437
Winky face.
>>
>>146550507
>mei freezes herself twice when I use junkrat tire
>makes fun of me
>kill her ass with frags
>give her to good ol "?"
>shuts up for the remainder of the match
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>>146550590
I was on the payload. Then they pulled me and the fight went to shit.
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>>146550062
>>
what did she mean by this
>>
>Playing Zenyatta
>Getting kills, healing, fending off a genji and tracer both hellbent on ending my life
>Gold Eliminations for 80% of the match
>Zarya complains about her "Shitty healer" at the end of the match

I am fucking juggling kills, healing, discording the correct targets, and trying to not die to a Genji and Tracer. The fuck do you want from me, to be superhuman?
>>
>>146550671
Or remove the crit box and make her the sturdiest tank in the game.
>>
>>146550718
>Mei
>ever getting to make fun of anyone

You have a low cooldown invinc button that heals you, and you make it impossible to fight anyone 1v1.

You're useless to the team, but no one should be able to 1v1 you if you aren't retarded.
>>
>>146550645

Some games are just kind of like that, if the other team doesn't feed you then you can't really get the ball rolling.

All you can do then is grab an easy kill then start shit talking in chat to bait them emotionally.
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how sad is sadbot really?
>>
>people get stomped
>they stay in the game
for what reason
>>
>>146550783
If you were Mercy you could have just healed teammates while letting them solve all those other problems.

So yeah, Zenyatta is shit
>>
>>146550789

her crit box being shrunk/moved/removed would be best

shooting a bulletproof glass screen wouldn't make the mech die, but a power core on top of it or something might.
>>
>>146550856
exp penalties
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>>146550856
They're good sports
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>>146550856
Honour.
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>>146550856

muh exp.....................
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>play with friend for exp boost
>picks hanzo when attacking
>when we already have a widowmaker
>does this like 5 times
>complains if I mention it and that we need better team balance when I'm the only tank
>DUDE IT'S JUST PUB
>but he still bitches if we lose
>has a 47% wr and has triple my fucking level


when are we gonna get over the 'DUDE IT'S JUST A GAME' shit
It's literally only used by retards ruining the game doing stupid shit and wasting everyone else time and effort.
>>
>>146550856

>Leaving a game instead of taking the time to practice when it doesn't matter how good you play
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>>146550856
>get stomped
>all the shitters leave at the end of the game
>next match is good
>>
>>146550749
>she
>>
Anyone experience losing their character specific control changes? Haven't played in a little while and got on today and certain characters custom controls were erased.
>>
>The guy who push-to-talks his sighs
>>
>>146550889
>remove critbox
>faster mech call

Literally all D.Va needs.
>>
>playing support
>enemy flanker gets in my face, trying their hardest to take me down
>eventually my team notices them
>with 5 people trying to kill them they zoom away at the last second to refill their hp
>they come back and this repeats until one of us dies
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>>146550062
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>>146550856
>losing streak
>win 1
>leaving to find a better game

ive just accepted my forced 50
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>>146551010
Fuck that guy.
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>>146551012
And let Mercy's rez rebuild the tank. She's already casting magic, why not mech magic too.
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>>146549381

Fuck genji. No healing for genji ever.
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>>146550749
She means that you should disable your profanity filter so you can be an adult
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>>146550062
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>>146550850

More sad than how sadly pathetic your life is

do you really have nothing better to do than shitpost?

>>146550856

I only leave if it's a lost cause and noone switches characters to counter, and I'm doing well but we're still losing.

or when we're losing and I'm tryhard 76 doing all the healing in the game because noone went support

the number of time i've soloqueued and have been on a team where after I switch off support (cause noone can kill a lone tracer in the back or, anything for that matter) and still gotten gold heals on the character I switched to is depressing.
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>lucio can only wallride while in speed mode
There, I fixed the game

>>146551096
I recognize that dick
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>>146551009
i turned health bars on for 76 and then in a later game they were off
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>>146551137
>>lucio can only wallride while in speed mode
>There, I fixed the game
what the fuck kind of fix was needed
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>>146551096

>inb4 I KNOW THAT DICK

too late already
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>>146551072
>Mercy resses you in the middle of the enemy team
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>>146550895
I mean they stay in the next game
don't people know that the system only "balances" after two mathes
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>>146549545

>he thinks this will stop hanzo picking hanzo.

I swear half the shitters out there don't even look at team composition.
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>>146551109
I actually dont have anything better to do. it's 2:40 on a saturday morning
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>>146549381
>mercy losing her shit that your going out of her heal range
>because your reaper and want to flank the widow and bastion nest

For the entire game she kept saying "Fucking idiot running from your healer. Don't blame me for dieing". Someone must have really laid into that healer if they don't let a flanker move.
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>>146551096
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
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>spent a few hours playing solo queue pubs
>only saw one hanzo and one genji the whole time and neither of them were useless
eerily calm this weekend...
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>>146550856
Beats waiting over a minute finding another game.
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>>146551187
>they're all staring at you waiting for you to fully materialize so they can all unload into your face
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>>146550953

One of my friends is a mongloid with an average of 5.5 elims per match, plays mainly torbjorn and Mercy, and the only reason he has 5.5 elims is because of torbjorn. His average elims as reaper, for example, is picrelated. That's his only assault class he actually plays. His genji is below 5 elims.

Dude only plays with our group of 4, so every game is like a 5v6. Shit's infuriating. And then when we tell him to get better, he throws a passive aggressive bitch fit. Dude went up 10% win rate by being a backpack and he refuses to play without us anymore.
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>>146551168
him being nigh unkillable on koth with simultaneous wallride + heal
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>>146551010
>using the ingame voice chat
Wew. If I wanted to listen to some faggots I'd watch the big bang theory.
>watching tv in the current year (+1)
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>>146551213
But you could be in Asia where it's 6:45 on a Saturday night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdQxjfv83V8
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>>146551279
>I'm a shitter that can't kill Lucio
There, I translated your post
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What is so fascinating about fighting the enemy's spawn over going for the point in KotH? So sick of these people that try to do the wraparound and just get killed, weakening our chances entirely.
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I do pretty well in overwatch until i meet a zarya main
>blocks mcree cc
>blocks junkrat
>deals with genji
>good in pushes
>High dmg
>saves teammates
>outdamages winston meme
>cant be frozen before mei dies

What am I overlooking? What are the counters?
I know reinhardt can make a good zarya ult less effective unless they have hanzo, so what do?
also dont suggest widow, I cant snipe in this game, although I mained sniper in tf2
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>>146550953
pick whatever he picks and when you lose say DUDE IT'S JUST PUB
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>>146549661

You can't record a loss when you backfill. Only a win.
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>D.va winrate keeps going up
>overall winrate keeps going down

Should I just stop playing anyone else?
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>KotH
>99-47
>Game goes into Overtime
>Opponent retakes the point
>99-99
>Game doesn't go into Overtime this time, it just ends
>They win
How the fuck does Overtime work?
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>>146551307
no?
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>>146551385
If you're contesting the point when it would otherwise hit 100%, it can overtime. If you're not on the point, round ends.
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>>146551317
I don't have godlike aim, no
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>>146551270
Some people are just shit at videogames. It's a little bit autistic to demand your friend get better just to play with you. Do you play together because he's your friend or because you want to pubstomp?
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>>146551356
There's really no counter, even reaper takes deadly risks trying to burst her down
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>>146551383
Yes, embrace the Doritos.
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>>146551254
>invuln ends
>your mech is already destroyed
>you're already dead before the error screen disappears

also
>get matched into a new game
>DEFEAT as soon as I load in
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD AS IF THE 10 GAMES I GOT STOMPED IN BEFOREHAND WEREN'T ENOUGH OF A DICKPUNCH
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Blizzard think they slick
She dabbin
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>>146551323
Distracting or killing people from behind weakens their push and their efforts as a team
someone is always dealing with tracer, or the support dies
Its an okay strat as long as only 1 person does it, otherwise it weakens your team. Your team just had a shitter take the job
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>>146551434
I've seen the game go into the overtime plenty of times when there was nobody on the point. Mainly in KotH, although I recall seeing in capture the point, as well.
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>bind mousewheel down to jump
>now im a master lucio wall climber
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>>146551385
You need to be on the point. Coincidentally the only people I've ever seen who don't understand that are the mouthbreathers who consistently avoid fighting on the objective because they're scared of dying
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>>146551356
time slag
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>>146549957
>>146549967
>caring this much
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>>146551458
Good job on the money hoarding
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>>146551512
explain?
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Whats a hero to play when I just want my shit fucked up?
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>>146551512
It feels so weird for me. Are you supposed to wallride with spacebar and wallhop with scroll wheel? I feel like I have better control with spacebar for everything, even when it makes me sore when I want to do small hops frequently.
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>>146551512
>not having a decent mouse with side buttons
I have a shitty $15 logitech mouse, aint no way im using m3 for ANYTHING
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>>146551583
Trashmouse.
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>>146551356
Reaper?
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Ryujin No Ken Wo Kurae!
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>>146551583
trying to learn symetra sucks
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>you will never feel Tracer choke as you fuck her throat
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>>146551512
it's awesome

it's also great because you can have infinite genji and hanzo wall climbing
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>it's a "the Oceania servers are down for the 10th time today, time to put you exclusively on American servers"
Why can't I have been born in the US?
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>>146551453
D.va actually has three times as much play rate as my next most played hero, with like 17 hours played

I think that counts as embracing
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>>146551507
If the point is partially capped it will go into overtime. Overtime is skipped if the point is not contested.
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>Genji now gets a 200 hp barrier that decays like Lucio ult over 3 seconds
y/n
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>>146551356
Snipers.
She's a tank, her hitbox is huge, and unlike every other form of damage, it's super tough to shield a sniper shot.
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>>146551701
>she desperately goes back in time to when there was air in her lungs
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>>146551736
HAHAHAHA
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>>146551446

Thing is, the guy's been playing video games for a long time. He just doesn't learn. It's like he's playing the game on bot-mode.

And he does play with us alot. He went up from 35% to 45% win rate with us. We maintain 50%+ win ratio most of the time with him. The most annoying thing is that he acts like he's not getting carried and routinely acts like his angry when he gets rolled by literally any player. I've seen him die to the stupidest shit. No ults being played, even as Mercy. No sentry turret for minutes. Never uses l-shift as Mercy and says that he does.

He's a friend but goddamn he's like one of those players that plateau'd 10 minutes into his first FPS.
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>>146544450
>friend never really plays anything but hanzo, genji, or mei
>always complains about lag
>never tries tank classes
People like this exist and it frustrates me to no end
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>>146551747
Why
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>>146551736
Is Blizzard going to fix this shit? Problems of living in a country with third world internet infrastructure
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>>146551792
>Use ult
>Die
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I want to tongue all of their assholes.
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>>146551606
It's not middle click it's scrolling down on your mouse wheel
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>>146551814
what color do you think mercy's asshole is
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>>146551810
>Reaper
>Use ult
>Die

>Pharah
>Use ult
>Potentially die

>Soldier: 76
>Use ult
>Potentially die
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>mei's left click does damage
for what purpose
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When do we get new skins?
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>>146551814

Nice bodystandards blizzard. Where are the fat women.
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>Enemy junkrat spamming M1 into a hallway
>Team keeps walking down it and dying even after I tell them to go the another way
I am tired
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>>146551779
Is he at least a good genji?
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>>146551810
>being punished for being a flagrant retard with poor judgement is a bad thing
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Why the fuck have games been so fucking bad today?
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>>146551814
None of them have assholes

They all have Stomas. (end of your large intestine that goes out your skin instead of your rectum)
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>>146551901
weekend
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>>146551882
Mei is fat
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>Traveling to Hanamura
>2 Widows 2 Meis
>Leave the game
Well, that was fun.
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reminder

if you don't have at least three hours played on a hero, you DO NOT have any say on how the hero should be rebalanced
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this game is really poorly balanced.
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>>146551837
The color of perfection.
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new skins wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>sweat
pic related
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Role queue when?

I hate playing support and would wait 40 minutes to not play as support
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>>146551901
NEET to normie ratio gets thrown out of balance on weekends for every multiplayer game
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>>146551993
It's actually quite well balanced
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>>146551810
Play Reaper for a while, you'll see the dynamic. If anyone paying attention to you, you're dead. But, if they ignore you and focus on Rein, Zarya, Winston, etc, you can come from behind a wipe a whole team.
Genji's the same.
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>>146551982
I have 17 hours on d.va
Her ult should be a global kill that also destroys buildings
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>>146544464
>LET ME PICK HANZO NO MATTER THE SITUATION
you deserve this
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>>146551923
sounds hot
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>>146551993
Really? I can't think of any characters that are too strong or too weak at the moment. The cast seems quite well balanced after the Widowmaker and McCree nerfs. I guess Mercy's ult needs to be toned down and D.Va needs a small buff but otherwise they're all pretty good
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>>146551851
>reaper
>use ult
>die die die
one job
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Who the fuck gutted the OP.
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>>146552043
To be fair there is a bit of a difference. If Reaper drops on top of your team he'll melt everyone in the radius before they can react. Genjis damage is a lot slower, and he relies on his mobility to maximise it.

That said he doesn't need a shield.
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I want to fucking kill any widow players
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>>146551385
I think I found a bug with overtime. I was a junkrat standing on the point using my ultimate and as soon as the tire exited the point the overtime depleted and we lost.
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>>146552157
OP did
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>>146552003
summer m8
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>>146552184
Why?
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>>146551867
Nigga I ain't hitting that Icicle for finishing your low health ass off. Just spray them dead quickly, less aim, less headaches involved.
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>use earthshatter on a mercy to REMOVE her
>she uses resurrect
>she's literally unaffected by the earthshatter and is invincible
>this means that she can't be killed when resurrecting her teammates to prevent her from healing them, getting another chance at resurrecting a few seconds later
This is probably the dumbest shit I've ever seen in this game
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What are the chances of getting Summer Swimsuit skins? I don't think HotS has any particularly sexy skins, but WoW has some sexy armor in it, but that was way back then.
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>>146552213
Fuck if I know
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What site does D.va stream on?
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>>146552257
Tweak.tv
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>>146552239
1:when its done
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>>146552234
just remove ults and the games good
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>>146552257
Chaturbate
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>>146552234
mercy's ult absolutely needs a nerf, probably the charge time should be increased
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>>146552092
Delete this
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People who just waste ults willy nilly deserve to be shot.
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>>146551356
Bastion, the salt powered robot can shred her shield and her before she can do much about it. Roadhog if he times his hooks right, can pull her away from her team which makes her far more vulnerable, even better if you pull her into your team cause you can all focus her down.
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>>146552375
>not unloading your ult into a Mei in an ice block
Fucking degenerate
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remember to dodge every defense objetive
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>>146552294
Nah senpai. I would definitely increase the amount of time they take to charge across the board though. Especially Resurrection and Molten Core, because both of those are up way too often
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>>146552234
While I agree her ult is bullshit, she's definitely not invincible while ulting. If the enemy had a Zarya she might have shielded Mercy which would make her immune to cc, then you ulted shortly after, breaking the shield and making it seem like it was never there. Or you just missed Mercy, since Rein's ult has a weird shape sometimes
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>>146546517
>Ryu
Soldier by a mile. Generic weapon, healing ability, and his ult is auto aim

>Tier
No

>Servers
NA, EU, and I think Asia

>Best waifu
Zarya, obviously
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what is it about hanzo that attracts shitters so much
his ult?
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>>146552497
weeaboo
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>>146552497
His Japanesity.
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>>146552497
he's cool desu
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It's fun for torb.
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>>146552497
weebs are bad at video games, genji and hanzo are weeb magnets, it's self-explanatory
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWOovefpyq4
im sure im late but holy shit
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>>146551096
delicious!
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>>146546738
Switch Sym and Bastion, maybe Hanzo and Toblerone. Looks good otherwise.

>>146547448
Got junker D.Va tonight, but I probably won't use it since I really like her default. I have quite a few, but Raindancer is the only one I actually get much use out of.
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>>146544037
Mercy's ult should only restore health proportionally to how much of the cast animation she gets off. Invulnerability timer immediately starts ticking if she dies before finishing.
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>>146552409
命令ですか?
仕方がない。オブジェクティブを避けます。
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>play soldier
>have mercy in your team
>mercy is next to me
>use ult
>instead of boosting /healing me she jumps away to heal a widow who's about to pickup a health pack

why are people so shit at this game?
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I'm keeping track of how often I see bastion/torbj on defense, when we are attacking on cap points or escort. Out of 16 games so far:

1.06 Torbjs per map
0.5 Bastions per map
93% of maps had at least one bastion or torbjorn
81% had at least one torbjorn
25% had multiple torbjorn

So why are they being chosen so often? Well, if you think about it for a second, it's because for very little effort they are as effective as another hero played decently well. And if you give people an opportunity to get a lot of results for very little effort, they will invariably take it.
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>get potg as Symmetra
>sweet, just got highlight intro for her in a lot box
>it shows me killing a Kumar with my beam and then dying from his grenade drop like a Muppet

I honestly don't understand how potg is even selected. I see moves all the time that make me think WoW, I'd like to see that from their camera, then the potg is chinky snake man doing his moonspeak gibberish on people he can't even see.
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>lucio's push goes through reins shield
ayy lmao
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>>146548008
>Ifrit Zenyatta
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>>146552643
people say she's easy to play but there are so many bad mercys
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Can we maybe lessen Mei's icewall health so that your entire team unloading into it will kill it EARLIER than 4/5 of its natural lifespan?
Often feels like it's so futile that I'd be better off holding my fire so I'm not at half ammo when it vanishes
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>>146548865
But going 5 to 6 torbjörns and watching the uncoordinated enemy team struggle for six minutes or so while collecting scap and ocassionally shooting them is the most fun I have in this game.
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loved playing medic
hate playing mercy
what gives
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>>146552701
Play Lucio
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>>146552646

I rarely see Bastion if at all in my games anymore. On defense or attacking. They tend to get rolled. If its a Reinhart/Mercy/Bastion threesome, it tends to go better but not much.
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>>146552415

Molten core should only big turrets if they're in los. Even I think it's cheesy when I activate it after respawn and get a triple kill on the other side of the map.

For ashes I couldn't work out what he was saying and I thought he shouted RACE WARRRRR!
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Does Junkrats tire really have to glow bright fucking red? If there's a single hitscan hero on the other team, you actually cannot use your tire at all.
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>>146552701

uber is far more rewarding for the player than mercy's ult
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>>146552683
500 health per pillar, you only need to bust one though.. Shit lasts like six seconds.
Concentrated fire WILL rip through it in no time.
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>>146551450
If he drops on her in a team fight his chances of survival go way up. Zarya promotes team work, it's how she gets he most charge, so work as a team against her instead of trying to pick a counter then going in alone people need to WORK WITH THEIR FUCKING TEAM MORE!

I swear everyone acts like it's a moba where if they are just good enough they should be able to 1v1 anyone. Guess what chuckle fucks it's not, stop pissing and moaning when you keep running face first into a wall expecting anything to be different.I feel better now, this is explained alot in these threads and it's getting tiresome.
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>>146548646
Hook needs to be immobilize and forced movement instead of stun. There's no reason getting snagged and dragged would stop your trigger finger from moving.
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>playing zarya
>pushing with a teammate
>throw my barrier on both of us
>they chicken out and hide behind a corner

zarya's so weird because she works best on a team where everyone's dumb as fuck and gets hit a lot
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>>146551895
No. He's not good at Genji or Hanzo, but he can have good matches as Mei, and is pretty decent at Junkrat.

I just wish he'd try more classes.
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>>146552757
Counterplay exists, play better or deal with it
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>Be me
>Be australian
>Matchmake
>Matches me to USW 3 times in a row
i love it
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>>146552779
You're trying to argue with realism. Fuck that. The hook is supposed to be a "get over here and let me act first" button. Your change makes hooking shit like Reaper or Soldier fucking suicidal.
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>>146552743
I usually see him turn up at certain points. The end of route 66, volskaya point b, and a few other spots. I also see people panic pick him when they are getting rolled.
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>>146552478
This guy gets it.
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>>146552828
>two McCrees on King's Row
Why.
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>>146552828
>Be ustralian
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>>146552570
But at least with Genji, it's a coin flip, where as with Hanzo it's a crapshoot
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>>146552828
The Oceania servers have been down for a few hours now, Blizzard needs to get their shit together
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>>146552624
>Raindancer

What's the deal with all that red Indian stuff? She's supposed to be Egyptian. Was there some Navajo character they dropped and decided to use the skin anyway?
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>>146552646

>why are people using defensive characters to defend?

Dunno m8, I am baffled.
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>>146549331
>ult spam
>shift
>"e"
>pocket healer

sorry bud your just another terrible genji. if that webm was you doing that with actual aim and ninja stars we could call you seagull
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>>146552883
Blizzard don't give a fuck. Data centers are expensive as fuck to run in Australia which is why they used the cheapest possible option.
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nothing counters a spacebar spamming genji and a Lshift spamming tracer

mobility has no counterplay in this game
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>>146552746
>For ashes I couldn't work out what he was saying and I thought he shouted RACE WARRRRR!
You've been browsing /pol/ too long m8
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>60% of team's damage
>as lucio

um.
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>>146553000
winston
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>>146553000
Reinhardt swinging his fuck you hammer tends to work for me. That and Winston's tickle cannon locks on.
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>>146553000
mei
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>>146553000
Torj's sentry
Mei's freezy beam
Winston's lightning gun
Rein's hammer
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>>146544013
He said a book, not a pamphlet.
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>>146553000
SORRY
SORRY
...SORRY
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>>146553039
>>146553060
>>146553061
see, they have the mobility, they can easily just stay away from your range

the only counter to genjis and tracers is godlike aim
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>>146553036
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>146553036
I find this highly improbable considering my highest was 40% as Bastion
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>>146552681
>>146552643

>playing Lucio
>wallriding like a boss, drop off in front of a bastion in turret form like a fucking mook
>ded, stupid, shit happens
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>oh no no no no
>my orb is right in front of his gun
>now so is she
>bastion presumably piss himself in glee
>respawn
>speed boost us both back to the fight
>she power glides off, probably the first thing her reticle latches onto
>a soul orb
>right in front of the same bastion
>he Kild her again

Stupid cunt mercy.
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>>146553096
They're not that fast, and their shit has cooldowns
And you can't outmobile the sentry
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>>146553096
That's why you have the jump you fucking mongoloid
If that's not enough mccree can flashbang -> delete them, that's meant to be his big draw
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>>146553096
Winston can jet pack onto them, as for Rein it's normally just enough to get them to fall back for a health pack. If you've stopped them from doing their job then thats all that is needed.
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Should I spent my Overbucks now or wait for new skins?
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>>146553176
Depends on what skins you have and want
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Pistol D.va is so fucking satisfying to land shots with. Being able to burst off Mei's face before she freezes is great.
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>>146544070
Reap tight sleeper
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>play reinhardt/roadhog
>force points out of the ass
>literally have to force my retarded ass team to move to the point
>lose because they decide 2 hanzos when attacking is good, yet they can't deal with their widow/torb
>i'm literally ulting 3 people and killing the turrets myself as reint
>and hooking mercy every single time as road
>at least 3/4 gold medals on these games

when does it gets better
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>>146553098
>>146553105
i just checked and it was actually team damage taken.
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>>146553157
genji can deflect the flash and tracer can just recall or blink out of it, if you actually think it's a counter you must be playing with some shitty players
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>>146553000
>what is McSkill
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>>146553198
>burst off Mei's face before she freezes
literally never happened
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>>146553000
they cant dash if they're hooked or trapped
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>team never looks behind them
Every game. Every single game our support, then entire team, gets killed by someone who just walks up and starts shooting.
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>>146553247
>hook genji
>lands beside you, above you, behind you, clips out of the game
>anywhere but in front of you
fix this shit already
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>>146553225
That makes more sense. Still, healing 60% of all damage dealt is amazing. I've only seen that once from an allied Mercy. Usually the percentage (if it makes it to a card) is 30-35
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>>146553176

Do you want any of the current skins? I'd yes but that one. If no, wait for new sounds.

Do I really have to explain shopping?
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>>146553289
>clips out of the game
kek
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>>146553289
>hook genji
>press m1
>eliminated xxRaidenxx

then again, I am playing with 120 ping
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>>146552497
His fursuit
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>>146553191
>>146553325
There're some I sort of want.
But what if there comes great new skins next week? I'm going to be filled with regret.
Tell me wise, anons. Tell me.
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>>146548215
>>146549285
scenes from the life of lucio players
i feel you
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>>146553363
>I am playing with 120 ping
So you hooked a wall 20ft behind him, around a corner, and still hooked him?
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>>146552757
You have to dropbear your tire
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>Have 57.5% winrate
>Constantly see people with 48-50% winrate with better K:D ratios than me

What does this mean?
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>>146552942
Huh? Oh I see, your reading comprehension is poor. The question was, why are they being picked *so often*. Not why are they being picked *at all*. It's not really a subtle distinction, you shouldn't be having this much trouble seeing the difference.

I will start to measure other defensive hero pick rates to compare. But obviously they will be significantly lower.
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>>146553383
>next week
I highly doubt they'll do surprise skins. The community has been clamoring for more for so long that they'd announce it first to hold them over for a month or two beforehand

Which skins do you want? We can rate them for you
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>>146553413
you betcha
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>>146553424
They probably play like cowards to preserve their K/D meaning they don't push objectives like you do
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>>146553424
It means they're the kind of retards who go on /owg/ and say that higher KD = higher skill
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>join a game in progress
>20s left payload at 2nd point Dorado
>turns out enemy team has 2 Roadhogs
>my team "countered" with Winston and Reinhardt
>no Reapers
>just Genji
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK OFF WITH THOSE BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKING BACKFILL GAMES.
IF THEY FAIL SO HARD LET THEM PLAY 5V6 IT WON'T MAKE A FUCKING DIFFERENCE.
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
>>
Torborjn is fucking USELESS.

HIS TURRET DIES SO EASILY TO HANZO/WIDOW/PHARRAH/MEI

WHY EVEN PICK THAT USELESS SHIT?
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>>146553363
it doesn't matter what ping you have half the time small hitbox characters just go anywhere but in front of you after a hook and you usually can't turn around fast enough
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how the FUCK do i play this cunt
she's too damn fragile and i will get chased around the map since no one tries to protect their support

wish i could play zen instead
>>
>>146553424
That being the best player doesn't always mean having the winning team? What else
>>
>>146548198
she's real eerie if you ask me
she's literally bringing people back from the dead and excels as soon as her teammates are dying and is still depicted as an angel
>>
>>146553424
that your technical skills are mediocre, but you actually try and win as opposed to just kill people
>>
>>146553484
For the ultimate
>>
>>146553481
>won 3 games
>woah there u cheeky fuk m8 can't be 'aving you winning that often
>get put into a 2min left hanamura attack against a team with no healers
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>>146553176
just hold on for a bit longer
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>>146553484
IDEALLY you have a good team that uses the sentry for protection from skinny bitches while keeping themselves at the front so pharas and such can't casually destroy it at leisure
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>>146553429
>why are the only true defense heroes being picked on defense
>>
How do I perform high level Junkrat gameplay
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>>146553497
>has a high KD but always loses
>blames the team and not the fuck that he plays for kills in a team-based game
>probably doesn't even zerg rush the objective in Overtime
>>
>>146553547
>against a team with no healers
I don't see a problem
>>
When are they going to fix Hogs hook?
>>
>>146553481
Every time this happens to me, if I at the very least have enough time to get out of spawn before the "DEFEAT" appears on my screen, I always end up making a play that buys my team a bit more time. Inevitably, the moment I die, the team loses. This is awful
>>
>>146553603
Jump often
Spam always
Put traps down whenever
START YOUR ENGINES
>>
Is there a more frustrating experience than to play Reinhardt at Temple of Analbusiness and having none of your team mates following you?

Every single time we grouped for a push they'd start moving ahead of the shield and get killed or panic and start running away to the sides.

My word, I hate playing Reinhardt with an incompetent team.

From now on I'm only playing granddad on payload and koth maps.
>>
>>146553623
when will they fix Hanzo's arrows hitting you despite not being close to you?
>>
>>146553639
>koth

Rein is trash at KOTH
>>
>>146553623
just don't get hooked :^)

Just kill Mercy first! :^)

don't 1v1 Mei :^)
>>
>>146553603
Actually try to aim when enemies on screen. Spam when enemies off screen. Trap the chokepoints, especially stairs/ramps
>>
>>146553639
in my experience if you try to push down the center lane the shield gets dissolved in half a second. it's probably better to go a side route.
>>
>play hog against reaper
>he wraith modes away when i hook him
>play reaper against hog
>cant wraith mode when i get hooked
uhm overbabs ?
>>
>>146553639
Hot monkey dick is more effective on KOTHs.

Instead of holding up a shield and slowly pushing to the point, you want to jump behind them and cause mayhem and keep your team protected with bubbles.
>>
>>146553672
depends on the map, mate.

I always get full gold dmg, elims and objective time on Lijiang garden + night market
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>>146553704
Hold M1 during hook animation
Hold V during M1 animation
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>play for 180 hours
>just now fucking realize you can press "E" again to rotate Mei's wall before you erect it

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME
>>
>>146553673
>Just kill Mercy first! :^)
Seriously I hope they fix her ult, Working so hard to combo the enemy team and the Mercy standing 600 meters away and flies in to go heroes never die is literally the dumbest thing ever.

It's nonsense to expect people to go so DEEP just to kill 1 Mercy while also trying to cap a point with your team.
>>
>>146553613
obviously my team is full of incapable retards if they can't even push against a team with no healers
that's why the guy before me left and I had to backfile
>>
>join game
>it's vs a 6 man stack
>guaranteed to lose
>penalized for leaving

Thanks Blizzard you dumb fucking retards.
>>
>>146553751
You can cross the path (near the defending base, you know, the one that tracers can blink over) in Volskaya using that wall if you rotate it like that
>>
>Prestige w/ 60%
>able to stay alive through most bullshit
>Prestige teammates won't stop getting flattened instantly
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>>146553751
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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>>146553751
Get the fuck off my main right now.
>>
Torb is quickly becoming my favorite hero.
That right click is just so satisfying to use.

Killing 5 enemies while rightclicking like a dumbass and armorspamming is just the best.
>>
>>146548845
>Not placing it in front of a medikit
>>
Remove hero stacking. Two of almost any hero is overpowered.
>>
prestiged players are complete dogshit at this game

no exceptions
>>
>>146553816
>>146553891
>literal LITERAL cawadooty kids playing my game
>>
>>146553880
It's just shit like double winston, double lucio mostly that's the problem

They synergise with themselves more than any other hero, that's the real issue
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>>146553880
>try to hero stack in pugs
>teammates always change
>>
>60% winrate
>hit massive losing streak
>go to bed
>be today
>continue massive losing streak
>0-11
>start leaving hopeless games
>continue massive losing streak
>now 0-11 with leaver penalty

FUCK
FORCED
50
>>
What's prestige?
Also does being on fire actually do anything other than stroking your ego?
>>
>Also does being on fire actually do anything
it puts a big mark over your head which means that all 6 players will focus you and spawn camp your ass because you are the only danger to them
>>
>>146553963
when you reach level 100 your level resets and you get a star on your portrait. Supposedly you can do it 16 times.

And no not really it just means you're currently not sucking
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>>146553950
>>start leaving hopeless games

>leaving matches just because you're gonna lose
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>Attacking on Volskaya
>Take first point in about a minute
>Can't do anything from then on out because enemy team went 2 bastion, 2 torbjorn, mei and mercy

I just want to have fun ;_;
>>
>Pharah solo ults me.
Okay bro okay.
>>
I fucking love that there is voice chat in the game.

Someone was on my ass for picking a hero, making passive aggressive comments. I just get on voice chat and say "You got something to fucking say? Say it you cunt"
>user has left voice chat

Love it.
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>>146554037
pharah
>>
>>146554029
fuck u anime kid -_-
>>
>>146554029
>not leaving matches you lose because of retarded teammates/stack on the enemy team

are you one of those autists who actually care about your level or some dumb cosmetics?
>>
Why does Gibraltar even have those first two points? I doubt a single game has ever been held off before there.
>>
New thread
>>146554106
>>146554106
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>>146554040
When I play Pharah, I only solo ult support characters, Reinhardts, Meis for shits n giggles, and Zaryas.
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>>146554037
ROADHOG RIDES AGAIN

>hook one bastion
>ult the other one and the torbjorns
>>
>>146554080
as opposed to caring about your win rate in quick match?
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>>146554126
>hooking bastions on volskaya
literally impossible if they have proper positioning
>>
>>146554040
That's literally the best time to use it

>woooooow you had to ult to kill me Dx
>>
>get put into an american server
>don't notice until none of my attacks are doing damage
>wonder why the fuck im getting shot around corners

FUCK OFF BLIZZARD. WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO PLAY WITH 300 PING YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS.
>>
>>146554286
>300-500 ping when playing in America
>1000 ping in Asia
What the fuck is going on
>>
>>146553740
thanks anon, I didn't know you could queue like that.
>>
>>146552828
honestly this tilts me like no other. Blizzard let me choose what region I play in, why in the ever loving fuck would I willingly play on an american server.
>>
>>146552895
She's brown and has long black hair, so she looks close enough to native. Also, skins are pretty random, Zenyatta has an egyptian one and he's a nepali robot
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>>146545778
Sometimes turning means you'll get shot by 4 people from the other direction.
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>>146553830
i hope you get hit by a bus but its unlikely since you probably never leave your moms basement
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>>146545778
Maybe some people don't play with headphones.

Or maybe some people have the lightning reflexes of Ernest Borgnine.
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>>146549575

If you judge by ANYTHING other than winrate, you are the shitter.
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