>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>146446117
xth for id ruin both abe and megu bussis
#catboysruineverything
eye
c
u
fat cat
>>146469587
It's true.
Speaking of ruining things should I stick with these gloves or switch to the Wrangler gloves?
>>146469648
how do those look like
>>146469648
I'm still waiting on those damn gloves to drop, got everything else except those.
>>146469590
ffs don't mess this one up please
Think I'm gonna start using /grouppose more often.
xth for sneering
It's pretty pathetic how many avatarfags will camp the dead thread just waiting for the chance to post their ugly character as early as possible in the next one because they have nothing else going for them in life other than getting attention from other mentally unstable manchildren.
They really nerfed the Aether Current placement, as in made it easier to get them
bosting in a dead bred
>>146469717
>Using /grouppose when you always play alone and no one wants to be around you
kek
ceeg beeg
>>146469680
Like this.
>>146469736
Just look at the last 50 or so posts in the previous thread. Out of the handful of screenshots most of them are not related to attention whoring at all. This thread is only a few minutes old and there are more pathetic attention whores in the first 15 posts than there were in the last 1/7 of the entire previous thread.
So you know it's not because they weren't around; the fact that they're all jumping on the new thread at the same time is pretty solid proof of that. They literally sat around waiting for the opportunity when they could start shitting up the new thread purely because they want as many people to see their fucking awful characters as possible. What a miserable existence.
>>146469775
i'm starved for this.
>>146469716
mess what up i dont understand
>>146469619
cute cat
>>146469761
and for that I am grateful
>>146469946
attention whoring basically. Don't know why you are madposting.
>>146469775
lewd
>>146469963
hit me up
>>146469619
Fat cat?
>>146470058
>Point out how pathetic people are
>"lolumad?"
I don't get it. Why is the immediate response to any criticism the petulant "u mad" meme?
>>146470121
Please pet me instead, Grape senpai...
>>146470140
Because you're clearly mad.
Why complain about people posting shit in thread?
Its 4chan, fuck off to reddit if you dont like it
>>146470183
But who are you?
>>146470140
>Point out how pathetic people are
>at an indonesian shadow puppet campfire
>paragraph-long
Can it be cat time?
do you guys think half the population will leave when WoW's new expac comes out?
>>146470295
I hope so. Less shitters.
I've looked everywhere for an answer to this, I guess people just aren't as stupid as me.
I'm starting to feel unsure about the stats I'm putting into my relic and want to change them, is there any way to do this?
Do you think once you've completed the relic they'll be a way to adjust the stats, or do you think I just have to cancel the quest now and start over from scratch.
If the latter is my only choice then as frustrating as it is, I will do it.
>>146470201
It's less complaining and more pointing out an observation.
Why couldn't all of these character images be posted in the previous thread? The entire last hour or two has been almost entirely devoid of attention whoring.
That was rhetorical by the way. The answer has already been stated.
>>146470231
You make it seem like that's a long post or something. Get back to me when you get through college. Hell, that's not even a middle-school level paragraph.
>>146470336
Truth be told I did literally just get home when I saw the new thread and posted. I just have amazing timing.
>>146470295
who cares?
They'll come back after a month
>>146470336
Its complaining.
who cares what other people do?
Is it possible to make 500k a day just by crafting with little effort?
Selling leveling gear for example.
>>146470432
yes
>>146470336
>going to college improves your ability to type out a chunk of drivel on an anonymous image board
>>146470256
Yes.
>tfw always afraid meria will kill herself and never log in again when she logs out
What's the latest xivg drama?
>>146470596
just mad posting about mad posting
>>146470558
oh my god WHY DO YOU CARE
>>146470596
Who cares? Are you neet?
Is nothing else happening in your life to care about?
>>146470596
Abe is dating Megu
>>146470558
if you actually did care you wouldn't be posting things like this
>>146470654
No way? Since when?
>>146470561
You have no choice in this matter, miqo'te.
>>146470596
Shibe cucced megu for rock lizard aka kiss dissem
Megu cucked shine for nori
Nori cucced megu for taylor
Megu cucked nori for Abe
>>146470701
Since like 12 hours ago.
>>146470817
Good for them!
>>146469619
Cute!
>>146470813
G R O W N
M E N
>>146470813
i didn't cuck megu
megu didn't cuck me
just wanted to clarifyplz stop
>>146470596
Puttel is falseflagging daily to throw people off his trail.
>>146470813
How can Megu cuck Nori if Nori cucked Megu?
WHO KEKED WHO?
>>146470813
surprisingly accurate a+
>>146469861
ya they look better imo
>>146470646
because she's my friend and a kind sweetheart
>>146470681
everyone knows anyway
>>146470903
Fuccin cuccboi
>>146470903
are you two still together?
>>146470561
post pits
>>146470903
post lewdest of lewdsplease
Bandit cat with birb
>>146471149
C U T E
U
T
E
>>146471149
cattes eatte birbbes
>>146471195
>>>/reddit/
>these ugly-ass pants again
>>146471149
just leave already.
And step on my face as you go
>>146470971
Friends don't post such things about their friends on 4chan.
>>146471149
I want this bandit cat to step on me!
>>146471236
> take them off. show futa bulge
>>146471236
>this ugly-ass character again
>>146471259
Leave where, can't I just use your face as a doormat?
>>146471195
I don't eat my two birbs!
>>146471297
Hello doormat number two
>>146471189
Thank you~!
>>146471341
oh it's that one cute moonie. not bad overall but dresses way too conservatively.
>>146470969
Yeah, had that feeling. Monster hands were getting old! Thanks!
>>146471341
Disgust.
Slut.
Long ago I had picked up Churning Mists large scale leves and I'm regretting it before even starting them. I think these are the worst of any zone.
>>146471408
the idea is that you see her and think 'oh its just a normal bandit moonie, i am just going to get stabbed and robbed' but when in actuality she will rob your testicles (and then your wallet and probably will still shank you anyways because its a moonie thats what they do)
>>146471613
i hate this post A LOT
>>146471532
rob me any time you like
>>146471613
potatoes got moves
>go into NidEx for the first time last night with FC members
>make it to final phase several times but only because 4/8 have already cleared and are doing callouts
>have to leave early because connection starts acting up
>will have to PF for a clear
>terrified to do it in PF because I suck at Cauterize and Firebombs without callouts
Welp, guess that means no clear for me.
>>146471613
dont post this ever again
>>146471083
like what?
>>146471680
...Did...you mean the bandit moon cat, and not me? I'm no robber!
>>146470558
would this meria be freaked out if i put her in my lap when shes afk?
Better.
>>146471775
ill cuck you
>>146471729
that mask is like putting ice on an erection. i fucking hate you. take it off
>>146471791
ya oops
>>146471853
prove it
can someone PLEASE do expert and leveling with me HOLY *******
my ingame name is megumi megu and i play warrior
>>146471613
C U T E
>>146471931
Sure i'll help
my ign isnotfalling forthisshit
>>146471836
Do you have the maid outfit?
Can you show me what a femroe looks like in it?
>>146471921
ok bb meet me at the giancolo hill overlooking rome
>>146471931
I can do those with you after daily reset if you're still interested by then
>>146471931
dont be a douchebag anon.
leave megu alone, not their fault abe is taken and youre jelly
>>146472006
yummy albino roe. post more
>>146472075
Who is abe taken by?
>>146472006
Excepting a large crowd tonight?
>>146471817
nah she'd probably go wow new friend wow friend so nice best day of me life
>>146472006
>>146472145
Who are you?
Anyone here play on Odin?
>>146472193
lucien lachance
>>146472006
Nope, I don't wanna pay for it and I haven't been given one.
>>146472125
megu.
duh.
>>146472145
How about them results eh megu, vote was close.
>>146472012
love that memory
>>146471724
server?
>>146472097
>>146472129
It's my old long time fanta.
>>146472164
thanks
>>146472216
Message me with your balmung alt and I'll give you a spare code. Koata Astora.
>>146472229
>two retard neets falling "in love"
this will end well
btw did you vote to destroy your economy
>>146472303
I did!
Thank goodness it passed.
And I'm happy that people can find friendship/love, whichever it is they seek.
Who wouldnt be ok with that?
>>146472006
But I can show you how a femroe looks in it. She looks big and mean in it, I love it. Reminds me of a Dairoku Tenmaou Great comic.
>>146471724
When the boss is pulled, stand right on his ass. When the first cauterize happens, face your camera towards the northeast corner of the arena. The first cauterize always come from the north or east side of the map so you'll see it on either side of your field of view. When you go back to the middle after the first cauterize, face your camera at the southwest corner of the map, the second one always comes from the south or west so you will see it.
For the bombs: stay stacked after Akh Morn. As the cast for hot wing is about to finish, the horrid roar (black/purple circles) will appear beneath you. Move with the rest of the group to stand directly on the boss in the middle. You will hear the explosion of the corner bombs just a second or so after that, move to your assigned corner when you hear the boom. For the second set, follow the group to the last ones to spawn. When horrid roar appears under your feet, move out of those, but stay close to the corner bombs until the middle ones explode. Then move to the middle, the opposite corner bombs will explode (you will hear them) and he will start casting hot tail. Move out of the path of hot tail, but don't move all the way to the outside of the arena to get clipped by the explosion. If you panic, stay in the middle and eat the hot tail. It's easier for your healers to keep you up with that burn debuff than it is for them to res you.
It will still be a struggle to clear it in PF and your best bet is to try and get your fc to help you again.
>>146472365
lmao
have fun with your dead economy dudeyou'll still have to deal with immigrants retard
Sure is dead in here.
>>146472365
>tfw no friendship/love
>>146472383
granny faust is a bad example.
>>146471895
yea but you gotta tell me what you want
>>146472365
>>146472229
can you stop posting this shit please
like for real
>>146472207
/tell Tyrnia Edil or Aon Nem when they're around for a linkshell invite
i'm not on odin anymore but i'm p sure i gave tyrnia the linkshell
>>146472383
She looks like she's gonna pull some Roberta shit if you piss her off.
Fuckin' terminators.
>>146472509
/hug
Theres someone out there for all of us anon!
>>146472531
Posting what?
>>146472438
Pound is already rebounding, and we have old free trade daels pre-dating EU membership, called the treaty of rome.
Noone can predict the future, but I'd rather face it knowing our own politicians are in charge!
>>146472586
shit about megu
literally fuck off
>>146472586
Why am I not surprised that someone as indignantly obnoxious as you is a pasty Brit.
>>146472613
What shit about them?
We chatted about the vote yesterday, I'd like to hear their opinion now its happened.
>>146472656
No comment.
That's racism and I wont dignify it with a response.
>>146472702
>We chatted about the vote yesterday
we didnt though /shrug
>>146472586
except all those trade deals have to be re-done, you can't just "fall back" to old deals
and all new deals will have immigrant stipulations and now uk HAS to take it because they literally can't afford to not trade with the eu
>>146472807
BTFO
>>146472807
Megu are you actually dating abe?
>>146472807
based megu
>>146472702
you know what i mean, just fr please stop
>>146472890
yes we are getting married ingame and irl next week you are all invited im also pregnant with their child
Paging Grape lizard
Helloooo
Where are you! I want todrawyou
>>146472807
oh wait, that was
dont worry, im a dummy, it was someone else before i spoke with you
>>146472809
>Has to take it
Nah, we're strong enough alone thx. We export more than we import.
and the old trade deals pre-cede EU membership, they dont have to be renegotiated at all. They may be, but its not a requirement.
>>146472910
?
>>146472903
>>146472875
you idiots know that can be any anon rigth
hey i need to hear EU news from uninformed americans can anyone help me out rq
>>146472531
more sideboob please. no mask, discard that thing
>>146472997
shut up idiot
>>146472958
You're obnoxious, intrusive, and nobody likes you.
>>146472890
>has been crying about not being able to do stuff with abe all night
what do you think holy fuck
>>146472947
Iwant him to breed me every day, forcing his warm seed down my womb
>>146472936
okay so you actually are and you're trying to play it off with humor
what is the end goal of dating a neet? do you plan on shipping him to yurope? or is this just a temporary thing until one of you (probably you) gets bored and moves onto a new source of affection?
>when you get a new DPS in your queue, explain and he does really well all things considered
>when the healer in the same queue hearing the same explanation of the fight and spends the entire time being useless and/or dead and isn't even new
>>146473038
So i hear.
>>146472997
What's the news from down under mate? When will the total sale of your country to the Chinese be completed?
>>146473056
> Replying to literal garbage
>>146472947
Yes. Hi. How may I be of assistance?
>>146472959
it me
>>146473056
im not dating abe holy heck
>>146473145
Tbh I expect UK/AUS relations are about to boom.
>>146473203
who are you dating? shyv? nori?
>>146473053
Don't lewd him, he is a cute boy
>>146473192
If you are in Uldah come stand around and I'll pretend I don't know who you are because spaghetti
>>146473010
but i'm 0 bust
>>146473145
im just glad that at least 51.8% of britons don't want to be killed by a paki-made bomb in their own country. god bless.
>>146473056
How do they decide they are dating when they never go on a date in the first place? Not necessarily those two, just grown men in general. Do they say "we should date" via steam chat or whatever? I am genuinely interested
>>146472383
Giant, mean meido is best meido.
>>146473295
~<3
god bless queen and country
>>146473279
I am in Ul'dah. No need to spaghetti, though! I am friendly!
>>146473225
I'm not talking to you, you tea-sipping twat. The future for your country is either isolation and misery or becoming completely subordinated to the United States like Canada and Mexico. You will never reclaim past glory and you will never ascend to Switzerland status.
>>146473294
so? i had to zoom in to see them anyway because of your stealth. good enough, thanks
>>146473478
Your lack of reasonable arguements, and haste to insult and dismiss makes me think that you dont really have anything to add to the conversation anyway.
>>146473295
Is it still a paki-made bomb when a British citizen of Pakistani descent makes it? Or are they gonna round all those people up and put them into camps? I'm sure that will work.
>>146473257
no he's "dating" abe
>>146473303
they basically spend all their free time together and trade "i love yous"
wait till abe wakes up, he can explain it better since he's dated two different people from xivg
>>146473490
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>146473583
>all those people
They are an extremely small minority there compared to the rest of europe. The point was to avoid the Syrian "refugees".
>>146473592
Whats the problem with this?
>>146473592
ye this is correct
>>146473664
nothing really it's just an entirely forced and artificial routine by two lonely losers
have you come back to me naaki, does this name change mean you still love me???????
what happened to your scales tho..
>grown men playing catgirls dating other grown men playing catgirls
what does this mean?
>tfw you live in canada right now.
Feels pretty damn good.
>>146473857
So....?
People care which people in this community are close friends?
Jealousy or autism that drives this?
Its like a highschool playground.
What is this meme of calling people "they" when you already know their gender?
>>146473902
Except that our dollar still sucks ass.
>transfer to balmung to woo girl from thread
>arrived days ago
>find out from friends that she's crushing on dumb ebin already
one day M.A will be mine
>>146473976
Yea, but at least we don't have Hitler (Trump) or Stalin (Clinton) running for office.
>>146473960
Politeness?
>>146474026
Damn.
/hug
>>146474028
>comparing trump to hitler
lol
>>146473303
>>146473960
Denial (often subconsciously) that you are involved with the sad, lonely, and frequently homosexual affairs of grown men.
>>146473889
if it was an m>f relationship he'd probably not be giving people shit. it's just a person that's prejudiced against gays.
>>146474026
>crushing on dumb ebin
No she's not?
Tho buzz off anyway, creepo
>>146474026
please don't try to woo meria
>>146473871
pls no bully I am just a lowly Tonberrian browsing the world of Balmung.
>>146474078
how the fuck is that polite though, if you know someone's gender isn't it polite to refer to them by that gender? seems like some genderfluid trigger awareness shit
>>146474028
Yeah instead we have a literal substitude drama teacher.
>>146474128
Can confirm she likesGodspeed. Wish I was rusing you.
>>146474193
Because why not?
>>146474235
At least we'll get some good drama in a couple months times.
>>146473653
Spoiler alert: They're not going to be able to avoid anything of the sort
>>146474327
Post your character.
>>146474287
>refer to someone as he in a conversation
>the other person refers to him as "they" right after
>>146474370
but but but muh pre-eu deals!
They'll let us trade with them as if nothing happened, right???
>>146474327
>implying she'd ever confess
she wouldn't fucking know what to do in a relationship also
>implying he'd do anything but turn her down
my man gods has taste
>>146474378
Do you want to see my feet?
>>146474145
no, i'm afraid thats not how it works. we're married now and i expect my armor to be polished every morning and dinner to be served promptly at 6. don't worry though, we can do something to bleach those scales properly again
>>146474460
yeah dude dating abe and ninii at the same time because you're that lonely is "taste"it's shit taste
>>146474436
So?
>>146474450
You're an idiot
>>146474450
It turns out that the reason Germans invented the word schadenfreude was to be able to describe what it'll feel like for the rest of us to watch them make a painful, horrible example out of the UK for any other countries with an inkling to leave the EU
>>146474525
abe and ninii are cuter than meria and put out unlike her
>>146474525
I hear I taste great, care to try?
>>146474616
ninii is ugly abe is smelly
Gordian Ramsay >> aw fuck me lad
>>146474676
ya but meria looks like a dead body extra in american horror story js
>>146474193
>know someone's gender
You never do. Personally I just observe their appearance and use the appropriate pronoun. If they want me to use a neutral pronoun, they need only ask.
If you're wearing make-up, no facial hair, flats and a blouse, I'm gonna use 'she'.
>>146474752
this food is shite LAD!!!
>>146474836
If they show me their dick, I'll refer them as a he.
>>146474676
proof of both pls
>>146474617
Nigga you probably taste like heroin, Popov and butane fuel
>>146475118
Ninii just has a face that 'mones alone can't feminize enough. I think she'd be okay as a guy though. Based on that picture of Abe's feet in socks and those mom jeans, I think it's a safe conclusion that he probably smells.
>ebin sends unsolicited dickpics
>didn't even bother to shave or groom
>gut in picture
>shitty lighting can hardly see anything
>looks unwashed
nigga if you're gonna be gross and send me pics of your donger you better have a studio setup and good looking d
As goes the light...
>>146475328
disinfo about ninii
>trying to think of more than two friends that use a male character model
>>146475441
who's this cute croctail
>>146475508shrek me pls
>>146475508
It's cool. We all know you like girl's love.
>>146475495
he looks like the prince from shrek 2
>>146475564my balmung alt
>>146475508
If you're going to try to count them you might get higher numbers if you take your shoes off.
>>146475621
>>146475508
You can count yourself.
>>146475508
futa? name?
>>146475328
post both
>>146475426
eesh.
Who even sends them without being asked.
>>146475495
those are shitposting images from Vjera though, not Ninii
>>146475678
That's Sha. She's a dyke IRL.
Pure White is too damn expensive.
>>146475595
One of them is using a female character model now, so I don't know if the butler code will be of any use to them. Everyone else I'm sure already has butler armor.
>>146475669
Red-kun, no..
Oh! Do you have it?
>>146475717
Lesbians are the worst.
>>146475508
I would suck and sniff those roe legs till I die of thirst
>>146475508
You should try counting any friends before
Because you have none, creepo.
>>146475837
I kinda feel like the joke has missed its mark. What am I supposed to have?
>woke up to 3 mil from sales
>got the day off
>4.0 annoucement coming at fanfest>brexit won
bretty gud day mates. hope the rest of you have a good one
Miah Molkot a slut
S L U T
>>146475960
post full
>>146475960
Darn straight!
Make britain great again!
>>146476017
When was Britain great last?
>>146475960
When is the fanfest?
>>146476073
The Age of Sail?
>>146476073
Remember them 2 world wars?
>>146475960
You fools, you've opened the door to global chaos!
>>146476136
That is like saying Eorzea is at its best when Bahamut the Primal is levelling it.
>>146475849
Girl's love is the purest form of love.
>>146475958Now I'm confused.
Do you have butler armor. If not, you'll be considered second if someone else doesn't want it.
>>146476136
I remember America pulling your asses out of the fire.
>>146475426
what does a good looking dick even look like
>>146476175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W9kLM-9gwk
>>146476136
I remember bailing your shitty little island out in the second one. You're welcome.
Now fuck off to pol or int if you want to keep talking about it.
>>146476230
Girls' Love in your Japanese comic books is very different from actual lesbians, who are often insufferable.
>To complete this quest, you will need to change your class to botanist by equipping a hatchet to your main hand.
>To complete this quest, you will need to change your class to miner by equipping a pickaxe to your main hand.
>To complete this quest, you will need to change your class to fisher by equipping a fishing rod.
>You have accepted all the daily beast tribe quests available today from Jezul Ahuatan the Second.
>>146475135
why would i taste like popov or butane fuel
>>146476250
Like THIS
*Unzips Dick*
>>146476224
Or like saying up untl we dissolved the empire, after ww2, we were a global superpower.
>>146476247
>>146476305
You misremember then.
We were doing just fine thanks.
>>146476250
/tell kala crowe