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>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
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>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/!
>>146408897
noribp
naka bp
naka bp
my chain looks like i just committed a diamond heist
Abe please tell me why you are always e-dating or crushing on someone
>tank
>has a bard gf who does sub-600 dps
>she wins all the rolls after faceflooring
Is there a more classic MMO archetype?
Is there like a guide on things to grind/craft for EXP when leves arent available? Preferably not with a million mats, but I can gather them.
Official list of Abe crushes
-Godspeed
-Shirou
-Ada
-Shana
-Paks?
-Vjera
-Megu
I'm finally home from work. Inb4 falling asleep FATE farming. Again.
Anybody want a sugar mama PST
finished levelin miner wooo
>>146446264
tank is boyfriend/husband and healer is usually the gf/wife
>>146446435
Are you fond of cat men?
>when the tank pulls everything and doesn't know what a cooldown is
or
>when the tank pops his 40% at the start of a pull
>>146446392
>fate farming
this will be your face soon, friend. just completely dead on the inside
So how do the grown men relationships work? Do they both acknowledge that they are gay or do they pretend one is a girl the whole time? Or are they actually gay??
>>146446392
This board is filthy! Let's clean it up! This post is brought to you by Dial Soap.
>>146443827
>I like concept-art-costume-that-was-turned-into-dlc-costume-but-isnt-bonita-costume Laura better but I have no idea how Id go about making her (costume and all) in-game.
lol That's a good one. Also it was high to stop being a dime-a-dozen c@t or Lizardgirl.
>>146444765
Thanks bruh, I like you.
>>146446264
Shitty girl player that if you insult the white knights swarm around you.
>>146446435
yes please message me on steam
>>146446435
What are you looking for in a man?
>>146446447
ugly
>>146446447
post more lizard titty
guys im going to post naka bp
naka bp
guys i posted naka bp
>>146446491
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>>146446550
I said PST..
hello i am a neet. the only money i have in my bank account is the money shana sent me for christmas
do you want to go out with me?
>>146446606
offline on steam????
>>146446632
can you make me cum though desu
>>146446651
No?
Damn, turns out I only had 20 million gil saved up not 40.
I feel so lost in the game though, is there any up to date guide that could reintroduce the game without it being a complete newbie tutorial?
>>146446435
You already have a boyfriend.
>>146446781
I have too much gil I need to spend.
Big highlander looking for cute and pure tanned/chococat to lovingly EB and protect on Balmung..
naaki bp
>>146446435
>tfw no giraffe mom to put a 9mm to my head and end all 9 lives
>>146446774
Just play and queue for shit, it'll all come back to you eventually
>tfw he gives you 50 control 4 materia as a gift
(>w<)
>>146446954
Naka is SO lucky to have a wife so caring!
>>146446916
I'd do it but I like you so I cannot. P do not ST
>>146446873
Give it to the person who crafts everything for everyone then.
Why is every single "girl" posting in this general a literal internet prostitute? You post your nudes, IDs and handshots on the internet just to prove you're a girl and get orbiters.
And people wonder why women on the internet are disliked. Is there any single vagina with some diginity here? No, I am not fishing, I don't want to meet you, I am honestly curious if there's a single vagina with some self respect here.
Appendix - Velvet is not a female, neither is Ebina.
Appendix 2 - Sera, Briah, Cluster Landwhale and Ftelwhore are internet prostitutes.
>>146447043
Nobody cares, chemo.
>>146447043
You forgot CG
xth for feeling too relaxed
>>146446774
Whenever I need to figure out stuff all over again after a while not spent on it, I usually just go punch a dummy for a bit. It helps get the muscle memory going again.
>>146446873
Just do what I do and spend frivolously and get yelled at for spending 10 million gil on a fishing rod.
>>146447016
So you two? I'll do it when I'm back online.
I already pay him in fibers and I provide my own mats like 95% of the time.
>>146446358
Nah, I was an Abe rebound.
People do dumb things when they break up.
>>146447005
false flag, not talking about Naka
>tfw have a crush on your static leader
>>146447043
what about mistwess iwi and bunbun >w<
>>146447117
I haven't provided jack shit for anyone, what are you smoking
>>146447146
tfw you have a crush on your static's monkit's a girl
>inb4 a flood of avatars looking for a pet
>>146447247
proci is so cute >w<
>>146446532
Thanks! I'm going to my local store to buy some right now?
>>146447236
handlebars pls calm down
>>146447236
cute
>>146447229
If this is who think it is you provide me with company and that's good enough for me
>>146447146
>tfw wondering if it's me
>>146447236
>petting red
n0
>>146447307
He had it coming. Look at what he's wearing.
>>146447127
Stratos is SO lucky to have such a caring wife!
>>146447292
>its a girl
kill urself
>>146447365
>handlebars is elk
Whoa
>>146447406
proci is a cute girl!
>>146447414
well that would explain the uncontrollable cocklust
>>146446497
whats with the mittens
are you going to bake something
>>146447414
In what world does that make sense? Images from that doujin are everywhere.
>>146447236
I knew that was going to happen but some things are unpreventable.
>>146447365
But woah hey don't slipper-shame.
I'm sorry. It's just that I love cats. I love them so much.
>>146447414
how fucking dare you
don't ever post that again
>>146447494
It was Elk's signature in /sft/ and he posts it here a lot aswell.
Who is the bigger cuck? Abe or Shyvana?
>>146447505
>>146447589
Sorry. Won't happen again!
>tfw someone gets mad at me for making a dumb joke
>not the first time this week it's happened
Sometimes I think I should just stop making jokesbut I won't
>>146446435
what is that chest piece?
im elk
>>146447462
>uncontrollable
Name one cock.
>>146447414
"no"
>>146447570
whats your deal
>>146447589
who are you
>>146447751
hi elk
>>146447365
>seen this hentai manga
>want to see it again now
>hit 7th chest 3 times tonight
Shit was dosh tonight
>>146447820
GUYS LOOK AT ME
I DO MAPS
GUYS
FUCKING MAPS
A-Are there any strong femroes on who could take some lewd screenies for me?
>>146447820
>two with no portal
>two only one room
end me
b'nhaka is my favorite c@
>>146447878
Can I get a guys ;) post too?
>>146446117
>I-I-I... I l-l-l-l-l-lov—...
>meria.png
>>146447820
>Too lazy to do maps all week
Maybe tomorrow.
>>146447007
>>146447694
That sounds like a mighty shit friend ya got there kid. Unless you aren't friends.
>>146447938
hi bnhaka
>>146447964
GUYS LOOK AT ME
I LIKE DICK
>>146448006
Two different people.
>>146446916
>>146447112
I was mainly into crafting and gathering but none of it is coming back to me. I have every craft and gathering job at 50, what should I be doing with myself to get current with all that again?
>>146447820
Hold up lemme see that glamour on the WAR I wanna build a set around the berserker chest.
>>146447597
Abe is literally banging the hottest buss on the market so you tell me.
>>146448050
so do you though
>>146448213
>hottest buss on the market
Megu wishes.
>>146447938
who is this
>>146448260
Name a better bp thats available.
>>146448353
And have to share him? No thanks.
>>146448223
me too. I wish I had some
>>146447597
Abe dated Godspeed (who cucked him with like three different people) and Ada.
Shyvana STILL wishes he was with Ayase because he loves being cucked.
It really is a tough choice here.
>>146448353
Naka
come one dude is this a real question
>>146448261
Look for me in game, Nysoph Ageskel
>>146448146
Should aim to get them to 60. Utilize leves and collectibles. If you don't really know about collectibles are, you unlock it from a quest at lvl 50, I think it's in Mor Dhona? They should help streamline a lot of the exp you get.
>>146448406
I do have some hot, delicious cock if you're interested.
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>>146440838
We're approaching Diapie Hour. Florentine is active too. Sargantas Autist should be coming home "from work" soon.
>>146448223
GUYS LOOK AT ME
I'M PRETENDING ANON LIKING COCK EXCUSES MY UNCONTROLLABLE LUST
>>146448187
I need a better selection for the gloves/feet but i'm patient.
>>146447920
>>146447995
rip
>>146448523
>uncontrollable
It's fairly controlled though.
>>146448146
Well for crafting and gathering both, if you go back to your original guild-leaders they set you on your path for glory via unlocking your HQ quests.
But more importantly than that, they give you those consumable items that boost your exp gain by a solid amount doing gathering/crafting.
Can't speak much for crafting but for gathering you'll want to just do some gathering leves until you get high enough of a level to start the collectibles stuff. Collectibles are basically the bread and butter for levelling both Land and Hand once you unlock them. It explains it all when you're at the right level to do it and done via visiting Mor Dhona.
You'll earn Blue Scrips for Collectibles to get gear and helpful consumables right till you hit around 60 when you can start also earning Red Scrips. There's more to do at 60 as well involving scrips but you might as well wait till you're there first.
>>146448561
On the plus side I sell the maps I have so I make a bit of dosh off of folks like you, then I can do a few runs later. I don't like running it too much cause goddamn it can get a bit tedious doing the same thing after a while. It's why I don't do the Aetherochemical spam for relic.
>>146448435
If Abe is a massive cuck, and Shyvana is also a huge cuck, we have to consider he's currently cucking Shyvana.
If a big cuck can do it to someone else, we must assume that someone is probably a bigger cuck.
>>146448462
>>146448353
Kirito Tia
>>146448719
And that little Timmy is why Y'shtola is blind.
>>146448353
me
nobody ever asks though
>>146448683
The thing is Megu and Shyvana broke up, so it technically ISN'T cucking.
Abe literally was cucked several times by Godspeed and Ada.
>>146448726
catCHEMIST
jfc...
>>146448758
post more
kirito tia bp
>>146448758
Please get that stupid ketchup off your face.
>mom wont let you have a bp
fucking bitch
>>146448469
>>146448659
Thanks guys, I'll read up a bit more on the new leveling process and then take a crack at the starting guild guy.
>>146448660
I don't get it.
>>146448929
yes mistress............
>wake up from nap
>cant decide if i want to be bp today
Decisions, Decisions
>mom interrupts your ERP session with mcdonalds
Fucking bitch
Hey guys, I literally know nothing about materia but I wanted to easy grind out that Gambler's Crown achievement.
What exactly is stopping me from overmelding, I just can't do it. Is there a quest or something? I have Advanced Melding, is there something else? Is it this gear?
mama elezen shiva milk!
>>146448758
how tight is your bp?
>>146449112
Oh fuck I JUST saw it
You bastard. You'll pay for this.
>>146449228
you can't overmeld main stat anymore
>>146449228
>>146449228
What's the appeal of the gambler's crown anyways?
hello would anyone on balmung like to play the game
all my friends went to bed or are playing das3 right now
>>146448513
How come you don't spam rocklizard or colgate?
>>146449369
Nuttle its time
@me
>>146449350
Oh, I see. Thanks, I got it now.
>>146449392
u r a homo queen
>>146449525
homo mcqueen
>>146449392
Hope you realize how lonely you are now and that ultrash shitposters is literally all you have in your life
Big bad normies right?
>>146449574
look at the filedate on that retard that's just a really old post
>>146449574
>tried to be his friend
>got pushed aside for ultrash and Lei
Never again.
>>146449392
>>146449574
this is the most obvious falseflag i've ever seen
>inb4 le puppeteer meme
>>146449662
literally who?
Lonely miqo'te looking for...
Oh, forget it... Just forget it...
>>146449869
looking for what...
Any fun fc's on exalibur?
>>146449869
show collar
>>146450065
Woah handlebars, getting a little hot and rough are we?
>>146449392
Hello, how do you feel about the Athereochemical Research Facility?
>>146450065
Now thats what i call abig impact
>>146449901
Nothing.... It doesn't matter...
>>146449919
I don't have one...?
>>146450239
>.jpg-orig.jpg
>still no elk bf
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
>>146450270
tell me...
>>146450065
>giving herself a time limit to finish off that cock before it dies
wow, thats ambitious!
>>146450280
Well whaddya know.
I've done 6 aethero runs in a row I apologize.
>>146450239
not great.
>>146450239
Horrible dungeon to make way and give you a taste of the bad dungeon design that comes after
>>146450150
Just hot
>>146450294
dont meme on me
>>146449907
I am also curious about this, thinking about transferring in a couple weeks.
>>146450297
Why should I...
>>146450434
You just killed a kitten.
>>146450434
You do you. I like a lizard that likes to get hot
>>146449392
which zany shitposter are you?
>>146450539
you posted it... you obviously want it to be known...
>>146450384
Remove yourself from the thread.
What kind of new area would you like the next expansion to take place?
>>146450437
My Elk admiration is so much more than a meme.
>>146450532
There's a linkshell that a few of us from here are in, and it's pretty nice. Dunno if that counts for much.
>>146450771
prove it
>>146450769
Something alien and dream like. Kinda like the outland but with less shitty antagonists.
---PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT---
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE CUTENESS OF THE DOMAN MAGPIE LIKE I WAS
IT WONT EVEN SIT ON YOUR SHOULDER
ALSO DESPITE THE DESCRIPTION IT HAS FAILED TO BRING ME ANY LUCK IN BATTLE
IT WAS A WASTE OF $5
>>146450769
Probably Doma
Othard as well. Deep Jungles.
I legitimately thought Aura came from Ishgard for a little time lol. We also need to liberate the beachhead in the Highlander homeland.
>>146449993
It's like an evil version of Perfect Elezen
>>146450553
He'll get better.
I want to massage Elk's feet!
>>146450769
Underwater so you can have a clean face
>>146450925
Doma is literally ash and rubble
>>146450632
idk.........................
>>146450851
I don't play anymore, sorry. I wouldn't want to be a part of the thread community either. You're just my favorite poster.
>>146450953
You can't pet away ptsd.
>>146451123
i dont either
elk
>>146450935
long lost blonde sister
what is your guys' fave naka quote? mine is "that's fucked up"
>>146451189
Yeah he's uh... seen some shit.
>>146450772
Sure that sounds okay. I am still up in the air as to if I want to switch. I resubbed last week and Balmung is no longer appealing. I'd want to find a static as well.
Also how healthy is the market there if you know?
anyone want to play video games together in silence while i try not to spaghetti
I love elk.
>>146451551
Cute
smooth, soft, warm catpits!
>>146451438
which avatarfag are you?
>>146451368
mine is "MY NAME IS UPSETTI SPAGHETTI AND I LOVE MY WIFE RAVIOLI JABRONI"
>>146451551
cute
>>146451613
all of them
>>146451613
Kirito Tia
I'm sorry but am I the only one who finds Kirito Tia-posting a fucking riot.
>>146451405
You might have some trouble finding a static on Excal at this point in time, given the server's somewhat closed-off nature in regards to raiding. Open PF recruitment happens a bit less frequently than other servers because a lot of people have connections with each other, but that's not to say that it would be impossible. Someone else asked a question about Excal's PFs a night or two ago, and I told them that as of now it's mostly 20+ parties with the majority of them being Nidhogg parties of some type, with the occasional hunt party or sometimes a crafter offering their services. Pretty standard stuff, I assume.
In regards to the market, the hot sellers are obviously the IW crafter/Gatherer sets and their associated raw materials, with Glass Fibers hovering around 90-100K. Replica Allagan/High Allagan/Dreadwyrm items are also pretty stable in terms of how often they sell and their price ranges; HA tank coat for example is around 1.8M-2M NQ.
>tfw everyone has a best friend to play the game with
>everyone but you you
>>146451751
ugly
>>146451604
>catpits
>>146451926
same
>>146450935
Here's to the Perfect Elezens on both sides.
>>146452070
who are you...
>tfw mado doesnt play on balmung
thad feel wen
>>146452168
nobody good enough for a best friend to play with
>>146452276
i know that feel
i know it all too well...
25 dorra on psn for both games ;) fuck ya been waiting to come back and play ff14 on my ps4
This dumb rabbit is too cute.
`w`
fuck nyew!
Am I the only male playing a male character?
>>146452647
You sure that's male, cakeboy?
>>146452647
>male character
picture not related?
>>146452717
I'm going to make you a girl in IRL.
>>146452775
>>146452810
Yeah so what if I like to be a little fruity with my catboys.
>>146452717
Actual male character.
>>146452647
Nope.
>>146453030
h-how
>in in real life
>>146452647
that's a real dumb question
>>146453143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gvjxR-NYuc
>>146453143
>>146453120
It wasn'tentirelyserious
>>146453194
Is this supposed to be related?
>>146451921
That sounds like more effort and risk than it's worth for this late in a raid cycle. It will be easier for me to find a group on Balmung. Everything else sounds good, but I like doing savage and I don't want to move then struggle to find a group. Especially because I raid as a healer and it sounds like turnover is very low there.
Thanks anyway for the info.
>>146453310
Me neither.
>>146452647
is this a ploy to get people to post male au ra and male elezen because if it is, thank you
PLEASE post them
>>146453216
Scrubs was the fucking best
>>146452193
But there is an alt there
>>146453359
>this late in the raid cycle
Yeah, that's the biggest issue. If it were earlier you'd definitely have more luck.
If you do eventually change your mind though you'd definitely be more than welcome here on Excal with the rest of us misfits. Good luck finding a group!
>>146453413
i'm gonna pet your face.
>>146453405
I wanted to see cat boys, not real men.
>>146453554
I don't recall any face petting in Scrubs.
>>146453405
still spending the night at a motel sorry . . .
by tomorrow elezen posting should be in full swing . . .
how do you deal with clingy ex-erp partners, /xivg/?
>>146453662
it happened off camera.
>>146453572
>catboys
please get out of my house
>>146453584
>>146453627
thank you....
>>146453676
be safe sleep tight lock your doors
>keep getting sleepy while farming FATES
Why did they think this was a good idea.
>>146453736
>lewd dial boycott
yes pls
I want to bully a Miqo'te.
>>146453736
stop farming fates
>>146453695
Liberal doses of fire
>>146453723
Plausible
how do i look?
>>146453736
who actually farms fates
>>146453821
But I'm 48. Just two more levels. Alternatives?
>>146453695
>dem pits
Why did Haurchefant suddenly go bugnuts crazy?
My character has killed 6 primals at this point, and even she is fucking terrified.
>>146453736
Do you erp
>>146453846
nah
>>146453734
They're the only character I can make and be happy to play ...
I originally got FFXIV on PS4 about a year ago because my computer was a toaster at the time. But I got a new computer recently and I'm now considering buying the PC version of it and HW (especially due to the steam sale going on right now). Is it true that if you buy the license of this game on a new platform you get another free 30 days?
>>146453868
North Than FATES, Aurrum Vale, and your last bits of your hunt log.
Also hope there's a FATE party to make it go faster.
>>146453868
some sleep and doing it when you're not exhausted. the relief from forcing your way through it doesn't really offset the fatigue of pushing so hard.
alternately do some aurum vale, but tanks there can be really hit or miss.
>>146453890
he's always been a bit off his rocker and over-eccentric, a lot of it was lost and changed in the english translation though. he basically flirts with the WoL every chance he gets and gets creepily excited about everything.
a testament to how weird Haurchefant is is the 2014 heavensturn event in which he shows up in a horse helmet and wants you to be his horse https://youtu.be/q1zMMLv3bno?t=34m41s
>>146453998
Yes
>>146454137
if the embedded time doesn't work, skip to 34:41 manually
THE BBC SAYS WE VOTED LEAVE OH MY FUCK
OH GOD
YES YES YES
moonies are cute..
cute!
>running leveling roulette as tank
>get aurum vale
>healer is a min weight male aura fuccboi with just some slutty shorts glamoured
>does nothing other than regen everyone 24/7
>attempts to dps without cleric but completely forgets that he's a healer and makes me die twice from lack of healing
>the time he turns cleric on, doesn't dps at all and just heals
how can anyone get to lv 50 and be so bad
>>146454351
ya
stop calling them moonies though its retarded
>>146454408
your cat was p cute
so did britbongs leave the United NAtion
>>146454367
just wait for lvl 60 BLMS who pull less dps than the undergeared bard
>>146454408
you're retarded
RIP markets irl and in-game
>>146454408
fk off again
>>146454505
yezzir
>>146454505
They left the European Union
Rather they voted to leave the European Union. Actually leaving it could take two years or longer.
>>146453695
I never had clingy ex-erp partners. You just need to be selective about who you ERP with.
>>146453736
>>146453868
Grinds are a thing of the past. Just do some dungeons on SCH to break that monotony. Playing with randoms will keep you on your toes and will provide interesting variables in repeat runs. Even though it's not much, eating some food to give some extra EXP helps.
>>146453890
I interpreted that scene as my character being surprised that someone in Ishgard honestly believes in her like some devoted fan, so she's not that used to it. Considering that a whole lot of NPCs tend to have your character do a shitload of fetch quests and use you for your own gains, being praised with such gusto is not what they would be used to. Still, Haurchefant is a highly eccentric fellow so he does come on rather strong. Not that I would mind. The guy's great and I'd ship him with my character.
>>146454367
I've had new SCH's past 50 who heard the whole "eos does the healing for you in the dungeons" and didnt realise that slowly drops off the higher you go.
The Vault is an experience with one who doesnt even know what adlo does.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RULE BRITANNIA
B T F O
VICTORY
>>146454665
have fun with your collapsed economy retards
the pound's value is already tanking lmao
>Crushing super hard on FC mate
>She already has an internet bf
>He's not online much at all so I'm hitting on her every chance I get
What the fuck am I doing
Someone help me, my heart can't take this
>>146454137
>Haurchefant resolves the conflict by skeeving everyone out
How can one guy be so earnest and loyal, and at the same time forces you to put a lock on your underwear drawer.
>>146454505
yes, god bless
>tfw britbongs are about to be as poor as mexicans in a few months
lmao cya
>>146454656
I hardly had to heal The Vault on my SCH compared to WHM and AST because I pre-Adlo the tank and Rouse my fairy. That gives me enough time to place Shadowflare and apply my DoTs before having to help with the healing, and sometimes I even get to spam Blizzard II if the tank is sturdy.
>100 years ago
>UK massive world conquering super power
>current day
>committing sudoku
Can a healer on Aether queue for Satasha in progress? Leveling up my monk, and the healer randomly left without saying anything
>>146454741
I didn't make you lock your underwear drawer yet?
>>146454936
... you're trying to get into my underwear drawer?
>>146454505
Yes sir we did!
>>146454874
Oh yeah if you do that its easy mode
but im literally talking about a healer who didnt rouse, didnt know what adlo was or did, and never once used physick because "eos does the healing for me i was told?"
>>146454526
Seen those enough, i main whm but run <50 as tank for easymode rotation, hate to be sync'd.
>>146454576
http://www.investing.com/currencies/gbp-usd-chart look at that drop
>>146454605
>>146454505
No, not yet, they did a poll and the "leave" won but that doesn't change anything.
From now on they have 2 choices, either really leave the EU or still stick around but use the poll as a "guys changes are needed or we'll leave".
So many referendums passed and were completely ignored because the results would be worse than using them as talking measures.
Also, referendums are the tool of shitty politicians who want to force their ideas. If things go bad, they'll just use the "the people voted" excuse.
How long before the Ul'dahn Exit?
The Monitarists don't want to be shackled down by the Eorzean Alliance any longer.
>>146455026
Trying?
>>146454739
It's not worth it, but if you've not had your hope destroyed yet you can always gamble it.I gambled and lost after I thought I succeeded.
>>146455127
Do tell the story
I honestly have no idea what to do but my heart races everytime I talk to her and it's hard to ignore it
Is there a worse dungeon to get than this in level roulette?
>>146455294
There was a bunch of frilly stuff. It might have been the wrong ward.
>>146455416
aurum vale
>>146455416
satasha
>>146455416
aurum vale
tam tara nm
toto rak
brayflox nm when you're a tank and want to run that shit but shitters want to kill everything
>>146455416
Full clear brayfox
>>146454784
>>146454893
(((Balmung)))
anyonhaha anybody on balmung want to do anything hahahaha help me
>>146454784
>mexicans when UK has mudslimes everywhere
designated shitting streets soon
>tfw had so much fun with this game when I had goals
>Don't have any goals right now that isn't tied to my static
AAAAA. I wish there was something to do.
>>146455894
looks like every other catslut
>>146455323
Hard to ignore the heart, but try not to risk ruining friendship over it.
My tale? Nothing real juicy to be honest.Befriended them first, built mutual friendship. Then came crush that ended up being mutual (took me by surprise), invested a lot of emotions into it (my mistake). Then they decided to stop playing for a rather silly reason and then pretty much vanished despite saying they wanted to keep in touch. Left me feeling pretty empty afterwards.
who gives a shit about Brittan nobody important even lives there
>>146455958
how about THE QUEEN
>>146455951
Thank you anon
I know it's not much but it means a lot to me
>>146455958shyvana lives there
happy birthday england
>>146455089
No.
The vote means we leave.
The government can't dent referendum results. It'd cause riots.
We are out
>>146455951
Never ever get invested in people online. No matter how lonely or desperate you are, online relationships are a complete gamble and usually never in either side's favor. Flirting and such is fine as long as a line is made and established, but past that is all on what you (or them) do with the situation.
I'm sorry to hear that happened, really. I know what it's like. I hope you can find peace with yourself and can chin up a little to at least realize you learned something. Feeling like shit or even melancholy will pass in due time, but knowledge is forever.
>>146456240
Shut up you damned twat.
>>146456240
~<3
Make Britain great again.
>>146456276
Referendums aren't legally binding. They have the power to ignore it or use it as leverage for change, but it is unlikely they would entirely ignore it.
>>146456240
get to a warm place in game and post lewds
>shitposting colgate lizard is a brit
surprising no one, a shitty person from a shitty nation
you feel it too, don't you
good night xiv
>>146456435
There's been an awakening, have you felt it?
>>146456435
you're going to feel the cold steel of my blade
*unsheathes vape*
make the HRE great again
>>146456276
>The government can't dent referendum results. It'd cause riots.
You must be new to referendums. They just do them to ask the opinion of the people before implementing something, the result doesn't guarantee a implementation.
Also good job fucking your own economy over it.
CAMERON IS STEPPING DOWN OH MY GOD
>>146456375
What's your PayPal.
>>146456125
Welcome sir
>>146456301
I don't make any new investments anymore, just keep my ones established with personal friends and that's about it now.
>>146456240
Gonna pet you.
So when does Nex Cross and his crew stop playing?
I actually want to enjoy PvP for once but his premade literally no-lifes this shit.
>>146452647
I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude
>>146456541
I hope you are okay. Judging by the way you post I have a feeling I know who this is. I need to make an alt on your server and come say hi to you, but I am living spaghetti.
Bored cat
>tfw the person you really want to use you is a total sub
why life
So they put all their resources into making this and let the C-team handle hull breaker hard?
>>146456757
well yeah, it's a story dungeon
>>146456757
The comparison doesn't really work as SK is a part of the MSQ so more thought and effort should be put into it, yes. Hullbreaker is basically a training arena. I'm not really sure what more you want.
>>146456539
I'm not paying you for lewds. Hell no.
THE FIRE RISES
>>146456638
Nothing wrong with being pasta. Fiber is good.
Also, I really wish there were leotards in XIV.
>>146456861
do it white boy
>>146456757
I don't understand why people seem to hate Hullbreaker Hm so much. Sure, it's gated to hell and all, but unlike the previous two dungeons, you can really blitz through it. I honestly enjoy both Sohr Khai and Hullbreaker HM. I just wish I got Sohr Khai a little bit less often for roulette.
>>146454927
Glad to help you out there.
>>146455053
Dear lord, that's horrible. I may not be a strong healer, but even I know that the fairy alone isn't enough at times. How do people get so far without learning how to play properly, or at least know the basics?
>>146456435
I can feel it... Coming in the air tonight~
>>146456462
yeah i'm feeling it mr krabs
>>146456490
make it quick and painless
>>146456841
Hullbreaker is the most boring and poorly made dungeon they've made in a while, at least its fast though and really easy. I expected more when they only make 2 a patch now.
sohr khai is pretty fun though even if its just the visuals being a lot better.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
*pushes button on the detonator*
>>146457012
Freedom~<3
>>146456894
I made a wannabe leotard on accident on my Elzn with the bridesmaids tights (dyed one of the greys) + healing lore chest. I wore it for a bit but finding shoes to match was a royal pain.
I'm actually a bit surprised we don't have proper leotards, uniforms, or even school uniforms. They added the type 0 pants but not the skirts. Whyyyy yoshiiii
>>146456985
Maybe its design is intentional so people that thought shit like Antitower was well designed would have something for them in 3.3.
>>146456916
>healers and tanks that heal and tank are doing it wrong, everyone is a dps on this dungeon
>gates gates gates gates gates
>fuck you aoe classes
>fuck you dot classes (1st boss)
>boring fights overall with hp sponges behind each gate
>last boss gimmicks can be skipped by a simple medica II
Everything on that dungeon shows lack of creativity dev wise where they just gated everything up and gave mobs stupid high amounts of hp so the dungeon takes 15-20mins.
Does anyone have a link to the patch 3.3 ost rip? The pastebin stopped being updated at 3.1.
XIV is probably the most fun I have playing by myself, like it's ideally a better single player game than TOR. But I really hate how they force group content on it, I mean, like, yes, it's a MMO, but Guild Wars 1 did such a good job that appease my single player autism.
>>146456916
I like them both a lot too. Despite its simplicity, I find that Hullbreaker actually has a pretty cool atmosphere to it. It might be the only dungeon besides Castrum/Praetorium where running the dungeon actually feels like you're doing the thing that the story of the dungeon is supposed to be about, rather than just a serious of rooms with enemies in them and a boss every now and again, with MAYBE and end boss that makes sense.
>>146457081
I'll have to check that out, I can afford to buy the healer lore chest. As for school uniform, the closest thing we have is the armor sets from Gubal Library. Speaking of that, when are we getting more of the school storyline sidequests? Thought it was supposed to be an ongoing thing like Hildibrand.
>>146457229
pretty sure that was a one thing only, that story had a ending.
>>146455951
>>146456301
>>146456638
The lesson here is to not get clingy and to not expect anything. Anything more and you'll just end up pushing them away, setting yourself up for failure.
>>146457245
Nah it was supposed to be continued but people really wanted hildibrand so they basically just scrapped that and threw together new hildi quests, which is why they've been so lacking.
Honestly maybe they go back to it in the next patch since they're finally done with ishgard
The dungeons in this game are always shit. I wouldn't even call them dungeons anymore when they're all hallways, gates and a trash mob fest.
>>146457245
RIP, I wanted more of the cute Elzn girl, oh well. Back to thinking about mydeadwaifu.
>>146457430
They tossed out an excuse in some recent Live Letter about how they planned to continue it but had a hard time with it, etc etc, but I have to imagine that the real reason was actually just them trying to bail themselves out and course correct after pretty much every single thing associated with 3.1 got savaged in player feedback.
>>146457528
I think you're playing the wrong game
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME I'M LOOKING FOR "Bad Manners"
>>146457629
No.
>>146457756
Hi "Tyler" how may I help you?
>>146457820
WHERE IS "Bad Manners" ???????????
>>146457528
Lets talk about some of the current MMOs out there
>black desert
no instances
>TOS
huge clusterfuck of trash where you spam skills in the general direction of the mobs
>tera
last i played it it even felt they were trying to do the same system of xiv with the aoe markers and all
>Blade & soul/eso/archeage/wow
>dead gaems
>>146457908
What does this have to do with XIV's dungeons being bad and being dungeons in name only?
>>146457861
He's away on discord so probably asleep
>>146456071
The Queen's got shit for power. She sold it all away like a cat sold their virginity.
>>146456916
>>146457163
Hullbreaker Hard is kind of like Halatali Hard for me. It's a fun dungeon with a different mood and they've gotten room to just throw some mechanics around free to the wind in some neat ways. People complaining about gates on it is a bit weird because you can tell on the spots where there are gates that they want you to tackle the specific gimmick of the mob arrangement you've got set against you.
It kind of shows how people complain about how dungeons are a boring linear series of mobs you drag into a pile and destroy, but when you try to change things up a little they complain that it's not a linear series of mob pile-ups.
>>146457908
The dungeons in this game are still shit and majority of them lack challenge. Go ahead and bring up 100 more games it won't change shit.
>Hardware Hank is a lala
Just end it. Is nothing sacred.
>>146458002
>The competition's bad, therefore we don't have to have it good!
>>146458002
>>146458023
Not saying they aren't bad, but when people say "dungeons in this game are shit" then you must have played something with better dungeons then.
>>146458019
Too bad it's ridicously easy and unfun
>>146458009
He's online on Skype though
>>146458071
The Secret World
>>146458118
So contact him there?
>Roll an alt on Balmung
>Think of leveling it and just leaving my main on the dead server
>Wanted to kill myself on the first quest chain
LOOKING FOR "Bad Manners" CAN ANYONE HELP ME
>>146458216
just transfer goy do it do it just $18 do it pay me
>>146458216
pay transfer
>>146458210
Shut the fuck up Guffy.
>>146458110
Two points on that:
- The vocal parts of the playerbase gets super sad when the dungeons have too much difficulty.
- You were doing savage alex raiding, of course you found the dungeons simple.
Dungeon has a fun mood to it and is just enough challenge for the general plebs to have to manage things like fixed aggro, aoe buffs, enemies with attacks that don't just target the tank all the time and bosses with quirky gimmicks.
>>146458298
rude
>>146458210
He isn't replying :<
Gilgamexit and Baleave when? Aether doesn't want to deal with you anymore.
>>146458353
>tanking the erp market for racism
thanks aether
>>146458353
aether would literally be dead without the 2 meme servers
>>146446497
>when the tank pulls everything and panics and pops every cooldowni do this way too often
>>146458353
kek
>>146458353
Aether will die and will be much shittier without Gilgamesh and Balmung, you moron.
>>146458313
If dungeons are stupidly easy then players will never get a incentive to get better.
Most mechanics can be skipped with a "healer will just heal through" or mechanics like the last boss of lost city of amdapor, the cure IV mechanic barely heals anything so standing on the circle or not it doesn't matter.
>>146458286
>>146458281
I don't get paid until the end of the month.
>>146458505
/hug
pay in pounds, the exchange rate is good atm :P
>>146458353
I think it would be more likely to see one of those + Mateus go to Primal, and something like Levi and Malboro moved to Aether.
They should really just do some mergers to be honest.
>>146458218
Here's one
>>146458615
delete this
>Megu sitting on memeaikas lap
>go to bed for 4 hours
>still there
WHAT
>>146458615
cunt.
fucking autsists literally trying to make other people get less enjoyment out of the game.
Pricks like you will be first to moan when their arent enough players for the game to stay afloat.
feck off
>>146458505
If I pay for it will you be my frrraaaannddd andmy property? ^^
>>146458710
theyre friends.
so what? chances are theyre not even erping, just afk and sat together
>>146458710
>stalking people
>>146458710
>>146458803
> tfw no one sits in your lap in game anymore because you chased all the ones that did away.
on a scale of ded to balmung, how lively is cactuar?
>>146458019
I mean dungeons with gates are shit, but the last time they made a dungeon that wasn't just as full of gates was basically Brayflox HM and the rest of the 2.2 stuff, so I feel like you've kind of got to adjust your standards to the game.
I feel like most of the pulls contribute something reasonably unique to the dungeon, too. There's a couple dud pulls (the first one, the group of three Ymirs, and the two brothers right after the second boss), but I think pretty much all of the others, bosses included, have something to offer.
I prefer Hullbreaker HM to 3 out of 4 of the dungeons from the previous two patches, so it's kind of hard to get too mad about its shortcomings.
>>146458747
I don't want to make someone pay for my transfer, anon.
I'd be happy to be your "frrraaaannddd" though!
>>146458854
well you're silly arent you?
/hug
hopefully you find someone soon anon
>>146458071
Dungeons seemed like a better concept if it wasn't instanced and didn't restrict you with strictly 4 people and with a strict role composition. The queues alone were distasteful. They're also literal hallways with trash mobs blocking you to pass on time which is just boring instead of labyrinthine or having branches, no trash mobs but instead quite powerful enemies that might drop a chest etc, full of surprises every time etc.
They're at a better direction with Deep Dungeons however. It would literally kill whatever relevance the level 15-59 dungeons had if the leveling process there is faster like they claimed it to be.
Does anyone wanna ERP? I'm really lonely. Please meet me at the Ceruleum Processing Plant aetheryte.
>>146459015
This is bait.
>when you just want to power level crafting but no HQ shit for sale on market board
>>146458898
Looks like a ded mid-pop.
>>146459049
No...I'm really just lonely.
>>146459068
wasn't there an updated one like a month or two ago?
>>146459015
What if the Garleans catch us?~
>>146459060
Server? I don't mind getting you a levekit or something.
My eyes are burning and I'm on a third cup of coffee, but I'm nearly 49.
Just. One more level.
>>146459135
We'll just have to ERP with them too
>>146459164
Why are you grinding to 50 again
>>146459265
S-savages...
>>146459273
So they can unlock DRK and MCH
>>146459287
they need to do all the msq anyways
i don't get it
What's the fastest crafting macro for knocking out easy 40 durability items assuming you have every crafting ability unlocked?
>>146459049
>tfw thought this was just bait too
>actually go there one time
>tin can was sitting somewhere just out of sight
>send them a /tell
>we start talking about lewd stuff
>eventually leads to ERP
>they're one of the best lays I've had recently
>player search their name
>they're in Northern Thanalan right now
Do it, dude. It's worth it.
>>146459283
>>146459164
words pls.
Good luck dirtychan
>>146459369
>actually referring to ERP as a "lay" like it's somehow equivalent to actually getting laid
jesus
>>146458935
I getting some mixed messages here, you don't want me to pay but you do wanna be my friend... so... you're telling me to wait? ^^
>>146459332
Well I gotta hit 50 to do those anyway.
I hear it's a shit-ton of stuff, so I'm not looking forward to it, but getting to 50 will ease some of the pain
>>146459369
false flag my dude
>>146459501
Well, I do have an alt on Balmung already. We could meet up ingame and chat or something if you want.
>>146459015
I'm here but... how will I know who you are?
>>146459575
How was that falseflag?
Post /hm/ characters, /xivg/
>>146459602
Oooh, so cute nwn! Okay, I'll try and find you tomorrow! Just keep posting for like 14 more hours okay? Okay sounds lika plan, good mhm!
>>146459737
>this post
>>146459737
you sound fucking weird as hell dude
take a few steps back from the comp
>>146459356
http://pastebin.com/WHQyNmdW
is my go-to
can switch out the brand/name for whatever one you have
>>146459625
I'm sorry, anon, but Ichickenedout.Ha
>>146459886
cokecat will never be handsome
>>146459737
calm down son.
Which healer is the mostfun?
>>146459737
this could honestly pass for a serious post in this general
>queuing for AV
>actual wait time as healer
Should I just do my daily roulette real quick
>>146459737
But I'm about to go to bed, anon. Can't I just post tomorrow?
>>146460048
Yeah.
>>146460048
then sleep for less than 14 hours you fucking retard
>>146459737
You are creepy man
>>146459975
>WHM is generic healer with regen and does significant damage
>SCH is just an ACN given support and mitigation spells, and a fairy that does all the healing. So pretty much 2/3 a DPS and 1/3 a healer
>AST is a poor man's WHM and SCH with shitty RNG card buffs, but looks dapper as fuck
Take your pick.
>>146459845
Thanks bro
>>146459975
whoomy
>>146460008
it's creeper hours. there is no real quick to anything.
>>146460008
well its 2-5am on a weekday and everyone hates av
what'd you eggspect
>>146459975
astrologian
megu bp
"good" "night", xivg
>>146459913
I... I am so sad... My one chance to meet the Tin Can and... ._. Picture relevant?
>>146460174
ugly af. good riddance.
>>146460172
fug u
>>146460174
Holy shit why did you make this?
>>146460174/kisses and pets you on the horns
good night..
>>146460202
shut up
>>146460172
apparently abe is in it atm
>>146460174
Night my dude.
>>146459737
What the actual fuck.
>>146459602
I'm just about to go to bed myself, how often do you play on your balmung alt? I'm normally around the bench, so perhaps I'll run into you then ^^
>>146460243
poor shana
>>146460364
why poor shana?
>>146459975
>i want to contribute and have an existence worth having
play WHM
>i want to play a dps and pretend i'm healing
play SCH
>i'm a retard i like space and rng and twisted fate is epic xD
play AST or hang yourself
>>146459732Are all the handsome men asleep? Oh.....
>>146460426
lolwat
>>146460201
anon the tin can never had any plans to go there probably
that other anon tried to warn you it was bait
you should have listened...
>>146460174
>>146460231
All I can think of when I see this...
>>146460460
where can i meet the tin can...
>>146460048
Oh shit I need to stop by to say hitomorrow
>>146460452
I do not know where they are.
>>146460351
I'm not a high enough level to go to Ul'dah, so we probably won't be running into each other there soon, but I don't play on it too much other than to chat with some people I met on the thread.
>>146460576
did you seriously pay 20 fucking bucks to not play the game
kill yourself, kill all balmung shitters
fucking nuke all NA data centers
>>146460576
but people can tele to you!
Tell me about your newest friend /xivg/.
>>146460790
They like when I touch their chest.
>>146460790
they're funny, but degrade them self a little too much.
But they're sweet, run content, and have friends outside ffxiv, so yknow, i think they're p.cool
bored~ lonely~
looking for a friend~ someone to talk to~
New Gridania ( 11.4 , 13.1 ) - Airship landing
>>146459732
I am trapped in a hell of my own design.
>>146460761
they didnt transfer, its a new character fuckwit
something something pretending to be retarded
>>146460940
You're a fucking moron
>>146460790
They're ridiculously lewd and I love it.
>>146460476
>tfw no ilberd hair for non highlander races
>>146460790
They're too kind for their own good.
>>146460790
I don't have any new friends.
>>146460576
I'm sure we'll figure something out in the future, too tired to think right now, sleep good little catte ^^
>>146461008
says the fucking moron!
>trapped with paralysis for about 30 seconds after the ramuh fight as everyone leaves and im still stuck here
no one bothered to get rid of my paralysis, i just had to sit there and wait.
heeelp
>>146461028
calm down beepy
>>146461148
Good night, anon!
>>146460761
The act of logging into the game is playing the game you faggot
If a person pays a sub fee and spends all their time roleplaying they have just as much right to say they play the game as a dude who raids all the time
So sick of this gay meme duhuhuhu you see this guy he's logged in for 12hrs a day but doesn't play the game i raid and actually play the game :^^))) kill yourself
>>146461163
>paralysis
it's terror and you can only remove it through the mechanics of the fight. suffer you slut.you probably would have preferred they took advantage of you while you could do nothing about it.
>>146461251
Kill yourself
>>146461189
nah not on balmung. Not even on Aether.
>>146460790
everyone says they are shit but they are pretty cool and i want them to frug me desu
>>146460497
Nowhere... the tin can doesn't actually exist ingame. It's just a shitposting AI.
>>146461284
No. You do it.
>>146461251
You're damn right.
>>146461284
Look at this faggot acting hardcore in a casual game.
You wouldn't make it any game that involves real skill like DOTA2/Star Craft II or CSGO.
>>146461259
you stop that.
there it is
>>146461163
A shame I wasn't in that party with you. That would have been one opportunity I wouldn't pass up.
>>146461395
you didn't say no, though.
>>146461251
Take a breath, dude
>[Battle System]
>[4.0] The Chemist has been added.
Chemist (Role: Healer) | Weapon: Dual Pistols. The Chemist will utilize both MP and TP to support their allies on the battlefield.
Passive: Dualism - No other toggleable weaponskills that require TP can be cast while a Potion is active. Same with MP spells. The 'Mix' skill is unaffected.
>[Actions]
1 | Aim - Deals unaspected damage with a potency of 150
2 | Crawl - Deals unaspected damage with a potency of 100. Additional Effect: Heavy. Duration 12s.
4 | C. Potion - Cure potency of 400
6 | Glass Bullet - Deals unaspected damage over time. Potency 60. Duration 10s.
8 | Haste Potion (Toggle) - Reduces GCD and Cast timers by 10%. Consumes TP by 70 while active.
10 | Osmosis (oGCD) - Switches the % between MP and TP. Recast: 120s
12 | Aura Regen (Toggle) - Restore HP of yourself and allies within an 12y radius. Consumes 15% of MP while active. Cure Potency: 350
15 | C. Pheonix Down - Resurrects a target to a weaker state.
22 | Buck Shot - Deals piercing damage in a cone with a potency of 150. Additional Effect: Stun 3s.
24 | C. Poison Potion (Toggle) - Deals poison damage with a potency of 60. Depletes TP by 50 while active.
26 | C. Hi-Potion - Cure potency of 650.
28 | Snipe: Leg (oGCD) - Deals unaspected damage of 100 to target. Additional Effect: Slow 12s. Recast: 60s
>30 | Mix: Much like Mudras, mix together a combination of potions to create a new effect. Recast: 60s
30 | Throw (oGCD) - Extend the AoE effect of skills, spells and mixtures by 10y. Applies to single target potion skills as well. Duration 20s. Recast: 60s
30 | Barrier Mixture - Absorbs 25% of damage for an ally. Additional Effect: Galvanize. 100 TP.(Con't)
>>146461251
As much as I hate to admit it, this is true.
A roleplayer will undobutedly put more time into the game doing as they wish. They are also more likely to make extra purchases like Fantasias or name changes, and a server transfer or two to Balmung. Where as someone who raids might only stick around for a month or so to clear the final raid encounter and unsub until the next raid tier, usually only raid log, and probably won't make any mog station purchases aside from an initial transfer to Gilga/Excal.
RPers will generally be worth more to SE in terms of revenue, and it's why Balmung is one of the only NA/EU servers that SE listens to closely.
>>146460497
send me 30 million gil and i'll give you the tin can for a week.
>>146461505
32 | Auto-Potion - Cure Potency 100. Duration 15s.
34 | Technical Potion (Toggle) - Restores TP of an ally. Depletes TP by 60 while active. Cannot be self-cast.
35 | C. Elixir - Completely Replenishes MP and TP of caster or an ally. Recast: 180s
38 | Weaken Mixture: Inflicts target with Vulnerability. Duration 15s. Recast 90s
42 | Firestorm - Deals unaspected damage to all nearby enemies with a potency of 200 for the first enemy, 10% less for the second, 20% less for the third, 30% less for the fourth, 40% less for the fifth, and 50% less for all remaining enemies. Additional Effect: Burn.
45 | Star Mixture - 10% of damage taken while Star Mixture is up is transferred to the attacker. (5% when Thrown). Duration 8s. Additional Effect: Galvanize. Recast 90s
45 | Panacea - Removes detrimental status effects and heals 50% of HP in a 15y radius. Recast: 90s.
48 | Hero Mixture - Doubles the effect of consumable potions for self or an ally. Cannot be thrown. Recast 300s
50 | C. Ultra-Potion (toggle) - Increases the HP of a single party member by 50% (15% when thrown). Consumes 15% of MP while active.
52 | Hyper Cast - Eliminates the recast timer on the Mix skill. Recast 180s
54 | Reraise - Grants the caster or an ally to immediately raise if they are fallen in battle. Recast: 120s.
56 | Berserk Mixture - Reduces the global cooldown and cast timer by 50%, however each skill now costs 100 TP and MP cost is increased by 50%. Duration 7s. Recast 100s. (Cannot be stacked with Haste Potion)
58 | Miracle Potion (Toggle) - Increases the critical hit rate of a party member. Duration 12s. Recast 120s.
60 | Hot Spurs (Toggle) - Doubles the fill rate of the Limit Break bar. Consumes 15% of MP while active.
>Heavensward was released a year ago
3.0 been a shit tbqh.
>>146461505
itd be fun!
What communities besides xivg and leddit can I join? It's sad to play alone.
>>146461565
i agree
i feel heavensward has been mostly a failure of catastrophic proportions almost across the board and particularly in regards to the >raiding communitymostly due to gordias causing irreparable damage to the community.
>>146461648
The drama was fucking great, gordias killed a lost of enjoyment for most players.
>tfw could beat up everyone here in SFV
>tfw keeping vigil through the night to get a spot on Balmung
>tfw still nothing
>>146461701
sfv is dogshit lol
see me in ultra
DAE thing Limsa should secede from the Eorzean Alliance? I feel like the agreement is unfavorable to us when we're the #1 economy in Eorzea with the most powerful trading fleet in the East, and we've already been forced to take on thousands of Doman and Ala Mhigan refugees against our will, and Ul'dah is trying to bait us into another war with the Garleans
>>146461701
Do you play P4AU
>>146461561
>>146461505
Still shit, rather just go SCH.
>>146461701
Be the father of my children, Putt Butt <3
>>146461689
the problem is that gordias had one good fight that was also probably the strongest wall the game has ever seen (a3s)
a4s was also universally fucking despised and a shitty fight with easy mechanics (especially due to sac) that was only hard due to the ABSURD tuning.
i mean the two best groups in the world disbanded/quit within like a month of each other and i assume squenix had to have been shitting their pants.
>>146461701
i don't even play that garbage ass game but i'd still step on most anyone here besides maybe abe if he still plays it actively
and sf4 i would ABSOLUTELY shit on anyone here in my sleep
>>146461626
Goon but it's paywalled.
>tfw could beat up everyone here in Melee
>PF is dead
>try DF, doesn't even last 5 minutes before the tank dies and healer complains
And only one more run to be able to get another umbrite.
>>146461626
move to balmung, join a ffxivg free company there
>>146461505
Why can't you people just call it Alchemist: the job, instead.
i could play ultra in my sleep
trash ass fuckin game get outta my face
>>146461861
lmao of course you like sfv if you're shit at sf4
post your cfn, I'll fuck you up either way
>>146461861
Putt Butt, darling, you seemed to have forgotten to properly reply again, allow me to do it for you <3 >>146461726 Don't you dare think you're better at anything than my darling Putt Butt.
>>146461824
Don't lie you shitter.
>>146461795
It'd be best paired with SCH due to the galvanize effect on some of its skillsthat you would be able to deploy off of.
>>146461851
No one is saying you cant call it that. Usually in other FF games chemist and alchemist are one in the same anyway
>>146461741
>we're the #1 economy in Eorzea
That's Ul'dah, the richest city-state in Eorzea and the biggest place of merchant and trade, too.
>Limsa having that much Doman and Ala Mhigan refugees
They're mostly in Mor Dhona and Thanalan respectively. Educate yourself.
>>146460243
Is this true?
>>146461824
>playing melee when project m is more fun and more balanced and less literally-painful to play
see me in project m netplay i mainganondorf
>>146461716
post patch only, anon (like the minute the servers are back up)
>>146461975
>>146461795
REMOVE SCH FROM BEING A GUARANTEED SLOT
Any DotA players here......?
>>146462032
I dont know, see here
V
>>146458710
>>146461804
3.0 killed my passion for crafting/gathering with the retarded scrip system it's okay now in 3.3 as you don't need to use the red scrips but still it was awful.
>>146462076
post lewds
>>146462042
Fuck this, I'm going to Sargatanas then.
>>146462042
when they're shutting down the servers for patching actually generally works better.
>>146462076
i thought that chair was a tower shield and i was really confused for a second
would've been cool though
>>146462114
If you dont want to wait for servers to open go to Excal. Sarg is dead as fuck.
t. someone who just transferred off of it today
>>146462032
Yeah. . . And I'm about to go in next, wish me luck ;) no but seriously, yes, Abe and Megu were going at it for quit a while. Maybe /still/ be going at it but I went to go play the game.
>>146462154
I don't even know why I try anymore I got 290mins last time I forgot it was on
I don't even enjoy it xiv pvp is dogshit I just want the wolf marks for FASHION
>>146462230
i just want the new ads mount
leezard
Moonies arego to sleep
>>146462301
How are you waifu?
>>146462301
shut up
you go to sleep
you're not my mom, my mom isn't aSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Someone entertain me im bored I don't want to sit and idle watching youtube shit for the 5th night in a row please HELP
>>146462321
I always fall for this and I love it, I always expect some long explanation only to find myself fooled once again...
>>146462368
What the fuck can we do to entertain you?
>>146462273
/pet
>>146462368
look up referendum results!
A NEW ERA
MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN
>>146462186
Is it still possible to get a Balmung slot by lurking or is waiting for a patch a requirement?
>>146462368
do you want me to show u a magic trick who dis
Looking for someone to make me a tenant in The Goblet / Lavender Beds on balmungmoid
pst to megumi megu
>>146462396
Even the patch game can be unreliable, best of luck friend
>>146462396
You have to wait for maintenance, and even then it's hard because maintenance for Balmungers mean more alts.
>>146461804
The ridiculous thing about Gordias and A3S being a wall in it is that there were SO many ways they could have done damage control on it.
Like the obvious thing would have been a midstream nerf. People would have grumbled about it, but as long as it's done early enough (I'd say that the 3.2 A6S nerf was about as late as you could do something like that and get away with it), the player base will accept it. They could have just lopped 10% off the HP of everything in the fight and people would have enjoyed it a lot more.
Or if they didn't want to nerf the fight, they could have just unfucked the loot tables - they did it in BCoB, and they did it again in Midas - to fix the situation where there were a ton of groups who needed just a little more gear to get through the fight, but who were literally gear-capped on everything that you could get WITHOUT clearing A3S.
And if they didn't want to alter the drop tables, they could have just altered which things you could buy with Manifestos, so that people could use their Page 2s to upgrade their Esoteric gear.
The fact that they just left it there to fester for 4+ months still fucking baffles me to no end. So much damage to the community could have been avoided if they'd taken like five minutes to actually think of solutions to their problems.
>>146462312
getting sleepy
>>146462321
what if i am your mom
>>146462435
ask your boyfriend...?
wtb new bf
>>146462383i hope to never disappoint you, anon
>>146462502
but my mom doesn't play video games
>>146462435
Are you free tomorrow, I need more Lumi Fibers.
>>146462502
Just make sure to not push yourself too much alright? One can only meme so hard
>>146462435
you'll offer your body in exchange, I imagine?
Do people still do the wait around for level 50 gathering node times (like gold and darksteel ore) or are there better ways of getting those items now? I haven't played since 2013 when those items were the best way to earn gil.
>>146462683
That fucking Roe.
>>146462683
where did you get the helmet thing?
>>146462740
it's a reward for getting machinist to 50, you get a sweet fucking hat that shoots electricity everywhere.
>>146462076*pet pet pet*
>>146462553
I'm a faggot male irl but I play a grill in my vidya wats up bb
Thinking about transferring to balmung. Curious though how common are services like this?
Is it a good way to make money?
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByDIaf6hUUQacUxHbTgzb0dEX1U&usp=sharing
>>146462514
i dont have one????
>>146462605
yes u bum
>>146462693
maybe if i like you enough, id rather pay rent tho
>>146462941
do not click this
Anyone know where I can sell my FFXIV account, quitting the game entirely pretty much.
I know it'll sell for a scrap but it's better than nothing. I have 3 level 60s (BLM, i233 BRD, i 231 MCH,). I only own 250k gil sadly since I only raided in it.
I might just give it away if I can't sell it.
>>146462974
Oh.
Well get an EB and use theirs!
>>146462718
it's this guy
https://twitter.com/ffxivface
>>146462740
I bought it
>>146462974
Gee, that cat in the blue and black armor is probably SUPER kawaii in game... anymore pics of them? :^3 I'd sure love to see what they look like without that typical looking cat on their lap!
>>146447043
yeah I know one and she avoids posting anything that could indentify her on this place like the plague
>>146458789
Thordan fit all of those yet he was called the bad guy.
>>146463128
no.
theyre ugly
>>146463201
unlucky
>>146463069
i hate ebs
>>146463128
whisper them ingame then you gigantic dorkmaster
>>146463189
maybe he shouldn't have fucked with the WoL and his bro
megu is cute
>>146463275
Hausform is gay and the WoL is just a primal for Hydalyan.
>>146447043
good job leaving out cg, meria and lewd bun
>>146463253
and probs a slut.
theyre a cat right
>>146463273
/poke
>>146463353
Oh yeah~ they're a MEGA slut, biggest slut in ALL of Ul'dah, just LOOKING at them will give you all sorts of STDs! Do you like when I TYPE in CAPS? Does it make you read them in your mind LOUDLY? :^3
>>146463404
g0 2 bed ur drunk
What's the minimum ilvl required to not be considered a complete scrub shitter?
>>146463351
>replying to an old post
>can't even read
Shit nigga go to school
>>146463273
huh, why?
>>146463437
being a shitter depends on whether or not you know how to play your class, not your ilvl
>>146463432
hey i'm not drunk anymore
thats not me>>146463283 is me
am bed now though
>>146463421
pls..
I want Megu to sit on my lap but they're too busy with abe ;_;
>>146463502
hey apparently you're me.
also drink less, dummy.
>>146463502
ur cute too~ night
>>146463462
because they suck and are a bad idea unless you do it as a friend thing
>>146463561
tfw sat on megus lap and they flat out walked away...
>>146463586
i didnt even drink that much calm yourself
also i know i am i said that
>>146463007
gil is worth more than accounts last I saw, probably not worth it
How is healing in this game? Just got scholar. But never really had a lot of experience healing
>getting compliments from random people on my glamour
niggas can't fuck with the boy's fashion game
>>146463632
Huh. I thought that was the point? To make friends and have a free tele
>>146463645
liar. less. booze.
>>146463515
I'm out of things to say. . . Insult me or something or do we just call the conversation quits here? :^3 here, have a complimentary picture of my tumblr nose cat look!
>>146463739
this isnt megu, who is this.....
>>146463725
that hair is awful my man
>>146463694
>scholar
You won't be doing much actual healing.
>>146463753
looks like a hobo without the dirt.
>>146462941
Have been there a few times anon. It's alright. Place is literally a brothel disguised as a food shop.
>>146463753
k.
Uh, you're a cat and therefore an inferior lifeform.
Probably a slut too, because yknow. cats.
>>146463763
I'm nobody.
>>146463635
That's cuz you're not a cutie patootie cat! :^3 she prolly left cuz you had bad breath!
Requesting Ippiki sperging out for the greatsword loot
>>146463886
Wow ok.
I have the opposite of bad breath!
MINTY FRESH
>>146463928
requesting ippiki sperging out over the meria loot
>>146463928
https://www.twitch tv/bigbluesea/v/60958474
>>146463824
I prefer "street hooligan" thank you very much :^3 sounds like you sure know what bums look like, you an expert? Mayhaps you're a bum yourself!
>>146463879
I already stated that in another post, learn2read! :^3
>>146463932
Minty fresh more likeget to level 60 already, you scrub. . .:^3
requesting moonies mooning moonily
I noticed I haven't seen any posts about Midas Savage on here like, ever. Is it really that terrible?
Is Alex beyond the point of saving?
>>146464020
Midas is good
The last phase of A8 is just stupid fucking garbage though
>>146464020
No it's ok
>>146463561
who dis
>>146463763
hello this is megu
>>146463996
WELL IM TRYING
Cant level tonight though. Drinking to UK victory.
God bless queen and country
>>146464071
Just a cat that wants megu to sit on my lap...
Big, fat, throbbing, male Au Ra dicks
>>146464089
lmao you don't even know what leaving the EU means you fucking retard
prepare to clean toilets for pennies for the rest of your life
>>146463996
Well what do you want me to say huh.
Cats even have inferior tails
>>146463932
prove it
>>146463996
i'll bum you
>>146464089
Just tell me if you need any help lil toothpaste! :^3 You've been so distance lately /sob, also, grats on your country stuff!
Whens the last time you gave your kitty a backrub /xivg/ ?
>>146464143
I work with international trade.
I know exactly what it means, but noone can predict the future.
>>146464172
Uh, how?
>>146464182
/hug
Distant?
Well im a busybusy. but not at the weekend, feel free to pester me in game then! I'll actually do some content too
>>146464190
it will be really awkward when you break up and stalk this person for months
>>146464190
How is the cat doing that emote outside? Isn't that the sleeping pose for beds?
>>146464148
I hate all cat tails except for the ultra superiorlion/cowtail! :^3
>>146464172
Does that mean free gil?! :^3 where do I sign up!>>146464252
Sounds lika plan, except if you want me to tank shit for you again you're gonna be the one who's going topesterme! :^3
>>146464318
One of the new furnihure things for outside allow you to sit or lie down on it
Sorry I am not a pathetic prison gay grown men like you so never gonna happen
>>146464323
I'll do exactly that.
Your help upon arrival was very kind, I shant forget it~
i want A.T to FRUG me!!!
>>146464252
> Uh, how?
Oh just a slight step up from these hugs you're frequently giving out.
>>146464373
I'm normal gay.
>>146464323
ew.
so youre shit race, shit taste you mean~?
>>146464386
The "~" makes me feel uncomfortable, like you wannalewdme! :^3 please keep your inner slut at bay around me, degenerate filth!
>>146464425
you want A Tranny to frug you?add me
who wants to butter my spuds
>>146464425
megu no
>>146464427
like a /blowkiss?
>>146464462
I did not say that.
no assumptions rudypoo
>>146464509
why not gravy
>>146464459
Yeah, I'm lowest life for race, keep on belittling me you... you uh... you better race person you! :^3 Your tail is FAR superior to mine! Mine has fur on it, and that's gross!
>>146464524
>I shan't forget~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lies, deceitful being! :^3
>>146464524
That would be enough proof.. for now.
goodnight
>>146464574
/blowkiss
>>146464574
I dont even lewd.
Ask anyone.
I hit 49. I don't know if I can stay up any longer.
>>146464618
watching trumps speech at work on tv.
god bless.
>>146464631
Go to bed.
game will be here tomorrow
>>146464618
Okay, holy shit, I'm done typing like that, gonna go kms now, ttyl tooth, srsly bug me if you want me to tank or motivate you to get stuff done, not really doing anything else except for sitting on the bench...:^3
>>146464586
>>146464618
one of these was for you
>>146464715
I promise I will, but yknow. work for now.
this weekend for sure!
>>146464537
gravy is good, too. thicker to boot.
>>146464574
au ra
Obviously.
Go back to degrading yourself, I dont need to tell you that your place is at the bottom of the pile.
Its amazing cats can be sch sluts when theyre obviously so worthless.
>>146464516
yes
>>146464854
go tf to sleep
>>146464907
2 horny 2 sleep
>>146464953
fake megu
>>146464703
>go to bed
For once, I'll heed your advice, Colgate.
Is it true I need to finish 80 some-odd MSQs once I hit 50?
>>146464953
sry
>the pound has already hit a 30 year low
lmao'ing
>>146464990
Yes, yes it is. And theyre not even that fun a lot of them...
ill be here at the weekend doing them too though, offer to join up remains there.
Good night dirtdirt.
>>146464990
http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/7th_Astral_Era_Quests
Every single one
>>146464989
ok
>>146465015
not your fault, you just made it worse
catboys are HUNG
>>146465032
>already bouncing back
>gold prices up
>thinking initial shake up means anything
>>146465130
/pet
>>146465151
I agree
Lynch all catboys
>>146465032
you're pounds have hit a thirty year high you fat fcuk
>>146465032
wigger pretends he knows about world affairs
>>146465279
shouldnt you be busy telling meria to kill herself puttnut
>>146465308
unf
>>146465308
>filename
lol
>>146465279
Do you know about anything besides how to raise a pet pig?
>>146465319
u must have me mistaken with another friendly ebin
>size difference
>aesthetic contrast of large demon like man and small dainty normal woman
male au ra x female midlander is the best pairing in game
and no catgirls lalafell or au ra girls aren't better
>stay up to 5 am doing Midas normal floors for a couple hours to actually gear my shitty tanks
>come out empty-handed
>heard something drop in the room next to me
>see my cat walking away after playing with what I only assumed was an acorn or some kind of tree nut from the shape
>"hmmm how did this get here I thought I closed the door interesting"
>pick it up
>it was a nicely formed nugget of cat shit
I hate my life so much
>>146465451
>tfw no midlander girl to sit in my au ra lap when i'm afk
looks so fucking cute
>>146465586
cats are the worst
>>146465451
Midlander females are the most boring race. They all either look dead inside or have some serious uncanny valley going on.
Au ra x Au ra or get out. They even sit the best with each other.
>>146465451
it is pretty good
i think male ra and fem ra is better because fem ra are so tiny but fem midlanders are really cute with male ra as well
>>146465586
>Sitting in the basement watching TV.
>Cat comes down stairs and goes into the bathroom.
>Figure he's just going to sleep in the sink like he usually does.
>Notice he's playing with something and throwing it into the air.
>Go see what it is.
>Decapitated mouse corpse.
>>146465451
>i'm a special snowflake
midlanders look like they have fucking downs and have bad bodies.
Au Ra and Miqo'te are far superior in every way. kys
>>146465451
midlander girls are boring. Only one i tolerate is Meria.
>4channers always talk about how they want to be unique snowflakes
>they still play the bandwagon races of hyur, miqote, and au ra
>>146465451
All of them can be cute together for different reasons.
>>146466063
I think you're projecting Paks.
>>146466063
who are you quoting
>>146466063
Only faggots care about being unique.
and you insulted people playing more than half the races.
fuck off
Hi I'm new and can all of you please transfer to Famfrit and be my friend. Thanks!
Hey
>>146466214
Quick, take a picture of half naked Regan while he is not looking!
>>146466404
mislink?
>>146466461
pls tell me there is a tape
tfw your bf dropped the spaghetti when you saidgoodnight, love you.
2 cute desu
New XIV fanart!
>Schrodinger's Catgirl by Rampage0118
>>146465169
>Officially poorer than the frog eaters
This is a complete disaster.
>>146466653
awww
Does he spaghetti often?
How long would you say it takes to get all DoH and DoL to 60, on average ?
I'm trying to get into it, it's actually more fun than I thought but even I can see it's going to take a while.
>>146466691
Temporarily.
Give it 2 weeks. Tops.
>>146466701
he's my little spaghetti monster
mem
>>146466676
>Rampage0118
Such a guilty pleasure artist for me. His stuff is so weird but I can't look away.
>>146466769
Adorable.
I wish you the best of luck together.
WAKE THE METAL
>>146466787
They need to work on feet and faces, but goddamn do I love the other stuff.
>>146466769
post a pic of you together!
Hello! I can't quite decide between these two so I thought I'd ask for opinions.
Y'shtola = UK after Brexit
>>146467384
left!
>>146467402
haha
>>146467404
The UK does!
>>146467402
post
source
mummy i want to go for a ride on the schoolbus muma mum mum please take me to school please i want to go learn mama me mo
>gather all day
>time to idle until next window
>PvP queue
>>146467549
post hot c@s in summer wear.
>>146467384
These are both good. I vote for the Xaela.
>>146467551
calm down bhnaka
>>146467384
right with no limbals
>>146466461
you look like a hungry skellington
>>146467848
>no limbals
Just tell them to roll a fucking hyur or cat.
>>146467384
I'm normally Raen all the way but you made it look like it was on its last days of suffering from cancer. For once I'm going to say.. bleh, Xaela.
>>146468220
those limbals look retarded unless the change the color
>>146467848
P sure they were going for a succubus look with the Xaela and the white limbal rings
>>146468293
You just don't like the limbals, kindly shut the fuck up. They asked you to pick one, not what you wanted changed.
>>146466461
is Regan sun bathing
Hi, I'm a returning player from about 4 months ago. I played on PS4 because I didn't have a very well put-together gaming PC at the time.
I just recently bought the game for PC, and I'm just wondering if there's anything really important I should know after being gone for a while. Also, will setting up my UI and hotkeys take a full day, as well as a full day to adjust to not using a controller anymore?
Pic related are my levels, and I'm just waiting for patching to finish up. I opt'ed to character transfer instead of starting all over.
Any responses are appreciated, thanks! Any information is useful at this point.
>>146468425
chill out autist lmao
>>146468489
if you want to still use a controll,er you totally can
>>146466753
If you've got leve allowances to burn you can do 1-60 in a single day for everything except Miner and Botanist. If not you can slowly level DoH through Ixal Dailies and GC turn-ins.
If you don't care about the morality of it you could also use a script to afk-craft while you're sleeping or at school/work. A few hours is typically good enough to get you about 20 levels, though if you want your equipment to last that long you'll need to level everything together(specifically Weaver and Goldsmith to take care of everything except weapons) so you can have 199% durability. Otherwise you'll find out you wasted several hundred/thousand shards on failed crafts due to broken equipment.
Ded bred
Guys I just spent an entire day doing nothing again and sitting alone wanting to kill myself
Guys I did it
They add a third quality (excluding Collectable) to items. What is it?
>you forget to use Brunt Force
>146469456
>>146469456
>>146469456
>146469456
>>146469217
Before asking that, what purpose would it serve? How would it fit into crafting? Would it require "overcrafting" where you start to fill a secondary bar once you fully HQ an item? How would this effect dungeon and raid equipment and gear progressing if you have a higher quality of craft available which would likely be stronger than anything except savage gear?
>>146465507
You'll get stuff, but it's gonna take you a few days. I think I ran 5,6, and 8 at least 30 or 40 times EACH (I capped lore and eso solely from running midas normal) Tues night-thurs night to gear my drg. Wound up with a couple extra pieces for tank as well. Queue as a healer so you can carry.
>>146465451
how can midlanders be good waifus if they only have 18 MND