>Lizards
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/!
>>146469456
anyone want to do anything
im really bored
hello
Your miqo'te will never be this stylish.
naka bp
can i be a bp
>>146495758
can i have that hand template
i love this post
Xth for rears ofall types
Also is this mount purchasable at max rep?
>>146495859
Good. Those eyes and those legs and feet can fuck right off.
So, will there be a new race? or just new classes?
Who are the best DRAKNs?
Who are the worst?
Please, vote now.
>>146495859
>Stylish.
Oh yes dear, you're just the epitome of fashion.
>>146495978
>elf wearing a ripped up penguin suit thinks she knows what style is
Oh lawd...
It's catboyposting hour!
-Things you want to do to catboys
-Catboys you think are cute
-Snuggling techniques for your catboy
>>146489639
wow is this really Sertur?
>>146496174
catboys are the worst
>>146496176
yes, he often refers to himself as a princess
>>146494682
They seem to like hyping up everyone else's role but yours imo. All other characters have way more influence over the story than you do. You just clean up after their mess. All in all though, the story is garbage.
naka bp
>People shitting on the guy who made the Chemist idea
Fuck off guys it looked cool and I liked it, it's way better than the autistic shit and faggotry that gets posted here on a daily basis
>>146495460
> So that's why the Ascians are so intent on stopping you.
No. Ultima was going to be the Ascians means of resurrecting Zodiark. And that was and still is their true goal.
>>146496176
seems more like sera
>>146496042
I haven't gotten my maid code yet, and I think the Valentines set is hideous, so this is what I kludged together for my hostess role Mr. Makes a critique without providing the chance to be critiqued in turn.
Maybe i've just Stockholmed myself into liking it over the last 5 years.
>>146496383
okay chemist anon
moonie goon
>>146496383
it wasn't that good, sorry.
>>146496383
Nothing wrong with autistic faggotry.
>>146496176
>namedropping me
i like my and i don't touch the complete loser board
>>146496463
> not moonie goonie
You missed your chance.
>>146495978
what do i have to do to be gfwbwith this elezen
Yeah, wish I can grabbed that maid outfit code when I had the chance.
>>146496383
It wasnt even good. You just took the already existing WHM/SCH spells and slapped a chemist name onto them. Plus making a chemist class in a game with a chemist profession already is stupid. Rift got away with it because their chemist class is some weird shit that uses a bow to launch potions or something. Thats the only one I know of.
If I buy a $5 fill up box and post reciept to prove it then can someone else buy one too so that I don't have to enjoy it alone?
>>146496692
you're here though, right where you belongfaggot
How much would you pay this lizard meido to dust your clock?
>>146496994
I'll pay this lizard $5 to kill itself.
>>146496795
can you only choose between the two?
>>146496994
None please don't touch me
>>146497017
Now, would you loot the money off of the corpse or would you leave the money be since it has accomplished it's job?
>>146496994
Why are you asking to be paid, Aaron? Are your parents finally gonna kick you out?
>>146496994
0 dollars because paks isn't sexy no matter what their character looks like
What's your favorite ERP meetup place other than the quicksands?
>>146496795
It was totally worth.Though, buying it for somebody who's gonna end up letting his sub lapse was.. hindsight 20/20
>>146496937
This thread made me tempted to go and get one, actually. Too bad the one closest to me isn't a comfortable walk away.
>>146497034
If you receive the amazon code you get ALL of the items but individual item codes. You can use just one or all of them.
>>146497060
Leave the $5 for the mortician that has to touch the disgusting thing.
>>146497034
Nope. Only by code and can't even do an exchange with a vendor, which really sucks.
>>146497136
Respect.
>>146497092
I usually just walk into nice homes and ERP there.
>>146496795
We /butlerposting/ now?
>>146497136
>>146497081
>>146497041
>>146497017
>>146497060
You can't pay in salt. Hard gil or favors only.
>>146497034
You get all 6 items if you redeem the initial code but if someone gives you the individual butler or maid code you can't exchange them for the other later.
>>146497092
outside the quicksands
>>146497092
Mine is the Ceruleum Processing Plant aetheryte.
Does anyone wanna meet there now and ERP...?
>>146497092
Under some bridge in gridania
>ywn get fucked wearing cargo shorts while on your weekly hike
>>146497210
Here's a favor: I'll smash your head in with a baseball bat.
>>146497092
well, besides obvious things like your house / private chambers, the Pugilist's Guild has a nice little private nook in the back, and there's a secluded home / hot spring spot in the north-west corner of Outer La Noscea worth holing up with a partner in.
>>146497121
That's ironic anon, there's a KFC down my street but i go over like maybe once a year on a whim.
I get what you mean about being tempted cause of the general though
>>146496174
https://youtu.be/E_F83rANuhw?t=30s
>>146496717
Well i believe introductions is the typical MO, some talk about likes, dislikes, schedules ect.
Or you could just post a picture and let me decide if i'm going to slink away quietly into the void.
>>146497297
I know that feel, casual surprises are a lost art.
>>146497361
I liked hanging out there before housing, and ERPers would constantly come and be disappointed to see me there. Do many people still go there?
handlebars
>>146497458
give me someplace i can meet you
Whats the fastest way to level up additional classes to around 30? I'm getting sick of doing Adamantoise Tears
>>146497092
On the boat right outside of Costa del Solyou have to take the ferry to it
>>146497549
I'm not in game at the moment, but thank you for the interest.
You can always try again later tonight, or vice-versa and give me a way to find you later!
>>146497458
do you like guys
video
fucking
games
>>146497810
you would be thinking about fucking in video games.
xth for decorating
Any good FATE farming locations for flame dollars, I'm a lvl 31 conjurer
>>146497810
are you dtf
>>146497917
costa del sol in eastern la noscea
>>146497895
>>146497810
>>146498078
Does this cat like dominating other cats...
>>146497650
Depends on the class and what you consider not soul draining.
Dungeons are great with a buddy. FATE's aren't bad either if you're on an active server.
I like Leve's for my crafting classes, gathering I just gather stuff to later use on the leves. Battle classes I tend to hop between guildhests, dungeons or FATE's depending on the secondary media, or what's going on otherwise.
Oh! you could also take a look at doing some of the other zones that you mightn't of touched during your first trip.
>>146497757
Yup, I don't have a "I don't like this" gender, i'm more picky about the interactions themselves.
>>146498025
Thanks babe
>>146497210
I would pay you nothing because based on the logs of your ERP that I have seen it's not worth hard gil or favors.
>>146498189
i can say mean things about your parses if you really want
and also bully you for being shorter than me
>have 30 shares in a company that was 98 a share earlier this week
>it skyrockets to 120 opening today because it's a gold company and >brexit
>app and site are being a shit earlier and won't let me sell
>tfw literally watching profit melt before my eyes until it finally stopped malfunctioning and i could sell at 112 a share, tainting my entire day
does anyone on balmung wanna die together or play video games and thanks for subscribing to my blog i'm a pissy bitch right now
>>146497650
Literally dungeons. FATEs scale to last even longer than before, and are garbage. Levequests are garbage and both will take you a while compared to dungeons.
>>146498392
Will you sit on my face...
>>146498632
I wanna get into stocks, teach me senpai desu
#catboysruineverything
>>146499020
I guess it can't be helped...filthy degenerate
>tfw replaced...
>>146499403
Can't you just get it over with and cleave the degenerates in half instead of half-heartedly humouring their disgusting requests?
Fucking miqo'te, I swear. Even the most resolute ones are still disgusting.
hello everynyan~ (>w<)
>>146499514
>Look who I know!
>>146499443
iktf anon.. it sucks.
>>146499567
Who?
>>146499567
wth are you talking about
>tfw you've been collared.
I'm so happy...
>>146499567
bibibibibibibibi
Anyone wanna farm FATE encounters at Costa De Sol on Excal?
This thread is in dire need of midlander and elezen girls.
>>146499443
> tfw your bp is worn out and no one wants you anymore
>>146499727
have an elezen retainer, anon
>>146499727
Big highlander looking for cute and pure tanned/chococat to lovingly EB and protect on Balmung..
>>146499487
i personally don't care if the degenerates get off on it as long as I get to establish myself as the superior
I could step on people all day if it came to it:^)
>>146499713
Sure, I'll come in as a mch after I'm done with decorating my house
>>146499817
Is that the one based off my elezen..?
>>146499020
You're disgusting
>>146499963
>Shitto calling anyone disgusting
>>146499963
>>146499931
more moonies
>>146499095
i do it for fun really just because i like numbers and money and all the market shit that comes with it because i'm autistic
it sounds hella cliche but since this is mostly just a side thing and for funsies, i buy shares in this gold company (nugt) here and there
i bought in at 98 monday and just held for today, and because the pound fucking tanked overnight the stock of the company i invested in skyrocketed and at opening today it was spiked to almost the highest it's been in the last year (it peaked sometime last month at like 130 or so i guess)
so if you have the money to do it as a hobby it's pretty fun, the profit margin is kinda whack unless you really make a smart investment, a 650 return on a 3 grand investment woulda been pretty nice but since the site was being a cunt earlier i wasn't able to sell when it peaked.
>>146499443
The worst part is that they still come to me with all of their problems.
>>146499932
I'll be waiting by the lighthouse thing close to the south side of the map
>>146499932
if you're cg it's based off a mock up one you posted
>>146499727
White Mage gear is getting lewder and lewder. I can only imagine what 4.0 White Mage gear will look like.
Fun Times With Friends
>>146500183
Yea it's me. I'm happy you like it!
>>146500087
Ok, see you soon!
>>146499963
I want THIS cat to tie me up and slap me around and berate me.Then let me pet it for hours.
I'm not familiar with levekits, and I want to make one for my alt so I could get a crafter to 50 and farm moogle quests for fiber. Out of weaver/carpenter/armorer, which one would be the least troublesome to make?
>>146500194
like this, hopefully.pls yoshi
>>146499727
I'm prescribing at least one Elezen a day, or two midlander.
>>146500065
Maybe I should just slice you up instead of giving away all these free pictures
>tfw it needs to be winter already.
>>146500392
>>146499727
>>146500503
I can't agree more.
>>146500334
Why would I let you pet me, can >>146500437 join in on insulting you?
>>146499727
This outfit is pretty cute.
Also, if you get your specialist soul, does it scale with your level or is it stuck on the level you consume it at? I don't wanna consume it an be stuck. It's been a long time since I had a crafter.
>>146500437
You're all talk. Hurry up and do it already. Just bring down your sword on them, for christ sake.
>>146500639
ugly
>>146500067
Sure, I'll hit you up in game for the required apps and stuff. What's a good starting budget for it?
>>146500652
It scales, meaning it works just like the combat job stones.
>>146500643
very cute face. post lewds.
let's play video games and listen to shitty black people music
>>146500194
Considering we're heading for alamhigo, expect straps, straps everywhere for every single class.
>>146500652
what the fuck do you mean does it scale with your level
it gives you a flat increase and makes you a specialist you vapid whore
>>146500639
>>146500779
False. This cat is actually super cute and growing on me. I want it to BULLY me fiercely.
*drinks ironically*
>>146500652
>tfw I'll never eb this cat
I want to die.
>tfw your realize ARF is slowly starting to kill you inside
>>146500839
If they had a Lulu like dress for Black Mage, I would instantly main that class.
>>146500992
It should kill you outside too
I sure hope no one posts beepy lewds...
>>146500992
holy shit
you should put some sort of warning before you post things like this
a man can only handle that much tummy at once you know
>>146497092
Pretty much anywhere in eastern la noscea
Bronze Lake
Vanu buildings or the big open ball cages
Empty house in tailfeather
Mor dhona upstairs has some nice secluded places, there's also a few places in azys lla I'm planning to go in the near future.
>>146497297
That soundspretty hot.
>>146498227
You can move to coerthas around 35-37, then northern thanalan around 40-42. Good luck with your suffering.
>>146500652
It works exactly like a job stone.
>>146500803
Thanks!
>>146500897
I was just asking a question, no need for harsh words! I didn't know if it locked at a certain level or if it still worked like a job stone.
>>146500957
>tfw I EB'd that cat
>tfw the other cats judge you behind you're back
>>146501105
wtf you can't even see the tummy-hole...
>tfw the backstabber gets backstabbed
>>146501323
Wait, when did they add the Tyrannosaurus skeleton?
>>146501323
Where is there a T Rex skeleton in Eorzea?
>>146501418
3.2
>>146501105
>>146500992
Why?
>tfw you get contracted to clean up Ul'dahI'm only one woman
>>146501418
>>146501441
they're housing items.
>>146501441
in that persons garden obviously
>>146501441
3.2
>>146500787
Your budget isn't really a huge issue i haven't bothered investing in much of anything besides the company i mentioned here and there. right now probably isn't the best time to invest because i feel it will have reached a peak today that will last for a little while, you're likely to lose money or only gain a little bit if you go in now, and at 114 a share currently it's not really worth your time to invest on it, a major currency doesn't exactly plummet in value every day, ya know?
more important is your willingness to accept that you might just lose some money here and there.
you gotta understand that you're not gonna "get rich quick" and you have potential to watch hundreds go down the drain. if your wallet and your heart can handle that it's pretty fun and smart timing will lead to profit just like today.
i usually invest 2-3000 at a time. I pull out if i start seeing my money disappear, i pull out if i start seeing it build to an acceptable profit margin. but you can honestly start as low as i'd say 500 (maybe lower, you can honestly just buy a share at a time just to get your feet wet and understand how things work) if you wanna wait for the right moment. you can also invest in other things but i don't really bother much since this is just something i do for fun
>>146501487
pissing everywhere isn't "cleaning", aaron.
>>146501323
who is this cute brown nose c@
please be my gf in game and irl
So what's the difference between /vg/'s free companies, which one to join?
>>146501634
Avoid them all.
>>146501634
They're all children who talk about each other 24/7. Don't join.
>>146501474
wow very nice.
>>146501634
>playing with /vg/
>>146501634
on which server?
>>146496937
>>146497121
>>146497410
dooooo iiiiiit
Who wears the maid outfit the best and why is it ftelor?
>>146501634
There are no official ones and the best thing you can do is avoid them and anyone who constantly posts avatars in the thread
>>146501105
tummy, you say?someone plz buy me this
>>146501816
Arent you rich as hecc?
>>146501765
Is your static dead yet? My WAR quit the game and I hear stratos is good
>>146501765
me tbqh
>>146501838
he doesn't play the game besides to like level every once in a while and erp on the bench
>>146501734I really love this KFC meme, you've got a good gimmick going.
>>146501816
i will if you become myfriend with benefits.
i'm completely serious, so rev up that erp.
>>146501903
>>146501816
Dont do it!
>>146501838
no, i have 2.2 mil
i have 0 crafters and gatherers at 50/60, and i also don't sell runs
>>146501884
>backpedaling
nice
>>146501903
ok pst
>>146501845
>tfw the meme team is at the top of their game right now and no one will get kicked
the ebin stars have finally aligned
>>146501701
Whichever, I'd like to start playing and want to know characteristics for each guild.
>>146501765
>>146501857
You look like an Oompa Loompa tbqh.
>>146501893
>>146501857
>ugly nigga aura
>shit hair
>white scales
>sub ps3 graphics
no
>>146501986
>top of their game
>stratos
>>146501968
Did they PST? Ill lose all >respect if you do lewds for an outfit.
>tfw your dirty little secret became just another regret
Sigh...
>>146502148
will you be my gf?
>>146502042
I thought it was female exclusive
>>146502148
Are you over the age of 18?
>>146502210
im sure stratos will cause a scene like always and leave in a month anyways
or ftelor will have one final meltdown, leaving them without a white mage
>>146502169
huh?
>>146502169
what's wrong with chocolate raen?
>>146502148
Nah fuck that who is that cute cat on the far left?
>>146502307
You made Puttel transfer, thanks from all of us.
>>146501845
stratos is fucking awful
>>146502343
If the vagina card wasn't in play, who would proci have replaced her with by now?
>>146501603
R.M obv. Casca cats the Qtiest of QTs
>>146502236
of course i'm not gonna erp with someone for an outfit dood
though someone did just come and give it to me for free, thank you!!!
>>146502487
I think it's more of a "painfully average."
>>146502496
they dont know anyone else, that's why he dragged her along in the first place.
>>146502496
but ftelor is actually competent
Lonely miqote looking for
Oh forget it...
>>146502551
so this... is the power... of ebinism...
damn.....
>>146501603
depends
>>146502338
yes
>>146502386
someone's retainer
>>146502551
he's lying, we're in her private chambers as we speak
>>146502702
who is this cum summoner
>>146502551
great, now you can look like every other terrible player in this game
>>146502621
as a dps yes, but breaking down in tears mid raid does not sound like the definition of a capable healer.
>>146502551
tfw I was gonna buy you it but got beat
>>146502343
Since stratos joined that static has almost died five different times, and not a single one was because of him.
>>146502423
Holy shit, I think you might be right
ahahaha, that's great
>>146502825
stop trying to defend yourself fagtos fairclough
>Tfw no elezen meido
>>146502702
WHO is this huggable cat? I wanna marry it!
>>146502825
>he's not dying so he must be doing well!
are you really this dense?
>>146502921
can you not read or something?
>>146502921
you really have 0 reading comprehension
>>146502551
Do you want the bottom or is it too lewd?
>>146502825
Stratos detected
i wouldnt be surprised if the other tank quit this shit
>>146502793
I find that hard to believe
>>146502568
Yes, fucking awful.
>>146502676
yes
thanks again to the person that got me it
u know who u are...
>>146502737
don't lie bitch
>>146502793
fine by me, i love it
>>146502794
it's ok, we can still be friends
>>146503036
wtf it costs so much tho
>>146503109
>he didn't watch the streams
>that night the meme teme didn't raid because godspeed was too busy having a gay orgy in his drug den
>>146502972
>>146503007
perhaps if you could properly use commas then I wouldn't have misread that.
(not you)
lets eat, grandpa
(you)
lets eat grandpa
>>146502901
>>146503141
Is that a yes? Wont buy it if you arent gonna use it over that one.
>>146502901
>tfw no Elezen Butler..
>>146503214
That works rather well with the pale eyes, good job.
>>146503109
i dont blame you for doubting, but it fucking happened and thats all there is to it
>>146501765
Nobody can beat me ~
>>146503254
idk i'd wear it if i had it, but i don't /need/ it
only buy it if you're 100% certain and also a gil goblin so that said money means nothing to you
>>146503183
this is actually a literal thing that unironically happened yes
i remember it like it was yesterday....
>>146502793
ftelor is fine ur a dummy
she's actually made strides in just the time i've been in the group, her and kumfi work pretty well together too.
not sure if she still doesn't enjoy healing much but she's better at it than even when i joined which was only like 6 weeks ago
>>146503417
Any other parts you would want instead or glimglams?
>>146503214
>Black haired, Pale skinned, Elezen Demon-Maid
I never knew I needed this, but holy hells do I ever now need this.
You've freshly minted a new degenerate anon.
>>146503390
Fuck off, pedo.
>>146503461
real talk how bad is stratos
how soon is he getting kicked
>>146503390
Do you think you could kill Paks in a cage fight?
>>146503417
Would youink on my faceand let meclean you upif I did?
>>146503417
Shy post a cute MAID outfit
>>146503480
uhhh
i really don't wanna drain your gil dude
>>146503591
depends on who u are desu . . .
pst / ...
>>146503593
i wish dude
tfw english
>>146503461
whatever, they still cried
proci would drop them in an instant for a much better healer and you know it
>>146503567
mmm... depends of the cage, I think both have different ideas of what a cage is ~
>>146503790
Do you like___straight men?
>>146503874:3c
>>146503790
post creepshots of moni
>>146503839
proci isn't going to be making any decisions about dropping anyone in any case so nah, he wouldn't. telor is also more capable than you make her out to be so it's really not an issue.
>>146503563
stratos is dumb and his brain is on dial up
but i no longer have any desire to replace him and he's performed well this week
>>146503969
>calling people dumb and slow witted
You're a bigger cunt that Berke man
This isn't even a joke tier
>>146503790
Youre a darn EURO?
>>146504056
>saying Berke
Hi ippiki
>>146504063
how fucking new are you
>>146504063
It's pretty obvious. English people talk like they are retarded.
>>146504056
Stratos is real quick witted, don't know what you're talking about. Seems like you've never talked to him before. He's kinda retarded though.
>>146503915
how cute are you?
>>146503964
no, moni, i can't do that
you can do that yourself :^)
>>146504063
i'm english dude
well, british
>>146504191
have you played with him
he's like the most slow witted person in the static
read his search info that's literally the joke
he performs fine now and sometimes i'm even impressed but he just... his brain fizzles on him sometimes.
>>146504056
as above
that's my boy, i love stratos
he's just a dummy lol.
WHAT
DO
I
MAIN
>>146504191
Could have fooled me.
>>146504308
BLACK
MAGE
>>146504308
Make your own decision, binch
