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Cheese EG edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous >>146190570
BROTHERMAN BILL
There will still be people with terrible The Dunning–Kruger syndrome even after Secret and EG stomp teams from 1k MMR to 6k MMR in Open Qualifiers
BROTHERMAN BILL
BROTHERMAN BILL
First for our guy LD
1st for lolda
>People thought EG and Secret wouldn't stom
p opens
Lol, regional is actually where things would get interesting.
First for awoo at the qualifiers.
ODpixel is fucking sheevers boipucci and you're not
get over it, kid
Are dotards the ugliest esporters?
>od memeing all over sheever
Threadly reminder
that
S
W
N
L
>should have gotten like 5k points from manila predictions, 9 predictions were right
>actually got zero points
GIVE ME MY FUCKING POINTS VOLVO
>>146201515
She would be if not for her weight desu
>>146201239
lol pro players still exist
How's Secret and EG doing on open qualifiers ?
I really want them to lose
>>146201726
THICC
>>146201739
oh grandpa told me about that meme the other day
it was the hot shit back in 2006 right?
>Valve releases a 130mb patch
>Has the AUDACITY to not include Immortals 2
WHAT THE FUCK GABE HOLY SHIT
>>146201726
that's her? hahahaha
Got my points, fucking finally!
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
>>146201896
yours makes 13
>Polarity vs Dread+Waga
OD CAN'T UNDERSTAND BANEPOSTING
DROPPED
UUUU
od is literally not our guy
BANE!?
>>146201269
>tfw i cum as much
>OD not knowing about bane
>>146201896
Agreed fellow redditor! This place just isn't for us. I say we go back to a website where we belong.
>He doesn't even know about Bane
Yeah OD evidently doesn't visit here that much.
I can't think of anything else that's been spammed so constantly for years.
>ODReddit doesn't know baneposting
not our guy
>tfw you send a message to her
>tfw she doesnt reply
>OD is our guy
>"what is bane lol"
>thats not bamham
>>146201962
>"literally who" is the same as not knowing someone
first day here?
>>146202079
bruno is our guy
>OD doesnt know about bane
You guys said he was our guy.
odpixel and sheever confirmed NOT our guys
od trying so hard to hide his power level
>guys i'm not that dumb
>sheever
Why is sheever SO FUCKING DUMB JUST KYS HER ALREADY
OD knows it he is just pretending to be retarded so Sheever doesn't think him a fucking weirdo :3
>OD not knowing about baneposting
WHAT
THE
FUCK
NOT
OUR
GUY
>>146202117
source me familia
>>146202117
fucking gross
>>146201962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
didn't know what this is
how is OD ever considered "our guy" just for shilling his stream here a couple times?
i bet he never even watched the porno we made
>people still not realizing OD is pretending
how stupid can you be guys?
>HE DOESN'T "GET" BANE
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
>HE DOESN'T "GET" BANE
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
>HE DOESN'T "GET" BANE
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
>HE DOESN'T "GET" BANE
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
Simply epic
>>146202117
nice
BAMBOE BROODMOMA
BAMBOE DOTO
Look at Owen's face.
He knows that scene. He knows that scene back to front.
>OD probably doesn't even know about Toddposting
how's he our guy anyway?
>>146201515
H I G H T E S T
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
>>146202060
He might be new but baneposting hasn't been at its absolutely omnipresent status for at least a couple years. It's conceivable that someone could visit d2g every once in a while in the modern age without seeing it, or at least remembering it.
/tv/ is a permanent wasteland unfortunately and like Chernobyl can never recover.
great. i got a warning for exposing all the weeaboos and virginity in this god damn thread.
enjoy the takeover of anime and reddit, faggots. i've done all i could.
>spain
>>146202147
This.
Redditors here don't know about hiding your power level in front of 40k people
>>146202164
>>146202119
>>146202204
>They don't know about hiding your power level
yeah reddit memes epic xd haha rite?
>limbo on steam for free
thx reddit!
another game to sit unplayed in my library
>>146202084
Who fa/tv/irgin here?I stopped browsing it regularly a couple of years ago thoug
WHO /AM QUAL SOLO/ HERE!?
>>146202238
this.
>>146202204
Yeah, he's not a 28 years old NEET living with his parents
Is he pretending to be retarded? How do you not know CIA?
>>146202251
>/tv/ is a permanent wasteland unfortunately and like Chernobyl can never recover.
>implying this place is any better
/d2g/ is literally "haha memes" right now
>>146202287
Yeah, just before OD told Sheever that D2G is the thing you don't talk on stream about
>>146202171
THANK you
Lactation is fucking disgusting
>>146201962
whatever happened to zyori and moonduck?
are they dead?
>>146202117
>tfw will never be fed breast milk from a mommy gf
>>146202194
>the porno we made
That thing is out? what's the title I recall the director asking for pointers many months ago
THE BEST
>VISAGE MID
VISAGE FUCKING MID BOYS
>the best
Jesus christ I've not heard this in years.thank fuck I allways hated it.
THE BEST
>>146202460
"Meme Lover"
THE BEST
http://store.steampowered.com/app/449830
THE BEST
>sheever said she didnt know about the scene or movie
>"Littlefinger gets thrown off the plane"
>>146202492me 2
>>146201287
why is this person allowed anywhere
>>146202313
>not being a /sp/a/stic
nigga u gay
>>146202391
It's not, just the girls who actually do it on video are always disgusting.
WHo the fuck levels morph 1st on waterguy?
>>146202460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk
heres the trailer
WHEN I WAS
>not knowing 7th ELEMENT
w e w
>>146202546
She read a donation
>tfw you liked Vitas before he turned into a meme
>>146202460
don't even bother.
It's just a shallow flick.
>>146202568
Everyone?
Why is ODpixel watching all those old ass meme videos
>OD proceeds to play other meme shit to take the topic away from baneposting
>its working here
>>146202498
Don't forget meme lover 2 brother
I know you'll read this later OD you fiending fuck I love you.
>>146202692
Because the undeage memeing retards that make up the twitch peanut gallery love that shit
just look around you
>>146201598
No way
>>146202568
dude, FREE stats
Was there any info on imo2?
Any leaked images?
also, did eg and secret get eliminated from open brackets already?
>>146202769
If only they could be gentlemen of superior taste like you
>>146201598
That's a girl?
She looks like my fat guy friend from middle school.
Is Trixi playing?
Was the frenchie secretly our guy?
>>146202865
I'm just old and heard this all before years ago
>>146201962
SOE IS TOUCHING THE HAND
THAT HAND
FROM WAIFUTIER TO SHITTIER IN ONE (1) IMAGE
B A M B O E D
>>146202873
who is that girl
>>146202916
same, so why are you calling them underage
It's nice to be reminded of old memes once in a while
I hope you're all cheering for our guy S4 to make TI6
>>146202873
Ye finnstack
>>146203051
who?
Does anyone know how Alabama Niggers are doing ?
They beat Fcukin Team today
>>146203078
is *ALABAMA NIGGERS* actual team in qualifiers? lmao
>>146202894
No, he is the literal embodiment of reddit
>>146203123
yeah someone screened it last night
>>146202873
Trixi always be playing
>>146202873
finnstack lost in 1st open quali because rexis computer updated to windows 10 in the middle of the game: https://twitter.com/Rexitus/status/745350837405364224?lang=en
theres still a chance for him, though
>>146203051
After he robbed Zai?
Yeah no thanks
>od misses a kill
>rewinds
>misses another kill
how come this general talks about reddit more than reddit talks about reddit
>>146203128
>implying the frenchies aren't our guys
REMEMBER AAA ON ESL
LITERALLY OUR GUYS
>>146203051
nigga u jokin?
This is honestly embarrassing
>>146203193
explain
>>146203283
he robbed zai's ti5 first place by choking
>Secret gets an easy run while teams like Polarity and Wagastack are put against eachother
lmao nice tournament
>>146203283
After they lost at TI5, S4 got mad, punched Zai in the face and stole his keyboard and mouse.
>>146203283
S4 choked harder than any player in the history of dota.
Zai played fucking nuclear but you cant win without a mid laner.
>>146203236
i'd make the second guy from the left my meido
And Alliance whines about not getting invite when they play like this.
When does Chi Long Qua stream?
cyborgfat stealing memes from the chat
>>146203407
>>146203476
>>146203476
oh, I know of this, I thought you meant he literally stole zai's shit.
>>146203457
there's no way this happened.
>>146203189
but they're playing now in game.
>>146203476
I could've played better than him that game desu
>>146203232
They BTFO, who was it, EG, in CSGO at ESL right?
>>146203638
really? then i guess they dont ahve a problem. go finnstack
>>146203620
>>146203808
POP THAT BUBBLE
>>146203765
>can't stay up to 3am
what are you some kind of normie
>>146203808
delete this
>>146203808
there's something really monkey like about this picture and I can't put my finger on it
>>146203808
>>146203558
completely baffling
>>146203808
Wow, she looks like a monkey... i wonder why no one says this more
>>146203887
>kellyfear
SOMEONE POST IT
>>146203765
Is DOTA 2 pro scene just a little homosexual club for good dota players?
>>146203808
STOP THIS NOW
GOLEM GET YE GONE
GOLEM GET YE GONE
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Here's to hoping wagafagga loses
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>146203476
>S4 wasn't COMFORTABLE
t.Arteezy
Kek that cuckold swede literally needs 24/7 real life babysitting to spoonfeed him and change his diapers to not play like a 2k shitlord
>>146203808
fuck why is kelly so sexy
>>146203887
somebody post the webm
>golem get ye gone
>>146203968
tab back in waga
God damn it's nice to watch two somewhat competent teams play.
>why don't you listen to me
It was too good to last my friends.
>>146204052
LMAO 2 GOLEM?!
>>146204013
OD has been using this meme for a long time
guys im tired
thought I could make it through the whole secret run
turns out im weak and frail
really wanted to share in the experience of secret getting beaten with all of you while its happening
cya tomorrow =(
>>146203968
based Legion Commander
>>146203997
Yeah but when there's doubting and cold war going on with RTZ and Kuro it does make a difference.I'm not defending S4 though, fuck him
>>146204013
golem get ye gone
>>146204080
What happend anon?
>>146204140
sleep tight peter
>>146203997
>cuckold
have you seen his girlfriend? he stole her from G
>>146204215
Have you not seen G's new girl?
He obviously upgraded.
>>146203620
Is it impossible for kelly to not look just AWFUL? Like she looks like a subhuman monster in every picture
>>146204306
>pretend
h-haha yes p-pretend
>>146204013
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>Got five levels from my Manila predictions
FREE POINTS?
>>146204306
>""""""""""pretend""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emxumavBU3M
1ST FOR OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY LADS
>>146204367
dear G..
>this stream
>>146204367
WOW ANOTHER ESPORT GROUPIE WOW
>>146201515
More like MANne.
LOL
>>146204506
>That chin
WAGA TAKE MY ENERGY
>internet has been down for whole day
>backup internet gives 250+ ping with 1k ping spikes, making dota unplayable
>>146201726
nth for traxex
>>146204496
the point is she looks a lot better lmao
>>146204553
There's nothing pleasurable for the girl except the feeling of being a bully.
>BTS with Anneedroid at 4,7k and going lower slowly
>2nd stream at 700 viewers with llama
lmao wtf
What time does EG start so I can see them get smashed?
>>146204581
>playing dota during tier 3 esports
>>146204553absolutely fucking love it
>>146204581
>BLOG DURIGN FUNNY ESPORT
>>146204553
The girl gets no pleasure because she has no dick, you retard. Guys get pleasure because of the prostate
Did Jimmy seriously lose SEA qualifiers?
Hey guys r8 my desktop
t. wagamama
>That's the scientific name
>>146204805
Yes.
>>146204824
Not better than mine
t. not finn
>>146204805
>NA too hard
>go SEA
>lose
haha classic jimbo neutron
>>146204805
Yes
>>146204824
>bottom left
nice
>>146204906
Fuck off
>>146204806
G probably got tired of her loosened up groupie cunt
>>146204805
Wasn't he in Peru?
>tfw this stream got me motivated to start playing ranked again and move up to the 6k nightmare land
WHO HERE /MOTIVATED/
>secret is still not playing
>eg doesn't play for at least another hour
And I'm out of work now too, g-guess I'll keep watching OD.
>>146205034
You lucky piece of shit. I'm in Canada and have to deal with 34+ right now and the last few days. CANADA. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COLD FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
>>146205240gipsy actually
>feeling warm with 23 C
Just remove your parka lmao
>>146205292
chotto matte?
>>146205034
Like above 15c and I feel like fucking dying
when are the /vg/ masters this year
>>146205512
Ask reddit
>>146205512
Never because that was redditshit.
>>146205598
partially, yes
seriously fuck the dutch lmao
>>146205512
>the reditmasters
?
>>146205643
>plastic soulless slavic cockwhores
(puke)
>>146205707
Yes I'm sure it would be absolutely kowaii if they were two pan faced slants instead.
>>146205707
Yeah but I'd still like to see them fuck desu
>>146205858
It might be a while, but i'm still hoping they get eliminated by literal nobodies.
>wake up
>waga out
why even live
>>146205830
reminder bamboe banged the shit out of that karen gillan lookalike despite being 4'9" tippytoeing and on a meme team
>>146205034
Fuck you 4chan its not spam
>>146205892
It's literally just another extreme, you maximalist cunt
>Lea will never be perma-banned
YOU HOE
>>146206025
for whom?
>>146206002
>this russian had an ugly dick
>>146205830
Reminder bamboe tapped that after
>>146205707
>being a fag
lmao
>>146206081
neither of us, unfortunately
WAHOOOOOOOO
>Can now watch Waga lose again, from his perspective.
God bless stream delay
>>146206065
>>146206130
Didn't Bamboe say he didn't and it wouldn't have worked anyway because of the height difference?
>>146206065
Bamboe's game is pretty well known. When Zephyr was in Korea he didn't even practice with the team, just went to clubs and fucked gooks.
>>146205858
>>146206036
Literally impossible at this point, even if they lose now they'd be losing to Polarity.
>>146206068
yeah nice blog faggot kys
>>146206068
>Fuck you 4chan its not spam
might as well be
>>>/blogspot/
>good luck in the next qualifier
waga on suicide watch
>>146206305
and basically YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
wager
Who evil and genius here?
>>146206223
If I was on Zephyr I wouldn't even try either desu
>Waga duels an illusion
>>146206312
He was playing with russian analysts for fun.
I'm surprised they made it to round 4. Thought they'd be out by round 3 when I watched their scrims yesterday.
>>146206130
that makes me sad and gives me hope at the same time
>>146206529
he was playing with the dreadz memestack
is Kaipi done for today?
>>146205707
Are you gay?
How many burgers until EG starts playing?
>>146206657
bout tree fiddy
>>146206635
I tough i was gay and not a dota fan, welp i guess im!
WAGAMAMA SENT INTO THE ABYSS
LUCKILY HE GETS ANOTHER SHOT AT FAILURE
>>146206657
3 hours 15 minutes 14 seconds in the future
Are Dotards better at League than League is at Dotard?
>>146206635
What the fuck is that supposed to be on Lina's wrist?
>>146206596
No, they've waiting on the next team.
>>146206792
I'm sure Dota pros would be diamonds in 2 days
LoL pros would take a month to reach 3k
>>146206779
wtf is wrong with this guy
>>146206809
Dragon skulll
>>146206142
>>146206635
>someone doesn't like overly photoshopped pics of bland slavic women with literal tons of shitty makeup on them
>lol you gay
ugh?
>>146206779
He literally doesn't give a shit.
He's fucking swimming in streaming money.
>>146206792
dota is way too complicated for lolbabs
>>146206809
my dick
>>146206779
> :D
We know you're crying Waga
>>146206456
?
Zephyr made around 150k in their ~6 months in korea
>>146206779
>trying this hard to be the well mannered guy even though he will never be good enough for a proper team
the persona he build for his stream is fucking done, he should just disappear
>>146204748
When the fuck arent esports going on? Or is that the joke.
>>146206945
Remember when Loda used to be so passive-aggressive on Twitter that you could tell how fucking furious he was by the amount of smileys he posted? Those were the fucking DAYS.
>>146206895
He wants to be a "pro" player again, not a fucking shitstreamer on anti depressants lmao
>>146206792
Several dota players have had low-tier team success upon switching to League
Not a single League player (that played seriously at any point) has ever done the same in dota to my knowledge, although iceiceice did play both at one point IIRC
>>146207030
>North America
literallyNothing.jpg
Condolences dotards. You had a good run.
>>146206992
I'm pretty sure he makes more money streaming than a lot of lower level teams make playing in dota2.
Have you seen the donations he gets? Fans are ridiculous.
>>146207030
You could fill out official player info any time you wanted, you were just prompted to do so if you got top 200.
>>146207128
I hope you are getting paid for this
>smegma butter
fug :d
>>146206779
God I hope he kills himself.
>>146207067
>again
>>146207128
Thank fuck, now you can move to Overwatch general and start desperately watching other games' player statistics for them instead of for us.
>>146207219
>trixi.ebin :D
how can one man be so based
>>146207061
>used to
Lol, he's more passive aggressive than ever.
>>146207061
THis cucks does it as well
>rime stack vs sing stack
OH FUGG
>>146206779
I can't wait for this ned flanders asshole to snap
>>146207365
rip rime
>>146207128
$0.00 was added to your account.
>>146207219
>finstack
Good luck you glorious bastards
>>146207413
kek!
Always wondered about that...
>>146207128
That's just sales. Doesn't count people like my brother that have already moved on.
If you want a real indication of DOTA dying you should look at how we're not even on track to top last years prizepool.
>>146207441
Fucking kek
>>146207061
I hate passive aggressive so much. Grow some balls beta fucks
>>146207523
>>If you want a real indication of DOTA dying you should look at how we're not even on track to top last years prizepool.
[citation needed]
>>146207558
why don't you try and do something about it :)
>>146207523
How so?
>>146207219
not for the right team but god bless finnstack anyway
What was the strongest team of all time in comparison to other times during that time?
>>146207128
What exactly is heroes on deck mean?
>>146207635
kill
>>146207664
Backstabby McLittleSweShit and Old Meme
>>146207664
me on the right
>>146207728
Pre-TI5 Secret
>>146207365
>>146207417
did someone say rime
>>146207728
DTS.chatrix
>>146207775
Reminder that Koreans got better at the game than brits
where do I see na oq brackets?
>>146207728
Alliance dominated 7 months in 2013 like no other team.
Lost like one LAN?
Na'Vi 2011-2013 is probably the longest running tier-1 team
>>146207664
He looks like a nigger with fair skin.
Those nostrils god damn...
>>146207664
Clinton looks like a nice person there
>>146207664
Ludovicus has a weird nose desu senpaitachi
>>146207775
BEESA IS CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTEI can't wait to see him at TI
>>146207912
he's a finngol/swede mix obviously
>>146207837
Reminder that AUSTRALIA got better at the game than Britain
>>146207647
>>146207572
As you can see, at the current rate it won't top TI5.
Valve's Jewry is starting to cannibalize itself.
Who here ranked anxiety?
>>146207837
reminder UKdota is the strongest
>>146207951
im so hyped for the summit
>>146207894
TI3 Alliance was ridiculous, literally the whole patch was catered to them. Every hero they could play the best were the best heroes that patch.
Other than that, dunno. I started around after TI1 and I never saw another utter dominating team other than maybe the Chinese during TI2.
What does this mean?
>>146207971
>one australian
vs
>two brits
>>146207304
Everyone hates you, Finland.
>>146208017
FUCK, IT STARTED ALREADY
thanks nathan
>>146207985
it'll top it. They still have 2 immortal treasures to release.
>>146207985
You should post that it won't reach the prizepool because TI4 and 5 had like a full month more to raise money
>>146207985
You see, I didn't want to dismiss you right away.
But now, I can lmao @ur life with no rebuttal in sight.
>>146208083
Na'Vi came to TI2 and dominated the Chinese teams after first day shit performance.
If you go to TI2 and check their score vs. Invictus Gaming they're literally tied in main event matches, them being only team they didn't roll over, but went even in total score.
>>146208118
PTR only
>>146208145
That's also a big issue, to be honest.
>>146208141
Check out the last bump. It won't be enough to push it above the line.
>>146208047
>implying that the owner of newbee won't just casually drop a few thousand to steal the redemption spot
>>146207985
Did they remove the Unified goals thing this year? I haven't been checking dota for quite some while but last compendium I bought they had something where if the prize pool reached certain amounts they would like do arcane choices and whatnot or reworks.
>>146208256
It's funny because I'm sure you aren't even pretending to be retarded.
OD is such a fuckboi
>>146208256
who even cares lmao
is this what you dedicate your time to
>>146208372
Nah mate, check the page.
They're set to be eliminated in one and a half days
>>146208325
Yes, the stretch goals are gone and have been replaced with nothing. Getting rewards is far more costly hence the decrease in prize pool growth.
>>146208314
>regularly emplyed as a caster
>neet
m8...
>>146208087
Miracle = 2.25 Fakers
>>146208331
Check the graph, retard.
The first bump from the first immortals were fucking minimal. There's no way the next ones will be larger. There's no way aside from Valve fixing the prizepool that it will surpass TI5
Hey dudebros I'm getting tired I'm gonna miss the sing game and the last secrekt game
>>146208613
Yep, you are a retard.
K P A C U B O
>>146208613
Because it totally needs to surpass it?
>LMAO GAME IS DEAD WHEN IT WONT SURPASS THE RECORD IT SETS FOR ITSELF YEAR AFTER YEAR
Is this what little kekkolds like you are delegated to whine about when you can't whine about your shit game having more twitch views?
top kek
>having to play a bo1 decider at 2AM
simply ebin from Valve
>>146208047
>UK DOTA
>2GD, ODPixel, Beesa, and Cyborgmatt will no longer be considered European in two days
Britbongs should be celebrating
uk please SHIT ON shitshit
>>146208802
>he can't play notmally at 2am
m8 these peoples are nerds, they're used to staying in front of the pc till 6 in the morning
>>146208263
I honestly dislike his personality all in all.
It's kind of hard to explain but he is insufferable at times, mostly when he's casting.
He's the kind of guy that would probably make a based bro snap at him telling him to shut the fuck up then girls would look at said bro like he just kicked a puppey.
Hope that clears it.
>>146208647
Is PA broken?
To the anon that told me to listen to this, thanks bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnMJfHjAq8
>rime
>relevant
why are they showing this game
>>146209029
he watched house of cards
MVP is the sign of gook dominance and it's only matter of time until the western genocide happens
>>146208897
>won't be european
that's not how it works anon
You are permanently banned from talking in odpixel.
>>146205034
>It's gonna be hot some days too
>All that muggy weather.
Summer is gonna suck.
>>146208047
are these 5 the UK team playing now ?
>>146209102
They literally have to restart an entire deceased scene for that to happen.
>>146209029
He's referring to the 2nd immortals chest
Rime?
>>146209147
no beesa is with FDL and meep isnt on that picture
>>146209129
What did you say?
>>146208613
Are we looking at the same graph?
This year's first immortal bump is greater then previous years, and the next bumps can easily carry it to 20m.
Generally, people who know their shit speculate that it will fall around 20-22m (cyborgmatt, patch guy, and some others)
>>146209223
>https://www.twitch tv/zambrella101
rime
why are 30k+ people watching odpixel and sheever flirt with each other on stream
>>146209223
but the asian guy ?, reason being that he goes to my uni
was rime actually flaming cwm or are they friends
What the fuck, why is Rime playing the carry?
This isn't how it's supposed to work.
>>146208569
has this man ever acted normally? it baffles me how retarded he is sometimes like asking stupid stuff on twitter like he can't google. Then he claims he had very good grades at school. He's an irl "i've been pretending to be retarded for 10 years"
>>146209281
because tfw no gf
>>146209242
he le does it for free xdd
>Implying NADOTA won't send beesa back to his rainy socialisy island trascan.
>>146209298
thats supercell, not on this team
What the hell are these idiots doing? Core venge and trying to force the push before they get a pipe, why?
>pick timber
>win
~_____~
dota related post that has to do with dota from a dota stream caster by dota CASTERS DOTA FUCK AND YOU DELETE IT LMAO
>>146208092
>1 Australian invited, playing for the strongest team from the 2nd strongest region
>vs 1 playing open qualifier, 1 playing regional qualifier
>>146209281
Because its 10x better than BTS
>When SingSing, Bamboe, and ComeWithMe AKA MOUZSPORTS gank you
>>146209281
Because the alternative stream related to qualifiers is BTS
Only times I've ever seen Bamboe has been on a dogshit Night Stalker.
>>146209539
This guy did.
>>146209557
they're in her house
>>146209557
its the other way around, the fuckboi is at her house in the netherlands
>>146209539
Turns out Miracle is considerably better than Kalle.
>>146209662
Your part toward what?
>>146209710
Despite what you might think this isn't /int/
>>146209539
>based jannie deleting this offtopic trash
>>146209710
What do you expect?
His job is to delete things on 4chan. He's not even a mod. He has no real responsibility. He is the home owners association member of the internet.
Deleting posts is the only fulfilling thing in his life.
>deleting alder beano
He's a player for the DOTA 2 team FDL
Jannie has lost his mind it seems
Is FINSTACK still on?
>sheever with the casual pee pee innuendo
this is getting comfy and tight knit
Hello?
Defense of the Ancients
I like dota
comanche is fucking dogshit
>>146210025
no you don't
Does anyone here like Dota 2?
Dota 2 anyone?
Dota 2?
Which hero is the most TOLKIEN-ESQUE, dotards?
>Kaipi destroying UK dota
>>146209710
based dongfix
Fuck the jannies
wait what happened I missed it
what did he post?
>>146209929
trying to break base against tinker void right now.
>>146210147
delete this
>doing last WR quest
>i am doing it for literal 10th time
>i either finish game in under 35 and can't complete it in time or i complete it but we lose
>stomp with wr last game
>get shitload of double shackles
>still lose
>both axe and bristle on my time have bm, crimson, pipe
fml senpai
>>146210113
Treant
>>146210161
pajkat looks like he fell into a bowl of bleach as an infant
>>146210092
I've consistently hated this piece of shit game for at least 9 months now. The game is garbage now thanks to reddibalance and powercreeping
How the fuck can lolbabbies live with themselves when they will never have a pro remotely on par with miracle?
Dota
Two
What is with this overly lewd shit? It was funny at first, now it's just pathetic
>>146210236
didn't read a word of this blog
>>146210295
what about that faker guy? isn't he like a bonjwa or something?
DELETE YOUR OWN POSTS QUICK
DON'T GIVE JANNY THE SATISFACTION
>>146210267
Looks like an acid attack victim
i really love dota 2
>>146209818
Then why the fuck there isn't any consistency what is banned and what is not?
There was fucking 2-3 threads full of posting about Libya, Russia and US and /pol/ and nothing got fucking deleted.
ERP'ing avatarfaggots is a fucking bannable offense site wide and that shit stays here in these threads no matter if you report them or not
Should make a thread about the fucking ass retarded moderation of /d2g/, this shit is fucking windmill at this point and basically sabotages the thread
>>146210092
Only patch I truly fucking hated (I stopped playing DOTA 2) was the Troll+Sniper Sny+Skadi turtle 60+minute game meta. First time I deleted dota2 since 2011.
>>146210376
>Jannytard didn't even realize what happens when you selectively and without any precedent remove posts
>Ruins the thread to all fuck
Jannytard confirmed for newfaggot
Also btw. DOTA 2 != Defense of the Ancients 2 due to copyrights lads get your facts straight
This post is dota2 related jannykvck
Timbersaw nerfs when?
>rime's team getting shittalked by fucking SHEEVER
DELETE THIS
>>146209398
No, it's Toto
Goodbye UK Dota dream.
DELET THIS
>>146210523
jannys are the ones doing the ERP animefaggot thing in the first place
>>146210543
Probably after qualifiers.
>>146209846
Home owner association member while he doesn't even own a home.
Basically some hobos on a power trip in a suburb
is there a tournament bracket page being updated live? the liquipedia one doesnt seem to be updating too fast.
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Open_Qualifiers
>>146210583
you'll be missed
>>146210438
Uhh, what? I can delete my posts? How? I haven't seen 'Delete' here in 8 months or something.
>>146210641
WEV LAD WELL WONT THAT MAKE SENSE hell of a lot now
>>146210682
try logging into faceit and seeing it from there
>>146210682
On the faceit site.
Wait what's going on I just came in to check if something happened in the open qualis and it's all OD/Sheever and some post deleting drama.
Hey jany how does it feel to be a complete and utter failure at life
>>146210543
>barely been meta for long
>WAAAH NERFS PLS
go fuck yourself weeb
>THESE THROWS
singsing what the fug
What are you doing guys, janitor is pissed
I WANT TO READ SOME NICE BLOG
>>146210682
faceit dot com
>>146210543
wow, whos the qt mate?
Who's this Furion player for SSD?
>>146210751
+1 to be honest
>this thread
RIME?
>>146210815
neta aka the coon
t2/3 EU dota player
>>146210857
You know Kane & Lynch 2's Fragile Alliance game mode was pretty fucking fun.
>dongfix is back
>>146210921
what kind of edgelord chooses "the coon" as his tag, is that really what you want to represent yourself with
>>146210942
No there isn't goy, we couldn't have that could we?
lets post shizzles
I still believe.
>>146210785
They were trying to /pol/ and he was called in to stop it, but doesn't actually know anything about Dota 2 so it's hard. I feel bad.
what a stream
>>146211007
maybe he just likes raccoons
>beesa is a literal male model
Why would you try to go pro in dota (and always failing in qualifiers) instead of just having sex with hot chicks all day, going to the beach, and doing those things you only see in music videos?
THAT FUKCING RIME SALT IN THE CHAT
>>146211007
Who knows he'f cukin israeli
>>146211024
>Only has 400~ in the bank account
The fuck kind of shit is that.
>>146210942
there are less than 10 relevant teams out of 1024 anon, the odds 2 would end up in the same pool are extremely small
>>146211090
What did he say f a m?
>>146211007
A diehard south park fan?
>>146211087
>Why would you try to go pro in dota (and always failing in qualifiers)
Do you fucking passionless subjected-to-apathy-not-by-will faggots understand what it means to have a want to perform competitively
>>146210942
What the fuck, what is this janitor doing? Why is this deleted?
I rarely come to /vg/.
Is this the norm?
>>146210751
i don't know about the Janitor but it doesn't feel good anon
>(Dead)
JUST LIKE MY SOUL ROFL
>>146211204
No, I dunno what the hell jannie's problem is
>>146211186
started spamming BibleThump for like 20 seconds since he's got a mod in OD's chat
>>146211007
>defaulting to implications of racism
Racist
Watching all of Kaipi's games they seem to be doing well, do they have a chance against Secret?
>>146211193
>want to perform "competitively"
>fail literally every time and never get good
>odpixel is from the same county as me
weird feeling desu
>20 minutes before NA OQ starts
>Not Today and Vulture still listed as invited teams despite being in the OQ.
Valve is slow as fuck
rime...
>>146211285
janny: the context of this post is that team ukdota lost in a bo1 single elimination open qualifier. stop being retarded.
>post yfw KALLE eliminates Secret
>>146204506
Le gay snape plays doto xd
>>146211405
Did he come to school in an unusually short school bus? Be honest.
>not the tears for fears version
what a fucking faggot
this fucking stream
>>146211387
what about his rap career
Janitor, calm the fuck down. You are deleting DOTA 2 and /d2g/ related memes!
You are deleting on topic concent!
>>146211651Leicester Uni?
>>146211405
Now THIS is just falseflagging, there's no way a post about ixmike would be deleted. You're deleting your own posts and I'm calling you the fuck out. Admit it.
When are the VEC guys gonna play?
GranDGranT is live on twitch to cast the NA qualifiers coming up in 20 minutes
Watch all your favorite teams including Team EG, Cucks for Life, Shazam, and EG Bulba!
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on a video game imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes posts he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of lost UK games he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
HEY NIGGER I BET YOU WONT DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS
>>146211637
Three beers I think.
Can i get 1 (dead) ?
am i the only one thats fed up with her at this point? Why not let Soe get the gig
I'M READY FeelsGoodMan
>>146211498
>post yfw KALLE eliminates Secret
I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN SO MUCH
They had no reason to kick Misery & w33. They were doing really fine, even won a major but all of a sudden an unnecessary roster change that costed not only w33 and Misery, but also all the reputation they had.
>13-16th place on Manila
>no TI invitation
This shit wouldn't happen if Snacks was still here.
>>146211809
>>>146211637
hi
>>146211778
delete this
We all love video games, but dies anyone here Really Prefer a Nice Game of Dota 2, a Game by Valve Corporation?
DELETE THIS
*unzips*
>>146211810
Coz she's the best.
>>146211810
Valve staff hate Soe.
>>146211853
lmao thems the ol' memories
>wtsnacks_fucks_dolphin.jpeg
Anyone else loves defence of the ancients 2 here?
>>146211810
shes fucking insnae why would hthey hire fucing kaci
>literally haven't done anything today except for playing 2 games of dota and watching a stream for the rest
Talk about wasting your youth away
>>146211498
But it's over
>All the twitch staff in the strim
>>146211810
>Why not let Soe get the gig
Because she's fucking shit and can't hype
>>146211734
DMU:^)
>>146211810
>soe
i'd rather get shot in the head
I'm going to post content related to the video game DotA 2 and nobody can stop me.
>>146211810
>soe
she is shit, why would you let her work for your biggest tournament of the year
if you are going to replace kaci with anyone slacks and that guy that worked for ESL at manilla and frankfurt are your best bets
>>146211951
They played 4v5 for a while and won when he came back
>>146211810
Kaci is cute
CUTE
>>146211842
>costed
fuck off subhuman
i still want the finnstack to beat them but only because theyre the finnstack
>>146211984
I want to shoot inside of Soe
>>146211810
BASED MOM
>>146211810
t. James "2GD" Hardin
>>146211984
>DMU
Just how dumb a cunt are you that you couldn't get into a real uni?
Could it be coming?
whats d2g's opinion on slacks
i think he's awful honestly but i guess its cool that he basically made his career from the ground up
>tfw I came back from work 8 hours ago
>literally playing doto and watching streams
>it's 1 PM and I'm drunk as shit, while I should wake up at 6
EVERYTHING IS GOOD
>>146210695
;_;7
>>146211810
She's a professional news person. We are blessed as fuck that she likes us enough to come back.
>>146212181
i'm on /d2g/ you tell me
>>146212202
He's actually great at interviews. Pros are at ease around him and he doesn't ask retarded questions like "SO HOW YOU WIN GAEM?"
The jannylocaust is over lads
>secret.bulba
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS UP FAMALAN
Do assists count?
>>146212202
Most shit he does is fucking awful.I don't mind his interviews too much though.Keep him off the panel and I'm not too upset about him.
>>146211949
Reminder this *literal* present is all that you have fammerino. There's nothing but now, no past no future, you are what is and exist now.
BE AWAKE TO THE PRESENT BECAUSE IT IS EVER FLEETING
AND SOON IT IS GONE
>>146212202
He's fine in moderation. Put him at the panel and I just mute the stream
>>146212202
Used to fucking despise him, still fucking hate his voice but his content isn't all that bad. It's hard to hate someone that has put himself completely out there.
>Bubla's tag was changed from EG to standin
>>146211498
>a mirror behind his dota 2 station so he can watch himself while playing
ebin
POST RARE KALLES
How aggressive is ppd gonna be these next games? Is he just gonna tell the enemy team to forfeit after first blood?
>>146212029
Fucking really? That would be damn impressive
REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.11
BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a melee str hero
--------------------
Str - 21 + 2.5
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 19 + 2.0
Base Armor - 2
Base Dmg - 29 - 39
BAT - 1.9
Base MS - 300
Turn Rate - 0.85
--------------------
Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self
Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds. Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd
W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (250 cast range)
Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/40/60/80 hp per second (can be cast even if stunned). - 30mana/s 22 cd
E - Ask Purge for help - No Target
Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd
Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP -
4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs
R - Open Eyes - Target Area
Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals 450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd
**Aghs Upgrade** - Evian® Bottle
Blitz is granted an Evian® Bottle sized cock, granting him 50% cleave in 225 Aoe and increasing his attack range to 200. Every 20 attacks the Evian® Bottle unleashes a powerful spray in front of Blitz, stunning all enemies in a cone going 500 units out for 2 sec and applying a 35AS/MS slow for 6 seconds.
>>146212284
I wonder how much dota she actually watches. I bet it's not much but I wonder if it's like at least a few hours a week.
>>146212202
What >>146212202 said.
It's great that he actually digs up old stuff and interesting facts about the players, and uses them as an icebreaker and such.
>>146212351
Does it say 'assist in killing 5 heroes'?
No it doesn't.
>>146212430
This was like two-three hours ago and they were playing versus a stack of 4k's
>>146212202
i really hate his interviews, pretty much every person he interviewed had the look of fucking kill me already. It was especially apparent at Matumbaman's interview, he REALLY didn't want to be there
>>146212371
fuktiga majmaj there friendo
>>146212421
Is kalle the dude with overused facebook meme profile pic ?
WOW THIS COMANCHE TEAM
FIRST FUCKING TEAM THAT CAN ACTUALLY **DRAFT**
>>146212202
I wish they just put him in some sort of creative stuff division or whatever.
I absolutely love his OC.
That wrestling stuff was top notch. Best dota-related stuff I've seen. Had me laughing for miles
BARNYYY IS GOING TO STREAM THE EG QUALIFIER MATCHES
>>146212479
she doesn't watch dota. she played the tutorial and she never watched the games. she doesn't watch the ti games either because, understandable, she wouldn't have a fucking clue what's going on.
she's an imposter and she's amazing at it.
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More posts for my curriculum vitae
>>146212202
I like his interviews but he can get a bit too over the top "DANK M3M3R"
At first I didn't like him cause of that retarded voice but now that I've seen him a bit more he's not too bad as long as he doesn't go too far.
>F5 lost to a 4k stack because of DDOS
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146212610
proofs????
>>146212610
I've long since lost hopes m8, you can't trick me
>36485
Yo fags this might be it Secret got legit outdraftedf.
>>146212610
I wish.
>>146212202
Decent comic relief. It only goes downhill when they try to present actual serious content with him in mind.
>axe
puppan no
>>146212439
>someone spent the time thinking this up and typing it out
Impressive
>>146212610
i wish
>>146212228
Are you working the night shift anon?
>>146212202
Only ever put him in charge of interviews and I don't mind.
I fucking HATE all the stupid circle jerking over him, though. He's literally only doing his job which he probably got into by being a total beta kiss-ass faggot and every day on a certain site there's a fucking slacks cocksucking thread.
FUCK OFF WITH THAT
>>146212757
one can only hope
>>146212780
>soe
>not a huge slut
lol nice try 2gd
Can Finstack defeat Memewreckt?
If they do can Secret qualify any more?
>>146212202
He's getting better. I have a feeling he's going to be one of those Dota 2 personalities who starts off unbearable but slowly crawls up to being credit to teamwhile still getting the same amount of hate forever because of first impressions.
>>146212847
how do you think she pays for her apartment
>>146212780
She's a whore though.
why didn't they kiss?
>>146212827
Nah, I cycle 20km to work. Work starts 7.30 Norway time
Dem quads, lad
>>146212847
being in twitch chat long enough then you basically know every stupid porn meme out there
LAST TIME PUPPEY PLAYED COMPETITIVE AXE
>2014
LAST TIME PUPPEY PLAYED COMPETITIVE AXE
>2014
LAST TIME PUPPEY PLAYED COMPETITIVE AXE
>2014
>>146212821
Thank you s4,you're still a choker
OГEP MAДЖAЙ
EAPTШĐЙКEP
ФĐĐ™CĐ›ECC BOЙД
xd.
>>146212878
they can, doubt they will
if they do, there's a second OQ in 2 days
>>146212878
No, unless they go full cheese.
Kalle might have something up in his sleeve though.
>>146211007
He's israeli so he probably doesn't know the alternative meanings
>>146212827
I just read what I typed, it's 1 AM, not 1 PM, sorry lad
>>146212878
They probably don't need to, Secret is going to get eliminated right now with their dog shit draft relying on nothing but snowball
>>146212809
apology for poor english
when were you when poopy pick axe
i was sat home
'poopy play axe'
'no'
>>146211810
>Soe
I would rather stumb my mini on the table leg
>face nearly identical to puppey
Should I kill myself now?
>>146212878
they will earliest meet at finals and there's alot of decent teams before that.
>>146212878
They just need to focus Envy, make him lose his mind and throw
>>146213034
More like he's israeli so he can get away with anything
Secret might actually lose this
who /suomi/ here?
when the fuck does chi long qua stream?
>>146212940
I think that's pretty much true for most pros
Yes, yes, well done Team secret, well done HOWEVER
>TWO JUNGLERS
EVEN MY SHITTY GAMES DONT HAVE THIS LEVEL OF AUTISM
>>146213169
Nah I'm israeli and we don't know the meaning of coon
Holy fuck, what's happening here? I came to see the repercussions of the sheever "do you know how much money we can make if we kiss" and everything is deleted
DUAL FUCKING JUNGLE
HOLY SHIT THIS SHIT HASNT HAPPENED SINCE MY 2012 LPQ GRIEFING DAYS
MY-FUCKING-SIDES
SECRET JUST GOT FUCKING SHAT ON
SECRET RUNNING A 3 VERSUS 0 LANE
>>146213234
killyourself
>>146213182
>admitting to being an asian creep
ew
>>146212961
>tfw dropped this manga ages ago
Worth picking up again? Does their relationship progress any further from the repetitive teasing and EH NADATTE?
>>146213202
i prefer bane posting
>>146213182
Right here perhe
>tfw FINSTACK wins teh dotabowl
>>146213202
I don't get it. There's nothing in your screenshot that contains even the hint that they will beat Secret, which is the entire delivery portion of the Dumbledore meme out the window.
WHY IS ANIME GUY MID
DID DOG GUY LOST HIS MIND
ARE TEA ZEBRA SLARK ?
WHAT THE FUCK MATE
Secret vs Finland WHEN?
>>146213140
Lmao
>>146213374
DELET THIS
Iron Talon removed from game when?
someone spoonfeed me on todays qualifiers
Three against zero. Why is Secret so fucking awful?
LMFAO THIS TIDE WENT SOULRING
>>146213182
Here, kamu.
>>146211810
Kaci is based and dota's token normalfag
Every year someone comes along shitting on her and every year people end up loving here
>>146213306
Not yet I think. The girl drops hints all the time but the MC just goes chotto matte every time
There are some signs that it might go further but I doubt
is EG playing tonight?
>>146213314
VITTU
bulba thouhg
any stream to finstack game?
>jungle Axe first blood
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR GAME COMANCHE?
>be any mid
>go at most even with timber
>even as a range or nuker
What a balanced hero. :^)
well thats a soulring jungle ridehunter
and they picked fucking oracle lul
Really, what the actual fuck is going on, put a leash on the Janitor.
>>146213457
Secret stomping everyone 40-2
arteezy feeding nearly every game
>>146213341
not only that
but in their first game anime guy played mid death lady
and rtozy played safelane fire farm vacuum man
Guess this hero dotards
no bully
>>146213665
It's actually legit this is what 7k MMR Tidehunters do in pubs
He will go midas too
>>146213665
dark sear
ee lost mid to a timbersaw
>they ACTUALLY picked wraith king? these kids fucking suck
>feeds 4/14 to solo wraithking offlane
>Xdd
>>146213602
22/06/16, 19:00 EEST next game :^)
this fucker comes to your lane and purify your ass.
what do you do?
bulba thuhg
sECRET BTFo
>Secret
Uuuuh?
ITS HAPPENING SECRET ABOUT TO GET KNOCKED OUT
SEKRET
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
OF THE INTERNATIONAL
HAPPENING!!!!!§§
Fact: Kaci > Soe
will secret lose this
bulba tho
>>146213696
PUT ON PASTIES AND STREAM TOPLESS YOU LITERAL SLUT
Don't awoo post
>SECRET
LOL
Secret will be lucky to get through the qualifiers with Bulba
PPD played them like a fucking fiddle
HERE IS WHERE THE RUN ENDS LOL
COMMANCHE THE SECRET KILLERS
Who's making Reddit thread when Secret lose then?
Hmm?
What does he mean
>>146213836
What's Misha doing "wahaha"ing in my lane for?
I think I'd justkiss her
Oh man, if secret loses this
SECRET IS GETTING ELIMINATED BOYS
>steam goes down right when open qualifiers start
VALVE
SECRET
FUCKING
LOST
TO 6K MMR STACK
>>146213910
They're heavily outdrafted and they lost lanes and are losing teamfigths
>>146213836
ward her tp scrolls
who are these commanche lads anyway?
>>146213819
fug
SECRET ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO LOSE THIS
MY FUCKING SIDES GET YOUR SHITPOSTS READY BOYS
>>146208116
Just because your swedestacks are hated for memeing and being cucks, don't project it on us.
Sure, finns might not be respected, but we're either memeing finnstack or goofy mongols
>>146214003
>this mad
>>146214057
Just a random 6k stack
Are you guys retarded? Look at the map control and farm. Secret are winning
>>146214043
yeah man you sure know it :^)
pls more 2k insight
>Comanche are doing it
>infused raindrops on almost all secret heroes
>eu open quals full of t2/3 teams
THIS IS NOT FAIR
>>146214003
FaceIT optmized the brackets to throw shitters against Secret.
Too bad that shitters get fucking eliminated and Secret eventually had to face good team like Komanse
>>146214087
>tfw no 4chan pass for maximum KEK posting when Secret lose.
>>146214149
>>146214142
>SEKRETKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>open qualifiers start
>get into a lobby
>steam immediately shits itself
I like to w-watch and play Dota 2!!!
Dota 2 is my favourite game and I love it.
W-Who want's to discuss Dota 2 or play it with me ^_^
Yay!! XD
>>146213858
Dota and melee are the best multiplayer games out there, so naturally the players will get along!
>Secret actually behind in kills vs literal randoms
L M A O
If this were OG, they would pick 5 cores and win easily.
>>146213858
real respect real
they're just straight up fans of each other though, like Akke is a super good smash player, leffen watches pro dota with a passion
>>146213836
Show her I mean business
wtf is this casting
SECRET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Secret is getting fucking played
>>146214345
OD is smashed and tired as fuck
>Secret
>sheever getting butthurt at OD for saying to not cast
>OD drunk
Guys they're breaking up in front of our eyes!
O-oh boy I sure do love dota. W-what are your favorite dota heroes?
>od
>too drunk to cast
>too drunk to control his disgust for sheevers casting
>>146214345
fuck off mr gorman
Based redskins
>>146214345
It's his 6th game and he's hammered, give him a break man
>Sheeburr and OGpixel shitrekt cast
Holy shit it's so bad it's good.
>>146214238
Sure, would you like to have an intelligent discussion about the current Team Secret versus Team Comanche game?
SECRET STRUGGLING IN THE OPEN QUALIFIERS
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY PLANNING ON EVEN GETTING TO TI MUCH LESS WINING IT
>>146214391
p-plus ultra
o-oh goodness it's happening
let's be real, it would be funny if secret lost but it won't ever happen
99 problems and sheever is 1 of them LUL
>>146214405
>>146214238
I love dota too!
>trying to kill lifestealer when oracle is around
>>146214416
i thought they were fucking
>>146214517
If they're struggling this much against some literal who's they can very easily lose to a real team tomorrow.
>>146214517
nigga they have fucking support axe and fucking rubick
do you understand how shit secrets draft is
comance need to be not-retarded and they defeat them just by fact of having 4 heroes instead of 3
>doubting
>>146214405
I can't say because people finally understood how overpowered he was in the last year, and then he got BUFFED during that period anyway, so people yell at me for liking him.
>>146214567
?
how are they struggling retard
they picked a fucking jungler
>>146214604
????
commanche picked a fucking oracle and raptor, then lost their safelane to a DS seeker
>>146214504
Why does suika not have horns?
Why do ODPixel and Sheever have a green screen behind the couch in their house.
Is Sheever drunk too? Sheever sounds like a drunk russian man.
what the fuck is going on with od guys
REMINDER THAT COMANCHE ARE /OUR CANONICAL GUYS/
where were you when secret lost?
how do you guys know pixel is drunk? have they been drinking on stream or what?
maybe he's just autistic
that toddler next to sheever needs his nappy time
>>146214604
Blacks ARE NOT allowed to play dota 2.
PLEASE LEAVE.
Uh guys why is this tier 3 yuro team keeping up with Secret?
if secret loses this, are they out? no fucking way its a bo1 right?
>>146214667
Disruptor is probably the 2nd or 3rd strongest support fo the patch.
THEY ARE FUCKING LOSING THIS GAME.
>>146214696
krokodil
>>146214546
Good taste fellow dota 2 fan.
SECRET
>>146214712
he drank one beer but is tired as fuck
>>146214745
It Is and they're losing to LITERAL WHOS
LITERAL WHOS
OD's so fucking smashed, are dutch drinks higher in alcohol content or something?
>>146214740
It's Bo1 but there are two separate qualifiers and they can enter the second.
>>146214745
it's a bo1
>SECRET
>>146214745
they will still have a chance in 2nd OQ
S.W.N.L
SECRET CANT PLAY VS ORACLE ROFL
>>146214745
they are
OUT
U
T
EE is done guys
if secret lose this are they out of TI?
This timber is god
my heart is racing guys
Secret losing to LITERAL WHOS. Can't make this shit up. This is better than christmas
Damn, is this lelouch playing timber?
>>146214745
They are out if they lose but there's another qualifier tomorrow
>>146214745
Bo1. If they lose they're out.
They can try at the Qualifiers #2 though.
This Timbersaw is fucking good
>>146214892
They can participate in the second qualifiers tomorrow
>>146214909
False.
The 2nd one starts thursday.
>>146214873
There is no play vs Oracle Tbh.
>>146214884
He should have been done years ago. He's always shit. Always
HOLY SHIT THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
SECRET BTFO
SECRET BTFO
SECRET BTFO
SECRET BTFO
SECRET BTFO
SECRET BTFO
SECRET BTFO
SECRET BTFO
>>146209539
Era went nuts, skipped TI, Fnatic got an actual decent player to play for them, got a taste of victory. How can you go back at that point, they dreamed of not being a joke for so long and wanted to go for it.
>veil dp
lamo bye bye
I can't watch this
can't can't can't
I can't literally can't
How to beat Secret:
>Tire them out through 5 games
>Outdraft them
Who would have thought that going into the Open was smart.
>>146214957
Thursday is tomorrow in most of Europe mate.
>>146214964
>Oracle
>Uncounterable
If that was true Chuan would draft him.
>>146214884
I'm pretty sure he'll actually kill himself if he doesn't qualify.
holy shit this is actually looking scary for secret
>EE blown the fuck out
God fucking DAMN I can't wait to not have to hear his fucking mongoloid voice until autumn
>dota """"pros""""
tell me again why doesn't everyone just go thru qualifiers at this point if some literal who's can beat these """"pro""" teams
>unironically letting memesaw through
>>146215095
You mean amazing for everyone else
Is EG safe?
>Poopey
UNSTOPPABLE
>>146215039
>Veil Krob
>When most of her damage ends up being physical
The bonus spell damage from int/aether lense doesn't really let crypt swarm and spirit siphon scale, right?
It was worth it to stay awake
yuroneets ww@
SECRET
>WILL
NEVER
>LOSE
>TI1 - Champion
>TI2 - Finals (Top 2)
>TI3 - Finals (Top 2)
>TI4 - Top 8
>TI5 - Top 8
>TI6 - Eliminated from Open Qualifiers
GUESS THE PLAYER
>>146215238
EG vs literally mmr assasins
no doubt they have no chance
oh god this timber is going medieval on their asses
>>146215279
fugg it's 2 am here already
>tfw you won't be witnessing finstack win
>RTC
>>146215061
Better luck next year, Brian!
>secret beat by some randoms
wew lad
>>146215594
should have banned timbersaw against slark the absolute madmen
My stack's game just started their first game. W-wish me luck, anons.
>>146215898
god luck senpai,i hope you play against cap for maximum memeage
>pubs going high ground
LEL
So I just tuned to EU qualifiers and I have one question. HOW the FUCK did secret get outdrafted so hard.
>>146216643
Every pro think they can play against timbersaw.
Whats the point in playing Random Draft, when the pool is at 50 heroes?
Its far too many.
There is no point in trying to ranked AP anymore.
There is like 106 Dota heroes, what the fuck does axing 50% of them even change?
>Go trough changelog
>RD used to have a pool of only 20 heroes
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