Cheese EG edition
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>BETTING
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Previous >>146190570
BROTHERMAN BILL
There will still be people with terrible The Dunning–Kruger syndrome even after Secret and EG stomp teams from 1k MMR to 6k MMR in Open Qualifiers
BROTHERMAN BILL
BROTHERMAN BILL
First for our guy LD
1st for lolda
>People thought EG and Secret wouldn't stom
p opens
Lol, regional is actually where things would get interesting.
First for awoo at the qualifiers.
ODpixel is fucking sheevers boipucci and you're not
get over it, kid
Are dotards the ugliest esporters?
>od memeing all over sheever
Threadly reminder
that
S
W
N
L
>should have gotten like 5k points from manila predictions, 9 predictions were right
>actually got zero points
GIVE ME MY FUCKING POINTS VOLVO
>>146201515
She would be if not for her weight desu
>>146201239
lol pro players still exist
How's Secret and EG doing on open qualifiers ?
I really want them to lose
>>146201726
THICC
>>146201739
oh grandpa told me about that meme the other day
it was the hot shit back in 2006 right?
>Valve releases a 130mb patch
>Has the AUDACITY to not include Immortals 2
WHAT THE FUCK GABE HOLY SHIT
>>146201726
that's her? hahahaha
Got my points, fucking finally!
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
>>146201896
yours makes 13
>Polarity vs Dread+Waga
OD CAN'T UNDERSTAND BANEPOSTING
DROPPED
UUUU
od is literally not our guy
BANE!?
>>146201269
>tfw i cum as much
>OD not knowing about bane
>>146201896
Agreed fellow redditor! This place just isn't for us. I say we go back to a website where we belong.
>He doesn't even know about Bane
Yeah OD evidently doesn't visit here that much.
I can't think of anything else that's been spammed so constantly for years.
>ODReddit doesn't know baneposting
not our guy
>tfw you send a message to her
>tfw she doesnt reply
>OD is our guy
>"what is bane lol"
>thats not bamham
>>146201962
>"literally who" is the same as not knowing someone
first day here?
>>146202079
bruno is our guy
>OD doesnt know about bane
You guys said he was our guy.
odpixel and sheever confirmed NOT our guys
od trying so hard to hide his power level
>guys i'm not that dumb
>sheever
Why is sheever SO FUCKING DUMB JUST KYS HER ALREADY
OD knows it he is just pretending to be retarded so Sheever doesn't think him a fucking weirdo :3
>OD not knowing about baneposting
WHAT
THE
FUCK
NOT
OUR
GUY
>>146202117
source me familia
>>146202117
fucking gross
>>146201962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
didn't know what this is
how is OD ever considered "our guy" just for shilling his stream here a couple times?
i bet he never even watched the porno we made
>people still not realizing OD is pretending
how stupid can you be guys?
>HE DOESN'T "GET" BANE
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
>HE DOESN'T "GET" BANE
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
>HE DOESN'T "GET" BANE
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
>HE DOESN'T "GET" BANE
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY
Simply epic
>>146202117
nice
BAMBOE BROODMOMA
BAMBOE DOTO
Look at Owen's face.
He knows that scene. He knows that scene back to front.
>OD probably doesn't even know about Toddposting
how's he our guy anyway?
>>146201515
H I G H T E S T
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
>>146202060
He might be new but baneposting hasn't been at its absolutely omnipresent status for at least a couple years. It's conceivable that someone could visit d2g every once in a while in the modern age without seeing it, or at least remembering it.
/tv/ is a permanent wasteland unfortunately and like Chernobyl can never recover.
great. i got a warning for exposing all the weeaboos and virginity in this god damn thread.
enjoy the takeover of anime and reddit, faggots. i've done all i could.
>spain
>>146202147
This.
Redditors here don't know about hiding your power level in front of 40k people
>>146202164
>>146202119
>>146202204
>They don't know about hiding your power level
yeah reddit memes epic xd haha rite?
>limbo on steam for free
thx reddit!
another game to sit unplayed in my library
>>146202084
Who fa/tv/irgin here?I stopped browsing it regularly a couple of years ago thoug
WHO /AM QUAL SOLO/ HERE!?
>>146202238
this.
>>146202204
Yeah, he's not a 28 years old NEET living with his parents
Is he pretending to be retarded? How do you not know CIA?
>>146202251
>/tv/ is a permanent wasteland unfortunately and like Chernobyl can never recover.
>implying this place is any better
/d2g/ is literally "haha memes" right now
>>146202287
Yeah, just before OD told Sheever that D2G is the thing you don't talk on stream about
>>146202171
THANK you
Lactation is fucking disgusting
>>146201962
whatever happened to zyori and moonduck?
are they dead?
>>146202117
>tfw will never be fed breast milk from a mommy gf
>>146202194
>the porno we made
That thing is out? what's the title I recall the director asking for pointers many months ago
THE BEST
>VISAGE MID
VISAGE FUCKING MID BOYS
>the best
Jesus christ I've not heard this in years.thank fuck I allways hated it.
THE BEST
>>146202460
"Meme Lover"
THE BEST
http://store.steampowered.com/app/449830
THE BEST
>sheever said she didnt know about the scene or movie
>"Littlefinger gets thrown off the plane"
>>146202492me 2
>>146201287
why is this person allowed anywhere
>>146202313
>not being a /sp/a/stic
nigga u gay
>>146202391
It's not, just the girls who actually do it on video are always disgusting.
WHo the fuck levels morph 1st on waterguy?
>>146202460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk
heres the trailer
WHEN I WAS
>not knowing 7th ELEMENT
w e w
>>146202546
She read a donation
>tfw you liked Vitas before he turned into a meme
>>146202460
don't even bother.
It's just a shallow flick.
>>146202568
Everyone?
Why is ODpixel watching all those old ass meme videos
>OD proceeds to play other meme shit to take the topic away from baneposting
>its working here
>>146202498
Don't forget meme lover 2 brother
I know you'll read this later OD you fiending fuck I love you.
>>146202692
Because the undeage memeing retards that make up the twitch peanut gallery love that shit
just look around you
>>146201598
No way
>>146202568
dude, FREE stats
Was there any info on imo2?
Any leaked images?
also, did eg and secret get eliminated from open brackets already?
>>146202769
If only they could be gentlemen of superior taste like you
>>146201598
That's a girl?
She looks like my fat guy friend from middle school.
Is Trixi playing?
Was the frenchie secretly our guy?
>>146202865
I'm just old and heard this all before years ago
>>146201962
SOE IS TOUCHING THE HAND
THAT HAND
FROM WAIFUTIER TO SHITTIER IN ONE (1) IMAGE
B A M B O E D
>>146202873
who is that girl
>>146202916
same, so why are you calling them underage
It's nice to be reminded of old memes once in a while
I hope you're all cheering for our guy S4 to make TI6
>>146202873
Ye finnstack
>>146203051
who?
Does anyone know how Alabama Niggers are doing ?
They beat Fcukin Team today
>>146203078
is *ALABAMA NIGGERS* actual team in qualifiers? lmao
>>146202894
No, he is the literal embodiment of reddit
>>146203123
yeah someone screened it last night
>>146202873
Trixi always be playing
>>146202873
finnstack lost in 1st open quali because rexis computer updated to windows 10 in the middle of the game: https://twitter.com/Rexitus/status/745350837405364224?lang=en
theres still a chance for him, though
>>146203051
After he robbed Zai?
Yeah no thanks
>od misses a kill
>rewinds
>misses another kill
how come this general talks about reddit more than reddit talks about reddit
>>146203128
>implying the frenchies aren't our guys
REMEMBER AAA ON ESL
LITERALLY OUR GUYS
>>146203051
nigga u jokin?
This is honestly embarrassing
>>146203193
explain
>>146203283
he robbed zai's ti5 first place by choking
>Secret gets an easy run while teams like Polarity and Wagastack are put against eachother
lmao nice tournament
>>146203283
After they lost at TI5, S4 got mad, punched Zai in the face and stole his keyboard and mouse.
>>146203283
S4 choked harder than any player in the history of dota.
Zai played fucking nuclear but you cant win without a mid laner.
>>146203236
i'd make the second guy from the left my meido
And Alliance whines about not getting invite when they play like this.
When does Chi Long Qua stream?
cyborgfat stealing memes from the chat
>>146203407
>>146203476
>>146203476
oh, I know of this, I thought you meant he literally stole zai's shit.
>>146203457
there's no way this happened.
>>146203189
but they're playing now in game.
>>146203476
I could've played better than him that game desu
>>146203232
They BTFO, who was it, EG, in CSGO at ESL right?
>>146203638
really? then i guess they dont ahve a problem. go finnstack
>>146203620
>>146203808
POP THAT BUBBLE
>>146203765
>can't stay up to 3am
what are you some kind of normie
>>146203808
delete this
>>146203808
there's something really monkey like about this picture and I can't put my finger on it
>>146203808
>>146203558
completely baffling
>>146203808
Wow, she looks like a monkey... i wonder why no one says this more
>>146203887
>kellyfear
SOMEONE POST IT
>>146203765
Is DOTA 2 pro scene just a little homosexual club for good dota players?
>>146203808
STOP THIS NOW
GOLEM GET YE GONE
GOLEM GET YE GONE
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Here's to hoping wagafagga loses
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>146203476
>S4 wasn't COMFORTABLE
t.Arteezy
Kek that cuckold swede literally needs 24/7 real life babysitting to spoonfeed him and change his diapers to not play like a 2k shitlord
>>146203808
fuck why is kelly so sexy
>>146203887
somebody post the webm
>golem get ye gone
>>146203968
tab back in waga
>>146203956
God damn it's nice to watch two somewhat competent teams play.
>why don't you listen to me
It was too good to last my friends.
>>146204052
LMAO 2 GOLEM?!
>>146204013
OD has been using this meme for a long time
guys im tired
thought I could make it through the whole secret run
turns out im weak and frail
really wanted to share in the experience of secret getting beaten with all of you while its happening
cya tomorrow =(
>>146203968
based Legion Commander
>>146203997
Yeah but when there's doubting and cold war going on with RTZ and Kuro it does make a difference.I'm not defending S4 though, fuck him
>>146204013
golem get ye gone
>>146204080
What happend anon?
>>146204140
sleep tight peter
>>146203997
>cuckold
have you seen his girlfriend? he stole her from G
>>146204215
Have you not seen G's new girl?
He obviously upgraded.
>>146203620
Is it impossible for kelly to not look just AWFUL? Like she looks like a subhuman monster in every picture
>>146203909
>>146204306
>pretend
h-haha yes p-pretend
>>146204013
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>Got five levels from my Manila predictions
FREE POINTS?
>>146204306
>""""""""""pretend""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emxumavBU3M
1ST FOR OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY LADS
>>146204367
dear G..
>this stream
>>146204367
WOW ANOTHER ESPORT GROUPIE WOW
>>146201515
More like MANne.
LOL
>>146204506
>That chin
WAGA TAKE MY ENERGY
>internet has been down for whole day
>backup internet gives 250+ ping with 1k ping spikes, making dota unplayable
>>146201726
nth for traxex
>>146204496
the point is she looks a lot better lmao
>>146204553
There's nothing pleasurable for the girl except the feeling of being a bully.
>BTS with Anneedroid at 4,7k and going lower slowly
>2nd stream at 700 viewers with llama
lmao wtf
What time does EG start so I can see them get smashed?
>>146204581
>playing dota during tier 3 esports
>>146204553absolutely fucking love it
>>146204581
>BLOG DURIGN FUNNY ESPORT
>>146204553
The girl gets no pleasure because she has no dick, you retard. Guys get pleasure because of the prostate
Did Jimmy seriously lose SEA qualifiers?
Hey guys r8 my desktop
t. wagamama
>That's the scientific name
>>146204805
Yes.
>>146204824
Not better than mine
t. not finn
>>146204805
>NA too hard
>go SEA
>lose
haha classic jimbo neutron
>>146204805
Yes
>>146204824
>bottom left
nice
>>146204906
Fuck off
>>146204806
G probably got tired of her loosened up groupie cunt
>>146204805
Wasn't he in Peru?
>tfw this stream got me motivated to start playing ranked again and move up to the 6k nightmare land
WHO HERE /MOTIVATED/
>secret is still not playing
>eg doesn't play for at least another hour
And I'm out of work now too, g-guess I'll keep watching OD.
>>146205034
You lucky piece of shit. I'm in Canada and have to deal with 34+ right now and the last few days. CANADA. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COLD FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
>>146205240gipsy actually
>feeling warm with 23 C
Just remove your parka lmao
>>146205292
chotto matte?
>>146205034
Like above 15c and I feel like fucking dying
when are the /vg/ masters this year
>>146205512
Ask reddit
>>146205512
Never because that was redditshit.
>>146205598
partially, yes
seriously fuck the dutch lmao
>>146205512
>the reditmasters
?
>>146205643
>plastic soulless slavic cockwhores
(puke)
>>146205707
Yes I'm sure it would be absolutely kowaii if they were two pan faced slants instead.
>>146205707
Yeah but I'd still like to see them fuck desu
>>146205858
It might be a while, but i'm still hoping they get eliminated by literal nobodies.
>wake up
>waga out
why even live
>>146205830
reminder bamboe banged the shit out of that karen gillan lookalike despite being 4'9" tippytoeing and on a meme team
>>146205034
Fuck you 4chan its not spam
>>146205892
It's literally just another extreme, you maximalist cunt
>Lea will never be perma-banned
YOU HOE
>>146206025
for whom?
>>146206002
>this russian had an ugly dick
>>146205830
Reminder bamboe tapped that after
>>146205707
>being a fag
lmao
>>146206081
neither of us, unfortunately
WAHOOOOOOOO
>Can now watch Waga lose again, from his perspective.
God bless stream delay
>>146206065
>>146206130
Didn't Bamboe say he didn't and it wouldn't have worked anyway because of the height difference?
>>146206065
Bamboe's game is pretty well known. When Zephyr was in Korea he didn't even practice with the team, just went to clubs and fucked gooks.
>>146205858
>>146206036
Literally impossible at this point, even if they lose now they'd be losing to Polarity.
>>146206068
yeah nice blog faggot kys
>>146206068
>Fuck you 4chan its not spam
might as well be
>>>/blogspot/
>good luck in the next qualifier
waga on suicide watch
>>146206305
and basically YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
wager
Who evil and genius here?
>>146206223
If I was on Zephyr I wouldn't even try either desu
>Waga duels an illusion
>>146206312
He was playing with russian analysts for fun.
I'm surprised they made it to round 4. Thought they'd be out by round 3 when I watched their scrims yesterday.
>>146206372
lul
>>146206130
that makes me sad and gives me hope at the same time
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