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>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
FIRST FOR KALLE
>Secret
ppy LITERALLY feeding
>SECRET
WILL
>NEVER
LOSE
nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/
BULBA THOUGH
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
od doesn't know how to pronounce commanche rofl
SECRE BTFO
Literally cucked out of TI6
>PICK AXE
MADMAN
Xth for ludwig
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SWNL
Finland Will Never Lose
>>146215352
Have the jenny's lost to their shit in other gens too?
post Misha
>dendi was the problem
nth for secrekt btfo
LOOK
AT
THIS
NETWORTH
!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS A TEAM OF PRO PLAYERS THAT HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THE SCENE FOR YEARS VS SOME LITERAL PUB STACK !!
lmao guys you're so fucking stupid, secret are just saving strats for the 2nd string of qualifiers, why would they play like the gods that they are this early? you do know that ti6 is still months away
Man, imagine being Comanche guys right now. I would literally throw up
>Haters forgetting there are two qualifiers>mfw secret fangays actually believe they won't lose on the second one too
>TI1 - Champion
>TI2 - Finals (Top 2)
>TI3 - Finals (Top 2)
>TI4 - Top 8
>TI5 - Top 16
>TI6 - Eliminated from Open Qualifiers
GUESS THE PLAYER
>MYSTERY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I REPEAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy fuck EE is so worthless
Secret getting BTFO by literal fucking WHOS!
its happening
What's going on through puppey's head right now
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!?!
JUST
suddenly black horse show up
holy shit this year ti
>secret right now
literally 3 shitter cores being blown the fuck out and i love it
even if they win this game this is only round of 32
what fucking hope do they have
WHY DID EE RUN BOT INSTEAD OF BACK TO BASE
NO TP
HAHAH CLOWN 9 DOTA
cant wait till reddit cries about bo1's for oq even though there are hundreds of teams that need to play
HOYL SHIT MY SIDES THSI SIS THE GREATEST THING EVER
SECRET MEMED ON BY LITERAL WHO
KEKED OUT OF TI
ARTEEZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SECRET IN FUCKING FLAMES
WHO /COMANCHE/ HERE
G-G-GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
sorry for english
why secret funny
no
If only he dropped his stick
Is it happening?
where were you when the ex best team in the world lost to a t3.5 6k stack
>ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOOD WTF
>>146215472
>mfw too comfy watching EE and rOtc getting eliminated before ti even starts
>Pooper this tilted because he realizes leaving NaVi was a mistake
FINAL MATCH OF THE NIGHT
literally couldn't make this shit up
REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO UP TO SEE SECRET LOSE THEIR CHANCE TO BE TI?
>>146215472
>Universe leaving made Secret 100% forced to go into open qualifiers to go through a death run
>EG has fucking NA qualifiers where they will play like 6 SA teams in a row and stomp them all
>tfw finstack win is basically confirmed at this point
>>146215472
Actually post the 2 best girls instead.
>Sheever trying to make jokes
>OD stoic as all hell
Yeah there's no way in hell they're dating.
>>146215648
There's already been a couple of threads about this.
>Comanche
this is it guys?
This Timber is insane. Is it Lelouch playing it?
>letting timbersaw through
>>146215616
Valve should only give out 2 direct invites and let everyone else go through qualifiers. This is just abysmal performance from a """""professional""""" team that has a team house and salary.
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/19075/whats-an-eloquent-way-to-say-the-secret-is-out
Reminder that the Secret is OUT
so secret is eliminated if they lose this?
RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
>RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
>RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
>RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
>RISING STARS OF CIS DOTA
I don't care if secret wins this game. They have no chance against other t2 team later.
>Secret LITERALLY in the EU qualifiers
WAS THERE ANY DOUBT THEY WEREN'T NA?
Sadly late game spark will win anyway
This can't be happening!
secret is fucking done, they're not gonna kill timber late.
>>146215764
can't you tell they are tired as fuck? it's 1:20 AM there and OD has 1 hour of jet lag
how autistic is d2g?
>>146215754
>dont lick until it drips
NO WORDS
MY SIDES...
POOPAN OUTDRAFTED BY RANDOM STACK
LE PRO PLAYER MEME IS DEAD
TIS
GAME
lol
Is Comanche a tier 1 team?
>>146215497
Reminder that Arteezy was alone in offlane for the entire game while Tide jungled.
TIDE JUNGLED.
where did it all go wrong
>>146215764
you dont have to believe me but I have insider knowledge that they are indeed fucking. my brother speaks to UK pros who pretty much comfirmed they were in a relationship.
COMANCHE
WILL NEVER
LOSE
>>146215923
His birth
I kind of want Secret to advance so they can later on get crushed by Kaipi. How embarrassing would it be for Envy to lose to Bone and Sing.
>>146215818
THE BEANS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
>>146215853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ_3g1CrlE
Is it BO3 from the Quarterfinals onwards?
I wanna see how far my /Commanche/ boys go
is not Slark the best late carry in the game?
>>146215818
the beans have been spilled, it has been brought to light, show one's hand (or cards), draw the veil, take out from under wraps, break the news, come out with, turn state's evidence, let slip, get off one's chest, blow one's cover, see its true colors.
It's over. Secret won this game.
Screencap this if you have balls.
>>146215923
He didn't BeliEEve in W33 and misery. Karma is a bitch
>>146215610
>>146215610
JUST
>>146215893
this timber is literal goodrtz
>>146215980
less than lsoing to a literal memestack
THE
MYSTERY
HAS
BEEN
DISCLOSED
>>146215846
Yes. There'll be another round of open qualifiers on Thursday.They'll lose there too.
Why did Puppey draft himself Axe?
wtf are they doing?
>years of professional experience
>participated in multiple lans
>team house
>salary
>dont have to do anything but play dota
>lose to random stack of people that play dota on the side while they study/work
guess the team
>>146215995
Bo3 only starts in Semifinals
Quarterfinals are Bo1
who /Comanche/ here
>>146215997
lifesteler is the best early, mid and late carry in the game
>>146215923
Anime was a mistake
>>146215997
no. dusa/ember/naga is.
This time has no fear jesus fuck
>>146215980
Why would it be embarrassing to lose to bone?
EE has been praising him a lot. Sing on the otherhand...
>>146215846
They have one more chance but realistically if they can't beat ro32 easily then they will struggle in the next qualis
So there's a losers bracket right lads?
Any chance of Secret taking lesson from this colossal failure andbringing back w33 & Misery
>>146216094
Comanche are full of cutes.
CUTES!
>>146216045
>>146216045
Only until they kicked w33, now they deserve everything they get.
>>146216094
How long til Comanche.Arteezy?
>>146216104
the fuck is he doing
>>146215472
>>146215760
two best girls it is
Holy fug, I can't believe Secret is gonna get wrecked by some shit stack, top kek
Guess that's what you get for having LULBA on your team
Who is picking for secret? Still envy?
>>146216192
dumb awooposter
>>146216140
There are 2 qualifiers
>>146216112
I meant timber ,fml
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EE
IS
SO
FUCKING
SHIT
HOW DOES THIS SHITTER STILL HAVE FANS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
did w33 cast a gypsy curse on secret? i dont have any other explanation
>>146215881
I dont think you understand.
The people that post here have been living in the same place for all 17 years of their lives.
They have never travel anywhere and are too autistic to pretend to be in someone else's shoes.
They basically self-insert in every situation and judge people based on that.
>LOL YOU CANT CAST DOTO FOR x HOURS STRAIGHT? LOLOLOL U NUB XDDDD
These are pretty retarded folks
Can't Shitrekt play in the 2nd qualifier?
I want them to be out but I just want to be sure
>>146216083
lMAO WHO cARES HAHA Xd
>>146216260
puppan
>>146216245
which one has the penis
I literally can't believe
this is a bad dream right
Heh.
Just as planned.
>>146216196
this desu senpai
What went wrong? Who is to blame for Secret becoming the shitshow it is, they won a Major not too long ago, what changed?
>>146216324
nah it's actually a pretty great one
>>146216327
pshhh nothing personnel when this guy loses in open quals as well
SECRET ARE LITERALLY GOING TO LOSE TO A MEMESTACK OF LITERAL WHO'S
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE BETTER SCALING EITHER.
Reminder that Secret are winning currently
>>146216327
Who is the last boss of Dota?
>>146216293
honestly how could they be THIS bad?
REMINDER THIS IS A HONEYPOT ROUND
SECRET WILL BE BACK IN ROUND TWO
This casting lmao.
>sheever: slark has gem, that's gonna hurt
>od: he is secret
>sheever: oops, nvm IM TIRED
>od: shhh, its ok
Also this bickering is so couple like, no joke. I don't doubt they're dating.
>>146216360
They kicked the two players that carried them through that major.
>>146216327
Is PPD an evil genius? Is comanche under his command?
>>146215997
if you're talking about six slotted then chaos knight is up there
>secret about to get knocked out
>our boys Kaipi still in it
>>146216419
Comanche
>>146216045
I only like Puppey.
>mfw Axe last pick
>>146216360
>>146216327
just as planned...
gonna draft sumail pugna again?
>>146216327
what's the next step of his master plan?
>>146216094
Man that Manga was amazing but completely blew it with the ending. Shame they also botchered it hard with the adaption.
There is no way secret loses lmao. The other team will throw eventually screencap this.
>>146216424
just on mechanics alone they should plow through this qualifier. the skill just doesnt disappear overnight, right? puppey is playing like a 3k what am i even watching
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
WHEN WILL YOU AMERIKEKS LEARN?
>>146216558
HOW DID HE KNOW
>>146216439
>Comanche, a native american tribe
>raid style warfare a major tactic of theirs
>peter sent his american assassins to raid the EU qualifier
LIKE POTTERY
>imagine being on team comanche right now
>>146216275
it's amazing how the thread is finally getting better with all the cartoonshitters fucking off
>>146216558
ORACLE
R
A
C
L
E
>Comanche dream is dead
Late game decision will always be on favor of Secret, just look at the last teamfight
>SWNL
just a reminder
Former secretfag here
jumped to Comanche's ship desu
>>146216558 WAS RIGHT, HOLY SHIT
guys
can secret play in the 2nd qualifier or not?
Take out oracle first, loose a rax anyway.
gj secrekt
>>146216607
What happened to Secret being NA? Whenever they're losing, they're NA, whenever they're winning, they're EU.
Axe had sub 50% wrote even when people thought he was opened as shit
Axe is rampage in 20 minutes but still lose in 25 minutes garbage hero and has been for years
>>146216612
I used to play and I was 5.7k, a lot of times we would be winning against t2 teams like Ewolves and shitty SA teams and then we would just throw late game and lose to superior teamfight.
BASED GRANT TELLING HOW IT IS
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
I was shilling for secret but after seeing this I'm now Coasting with Comanche
>>146216673
they actually didnt place a senty and just let slark jump oracle
it's so bad
>post yfw Secret are eliminated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
>>146216660
here is what their voice chat sounds like
>DONT THROW
>DONT THROW
>DONT THROW
>>146216673
stage 1: denial
Looks like cyborgmatt started negotiating already
>timber didn't go aghs+aether lens
>went hood+shivas
Is this game losing build?
>>146216728
they're still an NA stack + Puppey no matter what
>>146216436
She said "it's tired, i mean it's i'm tired"
They're so fucking baked
>>146216360
I don't know senpai but season 3 when?
Comanche.Arteezy soon
SECRET. WILL. NEVER. LOSE.
>Comanche losing
>>146216728
>playing in the EU qualifier
>implying there is ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER that they are EU
>>146215497
Secret is outdrafted
>d-doubting
MEMEBACK ACTIVATED
>yfw they doubted
>Lifestealer didnt even attack RTZ
Its incredibly sad how Secret is barely winning against this team
>>146216826
Baked and horny. How badly do they want to jump each others bones right now?
>>146216805
they threw :(
>>146216558
>>146215881
>1 hour of jet lag
I don't think you get jet lagged from 1 hour. Hell, im pretty sure of it.
>>146216918
yeah and mousesports last year was NA lmoa
SWNL
W
N
L
I still think Secret will win purely through their late-game decision making, but this is still embarrassing as hell.
>RTZ forced to bkb
lmao this fucking shiter
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEE TOO GEE B T F O
D2G SILENT
so this is the power of... EU dota...
>>146216319
m-me
>Timbersaw is 1v5 without dying and the enemy team can't fight him
Wow that's so balanced. How many lans does OG have to win before Icefrog changes this shit?
secret running out of bkb charges real fast against that tide though.
oh my jesus lord christ what the fuck rtz
they need ghost sceptors
they needed ghost sceptors long ago
Drag those bkb's out and stop wasting fucking ravages
Puppey for fucks sake you ARE the absolute madman
>>146217002
game is pretty hype to type, famlia
when does clq stream you fucking shitstains?
They finally realized they just need to ignore Timber and kill everyone else
Secret will counter-throw this
Screencap this post.
>it's a memeback episode
IF I MADE THIS FOR NOTHING I'LL CRY
GODDAMNIT COMMANCHE
>>146216985
its also hilarious
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/teams/16168-comanche
F
Honestly if this is how they play against a 6k noname stack then they're going to get BTFO tomorrow.
Comanche our guy status: REVOKED
Guys
I'm legitimately upset now
Secret may have won this game but that performance doesn't bode well for the rest of the qualifiers
gg
Secret got BKBs and Tide and Timber could no longer do anything. Puppey and Rubick both alone have more networth than Oracle and Disruptor combined
this is like every 6k stack ever
'guys we don't need gem xd'
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
DOUBTERS BTFO
NOOOOOO
FUCK OFF SECRET
>it's a secret giving false hopes to tier 7 teams episode
I said it.
I still believe in Arteezy
>>146217113
sorry anon
pretty good job though
>>146217060
i wish CLQ was casting these games DESU
especially the one where BZZ and Illidan stack had their 5th guy ddosed
>PPD's assassins failed
>>146217102
It's a secret has 4 cores
and commander has only 2, and being worse in the lategame due to inexperience, and not having ghost sceptors at appropriate timings
>>146217012
he can't push for shit so that's why he is so strong at teamfighting.
look at them now theyre gonna lose, thats what happens every timber game
APOLOGIZE
hourly reminder
EE will never lose
>>146216558
>>146216747
What did he mean by this?
When does Alliance play?
BIG FISH MAKE BIG WAVES
yo senpai give me that rtz alche midas aegis webm pls
>>146217113
I still appreciate it anon
>>146217113
wew nice m8 i appreciate it
I doubted, but who could blame me?
>mfw secret nearly lost to a fucking memestack
>mfw they're gonna get absolutely btfo by empire come actual qualifiers
CAN RADIANT FUCKING GET A GEM ALREADY?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SHADOW BLADE WINNING THE GAME FOR SECRET
APOLOGIZE
>>146217113
It's over.
where are u guys watching this
>>146217263
dumb blitzposter moving the goalposts
>>146217146
>mfw he dies in a month
Tide lost this fucking game
Nice fucking Ravages
Honestly this is all on the tide wasting all his ravages
>>146217336
Literally anywhere you fucking mongaloid
>throw order initiated
Woww......
>doubting
lmao
I want all the non believers to leave.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>doubting
>>146217159
Tide lost it when secret dove them like 8 min ago at their t2 top tower
>>146217384
nah he can't do shit vs these bkbs
it's actually just their whole team's decision not to get a gem
im actually really fucking saddened that Secret won this game. Why is secret so great to hate?
>ravage
>hit nothing
>refresh ravage
>hit the rubick
>rubick steals ravage after the stun runs out
THIS FAGGOT IS GETTING KICKED AFTER THIS GAME
HE LOST THEM THE GAME
This Tide is choking so hard lmao
>>146217384
Seriously. Joke ravages.
Guess not being a retard late game is what makes pros pros.
RAGEQUIT LMAO SHITTERS
RAGE
QUIT
HE LITERALLY RAGED
