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Dotards 2 gulag /d2g/


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Boycott BTS edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
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First for OD mom
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First for awoos being picked at Qualifiers.
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>bulba is bad
-/d2g/
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First for our boy btfoing the redditfag doubters
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dubs decide which team he goes to after secret loses in the qualifiers
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>A meme stream for a open qualifier is getting for viewers than a lan
AYYYYY
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>BeyondtheFatDykes

>7k viewers
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nice "stream" you've got there gorman
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>Wake up
>No loli hero
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Who is the best non white player?
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>BTS is the last fucking stream
KEEEEEHEHEHEH

OUR BOY OVEN OVERTHREW THE SIX MILLION JEW
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Sheever is cute!
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I don't know why I even come here anymore. There's just nowhere else I guess.
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xth for our prodigy
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>>146190696
mouzsports.
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>>146190752
miracle or hao
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nth for Traxex is the best waifu
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>>146190461
>>146190632
sincerely blown the fuck out
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>>146190752
matumbaman
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>>146190757
>OVEN
talk about freudian slip
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BTS completely blown out by our guy OD
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>>146190696
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>>146190696

Can he like ditch secret and join other team before the open quallies end?
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>>146190752
Sumail
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>>146190798
you know it
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>>146190860
Holy shit that was pure accident my sides
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>>146190696
Who is this burn victim?
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Has OD and Sheever kissed on camera yet?
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>>146190905
Kjekk som fan
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What happened to LD's Jew sense?
He dropped the ball hard on this one.
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arteezy just randomly tanks twenty thousand tower hits for no reason
?
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what does sheevas see in oppixel???ß
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>it's a Secret 3-Man Ganks Pub Players Who Lane Forever episode
Wonder how many are left in this season
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>>146190969

He never was one of the cool kids anyway, remember TI4 US hub? Of course you don't you fucking newfag redditor fucking fuck holy shit kill ytourselfe,s
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>>146190969
He pandered to the wrong crowd with those fat dykes.
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>>146191040
He must have a monster cock
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>>146190969
He's always been pumping out absolute trash but it used to work

I guess that's a surprise to everyone
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>>146191040
they've been together for months now, maybe love
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>>146190969
They have fucking LLAMA WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY EXPECT
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you know they'll let down their guard sooner or later because of how easy the stomps are
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>>146190969
Progressiveness is actually destroying the Jews its kind of amazing watching these big companies like twitter and jewbook losing money lmao

They have created their own worst enemy
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dont relpy to @146191040
STOP YOU ALREADY DID IT
STOP
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The 3K team put up more of a fight than this 5K team

What
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>>146191040
He's the only man in the scene who's as tall as her. Height game is real.
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>>146190862
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>>146191040
uncalled-for
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>>146191197
>odmanlet
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>>146190969
Don't worry anon, he will control the qualifier hub as everyone is going there.
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>>146190969
>this one
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOTS

OD IS NOT A MANLET

HE IS TALLER THAN SHEEVER

FUCK OFF
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>>146191267
it must smell fucking horrible in the BTS house.
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>>146191067
ofc I don't remember TI4 US hub because nobody watched that DOGSHIT

fucking redditor

I know what you mean but that was just a case of not being able to compete with based James. In this case there's a major market for people who don't like Sheever's annoying voice.
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Love it how they're not afraid of not being 100% PC like all the fucking major streams nowadays.
Based OD man. I used to hate you, but you've stepped your game up, kid.
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FEET HAVE BEEN SHOWN
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>>146191267
Who's the cutie on left?
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>>146191307
>1.7m
ODMANLET
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>>146191210
Sabasa Hazurum
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@146191168
ib sorry
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>>146191230
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>>146191361
OD is literally /d2g/angsta
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>>146191174
They must be nervous as fuck. The 3k team was probably just laughing that they were playing Shitrekt.
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>>146191374
draskyl on the floor and bruno on the couch
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>no rtz feed yet
MY PREDICTIONS ARE RUINED.
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>>146191374
Bruno
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>>146191361
odpixel browses d2g retard
hes also been together lowkey with sheever for months
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Why is everyone in this forum so obsessed with cucking and Reddit?
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>>146190752
me
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RTZ DID IT AGAIN
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HE DOES IT AGAIN
SDLFNSDFSJMSDLKF
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>>146190752
miracle or matumbaman
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>>146191267
>TI EU hub was 2 years ago

fugg
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>>146191174
5ks probably try to "try hard", 3ks were just having fun
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>arteezy
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>RTC
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>>146191478
youre welcome
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>RTZ
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>RTZ IS THE ONE TO DIE
>AGAIN
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>>146191478
lmao
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>RTZ FEEDS AGAIN
?
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ARTOUR
BABAEV
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>>146191267
>Syndershit
>ballsniffer
>Gerg "Cardiac arrest"
>Sunsfan
>All in the same room

Fuck man thats suffering
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>>146191423
When he first started casting, he was unbearable as fuck.
Remember that Monster sperg-out? God I hated him so much for that.
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ARTOUR DOES IT AGAIN
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ODpixel is a fuckin god
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ODPIXEL IS SO FUCKING BASED
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>>146191361
its called being drunk
u should try it sometimes
source: me being drunk right now
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>RTZ

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>146191040

>hey, to all of you guys that love traps: women don't like you

why would those guys care? they like traps, not women. they don't give a shit what women want

I guess it's just shopped, not even women are that retarded... right?
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Has literally anyone on Secret died except for Arteezy?
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HEY SON YOU WINNIN UR GAMES???

blackdad.jpg
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>RTC
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@146191415
i forgive you hqdefault girl crying next to a socket
its okay
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going to rest for while
hope i wont miss anything good
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>>146191673
pld died in the first game I believe
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By the way, Sheever just confirmed it's in The Hague.
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>>146191589
AWOO
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>>146191529
Don't be like that anon, it's not always easy dealing with a troubling past.
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>>146191267
post more Gerg
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How is he supposed to play against OG if he cant even play against 3ks without feeding
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>>146191673
PLD died once.

Every other Secret dead is on RTZ
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>>146191673
pld died once to that pudge in game 1
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>>146191673
pld got hooked and died in the 1k game
dont remember anyone else dying
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>>146191673
They died a few times in the first game because of Pudge and Lion.
Second game only rtc died once.
This one is just rtc so far.
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LEAVE ARTOUR ALONE YOU FUCKING BULLIES
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>>146191673
pieliedie died once to a random pudge hook to the 1ks
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>>146191589
wan
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How did the Jews fuck up this time?
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>>146191623
Source?
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>>146191395
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>>146191658
I'm doing that more often than is good for me, honestly. Not in the mood right now, though. Those games are too throw-away to get wasted for.
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>>146191715
don't go anon stay and shitpost with us
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>>146191673
PLD and bulba died once each in game 1 during the end where they were diving fountain. all other deaths have been RTZ
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>>146191737
Holy shit Godz actually has such a fucking cuck mentality.
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>>146191814
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some1 post the pee oddshot
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>>146191952
>leaving people alone = being a cuck
- d2g
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>>146191790
Would you lick her wan?
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>>146191952
What do you expect from this cuck?
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>>146191737
but Greg is right
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>at least we killed rtz
This is gonna be the secret meme this whole tourney.

IF WE CAN'T WIN, WE'LL KILL RTZ.
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>>146192052
>hairless girlpits
gross
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is lonedruid good or is he just badlycan?
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>AT LEAST WE KILLED RTZ
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>>146192054
>Absolute Legends

UNDEFEATED AT TRUE LAN
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is it just the perspective or does OG really have disgustingly giant feet
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WHERES BEESA
>>146192148
Yeah I don't get it. Women have good hair and she's half cat.
That's the best part.
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>>146192043
The fact that he inserts himself into the situation and thinks HIMSELF the burden, that takes a true cuck.
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OD is really shilling hard for Matt
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>>146192235
ausshitters please leave
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>>146192054
>riley reid
this is some shit taste
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>>146192054

is this legit? lmao
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>>146192250
he's playing NA qualifier
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>check BTS stream
>just placeholder screen and music
Gorman really has lost it
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>CHOCOHOLE
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>>146192315
please give me good taste for research purposes
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>>146191801
https://oddshot.tv/shot/DreamLeague/UzoR5f3XHRLoXq9DAiVI69Ud

Trigger warning
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>>146192278
That's not shilling.
More like making use of him.
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>>146192212
literally badalchemist
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>>146192332
No, it's not. If you think he was closing his porn tabs.

He was masturbating after he finished streaming but forgot to stop streaming
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>>146192241

OG has really big things

but maybe you meant OD?
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>>146192381
Phoenix Marie
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this made me smile
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Seriously THESE are the open qualifiers teams?

No way Shitrek will lose.
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>>146192393
Nah anon, it's you who's autistic
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>>146192440
no
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Why is Waga playing with a bunch of ruskies?
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>>146192501
>no way
you forgot the power of snowball
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sheever hungry
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>>146192369
is no one watching him? why i thought there were people who loved bts

is it not getting viewers? why?
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>>146192393
wow he made a bad joke XD CRINGEEEE
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>>146192482

>no english caster

is that from 2011?
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>>146192534
Good players don't want him
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sheever wants some carrots
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>>146192381
Azumi Mizushima
Kohaku Uta
Abbey Rain
Meguri
Alaina Dawson (not really, but has potential)
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>>146192501
>3 shitters out of 1024 teams

wait till they make it to the top
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>>146192501
There's at least 10 teams who are actually good.
They just probably won't see them till tomorrow.
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>>146192567
It's not the good old davidopoly BTS, they have two random quota-females casting.
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sheever wants cock you dummy T_T
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>THEY ARE ARGUING ABOUT MONEY
>IN LIVE STREAM

LMAO
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>"YOU ARE STAYING IN MY HOUSE FREE OF CHARGE"
Somewhere out there, Bulldog is crying.
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>>146192534
They asked him to during i think ESL or some shit and he accepted for fun.

>>146192567
Two random grrls streaming it and the competition is OD pixel+Sheever.

Aka, no chance.
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>>146192714
>females casting

ah ok i can see why no one wants to watch
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FREE?
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>>146192534
not good enough to cut it in a real team
I tuned in out of curiosity and they were all speaking russian while he was being left out of everything except for the occasional english "ez" or "push"
pretty sad tbqh
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i want to lovingly hug sheever and have nonsexual fun with her in my free time
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>>146192729
isn't bulldog swedish
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>>146192786
?
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When is our ogre playing?
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guys im a 3k shitter how do i stop being bad i just want to be good
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>>146192719
Who and huh?
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>>146192501
FACEIT are somehow calculting each teams skill level and create the "most entertaining viewing/fair experience"
aka good teams only meet later in the bracket
;^)
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>>146192729
Bulldog had his chance, he took her to Mcdonalds and never followed through.

Also that Helena chick probably likes him?
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>>146192842
Put some hours into dota and learn from your mistakes

There's no shortcut to this.
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why is sheever such a cock tease
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> I know in sports manga the enemy team always goes in with full confidence and the main characters kinda do the same thing. Even if they end up losing who gives a fuck, at least they gave it there all.

>When I win a LAN match I don't grin like a dumbass while shaking the loser's hands. When I lose I shake the winner's hands and tell them congratulations with a smile before breaking down. I basically just do manga shit so fuck off.

What's this pose called?
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>>146192842

solo queue instead of browsing /d2g/ you shitter
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>>146192819
Yeah but he's dumb enough to be considered an honorary American.
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>Black^ and Fogged join VEG!

It's over. EG lost.
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>>146192835
i miss this meme
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>Waga
fucking hell what a retard, almost just threw them that fight
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>>146192842
try playing 6-8 games a day for a month at least and try to make less mistakes. replay watching really helps
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>reddit shills "aneedriod" for a week
>LD the jew falls for the bait
>no one actually watches her cast

rofl
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guys i broke 4k. is there any real reason to try to go further ?
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>>146192906
She's an asexual virgin
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>>146192881
i can see a nipple
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>>146192941
is this real?
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>>146192898
i have like 2k hours in the game. how do i learn from my mistakes? analyzing my replays and stuff seems pointless when i get jungle kunkkas and stuff. this guy was in my game last night.

do i just need to spam op heroes? do i need to only play support and be ward bitch? what do i do?

>>146192927
i am in queue right now
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>>146190969
He prioritised Female empowerment shilling instead of money making today
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whys od such a bully
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>>146193015
6-8 games a day won't cut it if you want to actually be good.
Maybe double that 12 games a day.

Pros play/played a ton of matches to get at their skill levle.
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THESE FUCKING BANTZ

BASED OWEN
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is ODpixel autistic?
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>>146193041
Do you enjoy grinding ranked?
If so yes.
Otherwise no.
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>>146193028
Why would he invite two nobody females because MUH DIVERSITY.
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>>146192906
because her biological clock is ticking and she NEEDS to reproduce
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Women lmao where u at?

In the dumpster I do believe kek
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>>146193028
I'd rather not watch any Dota 2 game than watching any games casted by Llama or that Anee fucking shitstain
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>>146192501
MMR has been increasing by 1-2k a game

by game 10 they are going to face a team of miracles
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>>146193142
yes
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>>146193073
2k hours is basically 'gotten your hands wet' tier for DOTA 2.

People like RTZ have played this since 2009, Puppey 2006 etc.

and farming MMR is easiest from MID since there is nobody to cock it up there for you, its all on you to survive and dominate it - and if you are truly better than your skill level players you wi
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>>146193064
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>>146193150
A female and a male is more diversity than two females though
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>>146193184
axx is 7k
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>ban elder titan
>5-6K MMR STACK
IT'S OVER, SECRET IS FINISHED.
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>>146193142
>>146193098

>assravaged betacucks "wah whys he being mean to her, if I was Sheevers bf I would treat her like a princess and tip my fedora every 5 seconds

BASED FUCKING OWEN ETERNALLY KEKING SHEEVERFAGS
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>>146193239
EG lost
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>>146193247
?
Having a male loses you 1000 diversity points.
Even more if he's white and straight.
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>>146193028
>>146193086
>>146193150

((Gorman))
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>EG.Bulba.Thouhg
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Why are these 3 pr 4ks trying to play a normal game against secret? Do they really think they will just outplay them?
They need to seriously meme things up in the draft and go for a 5 man strength stunner or roamer lineup or something like that. Only by catching them seriously off guard and probably making arteezy tilt would they stand a chance.
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We upgraded to ~6k stack things are heating up

7k next and then tier 2 pro teams

The Secret Tournament Arc continues!
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when are our boys playing?
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>elder ban
>puppey forgets how to draft
ROFL
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>Randoms outdrafting EE
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>>146192842
stop blaming your team
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ODP is eating pussy tonight
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>>146193239
why no friberg?
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>literally asking if she wants the D on stream
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>Bulba joined Shitrekt despite Envy saying bulba thouhg
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>you don't want the D
>sheever doesn't reply
he's in boys
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>>146193297
>bullying is ok now
kys
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"Hiring woman casters was a mistake, it cost me many shekels and I will never do it again"
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>EG.Bulba
What did Bulba mean by this?
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Sheever seems a lot more fun and natural when there's no pressure on her to do commentary. When hired for tournaments she's just generic 4k insights in a female voice.

Also won't secret struggle with bulba? He's never won anything in forever.
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>you will never discuss what food to order with sheever while watching dota and thinking how you will creampie her later

time to put my head in a bag
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>>146193247
Yeah but Sheever has been in the scene for long enough that she doesn't count towards the quota anymore
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>>146193309
is having diversity points some cap that you need to score before being able to say "I should kill myself"
like you need 10k to tell urself "i should die"
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>>146193179
>Implying OD isn't using her for anything but a fling

They'll be done in a year it's going to be James x Soe all over again.
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>>146193446
Based our jew, allways going where the money is
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>secret picking rubick

yeah they're good but are they good enough to handle 6k pubstack 4v5?
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>>146193446
>implying he pays them

LMAO
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>>146193459
reminder to root for OUR GUYS

EG Bulba (Ritsu , Jubei , Yawar , Kitrak , Boris)
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>>146193239
>they qualify
>the casting for the event becomes dogshit
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cute to be honest
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>lelouch is OD's mom
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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G-guys, is this what it's like to have a gf?
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>>146193554
But it's costing him shekels because no one is watching his stream.

It's indirectly costing him shekels.
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>>146193587
Llama will cast the finals
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>>146193554
He lost shekels by this stream flopping.
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>>146193578
I sure love me Anime teams.
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>Sheever going to share her food with OD

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING LEWD IM TURNING RED
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>>146193465
>EU hub was "the friends you'll never have simulator"
>ODsheever is "the casual couple life you'll never have simulator"
fuck dota 2 man
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>>146193632
literally who?
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>>146193041
You're officially high enough to gank rtz. Up to you what you do with this power.
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>>146193656

ouch
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>>146193621
It's actually much better
man it's been a fucking year
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>>146193621
no
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>>146193628
a shekel not earned is a shekel lost
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>>146193656
Alone for 26 years.
No friends, no loved ones.

I know that feel bro
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Is this the new EUHUB?
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>>146193621
Basically, yes.

That and having sex everywhere you'd like to.
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>>146193578
Um our guys are actually ixmike and mason's stack
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>>146193621
sort of, they never know what they want to eat its so fucking annoying
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>>146193676
exactly
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>>146193656
;_;
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>>146193676
some chubby aussie girl
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>>146193656
delete this
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L UL
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What's the current best invoker guide up to date?
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Ummm dotards???
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This stream is making me so hungry.
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>>146193621
there's a lot more dry humping and less dota desu
>>
Post relevant teams still in the game

>Secret
>Waga + ruskies
>Sqreen stack
>Illidan, 633 and others
>Team Spirit

Who else?
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>>146193843
>babby needs a guide to play videogames
LUL
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>>146193829
theres no way this woman is over 20

sheever looks 40
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>>146193829
didnt think he was alive from the thumbnail
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>>146193829
haha LOL XD
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>tfw no gf
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wacky
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>Sniper ban
I-is he returning?
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>>146193940
is polarity out?
What about the xboct stack
>>
When will NA qualifiers start?
>>
>couple stream

WAKE ME UP
A
K
E

M
E

U
P
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>>146193829

Maelk...
>>
GUYS LMAO LUL XD
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>>146193898
I just had a huge cheese and ham sandwich and I'll puke watching this stream
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>>146193963
>40 isnt over 20
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>>146193997
>>146194047
LMAO
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>>146193829
I refuse to believe that's OD mom
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>>146193861
DEPLOY IT
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>>146193992
>>
>carry slardar
>ee or artz on slardar
Holy fuck, will secret LOSE???
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>>146194013
Totally forgot about Polarity

Team spirit is XBOCT's stack
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>>146193829
Where's Ixmike when we need him?
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>>146194154
Are you fucking autistic?

It's his girlfriend.
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>ban ET
>Puppey crumbles
l m a o
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secret fucking lost
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>>146193829
>CuckDaddy n0morals is gonna fuck OD's mom right in front of him
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yes, yes, well done Team Secret, well done! HOWEVER
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>>146194154
It's N0lans gf you retard, what the fuck
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>>146193829
>no eternal anglo genes
damn. she lucked out

also wheres ixmike
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sheevas is like 30, odpixel in his 20s or some shit
how are they still eating trash junk food like pizzas, some cheese bombs and drinking sodas?
dont they know that this shit is bad for you in every conceivable way?
i get that you cant really leave the stream to prepare a meal, but you could have prepared some delish chicken breast and some veggies instead
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>>146194189
do you realize the ball would fall before the cannon fires simply injuring you painfully instead of killing you

fucking dumb toadposters
>>
ANYONE GOT ODPIXEL MUM LINKS
>>
SECRET JUST FUCKING LOST ROFL

THEY JUST FUCKING GOT OUTDRAFTED


POOPEY THE POOPER POWNED JUST GOT FUCKED OVER BUY SOME 5K SHITSTAIN


>MMR MEANS SOMETHING

OH SHIT I AM LAUGHING

DOTA ____CONFIRMED____ RANDOM GAME HENCE THE FORCED 50%
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>>146194208
>team spirit is xbocts stack
illidan team is the fantastic 5 bunch then?
>>
GOLDEN SHOWER INCOMING
>>
>drafting magnus and invoker into pld rubick
what
>>
>>146194309
Not really, you could have a small barrier strong enough to keep the ball in place against gravity, but weak enough to barely cause the ball to lose momentum on launch.
>>
will secret lose this game?
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Can EE speak Japanese?
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>>146194296
They have been banging each other nonstop and being cuddling for a long time, dont think they care about living normally when they have each other
>>
>Owen can't handle sheever's teasing any longer and needs to rub one out
dotards?
>>
ARTEEZY IS A GOD TASTELESS
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>>146192381

Siberian mouse
LS mag
Cat godess
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woah secret is playing
I woke up just in time
>>
ARTEEZY MADMAN
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>>146194479
I couldn't myself. I masturbated to this stream earlier.
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>>146194296
Literally no degree gaymer culture
>>
>>146194436
I remember he couldn't in an interview at TI3, maybe he has started learning since though.
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>>146194436
CHOTTO
>>
>>146194436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
Rare footage of EE in Japan
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>>146194414
wouldn't work at all, not only the ball needs to stay in place at the bottom, you also need the powder to stay in place
>>
>>146192534

>watching wagafagga

kys yourself
>>
Do you guys think MemePixel is cumming inside?
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>>146194296
are you eve a gamer dude?

preparing veggies LMAO

have a coke and calm down
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Post yfw ODpixel and Sheever accidentally leave the camera on and start banging on the couch
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>>146194309
what if you have a condom stretched that keeps it in?
>>
THROUGH THE WHOLE
>AND SHEEVER STARTS TO SMIRK

CAN THEY FUCK ALREADYYYYY
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>>146194637
Woah there anon, I was actually watching Dread.
Perhaps you should be the one to commit suicide?
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Reminder that energy drinks make you better at Dota 2
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>>146193940
Kaipi
Attax
>>
>>146194296
>WHY ARENT THEY BEHAVING LIKE NORMAL WAGESLAVES
>THEY ARE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES BUT THEY SHOULD NOT BE ABNORMAL
F-
See me after class
>>
>>146194731

>watching a slav
>being a slav

yeah I take that back, your fate is much worse than death you disgusting subhuman
>>
>>146194773
>Attax
who?
>>
woah you guys didn't told me miracle was a cutie who likes to cosplay http://imgur.com/gallery/nyuttsl

does cosplay make you better at dota?
>>
SECRET ARE SHOOK
>>
>>146194757
>drinking the sugar jew
>>
why does rEEtard spam pauses so often?
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lmao
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>>146194857
poland stack

they're tier3 EU like ad finem/danish bears etc
a bit unstable result wise but they could make it
>>
>>146194943
pause is chotto matte
>>
>>146194757
>Ayasse and Monster fridge,jpg
>>
>>146194943
Probably loading a new youtube anime ost playlist since his last one finished.

More seriously, probably writing notes or some shit.
>>
>>146195015
No escape.
>>
the best strat against Secret is just to turtle, the chances for EE+RTZ throw go through the roof the longer the game goes
>>
>>146195015
lmao
>>
>>146194943
scnd pls headset
>>
>>146195017
>AF
>t3
u fucking wot m8?
>>
>>146194943
looking for wards on twitch stream
>>
>>146195015
el em ei ou
>>
>>146195017
i thought alt attax were deutsch
>>
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>>146194868
this is an imageboard my good redditor. you can attach images to your posts by clicking browse before you post.
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>>146195015
speaking of organizations that will drop you instantly, has mouz found a team yet?
>>
>sheever opening up a lot more than she usually does
can they fuck already
>>
>>146194943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fu3LSM0Rq4
>>
>>146195067
rtz and ee are some of the best farmers in the game

thats the stupidest thing I've ever read
>>
>>146194323
(You)
>>
>>146195194
They are the second best and best thrower in DOTA 2.
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>>146195184
can you imagine legit Sheever lewds, holy my body would explode
>>
>>146195194
tab back in ee
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>>146195184
They must have by now, he is at her house alone.
>>
>>146195194
At 60+ minutes farm doesn't matter. The team that makes the first mistake loses.
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>>146195184
they are the second the stream goes offline
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Hey
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>>146195124
how would you rate them?
tier 2?
they were on par with AF results wise for quite some time but now idk

>>146195131
organization is german, team is polish
>>
>arteezy not first one to feed
Secret in flames.
>>
The directed camera is pretty good, better than 99% of casters anyway
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>>146193714
FUcking normie get out
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>entering the medium-high MMR teams area

SECRET FANS GETTING SWEATY
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hey gulag can I have an updated our guys list?
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>>146195194
>EE
>best farmer
>always near the same net worth its mid who had to make space for him the whole game
>>
>>146195315
>>146195282
>>146195251
>>146195184
They've been dating for more than 7 months
>>
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Why are there so many Brits and Australians doing shit in esports when there are no relevant players from Brits or Australia?
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>>146195612
what do people do when they *date*

srs question lads
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>>146195639
godz has the worst fashion sens
>>
>>146195194
>best farmer in the game
>safe lane farmer has lower net worth than EG.Bulba
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>>146195682
it's like a friend except you also fuck them
>>
>>146195682
they talk about how sheever is 2k after being an analyst and investing 5000 hrs into dota
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>>146195682
Just do bro stuff but with sex included.

Unless you have bros that you have sex with.
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>play support
>lose because cores are dogshit

>play carry
>lose because supports are dogshit

>lose
>get reported

>reported in 5 matches by 7 different parties
>this is higher than 99% of the playerbase
>>
>>146195639
>No relevant Aussies
>No relevant Brits
You fucking what?
There's an Aussie on one of China's top teams.
There's a brit on one of NA's best teams.
>>
>The difference is a lot less big

Fucking sheever
>>
>>146195639
>no relevant players from Brits or Australia
kpii is on newbee, beesa is on fdl
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>>146195639
>newbee
literally the best australian chink team
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>>146195531
>the games are actually getting somewhat closer
Man they're going to lose to some tier 3 ruskies are they?
>>
>>146195761
>be shit
>blame everything on team
>get reported
>lose

nice blog
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>>146195756
is dating easier in gay relationships in comaprispon to hetero?
>>
>>146195449

It actually is, directed camera is goat
>>
>>146195821
we can only hope
>>
>>146195756
BROJOB BROJOB!
>>
>>146195850
I'm the best there is kid, 2k mmr is just holding me back by matching ME with retards and the enemies with good players. KYS
>>
>>146195761
>flame everyone
>team hates you
>get reported
>>
WHEN IS EG PLAYING
>>
>>146195612
Proof?
>>
>>146195761
>Blogshitting during open qualifiers
>>
>>146193465
Pretty much my evenings but with a different girl. Its nice, and you all deserve nice things too, dotards.
>>
>pld only feeder this game
>arteezy hasn't fed yet
Arteezy please, you're ruining my bets now.
>>
>>146195986
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>146195798
>>146195807
>>146195765
Some chink that once visited Australia doesn't count.
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>>146195949
>>
>this SJW cast
>>
>ETERNAL FEED
>>
FUCKING DOMINOES SHITS

WHERE IS THE CAKCE!!!!
>>
>SHEEVER DOING LIVE ASMR STRAM
>>
>Popcorn chicken
>From Dominos

What the fuck?
>>
>That small as shit pizza
Netherlands what the FUCK?

I can go and get a 70cm diameter pizza for 8e right NOW
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That'll be 21,99$ plus the tip
>>
I think pugna's ult should be named "Blutsauger"
because its cool and pugna looks like german and it also means "blood drain" and "giga drain" in pokemon.

like this post if you aggre with me
>>
I need to do the clinkz quest but I am fairly shit with him

What is best item build order?
>>
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Shit, they are clearly dating.
This is actually so cute.
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Eternal Garbage lmao
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>Forced to watch these 2 esports slobs eat their junk trash on stream
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>>146196171
lmao fattie
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>>146196213
>Blutsauger
like the tf2 medic item?
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I want to eat sheever's chewed up chicken
>>
PPD WHEN
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>>146196171
>order small pizza
>FUCKING WOW ITS A SMALL PIZZA

Ameritards everyone
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>you will never stay up late on a chilly night cuddled up with your gf watching dota together
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>best team is run by jew
>best studio is run by jew

Dotards?
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>>146196206
here's your tip
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>eating barefoot

JESUS CHRIST
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>>146196086
try OD's stream
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>>146196213

I like it
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>>146196305
You can go watch bts my friend.
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>>146196171
its literally the smallest pizzas they have. also were not fat fucks like you
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>>146196298
>What is best item build order?

Build literally anything but bloodthorn

then, when you win, sell all your items and buy a bloodthorn at the last second
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>>146196325
>]
>>146196314
i'm 196cm 140kg DO NOT BULLY ME
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>>146196213
post this on reddit
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>>146196349
does someone not wearing shoes inside triggers americans?
>>
>>146196363
Why are they both german though? Is this some kind of a trope I'm not aware of?
>>
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

SWNL

>SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

>SWNL

SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

SWNL

>SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

>SWNL

SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

SWNL

>SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

>SWNL

SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

SWNL

>SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

>SWNL

SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

SWNL

>SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

>SWNL
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>>146196206
would muricans still tip even though they forgot part of the order?
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>>146193861
its a joke because the team they played against is actually named "eg bulba"
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>>146196325
>Ameritards everyone
>70 cm
>8e
are you retarded?

>>146196363
>when u hit that xbow bolt on the enemy med and make him drop uber
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>>146196079
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>>146196423
>BMI just under 40
I'd say kill yourself but it looks like you're already doing that through self-inflicted heart disease.
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>>146196519
holy toledo I forgot about this meme
>>
>OD not making a fuss about the missing food
Why do you brits do this?
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>>146196512
Shes swiss, not german. But they got the accent wrong, its a shit game anyway
>>
Owen here. Stop with this nonsense, me and Sheever are friends.
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odpixel literally AWOOing
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>>146196325
>cm
>e
>american
retard?
>>
>>146196527
Of course, they're legally obliged to
>>
OD TO PSSY TO CALL THE GUY OUT ON GETTING NO CAKE

LMAO

ODPIXEL THE ETERNAL KEK
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>>146196512
> Birth name Josef Mengele
> Nickname(s) Angel of Death (German: Todesengel)
>>
S W N L

STRAIGHT FROM OPEN QUALLIES TO GRAND FINALS

S W N L

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM

S W N L
>>
>>146196693
Being at the bottom isn't a tournament ranking or stage, but rather a state of having Artour Fucking Babaev on your team.
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>>146196668

man, are you 13 or something? Your post is embarrassing
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>>146193997
lmao, thats not his mom
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What do you think Puppey and Magnus Carlsen talked about?
>>
How many more Secret games will there be?
>>
>>146196591
Cucks being so used to getting fucked by muhammad, bilal and emre that they dont care anymore
>>
>>146196857
2 more.
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>>146196693
Is it that time of the year again?

S W N L
>>
>>146196852

probably how it feels to be overrated
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>>146196807

>hating on artour

hello reddo!
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>>146196852
Literally who?
>>
>>146196668

thats like the one thing, aside from a major order fuckup, that i would call back for

that little hot chocolate cake muffin shit is so good
>>
SWNL

SW
NL

S
W
N
L

SWNL
W
N
L
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>>146195531
POST MORE OF THIS SLARK GODESS
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>>146196906
how can one person's face be so dynamic?
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>>146196972
The captain of Team Secret
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What's with this "scape gaming" meme? did no diggity suddenly got a sponsor?
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>BeyondTheFatDykes

>6k viewers

lmao, fix your shit Gormanberg
>>
>spend money on goods
>don't recieve them
>i-its ok h-he was having a bad day

LMAO THE DELIVERY GUY WAS RPOBABYL BROWN

OD SHITSEL TOO FUCKING BETA TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

LITERALLY ROBBED ON STREAM AND APOLOGIZING TO THE ASSAILANT

BRITIAIN KEKS
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when is someone gona make a new one of these for shitrekt

also

>tfw no golden age prime shitrekt anymore
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I just woke up guys.
How many Secret games did I miss?
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>>146197029
Be a westernized Uzbek tatar
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Is he gaining or losing MMR dotards?
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>>146197114
>>
>>146197143
There's nothing broken or unusual. BTS hiring literally payless talent is always profitable, and there being alternative streams is the only reason it wasn't more profitable today.
>>
>>146197183
4
>>
>>146197183
4
>>
FUCK YOU OWEN, YOU GO VOTE LEAVE YOU WANKER
>>
>>146197183

Three high level competitive matches
>>
I got more respect to OD cause he exercises not talking while eating.

Sheever though..
>>
>Meme of Discord on Pugna
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>>146197072
Yep.
http://escape.gg/escape-gaming-sign-no-diggity/
>>
>>146197194
>literally me

DELETE THISS
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>>146197194
>taking two hours to get out of bed and shower
>>
>>146197167
>tfw no DAC era Secret

why live?
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>tfw never had a gf
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>>146197260
He's flying to LA on thursday, unless he's already done a postal vote he's not voting at all.
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>>146197229
>>
HAHAHA SOMEONE CALLED DOMINOS ABOUT THEIR FUCK UP WITH OD'S ORDER

TOP LEL
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>you will never get intimidated by a tall girl
>>
"""Cake"""
>>
>>146196668

b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
b t f o
>B T F O
BTFO
>btfo
>>
>>146197160
lmao doubters BTFO
>>
>>146197338
>I know that feel
I need someone to hold me right now
>>
>>146197194
>showering
>sleeping for 10 hours instead of 12-14
>>
>>146197160
blown the fuck out retard. Alpha male genes made the beta delivery guy bring the shit back. Kill Your
Self
>>
>danish ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cake''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>
>>146197194
He's losing it, not enjoying the game loses you the game, you need to get out, even if you don't want to, just so you build up the need to play the game.

Once the abstinence syndrome kicks in is when you're at your best, this also helps you stay focused because you will crave the gaming and will be too focused to think about how you're wasting your life.
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Is shitrekt winning or losing?
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>>146197338
Post your steam ID, we could work something out and you can carry me.~
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>>146197338
its easy dude lmao, are you ugly as shit?
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Looks like Owen prefers christmas cake to me
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>>146197429
Sleeping that much is sign of your health being in the shitter.

6-8 is pretty much the ^*healthy* zone
>>
>this is cake in urop
that looks like a cup I get worms in from the gas station
>>
Why are they insisting on calling a souffle, "cake"?
>>
CAKE DOUBTERS JUST GOT FUCKING BOOTYBLASTED
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>>146197476

What part of

Secret

Will

Never

Lose

don't you understand

you GODDAMN

FUCKING

BABOON
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>>146197338
>tfw used to have a gf
>all the feelings are still there
Not sure what's worse
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>>146197516
>6 hours of sleep
>>
YOU ARE
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>>146197516
you mean sleeping 12 hours and playing doto for the other 12 isn't healthy??????????????????
>>
>>146197501
Yeah.
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>>146197516
>being healthy
>>
LOOK AT IT GO = WD REFERENCE = OUR QUALIFIER ASSASSIN GUYS??
>>
>>146197471
>The Netherlands = Denmark

American "education"
>>
>>146197143

Is this person even at the BTS studio? All the other times I've watched their stream they cut to the camera showing the caster while they do their post game talk, this time they just talked over the scoreboard and went to the wait screen.
>>
>>146197516
>6-8 is pretty much the ^*healthy* zone
If you're a filthy normie with a job, yeah.
>>
You think ODpixel's mom is proud of his son dating a woman 10 years older than him?
>>
>>146197706
That's probably her fetish
>>
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>>146197338
>tfw only had one night stands , never GF because too autistic without alcohol

its an abstract kind of feel
>>
>>146197706
Just think of the threesomes they have
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Cake more like KEK amirite?
>>
I fucking knew it was someone from stream tweeting at dominos
>>
>>146197706
I can guarantee she'd be happy about that, he clearly needs someone more mature to wear the pants in a relationship
>>
>>146197706
everyone loves /ss/ anon
>>
>>146197571
go stack my ancients cuckeezy
>>
>>146197706
If he's happy she's happy

That is how mom - son relationship usually works
>>
>>146197516
slept 6 hours every day for years and it ruined my health 2bh, now im forced to be a neet under medication
>>
>>146197748
I think this is pretty common. Sex is easy to get, intimacy is not.
>>
>secret gets ET again
IT'S OVER, JUST STOP WATCHING THE STREAM.
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P...pick me..
PICK ME!!!!!!
>>
fuck this stream is making me hungry at 4am
>>
>>146197809

nice meme you fucking underage retard, fuck off
>>
>>146197810
>hyhy
>>
>>146197706
I wish I had a 40 year old mature fuckbuddy tbqh

younger women can't fuck at all
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>>146197516
>sleep 14-16hours
>all I do all day is watch streams or play dota
>can't even reach 5k
haven't been out in public yet in 2016
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>>146197706
>tfw this is my fetish
>tfw I'll never find a qt cougar to fall in love with
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>>146197516
>being a wagecuck
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>tfw had gfs between 15yo to 20yo
>and I played much much more Dota then than now
>now eternally single, 24yo
>don't even play that much dota anymore

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE
>>
>>146197860
i feel you senpai
>>
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has there been bare sheever feet you?
>>
>>146197493
How fat are you? How big is your dick?
>>
Damn these qualifiers are fucking great this year. Thanks Secret for being such huge shitters lol
>>
>>146197926
Food supplies?
>>
>>146197906
>Soulless chinks and gooks

I'm talking about homo sapiens here
>>
GIRLS LOVE TriHard
>>
>picking 'mild inconvenience bringer' first phase
What did they mean by this?
>>
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> tfw never had friends even online
>>
>doom
I like him and all, but gg go next
>>
>>146197706
what happened to ODpixel's british girlfriend that he had?
>>
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>>146197493
>animeshits
>>
>nobody banning ET first phase
lmao skills mean nothing if you can't draft dotards
>>
>>146198052
I'm quite slim actually & 7"
>>
>>146197926
GAMBATE KUDASAI
>>
>>146197926
How do you avoid breaking down completely?
>>
>that cheeky Witch Doctor pick from Secret

Heh... look at it go.... kid
>>
@146198165
what a loser desu, not even worthy of my [yew]
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>>146198058
mother buys me food
>>
>>146197706
ODpixel's mom is smart and knows that Onee-san > Imouto
>>
>>146198165
I won't be your friend.
>>
>>146198165
just kill yourself already you blogging turboautist
>>
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2452749780

LMAO
>>
>>146197493
Not him but i can carry you easily. Just carried my friend and some other people earlier days ago
>>
>>146196852
league of legends
>>
>>146198184
They're all twinks now, get with the times reddit.
>>
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>There will still be people with terrible The Dunning–Kruger syndrome even after Secret and EG stomp teams from 1k MMR to 6k MMR in Open Qualifiers
>>
LMAO 633 got ddosed, F5 is out
>>
REMINDER THAT WHOEVER ELIMINATES SECRET / EG AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES OUREST GUYS

CURRENT CHALLENGERS: LaiG

CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY!
>>
>>146198276
Exactly what I was thinking
>>
>>146198016
>Had first gf when I was 12 - second when I was 18
>only shitty one night stands after that
>tired of modern dating culture and promiscuity
>started playing Dota instead
>reach 5k mmr
>realize I havent done anything with my life for 4 years
>quit dota, only watch le esports now
>>
>>146198249
Pretty sure that's called "breakdown currently in progress"
>>
>>146198367
That's what they want you to think
>>
Yeah secret is going to lose this.
>>
This is it lads. This is where Secret get eliminated.
>>
>Not Even 1000 teams in NA qualfier
>45 Minutes left until lock
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>146198249
don't know, but I break down once every few days and just collaspe on the floor in tears as im bombarded with feelings of failure

>>146197493
post steam!
>>
>>146198340
rofl
who are these peeps they lost to
>>
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Let me show you true autism lads!
>>
just got home from yoga class, what round are we in??
>>
>>146198165
Do you have a serious medical condition?
The weirdest kids in my school all had at least 1 friend

What the fuck were your parents doing wrong?
>>
>>146198340

God fucking dammit it
>>
HATS?
>>
>>146198526
>9000 matches
>still not good at the hero
>>
>>146198165
>people start texting you
>starts out okay, you exchange a couple of messages
>they just randomly stop responding after one of your replies
>completely different people with different social and national backgrounds, both males and females
>EVERY
>FUCKING
>TIME
just end me
>>
>>146198526
That is....impressive autism........
>>
>Secret literally ddosing the enemy team

lel
>>
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>>146198568
had a hard childhood
alcoholic parents
big brother beat me violently
>>
What time does Nu-EG play tonight?
>>
>>146198340
HOW DOES SLARK LOSE TO THAT TEAM
>>
>>146198514
randoms

>>146198590
theres always the second spot, anon!
>>
>>146198526
thats nothing, I've seen 1k games on one hero guys with sub 50% winrate
>>
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>>146198514
>>146198590
633 got ddosed hard
>>
How do I gain mmr in this patch? And how many secret games left?
>>
>its a its nothing episode
>>
ODPixel is so annoying ans R*ddit, I just have to mute this fucking stream.
>>
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>>146198526
>>
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>>146198340
based
>>
>not hats
lmao get fucked goypendium owners
>>
>>146198719
lol thats why u dont use skypes silly slavs
>>
>>146198568
Yeah its called having parents so rich you don't need to work or do anything really and just have to go to university. ;_;
>>
Lads this is much better for shitposting while watching strim than reddit. Glad ODpixel gave the shoutout so I remembered this shithole. upvote pls xD
>>
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>My wife's son
>>
THAT FUCKING TWEET
>>
haha I know that meme
>>
wifes son?
>>
>>146197706
I mean who wouldn't want to date an Amazonian Dutch like Sheever?
>>
HIS WIFE'S SON LMAOOPDSF
GRSDFGSDFGB
>>
>wife's son
LUL
>>
>my wife's son
ok which one of you fuckers
>>
>his wife's son
loda pls
>>
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>SHOUTOUT FROM REDDIT WITH MY WIFES SON
>>
>OR A SHED
HOLY FUCK OWEN
OROFLL
>>
>that shoutout to Reddit
oh
>>
alright which one of you did that
>>
ayy cuck lmao
>>
>hey OD, are we going to cast EG?
>nah I'm slaying that pussy while EG plays ;^)
>>
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>SHOUTOUT TO MY WIFE'S SON
>>
Well memed sirs
>>
>>146198882
haha the cuck meme!
>>
Ranked matchmaking is now unlocked at badge level 20. (Previously it was based on the level of your experience trophy.) Any account that does not meet the new requirement but has played at least one ranked game will continue to have access to ranked matchmaking.


WHAT THE FUCK
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>wife's sun

LMAO HOW DO YOU OWN A FUCKING STAR KEK
>>
What a meme
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>SHOUTOUT TO REDDIT, WATCHING WITH MY WIFES SON
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WIFE'S SON
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>wifes son

4chan totally blasted reddit
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>>146198909
me XD
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I bet its annoying when your gf doesnt understand memes Not that I will ever know ;_;
>>
Do people really think making tweets like that are funny or is it just some sort of irony?
>>
The Wife's Son isn't the real meme in that exchange

It is ODPixel hiding 'C U C K S H E D' meme in there.
>>
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING TWITCH CLIP ALREADY THAT WAS GOLD FUCKING OWEN KNEW IT ALL
>>
Reminder that Sheever got curried by Bulba.
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>that ping
100% kek
>>
>from the shed

OD IS LITERALLY KNOWING THE MEME
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>>146199026
No /d2g/ is literally just that underage now
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>>146198909

lol me sorry
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dumbteezy can't last hit

not big surprise

gg secret
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>>146198978
you made me laugh XD
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>>146199038
this I missed it
>>
>>146199026
t. Loda
>>
bump for dota 2 being the only real and playable moba
>>
>>146199026
little too close to home?
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>>146199032
even twitch chat could fucking tell dude
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>Everybody's memeing about ODpixel
>Can't stop watching my husbando SyndereN's games
I wish I could mem with you guys ;_;
>>
THE GULAG OWNS REDDIT AGAIN

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET DESTOYED LIKE THAT ROFL
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>Secret getting DDOS'd
o h

b o y
>>
someone post the clip, I missed it
>>
Who else here loves epic savage rekt banter burns?
>>
>>146199004

>Not that I will ever know ;_;

It's one of those things that makes you know when you've found the one, they understand your memes.
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lmao did arteezy ragequit already?
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>>146198859
Bully Erika!
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>>146199004
>>146199258
Boyfriends confirmed superiour
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>>146199172
>moba
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>>146199207

But anon, the gulag IS reddit.
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>wife's son meme
>redditors itt instantly get triggered

so this is the power... of cuckoldry
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>People happy jew memes are being spread
Its working!11!!
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Anyone else having a hard time with the dota 2 servers?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>146199276
>>
Is rtz the most bullied player?
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>>146199445
He has learned his fucking lesson that he was not entitled to TI invite that it was up to Valve to invite or not to.

He has learned to be humble.
>>
>>146199417
You do know that shit meme is all over reddit now right
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>>146199445
telling whites to check it
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AWOO~!
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>>146199472
Jimmy RTZ Bulba EE are all up there
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>>146199445
people are crying that its unfair that eg and secret are wiping the floor not realizing its the biggest tournament ever and if you sign up as a childrens basketball group for the NBA expect the best to win lmao
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>>146199384
>responding with a pointless green text and adding a weeaboo picture to it to top it off

go away fatass
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claiming my trip xd
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a-awoo..?
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>>146199516
no since i don't go there
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>>146199445

He forgot he's been a pampered white male throughout his whole life. He believes he achieved everything by himself, a truly deranged megalomaniac.
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>>146199540
>>146199603
>>146199615
more plz awoo~ :3
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When did OD give a shoutout to the gulag?
>>
>null talisman slark

does rtz know how attributes work?
>>
>>146199516
everyone always takes our memes, why can't they just leave us alone and make their own
>>
that sven is dogshit
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>>146199540
>>146199603
>>146199615
>>146199631
In one of the other generals i am, awoo girl is pretty popular i guess.. I saved this oinly pic of her i have because its too cute, i just wanna pet her
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>>146199687
>>146199445
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>>146199417
the cuck meme is no longer the domain of any website. when the wifes son thing happened twich chat exploded.

>>146199551
>jimmy
;_;

@146199641
(you)
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DID THAT SLUT SHEEVER SHOW HER FEET YET
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If this goes to lategame shitrekt would actually lose.

Shame it won't.
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>>146197882
I did yesterday
i lost
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I STILL BELIEVE
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>>146199680
someone tweeted "give a shoutout to d2g"
sheever was confused since she didn't know what it meant
od said "oh it's that place" and then proceeded to spill his spaghetti while avoiding sheever's questions about d2g
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SWNL
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>>146199817
>ET, Slark
>losing lategame
Yea no.
>>
>>146199817
No they wouldnt
>>
>>146199793
Yes like an hour ago
>>
>>146199923
thanks keby
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>>146199817
Secret have the hardest carry in the game, Witchdoctor
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what the fuck is that item display glitch?
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>>146199551
>be american
>play dota
>get bullied
>get shot
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SWNL (on the first day of this open qualifier)
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>>146199857
truly the ourest of guys
and that shed thing

He is too good at hiding his powerlevel yet leaving tiniest clues for us
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Does MoM work with deso?
>>
>>146200027
lots of inventory and visual glitches if you rewind live games
>>
>S
>W
>N
>L
>>
wait guys where is AUI_TWOTHOUSAND?
I thought he moved to secret.
>>
>>146199923
Damn. OD looks fucked up here.
>>
Honestly watching this was a massive waste of time desu
>>
>>146200093
not the livesteal part
>>
>>146200064
maybe youre just desperate for someoen to be le our guy and are searching for excuses to think and say someoen is
>>
>>146200118
nobody ever confirmed that stop reading reddit
>>
where alliance
>>
>>146199038
someone webm that with the twitchchat
>>
>>146200118
he's a sub for secret
aka retired
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Post cute hotbids
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no immortals
>>
How much shitposting will there be

if EG gets cheesed out
>>
>>146199923
>this video is now 2 years old
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>>146199923
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>- Granted points for Manila Predictions.

They actually didn't
>>
>>146200131
>having all that fun while shitposting on /d2g/ was a waste of time
I mean of course it was, but it wouldn't NOT be a waste of time if the games were actually good
>>
You all told me people would cheese secret n shit, you told me secret would be memed on

why do you all lie so much
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rip finalnd
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>>146200316
>>
>>146200172
he literally is you moron, you'd have to be retarded not to have noticed
>>
>>146199758
You're at your house, this girl comes and tells you she wants the pett.

What'd you do?
>>
>>146200316
oh god I'm laughing so hard
>>
>>146199641
shut the fuck up reddit
>>
>awoo posting
>>
>>146200316
literally who?
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>>146200316
>have to play in the open quali
>this happens
>end up forfeiting the game because of rules
>now you've got windows 10 and no chance to attend TI6 on your hands
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>all of the teams from 1k to 6k have been equally dumpstered

Does MMR mean anything?
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>>146200259
>eg loses to peru 4k stack
>liquid wins ti6

SHITPOSTING SINGULARITY
>>
>>146200316
>he fell for the win10 meme
>>
>>146200393
I would pet her as i said, just cuz hes cute as fluffy as fuck.. Wish i have someone to pet and hug
>>
>>146199923
is that MeremSolomon?
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What are some good games to play after you rage quit Dota 2?
>>
>>146200351
He knows about d2g but he's on the fence about it because of the edge here

I chatted with him on his stream when he had like 30 viewers 3 weeks ago

He was really reluctant about giving a simple shoutout today
>>
>>146200451
>literally who?
literally kill yourself
>>
>>146200316

are people retarded?

how hard is to disable updates so you only get a small icon when they are available and oyu update whenever you want?

stupid people really baffle me
>>
>>146200316
Should've upgraded sooner, you had a full year to do it cuckboy
>>
They keep ruining 32 - 2 scores
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FK LA WHERRB MY FKING IMMORAL 2 HATS LA
>>
REMINDER THAT EVEN THE 3K SHITS LASTED FOR 20 MINUTES

6K = SHIT
>>
>>146200482
>now you've got windows 10

easily the worst part
>>
>>146200542
Dawngate
>>
>>146200598
that only works on windows 7 anon
>>
why are people so excited about ODpixel saying some d2g memes on stream?

LD has literally mamedropped the gulag at an international hub. he is our original and greatest guy
>>
>>146200504
After a certain point, not really, it becomes grinding

Theres also different situations, for example I played my 10 games to get MMR when they added it, I havent played a ranked match since so im pretty sure im calibrated low, can be the same for teams that dont play as much ranked and opt for custom/tournaments
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>>146200674
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>146200542

Hi Friend! Tired of toxic Dota? Come and try some amazing games like Heroes of the Storm and Overwatch by the best developer in the world, Blizzard!
>>
>>146200674
uhh you forgot to quote me
>>
>>146200674
all me
>>
>Granted points for Manila Predictions.
>No points were given
Nice work vulva
>>
>>146200674
Did you just quote every post in the thread you fucking reddit cuck?
>>
>>146200694

WRONG.
>>
>>146200674
Are you a bot?
>>
>sheever not a meme person

FUCKING DROPPED
>>
<<146200674
Holy shit this guy is actually autistic
>>
>>146200674
Good way to counter it with autism
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>>146200674
all me
>>
>>146200694

why would you use any other windows?

anyway thanks for telling, there goes the small chance I would upgrade to 10
>>
DOCTOR PAVEL

I'M CIA
>>
>>146200674
Thank you for the free Yous.
>>
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>>146200674
>>
>>146200719
Go to bed LD
>>
>>146200598
mine are disabled, they kept bugging me forever until one they it just happened

they are literally forcing this on ppl
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>- Ranked matchmaking is now unlocked at badge level 20. (Previously it was based on the level of your experience trophy.) Any account that does not meet the new requirement but has played at least one ranked game will continue to have access to ranked matchmaking.

Wot
So do you literally need to PAY to play ranked now? LMOA
>>
>>146200694
>that only works on windows 7 anon
works on 8.1 just fine
>>
>>146200772
no u
>>
I just want to sit in sheever's lap its not fair
>>
>>146200719
hi ld. why is your stream full of dykes?
>>
WHEN DOES EG PLAY
>>
>>146200719
I wonder who's behind that post
>>
>>146200886
nobody cares
>>
>>146200674
>my post was the virginiest and I didn't get quoted
even 4chan pretends I don't exist
>>
>>146200863
No.
>>
>>146200719
hey david
>>
>>146200598
Windows 10 is very hard to disable

Once you have the win10 update it will keep reminding you and auto download the shit

I believe the only way to stop is to completely uninstall the update, I'm not sure tho
>>
>>146200852
Are you pretending to be retarded or what?
>>
>>146200451
Fucking kill yourself pleb
>>
>>146200719
STop letting daddy issue dykes pretend to talk about video games on your stream
>>
Got 6 correct guesses in Manila predictions. Zero in teams or players sections.
>>
>>146200719
Fuck off LD
Why did you block me from Twitter you fucking kike
>>
>>146200747
>tfw allowed my dick to take control over myself and bought this because of all the waifus
>played it for 10 hours and never launched ever since
I mean, it's actually a good game, but there's literally 10% of content a game like this should have
>>
>>146200674

where is my (you) you fucking bitch

i am a pure 24 year old handholdless, coversationless, eyecontactless virgin maiden
>>
New memes

>>146201080
>>
>>146199612
>responding with pointless green text to a post with pointless green text replying to a retard post

how about you fuck off randy
>>
>>146200719
ld why do you look older than your dad?
>>
>yfw ODMeme is fucking sheever in her boihole and you're not
>>
>>146200542
RIP macos, loonix, android, ios, templeos, wiiu
>>
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>>146200982
Yeah.
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>>146200674
I didnt even post anime

>>146200281
>>146200281
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>>146200316
fast, post rare Kalles
>>
B A N E?
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>>146201863
KAL LE
>>
BANE?
>>
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>>146201863
>>
>>146194618
They used such barriers if they wanted to angle their cannons down. Quite often, actually. In defending a siege or highground.
If I recall correctly they commonly used robes with tar or something.
The robe is sticky enough to keep the ball and the tightly packed gunpowder in place while being soft enough to be shredded during launch.

The cannon looses some firepower, but can fire at degrees otherwise impossible.
>>
>>146194309
What if hes actually laying on the floor and the picture is turned around?
>>
>>146196213
>pugna looks like german
Do you think we're all midget skeletons with vampire teeth or something?
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