Boycott BTS edition
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>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
First for OD mom
First for awoos being picked at Qualifiers.
>bulba is bad
-/d2g/
First for our boy btfoing the redditfag doubters
dubs decide which team he goes to after secret loses in the qualifiers
>A meme stream for a open qualifier is getting for viewers than a lan
AYYYYY
>BeyondtheFatDykes
>7k viewers
nice "stream" you've got there gorman
>Wake up
>No loli hero
Who is the best non white player?
>BTS is the last fucking stream
KEEEEEHEHEHEH
OUR BOY OVEN OVERTHREW THE SIX MILLION JEW
Sheever is cute!
I don't know why I even come here anymore. There's just nowhere else I guess.
xth for our prodigy
>>146190696
mouzsports.
>>146190752
miracle or hao
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>>146190461
>>146190632
sincerely blown the fuck out
>>146190752
matumbaman
>>146190757
>OVEN
talk about freudian slip
BTS completely blown out by our guy OD
>>146190696
>>146190696
Can he like ditch secret and join other team before the open quallies end?
>>146190752
Sumail
>>146190798
you know it
>>146190860
Holy shit that was pure accident my sides
>>146190696
Who is this burn victim?
Has OD and Sheever kissed on camera yet?
>>146190905
Kjekk som fan
What happened to LD's Jew sense?
He dropped the ball hard on this one.
arteezy just randomly tanks twenty thousand tower hits for no reason
?
what does sheevas see in oppixel???ß
>it's a Secret 3-Man Ganks Pub Players Who Lane Forever episode
Wonder how many are left in this season
>>146190969
He never was one of the cool kids anyway, remember TI4 US hub? Of course you don't you fucking newfag redditor fucking fuck holy shit kill ytourselfe,s
>>146190969
He pandered to the wrong crowd with those fat dykes.
>>146191040
He must have a monster cock
>>146190969
He's always been pumping out absolute trash but it used to work
I guess that's a surprise to everyone
>>146191040
they've been together for months now, maybe love
>>146190969
They have fucking LLAMA WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY EXPECT
you know they'll let down their guard sooner or later because of how easy the stomps are
>>146190969
Progressiveness is actually destroying the Jews its kind of amazing watching these big companies like twitter and jewbook losing money lmao
They have created their own worst enemy
dont relpy to @146191040
STOP YOU ALREADY DID IT
STOP
The 3K team put up more of a fight than this 5K team
What
>>146191040
He's the only man in the scene who's as tall as her. Height game is real.
>>146190862
>>146191040
uncalled-for
>>146191197
>odmanlet
>>146190969
Don't worry anon, he will control the qualifier hub as everyone is going there.
>>146190969
>this one
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOTS
OD IS NOT A MANLET
HE IS TALLER THAN SHEEVER
FUCK OFF
>>146191267
it must smell fucking horrible in the BTS house.
>>146191067
ofc I don't remember TI4 US hub because nobody watched that DOGSHIT
fucking redditorI know what you mean but that was just a case of not being able to compete with based James. In this case there's a major market for people who don't like Sheever's annoying voice.
Love it how they're not afraid of not being 100% PC like all the fucking major streams nowadays.
Based OD man. I used to hate you, but you've stepped your game up, kid.
FEET HAVE BEEN SHOWN
>>146191267
Who's the cutie on left?
>>146191307
>1.7m
ODMANLET
>>146191210
Sabasa Hazurum
@146191168
ib sorry
>>146191230
>>146191361
OD is literally /d2g/angsta
>>146191174
They must be nervous as fuck. The 3k team was probably just laughing that they were playing Shitrekt.
>>146191374
draskyl on the floor and bruno on the couch
>no rtz feed yet
MY PREDICTIONS ARE RUINED.
>>146191374
Bruno
>>146191361
odpixel browses d2g retard
hes also been together lowkey with sheever for months
Why is everyone in this forum so obsessed with cucking and Reddit?
RTZ DID IT AGAIN
HE DOES IT AGAIN
SDLFNSDFSJMSDLKF
>>146190752
miracle or matumbaman
>>146191267
>TI EU hub was 2 years ago
fugg
>>146191174
5ks probably try to "try hard", 3ks were just having fun
>arteezy
>RTC
>>146191478
youre welcome
>RTZ
>RTZ IS THE ONE TO DIE
>AGAIN
>>146191478
lmao
>RTZ FEEDS AGAIN
?
ARTOUR
BABAEV
>>146191267
>Syndershit
>ballsniffer
>Gerg "Cardiac arrest"
>Sunsfan
>All in the same room
Fuck man thats suffering
>>146191423
When he first started casting, he was unbearable as fuck.
Remember that Monster sperg-out? God I hated him so much for that.
ARTOUR DOES IT AGAIN
ODpixel is a fuckin god
ODPIXEL IS SO FUCKING BASED
>>146191361
its called being drunk
u should try it sometimes
source: me being drunk right now
>RTZ
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>146191040
>hey, to all of you guys that love traps: women don't like you
why would those guys care? they like traps, not women. they don't give a shit what women want
I guess it's just shopped, not even women are that retarded... right?
Has literally anyone on Secret died except for Arteezy?
HEY SON YOU WINNIN UR GAMES???
blackdad.jpg
>RTC
@146191415
i forgive you hqdefault girl crying next to a socket
its okay
going to rest for while
hope i wont miss anything good
>>146191673
pld died in the first game I believe
By the way, Sheever just confirmed it's in The Hague.
>>146191589
AWOO
>>146191529
Don't be like that anon, it's not always easy dealing with a troubling past.
>>146191267
post more Gerg
How is he supposed to play against OG if he cant even play against 3ks without feeding
>>146191673
PLD died once.
Every other Secret dead is on RTZ
>>146191673
pld died once to that pudge in game 1
>>146191673
pld got hooked and died in the 1k game
dont remember anyone else dying
>>146191673
They died a few times in the first game because of Pudge and Lion.
Second game only rtc died once.
This one is just rtc so far.
LEAVE ARTOUR ALONE YOU FUCKING BULLIES
>>146191673
pieliedie died once to a random pudge hook to the 1ks
>>146191589
wan
How did the Jews fuck up this time?
>>146191623
Source?
>>146191658
I'm doing that more often than is good for me, honestly. Not in the mood right now, though. Those games are too throw-away to get wasted for.
>>146191715
don't go anon stay and shitpost with us
>>146191673
PLD and bulba died once each in game 1 during the end where they were diving fountain. all other deaths have been RTZ
>>146191737
Holy shit Godz actually has such a fucking cuck mentality.
>>146191814
some1 post the pee oddshot
>>146191952
>leaving people alone = being a cuck
- d2g
>>146191790
Would you lick her wan?
>>146191952
What do you expect from this cuck?
>>146191737
but Greg is right
>at least we killed rtz
This is gonna be the secret meme this whole tourney.
IF WE CAN'T WIN, WE'LL KILL RTZ.
>>146192052
>hairless girlpits
gross
is lonedruid good or is he just badlycan?
>AT LEAST WE KILLED RTZ
>>146192054
>Absolute Legends
UNDEFEATED AT TRUE LAN
is it just the perspective or does OG really have disgustingly giant feet
WHERES BEESA
>>146192148
Yeah I don't get it. Women have good hair and she's half cat.
That's the best part.
>>146192043
The fact that he inserts himself into the situation and thinks HIMSELF the burden, that takes a true cuck.
OD is really shilling hard for Matt
>>146192235
ausshitters please leave
>>146192054
>riley reid
this is some shit taste
>>146192054
is this legit? lmao
>>146192250
he's playing NA qualifier
>check BTS stream
>just placeholder screen and music
Gorman really has lost it
>CHOCOHOLE
>>146192315
please give me good taste for research purposes
>>146191801
https://oddshot.tv/shot/DreamLeague/UzoR5f3XHRLoXq9DAiVI69Ud
Trigger warning
>>146192278
That's not shilling.
More like making use of him.
>>146192212
literally badalchemist
>>146192332
No, it's not. If you think he was closing his porn tabs.
He was masturbating after he finished streaming but forgot to stop streaming
>>146192241
OG has really big things
but maybe you meant OD?
>>146192381
Phoenix Marie
this made me smile
Seriously THESE are the open qualifiers teams?
No way Shitrek will lose.
>>146192393
Nah anon, it's you who's autistic
>>146192440no
Why is Waga playing with a bunch of ruskies?
>>146192501
>no way
you forgot the power of snowball
sheever hungry
>>146192369
is no one watching him? why i thought there were people who loved bts
is it not getting viewers? why?
>>146192393
wow he made a bad joke XD CRINGEEEE
>>146192482
>no english caster
is that from 2011?
>>146192534
Good players don't want him
sheever wants some carrots
>>146192381
Azumi Mizushima
Kohaku Uta
Abbey Rain
Meguri
Alaina Dawson (not really, but has potential)
>>146192501
>3 shitters out of 1024 teams
wait till they make it to the top
>>146192501
There's at least 10 teams who are actually good.
They just probably won't see them till tomorrow.
>>146192567
It's not the good old davidopoly BTS, they have two random quota-females casting.
sheever wants cock you dummy T_T
>THEY ARE ARGUING ABOUT MONEY
>IN LIVE STREAM
LMAO
>"YOU ARE STAYING IN MY HOUSE FREE OF CHARGE"
Somewhere out there, Bulldog is crying.
>>146192534
They asked him to during i think ESL or some shit and he accepted for fun.
>>146192567
Two random grrls streaming it and the competition is OD pixel+Sheever.
Aka, no chance.
>>146192714
>females casting
ah ok i can see why no one wants to watch
FREE?
>>146192534
not good enough to cut it in a real team
I tuned in out of curiosity and they were all speaking russian while he was being left out of everything except for the occasional english "ez" or "push"
pretty sad tbqh
i want to lovingly hug sheever and havenonsexualfun with her in my free time
>>146192729
isn't bulldog swedish
When is our ogre playing?
guys im a 3k shitter how do i stop being bad i just want to be good
>>146192719
Who and huh?
>>146192501
FACEIT are somehow calculting each teams skill level and create the "most entertaining viewing/fair experience"
aka good teams only meet later in the bracket
;^)
>>146192729
Bulldog had his chance, he took her to Mcdonalds and never followed through.
Also that Helena chick probably likes him?
>>146192842
Put some hours into dota and learn from your mistakes
There's no shortcut to this.
why is sheever such a cock tease
> I know in sports manga the enemy team always goes in with full confidence and the main characters kinda do the same thing. Even if they end up losing who gives a fuck, at least they gave it there all.
>When I win a LAN match I don't grin like a dumbass while shaking the loser's hands. When I lose I shake the winner's hands and tell them congratulations with a smile before breaking down. I basically just do manga shit so fuck off.
What's this pose called?
>>146192842
solo queue instead of browsing /d2g/ you shitter
>>146192819
Yeah but he's dumb enough to be considered an honorary American.
>Black^ and Fogged join VEG!
It's over. EG lost.
>>146192835
i miss this meme
>Waga
fucking hell what a retard, almost just threw them that fight
>>146192842
try playing 6-8 games a day for a month at least and try to make less mistakes. replay watching really helps
>reddit shills "aneedriod" for a week
>LD the jew falls for the bait
>no one actually watches her cast
rofl
guys i broke 4k. is there any real reason to try to go further ?
>>146192906
She's an asexual virgin
>>146192881
i can see a nipple
>>146192941
is this real?
>>146192898
i have like 2k hours in the game. how do i learn from my mistakes? analyzing my replays and stuff seems pointless when i get jungle kunkkas and stuff. this guy was in my game last night.
do i just need to spam op heroes? do i need to only play support and be ward bitch? what do i do?
>>146192927
i am in queue right now
>>146190969
He prioritised Female empowerment shilling instead of money making today
whys od such a bully
>>146193015
6-8 games a day won't cut it if you want to actually be good.
Maybe double that 12 games a day.
Pros play/played a ton of matches to get at their skill levle.
THESE FUCKING BANTZ
BASED OWEN
is ODpixel autistic?
>>146193041
Do you enjoy grinding ranked?
If so yes.
Otherwise no.
>>146193028
Why would he invite two nobody females because MUH DIVERSITY.
>>146192906
because her biological clock is ticking and she NEEDS to reproduce
Women lmao where u at?
In the dumpster I do believe kek
>>146193028
I'd rather not watch any Dota 2 game than watching any games casted by Llama or that Anee fucking shitstain
>>146192501
MMR has been increasing by 1-2k a game
by game 10 they are going to face a team of miracles
>>146193142
yes
>>146193073
2k hours is basically 'gotten your hands wet' tier for DOTA 2.
People like RTZ have played this since 2009, Puppey 2006 etc.
and farming MMR is easiest from MID since there is nobody to cock it up there for you, its all on you to survive and dominate it - and if you are truly better than your skill level players you wi
>>146193064
>>146193150
A female and a male is more diversity than two females though
>>146193184
axx is 7k
>ban elder titan
>5-6K MMR STACK
IT'S OVER, SECRET IS FINISHED.
>>146193142
>>146193098
>assravaged betacucks "wah whys he being mean to her, if I was Sheevers bf I would treat her like a princess and tip my fedora every 5 seconds
BASED FUCKING OWEN ETERNALLY KEKING SHEEVERFAGS
>>146193239
EG lost
>>146193247
?
Having a male loses you 1000 diversity points.
Even more if he's white and straight.
>>146193028
>>146193086
>>146193150
((Gorman))
>EG.Bulba.Thouhg
Why are these 3 pr 4ks trying to play a normal game against secret? Do they really think they will just outplay them?
They need to seriously meme things up in the draft and go for a 5 man strength stunner or roamer lineup or something like that. Only by catching them seriously off guard and probably making arteezy tilt would they stand a chance.
We upgraded to ~6k stack things are heating up
7k next and then tier 2 pro teams
The Secret Tournament Arc continues!
when are our boys playing?
>elder ban
>puppey forgets how to draft
ROFL
>Randoms outdrafting EE
>>146192842
stop blaming your team
ODP is eating pussy tonight
>>146193239
why no friberg?
>literally asking if she wants the D on stream
>Bulba joined Shitrekt despite Envy saying bulba thouhg
>you don't want the D
>sheever doesn't reply
he's in boys
>>146193297
>bullying is ok now
kys
"Hiring woman casters was a mistake, it cost me many shekels and I will never do it again"
>EG.Bulba
What did Bulba mean by this?
Sheever seems a lot more fun and natural when there's no pressure on her to do commentary. When hired for tournaments she's just generic 4k insights in a female voice.
Also won't secret struggle with bulba? He's never won anything in forever.
>you will never discuss what food to order with sheever while watching dota and thinking how you will creampie her later
time to put my head in a bag
>>146193247
Yeah but Sheever has been in the scene for long enough that she doesn't count towards the quota anymore
>>146193309
is having diversity points some cap that you need to score before being able to say "I should kill myself"
like you need 10k to tell urself "i should die"
>>146193179
>Implying OD isn't using her for anything but a fling
They'll be done in a year it's going to be James x Soe all over again.
>>146193446
Based our jew, allways going where the money is
>secret picking rubick
yeah they're good but are they good enough to handle 6k pubstack 4v5?
>>146193446
>implying he pays them
LMAO
>>146193459
reminder to root for OUR GUYS
EG Bulba (Ritsu , Jubei , Yawar , Kitrak , Boris)
>>146193239
>they qualify
>the casting for the event becomes dogshit
cute to be honest
>lelouch is OD's mom
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
G-guys, is this what it's like to have a gf?
>>146193554
But it's costing him shekels because no one is watching his stream.
It's indirectly costing him shekels.
>>146193587
Llama will cast the finals
>>146193554
He lost shekels by this stream flopping.
>>146193578
I sure love me Anime teams.
>Sheever going to share her food with OD
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING LEWD IM TURNING RED
>>146193465
>EU hub was "the friends you'll never have simulator"
>ODsheever is "the casual couple life you'll never have simulator"
fuck dota 2 man
>>146193632
literally who?
>>146193041
You're officially high enough to gank rtz. Up to you what you do with this power.
>>146193656
ouch
>>146193621
It's actually much betterman it's been a fucking year
>>146193628
a shekel not earned is a shekel lost
>>146193656
Alone for 26 years.
No friends, no loved ones.
I know that feel bro
Is this the new EUHUB?
>>146193621
Basically, yes.
That and having sex everywhere you'd like to.
>>146193578
Um our guys are actually ixmike and mason's stack
>>146193621
sort of, they never know what they want to eat its so fucking annoying
>>146193676
exactly
>>146193656
;_;
