>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>CURRENT TOURNAMENT
Preview: http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/510336-esl-one-frankfurt-2016-preview
Stream: https://www.twitch tv/esl_dota2
Liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/ESL_One/Frankfurt/2016
Dotabuff: http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4554
VODS: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhCH_nPE4JTozqQqM66hlKUVEn-_ek9bI
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE
>>145864415
Guys what MMR is this pub game they are casting on ESL?
first for sheever
Datt BullGOD memery
ESS FOR
E
S
S
F
O
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>Bulldog
J U S T
I NEED TO KNOW LADS. COL OR NAVI FOR MY HATS
>there are non-whites on d2g
I wouldn't wish this curse on my worst enemy.
5 memes early
Xth for ludwig
God, I'd almost feel bad for Bulldog that he has to play with S4 and Akke.
>>145876787
an actually not shit OP, good job
Guys what does Phoenix's Sun Ray sound like? I was born deaf.
>ALLIANCE
CAN THERE POSSIBLY A TEAM MORE PATHETIC THAN THIS
THEY ACTUALLY CANT WAIT TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED ON STAGE IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF GERMANS
I BET LODA IS GONNA GO LOOK FOR SOME SHARIA RAPE GANGS AFTER THIS
nth for
n0farm
n0skill
n0carry
n0tgood
Team?
>>145877057
JUST
why is watching alliance getting dumpstered so satisfying
>>145877041
She needs more art and a mod
I'd actually pay for that mod
>>145877036
both are shit
col are maybe more shit, hard to tell
>>145877102
>that deep dark obsession with N0tail
>HEY GUISE, LET'S DRAFT A PHYSICAL DRAFT AGAINST A TIMBERSAW
>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
SHEEVER
"I like this draft from alliance"
t. analyze desk
???
this is fucking terible draft
>>145877001
4ks randoming against organized 7ks
>>145877089
The same way the sun hitting your face sounds like.
>>145877141
M-muh silver's edge prophet!
>>145877139
more like n0good
>>145877169
What's wrong with it?
>>145877115
Because most of them are arrogant cucks.
HOLY FUCK, BULLDOG
HE TRULY WANTS TO GET THE BM CURSE
>bulldog is ragetaunting
>OD is eating it up thinking he's toying with liquid
what a shit caster
>>145877040
seems good because we are indeed your worst enemy
ta cospla?
>is he though?
Blitz is so based.
so they're gonna cut the Bo5 Grand Final tomorrow down to Bo3 again right?
theres no way they can do 2 Bo3s and 1 Bo5
>>145877219
A whole bunch of squishies physical damage against a lineup that has ursa, void, timber, enchantress and phoenix.
>>145877169
With Venge, drow and NP they have really good push, but they will never get the momentum due to Liquids draft
BULLDOG TAUNTS ARE WORKING
What happened that made Leliance the best team in the world again for 2 months?
>>145877265
Bulldog is probably having FUN.
You fucking autistic nigger, not everyone is a bitchy faggot like you
3 2 2
2
2
>>145877004
>It's an "Alliance comes back after d2g shits on them for two threads straight" episode
those are always good
>>145877328
they're the only team that still bothers with rat DotA
>>145877219
looks like some straight outta 6.84 shit with the brew, dazzle, venge.
They drafted drow against a fucking phoenix/ursa/void lineup. Fucking ebin.
Luckily liquid is doing its best to throw this shit.
GUYS I THINK I FUCKED UP XDDD
>INT treads
>damageless void
>INT treads
>damageless void
>>145877169
If they were good at dota they wouldn't be analysts.
>those cheers from alliance fangays in the crowd
>>145877280
>"ItS OnLY a GAmE Wh0 caREs Lam0 xd"
>>145877265
naive boy
>>145877362
do you fucking realise that they have a drow on their team?
What would u draft against Liquids team if you knew they would pick those exact heroes?
>ursa blinks in and u cant kill him
>timber jumps in and u cant kill him
>phoenix flys in and eggs if in danger
>void jumps in and u cant even touch him
>ench is literally untouchable
dotards???!?
>>145877329
privet, newfag
>>145877360
>this poo in loo is backstabbing teams left and right and getting away with it and basically you're fucking stupid
>click to find out how
>>145877362
Yeah bro remember that totally relevant LAN they won after TI3? HEhhehhehme neither.
They totally told us.
>>145877519
Win a TI before you talk
what exactly was s4 thinking?
Is that a dagon on bulldog?
Who is the worst mid in the world, s4 or rtz?
>>145877463
I'd trilane with a Luna instead of a Drow.
>that drow hair cosmetic
shaniqua?
>>145877598
that maybe fata would let him get some pity CS
>>145877625
Anyone not on a pro team
>>145877625
I never see rtz do something like this
>>145877598
>>145877598
>"ItS OnLY a GAmE Wh0 caREs Lam0 xd"
Why has void carry become a taboo?
Seriously, he has a new blink with a short CD, same as AM, the same old glass canon stats, the same ult, and the same bash. So is it really wrong getting an early Bfury and playing him like the old days? Ig anything he farms faster thanks to his new blink.
>>145877463
You should ask alliance what the fuck they were doing, their team is SO bad
You pick Memenaut, Wifestealer and an Elder Pounder as support instead of Dazzle
>>145877463
Jungle Enigma, mid invoker, dazzle+huskar safelane, offlane windranger.
>>145877519
>Yeah bro remember that totally relevant LAN they won after TI3?
which one?
the latest starladder?
or the world cyber games? LAN that had a prizepool 3 times all the LANs EG has won since TI5?
>it's a liquid chokes an easy win because they don't have a winning mindset, like OG does, episode.
![ClP__ZTXIAA2H2q[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OcPwY96.jpg "ClP__ZTXIAA2H2q[1].jpg")
>tfw you will never be this close to soe
>>145877598
what the actual fuck
>>145877598
did he misclick on the minimap?
Is this Bamboecast just some insider joke or are they actually serious?
>>145877463
pick Ta mid
Oracle 5 to disarm ursa
and burst timber
slardar 3
bounty hunter 4
clinkz 1 to kite ursa and ez lane vs void
I love physical damage
>>145877783
>winning mindset like OG
>>145877763
He just doesn't deal damage
>>145877776
>cherrypicking about prizepool after EG won more than every single lan outside of TI combined ez
?
http://www.esportsearnings.com/players
>>145877810
she has a man head and small tits breh
>>145877810
I have the same bear color and a blonder hair
wtf, it may look like this?
>Ursa with MoM is finally viable in comp
Is this the SingSing patch?
>>145877810
>that feel when I will never impregnate Soe while she leglocks me and says something in German
why even live
>>145877949
>>145877783
>>145877463
hey!
>>145877982
>tfw no bear
AUDIO OUT OF SYNC REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145877954
Sheever has better Tits.
>>145877463
moar dps that isn't drow
Lovin these new Blitz images
>Ursa 0 kills in 20 minutes
>Lodasphere
I legit never thought a team could choke more
>>145878020
>finally viable in comp
it was played during shanghai as well
All these dota girls and you're still a virgin?
>it's an "anyone who funposts is Lebanon"episode
>>145877415
>I-Im 3k b-but Im good at this game I-I swear just let me analysist!!
Have they shown fight recap even once this entire LAN?
>>145877845
I dunno, bamboe is the biggest retard memeing manlet in dota. Seems like everyone just chooses to ignore it just to have another "known" name on the panel.
>>145878115
BlitzreactingtoAllianceDraft.jpg
>>145878105
Sheever is a horse faced cunt
>>145878067
This is the button you want lad
>>145878156
Just because they're girls and nerds doesn't mean they'll each take 100+ guys to fuck the whole stadium
>>145878067
Just hit Ctrl+- four times in mpv to set -400ms audio delay.
can they please just clone bulldog and have 5 of him as Alliance
>>145877598
like I'm trying to understand what the fuck s4 was thinking
Couldn't kill timber, he wasn't even close to being low
Wasn't trying to get a last hit
Didn't misclick on the minimap
Didn't have teammates coming for a gank
Didn't have ult
like what the fuck
>>145878156
Where's best grill Nigma?
>>145878156
I need more pictures of Yana
2 games already and fata still can't build euls to prevent FREE TP
>FATA
>GOOD
>Bulldog carrying harder than Loda and s4
>>145878156
I recognize Sheever, Soe, Anuxi, Kelly, and... Fwosh?
>>145878156
I'm claiming the one on the far right with the blue scarf.
>alliance playing for their lives
>liquid is just dicking around as if they're just playing some pub, still winning
>second pick Brew
GREAT IDEA
value forcestaff on drow
>>145878115
>what was the thought process of loda getting a force staff against an ursa???
>>145878301
First time watching alliance games?
The whole fucking team revolves around Bulldog for that simple reason. Are you 2k?
>it's an alliance loses 2-0 episode
>>145878316
Yeah that's Fwosh.
GUYS
BLOW EVERY COOLDOWN ON THE AEGIS URSA RIGHT NEAR THEIR TIER 1 MID
SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKING DO IT
GUYS
DO IT
NOTHING WILL GO WRONG
>0/2/2 Matu
fug :---DDD
OH! I remember this script! It's a "Liquid plays cocky and throws their lead in order to win in game3" episode
>>145878335
>fooling around and dropping taunts is "playing for their lives"
>tryharding and going for objectives as soon as possible is "dicking around"
no one is this retarded right? this is just le ebin trolley just pretending xdd posting?
>>145878156
Who is the one to the right of the long haired blonde? The fifth from the left
The one with the weird teeth. Shes just.... weird.
Is this a perfect example of that whole playing against alliance and banning nature's prophet thing
>20% hp
>two teammates dead
>TIME TO FARM DA ANCIENDS :DDD
>It's a "let Drow Ranger get farmed and focus on the Brewmaster instead" episode
>>145878514
you mean like major finals and major finals?
>>145878156
>>145878525
>fooling around and dropping taunts is "playing for their lives"
kek bulldog was just salty the game went to shit
>>145878237
HAHA VLC?? XDDDD
DUDE LMAO THATS LIKE,,,.. THE WORST VIDEO LPAYER!!
Lmao how is Ursa even real lmao nigga just forcestaff out
>drafting a bunch of cores that can't do damage in chrono
what did liquid mean by this
alliance are pussies
>>145878623
just stand next to her lol
>I'm not gonna buy a BKB on Ursa and get stunned / slowed / kited indefinitely.
>But I have my ultimate
>>145878674
This, but non-ironically
>>145878662
>bulldog
>being ever salty
how new can you possibly be?
>>145878693
>not drafting a dedicated chronoslavebitch for your balanced fire bird
Is the current year, gramps.
>>145878693
BUT DUDE LIQUID HAS THE BEST DRAFT LMAO HEROES THAT COMPLETE EACH OTHER SO MUCH XD
alliance falling apart
Arriance rooking in trouble
>first real item manta on damageless void
worse that medusa manta tbqh
brewmaster is a meme but it's actually doing pretty well against ursa
>>145878646
>3KB
CRIKEY
>this will be a hard fight for Alliance
>they're going to lose mid rax for sure
10/10 casting
Christ, every time I see this venge set I think it's a PA
liquid falling apart
just fucking disband and recruit NA players again this is fucking embarrassing
>Its a "game is doomed from the start" episode
>Bonus points: Natures Prophet can't even play his hero
I miss her ;_;
>brew and drow can fight vs all of TL
How does fwosh make her living income?
Like who pays her? She doesn't do anything, at least sheever makes pathetic attempts at casting and hosting but what does fwosh do?
>>145878795
>this guy will surely always be like when he is streaming for his underage audience
how naive can you possibly be
>all these fucking throws and counterthrows
>>145878946
ODpixel alt-tabs to read d2g mid cast
>oh shit everyone on d2g saying liquid is going to rekt face I better say so on my cast
>surprisingly d2g was wrong
OD will never learn
>Alliance wins
>Blitz commits suicide
>It's a "Force staff isn't OP" episode
is this the new farm vacuum meme?
>>145879040
reminder that panda was considered op as fuck for years
>>145878982
>Recruit United Shit players
Why would you recruit from a region literally worse than SEA
>>145879040
A BARREL OF LAUGHS
>>145879057
Leeches off another guy every 2 weeks
>>145879072
egm is his best friend
bamboe's voice is very annoying to listen to
>>145879094
when Air was good and playing it yea
Really enjoying those /d2g/ tears desu
AKKE
K
K
E
>tfw your win was uncondititioned
>>145879079
frustrated bear detected
when are immortals getting marketable?
I want to buy that rainbow cuntspear
>akke tps to tier 2 and pushes r on his low hp ally
wooooow holy shit
what an amazing play
>bamboe voice
top fucking kek
he sounds like a bird
wasnt liquid supposed to have won the game by this point? how is it still going on
>>145879297
i have like 4 of those
still no phoenix immortal
>>145879380
no bullying our favourite manlet
I'm getting triggered by this no euls timber.
>>145879094
>Its le ebin bat vs panda as first picks meme meta
>valve added a cosmetic for enchantress because of the orlando shooting
Bulldog and EGM are the only players on Alliance who aren't shit.
>>145879439
what were the bans in that era, or was it when teams would just firstban ld and furion vs alliance because of bulldog
>>145879478
are you stupid?
here's your (you)
>>145879297
>2 MONTHS
get fucked non-goy cuck
>>145879478
Stupid frogposter
>>145879402
They keep throwing hard so Alliance changed the tempo and something something the win condition.
>twitch chat is literally /int/
more our guys than us ourselves
>>145879593
>>145879607
amerigays will defend this
>matumba is bottom 5 on networth
just ebin job finland
haha maDUMBaman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What if brew's Q was a stun?
why does Drow have an aghs?
>Liquid are doing it!
>Dat cheese
>play against brew
>get BKB
WOW IT'S LIKE HE'S COUNTERED BY A SINGLE ITEM THAT MAKES HIM ACTUALLY WORTHLESS.
BUT NAH, LET'S GET EVERY ITEM BUT BKB.
>Alliance getting cucked in base
JUST SIT IN THE FOUNTAIN AND WATCH LIKE GOOD BOYS AS KURO RAPES YOUR HOME
This isn't even dota it's like my 4k pubs
>>145879857
If you build bkb, panda wins.
le funny timber meme man sure is balanced ;)
>>145877839
no he was clearly walking around thinking he had enough hp and he died during the clap animation
>they thought marimba was the 1 position after void gets first blood
>the only job of matumbba here was to eat the brew split because everyone had force staffs anyway
>alliance
Did alliance actually think building their entire team and draft around counter matumbaman would work?
He has team mates....
JUST CALL IT YOU KEK
Alliance is so FUCKING bad.
LOL THAT FUCKING FOUNTAIN DIVE
ULTRA KILL
Ahaha
Liquid were just toying with the swedecucks ;-))
LETS PICK BREW 2nD XD
>>145879902
why
like pottery
>don't pick furion
>lose
>pick furion as last resort
>lose
why was this total shit team invited again?
>swedish cuckolds
MIND = CONTROLLED
RYTI-RIBBENTROP v2.0
TODAY: EUROPE
TOMORROW: THE WORLD
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS
TO JUSTIFY WHY
THIS JOKE OF A TEAM
GOT A DIRECT INVITE
>hey loda let me play brew im really good
>ok but only if you promise to fuck kelly later
>fuck alright i'll do it
>That Liquid fan in a Fluff mask
>>145880029
Justin Trudeau
Matu got carried hard desu fampais
That dive KEK
I wish liquid's heroes had taunts so they could spam them during the fountain dive
>>145880036
>>145880080
reminder that Liquid are literally the second-best team in the world and that 8 teams get invited.
mindcontrol went from deadweight to playmaker in 6months
absolute madman
EUROPE IN FLAMES!
>Alliance
Who's the girl?
>bulldog gets caught twice before the big fight
they could've won that game though
Remember when you laughed at this man?
>>145880213
>8
its gonna be 10 , with 4 qualifier teams and 2 wildcards
>>145880029
because if you build bkb he focuses your teammates while they force staff drift away from you
if you don't build bkb you eat up brew split also e while they force into you to kill you and your teammates kill them after split
it's strategy
>>145880293
Just some gold digger slut taking advantage of a rich but lonely videogame nerd
>>145880314
i still do
Someone please post the "Loda and mummy" image
>>145880314
hey cutie, where you from
>both OG and Liquid have retarded manlets with inflated senses of worth being carried by alphas
they still haven't learned gulag...
>Liquid are good because they've put trash teams in the dumpster
wipe this meme from the face of the earth
So, Na'Vi is going to barely win against complexity, and then easily win against Vega to go to the finals. Will OG just 2-0 them again?
>Only 50k viewers during the biggest event this year
DotA2 is dead, am I the only one in here picking up Overwatch? It's the only game with bigger competition and more serious e-sport than DotA2
>>145880293
she'sTHE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
>natures prophet quest
how to win with this piece of garbage hero?
after all teir 1s are down you literally just push a wave, someone tps and you run away.
this hero is nothing more than a mild annoyance.
send help
>>145880314
to be fair he improved a lot since shanghai
>>145880503
>>145880293
ENDURANCE RUN
>>145880503
kek
KUROKY IS GONNA BOMB THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT
>>145880482
From the thumbnail I thought it was that JAV with a japanese girl being swarmed by niggers
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>145880503
you are correct that dota has died, but do not shill for overmeme
>kuro planning things
G-GUYS
>>145880503
>More serious e-sport
>Literally "DUDE BRO LOOK AT MY PLAY OF THE GAME: INCARNATED"
>>145880503
>Biggest event this year
Ayyy
>I'm gonna pick Techies
>Maybe tomorrow
>Ramadan Mubarak
What did he mean by this?
>>145880420
I'm not going to go through all of her twitter pictures since they fucked up the photo viewer sorry mate
>>145880608
Im sorry mindcontrol
>>145880503
@145880503
its not even the biggest event this month lmao
>skinhead nazi
>fat guy
>ugly woman
>na`vi hoody guy
>turks everywhere
is this germany in a nutshell?
>>145880480
Name one team that according to you isn't trash besides Newbee and OG
>>145880671
Fair enough, lad.
