>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>CURRENT TOURNAMENT
preview: http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/510336-esl-one-frankfurt-2016-preview
stream: https://www.twitch tv/esl_dota2
liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/ESL_One/Frankfurt/2016
dotabuff: http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4554
VODS: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhCH_nPE4JTozqQqM66hlKUVEn-_ek9bI
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE
>>145851775
FUTA TA
Where are the Sheever Pictures on ESL
I WANT SOME sHEEVER PICTURES.
What a tryhard OP
kys
MEMEBACK????
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>this man
>the guys
god I had ODpixel
>G carrying these shitters.
What does the 'G' stand for?
How close to snapping is G's spine at this point?
>>145864609
Go find the video of her doing archery with Soe
G-God
>>145864673
fng kinda looks like my exgf lol
FUCK SAKE EITHER TEAM, GO FOR OBJECTIVE U FUCKS
>>145864687
is Sheever single?
>let's try to get a kill rather than kill the rax
Post TI6 VP
Fng
Illidan
Lil
Resolution
Pub Offlaner
>>145864674
"Got 4 retards in my team"
>dendi
>>145864735
ODPixel is her bf
>VP with a stand-in and playing really bad
>na'vi still struggling to win
>these are 2 of the best CIS teams ATM
Is slav doto dead?
>>145864735
lol no
she follows her boyfriend around like a puppy
>>145864829
More alive than EG or Secret
>>145864829
>vp with a standin
?
Go Liquid!
just imagine if G was on a good hero
>>145864831
dem legs.
>>145864829
Nah, NoFear managed to arrive for today, this is their full team.
uuuuuuuhhhhh, dotards???????????
>>145864831
I wish sheever was my horny puppy...
>>145864915
I wish puppey was my horny sheever
>>145864848
>>145864895
Shit, I didn't even realized they have their full roster. They are doing pretty bad then.
>>145864915
Who do think has the higher sex drive? Sheever, the amazonian Goddess, or OdPixel, the rap god?
REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.03
BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a melee str hero
--------------------
Str - 22 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 19 + 2.0
Base Armor - 4
Base Dmg - 29 - 39
BAT - 1.85
Base MS - 295
Turn Rate - 0.8
--------------------
Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self
Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds.
Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd
W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (250 cast range)
Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/40/60/80
hp per second (can be cast even if stunned).
- 30mana/s 22 cd
E - Ask Purge for help - No Target
Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd
Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP - 4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs
R - Open Eyes - Target Area
Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals
450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period
will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd
**Aghs Upgrade** - Makes Open Eyes Channeled - after dealing the intial burst of dmg the ability continues to channel dealing
50/100/150 pure dmg per second. Blitz cannot move during this time, and if the ult is cancelled prematurely during the channel period
this secondary effect still fires - 100mana/s
>>145864992
sheever because she's dutch
Those people are freaks
>>145864896
>not a short young girl that mimics Slark's expressions
meh
WHERE ARE THE NEW SHEEVERS
VP IS A MESS
OUT
FUCKING
PLAYED
Alohadance is fucking garbo senpai.
>>145865016
his heroic ability should just be called "Evian Bottle", have no description and instantly win The Game
Whats he thinking right now guys?
>>145864415
the notail fuccboi janny is prob gonna delete this thread as soon as he sees this op tbqh
>>145865046
I am waiting for them to come in.
WHERE ARE THE SHEEVERS.
>>145865028
>>145865174
>I went 11 0 12 with multihero RPs and you guys still lost me the game
>>145865174
>when krokodil kicks in
>>145865174
I just wanted him to punch aloha in his fucking face after the game and then throw up in his face because of anxiety issues
VP is so fucking trash like holy shit they gave that game for shit'vi
DONDOBOSS
>>145865207
that's me pls get this pic off of 4chan
Navi vs CoL, whos hype
How do we save this man?
>>145865508
He needs to hit the rock bottom before he can save himself
is tourney scene oversaturated? I feel literally nothing for this ESL
eg 0-22 esl was fun though
So is this gonna be the theme now? Having members of old Mouz on your major tournament panel?
>>145865508
friendly reminder that artour carry > aui carry
>>145865541
Can you go any lower than this?
G is a really good player, I don't know how his personality is though. I saw the after game stuff from earlier but I really can't take much from that.
>Eri at Frankfurt
Is your body ready big boiz? Pinoys about to take over the hosting and casting scene.
>>145865485
oh im sry qt :3
SON OF GOD
O
N
O
F
G
O
D
it's son of ra
not son of god
TROLLED BY CAMERA MAN LMAO
THE MEMER DID IT
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>145865549
Tournaments aren't the same without EG and Shitrekt so we call come together and laugh at them.
>Pinoy guy points at the right camera twice
>They switch to the wrong one
Production???
what do you think G will tell his team in the post game showers
>>145865508
るいがわがてきをくらう
>>145865508
Give him a new team
>>145865508
he should honestly just go the singsing route and become a streamer
>>145865579
Yeah, he gets publicly acknowledged as a shitter and no longer gets into T1-2 teams, rather having to play multiple games a week like T3 teams to qualify for events and such. His name is still big enough for LAN organizers to straight up invite Secret, even if they're purely riding on the player fame, rather than performance.
>>145865508
zaaz will take care of him
>>145865579
Its always the darkest before the dawn
>>145865508
this would be an amazing shop if it wasnt for the retarded babyrage
>>145865710
He just reported them all at the end of the game for intentional feeding.
>>145865673
it is son of god ra , he said it. It just pinyos being monkeys
>>145865780
>Tfw Arteezy looks more manly than you
;_;
>>145865508
He needs to go back to his roots.
Kaipi shall rise again.
>>145865508
This has to be the patchiest "beard" I have ever seen
>>145865595
as long as this jackass never shapeshift into howling monkey like the rest of his brethren
>>145865786
>crop off the right side of the picture
Wow, that was hard.
>>145865673
Ra is one of gods in ancient egypt so its technically correct.
G is incredible. I was rooting for Navi, but still. Hope VP can work out their issues because G was essentially carrying them super hard that last game and the rest of the players need to show up.
Navi's drafts are garbage. Too greedy, no lane support, I think they will practice so that they have fixed these problems for TI6 but it is really hurting them. Thankfully, General and Sonneiko are incredible and giving Dendi Invoker is never a good idea.
>G is incredible. I was rooting for Navi, but still. Hope VP can work out their issues because G was essentially carrying them super hard that last game and the rest of the players need to show up.
Navi's drafts are garbage. Too greedy, no lane support, I think they will practice so that they have fixed these problems for TI6 but it is really hurting them. Thankfully, General and Sonneiko are incredible and giving Dendi Invoker is never a good idea.
G is incredible. I was rooting for Navi, but still. Hope VP can work out their issues because G was essentially carrying them super hard that last game and the rest of the players need to show up.
Navi's drafts are garbage. Too greedy, no lane support, I think they will practice so that they have fixed these problems for TI6 but it is really hurting them. Thankfully, General and Sonneiko are incredible and giving Dendi Invoker is never a good idea.
Do you guys use a program to view the games? I remember using some program to view the games in VLC.
Help me out
>>145865780
THIS IS HERSCHEL'S LAND, RICK
Thoughts on blink first sven?
I like to rush blink dagger as first item. Skip brown boots for wind lace, get a mango + blink. Guaranteed kill at level 6. I never build helm of dominator.
>filename
what went wrong?
>>145865867
that would be too disrespectful to my dear fellow memers
also cropping would ruin the shot
>>145865957
no there's no such program anon.
even if there was we wouldn't have helpful links in the op to make it easy for you to find it.
>>145865957
Livestreamer Twitch GUI google it
>>145865957
read the OP
>>145865957
TOLD YOU FUCK A MILLION TIMES NO ONE READS YOUR SHITTY OP
>>145865989
thats just retarded
fast blink is great for kills, yeah, but going all in on that instead of going the safe ancient stacking route is just dumb
>>145865713
>rui ga
fuckin weebs
>>145866005
>not in the op
LMAO
>>145865836
no it's son of ra
the word god isn't included in his name
>>145866005
>>145866017
>>145866028
>>145866047
Ty guys, commended.
COSPLAY
SEXY GERMAN GIRLS
How will they perform now
FUCK NO NO NOT ANOTHER COSPLAY
>>145864687
>ywn have a threesome with amazonian horseface and tomboi dyke
JDIMSA ;_;
THAT NECRO COSPLAY, HOLY FUCK.
sheever cm?
>>145865579
No, he is at the final stage of his metamorphosis there is nowhere else to go.
>Its cosplay time
>>145866123
I know it is son of Ra, but RA=GOD . He just explained it badly. It is similar like child of the sun or something
WHERE IS THE GAME FUCK THIS COSGAY BULLSHIT.
and fuck this pinoy cunt too
>NECRO
>DK
>TECHIES
>WK
MAN THEYRE ALL SO GOOOOD
>not this shit again
That Dragon Knight looks pretty sweet.
>""""american"""" and """"""euroepan"""""" cosplay
not even close to philipines cosplay
HOLY FUCK ITS BOTH EXTREME, TERRIBLE BAD AND GODLY GOOD
>>145865836
Good that he clarified it early in his career.
99% of people get the handle of this player wrong
>>145864831
how tall is he?
who the fuck is that announcer and why is he not able to speak english
>That Dragon Knight in the set from TI5
>SLARKERINA
HOLY SHIT FAMPALACHI
JUST HIT ME UNTIL I HAVE NO STATS LEFT
POUNCE ON TOP OF ME
AND DARK PACT ON MY FACE
Cosplay has been better at each event desu. Also that was Synd's gf in the WK outfit.
>>145866156
I'd be impressed by a top 10 finish for eg, assuming they don't get cheesed out of the qualifiers. I really don't expect secret to even qualify for TI
This is fucking pahtetic, they all look like trash.
Why did the manila major have god-tier cosplays?
Frankfurt has a prizepool too, I think.
>PINOY HOST ON AN INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT
wow dota has truly fallen huh? this is why dota is not ESPORTS material , china would do BETTER than this tbqh
PSG here
It's my birthday, burn one wit a nigga
pleasantly surprised it's not 90% lina and cm again
>That was all they show of the cosplay competition
Well then
>German """""""Cosplay"""""""""
step it up
holy fuck the female techies has a PHAT ass
anyone itt has a phat ass? wanna meet?
Reminder that Lobster Doom overdosed in his hotel room and died alone
reminder that this will never be topped
>>145866156
Still surprises me to no end that rtz didn't leave secret this time. Anyway, any team with shitters like him and bulba is not going to perform. Eg has Zai so they'll win some at least.
>>145866307
I want to Laguna Blade deep inside of that Lina that was all the way on the left
holy shit that lina had enormous tits
>>145866245
>manila pays out pinoy equivalent of cash enough to retire and live in a mansion with your family
>frankfurt pays out 2.5k euros
>>145866323
>>145866392
THIS
I mean, what the actually fuck, already boring as fuck crowd and now this.
Just take me back to manila, gaben.
>>145866367
PSG you should get a gun for your birthday and kill yourself.
>>145866392
Shit, I forgot about the Manila cosplay. Didn't even know it was going to happen, and then it all went on while I was asleep. Thankfully it pushed the final back some so I could see it. Did that guy win? Cause that's pretty good
>>145866429
>even taped his fingers into a set of 2 each hand
truly one of the best i've seen
>this cosplays...
>>145866156
Bulba is trash
theyll be tier 2 on a good day
Are these c u ck s even trying?
Someone send clock over because he was robbed in Manila.
>>145866429
this and the clockwerk bro from manila are the best
>>145866429
DARK LIGHT
Yeah cosplay is great but now every tournament is doing it and it's starting to get stale and annoying.
SHIT NO COSPLAY COMP CAN EVER TOP MANILA
>>145866323
>>145866392
the cosplays at this event were excellent, did you see wk and dk?
>>145866429
when was this
>Every big event from now on will have the obligatory cosplay show off
Just fuck my LAN up famalam
>>145866648
Kill you are self
>>145866674
a month ago
>>145866648
you need to leave
>j-just pick me clock guys I swear I'll do okay, just like that one time in the TI when we won that one game, heh that was good
>>145866691
Nobody cares about just Dota anymore gotta have people dress up now, can't wait for other fun """"events"""" at future tournaments :^)
>>145866648
I wish we could have something more patrician, like an art contest or something.
>>145866669
I think you mean TI5
>>145866392
Jesus fuck the hooves. I'd be pretty fucking scared if I didn't know about doter and this guy showed up.
>>145866537
He was top 2, best one was clock and he wasn't even in top 3.
Manila major had 4 out 10 literal god-tier cosplays.
>>145866290
2 heads less than her
>>145866813
niogga what , how do people make costumes this good.
>>145866691
>there will NEVER be a Japan Major
sad tbqh , imagine the Juggernaut cosplays with real authentic ten trillion times folded katana
>>145866813
Can we have cosplay orgies? I'm sure that would bring in attendees and viewers.
>you will never breed her
>>145866156
EG top 3
Secret won't even get past the qualifiers
all games are going to be arteezy carrying or attempting to carry the other 4
IF YOU ENJOY COSPLAY YOU SHOULD HONESTLY JUST KILL YOURSELF
>>145866835
DELETE THIS
>>145866648
>trying to look intimidating when you're basically curling 10lbs
>>145866835
reported
>>145866835
>those legs
>>145866891
Japs are low test dyels, I can't imagine them pulling off Jugg.
>>145866891
Literally nobody in Japan has ever heard of dota besides, the only "games" they play on pc are VNs
>>145866691
>LITERALLY FREE ADS FOR HATS
>AND FREE STUFF IN BETWEEN GAMES
>Thinks valve will pass up on it
>>145866808
i swear to god that EG and Secret are somehow in a deal to destroy every team and themselves for the lulz , i mean how can Bulba switch that fast?? it was literally like 2 days when EG and Secret got killed at Manila and they suddenly announce Universe back to EG and bulba tho to Secret?
>>145866835
>Some gonna triggered by this
>Alliance video ends with them going down an elevator (leaving)
lol
>>145866835
I think you mean whenever they wheel these sluts out.
muh dick.
>>145866392
>>145866429
these are actually fucking sick
>>145866808
>implying he's not a worse Clock than Mike
post rtz bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MisGRwa2qYQ
>>145867012
Fucking damnit, I just can't get myself too save that.
>>145867139
>covered tummies
>>145867193
A true classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8KLOYAcY_A
>>145867193
better save than sorry senpai
>>145866835
>she's an EG fan
BASED
Hope she shows up this TI
Daily reminder that Manila Major is the GoodTI.
No tourney can top it, unlessgaben hosts it there again
>>145867141
>Manlet Mike
My fucking sides
>>145867139
2,3,4,5,1 is the order I would mate with them.
>>145867139
>muh dick
its literally 5 5s. one of them is max 6 and a couple are like 4s. none of them have particularly nice bodies. muh what?
>>145867293
lmao, what the fuck is going on in that webm?
fuckin turks
Does Nahaz even play dota?
>>145867367
no he's a teacher
>>145867307
>Manila Major
>good
nice try pinoy , go back to the streets and beg for money
>>145867346
obviously the dick tingle is all about the downie in the middle
the rest are flabby slavs in their 30s
>>145867367
No, why would you play dota when you can find all you need to know by looking at the numbers?
>>145866829
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, anon with his interpretive dance called "9 Inches, pathetic"
>>145867346
>none of them have particularly nice bodies
how the fuck do you know they're all covered up by baggy clothes lmao
>>145867139
Chearleader Effect
OFFICER WU YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
>>145867367
well he sure played ur mum last nite =)
>>145867361
Apparently, those are Turkish football fans
Does CoL have any chance of beating Navi now that theyre playing full slav doto
>>145867501
uhh complete lack of curves or any muscle tone anywhere? the fact that they are slavs, who grow small and weak, without feminine curves?
>>145867461
>he hasnt watched goodTI
kys
>>145867139
>>145867261
>>145867327
>>145867346
>>145867532
>>145867467
>>145867501
someone post the other meepo girls
webms, you know the ones
>>145867482
rtz was eyeing her after ppd pointed out lmao
>>145867604
shit kunkka , someone post pajeetKunkka
>>145867482
>Reinessa Beastmaster
why the fuck does this huge-nosed bitch latch on to DotA as if she'll ever be relevant
>>145867467
Nah second from the right is cute as a button.
post best ults
>>145867604
I want to face fuck that chipmunk looking Kunkka and have her store my cum in her cheeks for a rainy day.
How do you respond when your coworkers ask you what your plans for the weekend are?
When your "plans" consist of staying home alone browsing the internet and playing dota?
>>145867731
That cosmetic taught me how big Echo Slam really is. Thanks EG
>>145867735
>>145867770
why does this nigga look like post star trek data
>>145867731
sweaty qop ass
>>145867795
Slow down, NSA
>>145867731
>pic not related
>>145867735
>>145867646
>>145867795
tell them that you are painting some of your walls and getting some other shit fixed in your house.
or that you are gonna spend the weekend with your family
>>145867731
>>145867875
>face almost like black^
cant unsee
>>145867731
This Pinoy is so fucking awful
why can't they just get an english speaking host jesus christ
how about yames?
>TFW Alliance comes on stage
>>145867795
>hainvg a job
>>145867646
I have a few images.That I have fapped over many, many times.
>>145867994
Pinoys were a mistake
who /Matumbaman/ here?
Matumbagod
>>145867914
Her wet tits make my dick diamonds every time I see this gif.
>>145866808
So now that Riki is a top tier pick, does this mean every single character in the game has been a top tier pick at some point EXCEPT for kunkka? When will he finally be viable?
stop shouting you pinoy monkey
>tfw my beloved hobby has become childrens entertainment
>>145868132
right here senpai
>>145868084
i want the slav cutes, not this whore
>>145868159
her wet lips make my dick diamonds every time i see that gif
>Swedish flag
lmao, Loda was about to tackle that nationalistic nazi scum off stage
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
CRINGE MAXIMUM
>>145867875
UHHHG T I H C C
>>145868084
>>145867795
I tell them I stay at home and play video games. What? Do you work with social queers?
Here's my dev team
>38 year old single qt, will probably be single for the rest of her life, enjoys beer and hides her powerlevel
>31 year old guy with 2 kids, loves vidya, we talk about vidya and politics all day
>35 year old lady who has 3 kids, no hobbies, I actually don't know what she does outside the office aside from her small business
>28 year old guy who manages an internet cafe, but doesn't play vidya
>>145868243
there is nothing wrong with whores
>>145868132
WE RUN THIS GENERAL
>>145868170
Viable in pubs that's enough for me
>mfw trolling people with boat + blink + x marks
>>145867704
cause she has this average everyday girl look to her and the attitude of a stuck up nigger whore.
in other words
>muh edgy dick
How come the host had FLUFFNSTUFF come up for Team Liquid?
>>145868243
i'd take both, not gonna complain
We posting cosplay now?
>>145868087
