>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4oluw4/dota_2_update_main_client_june_17_2016/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/id/RequiemOfRose/
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
Stop this
1st for i hate overwatch
Who was in the wrong here?
SEA monkeys lol
>It's another butchered OP episode
>>145852067
I just copied the last OP ;w;
what if
hurricane pike carry such as TA/drow/Od
+
bounty hunter tracking enemies
literally free kills
Hey!
Why aren't you playing Clinkz?
He gives you FREE WINS
>>145852151
REPORT THIS POSTER
>>145852151
Cute as heck desu
>>145852151
>those teeth
>that enormous nose and lips
>LITERALLY visible tatoos
>mole that is trying to escape that face
DELETE THIS
>>145852151
THANKS MY BOSS SAW THIS AND SAID ITS DISTURBING THAT IM INTO BESTIALITY AND HE MIGHT FIRE ME
>>145852151
If she had better teeth, would she be hot?
M I N D
C O N T R O L
FAT_CONTROL
IT'S A DISASTAH
POST BREED
MIND_CHOLESTEROL
>throw all BKBs, ults and the rest for lifestealer
>just force staffed away from everything that was thrown at him
>Get 5 man chrono'd
Fnatic everyone
Reminder to eat Snickers before playing Dota 2
>Fnatic actually lost this
xD
>>145852340
Are you legit stalking his games?
Hey
Fnatic is so bad
H-hey huys
Can they drink the red bull or is it just for the commercial?
>>145852402
Hey cutie
W U B
U W U
B U W
>>145852142
>Press R
>Dick around try to survive as long as you can
DP For Dummies
Was Net right?
quick somebody post a dick pick to #ESLONE
Someone post the meme'd fan images from ESL Frankfurt 2015, it had Fear penis IIRC and other shit
>inb4 i see my 'ex' in the crowd at esl
>>145852517
Adding or throwing away 1 more trash into the bin wont do shit
What does sex feel like?
>>145852590
when you get +25 mmr
>>145852590
Like masturbating but worse.
>>145852590
bags of milk
YES YES WELL DONE LIQUID, WELL DONE LIQUID
HOWEVER
>nahaz
>bamboe
>maelk
is ESL trying to achieve the worst panel in history
GJ BEATING DUMPSTER TIER TEAM GUISE
>>145852615
>but worse
what? why
>>145852340
>gif with no inventory visible
fuck you
>>145852693
he probably uses condoms lmao
Why are Europeans so ugly?
>>145852693
Dont listen to him, it feels good. Maybe bit worse with the condom on but without one it feels good
>>145852730
Because we need a white genocide.
>>145852730
Measure your words brown subhuman
>>145852729
what about contraception and STDs if you dont use one?
>>145852815
You're on 4chan, you should be a bugchaser with an impregnation fetish by next week if not already
>>145852590
i made an error and didnt lubricate myself properly the first time so it was actually painful a bit the first time
but i practiced solo after and now everything is smooth 2bh
>>145852815
fuck chicks you can trust with that shit
>>145852876
am i suppsoed to ask her if shes clean before we fuck or what?
Or just blind trust if she seems responsible/not a whore
t. virgin
>>145852876
>just trust the guy that you steal cars with not to be a criminal
soe on stage when?
>>145852697
well he's pretty clearly got bloodthorn, mask of madness and aghanims
no idea about other items
>>145851775
All anime is child porn
>>145852935
you use a condom until you do STD testing together
These are my win ratios and games played in ranked games
Who should I play more?
Who should I play less?
>>145853010
?
>>145852935
Just fuck her already and don't worry about that shit.
HEHE WE R DRINKING BEER LIKE GROWNUPS
>>145853010
who is this literal goddess
>>145852935
Then just use a condom, it will feel good too, like youll know the difference if youre a virgin
>>145853064
>yuros are degenerates
well look at that what a surprise
NOT
any more cuties spotted in the crowd?
>>145853172
me :3
>>145853172
Fuck off, Dadyrus
Fuck these ads
did they really name a computer component Savage?
Look at how everyone is leaning away from SirFatFucks.
Why is this disgusting amerifat allowed into events at all?
>>145852867
Did you take it up your bum?
>>145853119
The filename.
>>145853176
good to know that TI money went to good use
>>145853176
This "Kelly is hideous" meme is pretty dumb, it's obviously just racism combined with the majority of people here never going outside and seeing or interacting with average women ever
>>145853064
The actual poll about was about Tits vs Ass
Only USA and Philippines preferred ass
>>145852991
okay, how much do i need to pay to get into this thing
>>145853064
>MURRICA in charge of doing the right thing
every other country BTFO
>>145853017
>warlock when you need counter intiation
>spectre when you need teamfight/lategame
>zeus when you need mid game/gank synergy (ult, nigga)
>axe when they have a weak safelane
>ursa mid vs alch mid for ez wins
and if you're not retarded, weaver off/mid for dank memes
>>145853275
nah she fucking disgusting
>Be in qt's house
>Studying chemistry
>Find Mein Kampf in her library
Wat do /d2g/?
>>145853275
desu she is quite ugly. I'd probably still bone her tho
>>145853017
How do you play so much zeus?
The most games I have on a hero is 77 and i've got 2k games played
>>145853321
I've been picking axe vs phys damage lineups or stuff like PA since the buffs to him
It's fucking brutal, I can only lose if my team is beyond shit which happened twice so far
I pick warlock vs TA mid and win every tiem
>>145853387
unzip your jewish cock
>>145853387
Marry her and have 6+ kids
>>145853387
Tell her you hate the Jews as much as she says she does in her youtube videos
>>145853290
source? I distinctly remember there being a ton of polls around when the senran kagura game was coming out just like that one, although to be fair I dont remember seeing that one specifically
>>145853387
marry her
>>145853387
Walk up to her and take your shitty jokes back to /b/
>>145853275
shes disgusting mate
and not only on the outside
sadly I don't have any gifs with me on my phone to support my claim
>>145853387
Propose to her
>>145853394
I love playing him, I played him vs 5-6k people in int ranked and did good, I think my zeus is way better than my other heroes
It's too painful to lose after I win the early game so fucking hard though, like when teams refuse to push and collapse
>>145853017
>beloved
>community
>memer
d2g, what's your favorite snack while playing dota?
>>145853387
Compliment her eclectic reading tastes and ask if she plays Doter
>>145853516
mhh bacon
>that question
>that answer
SAVAGE
>>145853516
vaginal bacon
NaVi wins 2-1
>>145853402
Understandable, if you wanna be a real nigger play spec when you wanna force them to lose against the high ground defense meme. Also, try and wrap your head around timber, because he's very strong against teams which don't want to build BKBs
>>145853516
Man I would eat that why the hell not, people eat far grosser things than that all the time
Is Alohamemedance playing for VP? Or it is khezzu?
>It's a Nahaz panel
>>145853516
BLUE BOARD
>>145853532
She also has pic related
>>145853516
semen from my bf
>>145853584
2-0
I love Blitz. He's so cheerful
>>145853462
Becuz she used to be a cam model? That makes her a horrible person?
>>145853625
>anti mage being black
fucking trash
>>145853657
>implying camwhores are ever good people
>>145853516
DELETE
THIS
>>145853657
no he means when she was a caster and acted like a POS just to get that money
>>145853585
I do good as timber early on but as soon as I get my bloodstone I lose all charges and my team collapses
>>145853643
>implying you have a bf
>>145853718
Naga is so fucking cute holy shit 10/10 would hold hands with under a blanket
>>145853176
Whats wrong with her face then? Is it the eyes? Isnt that a bit racist? All asian ppl look like ugly monkeys?
God I hate Nahaz.
d2g, where do you fall in?
>SECRET GETTING SHIT ON IN A TOURNAMENT THEY ARENT EVEN IN
MY SIDESSSSS
>>145853840
he's so in love with himself
>Dendi 2-0'd Poopey
whats wrong with nahaz
why all the hate man
>>145853846
Can you repost that in white man's units?
>>145853846
6 1 wew
king of manlets
>>145853846
>dumb /b/tards have to do that shit to feel good about themselves
kek
>>145853897
He used to tongue secrets butthole at every opportunity he got.
>>145853728
consider going octagon core before bloodstone, and maybe building glimmer/BoTs, make sure teamfights happen when you're there
>>145853846
6'8 lanky fuck
>>145853897
He is just such an annoying prick that refuses to be wrong so much that he acts like he was right from the start when he wasnt
>>145853846
5'8
i've had 4 qt gfs
>>145853846
>not even on the chart
How should I end myself?
razor aghs idea
> razor summons an invincible, unmovable lightning cloud or ghost or something at a location
> 900 attack range
> 12 seconds duration
> 3333 summon range
> deals the same damage and attack modifiers as razor
> 48 second cooldown
y/y?
>>145853932
Secret used to win games.
>>145854073
until they kicked two players to pick the best mid in the world and the best offlaner in the world
>>145853846
>5'9 is a manlet
that above the average male height
>>145854103
>best offlaner in the world
literally played like shit since ti5, wasn't even the best before that.
jesus christ I cannot think of a more overrated player than universe
>>145853904
it ranges from 0.00833332 furlongs (low end) to 1.08333 fathoms (high end) the king of manlets cut off is at 68000 thous
>>145854118
in asian countries, yes.
this is embarassing
JOIN NOW FOR KEKING STACKS AND EUS
>>145854030
>3333 summon range
sure its a good idea to let siege highground from the river
>>145853176
I really have never seen someone who actually looks so much like a monkey.
Reminder that only portuguese are manlets.
just calibrated at 4300 on international ranked, those games are wack as fuck
>>145854159
ah thanks
well you could say i'm a pretty big guy
>>145854159
Is there a shot of that from another angle?
I wanna see how he did it.
Why are you so buttdevastated dotards?
>>145854270
fake
>>145854312
Yeah no shit.
I wanted to see how he created that illusion.
>>145854296
Nice soloq you have there
>le dankfurt xDD
>no qt sheever at esl
why even watch/live
>>145854397
>no qt sheever gf to impregnate and marry
why live
>>145854356
I've seen one where it's all perspective, the thing is laid out on the floor and the support beams just stick in the air
No idea how he made the water "fall" to the water wheel though
But try researching the filename m8
when will best girl come? ;_;
>>145853846
I´m 6´4 (195cm) and I never even held hands with a girl only time I kissed was when I pretty much forced a drunk girl on party to kiss with me. This pic is bullshit, it says I should have fresh pussy everywhere I go
>>145854221
>shortugal
>>145854296
because you wont post more becky
>>145854270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpcIIa2hKRo
How do I get more stream viewers? Assuming I am acute girl.
General is a qt
>>145854603
no shit
>>145854603
Thats becuz ur face is a 3/10
post qts during draft
>>145853652
fuck off he's garbage like you
>G laughing his ass off during draft
>>145854697
>>145854296
>tfw no lewd teenager pandering hero
>>145854697
>>145854747
?
>>145854735
JUST
>>145854747
Thats because Dota has more advanced niche fetish girls like Naga, Bambi and Broodmoma with her child bearing hips
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING PEE ODDSHOT
>>145853996
spot on. I got a huge boner when purge called him out on it at manila. So bummed he isn't going to be there to stop nahaz again
>>145853707
>>implying camwhores are ever good people
R9K used to be white knighters but turned into this.
lols feminism, not even once
>this game needs tempo
Who fucking allowed this tumblr nose cunt to cast again?
When are they removing memeback entirely?
Playing better than your opponent, but not 100% perfectly flawless should not punish you if your opponents manage to win one fight.
>>145854883
I don't have enough brood desu, care to post some?
>last-banning Tinker
>>145854916
Sheever?
Peeing?
Lewd.
>fnatic first team out
remember that retard that said NAdota and SEA dota were on the raise a few months ago?
who was it?
>>145855043
Im on my phone so I cant, cant post my loli pugna collection either
>>145855069
it's only sound, but it was very long and very lewd
THE BLACK HOLE
RAVAGE AS WELL
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>145855180
dems the nostalgy
Post our guy Cap
>>145855073
swidnlezz
top zozzle
>>145855073
remember all the "NA bull" spam?
>>145855238
good hype
good knowledge
good voice
just the right amount of memeiness
based
>>145855238
he's too autistic to actually banter properly
damn I miss 2GD
>>145855289
I like how he hides *cuck* in his cast quite often
>>145855257
>Arteezy and EternalEnvy the ultimate bulls
The more you think about it the funnier it becomes
>you can hear the commentary's echo
>>145855257
I remember one guy deluding himself.
>SHIT RA SHIT RA SHIT RA SHIT RA
>yoky plays offlane
>does well
wow who would have thought
lmao ditya
This is boring!
B O R I N G ! !
I demand ESL import pinoy monkeys for maximum hype!
>>145855307
go to sleep james
if you are too busy with your diabotical shit to host a hub then you don't belong to this place
>>145855456
>hosting a hub when you're blacklisted from the scene
>>145855407
It's also the mic/stadium setup which makes it sound lame. Expect tomorrow to be hype
>Autya Ra
>>145855504
>trying to give opinions when you don't know what you are talking about
>Death Prophet
>Him
cap...
>>145852151
FUCK YOU I'VE REPORTED YOU TO 4CHIN POLICE FOR POSTING THIS HIDEOUS PIECE OF SHIT PICTURE
>Riki will be in every pub now.
;_;
>>145855667
people will still safelane him and do jackshit though
>>145855562
my opinions are much better than yours though lmao
>dendi
>melee
>carry
pick 1, picking two is really pushing it
Outside of /r/dota2 what are some good subreddits?
What did he mean by this?
>>145855781
r/dota2smut and r/healslut
>>145855781
r/pantysniffing
Will VP ever be as good as they were around TI5 again?
>>145855781
thebluepill
sandersforpresident
hotwife
peegonewild
foreveralonewomen
srswomen
Do you dotards really pay for EXPIRING HATS?
>>145855781
r/cosplaygirls
>>145855870
adding to this:
pegging
cuckold
cuckoldry
feminism
what the fuck is huskar even good for anymore?
>>145855871
>there are people who paid for the blood vial
top keke
>>145855923
free wins in low priority
>>145855781
/r/traps
>>145855923
He is still good in the right lineup but certainly needs a dazzle or oracle
>Slav DotA
>>145855923
Feeding
>that LS kick
that was pretty sweet desu
>>145855781
r/ttotm
i dont think i've seen a naix this sad
aa is working out really well
DENDI
B
O
S
S
>>145855991
as oracle do you ever disarm the carry youre healing?
DONDOMON SUPAMADARRR
Dendi has been watching Miracle.
A lot.
HOLY FUCK DENDI YOU MAKE ME WET MYSELF
When did this FNG is a good captain meme start anyway?
sheever piss horse?
>It is a damagelessRIki vs moneylessBH match
MADMAN
damn I was considering betting on vp
odds were so good
>>145856234
Yeah, for example if someone necro ults your carry.
>absolute madman
od is literally ourest of the guys of vg
>>145856238
what do you mean by this?
>>145856340
But BH has money
>>145856429
OD is reddit anon
>>145856463
yeah no
>>145856504
>first link thing
>dota 2 on reddit
kys
How do we make the illusion rune actually good?