>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>Trash Thread
Hey kid, wanna shitpost? wanna post offtopic? wanna spread your faggot agenda? try >>>/trash/3474975 #
>>145768590
its fun
i like fun
That's two threads in a row where you haven't cross posted the other thread
Shit OP
..post doodles
reminder
RETOASTING
In all seriousness,supposedly all women everywhere die overnight,which tf2g would you go gay for?
Would you rather be the man or the woman in the relationship?
Mods pls do not delete I'm kinda interested in knowing.
>>145768835
booties are fine, at least people are actually playing sticky demo in pubs now and every pl game isn't some sentry stalemate
also claidhem + tide turner = 100% charge on kill, i'm not sure why everyone keeps passing it up. skullcutter is king, but claidhem it's still a fun weapon
>>145768904
i would murder 26 and steal human to make him my sex slave
>>145768904
I already like a tf2g so I don't think I count
>>145768904
None. I'll just have to beat off for the rest of my life
>>145768904
any eu will do except sops or any of the brits
>>145769467
who.is.he
who.ru
>4 people chose eus
we win again
ahaha
How do i start to main med in comp
>>145769467
does he know you're going tsundere over him
>>145769660
I don't want to say
I don't want to say
I would rather be the woman sexually but I think he would also
What do lesbians do for sex?
>>145769965
In the class selection screen, click on Medic
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740
>>145770054
Done. How do i win premiership now
>>145769965
Learn about crit heals, healing order, surfing and generally get good knowledge of maps, gain some gamesense so you won't get fucked all the time.And prepare yourself for the worst. Blame your team whenever you die.
uwu
>>145770248
> Learn about crit heals, healing order,
what is this
>>145770045
say who he is
if he has alot of gs added he won't think it's you
>>145770419
If someone has taken 0 damage in the last 10 seconds, they get healed 3x faster
Heal order is harder to define, since it changes based on the situation, but basically you focus heals on the target that will impact the game the most if they are being healed, generally demoman
>>145770613
Why do i heeling someone who has taken 0 damage in the last 10 seconds?
I mean they already will be overhealed and i can build uber on someone else.
>>145770753
If they ran away or are coming to you after respawning and need a buff, it's just something you need to be aware of, that you can fully buff a scout in less than a second
It also comes into play at the beginning of a round, when soldiers and demos will be jumping towards the spawn exit
>>145769965
https://twitter.com/lucidrunner/status/670652939304886272
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/183549
i haven't been on 4chan in an eternity
since when do boards not have 15 pages?
>>145771506
hi um... don't get this the wrong way but i think i know you
>>145771639
who am me
>>145770753
Typical situation that pops up nearly every game is pocket soldier rollout, where they damage themselves, run to mid with escape plan, and then get instantly healed as you come to mid.
And as the other guy said, heal order is pretty much knowing who to heal when, you'll learn a lot of it with practice and gamesense.
>>145771821
an famous tf2 player
>>145771910
say my name bitch
>>145771989
o-only while you're penetrating my ass
oh my GOD! is this the one and only MUSELK?!
oh my tf2gfu
would you WORSHIP your tf2gfu?
STAAR SAY MY NAAAME
*prays he doesnt hate me much*
>>145772140
that's gay no fuck
>>145772179
no it's Mr. F4nkagermster
im ms dollar
>>145769789
>eurostan thinks he's better than anyone
update when
I think it's really cute how much human loves 26
>There are people who think Spy isn't the scrubiest class
I mean that's fine, not everyone is skilled enough to kill someone actually looking at them.
>its been 540 days since valve added new weapons into the game
FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY
D A Y S
A
Y
S
UPDATE
W H E N
H
E
N
>>145774508tomorrow
>>145774508
no new weapons pls
>>145774052
it's fake
they do not love each other
it's not cute you have fallen for the gay propaganda
>>145775525
i want new weapons in the sense of completely redoing shitty ones instead of adding even shittier ones on top of the shitty ones
i have fallen for my tf2gfu
>>145775858
i dont know if you know this or not but every time valve completely overhauls a weapon someone ends up making a blogpost about how tf2 made them suicidal
>>145775992
spy senpai?
>>145776150
what do you mean
>>145776040
is that supposed to be a bad thing
all baddies deserve to diet. baddie
>>145776198
idk lmao i'm new to /vg/ and just want to fit in tbqh
>>145776223
no but valve takes everyone's opinions into account
which is why flamethrowers haven't been fixed
they're just afraid something will backfire spectacularly
if valve worked on weapon balance since the start, this kind of shit wouldn't have existed
>>145774508
i dont want new weapons
fix the ones already in the game first
I wish the Chargin Targe still had afterburn immunity
LIST THEM:
5 weapons you'd like to see nerfed in the next balance patch
5 weapons you'd like to see buffed in the next balance patch
>>145778292
scorch shot
half zat
danger shield
critacola
all of demo's shields
sun stick
panic attack
overdose
southern hospitality
back scatter
>>145778292
quick fix
gru
wrangler
diamond back
scottish resistance
loose cannon
volcano fragment
bison
pretty boys pocket pistol
heatmaker
caber
fuck ur rules
>>145778292
>Crit-a-Cola
>Sandman
>Disciplinary Action
>Jag
>Quick-Fix
>Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
>Cow Mangler 5000
>Scottish Resistance
>Eureka Effect
>Southern Hospitality
the next update is going to be pretty mediocre just you wait
discipline me
>>145778292
they better have reworked everything by the time they release the update
Anyone want to buy my Teufort knight for 15 ref?
i hate how muselk is considered a pillar of the community because he's a fuckwit desu
>>145780203
No.
>>145780323
It was star, but we know what happened to him.
>>145778292
>nerf
darwin's danger shield
sandman
holiday punch
concherorubersaw
>buff
panic attack
claymore
overdose
equalizer
shanashah
if 5 people reply to this post with proof that they are different people within the next five minutes i will raffle
bait do NOT reply
too bad no raffle
poot
i have never replied in my life
QUICK
>>>>>>>>>>> POST SCOOTS
lmao who cares about free video game items
poot tits
*doesnt play for a week*
*cant kill anyone in a harvest pub*
you just need to practice bro :)
>>145784270
my scout is the best scout
half u suck always
i will have sex with whoever buys me the kitties misc
*spends hours on dm servers and mge*
*cant kill anyone in a harvest pub*
you just need to practice bro :)
NEW THREAD
>>145764558
>>145764558
>>145764558
DON'T CLICK, IT'S A FAKE
VIRUS DONT CLICK
>Can't trade because of steamguard
Why live?
>>145785350
id?
im srs
>>145785849eu or na
there is anawoo emoticoncheapest one is $15
>>145786261it won't matterpost your id and we'll see what happens
>>145786614but i don't want people to think i'm a slutwe probably don't live near each other why do you wanna know
han solo is killed by his son kylo ren
>>145786930ohi guess i'll buy them for my self
>>145787201i hope you enjoy them:( ________
>>145787075
are you still upset that cp isn't your bf
>>145788112
even if i was gay i would never ever want any of you reprobates anywhere near my p*nis
>>145788229
yeah right
are you telling me you don't want to fuck human?
>>145788414
how damaged do you have to be to want to fuck someone you know solely from their fake forum personality
>>145788494
why should i know
ask twenty-six united US dollars
>>145788638
stop replying to me the popup makes my game lag
>>145788752
make me
>>145788112
DO NOT sexualize the tf2g of the year
he is not gay but i would unironically go for him if he was
>>145788829
>DO NOT sexualize this guy
>proceeds to sexualize him
wew
>>145788752
*lags you're game*
>>145788829
we know
>>145784270
>literally only one poster ever talks about cp
>pretty much no way it isn't cp himself
dude its obvious
stop embarrassing yourself
>>145789226
>The Thighs of Shota
damn
>>145789103
he doesn't know that i like him that way and i would appreciate it if nobody told him that he has a gay fanboy posting this sort of shit
i talk to him about my sexuality alot so he might automatically assume it's me
isnt shota meant to be like prepubescent
what is this new internet faggot thing where the underage boys look like curvy girls
>>145789623
i can assure you i'm not him
i will not however post my id because i said too much
can we change the subject?
>>145789226
NIgga, that's gay.
>>145789810
Yes. Lonely virgins realizing they'll never get a girl, so they lust after other boys instead.
What mercenary is forhug andsnug
>>145789753
>i talk to him about my sexuality alot
lmao he knows
and anyways somebody will link him to these posts once he comes back
and if nobody does then i probably will
tf2g
... is reclining
fuck, marry, kill:
>scout, soldier, pyro
>demoman, heavy, engineer
>medic, sniper, spy
>consistent 5 ping
>consistent hitreg issues
>especially on people with +60 ping
what the fuck
I'm hitting meatshots which are not registering so often its so fucking ridiculous
Why the fuck is this?My ping is almost lan
>>145790470
Lag compensation usually works in favor of the person with higher ping.
>>145790470
rate
cl_cmdrate
cl_interp
cl_interp_ratio
cl_lagcompensation
>>145790037
well in my defense i'm not going to talk about something as sensitive as this to somebody i know irl,shit spreads like fire
i could go to a certified professional but i don't know where to start looking
don't reply this is my last blogpost
dont worry i wont tell you what your tulpa said you disgusting degenerate
Anyone wanna buy a DBD Well-Rounded Rifleman for 90 keys?
>>145790470
Stick this in your .cfg:
//cl_interp
//=========================================================
cl_updaterate 100
cl_cmdrate 100
cl_interp 0.0152
cl_interp_ratio 1
cl_lagcompensation 1
cl_pred_optimize 2
cl_smooth 1
cl_smoothtime 0.0152
rate 60000
>>145790148
fuck soldier
marry scout
KILL pyro
fuck demoman
marry engineer
kill heavy
fuck sniper
marry sniper
kill medic
stick this in your .cfg:
*punches you right in the face*
>>145791090
>having sex with bl*cks
race mixing is bad
>>145791347
heh cute.
>>145791595
everyone in defense is shit, might as well fuck the guy who won't be able to remember it
What are some nice games to play with the Steam Controller. Thinking of getting Rocket League and I'll be looking out for your suggestions on the Steam Sale
>>145791962
Casual games.
Simcity, tower defense games, etc...
someone called "poot" with an anime avatar joined my game and may have been focusing me earlier, shortly after i made the "poot" post
was it one of you
>>145792640
Do you have a backpack.tf link for that bonk hat?
>got denied admission to comp sci and now i have to finish my math degree
top kek
at least i have virtual hats to make me feel better
>>145768614
>when the gibus engi switches to pocket soldier and wins you the game
looks deceive anon
>>145789226
how degenerate can you get holy shit
>>145794632
I could come up with a shota pun for my pistol and scattergun
i wanna make half my bitch, dominate him in game and hear the lamentations of his medick
>on tilt because I've literally only MGE'd soldier lords today who played like aids and left to not lose their elo
Im so done
I just want to practice stop trying to win you fucking faggots fuck
>>145795857
*tilts you back a little bit*
always remember to sit up straight
>>145793665
Are you doing summer jobs in software engineering? As long as you are getting good jobs in your field your actual degree (CS/engineering/math) doesn't really matter.
>>145796564
*gets a boner from you touching me*
>>145796953
*continues tilting you back until you are 90 degrees*
*releases you; you are flung forward, and your skull catapults into your monitor killing you instantly*
De Only Bonar Here............. Is Your Boners In the Ground! Fo Your Dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it that playing dm (mostly MGE) is so much easier with a high ping?
Im fucking up people in NA and kinda suck in EU so theres that.
Shouldn't I have like a huge ping disadvantage?
>>145797238
*developes a death erection*
*dick so hard it rips open my pants*
*my damaged neck triggers an ejaculation*
*cum all over your ass, dick and face*
>>145797425
Yes. Stick to tdm
MGE is such a special place it honestly feels like a x-man school.It serves no real purpose except warming up (and somewhat learning to time airshots). In my personal experience tdm worked way better for practice
>>145797425
you're probably just getting lucky and hitting shots you don't deserve. I hate that shit because if I shoot someone they don't die instantly it takes like an extra half second
>>145799720
>waah my enemy is so lucky while me, the protoganist, is very unlucky!!
>>145797425
it's not, you are just playing against worse people
i'm assuming you play at the same time your time zone, and in shitty times in NA hours
I have the same thing when I play on EU mge servers, being an American myself
>>145801212
fuck off fag go play with high ping and you'll see all the kills are delayed it's annoying and if you are sniping you shoot someone in chest and get a headshot fuck off
>airblast force given range falloff and stunlocking/stalling removed.
>Airblasting from far away gives a small bump while point blank airblasts push farther than before. pyros no longer guaranteed a free shot for pressing M2.
>players still airborne from previous airblast take -50% less force from the next.
>reflect self damage bug fixed and reduced to match soldier and demo's resistance
>flamethrower cone much narrower and acts like syringe gun. pyros have to aim and lead targets more now, skill ceiling raised and damage output buffed to compensate
>afterburn duration now has ramp-up. one particle of flame no longer gives full duration.
find a flaw
>>145802005
>YOU DOnT DESERRVE!!!!!!!!
>>145802076
>Pyro
>>145778292
Sandman
Crit-a-Cola
Reserve Shooter
Pomson 5000
Demoknight in general
Classic
YER
Family Buisness
Red Tape Recorder
Sydney Sleeper
>>145802076
ok
>nerfing the weakest class in the game
there's your flaw
>>145802585
>increase damage
>nerf
>>145802632
>making the unreliable flamethrower even harder to hit
Demoknight is a skill based class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X13Vl1l3BKo
>>145802828
>flames are hard to hit
>replacing buggy flame particles with projectiles won't fix their inherent problem
>>145803358
Where did you say that?
>>145803719
>Acts like a syringe gun
The syringes are projectiles that move in an arc.
>>145803902
so why not just play medic
>>145804530
because 9 classes
>>145804862
retard reasoning
also since when is medic a good combat class
your idea is flawed to shit
>>145804959
I have no idea what you're talking about. your reading comprehension needs work.
www.twitch
tv/femme_fatale_
tfw no qt rusky quake gf
>just got my tf2 server working again
>replays are operational
life's good
>>145805123
>make it like teh syringe gun more higher skill ceiling very strong!!!
The syringe gun is one of the shittiest guns in the game because of how unreliable it is.
>>145805341
t. fucking retard
>>145805341
>Syringe gun
>Shit
Just because it's vastly outclassed by the crossbow doesn't make it shit. It's one of the best weapons in game if you know how to aim.
>>145805341
I never said to make it a carbon copy of the syringe gun. Making flamethrowers narrower than now, but nowhere near the syringe gun would force people to aim.
also dont blame syringes for your shit aim
>you have a new item!
>bruisers bandana
well fuck my ass
hats do drop again
>>145805781
>>145806147
>>145806507
>le syringe gun is good meme
Yeah, good against people that have absolutely no movement.
>>145808130
Kinda late there, gramps. Though it does bug me how Valve never even acknowledged that they had stopped dropping.
How do I get new items?
>Mach
>DDS
>Anger
>>145808753
it's kinda crazy though
i got a team captain 5 years ago. then nothing. now the hottest hat amongst the hippenest kids
i hope i can trade it for guns
>>145808879
Have you tried actually playing the game?
When will the new season start
>>145813825
Why is the girl in the bottom right holding a leg?
>>145768835
>panic attack
>useless
um, tf2babs?
>>145785195
that's a futa isnt it?
I'll need this
>>145814339
no, that's just a regular mugi with girl parts
don't be disgusting
>>145814449
shut the fuck up
futa > girl pussi
>>145813825
anyone got the full image of those two girls?
Are there any interesting rumors going on right now or is TF2 business as usual for the foreseeable future?
>>145815179
the next update will be 'neato'
that's all the info we have
overwatch just got an 11 minute update video explaining what changes they were working on and giving responses to feedback from the community
tf2 has a vague forum post from a tranny
>>145816482
link to video?
>>145815179
I heard they will be adding girls
>>145816651
https://youtu.be/GAOaXSVZVTM
Didn't Valve once say that they believe in being as uncommunicative as possible when it comes to updating their games? Why would they do this?
>>145816482
It's sad but I think the age of the games is the variable here.
Will Overwatch be this alive in, what, nine years? Will Blizzard be as communicative? Who is to know.
Valve used to be just as open with this stuff in TF2's golden years. It's sad that they've pretty much abandoned this policy.
>>145817198
Well they ruined warcraft
>>145816948
They do just look at Dota 2 and CS:GO on reddit, they read and apply the feedback they got there.
>>145817664
Fuck. Guess they really don't give a shit about us after all.
does my tf2gfu give a shit about me
I feel like Overwatch is going to have a very bad impact on future shooters.
I don't want to play a MOBA.
Too bad, MOBAs are what's in now.
New update never
I think TF2 might be legitimately dead this time.
Overwatch
if the big update doesn't launch this month or early next month then it will all be too late
>>145818828
Not sure if those genres can be combined
>>145822260
Overwatch exists now. New Quake is looking pretty MOBA-ish as well.
>>145822585
I DONT WAAANT ANOTHER MOBASHIT
I WANT QUAAAKE
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO CASUAL
WHAT HAPPENED TO GETTING SICK FRAGS
>His identity and motives remained unknown. Now a ruthless and remorseless killer, he was responsible for terrorist attacks throughout the world. He fought in many armed conflicts over the decades, showing no loyalty to any cause or organization.
>"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
>He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! but it is too late. You're dead. For he is the Spy - globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).
>"This will be the last time you see me."
I never realized how much bad writing can hurt a videogame, even when the story is so removed from the gameplay.
According to the director, Quake Champions is intended to be a classic Quake game, but with the addition of Champions. I don't know how this makes it not a MOBA, but apparently it does.
>>145822585
Yeah but is not a moba itself because is missing a lot of MOBA/ARTS things because they just have ults from MOBA/ARTS and thats it. The shields dont count because they just slow the game moreeven more since OW is slow
>>145822956
>>145823056
Arena mode in tf2 is fun?
>>145822979
The less seriously a game or a movie takes itself, the better it tends to be. I watch movies for mindless entertainment, and I play games for the same reason. Occasionally, a more complex and in depth story can be done well, but 90% of the time it's poorly written cliche garbage.
>>145823126
I had fun on Byre.
>>145822260
Monday night combat tried. I liked that game and I think it did that well but boy did those games crash down hard.
>>145823181
The problem in arena mode is that if it becomes a 1v1 or 2v2 it takes time until you can play again and thats boring. Maybe if they can solve that problem in some way, arena mode can be fun. I say this because quake was basically arena mode.
>>145823795
sudden death exists
> ELDER GOD TIER MAPS
cp_gorge
cp_gravelpit
Koth_RamJam
Koth_Viaduct pro
> IS DECENT TIER
cp_dustbowl
Koth_harvest
cp_Egypt
Pl_upward
Pl_badlands
> ABSOLUTE SHIT TIER KILL YOURSELF
Borneo
Junction
Snowycoast
Everything else that's not already listed
>>145824229
Thats true but how they applied it? They change the map to a smaller one or something?
>>145824229
Whenever Byre came up during Invasion, a lot of the main complaints were that so many people had to sit out until rounds were done. This could've at least been partially fixed by having a lower player amount per server.
>>145824367
>pl_badlands
I kind of want this.
>>145824460
Meant badwater
reminder if you can't get a 20 killstreak on a pub sever with three medics with you, you're bad at this game ;)
>>145824427
i assumed sudden death is just when any amount of damage you take is enough to kill you, to finish the game quickly
just give everyone crits after a while or something
Is cp_gorge the most balanced map in tf2? I mean it's literally perfect
>>145824986
ctf_2fort is, actually
my tf2gfu is perfect
>>145824879
I tough it was another kind of sudden death.
>>145824986
Not at all. Last point is horribly imbalanced for BLU.
It's my favorite map though and the prettiest one.
ok fags lets play some trytower
lets ruin a server by capping
>>145825418
im up
ip?
>>145825418
make sure you vote no on votekicks
>>145825493
Some fag here runs a 24/7 tdm_hightower server. 66.11.122.194:27015
stop shilling your server
>>145825859
connection failed after 4 retries
hmm
another server?
>payload race valve sever
>shitters whining that you're pushing the cart
why is this
>>145825493
>>145825736
here it is lads
209.126.106.164:27018
remember push to win
try to go blue all of us just stack on blue and push forever until server dies
>tfw can't play tf2 atm
frag hard you guys
>>145826864
FUcking gottem
>>145826864
dude sick
>>145827523
tfw autoscrambled
Lmao
>>145828130
G O T T E M
O
T
T
E
M
>>145828130
>what fuck urself
Good times. This was from back when keys were still relatively cheap (~8 ref?) and everybody's brother had 20 mcpixel cards they couldn't get rid of.
Night night, kids
>360 quicks oper ragequit after me domming him twice
lmao
good game it is
that's a weird post
hey
leave
hello
>>145831414
hi
Is there any lobbies where i can i play without hours limit?
My main account have only 50 hrs and i don't want to use alts.
>3k hours
>still shit
practice
>>145832169
Why don't you just play the game more, so you can get used to it?
Why are you still playing this dead game and not playing Overwatch?
TF2 is finished, GG.
>>145833795
I've mostly been playing Overwatch but I enjoy the player interactions in TF2 more. I'm mostly playing on shitty "fun" maps where tryharding is optional. No fun allowed in overwatch.
>>145833795
because it's fun for me and i dont care what other people think of what game i should be playinmg
>>145834169
Thats why i play tf2also people get mad if you post gg ez like in HotS lol
