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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
mfw
first for anime
i
i am constant
i am real
i am invisible
*disappears*
i am
*is*
nth for Vibri is a pedophile. If he had rolled for them, he wouldn't gotten themed names for both items.
>no one else in the thread has joke names
>I-it's just a joke
Yeah, no. Joke names are pinto names or when you roll for it, not bragging about how much you love shotacon.
how come there are only good looking girl scouts?
>>145947748
What the fucks a pinto?
tfw xionxang bullies you
i have a rolled name on my scattergun
>/tf2g/ gets trolled again
Um... hai. S-sorry for intruding. ;-\
I'm... I'm l-loking for a chat and/or play pal, please don't be upset.
A-, also... please be warned, I uh... I'm a "weird person, sorry.
J-just thought I'd warn you, so sorry. .....Add me, I-I guess. Only if you want, though, sorry.
>Not knowing who pinto is
>>145947993
It's amazing because as far as I can tell vibri hasn't done anything to earn this hate, yet people here jump on him at every chance and make themselves look retarded
>>145948041
id?
>vibri
>pinto
>xionxang
who
>I-I was just trolling, I'm not really a pedophile or anything XD
You're such a sad and strange little man.
>>145948145
t. vibri
gay people are more likely to be pedophiles
thats statistics, look it up
>>145947993
>>145948145
shut the fuck up vibri you pedophile scum
>>145948246
>>145948254
>>145948269
>everyone is vibri
This paranoia is amazing
>>145948309
>damage control
absolutely epic
>>145948357
>epic
epic
control me
Why on earth would you brag about being a pedo?
what is this new meme where people act like they don't know what words mean
>meme
what does that mean
what is this new "what is this new x meme" meme
when will this meme end
what is this new "meme" meme
meme meme meme memepost meme meme
>meme
nice meme
what am i
a living meme.
memes
>dont like someone
>actively give them as much attention as possible
I dont understand this mindset
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taco
We need some 4 AM drama to spice the thread up, that's all. When he posted it before no one gave a shit except that one guy who called him gay.
>>145948265
Seems reasonable that someone who has already come "out of the closet" on one of those issues would more readily admit the other. I don't think you can draw any conclusions.
draw me
I am still bewildered at the fact you seem to be under the impression that you're offending me. You sure love to talk, and be the hypocrite on everything you have typed thus far.
>>145948902
>seems reasonable that gays are more likely to be pedos
Wow
>>145948902
>coming out as a pedophile
Things that rarely happen: The Post
>>145948949
/r/iamverysmart
>>145948902
Most people won't admit to being a pedophile, especially not when it can be traced back to them, for pretty obvious reasons.
>>145948949
What the actual fuck are you trying to say?
( つ^・ω・^)つ
What's worse pretending to give a shit but not or taking pride in not giving a shit?
does my tf2gfu give a shit about me
[this]
*jumps from building
*dies*
>>145949332
[this]
>>145948961
What I said was it sounds reasonable that the data would be skewed by people's drive to seem "normal".
Such comprehension. Much logic.
apreciate it
>>145948902
>I don't think
I believe it
*doesnt apreciate it*
um
oh bend you backs and row me lads and take me to me whale
>>145949719
He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it
why do people pretend trickstabs don't exist
like I get the whole "spy mains are edgy teenagers" thing but how can you deny that trickstabs are an actual thing that exists
>>145949831
>>145949831
>>145949831
>>145949831
Bend your backs and row me lads and take me to me whale...
someone post that webm
why does my tf2gfu pretend i don't exist
watch your back because the next man is coming
>>145949880
>>145949831
Don't I remember from this a game?
who is your tf2gfu
26dollar
>>145949993
Will you be mine? I like to pick scout and spy. Who are your favorite classes to play as?
>>145949860
Trickstabs?
Oh, you mean Valves dodgy hitboxes
>>145949980
>>145949860
tbqh famiglia the fact that a spy can backstab you even if he's right in front of you just makes the whole mechanic counterintuitive as fuck, more than trickstab they should call it abusingvalveincompetence stab
>scout runs to me begging for heals
>try to crossbow him
>he keeps adadadadada'ing so I cant fucking hit him
>decide to just pull out my medigun
>get the beam on him
>he runs away after a second
>out of my reach
>comes back, still yelling medic
>try to crossbow him again because I have shit to do
>he keeps adadadadadada'ing
>get fucking headshot trying to heal this scout
>he calls me a shit medic
>get to spectate him while respawning
>hes one of those shitter scouts who says "Way to go, pally!" after every kill
>complains when I ignore him for the rest of the game
>tries to kick me twice
>>145950420
i play scout and im shy
are you me
human you should try overwatch. it has a lot more fun characters to play as, and the people are nicer. it's a new shiny game as well, and I'm sure the community would love you!
human you should ignore what that guy just suggested and let us love you instead of overwatches inferior community. The tf2 community wants you here.
>>145947462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LLsuSe3Es
no matter what anons, i think you are cool people and deserve to have a good day
stsay safe or something
*strays*
this game is dead. take notes drawings
How do I get better at medic?
>>145951774
dont go for meme arrows
generally heal the people that are fighting not the ones in the back
buff scouts
t. scout
>>145951885
>dont go for meme arrows
What?
>>145952006
dont go for arrows youre likely to miss
its far better to keep the healbeam connected so you dont stop building uber
>he means crossbow shots
>>145950062
the scout
the soldier
the sniper
the medic
>>145952086
arrows give Uber now. also, if you can save your demo or soldier with an easy arrow, just go for it. communication is key though. if you're trying to arrow someone, tell them to walk straight or something when they're trying to get an arrow
>>145952086
You dont win the lottery if you dont play
>>145951774
Oh I know this! So you have to practice your ability to dodge incoming fire while keeping your healing target alive and you need to be aware of your surroundings. How? Play the game duh. The hardest part is learning where the enemy will be on different maps. That takes time and experience from playing those maps multiple times. After a while you'll learn what to expect from players and you'll be able to predict enemy movement and that'll help you understand when to look out for sentries and common ambush spots and when you should pop ubers and stuff like that.
Seriously just play the game a bunch and pay attention to what other people are doing and you'll get better at this game as you pick up on how other players behave.
>>145952178
>arrows give Uber now
they dont if you miss them
as you said communication is key
dreamhack is live again
https://www.twitch.tv
/teamfortresstv
I think i might have found someone more autistic than /tf2g/
>>145953605
Is that autism?
Hobro...i makeit
k03n4b2
Overwatch
Team Fortress Two
OW = ow
TF2 = ¿¿¿
Why is the timeless topper so cheap unusual wise? It doesn't even look that bad
>>145955634
i HATE my tf2gfu
>>145955634
7 decides
>>145955634
im queer
oh
>>145955579
Probably because it doesn't look that good either, especially compared to other Engineer hats.
>>145955634
le rawkit launchair xD
>>145955634
Soldier takes no skill
third map boys
>>145955634
im beer
>>145955634
Big kill
>>145955634
145955634
>>145955634
disco
>>145955726
i mean, considering it's a robo hat it looks okay. It's definitely better than the hetman's headpiece, safe n sound, virtual reality headset and trencher's topper which are all more expensive
>>145955634
There is literally no difference between people posting normally and people posting for name rolls
If this wins, use as much as will fit
>>145955634
birb of prey
>>145955634
Launchet Rocker
i dont feel good
What most femine loadout medic can have?
I mean not GURL GAYMER:-DDD, i mean loadout which make medic look like a woman or atleast tranny.
>>145956987
Whats wrong?
>>145956987
was that a roll
I'm going to roll with it (PUN INTENTIONAL) unless someone else gets 7
>>145955634
Brony Pride /)
>>145956998
dis
ignore the sideburns
>>145957331
Idk he look more like some drugass miami gay than the woman.
>>145957789
human pls get the fuck out from tf2g
>>145957789
I feel cooool B)
>>145955634
foot fetish
>>145957789
swamp lung
>>145957789
I ran shotgun instead of the gunboats
>>145957789
feel me uwu
>>145957789
because my daddy rape my poopoo hole everyday
>>145958093
i'm cool now
>>145949453
Holy SHIT folks this man just pulled out the doge
https://clips.twitch.tv
/teamfortresstv/ShinyHerdDansGame
What does /tf2g/ think of the Vac-Banner?
>>145960162
My brain isn't quick enough so I just use stock
what is kaidus doing i thought he quit tf2
>>145956998
tranny is a derogatory term, the correct term is trans
>>145961382
Nah the correct one is disgusting fucking degenerate. Degenerate for short
>>145961448
we're talking about trans, not spics
>>145961448
Classic.
pottys
>>145961485
I know, that's why I said what I said
>>145961505
Heeeey, there's that image I forgot to save last time
Thanks again, Ryuke
>>145962028
It's a shame we didn't do better in that tournament.
>>145962502
Prolly cause Post Loadouts was bumped to bench warmer
relax
tfw no tf2 mmo
mfw i hold up a tournament for 1.5 hours
>is cheap and gives a cool in-game effect
>looks like shit on every class that isn't soldier
Why
>>145965868
>gives a cool in-game effect
?
>>145966036
I think he's talking about romevision, but it was never cool
>>145966062
i didnt even know this existed
thanks
Post all9 loadouts
Ill rate
Do it now
Or else
>>145966464
i do not own 9
>>145966464
Or else what?
>>145966553
Literally all random shit thrown together
>>145966583
Horrible just all simply horrible
overwatch
Come watch the match fellas
TF.TV
Am I a good medic?
>>145967541
>censoring your own name
no
Is there even a chance for an update this year?
>>145967541
>censoring your own name
yes
>>145966553
what am i looking at here
what is this
i
>>145968226
these are red mercenaries
>>145967934
Scout Pyro and engine look good everything else is rando shit
>>145968316
thank you
>>145968565
trash
all trash and look like bad
why does pyro have such a big butt
>>145947160
how can tf2 look that good
BEST SCOUT PRIMARY POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10526242
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10526242
http://www.strawpoll.me/10526242
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10526242
you know what's funny
overwatch was literally the death of tf2
>>145972138
it was a nice break from tf2
but the game is dead through the week
too many premades and stuns to be much fun for solo play
im funny
*cracks a joke*
>>145968565
the cringey ass names thou
>>145973035
>thou
what do you mean
>>145972886
do you not have friends
>>145967541
>dying
no
>>145973035
say that to my face not online fucker see what happens
>>145973176
just force em to play with me 24/7 on demand
solo que is moba tier shit in that game and thats the backbone
tf2 is a boys game
>>145973528
>solo que is moba tier shit
but the game is a moba
i hate my tf2gfu's tf2gfu
>>145974454
holy shit thank you
>>145974508
did xhe find another
>>145974620
i dont know
i dont hate the person who tf2gfus my tf2gfu
why not
she is okay
what do you think about thisme
i wish i was okay
cute i think
stop shitposting
what is not okay about you
what is okay about me
um
you're smart and kinda sensible
and have a nice sense of humour
i think you're cute and i like it when you go uwu because i read that as 'ooh wooh' instead of as a face
*is not very convinced*
me too
it sounds like awoo
Vaccinator is the most fun medigun to use
really
what is not okay about you
everything about me sucks and i hate it
i wish i could just disappear
>everything
that sounds somewhat extreme
there's gotta be a few things in particular about you that are getting you down
if you disappeared i would be sad
*cries because i thought about it*
post artstyle
>>145977407
>>145977407
i like dowman sayman's artstyle
*watches the game live in teamfortresstv instead of paying attention to shitposters in tf2g*
>>145978065
this is the longest second hold of all time
>>145978739
yeah im thinking of making some coffe while reckoner is still going
nameless choking so hard imo
FUCKING TRADE HOLD REEEE
I dont have fucking smartshit
i had to use bloat fuckin bluestacks and my good phone to activate that shit now i gotta wait a week
fucking faggot vulva forcing this shit on me
fuck off fuck off fuck off
>perilous
http://teamfortress.com/
holy shit
>>145979865
and like 5 minutes after i say that they start their comeback
namelss
>>145982130
*unbullies human*
>>145967934
scout, heavy, and spy are great
rest are random shit
>wins raffle
>Last Online 18 hrs, 4 mins ago
>no trade offer link in profile
i just wanted to be nice
Everyday i wake up and check tf2g and the official website.
Everyday i die a bit more.
everyday i
love my tf2gfu
i wish my tf2gfu loved me
i would love you if you made me your tf2gfu
i would love if you shut the h*ck up and watched DHS
what a DHS ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10527973
DHS means dreamhack summer
its in sweden and they send gamers from all over europe to compete
i hate my body
tf2g has the shittiest players ever for the vg cup because
1. the names are terrible
2. the players are just bodies with squares for heads
oh
post it to trash and i will give you advice how to better it
>sign up for comp engie becauss i was desperate for anythin
>literally teleporter builder simulator
how fuckin borin , i have wayyyy more fun in pubs that comp. also we win everytime if i kept my tele up. anyone who willingly mains any class outside 6v6 classes is a complete moron or retard holy fuck that was borin
>>145988087
hey sniper and spy are alright
>>145988087
what the shit are you talking about
>>145988254
okay sniper main is ok even though i think all snipers are cs go rejects or autists
spies are just le edgy guy who goes punishes people who are not aware of their environment. literally anyone with tfw exp could do it
>>145988521
high level highlander spy is pretty hard
or at least requires a level of patience i dont have
>>145988521
sniping in go is alot easier than tf2
getting good at csgo is alot easier than tf2
>this DHS round
>>145988087
you signed up for HL
you are lucky if you are not in the typical 50% heals on heavy team
i want to FRAG feathers in the PUSSY
>>145989337
csgo requires more reflexes and taking cover
tf2 requires aiming for the head and positioning
You all complain too much. It's just a game.
>>145961382
>Someone used a derogatory term on 4chan
>I should correct them
>>145990301
yeah but if you AWP somebody in the leg a flashbag can finish them off
aim for any body part and you'll get a kill
>they were kicked out of the venue
>>145991201
tf2...
there it goes...
>>145991201
yeah
that sideshow moment was like out of a movie or something
just cut to him sitting alone, staring at the camera
unexpected end to this finals
what happened i am not watching the match
