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>>145764558
I just bought the game and primarily want to main support. How do I git gud? Any guides?
>>145764664
>How do I git gud
You play the game until you learnDon't run in alone, always try to be aware of your teammates and your surroundings, remember to look up
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
>>145764558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgFZrMwhwEI
>>>>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ghh9r_payload-circulation_fun
>DAILY MOTION
>>145769276
That fucking wall ride at the end
6k
>>145772215
will he get the next nerf?
>>145774231
zarya and junkrat, probably
guys how am i doing
New Jesse McCree copypasta when?
Stay in school kids.
>>145775394
cancer
>Get cool shit for McCree post nerf
is this karma
>>145775443
master genji will instantly read where tracer is blinking and instantly kill her
>>145775475
>playing with a controller
>on a console probably as well
Sure is hard to pull this off against shitters who wouldn't be able to land a Roadhog's hook with their aim
How do I git good at Mercy?
>>145775475
>that aiming
You hit maybe 2 of those arrows, the rest magneted to the enemy.
Can someone please tell me what the fuck that dirty Chinese hooker says when she's freezing shit up?
It fucking pisses me off. There's no counterplay to her at all.
What's the best way to respond when people start blaming you for a loss.
Quote Elimination and damage medals?
Ignore them?
Swap to genji and tell them you're recording for a montage video?
>>145775475
does scatter dmg rely on how much you charge it or is it always 125/75?
>>145772215
>get four kills with junkrat ult
>feeling proud of this at all
>putting up a spray
>thinking it's impressive enough to make into a wemb
shaking my head
>>145775475
>spray a lot of random arrows and get play of the game
yeah pretty much
>>145775531
>mfw I got the best legendaries for all my main heroes for free
gotta drop my 1000 coins on sprays then
>>145775642
it is actually a team wipe, 6 kills. pay closer attention, friend.
>Two faggots talking on Mic
>Calls the other dude his girlfriend
>"You're both men"
>Spend the entire game telling me why gender is a social construct
>Barely squeak out a win
>"Please report this bigot please, toxic to the gaming community"
Wow
I thought this was just a meme
At what rank for total score or score by minute am I considered not a shitter?
Specifically with mercy
>>145775637
just type lol and keep playing
Would you play with me?
>>145775595
learn how to use shift correctly to get out of (monkey) trouble. run away/around corners if there is no one to fly to.
>>145775642
It's what people who play junkrat do, as well as getting kills without paying attention or trying.
>>145775712
>being proud of getting five kills with Junkart ult
Dude it's not impressive to drive a tire out of a door onto the payload and click left mouse
It really isn't impressive to kill Winston as Junkrat either
Repost from last thread
Are there any good players in the ID list?
I'm looking to play with some mic wearing tryhards. LtDan#1454
>>145775903
keep at it, pal!!
you will get an ace someday!!!
>>145775475
Why is this webm being spammed again after a few weeks?
>>145775768
>mei, bastion, pharah
>avg solo kills: 3.24
no
How the fuck do I even get half the achievements now that most people in pubs aren't braindead and know to spread out when they hear a tire, or how to counter turrets etc.?
>>145775738
literally never happened
I want cute girls.
Cute girlswho play video games
>>145775475
>every time I hear "Simple Geometry"
>>145775882
how do I open that emote selection?
>>145775934
CUTE!
>playing Junkrat
>fall asleep and start to thrash around on my mouse and keyboard from night terrors
>wake up when the game's over
>gold in damage and bronze in eliminations
>>145776069
>Bandlebro will never draw OW lewds
Feelsbadman
I'm starting to like Zarya more and more
I wonder how long it will take for people to start whining about her
Post tomboys for me
>>145776057
>Literally
You have to go back
>>145776124
She said she wanted to cosplay asMei__so I think OW lewds aren't far away
>>145776110
on PC hold C
on consoles I have no idea
>>145775475
>Stay in school kids.
Someone has to play genji.
>>145776119
haha ikr omg, can't wait to discuss this on reddit
someone post the fucking genji/widow rules of nature pic
>>145776149
people already whine about her
it turns into a pong match of 'she's broken' and 'just don't shoot her bubble lmao'
>It's a junkrat M1 + Mine cancels me out of the game episode
>died instantly
wasn't this the exact reason McCree got nerfed?
zarya melts my heart like she melts the entire enemy team.
>>145776267
ie leaguebabbs who don't want to think vs everyone else
>>145776318
Give me all the r63 zarya you people have
>>145776303
McCree's flashbangs aren't lying around visibly on the floor though.
>>145776226
>one lesbian couple
>"look everyone! a world where there are no straight people!"
>>145776149
I like her but I'm crap at playing with her
>>145776267
If she had a pretty design shed be gutted already.
Alright I guess I'm retarded because I still haven't been able to figure it out
Where the fuck are the "protect the point", "I need armor", and junk callouts
If Mercy was going tolewdly bullyD.Va, what stage would that take place on?
>>145776257
>>145775970
what an angry little man
8 legendary drops so far and 6 are shit.
Fuck zarya ult + any lmao1shot ult
>>145776005
I usually stick to the group, so it's not that surprising senpai.
>>145775617
DOJO
PUSH IT UP~
Maybe I can actually play McCree now without feeling like a shitter
>>145776318
>she will never wrestle you and then wrestle youlewdly
I'm married to Tracer
>>145776382
Neither are the mines trashmouse throws at you, knave
>>145776491
for sure, mccree is fairly difficult to use now
>>145776149
It's even more fun when you finally reach an mmr where people don't switch from their tanks when you pick Zarya.
And I second to post more tomboy.
>mfw Blizzard tries to make me lose 3 matches after winning 3 matches
>leave before I lose
You're not getting me this time Blizzard
>>145776436
I haven't been given a single skin, emote or intro for any of my most played heroes, while all the legendaries are for ones I have no interest in playing
I think it's deliberate
>>145776418
The stage that she's most likely to lose her mech, more than usual I mean.
>>145776547
you're married to a cloud of bees
>>145775742
A-Anyone?
>>145776261
here you go
>>145776606
I got you next post senpai.
I wish traceranon would post her battlenet, she's a qt
>>145776578
He was always this hard to play well
>>145776623
source on pic
>There are people who actually think Pathpork needs nerfs
>>145776637
I got Goddess for poo in the loo which I never play.
I just told myself I was unlucky and the next one will be better.
The next one was Devi.
Is melee damage the same for every hero?
>>145776698
You're always a shitter if you're playing Mercy
>>145776743
>He was always this hard to play well
>>145775742
you can have an amazing score/min by afking on the payload
its not a really good way to measure skill
>>145776771
>People who think Streetpig's hook is instant with no cast time and complain about it
>>145776149
It's already happening, the whiners are few in number though.
>>145775595
don't let people die
boost their damage
stay out of trouble
>>145776267
They should nerf her by making the barrier block more damage
Think about it
>>145776809
Yes, it's always 30.
Reinhardt's hammer does 75.
Torb's hammer also does 75 but there's literally no reason to ever use it.
Genji's ult does 120.
looking for a group to play with, zetherox#1827
>>145776491
I played him for the first time today. I was spilling spaghetti when M2 or when using his skills, and yet his M1 is so brutal I was quite successful.
>>145776149
>people don't focus the Mercy on Zarya
>>145776809
Yes 30.
Ecept Reinhardt and Toblerone with 75.
>>145776939
>Highwayswine carrying anything at all
Ha ha ha that's a good meme
>>145776998
>>145776809
monkey's paw does 40 but only when rustled
>>145776998
>Torb's hammer also does 75 but there's literally no reason to ever use it.
Kneecapping reinhardts from behind.
So the other day we discussed what Hanzo did to Genji. I believe the final decision was he cut him up with a sword during a fight, ended it with an ult(burns), and threw him off a fucking cliff. Basically. Either way it was pretty brutal. The question is, why did he brutally murder him? We assume Genji was a drunk idiot playboy and that the elders told Hanzo to do it, so he did and immediately regretted it.
We also know Genji didn't want to be a criminal. He says building a dynasty was Hanzo's dream, not his. Was he just a lazy asshole, or a good person who was trying to avoid doing evil?
So here's my theory. I think he was a cheerful nice guy who didn't want to be a criminal, and wasn't an obedient son like Hanzo, and wasn't as good at fighting as his older brother so he decides fuck it, I'm joining Overwatch. Remember Overwatch was on tv all the time saving the world from evil robots. Genji probably grew up knowing about them and thinking they were cool. So he runs off, tries to join, but maybe they don't want a wildcard greenhairedidiot who waves a sword around in the military organization. They also don't trust him because he's from this crime family. So they make him prove it with intelligence. He spies on the family, maybe throws some hidden mics and shit around and starts acting really suspicious. He's bad at it, they find out, and Hanzo has to kill him for it.
If he just dishonoured the family with green hair they might have banished him or something. Death just seems too severe, unless he really did something awful to deserve it. And Overwatch just *happens* to find him before he dies. That means they knew the fight was taking place. Remember it was Mercy who saved him... was she in Japan? They would have had to have known about the fight as it was taking place, so having cameras or something on Point B in Hanamura makes sense. Afterall that's probably where a lot of shady dealings took place, and that's where the fight happened.
>>145775839
>>145776965
Okay so what I was already doing.
Post funny Toblerone potg.
Friendly reminder that Cloud9.Surefour, professional Overwatch player, used aimlock cheats in Titanfall tournaments.
(twitch dot teevee) /surefour/v/44214400?t=01h20m50s
>>145776939
Roadhog doing anything besides charging enemy ults the entire game
>>145776417
For stuff like "I need shields/armor" you have to look at the person who can give you those specific things and press the "I need healing" key. You can actually request a shield bubble from Zarya doing that as well. Things like "Protect the objective" are bound to a key already, just check under your control options
PLACE YOUR BETS
>>145776809
Yes. It's filler if you end up close enough to hit someone since for many heroes animation canceling reloading doesn't lose you any time (it's not faster or slower so 2 actions for the price of 1). It can also be used at any point during Genji's dash so there's no excuse not to use it for an extra 30 damage.
>>145776732
Thanks guy, you're alright.
>>145776436
You could be me anon
You could be Level 47 and not have a single one
>>145776998
>Torb's hammer also does 75 but there's literally no reason to ever use it.
>tfw faced four Torbs who would Molten Core and pincer us between turrets and their hammerswe lost
>>145777187
we went over it months ago when we first heard about this
it'sbastion
>>145777187
Hollyyyyyy shiiiiit wwwhogives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk
>>145776226
>15-17 years old?
>>145777187
Reinhardt and Tracer are gay/bi.
Zarya is actually least gay.
>>145777143
>He decided fuck it, I'll join overwatch
It's not that easy, he didn't receive the offer to join overwatch until after mercy revived him.
Check your work over again
>>145777187
Roadhog.
Friendly reminder that Cloud9.Surefour, professional Overwatch player, uses aimlock cheats in Overwatch tournaments.
>>145777187
It's lucio.
>getting AIDS blood all over everyone
>>145777143
The yakuza cut off fingers for backtalk so killing for being the son and bringing dishonor onto their name isn't that far off base.
Here's a link to bookmark for other jumps I've found and posted. I forgot to share since I've been archiving them.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx5qfFCnm0w&list=PLDy66ZQkdH0b6xYo8NLNr_KhDOqedLMnv&index=1
>>145777334
>4 tracers 1 lucio 1 symmetra
>VS 2 tracers 2 winstons 2 lucios
Holy shit when is this esports meme gonna die this is fucking cheesy garbage
>>145777334
>5 tracers in one game
pro games are going to be so unfun to watch without hero limits of any kind
>>145777480
>>145777470
welcome to overtime
>>145777303
Yea, I think he showed up and said konichiwa and they laughed him out of the building.
He didn't join, they just used him for intel and that's why they felt the need to rescue him. They felt guilty for taking advantage of dumb greenhairedidiot
>>145777420
>That aim
What role(s) would you like to see the next new character(s) in? Also give a gist of how their kit would work if you know what you want.
[/spoiler] A pro wrestler that lets me live my dream of suplexing genji faggots [/spoiler]
>>145777187
Well, they don't mention who's straight either, because they know the fans will just make up their own truths.
That's the smart thing to do, so don't expect it from blizzard.
>>145777187
But we already have Pharah x Mercy?
>>145775772
Underrated post.
>>145777420
did that person land a single hit?
>>145777420
eeeeeeey that's pretty good
>>145777301
I think with Tracer being kinda the games mascot they will avoid giving her any kind of sexual orientation
>tfw you will never get to be good at gengu because you don't get to play him since you end up having to play other things
>>145777480
>>145777470
>implying that would change anything
>implying parties wouldn't just be a mix of Widowmaker, Genji, Tracer, McCree, Winston, Reinhardt, Lucio, Mercy and perhaps Zarya
That's what happens when you make a game with only a few high skillcap heroes, lots of low skillcap ones and 100% needed roles like tank and support.
And then make those high skillcap heroes good counters against those supports/tanks, and against each other.
How long does the leaver penalty last?
>It's a game where Mercy doesn't heal you because she hates Zarya
oh boy
>>145777574
HIGHLIGHT WHAT YOU WANT TO SPOILER AND PRESS CTRL + S YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO FUCKING LEARN THIS
Anyone know how to fix this faggy thing where overwatch skips every 3 seconds, like if I do something on the third second, it goes back before it happened.
EX: Rocket jumping with Pharah on that third second will briefly show the animation for half a second, then put me back where I was, needing me to rocket jump again
>>145777574
a mad chemist (maybe protege of mercy) who uses the UT bio-rifle and has the Cerebral Bore from Turok as an ult (basically would be junkrat's tire but can't be destroyed and guaranteed kill on one target aside from zarya/etc?
>>145777187
I was thinking it's Reyes/Morrison but now I'm not sure. S76 is Metzen's like... childhood OC. I doubt he'd let them make him gay. It sounds harsh but it was a character he created in his teens, right? If he's attached to him as this idea of a manly soldier coolguy he might not go for the gay thing.
Hopefully I'm wrong about that, though.
>>145777557
>>145777610
Did you actually think I could aim? I use fucking Genji.
>joined route 66 defence at last checkpoint
>threw a few pitful grenades at doorways
>got kill
>gold eliminations already
>we lost in a few minutes
>3 golds and potg
Thanks le forced 50% :---DDDDD
>>145777640
I could have sworn there were talks of some Tracer's boyfriend character who may or may not be playable in the future. They might not go through with that if the ID politics get too thick though.
>>145777584
If Mercy and Pharah aren't just platonic bff:s we riotPharmercy is all about sexy slutty girls doing sexy slutty girl things. At least Soldier Mercy focuses more on the damaged goods/healer and fallen hero/literally an angel dynamic.
>>145777709
To make matters worse, his image is a fucking thumbnail.
Man, has "lurk more" really lost its meaning nowadays?
>>145777704
It's a "Mercy sticks to Bastion while everyone is dying" episode
>enemy has Genji and Tracer
>switch to McCree
>they just hold rewind/deflect and kill me anyway
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH epic nice ahahahahaha. Nice balance Reddit Upvoted hahahahahahah nice epic nice epic nice nice epic
>>145777640
she's onto winston dude
>It's something else than white white blue white episode
>>145777841
It was Mercy sticks to McCree
>>145775742
This is much better then the one I have.
>>145777819
That entire post is stupid and you should feel should feel stupid.
>>145777943
>Then
>yfw Widowmaker POTG
DeleteGenjifrom the game
Reminder that they removed widow's quick rescoping because they market consolewatch as esport and shitters were getting confused watching her gameplay.
>>145777985
Stupid posts get stupid responses. Why does it seem like Genji x Mercy is the only Mercy ship without fanfic tier shitposting?
>play solo q
>pick lucio because i exclusively want to have fun and not really care about winning
>get so immensely frustrated that i, over mic, keep explaining to my mates in detail what chest-slapping, paste swallowing, helmet bedeckt, short bus, early dismissal, übadi übada, pants beshitting, butt-fucking retards they are
>>145777901
>It's a legendary Mei skin episode
>>145776149
I wanted more TomboysWHERE ARE THEY
>>145777169
Oh boy someone better call CNN
>>145778124
>making an esport enjoyable to watch
I see nothing wrong here
>>145776732
You can't just promise more and then leave me hanging
Winrate fag is back
Post em'
54%.
>shitters whining about absolutely everything
>shippingfags
>yurifags
>Hurr forced50
Why do I even bother coming here?
>>145778281
42.0%
>>145778071
>Widowmaker isin't anywhere in the match
>game is fun
>>145777814
Winston is already a playable character.
>>145778180
>seem like Genji x Mercy is the only Mercy ship without fanfic tier shitposting?
Because no one posts Genji x Mercy anymore and you missed when Genji x Mercy was actually a thing
>>145778281
100%
>>145778258
By making it no fun to play. Only autists still play her.
There should be more serial killers who specifically target people who intentionally ruin your games. If I get griefed by one more Mei, Genji or Hanzo I swear to god I will go berserk and kill a bitch.
>>145776124
>Bandlebro
>>145776546i want her to do lewd things to me while trapped in her graviton surge
>>145778328
Fucking weeb fags
>>145778328
Forced 50 is a real thing and its infuriating.
>>145775772
Dat file name
>>145778328
like me, your life is empty and you jump from general to general for whatever hot game is around out of compulsion
>>145777574Ethereal support character that latches onto teammates and creates a healing aura around them and can also shoot energy balls or some shit. Very weak when not connected to a character and obviously relies completely on teammates for movementSomeone who does d.va's job better (bastion/torbjorn removal)Dedicated melee character that isn't a tank
Post your DPI and sensitivity in game
>400
>6
>>145778341
Honestly, I'm sort of expecting a Chopper moment with him where he reveals he'd only bone lady gorillas
>>145778281
56%
Getting to the MMR where people don't shy away from 2 tanks and 2 supports, feels good man
>play Tracer, walk right up to stationary mercy and fire at her head
>she melts instantly
>try to do this again a few minutes later on a stationary widowmaker
>the bullets curve around her head, but some at least hit her body and leave her at 75% hp
>later on manage to perfectly track a moving target
>miss most of my shots and do no damage
>flail wildly in panic during a fight, firing in every direction
>get headshots for days and accidentally obtain triple kill
>no packet loss and 50 ms~ ping, so it can't be server fuckery
What.
>>145776149
Feeding Zarya should be a reportable offense tbqh.
>>145777820
The newest rendetion of Chanology is upon 4chan it'll pass in a few months after the US elections
>>145777029
>not sneaking up onto a roof and hooksniping a mercy/lucio
>people who pick sniper while being on the offense
What is wrong with them?
>>145778454
>Get put against better players
>Lose
>Get put against worse players
>Win
>MUH FORCED 50
Fuck this board is retarded
>>145775434
Jesse McCree! I never copypasta, anon, every time I take the time to lovingly present new facts and tell my favorite general all about this wonderful character. Jesse McCree deserves it, after all. He's the most handsome, the sexiest, the most strapping cowboy in overwatch and his cock drips purest honey and his nipples are small and pert and taste like your favorite flavor of skittles. He has a bit of whiskey on his breath but it's ok; scratchy beard whiskey kisses are divine. Here are five facts about Jesse McCree!
1. McCree often says "Back in the saddle again!"
4. This means he's very good at riding!
4. Jesse McCree can ride for hours!
3' I want McCree's cute round saddlebags on my chin!
>>145778432
You do realize what site you're posting on, right?
>>145778454
I get it, but it seems like people come here to whine after losing, then get back in their game after it's finished loading.
>>145778493
That's eerily accurate, I don't even use /vg/ except for DS3 and Overwatch.
i played with THE umaru today
>tfw bad at Genji
How come whenever I play against Genji he's an untouchable whirlwind of death that carves through my entire team and when I play as him I only need to poke my head out to have the entire enemy team turn around and focus me down
>>145777819
>If Mercy and Pharah aren't just platonic bff:s we riot
Pharmercy is already a thing m8, you lost
>Justice Rains From Above: Pharah and Mercy take to the skies.
>>145777856
l-look on the bright side, you can still kill Mei with that combo h-hehe....FUCKING BLIZZARD YOU JUST MADE GENJI AND TRACER UNKILLABLE WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING NERFING THE DAMAGE BY 40 FUCKING DAMAGE
>getting POTG as Genji and everyone gets to see how cool I am
>>145778281
>51,3%
I'm starting to belive the forced 50 meme
>queue into a game
>people calling each other mouth breathers salt and shitters over match chat
>alright whatever
>see Attack Torb on my team
>press escape
>>145778623
You should be put against players of your skill level, though.
Just saying.
>>145777943
>/fit/ Pharah
Yes. More.
i dont know if many people know this but you can glitch through barriers in spectator mode and explore beyond invisible borders(not all maps). i dont want to make a sus reddit post about it so ill just share some of my fav pics.
>going down from 800/30sens to 800/10sens in an effort to make my waifu widowmaker happy
>actually have to clean up my desk to make enough room to move my mouse around
>almost feel like a normal person now that i dont have a mountain of broken headsets, old mice, receipts, cables, notebooks, water and energy drink bottles looming over me when i sit down
Next thing you know ill start getting more sleep and eating healthy so i dont feel like shit all the time and can play better.
A happy waifu really does make a happy laifu.
>>145778621
>People who pick sniper
What is wrong with them?
>>145778454
I've been doubting this until today. I have a 30% win rate today, I had leavers and _intentional griefers_ I had _previously put on my avoid list_ in 5 games in a row just now. I am so fucking tilted.
>>145778697
>Genji and Tracer
>unkillable
My hook says differently
>>145778595
Non-American here, how have the elections affected(effected?) 4chan? I assume it's the Trumpshit going on in /pol/, right?
>start headshotting instead of constant flashbanging+fanning
>actually doing better
lel
>>145778768
neat
>>145778525
>???
>9
>on offense
>we have no tanks
>last person to choose their class chooses d.va
>"can you pick a real tank, please?"
>person playing d.va is some chick
>"sorry, I'm new. Just heal me while I learn the game, hun"
>I begin farting uncontrollably
fucking d.va cancer
Have you thanked your healer today, /owg/?
>>145778878
what do you mean
>???
Just open your mouse drivers and check there
hanzo has to be removed from the game as soon as possible
>>145778779
>tfw overwatch is making an entire new gen of futa fans
>>145778235
Does TracerAnon count as a bit of tomboy?I have a massive thing for tomboys then...
>wallride right into Genji's face
>punch him to death through his deflect
Holy shit, this is so satisfying. Why wasn't I using melee before?Oh right, because I'm a fucking scrub.
>>145778768
2
>>145778928
THANK U FOR UR SERVICE :DDD
>>145778704
>Get POTG as Genji and everyone gets to see me spaz out and wildly flail around while I hold M1
>>145778525
6400 dpi
15 sens
>>145778652
I like to pretend you're Mercy and I'm McCree when you post this.
>>145776149
>>145778280
>>145778235
>>145778989
Yes
More tomboys
>>145777819
Mercy was also friends with her mom, that whole ship is weird. It's fine to get off on the idea of them together or...whatever... but it ain't a true ship ya pervs
that picture is super cute and I don't even ship that.
>>145778893
>>I begin farting uncontrollably
IS it because that person was a girl?
>>145777420
>you will never go this fast irl
curse this feeble human frame
>temple of Anubis Attack
>I'm Rein with a dumbass Mei and Genji pair, a Junkrat, another Genji and Hanzo
>none get behind shield and I take point easily alone
>next part is those idiots for the next 8 mins constantly running into the enemy 2 Bastions, 2 torbs, Rein and Mercy
>switched to Widow to try to deal with Bastion and Torb but everyone keeps rushing in
>shit ensues
Never again.
>>145778989
No, it counts as some /soc/ retard posting instagram filter shit in 4chan like a complete retard.
>>145777420
how do you do this?
I've been trying it in custom games but cant get it to work.
>>145779043
>6400 dpi
i feel bad for your wrist
Why do people start insulting and blaming each other after every loss?
I blame leaguebabbies for this
There can never be such a thing as just a good match
>>145778940
yeah i dont see any DPI
>>145778525
400
10
>>145779205
people like to lash out online
cmon man
>>145778525
>800
>5
>>145779043
thats literally impossible, do you have 1cm for 360 or what
>>145779205
if I dont start blaming people they might blame me, I have to attack first.
anyone got that webm of the asian man that keeps missing super sanic lucio and starts laughing his ass off.
>>145779068
Why have more tomboys when TracerAnon is all you need?
>>145779059
I have blond hair and blue eyes just like Mercy! Do you share any characteristics with overwatch characters, friend?
That webm gives me the hornies! But they're reserved for Jesse McCree! Please post more!
Who else here yell BANKAI! as loud as you can when you use Genjis ult?
>gave lucio the best movement options
>he's a support that needs to stay close to his teammates
I feel like that's wasted potential but damn wallriding is fun.
>>145778621
We need an Overwatch version of this.
I just got done with a lovely match where we had five Snipers and no Medic. This imbalance needs to be put to rest, and desperate problems such as this call for desperate solutions.
I propose that, if you pick Sniper when there are already at least two on your team and no Medics, Valve will trace your IP and send you to a concentration camp. As Valve's hired muscle drags them into the prison, they'll beg for mercy, saying "I have my rights! You can't do this! I don't want to go to your camp!" The guards will look at them, their eyes void of emotion, and respond simply.
"If you really hated camps, you wouldn't pick Sniper."
Within the camp, the Snipers will be gathered into a giant building, crammed together like sardines. Each of them will be given a computer with TF2, and told to pick a class. If any of them pick Sniper, they'll be picked up by the guard and placed up front, where all the other prisoners can see them. The guard pulls something from behind his back. The prisoners recognize it immediately, as they all use it themselves. It's the Tribalman's Shiv.
The guard strikes the prisoner with it. The blade's serrated edges cut open the prisoner's skin. They strike him again. The guard pulls out Jarate and throws it at the prisoner, letting the broken glass and urine seep into the open wounds.
"Take him to the infirmary," the guard will say. The defiant prisoner is dragged away. The guard turns to the crowd. "Now, which class would be most helpful at the moment?" he asks.
In the infirmary, the prisoners who still picked Sniper lay completely ignored by the world around them. They are not fed, nor given water. If they must go to the bathroom, they will do it in their bed, forced to lie in their own Jarate. With their recent injuries left untreated, the prisoners will soon develop diseases. Their limbs will become gangrenous and require amputation.
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>>145778623
>get put into a game thats 10 seconds away from being lost
Happened to me.
>>145779310
Always played TF2 and dota with 6400
>>145779123
It's a trick that utilizes Genji's dash colliding with edges to propel him into the air. The trick is that the game doesn't properly register the ending of your dash as you're colliding with an object so you're velocity from Genji's dash doesn't stop. To perform it you need to approach/aim at the edge of a horizontal ledge that can be mounted; hold Forward, perform Swift Strike, then hold Jump so you can initiate the climb, then let go of both Forward and Jump when you see yourself starting the climb animation. Best place to practice is at Gibraltar with Ability Cooldown at 0.
>>145779323
it gets posted in basically every thread so just check the archives my man
>>145779262
What kinda mouse do you have
>>145779353
Eventually, when their spirits have been completely broken, and they beg for the sweet release of death, the lights in the infirmary will go out. The prisoner can't see, but he can distinctly hear the footsteps of three men approaching him.
"Oh, thank God!" he pleads with the last of his strength, malnutrition having almost completely taken him. "I'm...so sick. I need a doctor. You're all doctors, right?"
The three figures lean in closer to the prisoner, and as he makes out their faces, horror overtakes him. These aren't medics. These three faces are all exactly the same. A face he knows well.
"Sorry, mate. Only me," the Sniper says. The three Snipers ready their rifles, all pointing at the prisoner's disfigured mess of a head. A brilliant loud noise fills the room, and the prisoner is finally liberated from his hell, having paid the ultimate price for his hatred of teamwork. The Snipers smirk, feeling no remorse for his passing.
"Thanks for standing still, wanker!"
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>>145779205
Lol actually shitting down everyone's throat wouldn't be what it is today without older Blizzard games. It was at its worst before the mobas got mainstream.
>>145779068
Please, keep going.
>>145778928
I rage quit healer after a team of retards started blaming me for a loss when they couldn't grasp the concept of defending a point rather than running around getting killed.
>>145778768
>>145779362
Reaper and Widow have the cutest "Hello!"s
