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Previous thread: >>145618279
>>145628408
worst girl general
You are the one bringing you team down.
1st for dva
Low quality drawfag taking requests, lewd or not!
>>145628514
>tfw lose Hanamura in two minutes from a surprise D.va rush
All because we didn't immediately counterpick to, I dunno, reaper or roadhog
Maybe Bastion
>>145628513
McNoSkill fags still crying? s m h
>tfw Zarya's only counter is another Zarya
>>145628553
Tracer taking McCree's flashbang. ;^)
>your lover will never fly to your rescue in a time of crisis
why live? ;_;
>>145628438
>theorycrafting this hard
>doesn't even know the length of abilities
>>145628553
Devil Mercy sucking cock with cum dripping from her chin.
>>145628553
Zarya crushing Genji with her thighs.
>>145628553
mercy pushing a wheelchair for her quadruple amputee girlfriend
>>145628553
Soldier 76 giving her a healgasm. Double healgasm for healing each otherin the buffing position
>>145628553
Zarya doing something cute
>>145628553
More ahegao please.
>enemy team goes 5 pharah 1 lucio
>win because my team isnt retarded
>next game they go Bastion + Torb + Mei
>win because my team isnt retarded
>>145628628
that pharah is retarded
pharah is the reason she was put into that situation
mercy could have attached to rein instead and been actually protected
>>145628438
I'd like to see you actually try that and get a mouthful of Zarya's beam.
>It's a duo queue Mercy that doesn't acknowledge the existence of other team mates episode
>The fucking other guy is a Roadhog and she still won't heal anyone else or revive til he dies
Where the fuck is the "don't queue me up with fucking groups" option in these games? When the fuck will devs learn? I don't want to fucking queue with duos that play like the rest of the team are bots, I don't wanna be the fucking 6th in a stack of 5, and I certainly don't fucking want to be queued against a semipro stack, because I got unlucky enough to be lumped with the stack that is just a bunch of new retards inviting everyone on their list into the group.
>>145628553
Casual pharah with robolimbs.
>>145628696
MORE
>>145628748
>Pharah's fault that Roadhog used his hook
No.
>95 energy zarya on koth
>Enemy team hesitant to step on the point when I'm on it
reposting
This game is unplayable until they fix the frame rate issues the patch did.
where is sleepy reaper.
i wanna go all spiritual on my lootboxes.
What is the most obnoxious sound effect in the game and why is it Mei saying "I'm on fire"
>>145628786
Its like you dont understand how the forced 50% win rate works.
>>145628620
>zarya with shield up and walks on point
>team unloads
>she has full charge but dies anyway
>>145628876
>mfw people think Zarya is OP
You must be pretty bad at the game
who /poo/ here?
Wow. I just got 3 legendaries in a row.
Iron Wolf
Goddess
500 g
>>145628813
Got no more edited, I'll set up an imgur with the other stuff.
>Destroying enemy team as Junkrat
>Two of their players switch Zarya
>They think I care
>Just destroy their shields and kill them at sub-100 energy
No, I won't switch class just because you're in a bubble.
>>145628879
>DIE DIE DIE
>>145628553
non lewd loli tracer or beanie qt lewd
waifufags will kill all game discussion and this general
>zarya in every game on both teams
can't wait for all the pubs to start crying so she gets nerfs she does not need
Are these rules correct?
>I'm on fire! But an extinguisher is not needed.
Why is he so good
>>145628815
pharah knocked roadhog off the ledge
at best pharah corrected her mistake (but mercy could have just gone to rein)
>>145628948
But she is OP.t. Zarya main
>>145628553
More Dad76
>>145628553
mei in cheongsam
>>145629048
I think every hero should be nerfed
>flanking when the enemy team isn't occupied doing something else
stop going in to the enemy side when all 6 of them can clearly see you attempting to gun down their mercy
>>145629048
I just wish pubs would figure out to not shoot her bubbles.
Why do they shoot all of those but never shoot Reinhardt's shield?
>>145629058
Tracer x Winston
>>145629048
Bad players always get completely scared of attacking her or do so incrementally and just feed her the 100 energy.
I hope more people learn to just focus the shit out of her at range and kill her instead.
>tfw you switch to Bastion and just eat through her shield + her health.
>>145629048
>the secret got out
пидopы
>>145629058
sorta? if you wanna be boring. Its not like shipping and lore have any real relationship.
>>145629058
>Russian
>Lesbian
Simple epic
>>145628960
this is probably the only pairing I haven't seen before
>>145629058
I like how they cite reasons for widow and rein but claim Zarya is gay with nothing to back it up
Finally tried out Lucio
Now I understand
someone post the jet set radio lucio picture
>Attack on Route 66.
>Playing Hanzo
>Team is doing poorly for the first 2 minutes. Payload hasn't left the starting area.
>Enemy team is running a Reinhardt + Double Bastion + Torbjorn + Mercy Ultra Cancer comp.
>fuck it, I start playing super aggressive with flanks
>literally put the team on my back and carry them
>taking out bastions before they set up, ESP like shots to shut down ults, every ground scattershot is on point
>We push the payload all the way to the last part of the map
>enemy team sets up their alamo
>most of my team is wiped. only me and shitty solder 76 left.
>I take out a bastion and my Q comes up.
>Clear the final stretch with the dragon, getting 2 kills and another scatter kill on toblerone
>Ride the payload to victory alone
>PoTG goes to some shitty double kill tobjorn got at the start of the match
>everyone upvotes the shitty mercy on our team who didn't use her revive once.
>mfw probably one of the greatest performances in this game overshadowed by the "Always commend the healer!" mentality and Torbjorn turret plays
how do I get good at mccree
any reputable guides or exercises that will help me be better at cowboy?
>inb4 just flash fan to win
>>145628860
Should've been Reinhardt instead of roadhog.
>>145629259
LMB nigga
>>145629058
>>145629058
>Zarya is a lesbian
Even Blizzard wouldn't make it that obvious, would they?
>>145629058
>Pharah's mom might be her father
Am I reading it wrong or is it just worded terribly? I mean, I know what they actually mean, but still.
>>145628553
Tracer being whole hogged in the ass, strapped onto Roadhogs chest.
>>145629239
>>Attack on Route 66.
>>Playing Hanzo
>>145629270
Rein doesn't synergize with Zarya nearly as well as Hog. He's the perfect target for her shield.
Laughing or Spin emote for tracer?
I know I'm a shitter but I really really wish thatPharah would get a little more splash on her rockets
>>145629292
They meant S76 might be Pharah's father. So shipping them might be incest.
>>145628620
Get up in her face on D.va and she goes down fast, if she puts up her shield use bunny hop to back off, then come back and finish her off after a 2 seconds.
I can't play more than one or two games in row because I can't control my urge to masturbated to all the lady butts.
Please send help.
>>145628984
So, where is it?
>>145629380
Again, I know what they mean but it's worded like her mom's her father.
>>145629058
here are better ships
TracerxTracer (time travel)
ReaperxYourMom
Lucio is a player and doesn't want to date just one woman
Mercy is a psychopath. Any relationships with here are one-way
Winston dates his AI girlfriend
DVa is a meme spouter who will probably one day be 30 years old and wonder why she has always been single
>>145629380
There is nothing to imply that other than morrison knew pharah's mother
>>145629348
Spin.
The laughing animation doesn't match the laugh it looks weird.
>>145629239
>hanzo
stopped reading right here
>>145629058
>those pairings
100% jew made list
>>145629327
Yeah, Hanzo is horrible against stationary targets like Bastions and turrets.
>>145629380
why was pharahs mom such a slut
>>145629348
Prefer laugh because it actually serves as a useful emote/taunt.
Spin just gives her a shit eating grin followed by a sleazy wink. Not sure what context you'd use that combo irl.
>>145629425
https://imgur.com/a/wAylc
I can't think of specific abilities, but would a support hero with an ultimate that is a temporary range AOE that "hacks" enemy devices and makes them your own team's for the duration of the ultimate a shitty idea? Think Mei's launchable with a probably smaller AOE and anything in that AOE that is a "device" now works for your team until your ult is up or until said device is destroyed.
It could work on things like turrets, winston shield, a pilotless d.va mech, soldier 76's own ult (at least while he's standing in the aoe), etc.
Stupid?
>>145629348
Tracer is cute. CUTE!
>>145629401
Have you ever actually even tried that? Zarya melts D.va.
>>145628092
mostly m2.
only used m1 to kill a really high priority target or there's only 1 enemy and i can reliably track it.
m2 also has the added effect of bumping people around and thus easier to predict/lead when they land.
>>145629058
While it's not a bad assumption, and lesbian ships with her can be possible, nothing "confirms" that Zarya is gay besides the stereotypes of her looks. It would be wrong to assume she couldn't be shipped with males.
On the otherhand though I'm glad someone laid out the whole "don't ship enemies thing". The genuine shipping of Tracer x Widowmaker is a disease.
>>145629465
>weeabo dislikes hanzo
the irony
Imagine driving a sword through Tracer and watching the life fade from her eyes
who here wants crit rockets
Holy shit people are fucking toxic when they're losing in pub matches. next time I'll remember to turn off autojoin group voice chat.
>>145628553
Widow bodyshotting Zen but he doesn't die and she's confused/checks her rifle.
>>145629624
stupid assholes
>>145629612
clam down genji
>>145629612
imagine cumming on her time travel thing and causing it to short circuit
>>145629547
I regularly demolish Zaryas, not even a close run thing.
Maybe stop giving them full charge?
post salty chat screenshots.
>>145629498
>that last one
Jesus, that shit's beyond /d/ material, why the fuck is it on there?
>>145629524
I want to hurt Tracer with my penis.
>i have never seen this character carry a team
Who are they?
>>145629612
reaper not now
>>145629624
nobody
>>145629579
>talks about things being a "disease"
>posts tiny versions of pictures
>>145629523
Too situational, and that situation is "shit on builder heroes so hard they go from just useless to massive hinderance."
>>145629524
tfw you will never bury your face in tracers cheeks
>>145628860
>>145628706
I second this one, or her dressed up to go out.Only pic I've found like this and it makes me sad there isn't more.
>>145629523
Mostly it'd just be a good way to bust up entrenched enemies, but, most ults already do that.
>enemy defense team on Anubis has 3 Torbjorns, a Junkrat, a Bastion and a Mei, all guarding/spamming that small ass chokepoint
How the fuck are you supposed to get past that? 6 Reapers?
>>145629725
Mei
D.Va
Zenyatta
Symmetra
>>145629063
Yeah, Pharah did the thing you're supposed to do with her ability
So?
>Get stuck playing support even though I don't really feel like it at the moment
>For the next like 5 games
>Watching people play characters that I play infinitely better
>Watching us lose because they can't coordinate at all
Reminder that this game is fundamentally broken
>>145629816
1 Rein, 4 Zarya, 1 Lucio
>>145629331
Nah
>>145629837
she had terrible positioning
>>145629547
D.Va beats uncharged Zarya pretty handily, and D.Va's one of the easiest heroes to not accidentally feed Zarya charge.
>>145629751
I think the range of devices it counters is pretty wide, but it arguably is too much of a hard counter to a torbjorn turret, particularly if he molten cores it.
>>145629841
Maybe you should install overwatch on your SSD so you don't always get last pick
>>145629774
>>145629725
Symmetra
>>145629841
>getting punked into being the supportbitch
>not just playing whatever character you want and letting the rest of your team fend for themselves.
>>145629447
wish she had a better charge indicator, like zarya's near the crosshair or whatever.
you can view the gun model to see her charge rate (triangle bar stuff that gets filled with charge).
afaik it dissipates over time instead of instantly resetting.
her alt fire also does more damage if there's charge, but charging the alt fire obviously will drain the charge out afterwards.
Tfw you're dating an irl version of your Overwatch waifu
>>145629832
Mei's regularly carry teams.
a good D.Va can change a game but can't carry it single handedly.
Zen is insane in the hands of a top class player, I couldn't carry with him but I've seen it done.
Sym is.. yeah I don't think you can carry with her, but you can make a bad team win by keeping your teleport up I guess.
>>145629869
Reaper's just left-handed. Pretty good attention to detail they gave there. I'm impressed Blizzard.
>>145629816
Two ults.
>be bastion in turret mode
>zarya pops her shield when my group surrounds her
>start spraying bullets into it so she gets a full charge and destroys my team
>reload
>genji runs out of nowhere and I die to reflect
I think karma is 50%.
>>145629816
I'm sorry, I meant 2 Torbs and a Symmetra
One Torb on the platform, one on the right, Bastion on the bridge, Symmetra on the left, Junkrat spamming with the Symmertra, and Mei throwing up barriers and freezing people who got too close. It's fucking insane.
>>145629774
>>145629841
>being a fucking cuck
play what you want nigger
>>145629869
>wow you can do this thing that only works against practice targets and is essentially worthless against real people in a proper game
STOP THE PRESSES
>>145629656
>tfw disabling all chat including text and voice
it's like i'm playing with bots already, better if they don't generate communique
I hate this game but why do I keep playing it.
Question: Is it possible to gift someone a copy/key of the game? I have a friend who wants to get it for himself and I but want to make sure its possible first
what's the most flexible team for any situation?
I would say rein and lucio work in any team. but the other four. probably 76, reaper, junkrat and roadhog
Played some Overwatch today at E3 on a big screen.
Also got PotG as D.Va with a quadruple kill using her ult, kek.
Is Ranked going to be the exact same as Quick Match?
Sometimes if the team comp is completely garbage and no one wants to switch to counter what the enemy team is doing, I get annoyed but then think "well I guess it isn't ranked so everyone is just messing around" but if the other team composition is just shutting your team down 100% of the time, do people find that fun? It seems like you would adapt regardless of it being not-ranked.
Will people actually change classes in ranked depending on situations or will they just yell at everyone else after the match ends?
has anyone else been having an overheating issue since this last patch? my gpu is getting to like 190 degrees regardless of settings.
This is a dumb question: Does Zarya's charge increase the damage of M2 as well as M1
NO ONE IS GONNA TALK TO HIS DAUGHTER
WHY DID THEY SAY THEY WERE LOOKING AT D.VA BUFFS AND THEY DIDN'T BUFF D.VA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145629985
pubs aren't coordinated enough. I tried spamming with Junkrat whose ult is useless against the turrets and spam. Then switched to Zenyatta and team didn't push in with the ult even though I broadcasted it in advance
>>145630126
that was a dumb question
>>145630147
they said it'd be coming in the next patch, after the mccree tweak
>>145630046
I call it the League of Legends syndrome, though I'm sure there's other names for it. Pretty much every match is going to be shit and infuriating, but those little moments where you do something awesome or stomp a team keeps you coming back.
>>145630126
Yes of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keXfiffBzFw
Post what you listen to while playing
>>145630126
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WIKI OR A GOOGLE DOC OR SOMETHING
What does Pharahs kiss taste like?
>>145630126
it increases the area of effect, not damage. unfortunately.
3 boxes.
Feel free to make your bets ladies and gentlemen.
>>145629069
Its always funny when they try and panic for a moment not realizing why they are still melting.
>>145629974
tfw you forget your face
>>145630195
Random shitter Hanzos mumbling under their breath over mic with push to talk off about flankers only going for him.
>have mercy on team
>literally never get rez'd a single time
why does this always happen
>>145630092
no, you cant be put into a ranked game that is already started
>>145630078
Rein and Lucio are gimme's, but having a Mercy as well is actually pretty great, and S;76 is the most flexible DPS.
So you're left with two slots, which you should probably actually tailor towards either attack or defense. Since we aren't, then grab a good widowmaker player (Oxymoron aside) and a Winston. This counters every type of hero in the game while having no glaring weaknesses.
>>145630147
They also said they weren't doing it all at once and that they weren't going to nerf cowboy at the same time as D.Va. Don't be a selective reader.
>>145630195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gMAnDj6TmE
>>145630079
I should have gone for her achievements when I first started. I've never seen anyone do that or junkrat's in 600+ games
>>145630201
humus
>>145629706
>pretending to know things about the game
>actually recommending that people "bunny hop to back off"
I'm a Zarya main, that's why I said that D.va gets raped by Zarya in a 1v1. You can theorycraft all you want, but that won't change the fact that Zarya will destroy you while you panic-shield and try to hop away like a retard.
>>145630079
D'Va is literally only good for her Ult, and only if the enemy team doesn't have a Mei that knows how to Ice Wall, and Mei shits on D'Va anyway, so you might as well never play D'Va ever.
>>145629974
Symmetra is hardly waifu material.
>>145630092
Yes. No solo, so you can fight full 6 mans with a collection of different premades or randoms.
Not sure why Blizzard keeps going on about this "Competitive Overwatch" meme. You'd think they wouldn't design a bunch of retarded imba shit then throw it all into dynamic queue.
>>145630312
but roadhog can just tank hanzo's ult by healing.
>>145630156
True. Lack of coordination is killer. That's really the weakness to that comp too. Coordination is the easiest way to take out turrets.
>>145630272
eh lucio+mercy is more situational. double heal is good and all but you essentially sacrifice two offensive slots instead of one.
>>145630201
Mercy's cunt juice.
>>145629380
That just makes it hotter
>>145629706
Are you the same theorycrafter from the last thread? None of the shit you're suggesting actually works in game.
>>145629239
I feel your pain Anon.
>Attack on Numbani
>Approaching second to last point, playing Pharah
>Enemy team has all offense and Lucio on Defense
>Rally the team to group, jet into the air with ult, Q for a quadruple-kill
>End up losing anyways, they switched to double Bastion + Double tank and their Reaper had ult
>"Whatever, at least I got PotG"
>"Play of the Game", our Winston on screen
>think "What the fuck? Did I miss a play he did when respawning?"
>It's literally him chasing down a straggling 76, then putting a shield on the payload at the EXACT same moment I get a quadruple
>mfw I feel like I was literally robbed of one of the best plays I've made yet
>>145629774
We must go deeper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFIp3K6fNHI
this joke of a game is finished.... catch you gamers on the flipside
>join game
>2 Genjis and a Hanzo
>leave game
>join game
>Reaper Genji Tracer
>on defense
>leave game
why does the matchmaking want me to lose so badly
>>145630378
i believe roadhog is the only character that can tank it
Rip-tire also doesn't kill him
>>145630415
>le control your team argument
smells like league in here
just ignore them
>>145630201
mild cinnamon.
>>145629380
That's what George Lucas thought too.
>people still defend playing d.va
lmao i cant wait until ranked so i never have to play with your retarded people ever again.
>>145630415
D.Va destroying a un or low energy Zarya isn't theory crafting.
>>145630428
because it knows you keep leaving games
Which Overwatch girl do you think has the most sensitive clitoris?
>>145630294
Yeah, I haven't gotten on it at my game at home. Sucks.
>>145630317
It's D.Va, friend, not D'Va.
Her ult is great for area denial, but she's not a bad tank. They just need to increase her movement speed while firing and decrease the size of her crit hitbox. Now she can actually tank damage and deal some, too.
>>145630435
>>145630378
>Tracer ults me
>Heal and grab a small health pack
>>145630382
If you lose your only support, the team crumbles. Two life saving ults is usually better then two killing ults. Mercy allows Lucio to use more speed boost (Which help the Rein and Winston tremendously.) Lucio aura allows Mercy to use more damage boosts (Which help the Widow and Soldier quite a bit.)
Double healing is almost always better then one healer, assuming the rest of the comp isn't flanker/sniper trash.
>>145630428
>He thinks having a Reaper to kill tanks or a Tracer to kill support on defense is bad
Is this bait
>>145630427
>Reaper with 450 hp, including armor and shields
Tell me more about this pinnacle of game design
>>145630498
Zarya
>>145630475
Maybe if your MMR is so low that you can consistently get kills with D.va's ult. Unless the Zarya you're playing against is complete trash, she will almost never be at low energy. It's incredibly easy to throw a shield on a low HP teammate and rack up charge as people shoot at them to try and finish them off.
>>145630427
>that framerate
>>145629706
i regularly shit on mccrees with zero suit d.va but that means the mccree is shit
Behead all zarya apologists desu
>>145630510
her critbox is incredibly stupid considering the majority of her gameplay requires being face to face with enemies, it's almost like she has an effective heath of 200 sometimes
>>145630513
>shoot hog form any disance as tracer
>so fat all rounds on target
>ult him
>he stans still to heal
> unload two full mags into him
>ded
>also recharged most of my ult
roadhog is the absolute best target for tracer.
>>145630498
loli d.va!
:3
>>145630498
canonically, Bastion
>>145630312
>"I main"
Kek.
Literally the only way a D.va who isn't incompetent loses to a Zarya is if the Zarya is already charged up to near full.
You can stroke your ego about "naw I wreck d.vas!" all you want, doesn't make you right.
>>145630628
You forgot to add 'nothing personell' to your theory rant
>>145630559
But her clit has already developed into a small penis from years of steroids abuse.
>Hanamura attack, playing Zarya.
>Nobody tries to push in and even touch the point.
>Check team, there's a Hanzo and Widow on our team.
>Widow changes to McCree and another player immediately switches to Hanzo so now we have two Hanzo's.
>Lose without anybody other than me getting onto the point once.
>>145630418
Quick, who's more usefull than Reinhardt?
I think I'm officially on the Zarya May Be Slightly Overpowered bandwagon.
As mostly a Junkrat player, it feels absurd the amount of effort I have to put into killing her while my other team members are also working on her.
>>145630591
Send help
>>145630615
Pretty much the only place I've found where D.VA excels over Winston in her current state is fighting other tanks. While Winston whittles at their health so slowly it's not worth it, D.VA can headshot them to death while not being crit back for once unless it's a Roadhog.
>>145630662
>he doesn't understand /owg/'s definition of main
Go be low MMR somewhere else, D.va shitter.
>>145630317
Found the guy who's shit at D'va so claims she's useless.
>>145630069
I tried to buy a copy for my friend and no, you cannot gift this game yet.
Post Tracer please
>>145630605
Assuming a close range 1v1, how high does Zarya energy need to be to out-damage and kill D.Va?
>>145630660
>when Bastion is in sentry mode and you sneak up behind him and tickle his big blue clitoris
Oh boy time to open 3 lootboxes
>white white blue white 2 dupe
>white white blue white 1 dupe
>white white blue white 2 dupe
>>145630427
>rip off tracer
>rip off of rein
>rip off of reaper
>rip off of (guy?) Pharah
>literally Widowmaker
>not even a tweak, it's Widowmaker
What the fuck.
>>145630759
Microwave rooms. Bait people into running in after you.
>>145630731
Reaper kills her in like ten seconds. I love watching zaryas panic after i two shot the bubble and work their health down.
>>145630605
zarya is not that easy to charge when others players are clued into it. Some games I'll play as zarya and get 100% charge like nothing, others I'll shield an ally from afar who's getting ganked by 4 enemies and they all stop shooting straight away.
How come you're single, anon?
>>145630763
You're embarrassing yourself, everyone here knows you're wrong.
>>145630731
In beta her shields lasted 4 seconds instead of 2.
She was pretty good.
>>145629259
learn to use lmb
dont rmb from midrange
try and flank
always shoot pharah/mercy out of the sky
>>145630069
Why would you gift someone this terrible game?
>get this game today
>OH GOD I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
>pick d.va for the first time because no tanks
>get my first play of the game when a super smart roadhog on the other team decides to hook me into the middle of everyone with my ult ready
>>145629878
Nah
>>145630779
I want to fuck Tracer's asshole.
>>145630552
this is implying either will be good
>>145630691
not a theory it's field proven kiddo :^)
>>145628815
Yes.
>playing the new league of legends
>>145630815
>Get a Yellow
>It's a dupe.
>>145630906
>D-d.va is good, t-trust me!
>S-stop making fun of me for picking the worst tank in the game!
>I-I'm not wasting a slot!
Back to lolg, friend.
>>145630712
But it's still just as sensitive as a clit with more surface area. So technically the most sensitive.
>pick zarya
>always get gold medals in every category
>always lose
What am I doing wrong? I feel like she's one of my best characters, but I never win with her.
>>145630887
3D girls are unpleasant to be around.
>>145630779
>>145630916
>4 seconds
that is absurd
>>145630729
Lucio.
someone post the orlando tactical visor picture
>temple of anubis
>attacking
>pick pharah
>enemy team is 4 genjis, 1 bastion, 1 mercy
>match ends in 90 seconds, we won
I think they were a 6man just fucking around desu, was a fun game though
>>145631051
It's like you expect randos to not be complete shit. If you want to be able to carry the team, go play another game.
>>145631020
>I LOOK LIKE A MORON!
>"I BETTER MEME HARDER!"
keep it up.
Every hero now experiences fall damage except for D.Va in her mech and Winston.
How does the game change?
>>145631051
>What am I doing wrong?
Blaming yourself for your shit team.
im on a team with 4 flankers
will I win?
>>145628658
Gonna try to do one of the silly swf ones now
>No attack heroes!
>picks Genji
>No defense heroes!
>picks Mei
>No tank heroes!
>picks D.va
>No support heroes!
>picks Symmetra
>>145631141
Pharah kills herself a lot more.
>>145631175
go roadhog and be bait
>>145631141
Every pharah is sent to the hospital immediately.
>>145631170
that sure is an enthusiastic blowjob you got there
>>145631004
Nah
>>145631051
>always get gold medals in every category
There's no need to lie anon.
People's self-inflated egos in this game is ridiculous, it's worse than /d2g/
>when I win I deserve it, when I lose it's because of muh team
>>145631246
>>145631280
I imagine you could probably just tap your jets to prevent it.
tfw u catch tracer as tracer
>>145631260
ur a big tank
>>145631245
I'll take a symmetra over zenyatta tbqh
>>145631007
>Replays
Toxic
>Sandbox
Toxic
>Solo Queue (flawless all random balance)
Toxic
>5 Man Queue (flawless chosen team balance)
Toxic
>Voice Chat
Toxic
>But seriously, people just use skype or discord - it's a massive advantage for premades. I mean, we have a huge pro scene and they're all using hands free communicatio-
Toxic
>>145631141
literally EYE Cybermancy multiplayer
>>145631159
>>145631128
Blaming the team is pretty easy, but when my win rate with her is 15%, I need to start looking at myself for the problem.
