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Previous thread: >>145628408
meames
>only blue I got was a duplicate
do you guys spent money onVIDEO GAMES
perfect
Remember to obey the RULES
Anyone queuing from Aus getting unusually high latency today?
Junkrat
>>145638308
absolute fucking cancer. kill yourself.
>open a meme box
>epic
>it's just gold
Reminder to play Reaper for free wins now that nothing counters him
>>145638327
I've been getting put in fucking American servers lately, all around 180 ms - 250 ms.
If you get into a game with high latency, ask where they are from in voice.
>playing shit A/D map (all of them) or some of the payload maps
>push as a team
>kill their Mercy first because that's how you outplay her ult apparently
>skillfully teamfight them and wipe them
>capping the point
>Mercy respawns and ults her whole team back and there's nothing you can do about it (especially if it's a shit map like Gib where she can ult from spawn)
>Ult will still go off even if you kill her mid animation
>they have their ults now and you don't
>you wipe
>the only way to counterplay this is to have your own Mercy
People will defend this
Sometimes I wish there was a kind of 'LFG-tool' in the game.
Where you could say 'I want to play X character', and you'd be guaranteed that no one else does, it would also do a mandatory role check so it wouldnt be 6 offense heroes etc.
Queue times would be longer, sure, but it'd be worth it just to avoid toxic comments before the game even starts.
Not saying the current play mode should go, just would be nice if they would add this extra option.
xth for Oversensitive babbies :^)
>>145638389
he's hard-countered by mercy
>>145638323
>Rule 7
>Rule 9's shit tastes
>>145638443
>mercy
>in pubs
>>145638323
>Widowmaker does not feel love
>you will never fix Widowmaker with the power of love
>>145638308
Thanks for making my maps and characters free!
>>145638323
is this real? I love how they say you shouldn't ship Soldier 76, yet they are shipping him with Pharah's mom...
>>145638401
Maybe that is it. I've been getting below 40ms since launch, but this afternoon it's all over 200ms. Guess it's because no aussies are playing? I wish there was an option to prioritize local servers over queue time
>3 minute attack on anubis
>absolutely fucking destroy enemy
>get quad kill genji ult at end to finish the game
>potg
10/10 game, might have actually been shorter than 3 min too.
>>145638339
gg ez
>>145638475
thank me for your unemployment too
>>145638213
reminder lucio players are busy sniffing their own ass
Hey guys how I play hanzo?
>>145638308
I bought the 11 box package and I feel dirty. Got sunyatta skin atleast
>>145638245
Don't let her res through walls.
Slow down the charge rate on her ult.
There, fixed.
If you really want, you can make her have a slight channel that someone can interrupt.
You can also just say that you don't like Mercy and would like her gone from the game instead of coming up with outlandish nerf ideas.
>>145638437
>all it's supposed to do is infuriate people
>takes a big sloppy bite of the bait anyway
REEEEEEEEEEEEDDITTT
>>145638389
D.va can beat Reaper at point-blank range fairly easily.
>>145638308
Yep, I got promoted recently.
>>145638416
Her ultimate is pretty fucking ridiculous as it stands now. It needs to have an animation to activate like Lucio's or something.
>Roadhog's hook isn't cheap as fuck
theres not even the tiniest grace period to even give you the slimmest change of escape, nevermind trying to avoid it since it has a hitbox the size of jupiter
>tfw getting Symmetra's shield and Torb's armor as Zen
>>145638606
my nigga
Grats on the promotion, i got promoted a few months ago and ended upworking an extra hour every day please kill me.
Do you guys all play with pro-level players all the time?
Pretty much none of the counter I see spoken bout on here ever apply to the games I play.
>>145637574
If the enemy team has the option of killing mercy and doesn't they shouldn't complain about having the whole team being rezzed after their 2 ults.
Her ult is fine. People just doesn't play around it and then complain about how their chain ults got mitigated because they didn't find the mercy that was just around the corner.
>b) it causes Mercy players, especially less experienced ones, to hold onto their ults because they think they're going to need them for those big wipes
Does this ever happens? I've seen more times people use their ult on one person and then we get rekt because the enemy team comes to murder us when they see that 1 man revive used.
>>145638606
how do you even have time to sit there and open 500 loot boxes? you could be spending that time playing the game
>>145638323
>implying my English waifu wants gorilla dick
I'll kill you
>>145638472
You can probably fix her with your dick though.
>>145638678
Why did you think she was the first one to call Winston after recall?
>>145638323
Symmetra x toblerone
No, shield vs armor marriage disputes -> divorce
>>145638553
Congratulations, you've made her useless.
>>145638672
It was like 1 set a day until I got everything i wanted
>>145638657
>>145638416
There it is
Will people stop pushing for Zenyatta to have a buff to his health now that Widowmaker has been nerfed?
>>145638437
Whatever happened to glhf at the beginning of games? Used to happen all the time, now its mostly responded with a "fuck off"
Fuck Tracers.
>>145638657
okay
>kill mercy first
>she respawns 6 seconds later and revives the rest of the team from her spawn underneath the capture point
>>145638323
>Tracer x Winston
Boy I sure do love me some fat gorilla cock.
>>145638775
>Fuck Tracers
winston reporting
>>145638323
Rules make sense. Faggot has garbage taste in ships though.
Edit that image to just remove item 9.
>>145638718
Someone else asked for 'better ideas'. I don't think she should be nerfed at all. I do think that reducing her res to a single target ability is fucking stupid and people should think before posting.
>>145638620
Bad hogs dont hold M1 directly after hooking, giving people a chance to escape.
I played against a particular bad hog as reaper earlier and he hooked me 4-5 times and EVERY single time I could wraith out unharmed.
Roadhog's hook is *designed* to let him shoot before the enemy can react (bluepost on blizz forums)
>playing shit A/D map (all of them) or some of the payload maps
>push as a team
>kill their Widowmaker first because that's how you outplay her character apparently
>skillfully teamfight them and wipe them
>capping the point
>Widowmaker respawns and kills us all (especially if it's a shit map like Gib where she can kill from spawn)
>Ult will still go off even if you kill her mid animation
>they have their ults now and you don't
>you wipe
>the only way to counterplay this is to have your own Widowmaker
>>145638323
>Widowmaker can't feel love
>implying she doesn't sleep nude in an oxygen tent to gain sexual powers
People with this level of autism should be legally barred from accessing the internet tho.
>>145638775
That pose is very gundam
Doctor Ziegler, I'm Overwatch.
>>145638678
~REMINDER~
that Tracer's VA is cute and Blizzard forced her to read shitty lines in an awful fake accent
Yorkshire accent > fake LANDAN accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EnWG8PpHco
>>145638425
It'd be nice if they added filters to the search in general.
Maximum ping would be great, I'm sick of getting put in a game that has 300 ping and getting penalised for leaving.
Being able to filter for maps and modes would be good, I really don't mind, but a lot of people seem to have preferences.
Also I'd really like to be able to filter out games that are in progress, or only games that have just begun.
Shall we?
>Hanzo kills you when you're behind cover
Thanks, 20 tick!
>>145638564
This
If you're letting the guy who says "gg ez" get to you, he's already won.
It's like people who whine about other people popping mastery icons in league. They're obviously doing it to tilt you, stop letting them win.
>>145638767
Last time I used glhf was in an SC2 game. The Zerg player literally responded with "get fucked imba terran faggot". Never again.This was after the reaper, tank, thor, and EVERYTHING terran nerf where Zerg was reigning supreme mind you.
>>145638775
>Tracer recalling into the ult
Goddammit I play Tracer and this Tracer pisses me off
THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR ITS PREY
>>145638884
>forced her
You mean, paid her for a job?
>>145638810
>I don't think she should be nerfed at all.
lol
>>145638812
>Roadhog's hook is *designed* to let him shoot before the enemy can react (bluepost on blizz forums)
cheap.
and i think latency effects it negatively too
>>145638860
The pose is ruined for me on the classic skin.
>>145638947
>mfw I get PotG as Okami Hanzo by pressing Q
>>145638970
don't go talking aout jobs on here,
It's a trigger line for theneetson here
>>145638989
>>145638987
HIROOOOO
>>145638987
>>145638989
>>145638947
awoos hunt in packs
>>145638987
JAPANESE MOOT
>>145638775
fuck Meis. Every time I see that cunt I make it my mission to make her life living hell.
>ice wall that is annoying as fuck whether she is on your team or not
>invulnerable get out of jail free card THAT HEALS YOU!
>250 HP for no reason
>M1 with deceptive range that slows you down so hard you can't even turn to retaliate after 3 seconds
>M2 that can 2-3 shot
>>145639018
Wolf girl Hanzo skin when ?
>>145638854
>implying she doesn't sleep nude in an oxygen tent to gain sexual powers
>accuses other people of having autism
wew lad the irony
>attacking, down to the wire
>playing zarya
>ult is ready, wait for other team to confirm
>pharah responds
>cool, let's do this shit
>fire my ult around mei's ice wall, probably grabbed five of them
>pharah is fucking nowhere to be seen
>ult ends with nobody capitalizing
>see pharah ult during the enemy zarya's ult during potg five seconds after mine where she uses it but gets killed immediately
Fucking christ.
>get mcburgered
>remember that they nerfed him to not autowin with half the shots
>>145638970
they made her do it!
>>145638947
tfw your Hanzo pentakill POTG wasn't saved because OBS crashed and didn't realize it until after I closed OW.
>>145638776
In what game mode does that ever happen?
>>145638947
>tfw you finally get "The Dragon is sated" achievement
>>145638890
>try to roll away from arrow or hook as McCree
>get fucked
>try to last minute zip as Tracer to dodge arrow
>get fucked
>>145638678
>implying she doesn't
>>145639085
FUCK! forgot to mention
>her ult that is hard to figure out where it came from and once you do you are already frozen in its huge ass radius.
>>145639130
>actually screencapping this
How new?
>>145638938
Hey, you wanna go out some time baby?
>>145639098
it's a meme from simpsons shitposting
>>145638213
>tfw shitting on two people in particular on enemy team
>chat fills with their anger
>fuel that fire
>lose cause team is insanely shitty even with you clearing house
>they both say ez
I don't know of a worse feeling.
>>145638885
>getting put in a game that has 300 ping
I live in Hawaii and have never been over 60 ping, you should check your connection.
>>145638885
yeah dude, filters for games in progress so when someone leaves their team stays 5v6 for the rest of the match
real good thinking you got there you clever bastard
>>145639196
>implying implications
>team has no support or tank
>walk out of spawn
>get killed
ah, one of those games
>anubis attack as junkrat
>enemy busy holding choke
>somehow bob and weave past enemies
>push through symmetra microwave
>walk right over widow trap
>reach point A with 8 health
>no one on it
>enemy turns their back to stop me
>gets wiped by my team pushing the choke
and that's why you always leave someone on point
>>145638323
>pharah x hanzo
>mei x mccree
>symmetra x torb
based on WHAT
>temple of anubis
>attacking
>pick pharah
>see a guy pick hanzo
>see a guy pick genji
>leave
Why do people do this?
Who is a better general purpose main, Hanzo or Mei?
>>145639185
Here's a smoother version.
>>145639262
She's an English slag. She probably fucks both of them.
>>145639262
if only her ass was actually that juicy
instead we got british slag man butt and genji got the ass she shoulda had
>reaper teleports behind me
>fucks me in the ass as mercy
>my teammates do nothing to stop this 12 times in a single match
>>145639293
Mei
>>145639301
sleep tight reaper
>>145639186
Blessed be based Zarya for multikill achievements.
>>145639350
They could have but didn't want to
>>145638775
>Enemy Mei ults
>everyone is slowed for 35 years and can't move
>they all get sniped
>Ally Mei ults
>everyone walks out of it like nothing was even there
>Mei dies from a single headshot from a Hanzo from across the map
I don't understand it.
>intercept mei trying to fuck up mei
>teammate ditches
>kicking ass
>repeatedly hound and kill someone on the enemy team
>they switch characters to who you are
>still whoop their ass
>>145639418
People suck, enemy mei is better then you and your team.
The end
>>145638884
why is she so nice bros
>>145639301
Sleep tight Reaper
>>145638323
>Symmetra x Torb
they hate each other on a molecular level
are you retarded
>>145638335
...Oh god its Jinx, Blizzard rule 63ed Jinx
>>145638213
What I was always wondering: Why is the most (game) porn (for any game) ontumblr? (a website know for SJW)
Isn't that kind of hypocritical?
Examplehttp://overwatchshitpost.tumblr.com/
>>145639236
I'mAustralian
I usually get about 60 ping, but now and then I get put in some 300 ping shitfest.
>>145639253
Would it really be used that often?
I would have thought only a minority of people would use it al the time.
>>145638710
Because Winston is Tracer's Totoro
>>145639301
sleep tight reaper
after getting white white blue white 3 times in a row I take every chance I get.
Someone tell me which Junkrat Legendary Skin to get.
>pay money to the kikes at blizzard
>blizzfaggots buy the game and fawn over it because it's by blizzard
>direct rip off tf2
Why do you Blizzfags choke on blizzard's cock regardless of how good the game is?
They could release a pile of shit tomorrow and you'd all eat it.
>>145639350
>he does that 12 times
>not positioning yourself better
>not knowing escape routes to fly to
>not headshotting him when he's still teleporting
>>145639317
Can you imagine that fat ass on your dick? FUark.
Too bad about that face though, but she clearly knows what shes doing.
>>145638919
Part of me thought it had to do with games having more players. Nobody wants to see 12 glhf's at the beginning clogging the chat, but if starcraft lost it too... damn.
>>145639574
they suck
get toasted
>>145639581
>>145639574
idk none of them are great
>>145639574
None, get jailbird, best skin
>RYU GA WIGGY WOO
>"Hahah, it's Hanzo's ult. Only scrubs get hit by Hanzo's ult."
>"Wait, where is it..? haha.."
>Dragon bursts out of nearby wall and engulfs me instantly
No worse feeling in this game
>>145639581
(you)
>>145639508
The "SJW" part of tumblr is an extremely loud minority that most of the other users either look down upon or just ignore completely
>>145638323
Roadhog x Junkrat OTP
>>145639581
I love the taste of blizzard's dick though, it feels so good when they cum Legendary skins down my throat
>>145639574
I got scarecrow from a box
fish it was a joker but I guess everyone has that one
>>145639301
sleep tight reaper
>>145639636
that's actually canon going by voice lines
>hanamura attack
>pick bastion
>everyone bitches
>I literally solo 4 defenders in turret form up top, then sentry all over the symmetra
>team is so dumbfounded they literally stand in the door way, but kill the soldier as he sprints towards the point and me
>camp point B up top
>we win
>potg goes to our Hanzo cleaning up my bullet spray on point B by pressing Q
>mfw
>Good Hanzo players
They do exist. Lord help you if you're against one.
>>145639236
It's much less about connection than it is about server's location.
AU players can be thrown into US servers despite needing to cross the Pacific because they fall in the same "Americas" region category, and nothing you can do about it.
>>145639648
Hey cutie post battlenet
>>145639301
sleep thight reaper
>>145638323
>Zarya is lesbian
Ho-hold the fug up, really?
>>145639226
Oh okay continue to meme as you were memeing, memeanon.
>>145639253
Just add Hard AI to replace the leaving person.
It couldn't be much worse than the person that left in the first place anyway.
This game fucking sucks when you're on a losing streak.
Yes I mad
>>145639714
thats not funny my uncles nephew was a dancing alien
>>145639752
DEATH CUMS
>THE DRAGON BECOMES ME
>MI WO SUTETEMO MYOURI WA SUTEZU
>MIZU NO YOU NI NAGARE
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
Literally the most based fucking character, so enjoyable to play with/play as. Highest skill floor/ceiling too, so fucking thrilling to make plays with, even if you might do slightly better overall as someone like tracer
So is it true that Blizzard mentioned that there is one gay character in the main cast but it isn't really that important so its not shoved down our throats?
My guess is that its Lucio solely because of the line on Numbani where he admires the place for letting people live as they choose.
>>145639753
>Russian racist nationalist
>Lesbian
>>145639784
take a free sexual power meme
>>145639808
I know that feel, broski
>>145638323
>STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN REEEEE
>btw Zarya is totes lesbian you can just tell by the way she looks
>pushing hard as Junk on Anubis
>teammates literally just sit in the doorway and get picked off
>everyone gets caught in Mei's ult TWICE
>Switch to defense
>Attackers cap B with 2 people because the entire team is distracted by everyone else
Haven't played in a while. Tell me about these nerfs to Mccree and Widow. Are they balanced now? Totally useless? Who's the new cancer that everyone complains about?
>>145639837
Nothing better than seeing genji shout THE DRAGON BECOMES ME as he goes off to naruto up the entire enemy team.
How much damage does his sword slash do? Can it one shot 200 and under with mercy boost?
>>145639719
O-okIm an aussie though, dont tell anyone else or they'll think im a poofta
Friendly reminder that Hanzo, McCree and Reaper are objectively the lowest skill characters.
>start playing mcree and pharah instead of widow and zarya
>20 loses in a row
JUST
>>145639929
One slash is 120 damage with ridiculous range.
>>145639827
This is my curse
>>145639956
mccree has the highest skill floor now
>>145639920
yes, no, people are using pharah and roadhog a lot more now but the only unbalanced hero is mercy who needs a nerf
>>145638545
It smells so good
It smells likeUNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
>>145639418
>Enemy Mei ults
>Genji on my team deflects it
>POTG is him wiping the enemy team after freezing them with their own Mei ult
>>145639969
To be fair he'd be absolutely fucking garbage if he didn't have decent range/aoe capability. Pros already mostly ignore him, maybe that'll change with mcree nerfs.
>>145639951
Not that Anon but I am Kiwi, need some Anzac players.Domino#1612, unless you suck
>>145639920
McCree is less annoying to fight against, but he's still really strong against squishies, and Widow got gutted by her base damage (headshots untouched), ult timer, and lost the ability to quickscope. She's unplayable, even C9 Reaver dropped her completely.
>>145639850
Oh yeah the Russians hate homos.
>>145639984
Sure, McNoSkill fag
Guys how do I stop playing Pharah?
I can't stop.I won't stop.
>>145639951
I won't, just post battlenet cutie
>>145639418
Forced 50 reduced your mei's slowing power and damage.
Daily reminder that you have competition now
https://youtu.be/gFIp3K6fNHI
>>145639982
I actually like reaper's edginess, i just find it funny and can never take him seriously
>>145640102
is this a new meme?
>>145639842
does literally anyone ship reaper with a female
>>145638323
>tumblr
>following shipping "rules"
Pick one fampai
>>145640081
because they can't just come out of the closet
russians are mega gay
>>145640123
CHINA CHINA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
>>145639686
Impossible going by the fact that only one character is gay
>>145640123
ayyyyyy
>>145640123
Daily reminder that Gearbox is willingly killing their own game.
http://www.pcgamer.com/battleborn-is-getting-microtransactions-this-week/
Which character is most likely to vape?
>>145640136
I just like to think he's a real soft cutie who goes on /c/ often
>>145640186
>labor away at making babby's first webm
>finally get one at a decent res with audio removed and okay bitrate
>go to post
>pic related
>IT'S SEVENTEEN SECONDS LONG FUCK YOU
>Roadhog hooks our Mercy
>You've activated my trap card!
>He grabs my randomly rolling RIP-tire and kills his entire team for me
>I ruined our big co-ordinated push
>RIP-tire was supposed to kill a healer, maybe a DPS only
>not all of them
>mfw
I let my entire team down. We had it all planned out and on a voice timer and everything...
>>145639956
Mercy and Lucio are lower
>>145640148
>new
>not knowing chinese memes
No, it's a couple years old.
>>145639956
Mei is actually the easiest character in the game.
t. Mei "main"
>>145639920
no
no
tracer since shes still broken
>>145640225
That's the worst kind of microtransactions
I'm glad that fucking company got raped hard
>>145640162
yeah ok faggot
Go get shot in a night club
>>145640087
Never quit, hitscan is for faggots
>>145640225
>make quite possibly the worst sequel to any game (Borderlands Presequel)
>release Battleborn on same day as another online shooter
Gearbox going out of business when?
>>145640230
Reaper
>>145640148
Why is play Mei so much fun?
>>145640162
>want to make a joke about Gravity Squeeze
>realize it won't work that way
Oh well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bku97eaHKPE
>>145640343
literal butthurt commie detected
go wear some more gay sailor shirts
Symmetra is op
>you will never impregnate genji
why live
Is it too late to un-fuck his shit?
>>145640451
mercy no
>THE DRAGON BECOMES ME
Perfect pairings that would make healthy couples and interesting stories:
Widowmaker x Genji
Tracer x Genji
Mercy x 76
Mei x McCree
Mei x Zarya
Tracer x DVa
Pharah x Zarya
Tracer x Pharah
Genji x Pharah
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
>>145640451
>you will never kill genji
RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU!
>>145640123
jesus christ how
>>145640517
that picture jesus kek
Cute heal sluts who likeplaying the game really wellandhaving great matchesand talking abouthow much they want to gag on cock!
> broken down and got overwatch expecting a reskinned TF2
> first match, choose roadhog
> Scorpion chaining and shotgun all over the fucking place
> play another match
> then a few more
I'm liking this far more then expected, some of the classes I hated immedialy and probably will never use again though , the roller skating guy ripped off of big hero 6
Probably not just me? Mcree being a cowboy with the same beard as pic related came off as a reference to cowboy bebop
WHAT ARE SOME KEY TELLS THAT YOU'RE ON A SHITTY TEAM
OH, I KNOW!
>GETTING A GOLD FUCKING MEDAL FOR ELIMINATIONS WHEN YOU GET 2 FUCKING ELIMINATIONS THE ENTIRE MATCH
WOWWWW THANKS BLIZZARD GOOD MATCHMAKING
>it's a "Reaper pops his ult and gets POTG even though his team lost" episode
>>145640225
>$60 game
>have to unlock all the heroes over time
>and now microtransactions
???
>i have never rezzed more than 3 people in my 7 hours playing mercy
REAL NIGGA HOURS
IF YOUS A ZENYATTA MAIN, SMASH THAT MUFUCKIN LIKE BUTTON FAMLIA
>>145640602
Plus fucking season pass
>>145640562
LAST TIME I HAD AN ACTUALLY DECENT MATCH WAS WHEN I WAS LEVEL 45
I AM LEVEL 71 NOW
I DIDN'T HAVE A GAME THAT WASN'T A STOMP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER IN A FUCKING WEEK
AND EVEN IF, I WAS ALREADY TOO PISSED AND JADED TO NOTICE
FUCK THIS RETARDED MATCHMAKING AND THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT GAME
>Reaper's face when he doesn't get POTG
Name one feel better than having a good genji on your team
>>145640694
being praised for doing a good job healing my team
>>145640694
Peeing in a butt
>>145640614
I haven't either, because whenever I play Mercy 3 people dying at nearly the same time is already a rare occurence, and I have to blow the ult right away to make us keep pushing the cart and can't wait for 4th and 5th death.
It's not like I won't have it up in 30s.
>>145640123
do fucking people in china actually buy this shit?
i wouldn't be even mildly interested if i was 7 and this was the 90s
>>145640086
>hard to hit left click because of slow fire rate, needs to headshot to do good damage
>ult that's worthless unless you carefully sneak up on the enemy or read the pace of the fight perfectly
>stun so short fans dont kill, so you need to headshot them while stunned
mccree is objectively literally the hardest character to play now that he cant just hammer fan for easy kills.
>>145640563
Twice in game, I have heard a Mc ree say "bang". Dunno of its actually in reference to bebop though
>when your team is too pussy to do anything
god i hate the forced support every match
>>145640563
>the roller skating guy ripped off of big hero 6
underaged b& pls go
>>145640551
>Mei x McCree
Does anyone have the reaper image where he talks about never losing his virginity because he never loses?
>>145640636
Zenyatta's all over the shop now that Widow's been nerfed.
>get discord orbed
>hide to get rid of it
>resume, get orbed again
>>145640724
>literally the most brain dead easy role
I hope you at least play zen or lucio.
>>145640614
>its another bad mercy positioning and getting picked off episode
>>145640694
Healer thanking you doing good job of keeping her alive.
>>145640562
>not playing a REAL healer
Git gud.
>>145640759
>playing a support when your team is ass
Might as well try to carry
>>145640563
>rip off of big hero six
End your existence.
>>145640776
please only post good images of reaper
>>145640570
>join losing game
> gold damage medal with only 768 fucking damage
>"30 percent of team damage"
I don't know how some people can be so terrible
It seems to me that the best Widows I come across are using Odette/Odile or Winter, while all the shit Widows use Huntress/Comtesse, Patina, or any other recolor
Has anyone else experienced this?
>>145640694
Having a good Zarya on your team, having a good Reaper on your team.
Good Reapers are especially funny because they just sweep the flanks 24/7 and all you see is
>Reaper killed Soldier
>Reaper killed McREE
>Reaper killed Gaijin
>Reaper killed Streetpig
And eventually
>Reaper killed fucking everyone near the point while you were storming in from the front
I like competent Reapers. They do their job, barely ever bitch and just run around and sweep.
Competent Junkrats are also great to have.
>hanzo picks a spot on his screen at random and fires
>gets a headshot
this isn't fun
>>145640563
Mcree is a waking cowboy bebop reference
> the beard
> being a cowboy
> one of his lines is "bang" said the same way
>>145640794
Braindead as that job may be, I noticed a trend of us losing each time we leave healing to a pug, and us winning when I heal the team myself.
I hate Mercy pockethealing a Widow or Pharah that can't hit for shit.
>>145640694
not being deadweight as d.va
>>145638425
Whole point of the game is switching up heroes to counter the enemy team, but this would still be cool.
>>145640889
McCree is a reference to A Fistful of Dollars you fucking fuck
>>145640916
>Mercy pocket healing a Pharah
>Shoot them both out of the sky
What aRivetingExperience.
>>145640651
I'd have preferred the forced 50 thing not been brought to public knowledge. If it hadn't I'd be like "wow, this game's really balanced!". But now I know the game is purposely gimping me and my potential and that bothers me to no end.
>>145640947
he is clearly a child. I bet he doesn't even know where the Huckleberry line is from.
>that one Lucio who keeps trying to cheese points by riding pitfalls, but keeps falling off and dying
>>145640884
genji does the exact same thing you just said but shits on bastion and is more stylish
:^)
>>145640374
It's painful what Gearbox did to Borderlands
Original game was so good and then they fucked it all up trying too hard.
>>145640828
>>145640759
>teammates so afraid of dying
>Reinhardt won't even peek at B with his shield up
>have to yell at them to get the fuck on point when Genji clears it
>barely win after locking that 2/3 cap
>>145640839
>Hating the chocolate.
>>145638323
i don't get it. from where does the creator derive authority?
>>145640563
>>145640889
samefag
>>145640887
flank him, he's designed to lock down corridors
>5 guys dead
>Mercy flies in to rez
>Mercy's face as she ults and sees Reaper coming
>>145640694
Having a good Lucio on my team
Having a good Reinhardt on my team
Having a good Zarya on my team
Having a good Reaper on my team
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>>145640584
>mfw I get POTG on a game I just joined
>>145640935
>>145641024
brown elves in overwatch when
>it's a "Lucio does literally nothing but stand by his teammates all game, is on fire for 84% of the match, and gets 7 commends at the end of the game" episode again
>>145640990
Genjis do fuck all. Reapers consistently clear the flanks, Genji just fishes for easy kills and waits for a distraction big enough for his ult.
Reaper can dropbear Q on the enemy without a distraction and before someone charges or otherwise cc's him he assfucks 3+ squishies by himself just like that.
>>145640410
yeah everyone who doesnt like aids ridden poop dicks is a closet case
no one likes fags but liberals and other fags
Hey overtards are you getting bored of your game yet?
I heard the new call of duty is coming out soon I'm sure you'll fit right in with that crowd
>>145640741
>stun
>fan the hammer
>win
wow such skill, kill yourself fag
>>145641079
Never.
>love playing Pharah and Junkrat
>can't lead my targets for shit and embarrass myself
>>145640230
Lucio because he's a DJ.
>>145640396
He's too edgy. He'll smoke actual cigarettes
>>145641125
>he tried it again
(You)
>>145638213
POST YOUR LATEST LOOT BOXES
>tfw get one of the 2 main epics you wanted
>tfw the artist formerly known as pharah (even though i have her rainmaker legendary)
>tfw 50 overcoins
>tfw forced to play on laptop with a bum GPU because i won't be able to build a new PC for a few weeks
>>145641107
I guess, maybe you just aren't good at genji. Shuriken are a ton of damage.
His survivability and mobility are what I value.
>>145641135
they nerfed his damage you nerd
>>145640990
>Genji shits on Bastion
I like this meme. I haven't seen a Genji deflect kill a Bastion in over a week, and if he tries to WASSHOI and shuriken him he'll get rekt by Bastion's team.
Lone Bastions don't happen since open beta.
>>145641092
still more useful to the team than your average resident genji
>>145641172
>not smoking the souls of dead people
>>145641119
Anon stop trying to tell me your fetishes, it's uncomfortable.
Just go back to playing mercy
>>145641042
>press q as Reaper
>5 people dead
>angel bitch flies over
>HEAD ESTABLISHED
Furry champion when?
is reaper or mei suppose to win a 1v1?
>I don't play genji
>>145640551
>No McCree X Zarya
>>145641226
Still ez mode character
>want the sorry spray to bm
>no one plays symmetra the entire map for me to destroy 3 teles
fuck
>>145641220
That's what every fucking Genji ever does. That's what the character is designed to do - to get in, kill a high value target and get out.
Sweeping the flanks and raping everything with a hitbox larger than Tracer is Reaper's job.
>>145641229
Really? I main genji and got at least 3 or 4 bastion kills (they normally swap after they die to it) in the hour or two I played.
People just dont play bastion as much.
Best girl.
>>145641125
>>145641294
I dont think you understand how the game works
>>145641291
>no Zarya x Siberian Bear
>>145641283
>I don't play Zarya
>>145640724
it makes me pic related
>>145641274
Winston counts.
>>145641214
I have like 10 minutes on Tracer.
Am I gud guys?
please judge me
>>145641275
As a Reaper main, I never lose 1v1 to Mei. They're very predictable:
>trying getting up close and freezing me
>keep shooting
>if I don't kill them, Wraith out of the freezing hold
>enjoy a free kill
>>145641356
>autistic poo in loo
>best anything
>>145641339
Really. Every time a Genji tries that, enemy or ally, it goes like this:
>Bastion is shooting
>Genji hops in and deflects
>Bastion stops shooting
>Bastion gets healed by Mercy/Lucio/Zen
>Bastion starts shooting again
>Genji gets whacked by Widow or has to gtfo or get shredded
Every time a Bastion is deployed and someone "counters" with Genji.
>>145640982
There's that one day where you're playing with your buddies and you just can't get it right.
>>145641407
Looks like easy mode
>>145641153
Atleast junkrats splash damage is a flat 80. Pharah is my favorite character but I can admit that she can be selfish and have trouble playing the objective. I cant imagine how people on console can play her bc leading and auto aim dont mix
>>145641362
Sure, McNoSkill
>>145641356
>Brainwashed Fascist
>Best Girl
Seems you've posted the wrong girl anon. Let me help you fix that.
>>145641135
nope, doesn't work like that anymore. They gutted his fan damage by 35%. Stun + Fan doesnt kill anything unless they're in literal barrel-stuff range, in which case the enemy basically outplayed themselves by getting way too close.
Mccree players that cant reliably get midrange headshots, good surprise ults, and stun+headshot when they're at maximum stun range are worthless. Just a moment ago I beat a roadhog by stunning him, headshotting him while stunned, emptying the cylinder with a fan, dodging the hook with my roll, then hitting all 6 of my second fan to finish him off. Way more skill than the double fan that killed him before he even had a chance.
"Win a capture map on defense without losing the first objective"
I swear I have done this, do you need to do something to for it to register?
>>145641401
>Just straight up punching the guy wearing a suit of armor
lmao
>>145641407
>can't even keep a 50% wr with roadhog and rein
>>145641356
>enemy team goes entirely Symmetra and whine when they get steamrolled in minutes
>>145641445
I'm only level 25 so maybe that's why.
Basically I pressure bastion to either shoot me or stop shooting, and I take advantage of whichever he does.
I don't jump in solo and just start reflecting
>>145641275
Reaper shits on Mei.
Even if the whore actually slows you down before you shoot her in the face, you can do a 360 and wraith away.
>>145641397
Post battlenet cutie
>pls support pls pick support we need a support
>pick a support
>everybody runs around the map wildly on their own
yeah no fuck you
>>145641214
>>145641386
I just got T.Racer too I keep unlocking tracer shit
>>145640551
Anything x Genji
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose
>win
>lose
>lose
>lose
Fuck this shitty game
>Fan the hammer can't actually kill anyone before they get out of stun anymore
I fucking love how Blizzard had a clearly stated design goal with the McCree nerf and they STILL managed to fuck it up.
Was it that hard to just give the ability a cooldown Blizzard? All the pros told you to do that. Did you fuck it up on purpose just to be contrarian?
>>145641407
no
you're kind of a shitter actually
>>145641526
Every time I see a Bastion get deflected, he instantly stops shooting and moves out of sight for repairs/heals and then redeploys somewhere else.
They have short time to live in general because everyone just wrecks their shit, but it's been ages since I saw one die to a deflect.
How to stop raging when playing this shitcunt game?
>>145640562
No heal sluts from 4chan are cute.
>>145641483
I bet you're one of those who thinks they main tracer
>>145641598
Actually in tears
thanks for posting this
>>145641639
>Really leave this match?
>>145641609
get good
>>145641627
Yes it can.
>>145641586
Genji x Raiden
Where can I find cute Morrison x Mercy pics?
>>145641401
I can never seem to get good distance with the alt fire.
I have to be face hugging and aiming slightly up, right?
>>145638213
So what's the point of all these side paths that don't lead anywhere?
afk timers are a joke
>>145641627
It still kills almost every hero below 300 HP if you don't miss, and is still a hard counter to Tracer.
>>145641654
As long as you aren't fat and don't have acne you're cute to me
>>145641416
>they heal themselves while you fly around in your T-pose
>>145641627
it can but you have to be fast, and you have to be in barrel-stuff range
>>145641627
>t. Butthurt Mediocre McCree Main
>>145641718
I did
>>145641480on console, pc's a toaster. I know.
Auto-aim has always plagued my experience with shooters. Been disabling it when I can and trying to go in un-assisted.
>>145641819
So what. Now they have no escape and you can just shoot them in their fat face.
Reaper is incredibly good at bullying Mei.
>>145641791
the fuck is going on in the comic
>>145641363
That's the thing she wants him to be her Siberan Bearif you know what I mean.
>>145641791
Maybe don't go AFK
>>145641867
Maybe you're good but I have literally never had any problems killing a Reaper trying to 1vs1 me while playing Mei.
>>145641639
Take healthy breaks.
I'm just so so sick of it. why can't they have a better matchmaking system? why does it just take the average? I don't understand why they couldn't just put the tiniest bit more work into it so it would make sure the players on both teams were all of moderately equal skill. why does it have to be so lopsided 90% of the time? I'm just not good enough to carry 4-5 shitters, I just can't do it. when I'm the only one out there I just can't beat the entire enemy team, no matter how hard I try. I'm just so sick of getting put on teams that are full of people who can't play for shit. it's just so disheartening going through so many losing streaks. my win rate never drops down to 50% but I can't seem to get much higher. it's just ridiculous at this point.
>>145641873
autism, mostly
Anyhealslutsfeel like playing some video games
Teach me how to mcree
He feels so squishy and immobile and I always seem to have too high a sensitivity to kill people.
How do I git gud?
>>145641848
no you didnt
>if you stand at the back of el dorado attack spawn you can hit all three bells at once with genji
>>145641873
lurk moar
>>145641848
lol no
Who piss bottle here?
>>145641791
it takes longer than 45 seconds to get up to take a piss, i'd say the timer should be a full minute but then it'd just make things worse for teams that have a player go afk mid match
>>145641746
something like that. The lag fucks with the direction so all you can really do is try and hope for the best.
>>145641948
>any fat NEETs feel like ERPing with me
whatever does it for you m8
>>145641984
why not just pee outside?
>>145641921
>You get the jump
Shoot fat face, run around when she turns into an icicle, shoot fat face again
>She gets the jump
Wraith away to come back another day.
I have bullied Meis into hiding behind their tank and trying to icicle people and every time I get a Reaper on my team and some sad fuck on the enemy team goes Mei it ends the same way.
Which is hilarious because those idiots never switch and instead are just useless.
>>145641938
Maybe it's because
brace for thisyou don't actually impact the game very heavily because the chance of you winning is a coin toss because you aren't any better than the people you are playing with or against
>>145642009
Then you have to get up and walk, that's no fun.
>>145642009
>why not just pee outside?
it's easier if you go out the window
>>145641291
>>145641363
The only one who could handle her would be Reinhardt, but he already splits Brigitte in half with his massiver german steel rod.
Zarya will die alone and unloved, just like she ends up after carrying a game.
>>145641732
I got you famalam
I'm working on a femdom/mind control/bimboficaiton story for Overwatch. Here's what I have so far lemme know what you all think.
“Name?”
“Mei-Ling Zhou”
“Occupation?”
“Climatologist.”
“Age?”
“31.”
“Very good. Now remove all your clothes.”
“What?”
She sat on a chair in the middle of an empty room. Four blank gray walls surrounded her. No windows. No decorations. No furniture. Just her, the chair she sat on, and a strange video camera positioned on a tripod in directly front of her. The lens reflected an eerie glow.
Despite the apparent privacy and isolation, she wasn’t about to get naked, not even for Angela. Especially in front of a video camera.
“Ms. Zhou, take off your clothes,” said the female voice with a German accent. It came over an intercom, somewhere above her head from a loud speaker embedded into the ceiling. Almost like the voice of God. Every word she spoke came through loud and clear — filling the room, surrounding her, engulfing her.
She stared into the camera. The little red light was on. She was being recorded.
“Do I have to Mercy?” she finally asked.
“Yes.”
Her commands were clear and direct.
She hesitated.
Silence. Nothing happened.
“Can I go no–” Suddenly an ear-piercing screech came over the intercom. Loud. Painfully loud. Ear-rupturing loud. She covered her ears hard as she could. “Make it stop! Make it stop!” She crouched to the floor. The piercing sound penetrated her hands, drilled into her ears, cut into her skull. “STOP IT! TURN IT OFF!”
She quickly returned to her chair and sat down — still holding her ears.
>>145641627
They should have just taken away his reload on roll and change the roll cooldown to six seconds.
>>145642001
Why does this loop so well?
>>145641984
me, feels good to pee in bed at 4 am
>>145641951
maybe try
turning down your sensitivity?
???
>>145642124
>not shown in the picture: Zarya/Soldier/Reinhardt/Lucio pushing the fucking cart alone
Things that give you a panic attack
>Hearing RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE as a Mercy
>>145640064
>even C9 Reaver dropped her completely
He's literally playing her right now on his stream
Can we all agree that people who go: "IT'S JUST A GAME BRO XDDD I WILL PLAY WHAT I WANT XDDD LEARN TO HAVE FUN XDDD" literally belong in the gas chamber and are one of the most selfish twerps ever created?
>>145642092
Best ship
>>145640064
headshot damage boosted from 2.0 to 2.5
>>145642209
don't play with randoms
>>145642093
>femdom/mind control/bimboficaiton story
Pick a good fetish.
>>145641938
Q U I C K
U
I
C
K
P L A Y
L
A
Y
Why is this so hard for people to understand
ITS PUBS HOLY SHIT.
>>145642209
Don't worry bro, ranked will be out soon™
>>145642059
but muh gold medals
>>145642196
>Play Mercy
>Hear RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>Oh god no
>BLAM
>BWAHAHAHA
>Streetpig comes by and takes a breather
>>145642209
gg ez nothing personell kidd
>>145641952
>>145641982
Yup, stay mad though
>>145642209
>iz just a game bro :DDDD
>keeps going in alone and dies without getting kills
>>145642209
It's just quick match bro.
>>145642209
>TRY HARD ALL GAME OR ILL HATE YOU
>its not ranked bro calm down
>REEEE I CANT LOSE ITS ALL YOUR FAULT *leaves*
>>145642087
>Implying Blondie knockoff wasn't a bandit
>Implying he wouldn't prefer a woman who looks after herself
>Implying a strong woman intimidates him
>Implying implicationsDear god why has this game turned me into a shopping fag, someone help.
>>145641951
He's best right behind the front line, plinking the enemy that gets too close and especially healers. Lowered sensitivity to where you can keep your crosshairs on a small point helps greatly too. Keep an eye on your heal sluts as well since you're acting as rear guard at the same time with your pocket sand.
You are chilling on the point when suddenly you hear fire in the holesix times. What do you do?
alright so I got 3 gold medals and 46% accuracy with mccree, where do i sign up to join pro teams?
>>145642093
The high-pitch piercing sound stopped.
Slowly, cautiously, she lowered her hands. Her ears were throbbing. A minute or two longer and she might’ve gone permanently deaf. But here she was. Sitting back in her chair.
“Now Mei, will you take off all your clothes?”
“What the hell was that?”
“I don’t want to do that again. It caused brain damage to the last one.”
“The last one?”
“I gave you your instruction, Mei. It’s time for you to take off your clothes. All of them.”
“I want out of this. This isn’t what I signed up for.”
“Mei…”
“I thought you said you were recruiting for the return of Overwatch not this. That you were going to screen me as a formality”
“Yes, Mei. That’s exactly what we’re here to do today,” said Mercy’s god-like female voice over the loud speaker.
She continued, “But you said nothing about stripping naked in front of a camera. Is this being streamed over the Internet?”
“We just wish to document your changes, Mei. You aren’t in the best of shape. That’s all I’m interested in.”
“Changes?…” she said. She looked toward the only exit in the room. The small metal door she came in through. There were no other windows, no other exits of any kind. Not even a visible air duct anywhere. Just a bright light above, four blank gray walls, and that one small door. “I can’t do this.”
She got up and walked toward the door.
But then she stopped.
“Where’s the handle?”
“The handle?” asked the female voice.
>>145642346
Accept my fate
>>145642093
>I'm working on a femdom/mind control/bimofication story
>>145642285
King of Retards.jpg
>>145642346
I die.
>>145642092
Thank you kind sir.
>>145641679
Nope, nice try McNoSkill, maybe one day your main will actually require effort
>>145642227
First game I've ever given a fuck about these kind of things, am I addicted to this or something?
>tfw barely defended 55% win ratio yesterday
>tfw scared to play as the last 4 games were absolute bullshit stomps I only turned by switching to Tracer and overtiming until my team came back
>>145641938
>my win rate never drops down to 50%
youre the shitter anon you just dont want to admit it
So if there are overlap characters on both teams is there a way to tell which side is using their ult?
I keep thinking our 76/McCree/Junkrat is ulting then get killed
>>145642346
delta split away from teammates
>>145642198
Yeah, I seriously doubt Widowmaker will disappear simply because you have to hit headshots. Plenty of people can manage that.
McCree got gutted though. I sort of suspect he'll get phased out by the other assault classes unless they need to shut down a really good Tracer.
>>145642093
>>145642375
You have my attention
Pharah mirror match is autistic as fuck
>Widow and Cree are nerfed
>Game is now actually playable
>Frame rate gets fucked into oblivion
Go fuck yourself, Blizzard.
>>145642375
I'm getting some familiar vibes, pic related.
>>145642375
>no air vent
she gonna die
>>145641275
Reaper, unless he has the aim of console baby.
>>145642452
They say different things if they're on your team or the enemy one
>>145642346
run and hope they go for my team instead
>>145642093
Just from this first paragraph I can tell you are a retard who doesn't even have the most rudimentary writing ability.
Hang yourself immediately
>it's high noon
>>145642093
>>145642375
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>>145642419
Where do you guys get these pictures? Because I need to sustain the cute.
>tfw have enough money to buy legendary skins, but i have all of the ones i want
when will blizzard add more skins?
>>145642367
is that supposed to be good
>W/L keeps falling because thrown in matches with shitters
>try my best and KDA is slowly climbing
Guess there's that at least
>>145642452
They say different lines if they're friendly or enemy. Some characters will even say their ult line in a foreign language if it's the enemy, but in English if they're on your team
I'm sure someone has made a list somewhere with all of them
>>145642292
youre the one who was mad about being shit
>>145642452
They scream different things.
HIGH NOON
I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
FIRE IN THE HOLE
is the enemy sounds and you should run
>say your team did something that caused you to lose
>LoLbabs start spamming "but u lost!!!" and pretend like your criticism is invalid because you didn't win
Are they merely pretending to be retarded or are they actually this retarded?
>>145642375
“Yeah. How do I open this thing?” She tried pushing against the door. It didn’t budge. She pressed her fingers against the seemless edge. No use. Couldn’t get a grip to pull on it. She started banging her fist on the door. “Hey! Lemme outta here! Let me out of here!!”
“Mei, please sit down. If you just cooperate and follow your instructions, this will all be over with before you know it.”
She continued banging. “Is anybody out there?”
“Mei… Don’t make me do this to you again,” said the female voice. “I will motivate you if I have to.”
She stopped banging on the door. She quickly flashed back to that unbearable ear-splitting painful screeching sound she used on her earlier. She did not want to go through that again.”
“I have other methods at my disposal too. Please just cooperate and sit down, Mei.”
She turned back toward door. Started banging on it again. “Anybody!” she shouted. “Let me out of this room!! Now!”
>>145642346
Ice Block
>>145642537
post summer
>>145642302
>>145642308
etc.
Do you even realize how many games you have ruined with your shitty selfish attitude?
Just kill yourselves already.
>>145641941
She wants him to give her the ol high noon lickaroo.
>Dorado
>Mine-jump over the entire enemy team
>Start my riptire directly behind them
>Manage to get a triple kill
>Reindhardt "LOOOOL NICE Q YOU RETARD, NICE SKILL-LESS Q SO FUCKING DUMB THIS GAME Q OF THE GAME LMFAO"
>>145642547
>being this mad
>>145642346
Fly to the nearest roof.
>get 4 (four) kills at once
>nobody on my team goes to the point
>>145642059
Don't tell them that, they're a bunch of lolbabs. They can't accept the fact that they're with other people their skill level.
>>145642524
Genji's shit would be better for this
>>145642059
buddy, I would agree with you if every match was a down to overtime push and shove from both teams, but it's not. almost every game is either a total domination by the other team, or by mine. I do very very well when I have a competent team, and when everyone around me is dead constantly, I die a lot because I simply can't beat everyone on the enemy team alone. it's a team based game, and I constantly keep getting teams that suck ass. that's how it goes. I am expressing frustration at teams who simply can't play this game properly, and how I get put on those teams which makes their combined mmr go up high enough to match a much more balanced team, so they wipe the floor with everyone on my team, then me because I'm the last one left alive. understand, anon?
>>145642268
I understand completely, anon. what I don't understand is why it's apparently so hard to program the balance system to be better. I just want more balanced games. I don't care if I win or lose as long as it's not a total curbstomp one way or the other EVERY game.
>>145640064
AHAHAHA Are you serious??? All the good widows are still doing amazing, the nerf to widow was just a filter for shitters who can't land headshots.
>>145642532
This thread, could try Google image searching 76 X Mercy
>>145642573
>>145642375
>>145642093
why is mercy trying to bimbofy anyone? She's the sissy slut not anyone else
>>145642601
You lost me.
>We cannot stress enough the game is best played with other people -- it's a team game.
Can't wait for dynamic queue to fuck my shit up for having no friends
I can already see the 5-man premades raging at me while we get stomped by 6 mans
I was really hoping they wouldn't go with dynamic queue for competitive. What's the point of calling it
ranked and adding ranks and shit if you are just gonna let groups play in random numbers.
It should be 6 man premades or solo that's it
>>145642124
>>145642059
>hurr ur not good
>4 gold medals as a support
yeah its my fault mmmmmmhmmmmm
>>145642230
>I can't math
Headshot damage is the same.
>Enemy team loses first point Anubis real quickly
>Suddenly Lmao 2torb
I hate this meme.
>>145642419
It's just perfect story material.
Tough supersoldier fighting for what is right.
Gentle smart doctor who patches him up.
That's basically the foundation for half the action movies produced.
Easy to fill the rest with some headcanon.
>>145642610
You people need to screenshot this shit so we can have a compilation.
>>145642702
>this pic
>>145642648
>I do well only when other people do well
That's called being dead weight.
>I do very very well when I have a competent team
And you judge team competence by if you are winning or not, but you only win when other people are doing well, showing that you are pretty much worthless in the outcome of a game and it's up to other people to cover for you.
In other words,you suck.Git Gud.Stop complaining.
How do you beat dva as a reaper?
>>145642452
Their lines are different.
There are two lines for each characters: Primary and Secondary.
You hear primary when you're playing that character and ulting and when it's an enemy.
On friendly players you hear secondary line.
Typically, primary is in native tongue and is much louder than anything else. Secondary is usually shitty unremarkable line which is quiet enough not to notice it sometimes.
Torbjorn doesn't have a secondary and says nothing and Bastion beeps are the same I think. Widowmaker's loudness is reversed for some reasons.
>>145642648
Because it's a coin toss at the moment. Matchmaking averages the hidden MMR of teams, so a team of 6 overall okay players can fight a team of 2 amazing players and 4 shitters because their hidden MMR averages to a close enough amount. And of course the 6 overall okay players will win, because they already know that you shouldn't blow your ult the second you get it and coordinate, while on the othe team only 2 people know that and their mechanical skill won't help them in what's effectively a 2v6.
>>145642703
idiot only males can be sissies
Which character is the rarest for POTG appearances?
FUCK BLUEBERRY
REMOVE BLUEBERRY
FUCK WINDOWLICKER
PIECE OF SHIT OF A BLUE FROG
REMOVE
BLUEBERRIES
Guys what happened to fps after 1.0.4? I entered the game after new patch and I can't play some heroes because of low fps. Any fixes for this issue?
>>145642843
Winston
>>145642739
You said headshots are untouched when they clearly changed the headshot multiplier. Doesnt matter if its the same damage
>>145642729
t. Lucio player
This one is simple:
- Objective kills & objective time because you're standing on point the whole time because you have to
- Eliminations because you peck at everything before it dies
- Healing because you'd have to be a moron to not know it was off.
>>145642843
Zenyatta.
>>145642843
I got one as a zenyatta today. Never saw it before.
>Zarya PotG
>off of hitting E, not Q
A rare change of pace, at least.
>>145642863
What GPU? I have a 780Ti running it on Epic and still get consistent 60.
>>145642863
Have Battlenet close when you launch game, I heard that works.
>>145642729
called it
>>145642285
Congratulations, you're the king of retards. You want a-Oh.
>>145642843
Zenyatta by far
>>145642843
Tracer, Zenyatta
>>145642087
>alone and unloved, just like she ends up after carrying a game.
Holy fuck this is true.
I rarely play her, but it's like nobody even notices you saving their bacon when you play half decently.
>new maps
>new heroes
>server browser
>gamemodes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745285677#post-12
>>145642487
>Symmetra duel in Mystery heroes
>We're both jumping autistically like you usually do with her
>Both eventually realize it makes no sense
>Stand still holding M1 waiting for the first of us to die
Do you think Ranked matchmaking will take your current quick play MMR into account or will it just be a giant fucking shitfest for the first week or two?
>>145642843
Zenyatta easily.
>>145642093
>>145642375
>>145642573
>not posting this in the appropriate /d/ thread
>>145642729
Why are you so angry?
>>145642882
Remember soldiers take care of your healers.
>>145642903
What the fuck even happened?
>>145642903
That's great
>kill team
HEAD AND SHOULDERS
>kill team
HEAD AND SHOULDERS
>kill team
>half a second left on cap
>mercy dives in
>kill her
>her team revives anyway
who the fuck thought this was a balanced character?
>>145642932
What.
>>145642876
I said headshot damage is the same. The post you replied to wasn't me.
>>145643003
read the post
BUTCHER SKIN FOR THE HOG FUCKING WHEN
STITCHED ISNT GOOD ENOUGH
>>145643003
Junkrat hiding inside sent off a riptire. Enemy Tracer blinked around the corner and planted a bomb on him. Zarya shielded him and herself to catch the blast.
>>145643082
Thanks, still doesn't explain what even happened
>>145643023
>get a Torbjorn PotG
>my turret isn't even up
>>145642909
I have the same GPU and I had stable 130-140 fps pre-1.0.4 on high-ultra settings.
>>145642915
Tried that, didn't help.
Sigh. I think it's time to take a break from OW for me.
Gibraltar is the worst map in the game. Not even KotH manages to be as bad.
>>145642863
I used to get 60 all time, with a 770. After the patch its dropping to 50~55 for a few secs in some situations. Not that common though.
>>145642945
I don't know what kind of chuckle fucks you've been playing with, people normally use the thanks emote for me. Especially when I'll walk in front of fire to get them behind cover.
>>145643112
he put shield on guy so he doesn't die
You're pretty slow
My 10 year old brother understood what happened and he doesn't play overwatch
>>145643046
Looking at it again, I think he got potg from going bananas and smacking people off the map. But the game only shows the part before that.
>>145643128
kek
>>145643006
Kill her faster :^)
I got killed a few times mid-cast and it didn't res the team.
>>145643118
>get a PotG
>set down a level 1 turret before deciding 'fuck it' and ulting to get a solo quad kill with headshots and zero participation from said turret
RIVETING EXPERIENCE
>>145642903
I've seen Zarya PoTG when she knocks 2 people into the abyss with right clicks.
>>145642945
"by god I'll save you even if you are hell bent on killing yourself"
Idk why I always end up leading the charge as zarya it makes it much harder to shield sissy weak armed teammates
>either you carry hard as fuck and win the game because you're killing everyone by yourself or you lose
why does it feel so rare that I'm the one getting carried
>>145642843
Symmetra
>>145642954
get hype niggers
>>145643163
>asks a question
>lol u dumb for not being able to comprehend tiny webm
You're really cool.
>tfw Blizz won't hurry up with ranked mode so all the bad manner tryhards will leave quick play
>I'm playing as any character except Roadhog
>I get hooked by the enemy Roadhog from several miles away
>I'm playing as Roadhog
>My hook travels 1 foot then falls to the ground like a limp dick
>>145642945
A well played Zarya is a playmaker.
Your shield can pretty much ruin any flankers job.
Her ult is basically a setup for a teamkill.
You can melt anyone with high energy.
And it plays out like this:
>flanker tries to fuck your healer you shield and fuck him up.
>on capture point you throw a well placed ult pharah ults into it
>you capture you win
>potg pharah
>5 votes pharah
>"gg that pharah carried you"
>>145642843
Mei, Winston, Lucio, Mercy, Zenyatta.
>tfw match is lost so you just sit in spawn room and let it end
i swear all the shitters come out at 4 in the morning. lost last three matches and every time the retards hardly put up any resistence
You've now become the last Hero you played as.
Who are you and what do you do?
>Mei
>pic related
>>145642816
Yes, and that is shit matchmaking. Every player on both teams should have similar MMR. Don't tell me they can't mnage this in a game with 10 fucking million players (and counting). A 5-year-old should be able to shit a matchmaking system that makes good matches with that many players.
I guess quick play prioritizes fast queues, but if ranked is like this as well...
>>145643259
When you ask questions about things that don't need explaining, yes, I'll assume you're stupid.
You can see him shield and stare at the guy in the webm.
And if you think that webm is tiny you should get your eyes checked.
>>145643259
You are fucking dumb
>>145643329
>played dad mode
Fug.
>>145643326
I know that feel
My rule is: I sit in the spawn room and see if my team can stop being shitty long enough to push the enemy team back, I'll join them if they do, stay in the spawn if they don't
>>145643248
nah
>Beat all my eliminations, objective eliminations, damage records
>Get a quad kill
>Win the game
>No potg
>Not even nominated
>it's another forced fiddy automatic loss
I love Overwatch!
>>145643128
>that pharah
>>145643336
Ranked is going to use the exact same matchmaker.
>>145643329
I go and compete at Ninja Warrior and climb Mt Midoriyama
>someone picks symettra
>this suddenly means we don't need a healer anymore
blizzard put her in defense for fuck's sake
I really enjoyed playing Pharah. Got pretty decent rank with her(#150-200). Then I checked her global winrate and it seems she is one of the worst heroes in Overwatch. Why? I am so bummed right now.
>>145642994
>>145643229
Because that's where she thrives, breaking an enemy entrenchment or being the siege engine, I play her any map and do well. Only time it gets tough is when they realize they need to focus me down then it gets interesting.
>>145643329
>Lucio
Ride around hospitals healing people with fatal wounds
>>145643373
>Team has one less ally because he's sitting in the spawn room like a retarded toddler
>"if u guys win the 5v6, i'll come help out"
Deserved loss, stay bad.
>>145643337
>>145643338
Am I cool yet guize??
The player whips around, suddenly there's a shield and a bomb, nothing in the kill feed, no nametag above anyone, then fails to kill a Tracer and somehow that's POTG
So I simply asked what the fuck was going on, stop being dickheads just because you want to fit in and be cool
>>145640205
maybe one of them swings both ways
didn't think of that now did you
>>145643438
>rank
pro tip that doesn't matter, and the fact that you think pharah is one of the worst heroes in the game just proves that
>>145643329
>Pharah
I take lewd pictures of my likely rocking body and then masturbate until I abandon justice and accept cum into my life
>>145643248
Symmetra can actually get PotG relatively easily (relatively meaning being compared to fuckin' Zenyatta) by just going full curry ninja and murdering every squishy in sight with full charge.
>>145643442
Why is Mercy so fat?
>>145643259
My smartphones pretty tiny and even I caught the "lifesaver" text at the start of the vid, and saw that huge ass shield later in.
>>145642803
look, obviously you don't understand the concept of venting, so I won't bother trying to explain how I know I contribute quite a lot to any team I'm on, and I'll just assume that you're having a bad day and can't help but be a bit of a cunt. hope you feel better soon, anon.
>>145642816
right. I understand this. I'm just venting my frustration about this fact.
>>145643448
Confirmed for being one of the shitters desperately trying while I sit in spawn :)
Vsync on or off?
Whats a good youtube channel with good overwatch povs?
>>145643329
>Egyptian Goddess
I immediately masturbate
>>145643329
>junkrat
oh boy where do i begin.
>>145642524
haha sponge bob my fav meme xD
where the anime mods at
>>145643458
>Lifesaver: This category is intended to feature situations where one player is able to save another player (or players) from imminent death. For example: If a Reinhardt has an enemy pinned, and that enemy’s teammate stuns or kills the Reinhardt, the teammate would be awarded a large amount of “Lifesaver” score.
>>145643329
>Roadhog
Rob a bank with Junkrat
>>145643458
>Instead of pressing Q, I pressed E
>Only notable thing is him pressing E to save Ulting Junkrat's life
>says lifesaver at the start
>dudes whats going on xDDD
>>145643526
I've never met a shitter of your caliber before, thank the lord
>>145643458
I'm not cool or anything, you asked a fucking dumb question on a Overwatch general, play the fucking game instead of begin an ignorant fuck
>>145643560
>>145643592
Oh no, I missed the tiny yellow on white text
Fuck me right?
>>145643336
see this anon gets what I'm trying to say.
>>145643329
>Lucio
trying to escape Brazil
>>145643502
My guess is not the best artist, also perspective the guy wanted cute didn't say it had to be good.
>>145643509
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
>>145642945
>Playing with friends
>We're in voice chat
>He gets stuck by Tracer bomb
>E him to save him
>"Wow, game glitched or something. It told me I was stuck when I wasn't."
>>145643373
>I refuse to do anything unless my team can carry me.
You could try not to be the cancer you know. At that point you are so bad that the team gets more from you not even being there.
>But today with Lucio
>We bickered the day away
>Dancing all the while
>Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
Lemme know if you know this feel
Why doesn't this game have soloq? It literally takes less than a lunch break to put that shit in.
>>145643610
yes, fuck you
rough and without protection at that
>>145642838
why are you implying that Mercy isn't male?
>>145643478
>swimsuit succubus
I want her to do real porn so fucking bad
>>145643509
100/10
>>145643606
>asking what exactly happened in a confusing webm is a dumb question
AM I COOL YET GUIZE? I'M BEING A DICKHEAD FOR NO REASON, SO THE 4CHANS WILL LIKE ME NOW RITE? :)
Fuck quick play
this game is SHIT without friends fuck this
>>145643636
>stalling Overtime for a LONG ass time together with a good Tracer as Lucio
>>145643329
Drink a lot and throw bottles at people
>>145643669
There is a gigantic market for softcore so don't count on it.
>>145643621
soldier x mercy makes me so sad
I'll never live like that
fuck
>>145643658
Because her penis is feminine.
Its high noon normies
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145643540
atta girl
>>145643626
>team doing what they're supposed to do = carrying
Lmao, stay bad shitter
>>145643592
Guess you can't really meet yourself, can you?
i really like playing phara, but god damn her voice lines are bad
heck even the sound of her voice really bothers me
>>145643621
>Constantly reminding a girl you're like 20 years older than her
Jack please.
>>145643534
Never turn vsync on for shooters, it gives you input lag. There's a limit framerate option to your monitor's speed, use that.
>>145641401
>people who unironically use this shitty skin
>>145643687
Judging by his win and play rates there will be nerfs but it's going to be a sweet ride up until that point
>>145643329
>pharah
Go full turbo slut and power fuck every attractive person i meet.
Tracer = Scout
Mercy = Medic
Junkrat = Demo
Pharah = Solider
Toblerone = Engineer
Widow = Sniper
Who's closest to Heavy, Pyro and Spy? More so role than weapons or appearance
>>145643786
Im sorry you have shit taste
>>145643682
>confusing webm
That's the point, it's not confusing at all. Also try asking fucking dumb questions to neogaf or something next time.
>it's a 6 torbs on hanamura defense episode
Why even bother trying. Literally nobody can have fun with that comp.
>>145643820
Pyro is Mei you idiot.
>>145643820
Zarya
Mei
nobody
>>145643852
When the fuck are they going to put a limit on shit like this?
>>145643820
>>145643820
fat chinese cunt = pyro
reaper = spy
heavy = bastion
>>145639301
Sleep tight reaper
>>145643687
>holding down overtime on offense
>teammates still insist on playing slow ass mccree, hanzo, mei, roadhog, zenyatta
>>145643759
>Call you a shitter for doing something you admitted to doing
>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
Embarassing
>>145643841
It is though, you can't even see what she shielded, there's just a shield and a bomb hanging in the air. We can't all be autistic as you are, faggot.
LA LO LEE
>>145643801
>>145643478
>>145643540
All Pharah players are sissy cumsluts trapped in male bodies
roger that
>>145639301
sleep tight reaper
>>145643820
Heavy is like a mix between Zarya and Bastion
Pyro is somewhere between Mei and Reaper I guess?
Spy has no real equivalent. Genji is closest but he's still nothing like him.
>>145643782
Its off, but the screen tearing is pissing me off when I turn around.
>>145643773
>not liking 'play niiiice~, play pharah'
>>145643774
Have we ever been able to pin down people's actually ages from the cluster fuck that is Blizzard's lore?Last image I got
>>145643820
Shadow the edgehog or katana man of high skill would be closest to spy I think, prolly reaper moreso than weeb-bait.
Are there any good guides for advanced stuff with Junkrat? Started enjoying him recently and I'm wonder if there are any cool things you can do with him that aren't immediately obvious.
why is literally every single map bad
>>145644008
double mine jumping
i see few people doing it
>>145643948
>thinks a team doing their job is carrying
>not a shitter
Pick one, shitter :)
Have fun trying hard and losing while I chill in the spawn
I want all genji player to get hit by a bus.
>>145643820
There's two snipers dummy
WM is normal sniper
Hanzo is outright Huntsman Sniper
>>145643759
Doesn't change the fact that you actively avoid helping your team in any way, shape, or form and throw a temper tantrum sulking in base. You managed to go beyond being useless as even fodder.
>>145643980
The only thing I can think of as Spy would be trying to get headshots with McRee's M1.
>>145644023
>what is Lijiang tower
>>145643987
Thanks for the pics bromeo
>>145639301
Sleep tight reaper, i got a tracer leg last time :^)
>retards every game, on both teams
>not good enough to do things alone
>WAIT
>pick Zarya
AHAHAHAHAHA AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>145643329
>Zarya
Well fuck. Guess I'm a muscular lesbo.
I'm probably still gonna masturbate like the Pharah's.
>>145644023
Dorado, Gibraltar, R66, Numbani are bearable. Even Volskaya is somewhat okay.
Hanamura and Temple of Anus are absolute garbage as 2/3 of all KotH rounds.
>>145644008
>>145644035
anyone know how to clip the map with the beartrap?
>>145643773
try jp audio, her voice is really cool there
>>145644049
Not gonna waste my time helping shitters like you, no need to be so salty.
Maybe one day you'll be good enough and I'll come help you win.
>>145641283
You got the Genji starter pack I see.
>>145644148
>no MADA MADA
>Having great fun with this mercy player
>Uses her mic and does really well
>She tries to ERP
come on dude we were doing so well bro don't be like that
Hey Phara players are you using rocket jump?
>>145643329
>Pharah
probably do what every man that becomes a woman does
suck as much dicks as possible
>>145644035
Seems kinda useless to me other than for getting to hard to reach places when nobody is around cause of the long cooldown between mine placements. Mite b useful for Vodka and Anubis though.
>>145643963
>wanting to masturbate to yourself because you are now suddenly a very attractive women makes you gay
>>145644076bonus pick, I think someone believes it a tsunde(think I spelled that right) relationship.
>>145644181
>damaging yourself on an already fragile hero
No that's retarded, you have your E For that
>it's a "Two Meis alternating Ice Walls and M1/M2 while being pocketed by a Mercy" episode
>2 Hanzo in the enemy team
>go Genji just to reflect arrows
they IMMEDIATELY switch when you land even one reflect arrow
>>145643953
>It is though
No.
Neogaf awaits you
>>145643982
If you have an Nvidia card there's an adaptive vsync you can turn on the Nvidia control panel that should have less input lag.
>>145644210
oh anon you shouldn't have
no really don't
>>145644242
Back to Plebbit with you.
>>145644181
According to the thread all Pharah players want to have sex with men and can't think of anything else
>>145644181
Rocket jump? That sounds painful.
>>145644181
do you mean the concussive blast? sometimes I like to save it to push people off on some maps
Does anyone have a list of Mercy skins that change her wing colour?
>>145644210
Tsundere is the word you want, and it describes Mei's feelings (hot/cold, basically) towards Trashmouse.
>>145644180
>her
I have some bad news for you buddy.
>want to play bastion
>never a situation bastion is useful
>>145644023
Only the attack/defend maps are bad and poorly balanced
>>145643987
They have ages listed in their bios for the most part. 76 is UNKNOWN, but he joined the military at 18. Rose in the ranks quickly and got Captain America'd up with super soldier serum. Omnic Crisis happened shortly after, presumably in Jack's early to mid 20s, and he helped found Overwatch to win the war. Overwatch lasted for 30 years and then he "died." Five years later, the game happens.
Mercy is 38. 76 is probably well into his 50s.
>>145644307
koth is balanced because it's a fucking mirror map so they don't count
they do count tho when we're talking about which characters are actually useful
>>145644293
No It's a girl she sent pictures and sounds like one I'm just not into that sort of thing
>>145644261
The only reason I save pics like these are for this reaction any way. It's surprising how many people get upset at someone else's art and opinion. Although yours is pretty tame so it's not as fun.
>>145644290
Tsundere Mei x Trashmouth is the second best ship
TIL VALHALLA
>need to win 5 matches to get 50% winrate
>shitters instalock hanzo and genji
>pick mercy
>team cant kill shit even with the damage boost, while the other team's genji just focus me
>start to get mad
>switch to zenyatta
>end up with gold medal in literally everything and get potg
I wish I could get decent teammates every once in a while. Zenyatta isnt even fun to play. At least hes not a nigger.
Thanks for reading my blog.
>>145643786
karu i thought you were dead
>>145644363
>she sent pictures and sounds like one
a) Did you see a vagina?
b) voice changer
She's a man, baby
>>145644363
Those were not pictures of "her" and he was simply using a voice modulator.
Let me guess, the mic sounded like bad quality, right?
>>145643275
>Shield Junkrat while he's ulting and an edgelord flanked him
>Rein charged an ulting roadhog and I shielded him so he could make it
>Shield the lone guy on the point so he can contest long enough for me to haul ass over there
23 shields and everyone voted enemy reaper & mercy.
>>145644392
>gibs mercy
i fucking love to always chase mercy mains since theyre the most important kill and then theyll go on about how youre a shitter
>>145644375
yeah you were being a little too obvious with that one
>>145643953
Yeah you can. The relevant parts being you see Junkrat's tire scoot around the corner (with the name on the tire instead of the player because that's where his camera's going), and you see a crouching Junkrat silhouetted in the explosion.
>>145644421
>>145644434We skypedShe toke off her pantsI was very uncomfortable
>>145643329
This is not sexy at all
Which?
>>145644249
Neato, didn't knew about that. Will try with that option on. Is it really bad if I leave vsync or this adaptive thing on?
>>145644313
Ahhhh, well good thing she can literally bring back the dead and has stopped her own aging, based off of Mei's in game comment.
>>145644441
>end of the game cards
>enemy zarya : 24 shields, 300damage blocked
>7 votes
orly.
>>145641627
>put a cooldown on it
game clarity and consistency > lazy workarounds
all heroes have no more than 2 abilities that work on a cooldown, you dont want "putting a cooldown on it" to become the new "no random crits"
>>145644487
The tire goes the other way and that's a grey blob in the explosion
>>145644515
black, white stands out too much.
who here jacks off to anime?
>>145644492
It was a pretty recorded video le grills can't exist on da internet xDD
>>145643329
Go on a crusade to the middle-east and bring glory
>>145638620
I always forget that holding down M1 will just shoot repeatedly. Im a bag hog.
>>145644456
Most nights people work themselves into a lather even with me being obvious.
>>145644590
accept no less than sweet /ss/ familia
>>145644591
london
>>145638323
>don't ship zarya she's a lesbian
>bestality is completely okay tho
>>145644576
Doesn't white stand out less in this colorful game?
>>145644590
>>145644536
Turn off Blizzard's frame limiter if you're using adaptive.
>>145638416
Not all teams have a Mercy tho,just like not all teams have 6 fucking McRibs
>>145644590
I've jacked off to nice compliments from people before
The question now is what I can't masturbate too.
>Phara
>an egyptian chracter
>pharaoh
HOLY SHIT
>>145644741
>dying to tanks as reaper
>>145644180
>>145644492
I wish things like this actually happened
why the fuck is this cunt his name in different font
>>145644746
You seem like a very nice person anon and I'd love to play vidya with you
>>145643329
>Genji
Chill until the world becomes a cyberpunk dystopia so I can be Raiden I guess
>>145644746
good grammer
>>145644590
I completely and utterly destroyed my libido with weird anime porn and now I'm back to vanilla 3D. I think it's a cycle.
>>145644805
>this picture
wat
>>145644805
What the fuck did you do to that image
>>145644805
This is my new wallpaper.
Awww shit, just broke 80% win rate as Symmetra. Whos your highest win rate anons.
>>145644746
I really appreciate your honesty in answering undirected and open posts on an internet forum.
>>145644785
You'd be surprised, they get cocky some games, I quickly correct that mistake.
>>145644805
Chinese/korean. Nice crop though.
>>145644640
shit i was going to crop and post zarya's face but now the image limit has been reached
>>145644805
Did you do this just to anger me?
literally delete mercy and lucio from the game
every hero now has lucio's heal aura permanently
>>145643329
>D.Va
guess i jack off
>dont have any friends who have Overwatch (on PC) so play by myself
>braindead teammates, no one plays what we need and they dont respond to communication
>get a friend request by some guy on the opposite team, start playing in groups
>start winning and levelling like crazy, have fun and get less frustrated since everyone talks and plays whats needed
man I cant go back
>>145644814
ay I'm no homo man I just like stroking my dick
>>145644827
Thanks
>>145644883
No problem
>>145644789
There's a ton of desperate girls with low self esteem that will show nudes for attention, just go to soc
>>145644894
Do it for next thread there isn't enough Zarya stuff around.
>>145644848
>>145644862
>>145644865
>>145644887
>>145644906
fuck me duo monitors i keep forgetting this shit
>>145643329
I don't remebmer who it was but i will pretend it's a woman and gonna jerk off.
>>145644907
>winston is now useless, his gun reduced to a light show to amuse his opponents as they burst his shit down
>>145644907
That's actually pretty genius. No more need for supportcucks anymore.
>>145644574
The tire does come from where the grey blob is. Also the alternative is that the bomb and the shield were both tossed onto a random spot in the corner of a room with nobody standing there. This might be more impressive a play.
I'm stuck playing Lucio every game now. The benefit, though, is a pretty high chance of winning.
>>145644948
/soc/ is garbage, and I was mostly talking about the actual healslut thing.
>>145645029
Yes, I know something actually happened, thanks
But it's not clear from the webm exactly so I asked what was going on. I've never seen that happen in the game ever.
Forgot that if you don't immediately understand everything then people make fun of you to try and fit in with the cool kids
>>145644937
for some reason I've been having a lot more bad luck with team mates and enemies whenever I queue with friends
>leave match
>join new one
>2 people the same
10 MILLION PLAYERS EPICXD
>>145642124
I felt this way when going up against 2torb meme and the widow keeps complaining were not pushing in the 2 seconds a turret is down.
>>145645085
She wasn't a healslut, just low self esteem girl who got molested and thinks that's how she's supposed to keep male attention
>>145645125
>10 million players
that was counting free people from the beta. ignore blizzard's jerking off.
fuck/kill/marry?
>>145644590
same
>>145643329
Reinhardt
Start bashing shit for fun. Charge like an idiot.
>>145645102
If only the informative >>145643107 had gotten posted and read before >>145643082 happened all this could have been much quicker.
>>145645183
pic related
>get hooked as pharah
>seems like he has slow reaction and I'm able to shift and fly away
>suddenly die in mid air and my body flies away off the map
>kill cam shows me get hooked and then blasted in the face as my body just crumples over
Wew
>>145645183
Fuck Genji
Kill Hanzo
Marry Reaper
>GH
>GG EZXDD
god bless the fact i can mute these cancerous people
>>145645252
Shift each of those over one position.
>>145645105
You get put against other premises
Last round I played the other team was a Korean stack who stomped our shit
>>145645183
Fuck tracer/kill zarya/marry pharah
>>145644397
Instalock Lucio or Roadhog for easier wins. Rein if you have a dedicated healer, Zarya for a second tank, don't be afraid to pick Lucio for a secondary support. Even though retards refuse to do it 2 support/2 tank is far more useful than another DPS 99% of the time.
Which highlight intro and victory pose should I choose for the white reaper?
>>145643794
If it wasnt against a Windowlicker, I'd feel bad for them.
>>145645183
marry zarya
kill mei
fuck d.va
>>145645318
>have a close round
>we win
>'gg well played'
>'shut the fuck up'
Okay then.
>>145645183
Tracers ass/Mei/Zarya
>>145645183
Marry Zarya, fuck Zarya, in that order
Kill Reaper
>>145645410
>plans to marry Zarya
>doesn't kill Zenyatta
>>145645381
>have a close round
>gg ezpz
>get stomped in the next map
>gg
>reported
>>145638323
1. No. She is brainwashed by Taloon, but she is not emotionless. She is shipped with Hanzo ingame (well, tries to recruit him)
2. Reinhard isnt married, Briggite is merely assistant fixing his armor.
3. Fuck off. Zarya is not lesbian (however her fasion style is indeed retarded). She is russian powerlifter soldier.
4. Again, fuck off. Zarya hate gays just as much as she hates Omnics.
5. Pharah admires Reinhard. He knew her mother as well, doesnt stop him having his poster as child.
6. Theres no point shipping Soldier 76, since he is officially "dead". He never had time to make friends aside from Reaper in OW times, though lots of people who respect him.
7. D.Va is created to be shipped. She is under 20 hormonal instable little attention whore.
8. Ship with Mercy works for half the enemies, since she is in one or another way involved in their story. That said, currently present "evil" guys are autistically not romantic (well Symetra is genuinely autistic and could be seduced if someone attempted).
9. Lucio x D.Va - fans of each other, but thats it.
Tracer x Winston - Winston saved her, but all he gets as thanks are teasing and bananas
Genji x Mercy - half the cast can be shipepd with mercy since she helped all, Genji however is spoiled playboy - he`ll not be attached to one woman
Symetra x Trornorn - wat? The person Symetra respects most in cast is Mei, being scientiest
Mei x McCree -wat? At best its Mei x Winston but even that a stretch
Pharah x Hanzo - lawful good and lawful evil? nope
>>145639686
>>145639636
Not really.
Roadhog actually has reason to hate Junkrat, since its Junkrat that is responsible for the radioactive explosion contaminating their homeland. Junkrat merely managed to convince him to follow him as bodyguard, in exchange for 50% of loot.
Junkrat is pretty much "mad scientist", chased by mercs around the world after his discovery of something in the Omnium ("his treasure", he carries with him).
Roadhog on other hand was pretty much political motivated rebel/terrorist, and while on a robbery gig with Junkrat, still keeps to his beliefs (which is - kill all suits, omnics and rich). He`s the "inactively evil" character - i.e the type that would detonate dirty bomb in a populated megapolis because of his beliefs: meanwhile Reaper and Widow are just a mercs essentially (though Reaper has grudge against OW)
>>145639301
Sleep tight, Reaper!
>>145645660
Why did you even type all that out?
You realise he isn't the guy that thinks all that right
>>145638323
>no rules re: Bastion or Zenyatta
SPECIST!
>>145641214
>>145641214
>Reinhardt icon
>Genji dragon spray
>Tracer flip intro
>Justice Pharah spray
Fuck man. Almost all of the crates I've opened have been absolute shit. I've gotten mostly sprays, shitty icons & voice lines for characters I don't play. The only good thing I unlocked wasHanzo's_Kinoko_skin.
>>145638678
>>145638678
Reminds me of some old hentai I found on /d/ with two gorillas fucking two girls and a 3rd one is humiliating them...
Any one have sauce on that?
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