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>>145402809
succ
INB4 liquid becomes a top 5 team in 2016.
I would appreciate it if you never posted that image again
Please help me do my operation co-op campaign since it ends tomorrow!
EU -http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198037573688/
>>145403079
get a tan nerd
arya a best
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
If anyone has a loose shadow case key and wants to help out a poor faggot >>> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198263994342/
(will share profits for sure lol)
>>145403068
Delete your account
>>145405716
sent ;)
There is literally no reason to live. Prove me wrong. You can't.
OH SHIT MOE BTFO CSGO DIAMONDS LADS
should I join?
>>145407537
Don't call me a lad, boy. I'm not gay.
why is everyone who plays this game a English retard.
>>145407537
>gambling sites are rigged
holy SHIT what a SHOCKING DISCOVERY
literally NOBODY had ANY idea before this HUGE REVEAL, thank you for showing us the light
I decided not to
>>145410648
who care
>>145410748
:-(
>>145410782
i hate you
>>145411584
w-why? ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfWf1JKHFiU
>godmeister is back
lmao favela on suicide watch
>>145411630
you know what you did
So which one of you fags is yee_lmao1?
>>145412130
suuuh duude
>>145412029
I don't
>>145412130
the hacker known as 4chan
>>145411707
when the cringe is too strong
https://www.reddit.com/r/VACsucks/comments/4nyovz/im_a_time_traveler_and_future_teller_ask_me/
get in hear we reddit now boizzzzz
>>145412802
???
There was no cringe in that video? Do you have autism?
>>145407801
you should lose weight fatso
>>145412971
stop calling me fat all the time, I'm not fat ;_;
what does "bangers" mean
>>145412826
oh shit
is yee_lmao1 our guy?
what the fuck is up with this shit? 5 times in a row now.
>>145413284
depends on if he's cute
>>145407537
except it's not fraud, not at all
moe is just showing us for the umpteenth time that he's a massive retard
>>145414387
rrrrr
>>145414387
succ
>>145414387
yee_lmao1
>>145414387
ps2 is the most skilled fps of all time
>>145414868
shit meme
do you beliyeeve him?
>>145414949
I don't believe you, no. Stop posting.
>>145414868
but that's a console not an fps
>>145414949
>tfw you will never see all the cheaters vac banned mid-match while angry nerds slowly stomp them to death live on stage
>>145414868
harder than counter strike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He admitted to it. wow.
>>145417924
hes being ironic
Based Cliffy B slammed every anime loser playing Overwatch. Will you buy his new game LawBreakers™?
damn so LG is going to be playing under SK
CLG? More like C You Later
-jdm
>>145414949
What reason do I have to believe him?
>>145414868
i fucking knew it
t. ex planetmans pro
>>145415421
>there will never be a live beheading of lg/fnatic members
https://youtu.be/jXJekaTE4VI
rate
do you buy it?
>matched against turkroach 5stack
>two of them have wh
>still win 16/4 because they're fucking garbage
So, what do you all think about yee_lmao1
either
>advanced master level troll who has been around cs a long time and is just playing games
>Some guy who actually is deep inside the ring and is telling the truth and sticking to it because of something recent that happened that changed his convictions // somehow now has immunity
>Someone just baiting SUPER hard and figuring it out as he goes for the lols
I want to believe option 2, but I really think it's just option 1
>>145420441
Option 3
>>145419819
Nah. Lewis said he knows who it is.
>>145420441
His account is deleted.
>>145420737
ok so rip him, but it still begs the question, who WAS HE?
the deletion is unimportant, they delete reddit accounts for stupid shit all the time, I could easily see some dweeb /r/global mod ban him because they think he's trying to start a witch hunt.
I wish he would leak something small that would make the community go bananas. I could die happy knowing these cheater scum are about to get FUCKED
>>145420441
i really want to believe he knows the truth
what can his motive be for making these bold accusations?
>he hasnt asked for money at all, so hes not just telling bullshit to get rich
>he hasnt plugged any of his social media or anything. he doesnt want people to know who he actually is and he already deleted his reddit account, so i dont think he was doing it for fame
so it pretty much boils down to:
>hes telling blatant lies for no reason other than to have the entire csgo pro scene questioning each other
or
>he really has some inside info on pros cheating and he wants to out them because its the right thing to do
im so confused, i really hope more info about this pops up because its really interesting
>>145420441
his last post
>>145421526
>I'll be back
Fuck yeah
>>145421526
I might be a sucker but I believe him.
There's too many coincidental things like flusha's cache aimlock and the like. I hope he does come back.
See you later, space cowboy.
>>145414868
that's already a meme try again
>>145421526
#salt
>>145419575
please rate
>>145423676
i didnt want to watch man
to slow
no sound
deagle
matchmaking
im good dude
>>145422327
there was that thing a while ago with thorin and that sc2 caster who hosted a gfinity for cs.
the sc2 guy basically insinuated that thorin and rlewis told him behind the scenes that they had heard of players on top teams using cheats.
I've got a feeling that cheating was, if not now atleast sometime in the past, so rampant that no one would say anything because they feared it would literally kill the scene.
I can't take CSGO as a competitive game seriously after Dota's Manila Major especially when the CSGO scene is full of cheaters.
>>145425912
Right because it's not like no one ever hides in Delpan.
>>145425912
the sheer volume of clips are seriously damning
one or two and its explainable away, but he keeps fucking doing it and knows he won't get caught
>>145426361
the cache video by k1on was 100% the most damming for me.
you can even see him panic when he doesn't know what's going on.
>>145426754
Umm it doesn't even stop at the person in this one.
our guy stewie2k is live
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Recommend me a good statrak m4a4 skin magog
Tempted my evil daimyo or grinnin since most are trash
WHER D ANIME QT FUCCBOIS @ ??????
>>145426361
>the sheer volume of clips are seriously damning
there are like 5 what the fuck are you talking about
nip fangays still mad and jelly
>>145429268
>5
lmao'in rn
>>145429459
>reverse image search
um
what?
>>145426976
It does, how the cheat works is it drags your mouse/crosshairs to the nearest enemy, it does this very smoothly depending on how long the key is held. How to make it undetectable is to do it smoothly, he clearly fucked up here.
Does anyone care about the exp bar thing? I find I tend to just stop playing when the bar fills up so I don't 'waste' exp before the drop and have to grind it all up again.
So I'm only allowed to play a certain amount of csgo per week. Feels bad man
>>145430293
literally who cares, your chances of getting a good drop are insanely slim anyway
>>145430351
I got a $10+ drop last month, so I feel compelled to do what gaben wants.
>tfw you get a dlore drop
>>145431158
>tfw u kill ur self
how is tarik so cool?
>>145428402
griffin is complete trash
evil daimyo isn't a bad skin but it makes you look poor
get a cheap royal paladin the wear doesnt really matter on those unless you inspect it
>>145431158
i'd be happy with a knight drop desu
>>145430351
I got an icarus fell first drop this operation
hi bois
>>145431648
>get knight
>trade it up for d lore
ez skines
>>145432082
that looks fucking delicious
Does anybody here have a csgo.exchange pass? I will pay 1 key for you to do a search for a specific pattern-ID and copy-paste me list of owners.
If you haven't gotten your free pass and have a small inventory you could activate it and make an easy key.
Just add me here http://steamcommunity.com/id/156325844965/
>>145431939
sup
t. haver of BRECKFAST
thank fuck I play a clean game like dota2
>>145436173
>implying people dont use scripts
>>145436329
they don't actually since valve disabled them, can't have people script naga illusions to jungle camps!
>>145436329
>>145436401
scripts effects are minimal compared to knowing exactly where the enemy is in important clutch situations
>>145435330
>breakfast
>beans and potatoes
are you a farmer in a third world country
>>145436173
>some reddit autist that gets high off attention
ehh, ok..
>>145436401
>valve disabled them
haha
>>145437074
I am a farmer inwhat is technically a third world country, but ranked near the top by any relevant metric :^)
What's wrong with beans and potatoes? Also I've got a cake in the oven too :3
>>145438202
>beans and potatoes
in america at least beans are basically never a breakfast food and potatoes at breakfast are usually in the form of hash browns
there's also nothing else to the meal like eggs or meat which is almost unheard of here
>>145438309
american here
you're wrong
Reminder to all of (You) to flush(a) yourselves.
>>145435330
classic magog
Is the consensus among people that there are pros who actively cheat on lans and majors?
It's a crazy thing to consider, especially since we're living in the peak golden era of ESPORTS. Do cod or battlefield tournaments even have this?
>>145440394
Cod tournaments are always played on console, so no. Battlefield was never even a small esport, the pros of bf are all just youtubers that make highlight video.
Issue is that CS is the only really popular FPS Esport on PC sense arena shooters died.
I got an achievement
>>145436173
>no ScreaM
Based our guy is.
>>145441663
True, I can't wait to get his mouse! :D
>>145440673
CoD4 (PC) didn't have such scandals.
CSGO is just like many REAL sporting events. Alot of the top athletes dope or "cheat" to get the advantage. Is it lame? Of course it is. But put yourself in the perspective of the athlete, what if someone told you just take this pill/injection and you'll be better than the competition AND you won't get caught? It's just life, you want to get the upper hand.
>>145441289
who care...
>>145440673
bf does have a small esports scene. esl has been hosting some of it's events for quite some time now. and in japan, there is relatively frequent tournaments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rd-MI5WmmY
>>145435330
nice my dude
>>145442830
the new bf looks better than i expected. the celebs being high was the top part tho
>>145395915
His reddit account got deleted lol
all the proof I need that there's a conspiracy
>>145443762
he deleted it after saying he was leaving
>>145421526
Anyone got screencaps of his posts or some archive?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481066/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481066/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481066/
>>145444202
>people play whatever blizz shits out
>two shitty games destiny and the division
>literally call of duty
>>145440394
>>145422327
I believe him too because everything he says confirms my observations and thoughts.
Teams like NiP and Astralis never had any of this weird stuff happening to any of their members and according to him they are clean as well.
It also explains why they are sometimes so inconsistent and known for "choking" (=enemy team just starts cheating harder and outreading them in important matches).
>>145444967
nip only chokes in finals where they just barely lose. i honestly wouldn't call that choking. they just trade rounds and lose.
astralis is 100% choking. they play different in elim rounds rather than in groups, they miss their shots before their opponents kill them. like i'm sure pros are cheating too, but let be real, the danish choke has nothing to do with it, especially when fucking k0nfig and kjaerbye also choke.
ama
>>145445102
They suddenly start barely losing in finals against teams that most likely cheat.
CS is a game about the small things and when your opponent reads your setup and strategy, they can counter you pretty hard and make you look like you have no idea what you are doing.
>>145445118
stay away, this is my leak territory
rate my hot ace
reddit is saying yee lmao said EG is picking up RNG. Whatever happened to them only picking up good teams?
>>145446034
They'll be given aim assists to match up with other teams.
Holy shit, what's happening? I've been out of the loop for a while.
Is our beloved Counter-Strike safe?
>>145447423
same here
from what I've gathered all the cheating and bullshit going on is converging onto a single shit-singularity, player numbers are dropping, viewer numbers are dropping
even LoL is fucking dying and now we have overtrash and a fucking card game
I even feel like the dota bubble may burst soon
Why do SMGs see so little use when they simultaneously cost less gold to acquire and make more gold per kill?
UMP45 is only 1500 gold and is god-tier
>>145448482
I often use the ump as a force buy, it's pretty much a rifle. but really I'm either saving with pistols or on a full buy, so there's rarely a need for them.
>>145448482
Uhh they're $1200 and while the ump is the best smg the ak/m4 has it beat
Better to take a superior weapon and win duels and rounds at a higher rate
Also
>buying an smg other than ump
>ever
>>145448697
mac10 is cheaper and if you die using the ump to pistols you've pretty much given them a rifle, so dropping them something like an mp9/7 is much less of an issue
>be warowl
>be welfare GE
>be mediocre at the game
>rank changes hit
>drop down massively
>start series soloQ to GE to assure my retarded fanbase that im actual GE
>realize im shit and even LEM is out of my reach
>rename my series to just soloQ, drop >to GE
>>145448760
>buying a worse gun to spite your killer
>going it alone on anti eco rounds into dangerous areas
>double posting
>>145448482
>gold
assfaggots pls leave
>>145448813
i preferred when you spelt it as duy desu
>>145448814
that series is so funny to watch, he plays highlights of his best games and acts like they're the only ones he played, yet you can see the matches won slowly rise by hundreds as the videos go on
>>145448814
Warowl is literally garbage
>>145448813
Yeah but the chance you die with a mac10 to pistol + head armor is a lot higher than when you can take long range fights with an UMP.
I wouldn't buy mac10 soloqueueing desu, only when I play with a team that relies on me to scout and go in first.
>>145411795
isen't he going to be rusty?at first
what maps have the least amount of wallhackers on them?
>>145450521
Most hackers are on Cache
im trying to watch our guy m0E_TV but his wifes son minimoe is literally talking over him way to much
>>145450584
I think you are right. Got 4 games with a 5man wallhack crew in a row yesterday before unchecking it for the first time from my map pool, only to end up in Office next game, which I never saw a full legit game on.
>>145451105
why the fuck do you even queue for office?
>>145451590
not him but office is fun as fuck playing as ct. assault as well
>>145451590
office is fun
Finally cheaters in the pro scene are getting exposed. Even reddit of all fucking websites are starting to take a grasp on it.
That yee_lmao guy will fuck up this scene so bad, can't wait for Valve's response.
I hope volvo or at least ESL and the other event organisers take further action to prevent cheats and really take a hardline approach. otherwise people will lose trust and not want to watch.
>>145452515
Here's a short compilation from one of the threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D__5__GI43s&list=PLolzHJ_EoFrfijnPRxiBgAIeueTAL-NQ7&index=1
>>145452896
that entire shox video is just crosshair placement, leave our guy out of this.
>>145453218
No one can snap in such an unnatural way, without shaking their mice and 100% over the enemy.
I wonder if you're being serious or not.
I never see the type of snap behind walls in esea, only hackers in mm and "pros" in esports.
>>145453391
yes, they can, which clip are you talking about? the inferno one where he's flicking between the two spots because a teammate called their location? every ct ever flicks between those spots, if that's cheating then I need a ban myself. the train clip where he preaims a corner where there's almost always a ct, and there actually is one there? where he's on the A site and again pre aiming the two places they could come from, then shieet they actually came from there? the clip where he circles the CT with his crosshair on dust 2 jokingly because it was blatantly obvious one was pushing there?
>>145453979
At around 0:44 his aim snaps EXACTLY to the enemy's head through a fucking container.
At 1:06 the same happens through a wall without any shaking whatsoever. This is not a natural movement in any way.
On cache and D2 the same snaps are shown twice, and there's actually a test done with cheats to recreate the exact scenario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMYSDbhxq5w
You know what, fuck this. I don't know why i waste my time posting this kind of stuff. If you're dumb enough to believe he's legit there's not much to save.
>>145454313
>pro who plays csgo for 12 hours a day keeps crosshair at head height
more news at 11
good crosshair placement is about snapping to popular spots not snapping at people through walls when they shift walk...the fuck man
>>145431468
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm?
griffin is the best armor-set in B&W thanks to the Aard freezing mutations. If you have the 3/6 set piece plus that mutation and 210%+ sign intensity you have a 1/4 chance of one shotting almost everything and even if you don't they still take ridiculous damage.
>>145452146
i think this guy might be legit telling the truth
>isp/range banned as an american citizen
Uhh???
>>145455190
>snap to popular spot
>opponent happens to be in popular spot
explain this gotards
oh look another "im smurf" stack on enemy team
what is up with pimp's eyes?
gotards?
https://pay.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4o09vm/reminder_pro_cheating_accusations_must_be_backed/d48lkgc
>>145456335
>an hour ago
>still not deleted
mods are slacking I see
should I stock up on LG holo stickers?
*farts*
*farts*
>>145456798
>>145456842
*sniffs*
*animes*
*poops a little*
*cums*
*shitposts*
*talks about csgo*
poopy :D
>went 35-8 the other day
>am only Silver III
What happened
>>145456798
>>145456842
>>145456896
>>145456906
>>145456930
>>145457126
>>145457143
>>145457156
>>145457261
>>145457618
actually fucking kill yourselves like really just fucking do it slit your fucking throats
>>145458638
Nys yourself
>>145458638
*kms*
>literally every competitive has 2-3 wallhackers on enemy team now
>literally every game my team is bitching at each other because enemy is outplaying us with walls
fuck dude i can only play this shit game like for a week every few months, this shit is ridiculous now in the summer
>>145458076
this is called a fluke. you played well once. you must be losing games to still not rank up. so you must be deserving of your rank.
>steam numbers continue to decline
>twitch viewers decreasing
>e league numbers are near disastrous
>third party lan circuit ripped to shreds by the leagues that nobody is watching
>massive cheating scandal potentially upon us
t-tell me everything will be o-ok /csgog/
>tfw you're too poor to afford games on your wishlist and have to play csgo instead
I should really nms
>>145458958
I don't play often.
>>145458876
thank you
>>145459017
>massive cheating scandal potentially upon us
What?
>>145459237
It's literally all over hltv / reddit
>>145458956
how do people meet so many hackers? I've seen about one since I started playing, and he was just a blatant spinbotter with 10 hours played.
>>145459404
>inb4 stoaga responds with >reddit kys
>>145459404
Link?
>>145459017
the scene needs to be cleansed so it can be reborn and grow strong again
>>145459475
It's weird. I don't play MM anymore because the skill level is too low and 64 tick servers are cancer but when I did I saw maybe one hacker every 15 games, possibly even less.
My friend however literally meets a cheater every other game, often multiple cheaters on both teams and I watch his games and these are full on trace through wall/spinhacking faggots so it's not like he's just making it up.
>>145459585
I just asked for a link kys yourself my man
>>145459587
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=1177007#r16479435
>guy 'predicts' roster changes before anyone else
>leaks nuke release
>leaks map changes
>leaked that hr was gonna play on nukes
>now saying nip is the only team to have won a major that didn't cheat
>>145459825
Its fake lul
>>145460089
as fake as ur mums tits
So glad valve has some competition now. Maybe they will improve their game instead of just adding skins and chicken updates.
if they don't change their ways ill be glad csgo dies, even though I have loved the CS games
>it's a 'gullible redditor believes random posts on hltv' rerun
>>145460289
regardless of the cheating shit the game is in a fucking shit state anyway.
see
>>145459017
>>145460424
Well yeah new cod is coming out, its gonna kill csgo esports
>>145459825
>nip is the only team to have won a major that didn't cheat
i always knew our guys weren't cheaters
>>145459768
>15 years old homo tripfag
lmao @ u
GOTARDS
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
I M M E D I A T E L Y
>>145445316
>anti-eco spraydown where you had help and just happened to last hit the kills
2/10 see me after class
>>145456678
you're too late
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481066/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481066/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481066/
rrrr will die in your lifetime
>>145461668
>>>/mu/
back to your shortsfag normalfag meme music board
what's the appeal of full blown spinbotting etc.?
i mean, if you have wh/aim and are trying not to make it obvious, you want people to think you're good
but
?
>>145461727
Shortsfag is the opposite of normalfag your narc
>>145461798
making nerds mad
>>145461560
b-but i got 4 headshots a-and i killed 3 all by myself!!
please give me a higher grade, senpai...
post sum hot dm trax
>>145461920no
>>145461826
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
>>145461991
https://soundcloud.com/tkrism/oedo
>>145461668
Clint Eastwood best track
>>145461991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCmeXhNRkLs
>>145445316
>>145461920
Dont listen to him, i liek your ace! :3
>>145462126
https://soundcloud.com/genkianamei/domiso-lonely-doll
>>145462458 meant for >>145461991
>>145462126
>>145462458
get laid please
>>145462457
arigato gozaimasu!~
>>145445316
>eco stomp with one afk while they arent even aiming at you
>>145445316
that webm is disgusting 2bh
>>145463053
your face is disgusting desu roflmao slammed you #roasted
>>145462609
im saving myself for my futurewife:>
is there a single person left in /csgog/ who does not believe flusha is cheating even after watching this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rUvnuOWBc
this is evidence that is beyond reasonable doubt.
>>145463208
no u
>>145445316
>being in silver
lmaoing@u senpai
>>145463214
>wife
DISGUSTINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
tfw fapped with my watch hand and it was kind of weird but didn't really notice it too much
>>145463214
too bad no girl will marry a loser virgin like yourself
>>145463317
im not silver! im mge
>top twitch stream is some faggot gambling while not even having the game open
nice game gotards
>>145463214
>implying girls want to do anything with virgins
Eyy lmao unless you are 14 its ogre mate
magog, i am conducting very important research
please post the following
>favorite team
>favorite AK skin
>>145463479
>>145463742
you guys dont know anything. im sure i'll find a loving wife that likes happy hardcore and csgo.
>>145463990
tyloo
fire serpent
>>145463990
mongolz
first class
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/742651018039709697
LOL
>>145463990
Tyloo
Red Laminate
>>145463990
c9
aquamarine revenge
>>145463990
case hardened
idk any more '~'
>>145464165
ahahahha xDD
>>145463604
>lying
>on an anonymous cambodian-style painting appreciation BBS
>>145462776
:3 You wanna play together sometimes?
>>145465052
lose some weight first fatty
>>145463990
splyce
cartel
>>145465351
But im not fat, im perfect weight for my height, maybe little bit under idk
>>145465672
keep telling yourself that tubby
>>145465672
hit the gym fatso
>>145465778
>>145465814
But im not fat, bet you guys just like projeting that and that you are the fat ones
I went all-in on Fnatic. I'm so fucking worried, you guys.
>>145465897
thanks for the free skins lad
>>145465897
>all in on a 90% favorite in a bo1
thanks for skines
>>145463990
G2
Jet set
>>145466013
When you bet hundreds, odds don't matter as much and it was a combo bet.
>>145466071
>the more you bet, the less odds matter
clueless degenerate detected
this is literally the opposite of true btw
ask any pro sports bettor the key to winning and theyll say its getting good expected value for your money
>>145465897
>bo1
Thanks for the skines lul
>>145464472
im not lying
>>145465052
i dont mean to be rude, but i really like solo queueing
>>145466368
>but i really like solo queueing
Ok ;_;
>>145466314
I'm in my late 30's. I've been betting for a decade and made tens of thousands, but thanks for the tip.
>>145463990
fnatic
a really blue CH is nice
>>145466489
>all in on a 90% favorite in a best of 1
>nervous about a game
>doesnt care about odds
>overall winner for a decade
id love to see your results because right now im having a hard time believing you
not saying youre a liar or anything, just want to see proof
>>145464165
is Thorin literally saying cadian is a legend? Holy fuck, this and that Top 10 he did is proof enough that he's absolutely lost it.
>>145466429
dont be sad, anon! im sure there are some great people here that would love to play with you.
>>145466760
He's talking about himself.
>>145466489
>betting for a decade
csgo hasn't even been out that long, baka
>>145467004
Maybe some day..
>>145466489
>betting for a decade
then why bet faggot skins?
>>145466489
I'm 25 and I have 41 confirmed kills, you aint got shit on me cunt
>>145467434
Anon.. There are things other than CS:GO that you can bet on.
>>145467534
Never said I did. For the record, I bet with both skins & money.
OLOF OLOF OLOF OLOF OLOF OLOF
OH god THORIN my dick!
>>145467762
I'm liking his fresh trim
>flusha
>that kid
why are people so young allowed in?? isn't csgo rated 18??
olof looks like a mess
PogChamp Bout PogChamp to PogChamp watch PogChamp my PogChamp boy PogChamp Olof PogChamp win PogChamp some PogChamp Cisco PogChamp
>>145468463
:pride: :pride:
>>145468552
:tooth:
>>145468246
too much yogurt
>>145468667
:joy: :ok_hand:
krimz looks so weird without his skullcap
dennis with the aimlock
>>145468990
flusha and dennis and vuggo are wearing hats so they have to lose his so its still 1:1
fnatic is aimlocking again
>>145469110
Nice reddit meme kid
dennis is bad at everything but pistols
how?
>>145469189
u aimlock
>>145469189
blatantly, too
it's like they saw the reaction redditors had to the cheating accusations and just thought "they still don't believe we're cheating might as well just go all out"
olof is back
wtf is tsm doing
>>145469263
Sometimes when you play against someone you know you should be beating easily, you make stupid mistakes.
>>145469343
>posting anime
>>>/owg/
Is Olof ginger?
>>145469476
no, he is consistently terrible at everything besides pistols. do you not remember him constantly buying autos?
>>145469464
Playing NA CS.
>>145469503
Olympic Weightlifting General?
>sumpiss is 0-9
why would any team pick this shitter up?
>>145469538
Auto snipers are viable on Mirage, Cobble & Train. I do not think he is terrible.
>olof comes back
>suddenly everyone else on the team is doing better
uh explain gotards???????????????
>>145469690
synergy is a thing I've played FIFA ultimate team I know what I'm talking about
>>145469651
Feels good. Especially since he snuck up on Flusha and called him "a cheating faggot".
>>145469774
ultimate team started out so good and then just got butchered so hard by greedy piece of shit jews
>>145469676
last time i remember him playing at LAN he would buy an auto every round, get 1-0 kills, then die and have to have a teammate pick up the auto or he'd rebuy.
Semphis is so fucking tilted playing against Flusha. I love it.
Do the TSM players have a salary?
>>145469949
i would assume so. tsm is a pretty big org they can afford it.
>win round
>lose everyone
>have shit buy
lol
lmao tsm getting exit fragged by olof
>>145469949
hopefully not
>>145470115
win next round regardless
is this new pistol-meta by JW?
fnatic are scary :'/
what is cadian doing on tsm anyway?
>>145470279
twist is too young to play eleague. he's filling in
>>145470246
Did he buy that himself or picked up?
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
>>145470279
Twistzz too young to be employed by Turner
>>145470325
i didn't notice TSM had one, so i guess JW bought it
what does pronax's cum smell and taste like?
>literally playing with a wireless mouse
what the SHIT
>>145470342
the triple exit frags he got? when two were pushing ct and he asked the first then pistolled the second?
>>145470431
the best it's my drug
>>145470498
what did he ask?
>>145470498
what did he ask him? :>
>>145470431
god scent
>enemy pushing
>teammate with P90
>fires 10 rounds
>reloads
>>145470726
underrated post
JW is bhop scripting again
>>145470982
is he doing it sideways?
>>145470726
overrated post
uhhh...fnatic?!?!
>sign koosta to replace adren
>simple leaves
>kick adren anyway
>switch koosta for jdm anyway
uh liquitards?????????????????????
why does semphis always have his finger in his mouth?
Add for for mm i'm bored http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
>carefully aim in the middle of the enemy model
>tapshoot 4-5 times
>die
>26 in 1
meanwhile:
>enemy guy runs with ak and sprays
>hits me 4 times
gud gaym
>>145471610
go kys
>13-11
what did they mean by this, gog?
>fnatic cant win without cheats
>>145471708
Kys yourself cunt
cadian-kun is a qt
>>145471708
kyss mig
>rank down after 6 close losses by a few rounds where i was top fragger in past 4
500+ wins here and still never had that topfragger loss rank up is that shit real
tsm is toggling
>>145471921
okej :3
>>145471963
what rank are you
>everyone betting on tsm for the second map now so I get better odds
Cant watch the stream from my phone because of fucking ads not loading
>>145472154
bet on me tearing up your tight little boypussy with my thick cock
>>145472269
Switch to audio only then back to vid
>*DEAD* the Lord : i'm smurf, sorry, this is a new account guys :p
>*DEAD* the Lord : i'm actually mg1
>>145472323
jokes on you, it's not tight at all
>>145472523
>loose boipucci
>>145463990
C9 desu
CH desu
>>145472523
>i'm lying ;-;
what did she mean by this?
Please tell me clg made alot of $ on that JDM and koosta transfer. This team is getting worse and worse compared to the fns days.
>>145472872
idk, i heard jdm's contract expired and he wanted to leave, so clg might have gotten nothing for him
i believe
>>145473370
foolish beliefs
>>145473370
i betted on them too
oh my god cadian
>>145473370
Never go all-in, mate.
>he doubted
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=307234922
kek semphis is 0-9 LMAO
>>145474079
do NOT click that. it's a trojan virus.
TsM SEMPHIS
$2300
0
0
10
0.00
Get fucked, Semphis.
is tsm going in the same route as renegades
le 0 rws man
>>145474180
I really really want to
wew fnatic gave me name tag
>>145474341
you MUST show some restraint here. trust me.
>KEKSM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1v5 ninja defuse
PMSL @ NA CS
OMG LMFAO
>TURD
>SHIT
>MANURE
hahahahahahaha
>NA CS
KRIMZ WHAT WAS THAT
DANES 4Head WERE 4Head THE 4Head PROBLEM 4Head
>Krimz pulled a snax
>TSM
>>>/v/341294774
magog literally (literally) btfo
>>145475092
>10 million copies sold and 20k daily players
lmaoooooooo
>>145475092
>harambe got to star in his own video game so the white man killed him
hold me senpai, i gotta cry for our brothers lost to whitey
TSM? more like auT(i)SM lmao amirite? rolf
>>145475092
but earth's population is only 7 million???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>145475429
youre comfusing million w/ trillion
>>145475529
um????????
>>145475529
you fucking idiot why do you think they chose that pic?????? it's gorillion
>>145471586
swag looks so rough
>>145475529
No, that was before the holocaust
fnatic is back!!
I'll take it.
>>145475764
>anime
overwatch players belong in their own shitty thread
I fucking love thoorin holy shit
>our guys return
>our guys make it to cologne
Good couple days
thorin is mean!
>>145475905
>>anime
Fucking this! I stand united with my fellow anti-anime redditors.
I WILL SNATCH EVERY MOTHER FUCK BIRTHDAY
>>145476158
our guys didn't make it to cologne though...
ez dignitas map 1
>>145475905
Csgo is an anime-friendly game.
>>145476158
our guys went back to china????????
>>145476253
Gambit did make it to cologne don't worry anon
>>145476291
daily reminded that /csgog/ is anti anime and anti bully
Anime watchers need to fuck off back to overwatch and reddit where they belong.
>>145476291
>being a fag
why is the g3 safari mesh $2?
>>145476408
>chinese (chinks)
>our guys
Lol what the fuck
>>145476450
>>145476494
Reminder that CSGO has literal anime-themed skins and stickers and theres nothing you can do about it.
>>145476675
reddit is that way ---->
>tfw you are the last member of the Fnatic Fans on csgog
>>145476763
fnatic are still our main guys you faggot
>>145476675
>>>/reddit/
>>145476763
>not being a fan of those fat cheaters
>>145476450
>anti-bully
where the fuck did you here that?
>>145476763
>>145476849
helloo reddit
>>145476727
>skins
skin*
>>145476675
memes aside, tyloo are actually our guys
>>145476730
>>145476854
Excuse me, I've been here much longer than you guys. If you think some chink shitters even have the possibility of being our guys you are everything wrong with this general
>>145477105
you literally started coming here when overwatch was released I can tell
>>145477105
lurk more
When is Maikelele going to get a new team?
>>145477172
Then why do I have the official undisputed list of our guys?
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.25_[2015.12.01_01.14.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bC7r62B.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 09 [720p].mkv snapshot 13.25 [2015.12.01 01.14.13]")
>it's another cobble episode
reminder that only teams that i like are our guys
>>145477516
but that's wrong because you have shit taste
Finns det några söta pojkfiffin här?
>>145477623
same
>>145477742
vad i helvete är ett fiffi
>>145477742
nej
>>145477742
Sluta.
>>145476849
>no krimz w/ pig posting
>no pige posting
>im the only one who mentioned doubting
>no channeling
>barely any hype for olof
fnatic fans are dead and i am the last fanatic
>>145477742
Ja.
>>145477871
en sån där grej där man gömmer falukorven
Why did Valve add Nuke to the pool before it's even finished?
>>145477742
:DDDDD :DD :DDDD
shit guys i betted on the wrong map
>>145477742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j77Wnbqj98
>>145477978
There was one (1) Dosia post during qualifiers anon. The gog of old is long gone.
I think it's time to go.
>>145478449
Dosia is a twitch/reddit meme now.
>>145478414
wrong game noob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6II322HcnLU
>>145478449
>implying anyone liked sexgod in the first place
>>145478553
>>145478495
Case in point, this young gogurt doesn't even know E V E R Y T H I N G
Dark days ahead
>>145478718
i really hated the everything meme. that was just spammed by one csgOG and an underage idiot
>>145478718
>me
>young gogurt
lmao i bet you dont even remember the neck yourself meme. but i do :)
>>145477978
Ive been here everydau since december 2015
JW will always be our guy
>>145479032
Nice try anon, I know nys isn't even our meme.
Dunk/flush are our memes.
>>145479032
>neck meme
Didn't that come from the loser dipshit forced meme?
>>145479283
that was one guy. that wasn't our meme, it was her meme.
WITH A REBEL YELL
if you dont bang with our nigga slim jesus, you aint a old head.
lmao faze actually has a guy named rain
why would they do that when faze rain is one of their most popular youtubers?
>>145479921
do what retard?
>>145479882
drill time
>>145479975
they have a guy on their csgo team named rain and a guy that makes youtube videos (https://www.youtube.com/user/TrickShotting)
theres literally 2 faze rains
>>145480080
so what, retard?
>>145479882
I FUCK WITH SAVAGES U A FUCCBOI U CANT HANG
>play game
>be bad
>best player on team shittalks everyone else
>says they should stay back and let me get kills with him
huh?
>>145480247
why are you posting your school bully?
>dignitas qualified for ESL major over tyloo
lmao
>>145481028
that's not funny
>tfw dazed isn't your dad
>>145481203
>tfw tarik isnt your dad
>>145481203
dazed is literally (((((literally))))) my dad
>>145481249
Don't shoot me bro, I promise I'm not gay.
cajunb is literally a mouth breather
Everything CS related would be a million times better without brits.
>>145481569
that applies to everything anon.
>>145481569
The world would be a better place if Germans ran everything
>>145481871
But germans love muslim dick.
>implying if the pro scene was actually full of cheaters, Thorin wouldn't have blown the whistle by now
yo that camera women got a TOO MUCH ASS
>>145481990
>implying he hasn't implied it a million times already
>implying if he blew the whistle his career would survive
>tfw 392 hours and 178 comp wins
>just ranked up to GN1 last night
How the fuck do I git gud ffffff
>>145481569
C A N T H A N D L E T H E B A N T Z
>bet dignitas game 1
>bet faze game 2
JUST
>>145482221
>ya ded nan bruv
>xDDD
>>145481871
>germans run the eu
>europe quickly goes to shit
bad idea
>>145482131
>implying he wouldn't literally get the best creds ever by doing it
>implying his career as a reliable, trustworthy journalist wouldn't soar forever after
please, that would be the story of his life, he'd get all up in that shit in an instant
>>145482340
>csgo dies
>retard can't get another job, because he's retarded
Please, I'm a journalist, that's not how it works.
>>145482502
>implying csgo won't be dead in 3 years anyway
>implying thorin hasn't been jumping from one esport to another for 20 years now
>imblying he wouldn't be welcome as a motherfucking messiah for bringing justice to the world of videogames
>>145481871
but germany is muslim???
Did they nerf pistols? I remember a five 7 dink from that close was an insta kill.
>>145482147
watch anime
got a $0.2 drop today :3
Memeleague is boring
anyone got a spare ESEA code? help a poor nig
>kioshima will never be your csgo bf
ugh
>>145483648
>tfw youll never have a sweet /csgog/ bf
;_;
How old was magog when magog touched a penis that wasn't magog's for the first time? Storytime?
reminder that worthless homos ruined this general
>>145481028
there's no doubt in my mind that Tyloo would have qualified if Inferno was still in the map pool
>>145483913
Stoaga you so gay
>>145483842
pff please. im straight.
>>145483969Cry about it
>>145483913
h-how was it??
d-did you do more than touch...?
>>145484054
Why should i cry? I touched someone elses butt and dick aswell, stogy
>>145484056
I'm not gonna talk about my old sexual relationships on 4channel m8or anywhere
>>145484127
Ah I see
>>145484127
im sure your parent are proud that youre a degenerate
>>145483572
this looks very comfy
>>145477978
I channeled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
>>145484332
>anywhere
:^)Dont forget vg pokemon, stogy
>>145484353
They dont even know, why should they?
>>145484492
your parents dont know your gay?
>>145483842
14 I think
not in a gay way
not gonna lie I think jkaem is a hottie
>>145483842
Can't remember. Didn't suck and make my first one cum until I was 21 though.
>KIO IS JUST ALLOWED TO HAVE HIS PHONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT53LUGDQL4
>>145485045
ko1n is such a faggot
>guys i made this hack
>everyone using it gets esea banned
>NO THATS IMPOSSIBLE IT CANT BE DETECTED
fuck off ko1n
>>145485274
>i was only pretending to be retarded
:^)
>>145484874
>"im not gonna lie"
>lies
HELLO??
got a new keyboard lads
post dm tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw
>>145485570
Is it Fnatic Gear™?
>>145485539
waddup
>>145485708
nah lad it's a Quickfire TK, brown switches
>>145485605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-oU5rGf-o4&list=PLka1HdcnhduGcy8oA3m2ugCovMQ-PQ2d_&index=10
>>145485749
Just keeping our guys alive
whos got the webm of krimz in the bathtub
>>145483360
dude its the first stage of a 2 month league what the fuck do you expect??
>>145486194
where did you get this webm of me?
>shaq memes
>>145486343
krimz you need to be setting up for eleague
>>145481871
It would be a better place if americans (U.S.) run everything.
Not baiting nor american
the fuck did pimp just say?
dead crowd
dead game
dead thread
>dust2
>bomb is planted B default
>I'm sticking it for 10 seconds
>no smoke, no flash, no nothing
>have 27 hp
>wallhacking NA kid misses literally 3 auto sniper shots from tunnel before I decide to turn around and kill him
Holy shit american dudes please stop breeding literal retards.
fnatic game 1
faze game 2
>>145486589
we're on the first page faggot >:>
>>145486710
>faze beating fnatic on mirage
>>145486932
mirage is faze's best map and theyre on fire right now
now that i think about it though, thatll be the 4th game they play in a row, so maybe they wont be up to par
>>145486710
>non cheaters beating blatant cheaters on any map
>>145486421
just need access to the workshop :)
>>145484332
Wait im curious, what do you see?
>>145487131
>kio
>not a blatant cheater
>>145486589
delete this gross fucking shit you newfag piece of shit
I'll show you what to post here
>>145487380
My bad, I forgot he neft NV.
>>145487397
make me gaylord
>>145487582
*makes u*
>turner is impressed with e-sports talent's ability to fill time because they have to do it all the time
lel all the production companies in e-sports are total fucking jokes
>>145487747
*does it again*
me too
>>145487908
damn what a bunda
>>145487908
I was on your side until you posted a blatantly photoshopped image. Fucking virgin, even faggots don't do stupid shit like this.
krimz looks wierd af without hat
>>145488127
>>145488084
side this faggot
>>145483781
>tfw u play cs go but dont want to tell the qt your seeing because she might think its a red flag / turnoff
be my cs gf??
>>145488258
>gf
Im a boy
>>145487908
>>145488084
Kill yourselves you pathetic virgin faggots. Holy shit I didn't expect this from CSGOG, a supposedly manly game.
>>145488258
i'll be ur cs bf
:3
>>145488319
wtf
I don't get fnatic
does olof somehow provide hacks that others can't? they never hacked this hard when he was gone
>>145488371
Will you be mine?
>>145488467
WHat?
olof is literally the only good fnatic player
odds just went from 50-50% to 65-35% for next map
>>145470747
you in gn?
>>145488723
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
OLOF IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING
>>145488851
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
OLOFMEISTER
BOOSTMEISTER
TEC9MEISTER
that was a cute mom with her son there :3
>>145488918
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>145488325
saved that one too desu
>>145485960
Still boring
>>145487269
What do you mean?
>>145489014
me in a wig
>>145489109
Well what did you mean with that? Like you dont believe it or something similar
>>145489014
>tfw no milf gf
>>145470342
I remember when he got a couple of the fastest awp flicks i've ever seen as T on overpass in a 1v2 post plant situation when he had 1 hp against LG.
olof is walling
there's no other way for the four other players to do this good just because olof is back
isnt faze an NA org? makes sense why they keep performing like shit
>>145489475
how is he walling arent there people standing behind the players but the managers
>>145402809
dead streamer careers general
>>145489481
NA CoD org actually.
>>145489475
>there's no way that a team of formerly the best players in the world to beat some mongrel tier 2 team when they are coming in with a ton of confidence.
It's like you've never watched counter strike before.
>>145489558
admins can't whistle blow because valve doesn't want to csgo scene to die and he doesn't want to lose his job
>>145489621
>there's no way that a team of formerly the best players in the world could**** beat some mongrel tier 2 team when they are coming in with a ton of confidence.
faze laughing at all them 35% skines
Add for mm pls im bored http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
It's really cute that krimz bf comes back and he starts fragging again
>>145487089
>on fire
lol
>>145489558
he's using aimlock you faggot
>press aim key
>crosshair moves slightly in some direction
>"hey guys there's someone in that direction"
not complicated
>na cs
Can you guys explain to me how olofs supposed hacks allowed dennis to rape faze 1v4
Our guys did it again.
>>145489990
calm down i was just asking
>>145490014
dob gek memer :DD
>>145490076
you sound upset, reddit
16-0 LMAO SHIT LIKE RENEGADES
LMAO
M
A
O
>>145490040
his new robot wrist implants are controlling the other players
>>145490040
olof is just really good at communication
>>145489990
OH god I love this "pros are cheaters" meme.
So funny!
Fnatic are still our guys, r-right?
>>145490115
but i was just asking
>>145490069
>the fucking dynasty is back
It's already over for LG. Thorins going to have to put out a video saying that everybody needs to put the asterix back on to LGs time as "best team in the world"
>>145490102
benis :DDDDD
so TSM > FaZe?
>>145490340
yes, that's how it works
>He doubted
>>145490201
yes faggot
>>145490270
I like the pasha one more.
>>145490201
Always and forever. Brace for pig dennis and brolof memes.
![stdin_snapshot_20.42_[2016.06.14_13.47.36].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJ8xFpZ.jpg "stdin snapshot 20.42 [2016.06.14 13.47.36]")
>>145490201
Always.
>>145490559
He looks like an older version of my room mates kid. fucking weird.
>>145490559
new meme?
>>145490559
That is horrible, Dan.
>>145490730
That is disgusting, Dan
![stdin_snapshot_32.21_[2016.06.14_13.59.15].png](https://i.imgur.com/DOg0nAQ.jpg "stdin snapshot 32.21 [2016.06.14 13.59.15]")
Help me /magog/ I need a name for the best pistol ingame
Also why the hell are FN Pink ddpats dropping so hard
>>145490730
>>145490831
>>>/reddit/
yee_lmao1 now claiming that everything he said about cheaters was a lie
is someone paying him off?
>>145490985
Amusing site, James.
>>145490997
probably, some faggot from valve posted on leddit about it recently too so they probably got him to shut up
>>145490997
I haven't been around recently. What's this all about?
>>145490963
nigger juicer
>>145490997
wrong twitter retardo
>>145490963
#SFUI_vote_failed
>>145490963
i fell for the stattrak meme
>>145491102
hes some "hacker" that went on reddit claiming that tons of top tier pros are cheating
he didnt provide any proof but he said that he was 100% certain there are lots of players cheating
heres an album full of screenshots from the reddit thread
http://imgur.com/a/P1ZQH
FNATIC IS HACKING AGAIN
H A C K I N G
Guys I'm overwatching someone who is really borderline for me. They had a 92% headshot by the middle of the game, and they only used scout and deagle in rifle rounds. They wallbanged headshot Ts through mid doors in a way that was suspicious. They got a deagle 3k all HS, landing weird shots like it was silent aim.
But thing is... They have expensive skins and a flip knife... But 92% headshots...
>>145491959
>But thing is... They have expensive skins and a flip knife
that's probably what they want you to think you stupid fuck
>>145491959
FINISH HIM
>>145491959
silent aim hasn't been a thing since last year
unless it's some low rank game where everyone has shit movement it's probably hacks
>>145491102
Some guy that had access to inside information and used the reputation he gained to shitpost about pro's cheating.
>>145491598
hey what if he's speaking truth
>>145492216
too bad no one but beta numales want women lmao
>>145491598
he's right
>>145490985
well, thanks for that one dan.
>>145492473
lmao, literally (((literally))) who care'd on tv
>fnatic toggles off to lower suspicions
>>145492796
Interesting use of punctuation, Dan.
>>145493298
uhmmmmmmmmmm
>>145493417
He has a wacky name, James.
Oh, shit. I'm betting all my good shit on Fnatic, how fucked am i?
he tweet meme :o https://mobile.twitter.com/paszaBiceps/status/742821190922842113
>>145493541
Dan, do you think he's doing like the tiger thing? like "rrrrrrrr" like a tiger. you know what i mean, Dan?
>>145493671
Now that Olof's back they're going full toggle
You should be fine
the way jw fills out his shirt is so sexy
>>145494219
It is quite the mystery, James.
can only fight togglers with toggle
new r8 meta
>>145494219
rrrrrrrr like vibrators in cute boys' butts
>>145494270
>"full" "toggle"
What did xe mean by this?
>that one autistic kid that keeps replying to posts but gets none in return
why is VP such a popular meme team? they're barely tier 1
>>145495005
Who is he talking about, Dan?
>>145494836
but that's not even right vibrators in cute boys' butts go BVVVVVVV
>>145495028
>being this new
>>145495131
mine does rrrrrrrrr and my butt feels really nice
>>145495121
You, James!
i have an idea for a new MM version:
an MM where any hack is permitted, except those which help with mechanical assist (aimbot, speedhack etc.)
>wallhack allowed
>info about enemies HP allowed
>info about enemies weapon is allowed
everyone has hacks and since everyone have WH, every round leads the terrorists rushing a fullstacked site in a climatic and eruptive explosion. every round!
since people in this MM don't care about improving aiming skills, these games would be a constant whiff-fest, TKs with HEs and BBQ mollies
top teams would be equal in aim skill and the real competition would lay in how advanced their hacks were. the best hacks would analyze information about enemies and teammates and calculate the best next move, then present it to the user vocally in the form of a female operator.
the end result of this MM would be 5v5 games of counter-strike between half human, half robots
>>145495231
Me? But I have been getting quite a bit of (You)'s, Dan.
>>145495234
kys
Does anyone need a buddy to do all the operation wildfire missions together? None of my friends exist so I haven't done any so far, and apparently it expires soon
>>145495628
Pretty much this
>>145495479
You simply cannot have enough (You)s, James.
>>145495683
Im referring to the co op only missions.
I'm not white I'm caucasian
>>145495746
Should I incorporate some homosexual innuendo in my posts, Dan? Is this the meta that maximizes the number of (You)s, Dan?
A stern reminder that if you've ever smurfed or cheated you're not an adult.
>>145493873
LOL.
>>145496146
I did both for a while and I'm 25. Jokes on you
>>145496230
I don't think he was talking about adult in the legal sense of the word, boy
>>145496013
*turn around silently stare at you*
>>145495825
>>145495683
Please guys ;_;
>>145496672
Post your tummy and we will decide
HOLY FUCK OUT GUY STEEL JOINING SPLYCE!!!!
CONFIRMED ONS TREAM
witch.tv/steel_tv
>>145496230
engage in sexual intercourse
>>145497447
Fake and straight
>2v2
>say don't peak the auto
>he peeks the auto
i literally cant even right just UGH
>>145498726
>witch.tv
guys PLEASE do not click that link. im being 100% serious.
Overwatch will die in exactly 8 months and 2 days and I'll be the first one to laugh at it.
>>145500270
I CLICKED IT AND THEY PUT A CURSE ON ME
>>145500750
GO TO YOUR LOCAL WIZARD IMMEDIATELY! IM NOT FUCKING JOKING!
>>145500912
OH NO... ITS TOO LATE... I'MMMMM TURNING INTO Curse.Adren
>join NA CEVO
>kid with 4 kills in 22 rounds talks mad shit on me
>I have double digit frags
>everyone else in the singles
>has a C9 avatar
dude fucking lmao
Fucking thanks yee_lmao1, thanks for ruining the illusion of a cheat free scene
>>145501224
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>145501224
WAKE ME UP
Yo guys
I figured it out
Yee_lmao1 is olof
Literally deletes his account the day before he returned to csgo
Coincedence? I arent think that
>>145501918
i think that youre actually yee_lmao1 and are trying to trick people
THEY FUCKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN
hey guys it's me yee_lmao1
>>145502337
thank mr yee
>>145502337
are you really from the future? in case you are, is anime real in the future?
im the real yee_lmao1. that other guy is pretending.
>>145502693
Nice try, kid, but the real yee_lmao1 (me) doesn't type like he just arrived from facebook.
what the hecky guys? ask me questions!
>>145501472
*wakes u up*
>>145502950
not an argument
>>145502998
no it's not. kill yourself now. please.
>>145502957
Are yoy shahzam
>>145503108
*kys himself*
if yee lmao could yee lmaos how many lmaos would he yee? only yee lmao kids get this 1
>>145503183
O shit I didnt see you messaged me on steam sorry!!
>>145503558
Sry ;w;
>>145503146
nope. keep guessing ;)
>>145503320
uhhhh....a-ask me another question
>>145503631
will i get cucked in the near future
>>145503631
what do you think about the real yee lmao aka me?
>>145498726
>he's on a team with a girl
rip his career
alright guys it's been a good ama session, but im done for tonight. thanks for joining!
>>145503631
ELI5: Why I end up being a cuckold
yee could make a youtube and aquire dosh
You're in CrunchyRoll when this guy BLACKS your waifu
What do?!?
>>145504808
give him a rimjob
>>145504951
When I was in the hospital todayit hanging there? A guy walks into a bar and see's a black guy walks in and detonates his suicide vest, killing everyone inside. She starts moaning loudly and pretty soon there's a knock at the door said "Hello, my name is Chuck.....
The CSGO community is one of the worst in the world.
WIth some of the best content-producers in the world.
I should not get tricked to come here.
>>145504808
>james
>black
>implying
im making the new thread. nobody else make one.
>>145505247
I've seen this circle before
>>145505769
>he nut himself during a match
>>145505769
i told you already, that's cock sweat!
>>145505960
Ya he sweat from the tip dude
>>145506635
???
Seriously guys, where is Dazed??? He hasn't been streaming in ages.
>>145507096
he streamed like 2 days ago noob
>>145507207
At what time?????
>>145507262
night night time
>get up
>ass super sweaty
>pull down pants and undies
>squat over the fan
>kinda smells like pepperonis or something
guys is this healthy? should i see a doctor?
>>145507334
But I was looking for him at night night time and he wasn't there.
>>145492095
When I queue at LEM rank I regularly spectate teammates who will straight up shoot at peoples feet and get head shots
And I mean tapping, not regular rifle spray management
Every time I call them on it they spaz out WTF DUDE IM NOT CHEATING SHUT UP
>>145507434
daddy wasnt there
/csgog/ = One of the worst threads i have ever lurked
As far as memes and shitposting goes. Before you start throwing out the you just suck line check my posts i have only had one or two bad posts and those were like my first two posts ever posted on csgog. I'm a quick learner but i also quickly learned that on this thread having your post on the thread ain't good enough. Oh no not for csgog. You have to have your post on the thread while barely thinking AND meme spouting. I don't care if you're making a quality post. If you click submit the shitposts will spray everywhere despite the fact you're posting at the guy standing directly infront of him.
I unloaded a meme in a guys back and he laughed at me and turned around and shot me with one report in the face and im banned. Oh and don't even get me started on the amount of memes this thread gives away. This is worse than LoLf and gsg put together i kid you not. I have also learned that even when im clearly shitposting a guy i have a better shot at reporting him as long as im posting memes. I can't tell you the amount of memes i got when there's no way in hell my shitpost was even that shitty but i was spouting memes and csgog respects a good memer.
I'm sorry but this thread is utter trash. The only thing it has going for it is the fact its meme based. Take that away and this would be the worst thread EVERRRR
>>145507437
>demolish kids like they're sand castles
>one kid suddenly starts playing only auto snipers and awp
>prefires everything
>suspicious amount of headshots
>lol bro im GE smurf ;))
>>145507651
(user received reddit gold for this post)
Should I try fitting my large dildo or just use the small one /magog/?
>>145505769
he sent to the toilet and it splashed when he was washing his hands leave him alone >:(
