>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
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>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g [Open]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
hahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
how long until we are sub 300k average?
could get it done this month if we try hard enough!
>>145508678
>sub
We don't have subs, this isn't fucking reddit
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
Should I try fitting my large dildo or just use the small one /magog/?
Nice vids
try fitting the demon dick dragon dildo down your fucking throat, faggot.
>>145508854
small one
no one but actual retards enjoy a loose boipuqqi
How do I kill myself and make it look like it was an accident?
>>145508770
anime
>>145508836
good post
i have the dank my dudes
MM http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
>>145509198
Thats dumb lul
>>145508770
whoopsies~
i meant to post this one
>>145509528
LUL
>>145509463
THATS NOT EVEN WEED EL YOU EL
>>145509594
Back the FUCK OFF
>>145509223
call here
18002738255
>profile says multiple vac bans instead of 5
what the fuck what's the point of collecting anymore
ayyy magog what's cracking dudes lmao
>>145509738
I'm not calling that.
>>145510016
damn she's jewish af
>>145509686
its tea
4head
>>145510016
i want to fuck these girls!
>>145510217
WOAH THERE
just got wan dapped by a car stepping off the curb
>>145510459
how can a car step off the curb? cars dont have feet
is hazed puerto rican?
i don't know, will consistency come over time or what
i'm GN2, pretty new to the game, and i always play with a 5 stack of friends, it's just that one round i drop 30 or 40 bombs and the other i can't hit the simplest shots
>>145510932
it's called getting put with good or bad opponents. you do well against bad ones, and bad against good ones. and have a charity rank from playing in a 5stack.
kek, Valve literally btfoed everyone
>"You think you are so clever faggot?"
>"Ok, come work for us, develop an anticheat you faggot. We are hiring"
>>145512593
Link?
>>145512854
www.twitch
.tv/cirno_tv
>>145512854
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4o09vm/reminder_pro_cheating_accusations_must_be_backed/d492j29?context=3
R8 my knife magog
http://s.metjm.net/7brAYOg.jpg
>>145513695
Wow it's like vanilla but ugly
>>145513985
this
>>145512593
The game engine itself is the flaw not their anti-cheat.
>>145513695
>Spending extra $$$ for one of the few skins where condition doesn't affect the appearance
imao
>>145514224
So why don't they either port it to source 2???
>>145514604
Because Valve is making boatloads just by doing nothing
Really, Valve would lose money porting it to Source 2
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2015.08.12_22.40.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oTVtGMv.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2015.08.12_22.40.35].jpg")
>>145513985
>>145514089
>>145514457
Uhh can all the jelly brokebois stop replying to my post thanks
>>145514792
>Being poor
Lol, you just have shit taste in knives
i didn't reply to your post dweeb
>>145514792
you actually put money into skins? loser
>>145514792
>buy lower wear version or better yet just the vanilla bayonet, then a nice ak skin with it
how hard is that?
I'm SMFC. If I start playing esea and PUG, how long will I be playing with/against shitty players?
Like how does the ranking thing take to advance? Is it going to take weeks to get to rank C or B?
>>145514919
>statrak knife
>calling anyone a pleb
>>145514929
Uhh having disposable income makes me a loser?
>>145515046
Already have a nice ak skin
http://s.metjm.net/36EmoR9.jpg
>>145514792
>it's ugly but it's expensive so it's good
Literally (literally) how to spot the poor goyim desperate to appear wealthy (ie niggers)
>>145515283
>Uhh having disposable income makes me a loser?
no, but spending it on skins instead of opening cases to get them is
>>145515349
If I was desperate to appear wealthy I'd get some hideous multi colored abomination
>>145515461
>opening cases
>paying $2.50 for field tested blues
lmao
All you fuckniggers talking shit post your inventories
>>145514919 is a pleb but at least he isn't a pussy nigger
>>145515665
>implying I haven't gotten two knifes from opening already
you just have shit skill in opening
>>145515875
And how many cases have you opened?
are the battle scarred safari meshes worth the cost?
>>145515283
no, you don't
>>145515665
>Calling me a pleb
Atleast get a Dragon Tattoo for that
>>145515665
glock brass is the objective best choice baka
>>145515974
Post your ak skin bitch nigger
>>145516007
I had one and didn't like it
>>145516097
I like simple black skins
>>145516097
twilight galaxy*
>>145516239
>>145516239
brass is a simple skin that doesn't look like "generic metallic grey glock skin No. xxx"
simplistic skins don't also have to look like shit, baka
>>145516239
More like you like simple black dicks in your ass
>>145516239
>I like simple black skins
then why not get a fac new night -.-
>>145516517
>>145516584
>I like simple black skins
Neither brass or night are black
>>145516548
Wow I like your sticker placement but you're quite rude tbf
>falling for the stattrak jew
Why isn't your m4a1s stattrak lmao
>>145513695
lmao looks like shit retard how about buying a a gym membership and losing some weight fatso
Because I don't ST my main rifles or AWP
>>145517046
Forgot my image
>>145517194
Why would i buy a gym membership when I have a home gym?
>>145517246
Why not? Costs too much?
>>145517309
because you need to leave the house fatty
>>145517309
I could if I wanted to but I don't
Cost isn't an issue
>>145517421
I leave the house to go to my job anon
>>145517514
Just priorities then
>>145517514
who care
>>145517046
the dragon tattoo isnt black either. the night is at least dark -.-
>>145517670
Its like dark purple and I like it when knives look metallic
Are you selling a night or something?
hey everyone ;D
I just want to thank every boy in the lobby who donated to me ;DD
thank you boyss!! ; )
>Anyone here fucking hate female csgo players?
>>145517961
who is this hottie
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/742761244159942656
What went wrong magog?
>>145517514
>not amber fade
I spy a poorfag
>>145517740
i was asking why you dont just get a night if you like black skins. your answer didnt make sense.
>>145518307
fys
>>145518579
Its not black...
>>145518631
and thus you chose damascus steel instead because it's such a better choice for a simple black skin then. whatever you say, moneylet.
>>145518815
Its a metallic gray scale finish which is what I wanted
I would get a karambit damascus steel but thanks to 4:3 and my viewmodel I literally cannot see it
Why do you care?
why does my ak safari mesh look so good senpai
>>145518623
lose weight tubby
>>145518623
dumb fat idiot
>>145519025
you literally just asked me to r8 your new knife, idiot, if you don't want my response don't ask in the first place... duh...
>>145519123
>>145519176
I'm literally crying right now, hope you're glad
>>145519269
good now leave here forever youre unwanted
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_21.49_[2015.08.12_22.48.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JuWhur4.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_21.49_[2015.08.12_22.48.22].jpg")
>>145519241
I asked to to rate my knife not the logic behind the purchase you autist
>mfw I read your posts
>>145519405
fuck off fat boy
>>145519384
Apologise right the fuck now bitch or I will find you and make your life a living hell
rrrrr is the life blood of magog
>>145519384
why are you so mean towards me?
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
>>145519030because u poor
>>145519545
stfu and eat my ass
>>145519405
here's a rate then IDIOT:
your knife is ugly, you're poor, the night looks better, and you have SHIT taste FATTY
>49th highest fn float
nicee
>>145519831
p-please stop, csgog is an anti-bullying general
>>145520242
no
its an anti anime and anti homo general
youre both
>>145520167
that sticker better rotate when you fire
>>145520298
n-no it isn't, please stop being so mean
>>145520389
whos gonna make me
>>145520463
me
>>145520643
*steps on you*
*snickers*
puny idiot
>>145520643
you should transform into a gun and kill yourself
placed a bet
>>145520340
you bet it does
>>145520778
>>145520803
>>145520946
*kissu*
I need a hero
>>145520828
bad idea
>>145520828
thanks for skines ill make sure to wipe my ass with that 40 cents
>>145521276
Don't worry senpai. FaZe will underestimate them and get crushed.
>>145520847
what is she saying in this gif
Since OW is not killing TF2, is killing CSGO?
>>145521913
overwatch will kill nothing senpai.
why are there two Bo1 matches with the same teams on csgolounge
>>145521208
kys faty dweeb
>>145521208I've got some stuff to do round the house but I'll msg you once I'm done
What is the official pin of /csgog/?
>>145518106
people didnt learn from sc2, wow, d3, or any of their expansions
>>145524026
inferno
>>145524338
>average person is brain dead Blizz shill
Cx
our guy dazed is live
If anyone wants help finishing the wildfire missions before the operation finishes add me
id/firdouis
Prefer Aus/NZ but anywhere is ok I guess
thignen about buys some skins... idea?
>>145524845
stattrak ruby karambit
>>145524923
haha you can say that again
>>145524923
thats a mouthful haha :D
>>145524950
STATTRAK RUBY KARAMBIT
uhhh...GOTARDS?!?!?
>>145524950
>>145525032
IM NOT FUCKIN PLAYIN
BUY THE DAMN KNIFE
*farts*
>>145525157
how much c:
>>145525278
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? JUST GO ON OPSKINS AND THE GODDAMN KNIFE
>>145525270
gb2 /hsg/
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303097-edg-themongolz-mixbot-pro-league-golden
http://www.hltv.org/match/2302990-themongolz-mvp-project-mixbot-pro-league-golden
Where is our guy?
>>145525507
probably still dealing with his gf dying
>>145525542
i honestly cant imagine machinegun would a sad face. he always looks really happy. poor guy.
tarik and mixwell to c9 when
>>145526435
>wanting to prop up a dying org
>>145526642
they already have the best up and coming na player (stewie) why not build around him?
>>145508678
>still 600k+ peak players
the fall can't come soon enough, about time valve does something for this game desu
some1 wanna do gemini missions?
>>145530005
na?
>>145530238
nah
>>145530580
gross
\_oungin
any way to reduce the size and opacity of the crosshair? its fucking annoyingly big
>>145530005
>>145524778
Done them all but I'm happy to help out
>>145533032
Yes
I think I have autism and would like to buy a knife
How would you rank them in design?
I think it's
Butterfly > Gut > Bayonet/M9 = Bowie > Karambit > Huntsman > Falchion > Flip > Shadow Daggers
>>145534281
I think its shoot yourself
>>145533748
haow
console commands wont do shit
>>145534569
shut up nerd you jelly I going to get a knife and you're poor
go home and 69 your mother like your post number lol
>>145534668
Are you using the default or what
>>145534734
Epic. Gifting you gold for this
>>145534772
whoops
is there a way to see all of yee_lmao1's posts now his account is deleted?
also are we buying renegades foils now?
>tfw queue US mm from Europe on purpose because it is amusing to watch Americans sperg out
https://twitter.com/This_ends_now1
>damage control this hard
who made this account? Fallen?
>>145534281
i used to like butterfly the most but after owning:
shadow daggers
flip
falchion
karambit
m9
bayonet
butterfly
i'd have to say the best knife is really the karambit or the m9
>>145537519
poorfag tier: gut knife
actually 12 y.o tier: shadow daggers
low-key/underrated tier: flip
*our knives*: bayo, m9
weird guy/outsider tier: falchion
reddit tier: karambit, butterfly
>>145538828
if you genuinely dislike all karambits you are simply a jealous poor person
>>145535684
You'll be much harder to it and you'll be able to kill them way easier. Thats when I start toggling :)
come add me and lets talk about csgo and /pol/ related content
http://steamcommunity.com/id/futa4life/
My entire list is made up of people I never talk too.
>>145538990
>dislike
I don't dislike karambits, but the fact of the matter is they are undisputedly reddit tier
>le spinny ninja knife
>le flippy balisong knife
p10
>>145539139
You assume that I make the enemy team sperg out, no, I don't care if it's a teammate or an enemy that spergs out, as long as an American rages.
I love my bf
>buy m4 skinon market
>didn't notice it had stickers on
>they're fully scraped
>>145545823
Just scrape them off? Idk what you're mad about
>no C\_G games for a while
>can't bet on our guy
>go eu west server
>4 russians in team
epic
epic
epic
>>145553123he's going to team liquid
chink sports ended. Anything else to watch?
Any of y'all going to Dreamhack?I'll be working there
Anyone experiencing extremely high ping after the resent updates? I have no fucking idea what's going on.
>>145555141
yee_lmao1??
>>145556113
yee_lmao1 is a girl irl who sleeps with all the pros.my dream
>>145556193
lol nt. i know it's you yee
>>145555141
I'll pay you 2k eur for a blowjob if you're one of the eye candy there
>matched against a wallhacking 5stack
>>145557238
git gud silver
I don't even play the game anymore but
>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
Thank god
>watch all of steel's videos
>dont subscribe
>:>
i had a wack dream
>>145508678
Anyone else hoping this trend continues?
As much as I love CS and have played it through all its iterations over the years, it's in such a fucking bad state.
>terrible netcoding / hitbox issues still haven't been fixed
>MM still on 64-tick
>countless blatant hackers everywhere, from DM to Casual to MM and even in the pro-scene
>so many smurf accounts / boosters hacking
>VAC doing shit all as usual
Yet all Valve does is focus on shitty skins and other bullshit cosmetics.
Even though I'm not a fan of Blizzard, kinda glad Overwatch is killing CSGO. That's what Valve gets for doing shit all over all these years and treating long-time players like shit.
>>145558623
with all the shit hitting the fan of the leaks of rosters and cheating acussations I cant see csgo with the same eyes.
I seriously want to sell all my skins and play with nothing. I cant stand cheaters/wallers/etc. And seeing some videos of pros aimlocking (specially flusha) makes me lose all hope in csgo.
>You have spent approximately $49.36 USD in the game after this card set was released.
i dont remember spending money on this at all
>>145558881
cont, sorry.
I really want csgo to fucking crumble, or seeing some hero spinbotting in a major and all the faggots saying 'if he is cheating VAC would take care of it'
fucking pathetic man.
>Best game of CSGO
>(Yellow) wants to back out at beginning of game.
>Says it's an emergency, needs to leave
>Begging for kick to avoid week long ban
>Whole team votes to kick him
>I deny the vote
>Guy freaks out out
>"This isn't funny guys I need to go!"
>Only (Blue) can set up the votes due to his broke f-keys
>I keep denying vote all game
>One of our teammates randomly leaves(Orange)
>DOWN TO 4 PLAYERS
>The votes are still being denied
>Team decides to kick the person denying the vote.
>Convince them it's the mic-less guy on team (Green)
>Innocent mic-less player is kicked
>DOWN TO 3 PLAYERS
>By this time the game is almost over
>(Yellow) says screw it, it's too late
>Curses at remaining teammates, telling us we ruined his day
>In the last round me(Purple) and (Blue) decide to kick him
>(Yellow) screams loudly, then is met with the silence of the kick
>Tell (Blue) it was me all along
>We have a good chuckle.
>Win the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm-ERPLjUCs
>>145560234
>35 minute long video
>takes 2 minutes to even say something relevant to his point
>he doubted
>this is the last thing JDM did with CLG
>>145560892
i wonder if they're gay for each other......
>>145560892
they also had one last orgy
>>145560931
ALL ESPORT PROS ARE GAYS. CHAOX WASN'T HOMO AND HE GOT KICKED FROM TSM. FACT.
>>145560892
is hazed puerto rican?
>>145561025
Rip hella op
>>145560931
>>145558881
G U L L I B L E
>falling for the flusha meme
>>145560234
who care...
>>145561218
im sure moe has a very thick cock..
>1000 DOLLAR HAXXX MAYMAY, PROS CHEAT HURR DURR- IM DMG AND I AM FACED AGAINST SMURFS AND SPINBOTTERS.
Get better retards
>>145561617
hey reddit
map 1 faze
map 2 tsm
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTogppru8bg
you guys getting it?
>>145563996
this is the shit poorfags play rofl
>>145564336
no it not.
I was considering getting good at either overwatch or csgo. I feel like csgo is more rewarding for skilled players and ow is probably more about bs. Thoughts?
>>145565154
make the switch to sudden attack. trust me on this one.
>>145565154
wait for sudden attack 2 desu
im sad guys...i wish i had a bf...
>>145565248
>>145565295
What? Is that a new cs thing coming out? I'll look it up but I already bought csgo.
>>145565429
me too
kio is a meanie
>>145565154
>getting good at overwatch
you realise it's only popular with normies because it's literally plug-n-play, you don't need to 'get good'
>you will never lick Pamsy's pink chubby asshole
>>145565764
xD :D :P
>>145566125
pansy is gross. overweight and ugly.
>>145566234
for me even her personality is a huge turn off
>>145566234
What can i do? I like chubby assholes.
>>145566234
>>145566383
gtfo reddit noobs
>>145566440
sure thing m8
>LEM rank
>8 RWS on ESEA
>C- rank
What are your stats?
did a muslim just shout out snackbar?
>It's another "im smurf lol not hack" episode
>TSM
man tsm sucks.
>>145568720
you can say that again
>>145568760
man tsm sucks.
>>145568760
man tsm sucks.
>>145568832
>>145568760
man tsm sucks.
*bites fingernails*
*misses awp shots*
*gets terrible acne*
>>145566825
>ESEA
>>145569107
you can say that again
>>145569135
>he doesn't play esea
in other news, there's a new hax0r on the block cracking fnatic accounts and will supposedly reveal who ko1n is in 24 hours.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Ko1nisfake
do NOT give Copenhagen wolves your skins they are washed up IDIOTS
>>145570087
did they lose against alpha
tsm please come back. I have 42 cents on you.
>>145569770
happening
>>145570124
the first map, and they just choked away a 15-9 lead on the second
>tfw i deranked to gnm
feels gud man
Just a reminder than 40% of all tier 1 players cheat.
Just a reminder that flusha has never cheated in any official match, and the favelas don't cheat.
