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>top frag every game
>still gold nova
explain this gotards
>>145659506
u need banana hack bro
>be shit
>still gold nova
explain this gotards
>people accuse me of cheating
>i actually am cheating
>mfw
>>145659739
>be shit
>lem
Explain this
FIRST SHOT INACCURACY
>>145660024
ur getting boosted just to let the thread know
>>145660491
But I always play solo, nobody ever adds me to play
>>145660568
oh u, dont pretend to be all innocent now
>he doesn't wear shorts in public when it's 30°C outside (76°F in freedom units)
>>145659506
bcus u probably don't topfrag every game idiot, this isn't fixed ur just bad k IDIOT lol
>all this shit with diamonds
>the city of moE
>Echo Fox
Jesus that idiot is going to get himself fired.
I hate asking this here but I need to know. I bought CSGO on my other steam account. I'm trying to play it from a new account and it asked me to turn on family access. Once I did so it then asked me to buy it. Is this normal?
>>145661629
wat
> >145661629
i know why but i dont like you so not gonna help!
>>145661664
When I first ran it, it said this game belonged to my other account and in order to play it I need to be granted access. I did just then and when I logged back on, it told me I need to purchase it. Doesn't seem to make sense when it says that I just needed to be granted access to play.
>>145661749
No explain better...
You got a new account that you bought CS on, but instead of playing CS on it you got yet ANOTHER account without CS on it and this is the account you actually want to play CS on?
>>145661837
Yes...yes, that's exactly it actually.
I want to re-do my placement matches, plus I've been wanting to make a new Steam account for a long time.
>>145661986
I don't think that works then but I have no idea.
>>145662105
>I don't think that works
What doesn't?
>>145662168
Getting to replay your placement matches on a family shared copy.
>>145662168
Competitive is not available on a family shared version.
>>145662348
Okay...so now I need to disconnect family sharing and buy the game.
>>145662391
yeah I guess
>valve keeps shitting out skin cases more and more frequently
>cheaters are still running rampant with no end in sight
mfw i see u tryna hold mid
Time for /Dosia/!
the absolute mad man needs to return
>>145663181
well they don't need to put effort into skin updates, they can just grab some off the workshop then just pump them out for easy money. I could see it taking them less than a day to get done.
the 'end' in sight is just not be a filthy primelet :^)
>>145663717
Tfw no cro_ to ghostbust my home
>>145660732
kys yourself shortsfag
How do I not shit at aim?
>>145665253
click on heads
>>145665253
don't watch anime
>>145665253
lower your sens
>>145665656
That comes after aiming though.
>>145665863
It's already .45 or 270° for the width of my mousepad
E V E R Y T H I N G
>>145665949
whats your edpi you mong
>go for a mm match to check out prime
>forget to block north eu servers
>4 premade russians blatantly cheating
I had just the right thing to fix that.
https://oddshot.tv/shot/m0E_tv/UzqRsoriRspIRL1EUtaEuFTO
so m0e vs thorin....
m0e is our guy right?
>>145666092
how do you get 12 rounds against blatant cheaters lmao
>>145666092
you forgot to take off your radar hack retard
>>145666053
High as fuck. Something like 1600 or 1800 which is why I said the degree of spin for my mousepad. If I were to use 400dpi my sens would be around 2
>>145666270
we got 16 lmao
>>145666191
Oh boy I can't wait to see those two on a desk together.
>>145666191
>moe
>knowing how to play on top level
>>145666330
have fun being shit at aim
>>145666191
moe isn't our guy
he's our resident muslim
>>145666092
>hacking with a knife
Wew lad pretty big balls I guess
>>145666692
moe is retarded because tons sports analysts don't play the sport but know more then people who actually play the damn thing. It's like a director saying if you've never made a movie you can't critique a film.
>>145666916
worse, more an actor doing so.
>>145666092
You don't actually have a M9 gamma right? That's a skin changer you're using.
Is there anyway to turn off the low ammo sounds? It's fucking loud.
>shit at cs
>make up 90% of casters
uh, gotards???
>>145667415
makes sense because the people who are good are actually playing the game and the casters are the bottom level players who could never reach the top but have enough experience to know why they're better
The MAG-7 sound is so shit. Like an absolute shit quality recording.
>>145667620
m0E please go.
http://csgo-stats.com/76561198062993930/
Rate my headshot percentage
>feelio when you shoot them dead but they still alive
Am i just missing Eleagues third day randomly or do they not stream it on twitch?
I love when the AWP hits you from pixel shot when you can't even see him
there is eleague today, right?
yes in an hour
thought it was in 5 minutes xD
>Play on PRIME
>One guy in my team is locking through walls and super obviously hacking
Epic
>warn my team of a flanker
>teammate dies to him
>he calls it again
PRIME stuff
>>145670517
DUDE NEW SKINS AND NEW MAG-7 SOUND LMAO
anyone on csgog want to be my bf
haha
>>145671018
we're anti-homo sorry now get out fagboi
>>145671018
Post belly pic and I'll consider it.
>>145669336
goes on idle community servers and grinds headshots/10
>>145669336
I played against you on FACEIT and for 3,000 hours you fucking suck lmao
>>145666830
Nice meme. My eDPi is 810 at most.
>odds for orbit were good because reddit thought they were going to throw
http://csgo-stats.com/lolmikes/
rate me desu
NICE FUCKING PATCH
>DANGER DANGER LOW AMMO BEEP BEEP
Are they fucking kidding? When will the revert change and apologize?
>>145672114
I played 3 games and didn't even notice it. I don't get why it bothers people so much.
>>145670517
>Go prime MM
>Gold nova
>Everyone's skill suddenly dropped like they are all silvers
What's happening here? It's not just one game either
Did grenade binds break?
>tfw playing with incapacitating lower left abdomen pain
>take shitload of pain meds, feel a bit high
>no position helps the pain
>playing helps me not think about the pain
>still play like shit because im distracted by the feeling like someone tore me open and is squeezing my intestines like a wet rag
>cant afford to go to a doctor
goodbye /csgog/
>>145672767
>living in a shithole wher eu can't go to a doctor
wtf
who /maxinandrelaxin/ on our guys fnatic here
betting $167 to win $8 ez skinez
>want a phobos
>know it'll be $2.50 in a month
this is pain
>tfw riz carries you
How do I repay him?
>>145671289
never played an idle server in my life m8
>>145673302
erp
>>145671369
yeah its hard to play on a 100 fps pc with 60hz but I bet i still raped you lol
how to get global?
>>145672767
Get it checked or die for real
How many Global Elite players are there browsing this general?
>>145673664
>playing MM
ROFL
>>145673454okay
>>145673664
if ur good enough for ge they wouldn't be playing valve mm
>>145659949
>white knights defend ur "good gameplay"
>>145673928
>>145674013
MM = Matchmaking?
What's wrong with Valve's matchmaking system?
>>145674162
>What's wrong with Valve's matchmaking system?
LMAO
>>145674192
mine is but im not
hes working on it though sorry dude
ELeague soon.
I can't wait to see Fnatic and Faze getting rekt!
>>145674265
yeah you better apologize
>>145674236
It's a serious question, but okay. Thanks for being helpful and offering a reasonable explanation.
>>145671018
Are you cute?
Does bind "kp_slash" "buy flashbang;" not work anymore?
>>145672414
Boosted players + smurfs are rekt
ready for the 2-0, burgerfriends?
O U R G U Y S
U
R
G
U
Y
S
>>145676806
>implying any sane American would root for ANY American team not named Liquid
Come on m8
>>145676882
sup reddit
>>145676882
is the purpose of this style of videos to make them look as foolish as possible
>>145677480
you again
What's the best M4 skine and why is itRoyal Paladin
>>145677678
you got it in one mate. can't disagree with that.
>>145677551
It is impossible to make these nerds look good.
>>145677678
thats not_______________________atomic alloy__________
>>145678267
oh i agree
but the gaudy "action hero" editing isn't doing them any favors
BEFORE TRADING DO I HAVE TO HAVE SHITTY FUCKING STEAM DICK GUARD ACTIVATED FOR 7 OR 15 DAYS?
>mfw playing a draw against three (3) rage hackers
HOW ARE YOU THAT BAD EVEN WITH SILENT AIM AND WALLS
>>145678761
YES
>You can't use the market until you've bought $5 USD
>USD
>CAN'T FUCKING BUY CURRENCY IN USD
>FORCED TO SPEND 10 MOTHER FUCKER DOLLARS
KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING FREEDOM DICKSUCKERS.
>>145659506
Does your team win every game?
>>145679239
Yeah but $5 is cheap as hell. What third world currency are you using that 10 mother fucker dollars aren't worth much?
>>145679414
Canada.
>>145679414
Australia
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
nice game gotards
OLOF GOD
>>145679732
we don't use that word here
>>145679626
>csgo wasn't a reskined 1.6
doomed from the start
Why doesn't fnatic just play 5 deagles every round
>>145680009
>1.shit
LOL
>>145680086
because then their aimbots would be even more blatant
>>145680086
They like giving teams a chance
autimatic more like autismatic lmao
>>145680359
?????????????????????
DELETE THIS
How would you fix de_nuke?
>>145680616
remove it from the game
>>145680616
remove it from the game
>>145680616
replace it with season
>>145680616
revert it to CS:S's version.
pls not like this
>>145680616
watch more anime
>>145680739
this nigga knows what's up
>>145680739
>source maps
The new Negev sound is garbage.
>>145681639
kys reddit
how many hours did you guys put in this game?
>>145681692
all of the new sounds are garbage
>>145681740
900 h on my old account
250 on my new one
>>145680616
de_nuke it
>>145681740
112
lmao completely legit player
>>145681740
201
uhh...cucknatic?!?!
>>145682397
It's just Steam Achievement Manager senpai.
>>145683143
yeah steam achievement manager will make you hit 3 deag headshots in a row through 2 smokes
ok
>>145683491
2 smokes??? That's double the blindness!
>>145683073
>doubting
Smh familia.
>Prime matchmaking
>There's still cheaters
Good job valve
>yfw TSM is putting up more of a fight against euros than Optic/Liquid/NRG/C9/Selfless
>>145683621
They cancel eachother out.
ok flusha
New knifes are ugly don't @ me
can we get some kappas in the chat?
>>145684107
They've actually done well all week, it just feels like they think they can't win because of the close games
time for fnatic to rekt this fools cause NA sucks at t side
@145684243
green doppler is alright faam so is the nigger textureless one f4m
>>145683887
>prime matchmaking
>two spin botters first game
>>145685180
>>145683887
>he thinks prime will stop hackers
you can just use a throwaway number, you only have to verify it once, I did it on my hacking alt
there are also people who just hack on their main with no fucks given since vac is so shit
>>145683887
well, cheaters need to first get banned for prime to really have any effect.
>>145685332
>implying i implied that
idiot
>>145685332
you also need a 21+ lvl account to get prime, but it doesn't matter since there are lists of cheater accounts with 500h+ hours that are still not banned. prime would be a good idea if vac wasn't so shit.
>>145685332
you think every single rage hacking piece of shit 14 year old will use a throwaway number?
>NA CS
uhhh...SHITNATIC?!?!?
youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
CHANNEL
>mg2
>"stop changing to pistol they'll hear you switch weapons"
Goturduckens?
>hey guys let's play without toggling this one time
>people still switch to their knife and back to their rifle in the middle of a fight
Just took a Fnatic
AMA
Pic related
>>145687903
DELET THIS
>>145687170
>>145687495
>>145687903
Greetings reddit!
>>145688610
but fnatic is literaIIy reddit: the team
hows it goin /r/csgog
THAT FADEAWAAAAY by krimz
nice epic gun you got there valve. really glad you left that in while making sound and skin updates :)
>>145687641
>he doesnt inspect his knife mid gunfight
>>145688713
Ayy leddit, you are so funny!
>>145688713
but fnatic is literaIIy csgog: the team
>>145688713
summer is here!!!!!!
DENNIS
>tfw 1.7k hours and aim is still shit
I've tried every kind of mixture of mouse settings, low sens, high sens, and nothing clicked.
To people that don't have to worry about their aim, what did you do to improve it? Did you have a set of settings that clicked with you, or was it just consistent training?
>>145689002
but csgog is literally r*ddit: the thread
>DENNIS
>>145689113
one thing that helped me is to aim at your target with your eyes, move your crosshair based on peripherial vision/feel of the center of the screen. also aim slightly ahead of where they are as you are about to shoot, and use your strafing whenever you can to move into the shot. in most cases whoever stops moving first in an aim duel will lose because of the runspeed being so fast in this game
holy shit someone one fnatic uses 4:3 kek
they fell for the meme
semphis should give up the awp and give it to sick or cadian
cool gun
>>145689113
>tfw 1.7k hours and aim is still shit
Don't worry, I have almost 1.3k hours in the game and the highest I've been is a LEM shitter with awful aim.
>>145689371
>dennis falling for le native resolution meme
>>145689113
try a different resolution/aspect ratio
>flusha shoots semphis through smoke
lmao you just know the NA shittie is mad af
>>145689371
they all use 4:3 or 5:4
stop being a shitter
>>145690037
semphis called flusha a cheating faggot in person
LEL
DESIGNATED
>>145690572
/CSGOG/
AIM
they should add the clicky noise to the decoy if they're gonna leave it in
>>145690940
yh post this in reddit
>phantomlord opens 500 gamma cases without anything good and then gambles $10k away in mere seconds on roulette
this guy's stream is genuinely depressing
yeah imagine all the upvotes youll be getting maybe even some Reddit Gold!
>Play dust2
>Prime
>Cheaters/smurfs still everywhere
Top valve
going to stick his silencer in my butt :3
>>145691348
>depressing
>can afford to throw away thousands of dollars
is fnatic throwing? what is going on here
>>145691603
map has shit balance
>>145691475
yeah maybe that's not the right word? it just doesn't sit right watching such excess
at the same time it's pathetic watching a degenerate gambler justify their behavior
maybe it's an act but i get the feeling his life is actually pretty shitty his gf probably cucks him
cadian such an eco cobra
OUR BOYS
>>145691348
>>145691675
a fool and his money, etc
his life is worthless so he spends his days throwing away money while people watch
damn thats a YUUUUUUGE zit in olof's forehead
>>145691675
i'm fairly sure phantomlord still makes hefty profit despite throwing away so much money on stream
it may look like excessive spending to you but it gets him viewers and fame
why did they kick out m0e
>>145692254
he has bad skin :/
that girl totally wanted the meisters schlong tho
>>145692491
since orlando, his name and appearance was triggering for the gays in the audience
whats /csgog/s opinion on the new low ammo sounds?
>>145692491
Afraid he Fnatic would ask him to cuck them.
>>145692491
theyre racis
GO Dig.
nyggaard. id love to have that as my last name and have people shout out nigger ironically
>>145693114
hola reddit
aizy looks like a school shooter lol.
>>145693440
That's not funny
>>145693653
>>145693440
It would b funny if u said Jenkem
>Stack of 3 russians
>They all have some meme avatars
>Pepes etc
>They all sound like they're fucking 10
>MFW they're in the 4chan steam group
fucking hell
im gonna say it, since nobody else will
kioshima is easily the handsomest guy on faze. there...
>haven't played CS:GO in ages
>occasionally check my inventory to see how much shit like cases from 2013/14 and sticker capsules have risen in price
this is just like bitcoin
>>145694839
He looks like a weasel, I think you meant rain
cant make this shit up
>There's a Negev skin that goes for over 60 eur
What the fuck someone explain this to me, nobody even fucking uses it
So what is better now, A4 or A1s?
>>145695629
it trades up to the glock fade
>>145696909
then stop making a scene of it and just downvote and move on
>>145695702
Hachiman was a good anime but you are a bad poster
so is prime matchmaking actually different?
can slav shits afford phones?
Nice balanced games valve
>>145698691
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>145698746
wtf?
>>145698641
well you see
there's normal matchmaking
which is 100% not prime
and there's prime matchmaking
which is far more prime than non-prime matchmaking
its a no brainer desu
>>145698691
>acid fade drop
?
>summer sale coming up
>low on cash
>mad as fuck
>70+ cases in the past 2 years
>nothing good
>decided to say "fuck it" and blew everything
>first case
>karambit urban masked
>mfw
JUST FUCK ME
>>145699281
Glady i will
I just got banned from competitive for winning two games in a row. What gives?
>>145699446
until you reach 10 comp wins, the system needs to "re-calibrate" your rank every 2 wins.
>>145699281
>posting about the same kniv unboxing twice
sasuga anon...
>>145699559
That's stupid. I'm not even that good. I just know that I should place my cursor against walls at head height, it's better to stop in between shots rather than spray and pray, and that you can go for a smokescreen with flashbang cheese in order to turn around bad situations.
what pins do you guys have
>>145700087
Where do you think we are?
>>145699724
shut up faggot
it was my first unbox
you'll never experience the feeling of wanting to spam it onto everybody because you got no knife
HA
>>145700171
Genuine Militia and Inferno (normal)
>>145700216
>it was my first unbox
>70+ cases in the past 2 years
Stop the lies
>>145700327
Sounds like you got jew'd my friend.
Is Rain a Finnish rapechild? He looks mongol
>Enemy top fragger
>keeps hitting ridiculous shots
>open profile
>private
heh
>>145700643
he looks a bit like quisling
ez for our guys faze
dat sweat
>>145699937
>trying to stewie2k in silver
anon...
I don't even play csgo or like it. I just follow the pro scene for the meme teams and drama.
>>145659506
You're obviously not making impact frags.
>>145699937
no, you're an idiot, it does that for everyone because it's evaluating your rank, and slowing down smurfs.
FaZe are literally our guys.
>>145703307
>native res memers
>'our guys'
flusha vacd LOL
>13-1
>Enemy team cant hit shit
>Suddenly they're hitting every headshot
>Prefiring only places where we are
>16-13
Epic
>>145700216
I did a unboxing where I opened 25 cases, and I got 3 knives
>friend tells me about prime matchmaking
>Lowly gold nova 4
>we queue up against a team of mg2 and one mge
>proceed to go 41-10-8
It seems to be working guys no cheaters and the people at there ranks are bad as shit.
>FOX
faze literally ez win on mirage
>dignignogs
>play game
>suddenly drop out of the game, no steam logon
>can't reconnect
???????
I was playing really badly one game and then my bf said that he loves me and I went from bottomfragging to second place in four rounds.
Is this the secret behind fnatics miracle timeouts/half times? Who do you guys think their bf's are?
>>145703931
I don't have time to play comp atm -_-
>>145704859
hey its ur bf i actually hate u lmao n*ck urself
>>145704950
nt noob my bf is sleeping right now idiot
>>145705353
ya sleeping with his main bf
>>145705453
He only has one
>>145705589
lmao clueless sidecuck detected
>>145705589
poor anon...
so naive...
>>145705667
No you're clueless because you think he would cheat on me and that's not true he loves me vety much
Who's Flusha? Is cheating a rampant problem in pro CSGO?
>>145705972
Flusha is our guy
ocean's dog is fkn tiny
>>145706129
tiny dog for a big man
>>145706129
Solid bass? More like SOLID ASS
rofl high five me
>>145706129
who the fuck is ocean
>>145706458
LEAVE R-DDIT
>>145706589
>implying ocean isn't reddit
>>145706712
They actually hate him. They also don't know who Hunden is
>>145707029
and why do you know that?
>>145707376
standard prefire spot
>>145670517
shut up and buy some keys you silly goose
>>145707376
he had to pick up his mouse... idiot.
>>145707458
he goes to that spot after firing randomly into the box. he toggled, understood where the enemy was, and then went to that "standard prefire spot".
>>145671068
>babby got his first report
welcome aboard fagface
looks like this is the end for overwatch
>>145672246
some of us don't reload after 5 bullets
>>145707552
what?
>>145683621
>>145684118
this is why i love coming back to this shithole general
> have "smurf" 1 rank above main
>constantly play against cheating lows
>me:"you're reported XXXXX"
>XXXXX:"youre just shit, im global smurf"
>proceeds to get banned a week later
why do people lie about cheating, i don't get it
also ESEA is worth it's money
>>145707376
do you have the scene on mirage where he locks onto the enemies head through a smoke and proceeds to spaz out?
Or that one on cache where he bangs that imperfectly made wall where konfigs cheat also tried to wallbang someone?
>>145708383
>>also ESEA is worth it's money
Frigging Fact Right There
>>145700171
>he took the pin jew bait
>>145708383
It's called an upsmurf you dingledongle
this song still goes hard after all of these weeks
>that build up
>that heavy as phuc drop
>>145708383
>also ESEA is worth it's money
b-but muh rank
>>145708540
That's all I have sorry.
>>145674620
It's pretty rampant with hackers/cheaters.
It's not on the level of every single game you'll have a blatant spin botter or something, but at least every 2 or so games you'll have someone who is extremely suspicious pulling of ridiculous prefires, impossible head shots etc. There's a steam forum post where someone does a break down based on how many people get VAC and OW banned (which are just the ones who get caught), and IIRC the conclusion was that you have a greater than 50/50 chance of encountering a hacker.
This is dependent on rank somewhat as well.
>>145708927
i dont know what an upsmurf is. what is it?
faze is winning right?
>>145708743
what's upsmurf?fucking kill yourself with this shitty overused old jokes i'm not even kidding i'm going to break your fucking face kid get fucked i'm immortal
>>145708909
if you're lem/supreme MM is full of cheating kids and not worth the time (at least not mine)
i want a banwave so bad, but volvo doesnt give a shit
>yfw esea has ranks too
>>145709116
>fucking kill yourself with this shitty overused old jokes i'm not even kidding i'm going to break your fucking face kid get fucked i'm immortal
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>be supreme
>fuck around on another account with silvers and novas for a few months
>decide to play serious on main again
>can't pass dmg
>>145709259
>>fucking kill yourself with this shitty overused old jokes i'm not even kidding i'm going to break your fucking face kid get fucked i'm immortal
>looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
haha
>>145707290
They bullied him on his birthday uwu
>>145709116
Not much. What's smurf with smurf?
>>145709789
good
>uwu
what?
return of the upsmurf
lets go faze lets go
>>145709295
Upsmurf'd lol
lets go offense, lets go
*clap* *clap*
lets go offense, lets go
*clap* *clap*
here we go offense, here we go
*clap* *clap*
here we go offense, here we go
*clap* *clap*
I hope you went outside and had fun and didn't sit in this damp forgotten thread all day anons
i want to play esea but solo is boring ._.
>>145710309
Heh, yeah I di-
.........
låt oss gå illa, låt oss gå
*applådera* *applådera*
låt oss gå illa, låt oss gå
*applådera* *applådera*
>>145710309
At work :/
>>145710309
i havent been outside in a week lmao
>>145710634
Dina jagjags kåtar upp mig ska vi knulla? Sötpojke här
>>145710309
I went outside like twice yesterday so I'm not going out again for at least a week
>>145710821
nej, bög!
>>145711158
Is this welsh or a real language
UPDATE INCOMING
do you ever have those days where you feel like switching back to the a1-s
>>145711356
döda dig
>>145711365
welsh is a real language
>>145711572
I do it daily in warm up and shit because you never know when someone might drop one or you might pick it up
how does MSL have 30 deaths but it's only round 28?
>>145711886
proof?
>csgo is literally just a scripted hacking competition
hard skins
>>145712396
only gay if you enjoy it
>>145712723
why would I do it if I didn't enjoy it?
>>145712863
Why do you do a lot of things?
>>145712969
trick question i do nothing
i hope you guys didn't fall for the "16:9 is just 4:3 without black bars" meme
if u did, dont complain about your rank lol
>>145713187
16 9 is better, you see more of the screen.
>>145713187
but shroud is global, plays for a t1 team, and plays at 16:9
so...
[H] ST MW Awp Hyper Beast
[W] Keys OR a nice looking p1/p2 flip doppler (not gamma) and I addI can't trade the awp until 0700 GMT and I won't get paid until sometime after that time as well.
>>145707376
mouse obviously hit his keyboard
>>145712086
>being welsh
>tfw forever silver 3
fuck. maybe i should increase sense. or get gud
>>145714212
it wasn't even welsh retard.
>>145714418
Looks like you've been caught in the Queen's gambit.
>>145714559
what the fuck are you talking about, dumb broad.
>>145712396
nah man
if you get sucked by a head that looks girly, its safe
uhhhh csgolounge give me my skines???
>post important information that you think magog will find interesting
>only reply is 'who care..'
Anyone got a music kit they don't want?
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=138187698&token=IWT56Xz-
>>145715362
who care cx
I'm the guy who asked about the competitive restriction when doing placements.
Whenever I get one of these, does that mean the game is placing me higher than it was originally going to?
I've gotten two of these already.
>guy on my team says he's gonna mute me if I keep talking about how high I am
>take a huge bong hit over my mic just for him
anyone else smoke weed and play cs here?
>>145672414
my guess would be less cheaters and smurfs which are common in novas
>>145716074
Sometimes I wish I could be that obnoxious with my pipe.
>"Dude turn off your mic; there's nothing there."
>"What the fuck is he doing?"
>[chortling intensifies]
>"Oh my fucking god"
Ahh, if only...
>>145716074
omg 420 blaze it XD
wow you are so cool wow dude weed lmao
>>145716074
>>145716302
t. silver 2's
>>145710309
i'm at work :(
on the bright side i get to go meet my steam bf for the first time later tonight :3
>>145713531
uhh and what was shroud's average hltv rating over eleague? not the best
check and mate pal, he doesn't even deserve S-rank level
>>145716365
>being jealous of me just because I smoke weed
I'm gonna light up a fat joint just for you bro!!
>>145716406
Silver 3, used to be Gn3. I haven't smoked since Thanksgiving and if I decide to start again, it'll be made even better by my MW Hydroponic and Bamboo Forest.
>>145714745
Now you've done it and foibled.
>>145714134
bump
>>145716556
he's still better than you scrub
>>145716719
who care...
Which one magog?
http://s.metjm.net/Pdf4CNR.jpg
http://s.metjm.net/V4aqLaQ.jpg
>>145717958
virus btw
>m4a4 has only really shitty sknis
>all m4a1 skins are super expensive
zzzzzzzzz
>>145718310
I literally use the default m4a4
Had an urban ddpat that looked good, if it wasn't beat even at fn faded zebra would be nice
why is c0zened the best griefer?
[SOUND]
– Lowered volume level of first-person nearly empty clip sound to match its volume level falloff in the environment.
– Fixed a regression in Nova and Sawed Off reloading sounds.
[Mac]
– Added video option (default on) for frame rate smoothing. Frame rate smoothing significantly reduces hitching and stuttering, but at the expense of reducing overall frame rate.
– Significantly reduced input latency.
– Added audio option “Play Audio When Game in Background” to match behavior on Windows and Linux.
tell me how im supposed to breathe with no air
So what's the diff between p2000 and usp?
>>145721215
usp is better
>>145719445
>[Mac]
??????????????????????????
>>145721253
why?
wtf is summit shilling? I liked his esea streams
>prime matchmaking
>get matched with boosted retards every game and derank twice already
umm
>>145721342
it's more accurate
why do you think all the pros use it?
>>145716365
Drugs? What is this? 2005?
>>145721459
my experience with prime so far is i'm playing with people of a significantly lower rank because theres a smaller pool of players queueing to choose from
it seems to me that the queue system is designed to be as fast as possible rather than as accurate as possible, because valve would rather pander to the lowest common denominator who want instant action rather than people who would like some kind of semblance of a competitive PUG
so in order to compensate for the smaller pool and needing to meet the standards of the BUTTON-AWESOME queue system, the game would rather match up 2 dmgs, an LE, a mge, and a smfc against a team of LEs rather than wait for all LEs
which of course sucks if you're the smfc and the LEs on your team are boosted
>>145722183
You know this has always happened. They probably queued together for le memes
>>145722018
haha you owned that kid hard!
>Play on EUW
>Only get matched with fucking t*rks
got damn it
>Hoard old cases
>Mfw value just keeps increasing
>he fell for the 400 dpi meme
>>145725579
>he got cucked because he was an 800dpi beta
>>145725579
Mfw entryfrags get kill cucked by 600dpi masters
>got the Gamma case
>no mobile
Does anyone have a good estimate on the price of the case 15 days from now?
>playing b inferno round 2
>mate sprays into a crowd with a bizon while I flash
>he runs back to site
>they run past me and I killcuck him for an ace
what went wrong with this general?
>>145727000
faggots/animers
>>145725874
~$2,00
>>145700216
I unboxed 200 crates and I got 200 knivesJust because I say it doesn't mean it's true
Trying to decide on a super edgy gun name.
Should I go with The Pulse Nightclub Experience for an M4A1S?
Also considering "The Sandy Hook Experience" for an M4.
Or "The Columbine Experience" for a Tec9.
I just want a super tryhard edgy gunname to make my faggot ass giggle like a retard when people pick it up. I'm figuring M4 would be good but I can't decide between Sandy Hook Experience (everyone knows what that is, it's simple and to the point) and "Pulse Nightclub Experience" which is a bit more subtle because not everyone knows the name of the club.
>>145729620
"Omar's Fag Wrangler"
Now I just need a good skin
>>145729620
diggin the dilbert, but as someone said before, your names are trash and the Klebold special is better for the tec9
>>145727000
Most of the people here don't even play the game, are novas or DMGs and this place is filled with underage and reddit
Gee, half the people here fucking watch moe
>Ranked up to LEM from MG1 on smurf
>Deranked from MGE to GN2 on main
wtf?
>>145730362
an upsmurf??
Another game another cheater
fun
>Try to add a guy that was super talkative all game
>Actually pretty decent and chill
>Gives callouts which is rare atSilver fucking III
>He doesn't accept
Is it because I'm annoying?
Was it something I said?
>>145731803
>cheater
when will this meme stop
>>145732552
when VAC works again
kappa
>>145732626
there are no cheaters in csgo youfucking silver trash learn to play
>when you throw your rifle at a teammate so you can go pick up a dropped gun so the enemy can't get it and he thinks you just want to show him your sick skines
>>145732552
>tfw playing with my friend testing out his code right now
>mfw finally ranked up to gold nova 3 after 50 something games
lol
>your teammate is telling you about shit you really dont care about but you have to be polite so everyone gets along
what went wrong, gotards?
>>145735575
the TF2 team started working on CS. Not joking.
>>145727000
can we rename this general to /meme/
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa
shepashepa shepada
feel good
>>145727000
whoever made the first thread deserves to die
>>145735575
its practically nothing u retard
>>145735678
How about /trap/? :3
dead game
dead general
dead subreddit
IN MY BACKPACK I GOT MY ACT RIGHT
IN YOU ACT QUITE DIFFERENTLY AND YOUR RESOLVE WEAKEN
WITH ANGER AND DISCONTENT
SOME AND SEEKING AND SEARCHING LIKE NIMOY
I'M A PEACE-LOVING DECOY READY FOR RETALIATION
I CHANCE THE WHOLE LOCATION TO A PINE BOX SIX UNDER
IMPULSIVE DONT ASK WHY OR WONDER
ORDERS GIVEN TO ME IS
STRIKE AND I'M THUNDER WITH LIGHTNING FAST REFLEXES ON CONSTANT HURT THAT SEEMS LIMITLESS WITH NO DROPPING PRESSURE
SEEMS EVERYBODY'S OUT TO TEST YA TIL THEY SEE YOU BRAKE
THEY CAN'T CONCEAL THE HATE THAT CONSUMES YOU
I'M THE REASON YOU FLIPPED YOUR SODA
CHILL WITH YOUR OLD LADY AT THE TILT
I GOT 99 DAYS GUILT FROM THE GUILT OF THINGS THAT I'VE SEEN
YOUR WATER IS FROM A BOTTLE MINES FROM A CANTEEN
>>145737084
this
contemplating selling everything in my inventory because this game is dieing a slow death
Footsteps are ridiculously loud in this game.
>>145736631
how about lose weight fatty
hot dm tunes inc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg
>>145732626
Oh really?
>>145666092
>>145739715
Well you November has come and it's gone away
is there a better feel than holding mid doors against a push for a 3k with an ak (best spray pattern) then flashing your self aways?
Why are these threads so slow for such a popular game?
>>145740226
because we are #praying4meatloaf
i hope he will come like a bat outta hell to heaven
>>145738543
https://youtu.be/KbW9JqM7vho?t=1m27s
message to the kids of /csgog
>tfw can't aim
>>145740909
post id and i will help
THorin going in on moe. Trying to get him banned from Echofox
>>145740956
dunno how you would be able to help anon
>>145741171
im a dank player my family
>>145741094
where? i like drama
>>145741712
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/with_replies
literally trying to get him fired
>>145741783
liar
>>145741878
lolk
>>145741783
Thorrin is a huge fraud always has been
He's just raking in the $$$ while he can
>mfw watching /csgog/ die a slow, painful death
just come on over to overwatch already, goggies. csgo is a ded game.
>>145742236
Enjoy your shitty cartoon game
>>145742236
honestly
overwatch has shit skins. even cod and tf2 have better skins.
but if i'm going to another game, it's gonna be titanfall 2.
>>145742236
>tfw havent played csgo at all since overwatch released
>>145738543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfmmc7lA72U
I missed the initial reaction to the new knives
What does csgog think about them?
I think the black laminate is pretty great.
>go into small streams
>ask the streamer when they realized the world was flat
KQLY'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY
COME AROUND AND TALK IT OVER
SO MANY CLIPS THAT I WANNA PLAY
YOU KNOW I WOULD LIKE MY VAC A LITTLE BOLDER
MM I guess http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
>no hans zimmer music kit
>mOE: shroud have you ever played overwatch
>shroud: no I hate that game, how can anyone play that game
based
>>145745686
countdown till shroud gets kicked from c9
m0e going HAM on thorin
>>145745273
I'll play with u if ur ok sith me playing at 30 fps drunk an d YOU HAVE to play Stardust zmeurur music all game or i cant frag sry
>>145745273
jp is for autistic people
>>145747539
Sounds like a place for me
>>145747476
ID??
>>145747635
/id/platinum_mad
but i dont wanna play any more i soberd up too much
>>145747835
rude desu
maybe i wont make my olof video
>fw comfy weeds dead by daylight stream
:3c
who /snug/ rn?
>>145747964
You are the rude
>>145748204
yeah ok duder
oreimo is a good show and underappreciated although it was over hyped when it was airing
>>145748470
it is a bad one sorry :/
>>145748501
Nah it's a 7/10, which is good
Sorry you're just wrong or gay
>>145748582
well for one incest is not my thing, yeah
and it's a harem so by definition physically cannot ever exceed a rating of 5/10
and is really shit too :/
>>145748737
I objectively rated your tastes and came out with -2/10, so I am required by the state of Michigan to ask you to kill yourself and have csrtificate of death submitted to the City of Deteoit. Thank you!
>>145742313
man titanfall 2 looks TITE my boi
HONESTLY at this point im debating whether or not I actually enjoy sucking cocks or if /csgog/ has warped my mind..
>>145749668
it's honestly a great feeling making someone else feel that good and watching their face as you do it :3
>>145749743
damn dude you gave me a boner I wouldn't mind sucking your cock bro
Why is mixbot-kun always sick?
FUCK
was gonna buy a knife today but now these joocy new knife skins are out and they look great
hold me brahs
>>145749816
that's kinda lewd...
>>145750091
are they used
>>145716074fucking rope yourself holy shit you disgustme
>>145749668
dude just get a gf that's into pegging
suck her cock and get fucked by her then fuck her in return m8
>>145720147
NNNOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAIIIRRRRR
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>145750220
That's actually more gay if you think about it. It's trying to be gay without actually just being gay, like if you want that experience non gay just fuck a guy off grindr, BUT if you are gay and want to do it just find a girl and get her to dildo your ass
>>145750204
duhh
>>145750387
Not sure if you're serious or not but I've bought used panties before, but they came with a shit stain so I had to throw them away.
Was a waste of $90..
>>145742236
>playing a porn game
overwatch is for masturbating anon
thats it
>>145750534
stop posting
>>145750534
I would have paid extra for that
>>145750534
thats like throwing away a pizza for coming with ketchup
fuck is wrong with you?
>>145750619
please!
>>145750640
>>145750995
>literally enjoying shit
well I guess you guys do play csgo
>>145750995
That's a valid reason to throw out pizza though
>>145751051
weirdo...
>>145751195
yes...
The fuck, you guys are weird
>>145751995
no??
>shroud underperforming
>reddit kiddos switching from 16:9 to 4:3 stretched
CS:GO getting red pilled!
>>145753241
native is fine i play 2560x1440 :3
new meme
banan
>>145753403
banan
new banana is out
get your lol on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un5dcLgQ24s
OUR MUSLIM
>>145732348
I';m just guessing that maybe he doesn't want to add everyone he encounters.
>>145750010
if you want a new knife, don't get it.
if you were getting an older knife, now is the best time since the prices will be lower since panicsells etc
>>145757095
But the knife I want is still too expensive...
>>145757313
which one is it?
>>145757350
p2 bayo doppler
It dropped from 260 euro to 240 so I mean it's not that significant.
>>145757412
20 quid is still 20 quid.
fuck i remember getting my knife for 10 euro less than market price, which wasn't much, but it was still enough to make it worth keeping
my bf won't buy me a knife
what should I do?
>>145758127
crying
>>145758546
please stop
>>145758127
just fuck him to death then rob him
Why is the Gut Knife so cheap? It has a unique handle and the exterior is barely noticeable
I've got $80, which knife do I buy
Gotta be stat-track because non-stat-track skins are for autist and serve no purpose
>>145761057
>I've got $80
lmao @ ur small amounts of money
>>145761057
>Why is the Gut Knife so cheap
it's ugly and the draw animation is shit
>>145761143
buy me a pretty knife pls.
>>145761314
but you're not my bf..
>>145761143
I gotta save money for summer sale mang
I think $80 is an ok budget for a virtual knife
>tfw fell for the bf meme
>tfw never have time for cs
>>145761608
>not having him suck you well you play
>>145761608
play with your bf??
>>145761143
>>145761352
STFU KID
>>145761608
what... me and my bf play cs together
why dont you play with your bf?
>>145761745
>>145761763
he doesn't like vidya :(
>>145761801
you picked a bad bf
your fault
>>145761801
you managed to find the worst bf... congratulations
>>145761057
gut knife doppler
>>145761760
s-sorry
>>145761964
you should get a new bf
>>145761964
sometimes the truth is hard to hear...
>getting bullied by rrrrr
holy shit lmao ive never seen anything more pathetic
>>145762092
I'm not bullying anyone
>>145762006
>>145762009
nah hes super hot :3
>>145762150
my bf is super hot and likes video games and is good at cs
>>145762268
what is that image trying to convey?
if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die, and if a 10-ton bus kills the both of us, to die by by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine.
>>145762357
that youre a pathetic degenerate faggot
>>145762414
ok, nice story fag
>>145762414
bet you like girls lmao
get cucked retard
>>145762502
this guy has a point desu desu
I was walking around today and hen I see GuardiaN sleeping on park bench with juliano she in this metal bikini eating French fries, while guardian sleeping with her! This dog
>>145762609
why is hltv here
>>145762502
i bet your parents hate you
>tfw eating 400 calories a day when I take my addy
is this sustainable?
>>145762664
I was walking around today and hen I see GuardiaN sleeping on park bench with juliano she in this metal bikini eating French fries, while guardian sleeping with her! This dog
>>145762712
my bf loves me while your gf is probably getting fucked by a bunch of niggers as we speak
>>145762825
this guy has a point desu desu
>>145762825
>m-my bf loves me i swear!
>ive never seen him irl or heard his voice but he says he loves me in steam chat!!!
>>145762923
I know what he looks like and hear his voice every day.
now shoo shoo little cuck, better eat out your gf if she even lets you lmao
>>145762923
Yeah I bet the chat gets steamy :B1:
>>145762923
I skype with my bf...
>>145762923
I mean this guy has a point desu desu
>>145763043
i cant even bully you anymore because now i honestly feel bad for you
im sure you come in this thread and get comforted by all these pseudo-homo anime retards but i cant even imagine how pathetic your actual life must be
>>145763284
enjoy raising some half black mudshit
rrrrrrrrrrrr
deadgamedeadthread
unblock me or else
https://steamcommunity.com/id/riperinoskinerino/inventory/
>>145765869
where did you get my profile???
>>145766354
enjoy ur vac
>>145766510
sick to my mother fucking tummy
bitch must think I'm a mother fucking dummy
because I dress bummy bitch think I'm broke
bitch I ate one roach and I made a lot of money
spunj is rip
>no matches to bet on tonight
>>145767152
max and relax on fnatic
cash rules everything around me cream get the money dolla dolla bill yall
>>145767295
>10 hours from now
I like sleep...
our cunt is gone ;_;
https://twitter.com/SPUNJ/status/743834188462325760
>>145767634
we should sleep together
>>145767718
>our cunt
no and good riddance.
>>145767718
>I will endeavor to stay in the esports industry.
Spunj could honestly become a caster for asian tourneys and maybe even for NA/EU.
>>145767718
how long until hes found dead?
>phantoml0rd has opened 600 gamma cases and still got nothing yet
hahaha get fukt
$80 budget
here we go
Don't forget to join Fartman's server:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBoXSS2oBxo
>>145768520
>RM
lmao do you even have internet there?
>>145768520
>pig disgusting malay
>>145768750
I'm chink
>>145767718
>tfw the community pressure got to him
>>145767987
HE JUST LOST A 9K COIN FLIP
>>145767987
>>145769236
who care...
>>145769294
hes going crazy and its funny
>>145769236
>>145769294
who care...
the joys of playing blitz mm missions
opponents so bad I got 2 aces in a game
https://a.pomf.cat/nyxjbx.webm
>>145768692
>fartman
?
>>145769512
you didn't know kliksphilip is the notorious fartman?
when moe becomes even more based
clips twitch tv/m0e_tv/ShyPigeonEleGiggle
>tfw doubled your money on double
>tfw lost it all because you got greedy
I'm dumb as shit
>>145770346
yeah you are
thanks for letting us know
>>145770459
np pham
>>145770124
why did he shoot up a club in orlando?
>>145745273
I saw your post on 8ch lol
>>145770124
Oh wow I didn't know m0E was sexist.
BAKA.
May i ask why people are nasty to our guy warowl? (self.GlobalOffensive)
8 hours left for our guys's victory.
>>145676882
flusha looks legitly badass
if you disagree, mys
>>145678267
now dat's how a man should look
>>145774158
oh I'd love to mys with you :33
>>145689419
is there anything our guys can't do?
>>145774158
>>145774274
>>145774394
reddit has arrived I see
>>145775337
hello there reddit what brings you here?
rrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrr
>>145775638
>>145776246
Fuck off retards.
>>145776434
>Anonymous 06/17/16(Fri)11:14:35 No.145776434>>145775638(You)
>>>145776246(You)
>Fuck off retards.
rrrrrrrrrr
>>145775638
>>145776246
eddit pieces of shit
i want to hit rrrrr with a hammer!
>>145778414
Me too!
can someone please teach me how to make good quality webms with sound? i mine turn out shit quality + no sound whatsoever...
>play some casual and arms race
>do bad but 3 guys call hack on you
>yfw a player anaylsit break down showed that the 2 higher player bases in the world are 1. Russia and 2. USA.
>It also show's that USA has the highest concentration and number of smurf or sockpuppet accounts.
>people are dumb enough to tie off their phone number to le epic steam drm.
You guys have no one left to blame but yourselves for joining prime hahaha.
I have $50 cad saved waiting for a good case to drop but the case system in this game is so shit i dunno if i have any motivation to play anymore.
rip ash
F
I MISS RRRRRRRRR
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>145780642
fuck you
>>145781002
*rrrrrs u*
if youre not at least DMG i strongly advise to play some other game
>>145781332
what if i only play casual
>>145781387
lose weight fatso
>>145781387
touche, but not really. casual is an aim game, and counter strike is 30% aim
>>145781332
>>145781387
Casual is fun!
>>145781793
thanks
>>145781793
>>145781853
spotted the fatties
>>145781853
Np
>>145781917
But im nowhere near fat, stop projecting anon, its bad for you
Is there a list of "our" things, /csgog/? I know anime is one of them
>>145782031
stay in denial fat boy
>>145782082
anything that i like is our thing anything that i dont like isnt our thing
>>145782167
Im not fat tho really, your projecting is real disturbing, you might have a problem
>>145782584
>muh projecting
lmao look in a mirror fatso your obesity is the problem
>>145782584
stfu fatboi bitch and choke on this *unzips dick*
Why does valve add weapons once in a blue moon just to make them OP then nerf them into oblivion?
>>145782909
>>145782961
But im notignore the shirt
>>145779813
just use webm for retards my man
>>145782082
daily reminder that /csgog/ is anti anime
>>145784348
>i have to validate myself to an anonymous imageboard
>>145782082
anime
ence
tyloo
kawaii killer stickers
NOT the op awp
the baggage collection
inferno
soloq
g2
our guys scream && shox
akihabara accept
the m4a1-s and usp-s
the gut knife
>>145784348
nice shorts desu
>>145784795
hes probably some anime loser that has no social life outside this board so he thinks the people here care
>>145784850
Thx, they are comfy
>>145784916
Not really, im just bored, no games or anything, dota is getting into pause often during matches
>>145784829
>>>145782082 (You)
>kawaii killer stickers
>NOT the op awp
>inferno
>g2
>our guys scream && shox
>akihabara accept
>the m4a1-s
>the gut knife
Hello, reddit
>>145785149
no one cares fatso...
>>145785205
those are things reddit doesn't like idiot
they buy awp every round HATE anime bet on nip bully scream buy flip knives and use the m4a4
>>145785225
You just saw that im not fat, bet youre the fatty in here
riz is so fucking dumb omg.
>>145785543
tru
sorry
>>145786275
stfu nerd!
Oh shit pham come quick! PhantomLord is losing SOO much money
>>145786665
you need to lose weight fatty
>>145786665
I take back what I said before
watching retards throwing away thousands of dollars at once is great entertainment
>>145786665
how much is he down? hes lost a shit ton from cases and he was down a lot from coin flips a few hours ago. looks like hes still losing
>>145787102
he just lost like 8k on wild in like 10 minutes
he's also up to almost 1k cases and still no knife
>you dorks actually care about him losing
its real summer in here
>>145787327
i like watching him freak out when he loses
>>145787449
go outside, have sex.
are you literally 13?
he just lost 17k at once
I can't stop laughing
>>145788130
he won back a bit then. he's probably making double this in csgowild sponsorship anyway, they probably even just give him accounts with $100k already added in the first place.
GET THE FUCK OUT THE SITE
>>145788251
you need to have sex
>phantoml0rd is playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
>betting for hours already
when will this fuckface get banned already?
>>145789447
>30-40k viewers
never, twitch isn't stupid
>>145789447
you can break the rules all you want if you make them money
it's the same shit with every site, youtube is another notable example
>>145771914
Why is it funny senpai?
>>145790738
cause youre a joke fat boy
>>145791139
I'm skinny as fuck
>>145791175
you're an ugly lil bitch is what you are
JUST
>>145791292
1v1 me dust 2 mid you fucking cunt
>>145791175
im sure you are fatso no need to lie no one here cares about you
>>145791417
>55 kgs with 180cm height is somehow fat
le wot
>>145791509
>lying to anonymous forum posters
stay in denial fatty
>>145791607
Pls have sex
>>145791659
lose weight first fat boy
>>145791367
HE GOT BANNED
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>145790738
Because i didnt expect it there and i didnt know youre that desperate for a bf or something
>>145791927
Ugh no I just want friends
>join NA server from Europe
>kill 3 and die to the 4th
>one 40 hp at B ma-
>SHUT UP MUSLIM
I'm not muslim. ;_;
>>145792038
You mean a bf?
>>145792203
No I mean normal friends that have the same interest as me not normie straight shits
>>145792038
go outside fatty
>>145791884
no he didn't
>>145792258
Whats wrong with having a bf?
>>145792564
Nothing wrong with that
>score is 14-13
>polack team won't stop talking whole game
>they keep talking during clutches
>CT molotovs and tries to smoke defuse
>slavs call it gg when they hear the defuse sound
>I do this
>proceed to feel the smuggest
>they promptly announce their reports for walling
>>145792743
good job, anon :3
I'm proud of you!
>>145792660
So why are you calling it normie shit?
>>145793040
I'm saying I want gay friends not straight ones. I'm not calling having a bf "normie shit"
– New sound cue for shooting with low ammo.
We cowadoody now.
>>145793115
I misread that, guess being tired is getting to me now
>>145792743
>teammates talk when I'm last man
>"could you please be quiet"
>they're quiet
this is not rocket science habibi
i found dory
she rite ther
>>145794012
reported
>>145793874
Sure. That's easy when you're dealing with regular people. People that are not impervious to social constructs. Most slavs will pretty much act like children when asked something like that, they'll either ignore it or do the complete opposite.
Why are you so nasty to WarOwl /csgog/?
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4oivr4/may_i_ask_why_people_are_nasty_to_warowl/
>every cute csgo girl streamer is russian
uhhhh gotards???
>>145795885
most beta orbiter with their moms credit cards are russian that's why
>>145670006
but he's right?
Who wants to do Gemini missions with an ABSOLUTE SHITTER?
>>145795139
he's an mg shitter who has an unjustified ego, and is insufferable to watch. he's unfunny and is really quite unpleasant, really would not like to meet him.
I know it's cliché but really he is very 'reddit', he speaks like a /r/globaloffensive autist posts.
well this thread's nearly dead so I made a new one
>>145799653
>>145799653
>>145799653
>>145799653
>>145799703
why make a new one when this is dead faggot and 25 posts too early
>>145799703
Not moving over idiot.
>started taking the game less serious and dropped rank
>decide to take it serious again
>topscore every game
>know most common competitive maps well
>have decent gamesense
>use good nades
>still keep dropping in rank
help pls
how do I become the best carry of all time
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/743925335230681092
>>145802064
who care...
why is EU faceit so shit?
>>145794416
slav here can confirm, even when asked by other slavs to shut the fuck up they become even more annoying
report every slav you see, even me, FUCKJEBO VAM SVIMA MATER U PICKU
hex-core Broadwell or quad Skylake?
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