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first forFirst Shot Inaccuracy
>be animefag and bad at cs
>stop watching anime
>get good
>win
>rank up
>>145800413
>be retard shitter
>silver 2
>watch naruto and suk at csgo
>stop watching bad anime
>get nova4
not even close to bump limit
>>145800413
>>145800564
dang yall are edgy
>>145800726
howdy fellow redditor xx)
>try trading skins on lounge instead of selling them on steam to avoid tax
>get nothing but russian kids trying to buy them for 50% market value
what can I do to get decent skines? I don't want some nothing to a knife bullshit, just to swap some of my skins for other skins...
>>145800823
>fag
>anime sucks
>silver 2
>retard bullshit faggot nigger
look at me im a 4chan mom
This game is so fucking garbage. Can't escape from cheaters no matter what you do. Started playing CEVO again, every single time I call out a cheater people start tipping fedoras defending them, then 5 days later they're in the ban list. 100% of the time. Like I have a .txt with the names and each and every one has been banned so far.
CS is so garbage.
>>145801351
opskins
>>145801419
dang that sucks what are you gonna do about it?
>>145801419
>CS is garbage so I play CEVO
oh I am laffing
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>145803351
good post
>>145801841
There is nothing else for EU. And even then there are cheaters everywhere and Valve doesn't do shit. Even in competitive.
>>145803630
ESEA is growing in EU and is definitely the best choice.
Faceit is better than CEVO if you pay and get over 1500 elo. And it's only 2.99 a month.
>>145801419
>he doesnt hack
theres your problem
>be bad
>watch death note
>get good
>5 rounds into half as cts
>i have some money saved since I'm 8-1
>kid asks for drop
>i give him a ump
>"that wasn't an m4, you're a dick"
>tells his friends to kick me for griefing
>they actually do
gotards?????????
>>145803630
>he doesn't know about face it
<my mfw when I see CS:GO related posts on this /magog/ subreddit
>>145804498
ur a gotard urself senpai
>weebs think theyre good
>they get 20 kills during warmup and act like the game is over
>stomp the shit out of them the whole game to the point they say im hacking
you guys are literally a laughing stock
upgrading my computer so i'm gonna buy a skin ))
So is this meme true for csgo
>DM for 2k hours
>Go into comp
>Kill everyone
>need 1-2 more bodies for nightly five stack MMs
>GN1-GN3, US East
>must have mic, must use Discord
>good enough to follow directions, stay on fucking site, and not tilt
Add kamehamina on Steam.
>>145803832
>>145804572
>faceit
Please kill yourselves. I'm dead serious.
>>145808292
>GN1-GN3
Fucking garbage
STOP
>>145808292
can I hack?
>>145808292
>US
Fucking garbage
How do we stop reddit from browsing our board and spewing cancer in CS?
>>145808639
>4:3
>greentexting in game
>netgraph
hello, reddit!
>>145808634
>third lulrd
>Got drunk
>Traded up shit loads of skines
>MFW I lost more than 150$
hehehe
>>145808943
>anime
>clinically retarded
checks out
>>145808943
Damn bro you dumb as fuck lmao. I actually feel sorry for you.
>>145808943
>playing native
just dunk yourself
>forgot to hang my laundry because I was playing CS
>wont be dry in time for tomorrow
>no clean shorts to play basketball with
FUCK OFF
>>145809827
>not playing skins
twitch
.tv/ryucs
rate my upgrade dudes
>>145812428
>intel
lol
>>145812615
AMDNation Go Green AMDNation
>>145812428
>i7 for gaming
nys
>>145812428
>i7
Why?
>they're on site literally
>>145812798
>>145812757
non-gaming stuff. do you only use your desktop for games? no photoshop, movie editing, or ANYTHING else?
>>145813268
>do you only use your desktop for games?
yeys
>>145812428
>i7 for csgo
>no gpu
Nice priorities brah
>>145812428
kys fatso
>>145813268
>implying anyone's gonna watch your silver movies
>>145814368
>making movies about cs
>>145800413
Literally what has happened to me
Silver 1 to elite in one week, hope I rank up again soon but I lost a game since Russians refuse to speak English or cooperate
>>145814819
>implying anyone's gonna watch your silver movies
>>145812428
Nice
>poorfags blood will boil hotter than their shitty AMDware
Was DMG haven't played comp in 6+ months
>silver 4
I was blind drunk top fragging (40 bombs) with pistol no armour
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>buffalo wild wings
>'official home of eleague'
>has waitresses that make fun of viewers and managers that refuse to put the game on
simply epic
>>145808292
I haven't played in a month, I have one headphone, and a new keyboard I am not used. I am your guy, I also awp mostly
>>145819019
we dont play that shit
F N A T I C
>>145819019
threaten to report them to corporate
>>145819625
Are you ready for some epic mouse lifting?
>>145819143
>>145819625
what's up, reddit?
>>145819725
flusha is my favourite player
![stdin_snapshot_14.26_[2016.06.09_09.10.40].png](https://i.imgur.com/GrO0dEy.png "stdin snapshot 14.26 [2016.06.09 09.10.40]")
>Nuke last map
2-1 please
W-would you jump in?
>>145820323
>not posting the original
Fucking reddit.
friendly reminder, watch eleague on main monitor and starladder on second for the replays etc.
>>145820526
but i need the second monitor for magog
Jw is a meme
>having to toggle to beat fucking faze
why are fnatic so shit?
>>145820323
smug pige
They don't give a fuck anymore huh. Playing like the blatant Wallers in mm.
>>145821340
How do you know they are wallers?
Krimz has a deep sadness in his eyes.
>>145821485
From knowing he plays with cheaters.
TRICKED
>remember, players cannot see each other through walls
>immediately after a player aims at another through a wall
my fucking sides exploded
Aizy toggling to beat fnatic
why is dennis using the awp
reminder that JW isn't hacking.
>>145821340
LAN cheats?
>>145822838
Wouldn't be difficult to have an aimkey and hide it.
>>145819960
DELET THIS
fnatic should stomp on cobble as well right?
>>145823382
probably
they aren't toggling off even at 13-5 so I don't see why they would on the next map
YEAH
nice choke fnatic
>>145821478
flusha's accidental flick onto kioshima behind 2 walls on cache because of a quirk in the way the walls/elements interact with cheat software is all the evidence any reasonable person needs to conclude he's cheating.
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>there's no good m4a4 skin
>all this screaming
Why do Americans have so much more testosterone than Europeans?
>>145824680
They're paid to cheer.
>>145824773
they weren't at MLG columbus. also i've seen multiple people say that they're told to cheer when the match starts but not during.
Can someone link a stream to the TV broadcast?
I forgot to bookmark it.
Need a name
must be anime or /jp/ related
or give me a name ripped off from a anime sword
no western shit fuck americans burgers go die
>>145824989
www.arconaitv me/teabees/
>>145825050
陰茎
>>145825050
fuck off fat boy
>>145825415
breddy gud
>>145825464
fuck you burgerking
nice
>>145825552
lose weight fatty
>sell butterfly knife for ~$135 while the current market value is $140
>2 week waiting period because I don't have a smart phone
>11 days pass
>butterfly value is now valued at ~$125 so mine won't sell
>fnatic
based.
>>145824643
>what is howl
>>145825685
>mfw I'm actually 48 kg and 5'9 and could pass as a trap
>>145825834
howl is ugly af desu
>>145825834
Got to give the poorfags option matelike me
>>145825604
kangaroo fuckers aren't allowed to post here
what does it say about a person if they have a knife skin but no skins for any other weapon
a shotgun?
>>145826016
they have good taste
what knife?
>>145825932
Stop living.
>>145825950
M4A1-S
>>145826140
forest bs gutknife
>>145826016
I don't understand why anyone would buy $300 worth of random skins instead of a $300 knife
a knife is global and can be used on both T and CT
while guns are fucking shit and can only be used on one side
and don't tell me you'll be using the skin for every round
try buying an AWP at the 2nd round too bad you can't, so that means you only have 14/16 rounds left to have a chance of buying an awp that you spent $500 real life bucks on
but with a knife, you're guarantee to have it on every round to show off, on both T and CT
best of all, you can rename your knife to your waifu's name and wave it around at everyone's face
unlike guns, because you can't use it every single time which means you're being cucked by other firearms while your waifu is not with you
The croud sounds retarded.
They really do sound like they'd be paid to make noise.
>>145825931
yeah sure i believe you fatty
>>145826334
agreed
>>145825931
tfw 130kg and 5'9
>another 16-0
faze on suicide watch
why is it that i watch t2 EU teams like faze and think they look skilled
but then i watch NA teams who are also mediocre but better than faze (e.g. liquid beat faze @ MLG) and think they look like silvers
16-0
16-0
HOLY SHIT THIS AMERICAN TESTOSTERONE
GET FUCKING FLUSHED
> Walks into a grenade
Those Faze faggots gonna be 16-0'd again
HAHAHAHAHA
Tilted
This is fucking brutal.
this is pretty sad faze
faze fucking folded
based flusha
> Like sheep walking into a slaughter house
> "Lost little boy"
Faze might as well go home desu
>faze
is anyone else not seeing replay cams?
>tfw faze fangay
>tfw I'm legitimately laughing every round fnatic wins because a 2nd 16-0 might actually happen
gee i wonder who's going to win the major
>>145827681
>tfw the dream is dead
>FaZe
thanks for the skines, goggy.
Why are ddk and black ddk so neutered.
So far not impressed with eleague. Caters to new viewers a tad too much and seems to try to be too pc.
I want to make Pansy shiver!
>tfw about to win at least $250 thanks to fnatic
thanks our guys
> Faze celebrating winning three rounds
That's what I call small club mentality. They'll never win with small team mentality.
What is the point of having skins if there's no stat-track?
Does having stat-track proves me as being less autistic?
And that's the bottom line.
OUr guys did it again.
>>145828039
yea i watch CS events for the nutty political incorrectness
>>145828584
how on earth would buying a skin for the number of kills it tracks be anything other than autistic
i want to fuck pink haired qt!
>>145828952
keep flushin em
>>145829140
thanks
just need that last push to purchase that $400 bayonet
>>145825994
What
>>145831761
if it isnt a blue gem its a waste
dead game dead thread
>queue faceit solo
>run into a 4 stack of level 10's, two of which were banned from ESEA for hacking
>get aggro pushed all day with perfect peeks
>lose
hello??????????????????
>>145803351
>be good
>watch anime
>still good
>global
It's not that hard
>>145831761
>case hardened
im so sorry
>silver 3
>play on faceit
>lose constantly
>get ESEA to get better
>get flamed every game
why am i paying every month just to get flamed
>>145841728
Good question, don't bother with external PUG services till you're at least LEM. You can practive your fundamentals with the regular matchmaking.
>>145841728
>still playing csgo
youre for sure retarded at the very least but paying to play csgo I think you might have some actual fluid imbalances.
>>145840986
literally just kicked from a mm because my team was full premade except for me and had at least one confirmed cheater too
this is definitely accurate
>>145841972
>>still playing csgo
why are you even in this general if you don't play the game
>>145843547
to laugh at you retards in between overwatch games
tfw lost yet another game
Looks like it's gn forever
>>145844031
post your id if you're EU :3
just had global, lem, dmg, ak+ vs. all gn team...
Apparently you have to sign up for prime or matchmaking doesn't balance the teams at all...
>>145844173
post yours first :S
>>145846015
I'm shy
If this post ends in 5 I'm giving away my gamma case.
>>145841728
>Silver 3
I'm actually not trying to flame with you but if you can't at least get to MG on your own, the only thing you should be doing is aim training and watching WarOwl.
From what collections can you get drops from now?
>>145844031
Thats ok anon, youll get up eventually, dont worry! I believe in you
>>145844031
your fault for not hacking
>>145847021
i'll try my best!
>>145847201
i wouldn't do that!
>>145844173
I'm not eu but anyone can add me! /id/rafsimonsrickowens
>>145847316
Try your best! Ill be in here to see you rise up
>not eu
Rip
>>145847316
then hold them Ls nigga done come here cryin
>>145847201
what does spinbotting look like from the hackers perspective? I always wondered
>>145847592
Normal
>>145847592
normal, antiaim looks fucked up for specs.
>>145825604
oh dog that looks delicious
why do people play on so many different kinds of resolutions?
is playing at 1920x1080 a disadvantage?
>>145850527
No. People are just retarded and copy pros. And pros did it because they were used to it from ancient CRT and 4:3 days.
who /realniggahours/ here? smash dat muthafucking (You) button if u up
>>145850527
just memes.
People who played the 1.6 or source got used to the old resolution, I can't think of anything else.
>>145851238
it's 1pm ya doofus
>>145851238
it's 4pm here -_-
>>145851238
it's midday baka
>signature
our muslims is streaming
>>145852883
spotted the yurocuck
>>145853035
spotted the reddit
>>145853103
fuck off mudslime shouldnt you be out raping little boys or goats
>>145853170
hello my reddit how many karma points do you have? upvoted anything epic lately?
>>145853234
way more than you since im not a sandnigger loving cuck better hurry your missing your prayers abdul
>>145853374
why are you here? reddit is that way --->
>>145853424
this is reddit u retard fasting for ramadan is making you think otherwise
>>145853507
no only you're reddit faglord go post a cs meme
>>145853545
are you really that pathetic to think this shit hole is any different how about you go outside and get a life loser instead of pretending to be the gatekeeper of these shit threads
>>145853690
is this the physical manifestation of autism?
>paid for a $125 knife
>just so I could name it Holo
>got bored of it after playing a frw matches
JUST
>>145853831
you tell me fat boy youre the one acting like youre above reddit or something youre probably one of those fat dweebs that doesnt have fb or instagram either cause youre irrelevant irl and have no friends
>>145853949
>you tell me fat boy
Oh it most definitely is. Seek help.
>>145854021
lose weight first fatso
>>145853914
a fool and his money
>>145854021
kys manlet nerd
>>145854396
b but I don't have a bf
>>145854563
maybe if you lost weight youd find someone willing to lower their standards enough to go near you
>>145854637
I weight 45 and am 5'9 you fucking fat fucker
patching this thread over to my boy mcskillet right now
>>145854770
you need to hit the gym fat ass actually forget it your better off killing yourself manlet dweeb
Why does this dead ass general even exist
>>145854896
you need to have sex
>>145854998
I am overweight and NEET
How do I have sex?
>>145855050
lose weight
>thread was created 14 hours ago
>only 63 posters
DED FUCKEN GAME
>>145855151
>I can't
>>145855442
pretend to be an anime girl like the other losers in the thread
>>145854563
Hi i can be your bf
>>145855634
grow some manlet
>>145855808
But im around 6'2, 6'3
>>145855834
get to 6'5 otherwise you might wanna kys manlet
Uhhhh anyone want to buy my m4a4 on the steam market? It's on page 7
Its the one in >>145825950
>>145856000
rofl no
>>145856146
Buts it's got 0.15 float despite being ft.....
And it's super cool!
>>145855939
Says the manlet
>>145856189
thats cute coming from a 6'2 kid grow up some loser
where's muh nigga rrrrr at
>>145856237
please lose weight
>>145856573
shed a couple pounds fat boy
>>145856585
kys fatlet dweeb
>>145856327
Holy shit ill find you and kill you. Rape you at first then kill you, annoying piece of retarded human trash
whos in for
!drop
>>145856940
doubt you have the stamina for anything more than typing fatso dont get too mad you might fall off your booster seat lil boy
my scv migrant bois ww@?
>>145857179
Soul calibur 5 players are moving onto cs?
>>145856187
looks bad....
>>145857231
thats not what it means idiot >__>
i wish m0e didnt play with his wifes son. what an annoying piece of fat shit
>>145857350
stfu ole fatass rusted to his chair runs out of breath when he walk down the stairs lookn ahh niqqa
>>145857179
you alri f@m jumped ship a while back, just got bored of hots, it just got dull I think.
not that csgo is much better, but they're both quite fun at least.
E Z 4 E N C E
Z
4
E
N
C
E
>>145857338
What does it mean?
>>145857101
Wish i could meet you
>>145857179
H-Here
>87-13 odds for Astralis
Wait is this the same Astralis that recently dropped maps to SK, CLG, and even fucking NRG?
>>145857639
its our secret club u__u
>>145857675
this site is 18+ go have sex nerd
man, even real niggers look better than sandniggers
>>145857852
how about you suck this cock fagboi
going to put my moisturizer on my face because it is dry
>>145857884
Thats a currynigger aka a poo in loo
>>145857870
I already did
>>145857689
phoneposting...
>>145847316
added unironically
>>145857884
>sandnigger
That's a poo in loo retard
>>145857904
make sure to put some on your penis and then jack off, too
>>145857884
DESIGNATED
>>145857937
>implying they differ
>>145857925
stop lying fatso
>>145857904
put a rope around your neck and get it over with manlet
>>145858014
Im not, i had sex already
Unlike you however, perma-virgin
>>145857991
Sandniggers blow up buildings curryniggers blow up bowels
>>145857991
Poo in the loos are peaceful and their religion isnt a literal death cult.
>bout to hit up mpgh for some dank new hacks
>realize everyone else is walling in mm and my team is too pussy to toggle up
>>145858065
reminder to report this piece of shit and move on
>>145858065
yeah indians are just stupid east asians that are occasionally good, muslim middle easteners are more like actual niggers
>>145858035
manlets dont have sex they just lie online for ecred grow up kid come back when youre 18
>>145858065
>Poo in the loos are peaceful
>>145858065
>Poo in the loos are peaceful
The takeaways I ordered sure weren't
>>145857991
sandniggers are intelligent people who fight degeneracy and build empires based on sky fairy worship and western need for oil
poo in loos are uncivilized retards who only contribute to western frustrations with customer service6
>>145858117
Reminder to suck my dick you uneducated cuck
>>145858159
They are one of the better immigrants you could get, muslim cancers are literally the worst ones
>>145808292
>GN1-GN3
bahahahahaha
>he has standards for people at that rank
If you can't rank up from there you should honestly kill yourself
>tfw spunj retired
>people who complain about not having a mic
reminder that yee lmao was paid by ESL and Valve to stop the cheating discussion
>first meaningful discussion about suspicions on the pro scene in a long time
>suddenly he posts "h-haha just kidding guys, i was hacked. d-delete this"
>>145858443
valve and esl support cheating because it allows them to keep the illusion that there is skill in this game and also to enforce scripts more accurately
>>145858443
>implying he wasn't kidnapped, tortured and murdered
add for MEME MM http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
>>145858435
>people who dont talk to you on mic
THE WORST
>>145858216
stoaga sit down and know your place, retarded shit
>>145858479
of course. olof is a blatant fucking cheater. but that story isn't as fun to sell as the "Look at this incredible comeback from a debilitating injury! Wow what an amazingly "skilled" player Olof is!"
>>145858656
how does fnatic as a whole even live with themselves specially flusha too
>>145858552
Drown yourself
>>145858543
you need to lose some weight fatty
>people who think they deserve call outs
>>145858754
haha lmao dude thats like so funny haha lmao XDDDD
>>145858543
literally no one wants to add you yo upathetic little shit
launders is the shittest caster ive ever heard
>>145858892
found ya fatty
>>145858976
he's the second worst
Babam is still the worst
>>145858931
jokes on you quite a few people have added me enjoy having actual autism you highschool shit
>>145859087
the only joke here is you lmao
>>145859163
you are the one being upset on an anon imageboard
>he unironically puts his money on astralis
>>145859087
>>145859163
stop being so mean to each other
>>145859407
kys fat boy
>>145859407
nys cuck boy
its so much harder to get annoyed by csgog posts now that I'm regularly fucking a girl
ayy Obesity Laziness Stupidity McDonald's Donald Trump $70k College Bad healthcare Bad food Bad music Fahrenheit Pounds Inches AMERICAN TEST PASSED
>>145861531
that's not true
>>145858752
>tfw little stoaga tries to be cool
>>145861896
1v1 me dust 2 mid awp only you are playing the ct
>>145861813
no its true your guys posts dont really annoy me at all any more
/r/globaloffensive >>> hltv forum >>> POWER GAP >>> twitch chat > /magog/
>>145862471
quality post
>>145862471
steam forums are also above csgog
>>145862471
True tho
>>145862471
yeah lol
*climbs into bed with /csgog/*
>>145862471
>POWER GAP
hello fellow redditor
>>145862471
not true!!
>>145862471
>POWER GAP
what's that?
FUCKING CUTE
>raping in casual for a break
>server is filled with players with 1k hours
>all crying cheats
>own team kicks me for cheating
is there a better feeling
>>145864759
>playing casual
>>145865052
>not playing casual
after the voice chat change its nearly perfect
>>145864759
>theres still no casual competitive mode
thanks valve you useless fucks
guys my gf wants me to play less csgo and stop posting on csgog entirely
>>145865407
>my gf
you're already doing something wrong, son
>>145865407
dump her and get a bf
Nate........
>Matches for Dreamhack will be available for Live Betting
>>145865407
shes right
why does this game take so much time and dedication to just be decent at
like god you stop playing a fucking week and suddenly you regress so much, on top of the fact you will need like a year playing with regular exercises, not just playing to get to a decent level to begin with
>>145865749
not only that but if youre like a little bit off for a day because you're tired or just feel more relaxed or something you can't fucking play at all because you get fucking dunked all over if you're a little bit slow
>>145865735
it hurts because its true
come @ us faggots
When will e-sports grow out of this fucking god awful "epic battle theme music" meme? It's socringe.
>>145865642
>still doesn't matter because all teams cheat and some games are rigged
Aircraft grade? Holy fucking shit where can I buy one?
>>145866494
>american fingers are so heavy they need weapons grade materials to withstand the load
>>145841728
>be a complete fucking noob at csgo
>pay money for a service only serious players use
>wonder why serious players get angry with you for playing bad
What did you think would happen? All the ges in esea would love to have a silver3 what basically is worse than a bot? Try to use ur brain friend...
>>145844917
Even non-prime gns are more like mgs, since all normal players use prime and the rest is just smurfing/hacking.
>>145866819
how stupid are you man
is prime a meme
>>145867120
prime numbers are a meme
>>145867120
when I play non prime on my drop account it feels like a fucking wasteland
prime is necessary now
>>145867120
I don't want to buy a phone.
>>145867790
how about you buy a bf
>>145867790
I'm so glad I dont play with poor ppl like u now
>>145867002
I'd say im a solid 3/10 on stupidity scale, why u askin?
>>145867980
because you thought that guys post was serious
>>145867790
You dont need to... just buy a sim-card and use the phone of friends/relatives.>>145867881
>>145867120
Playing non prime mm is like, half the people have aim assist, 40% are just smurfing, 10% are poorfags so yeah just play prime
>>145868107
lots of children and 3rd worlders too
>>145868049
Hmm maybe im a 4/10 then
>>145868107
So it's pretty much like mm was before, just like 20%worse, because 20%normal players went to prime lol
>playing anything but casual
>>145868107
>tfw was hiding on a smurf because global games are too high pressure
>have to play my main account now if I want real games
tfw vac authentication error
tfw just reinstalled windows but now have to scour through all the BIOS and system settings I JUST GOT DONE AUTISTICALLY SETTING UP FOR 3 HOURS
>>145868438
No its much better, prime doesnt filter out all the hackers/smurfs but it does get rid about 80% of them
>>145868462
I'm only LEM on main but Ive been smurfing too because my skill is literal garbo ever since overwatch game came out
someone play with me pls
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243202423436/76561198168132772
>tfw have to go through non-prime MM because I'm not rank 21
Valve need to fucking DIE. Instead of making life more difficult for EVERYONE just fucking improve VAC you pasty lardasses.
>>145868573
I just want a game mode I can play without having to go 100%
>>145868650
Just derank then, its what I'm gonna do and I have done that quite a few times. Or play faceit or some shit lol
>>145841728
>playing LEM because ESEA sub ran out
>we smoke execute A site on mirage
>we push and fight for site, trade and hold site
>guy with bomb is dicking around in palace
>smokes have like 5 seconds left
>tell him to get on site
>he says the smoke on stairs has a gap in it and he doesn't want to die
>don't even bother to try to explain why it's insanely stupid to just stay in palace
>of course the smokes fade and we all get picked off one by one without even getting plant money
>he says something about how he hates esea a few rounds later
>tell him "yeah i bet you get yelled at a lot when you play there"
>he TKs me and gets kicked
like i get it if you don't understand at all basically anything about how to properly play CS
but could you at least try to learn? this isn't trig. we're not dealing with quadratic equations. get the bomb onto the fucking site. plant the fucking bomb.
it is not a difficult concept. even if your aim is shitty you can be useful. just fucking think. THINK. JUST USE YOUR BRAIN. "what would help my team right now? what should i do?"
>>145868912
tfw your global teammate uses the mouse wheel to scroll to the bomb
why do the casters and "analysts" keep spouting this meme about "muh standins" and "muh coordination"
Acilion and MODDI played with g1aive for like a year on CPH and magiskboy, E-League aside was fucking trash on LAN.
>>145804498
If you had enough money to buy 2 m4s and armor for yourself, you should have.
It's a team game, you have to make your team equal or a few rounds later you will be buying m4s like a retard and your whole team will have 5-7s.
>>145869137
idiot you know nothing
>>145869046
i internally start crying when i spectate a teammate who cycles through nades or who clearly use E to plant the bomb (site clear but they stand still for a sec with their rifle out, switch, then plant the slower way)
>it's another tournament where the favelas clearly hack and it's passed off as "skill and gamesense"
i'm out
>>145804498
when people ask for drops, i ask them what they want
i figure whatever gun they prefer to use, they're probably better with it. if i drop a famas when i can afford to drop an m4, sure i save 900 dollars but it could make the difference between him getting a 1k or a 2k
>>145869547
>that fucking blatant pre fire at higher
lmaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooo
tfw have prime but play non prime mm ironically
>>145846413
don't even ironically refer people to warowl
new players should watch all of steels videos
>>145869835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
>eco round
>spectating teammate
>he's holding an angle, an enemy T peeks him, and he gets a double dink on the guy, while his crosshairs are glued to the guys feet
>"haha you might want to turn your silent aim down bro, it's pretty obvious"
>WTF DUDE I'M NOT CHEATING
has any cheater ever just laughed it off and admitted it? like why even be blatant and then act innocent? there's no point.
>>145870134
I've played a few games where my teammates were like ok I'm going to toggle now and just started making calls for the rest of us
didnt know what to do because like I can still get overwatched
>>145869906
>The same kids who watch TF2 meme youtube poops are the same kids who watch WarOwl
hm... really makes you think
>>145870305
>>The same kids who watch TF2 meme youtube poops are the same kids who watch WarOwl and play Overwatch
hm... really makes you think
lmao retarded gooks
.com/mixbothk/posts/1935851809974533
is a reddit reply worth more than a (You)
>>145870731
>.com/mixbothk/posts/1935851809974533
?
i've been away from cs scene for a while, what are the newest memes besides
>i arent think that
>wtf are you want dude
and
>expected
?
>>145870884
>>.com/mixbothk/posts/1935851809974533
>?
?
>It's another Favelas toggle their way through the tournament script
Immortals Astralis finals, Astralis loses when HEN1 hjits a couple more "outskilled" AWP shots through walls and jumps
>filmed a couple of dunks + an alley oop
>video files got corrupted
;_;
>>145871023
who care...
>>145871023
not new but literally every team has a cheater or more in it
>timing for Immortals is on point
>>145871601
That's not hard to answer.
I went to the DH Malmö after party with my cute bf and Scream came out for like 4 seconds, pointed and kenis :DDD and then both of them scurried back in to the closed off player area. Literally every pro is a beta little cuck except for Flusha.
>>145871487
Go away manlet.
Godsent or HR???
>>145871352
dunk yourself and film it
Does flusha still cheat?
>>145871923
hr ez pz
holy fuck the pic of moddii
my fucking sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9gfDCQroFY&feature=youtu.be
>>145872204
>Reddit Clips
hellooooooooooo reddit
>>145872204
>>145872252
Say hello to reddit lads
>>145872252
wow xd you sure got me! who care... xd anime
>>145872493
is moddii dying?
Does anyone have that picture where everyone is around one of the casters celebrating his birthday and thorin is on the side alone?
>be HUES
>use hacks to win games
>still can't win
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
anyone feeling good today?
The knife in want is 15% cheaper on opskins and it really is miffing me
>>145873194
If you want to buy a knife and dont have money on steam do not ever transfer money to steam just buy from opskins seriously
>>145872949
yeah just won about 20 bucks on SK
never doubted my boys for a second
>m-muh standins
HR or Godsent ?
who is this ugly chink
>>145873457
HR is more consistent. Godsent is better if they actually bother to show up
>>145872949
not me just lost $5 on immortals
>>145851127
>>145851303
Different resolutions feel different. Sometimes when I stick to a resolution for months I find myself getting into a trance. Changing the resolution can snap me out of it and I end up playing better temporarily.
>>145873268
I want to buy from opskins but I have most of my budget on steam... what do
>>145872949
me!
>>145874753
why?
>>145873268
>giving opskins your info + proof of residence
Hahahaha no
>>145872493
JUST
our guy bondik can win this right? is it worth going med on HR?
>>145875260
ye ez pz skin
>>145868462
>too high pressure
>matchmaking
You are an idiot. If you are too worried to derank because smaller e-penis, to play the game on your skillevel and rather ruin the game for ppl who are less skilled, you are just a faggot. I understand that ppl smurf to play with their friends or even if they do it just for the fun of having 42 - 6, but doing it because of beeing to much of a pussy to play on your rank is pathetic... get a life bro.
max and relax on astralis
I wanna quit CSGO but I crave for more, what do csgog
>>145870237
Listen to the calls and report your mates?
If someone calls longhouse bc of wh and you get the kill who cares? It's not like you gonna track somebody through the wall if you dont use walls yourself. I dont think this is obvious enough to get overwatched.
Have godsent been doing decent since they formed?
>>145876215
get a gf
>>145876215
get into a different game for a few days then go back to csgo
>>145876423
They all look ugly cuz I live in a legal-weed country
>>145876215
quit while you can the world is a beautiful place
>>145876512
date asian, after a few months you might get yellow fever and it'll make asians look good
>>145876215
get friends to play with
>>145865407
dump that zero and get yourself a hero (<-)
>>145876215
Never quit! Playing since 99 and nothing in live ever gave me more joy than counter-strike.
>>145876714
loser detected
>using latest patch at Dreamhack
uh, gotards?
>>145876714
thats sad
>>145876754
Maybe in rl, but i'll give you mofo onetaps like i ate charly chaplin for breakfast until you cry about non-existing hacks, fucking lowbob.
>>145876423
>gf
fags need to leave this thread
>>145876754
nothing matters more as a man than your ability to score headshots with an ak
>>145876964
>get a gf
>fag
UH /csgog/ ??
>>145876830
All depends on your own tastes and preferences...couldnt be happier.
>>145876902
any regrets?
>>145877071
submitting to and dating the inferior sex is probably the gayest fucking thing a man can do
>>145877161
nah ur fucking gay man
>>145877119
No as i stated before i couldnt be happier. I do what i love all day long and laugh at all the faggots working 9 to 5 thinking they archieved something in live, while beeing exhausted and sad all the time.
what the FUCK how can bondik be so FUCKING BAD
Why does the new smoke sound like a balloon or something?
>bondik
i'd laugh if that dumb fucking slav didn't just cost me 30 bucks
lmfao oksar stuck in elo hell
>>145877341
literally reported to vac
valve should take some pointers from BLIZZARD who know how to make a competitive balanced game and ban fun stuff like this
>>145877341
holy shit
>>145877341
gotards seem to eat this shit up and yet every fps with real movement never gets a playerbase
>>145877853
>and yet every fps with real movement never gets a playerbase
uhhh overwatch gotard???
Is Prime any good?
>>145877936
its like a bit better
but non prime is a fucken wasteland now so ye if you want to play mm you p much need prime
lmao new cobble is like fucking 10-5 CT sided and HR ct is so bad they're about to get 16-1d
the new smoke sound is growing on me but that MAG-7 is fucking horrendous
everybody saw that obvious aimlock from pronax right
>>145878280
I don't get how considering their wealth, but Valve have always been pretty terrible with their sound design
>>145878280
the new smoke sound is literally the comfiest sound in any game
GODshit
>>145878484
wtf rude
>>145878149
cobble has been t sided for a long time
>>145878612
new stairs make it easily 10-5 or 9-6 CT sided
>>145878280
All of the new sounds are fucking trash. Like some low bitrate rip of a youtube gun video uploaded in 2006.
>>145878729
Oh, sorry. I misunderstood your post.
Haven't been here in months, are blizzdrones shilling Overwatch in here aswell?
godsent doesn't know how to use usp
>>145879004
yes
>>145879004
overwatch will kill competitive csgo
>>145878729
no they dont lol you are fucking terrible
they said stairs will make cbble balanced
>>145879185
>DotA2 will kill LoL and CSGO
>Diablo3 will kill LoL and DotA
>Old school Runescape will kill WoW and DotA
>WoD will kill LoL and DotA
>Elderscrolls Online will kill LoL and DotA
>Destiny will kill CSGO
>SMITE will kill DotA and LoL
>Titanfall will kill CSGO
>Wildstar will kill WoW
>Tera Online will kill WoW
>Rocket League will kill LoL and DotA
>Overwatch will kill DotA, LoL, CSGO and WoW
>made some 'nara
>game is over
uhhh
>tfw HR throw for the lower bracket
>tfw idiots think Godsent is "good"
>tfw great odds for NiP now latyer today
from 83-17 to 70-30 lmao.
>>145879993
spics leave
>>145879907
>not starting with
>Killzone will kill Halo
>>145879185
CS has been the same game since 1999 and it's only been going stronger
Maybe if you give Overwatch a decade
>>145880128
>italians
>spics
Damn bro you a stupid ass nigger.
>tfw no smix
>silver 2
kill me
T-thanks Gabe
>>145880327
*kills u*
max and relax astralis
max and relax nip
>>145880327
*kisses u deep*
Considering how small the CSGO team is, and how many literal billions they've made from the game, how come the MM servers are still unplayable trash, and people cheat left and right?
>>145880795
Because Valve is a shit company, it's time to switch to Overwatch and show Valve that we won't eat up their shit no more.
how to get out of silver hell?
>>145880960
But blizzard is a shit company, and overwatch is a shit game.
>>145880975
play a better game
great start to the day lads
>>145881221
>betting on literal shit
>being a degenerate gambler
youll be homeless by your 30s
who care...
>>145881375
>being this butthurt over someone posting their literal penny fun bets
lol
>made more food than I can eat
>tfw no csgog bf (best friend) to share with
>>145881560
you
>Astralis vs SK
Who will throw?
>>145881613
>someone
>>145880975
Get a brain.
>>145881939
those were both my posts thanks for the 2x (You)s
>>145882070
Have one more. My you's collection is so big, I can throw them away like they're nothing.
>staying on a sinking ship
I've switched to Overwatch last week and I'm never coming back. Laughing at you suckers atm.
lmao i beat floppy, why do you suck so much floppy
>>145882465
same desu
>>145882465
That's cool. The more shitters that leave the better. Nobody that's at least half decent would leave CS for Overwatch.
>He unironically doesn't realize Overwatch will by far be the biggest e-sport by the end of the year
Have fun staying with your decade old game still being filled with bugs and dying to people jump awping.
My last game:
Our team:
>4x MG1 and 1x unranked
Their team:
>1x unranked, 2x silver 1, 2x leavers
Will Valve ever make a not shit matchmaking?
>>145882863
god i hope so
either cs will finally fucking die or valve will get off their ass because they have actual competition
How can you name yourself launders, when you're a dirty poo in loo? God damn that guy is diahrrea brown.
Csgog stop cheating and getting banned like damn.
>>145882663
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch/players/49060-steel
I guess a Top 10 NA CS:GO player is a "shitter" then.
I'm so fucking sure that sadokist and cuckg get it on in the hotel room just watch them what the fuck.
>>145883930
> Top 10 NA CS:GO player is a "shitter"
you got that right
>>145883930
Yeah a washed up banned from competitive shitter than was top in an irrelevant scene only during the beginning of the irrelevant game version (Source), that only moved to a trash game to get more twitch money is a shitter.
A huge shitter.
>2 stand ins
Astralis confirmed for throwing against SK if they lose.
>>145883930
>NA """"pro""""
Shitter indeed, retard.
>>145884176
fuck i didnt think about it and skipped this match
they always throw against sk whenever they can
gg asstralis lost
Karrigan is a real life Shrek with funny lips.
>bet my knife on astralis
uhhh...gotards???
they really are throwing this arent they? el em ay yooooo!
>>145881709
I will be your bf (best friend) if I get free food
>>145880485
max and relax ence
>>145884797
astralis always throw when playing sk if they can retard
What happened to MODDII's face?
just standing there with your back towards monster? hahah its so fucking blatant
holy fuck theyre really throwing this
>dupreeh
see how pumped sk are?
beating one of the best teams in the world? yeah who gives a shit
lol
>iBP throws a game
lol banned forever
>astralis throws a game
lol epic danish conspiracy its so smart :D
love this community tbrwy famfams
>>145885520
Proof?
>>145885438
thanks for skines
Why throw it?
i just went all in on SK on the live betting
2130€
hold my nuts
>>145885520
IBP threw for skines.
Astralis throws for SK because they are friends.
One has irrefutable proof, the other doesn't.
>>145885438
where did you get this pic of my bets?
there's no way godsent will beat nip right? ez max and relax on nip
>>145886119
ya ez skins
who /buffering/ here?
>he doubted
>>145885438
>>145885829
ITS A FUCKING MEME YOU DIPS THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY THROWING
I only need 2 more competitive wins to get ranked. So far I had about 1.0 k/d ratio on average, went 30-10 once against absolute shitters.
What rating will I get? I'm really nervous.
>>145886679
anime posters belong in /owg/ you dumb anime poster
>not dreamhack related
Why is every NA crowd littered with memers and loud idiots.
>>145886957
>being nervous about which pixel badge you get in a video game
this is why you're a virgin
>>145887105
spoke like a true silver shitter lmaoooo
>>145887209
you need to have sex
hey guys it's me I'm back
OUR GUY PAJEET
>SHIT IN STREET
OUR GUY PAJEET
>SHIT IN STREET
OUR GUY PAJEET
>SHIT IN STREET
>>145887368
hey
>>145887353
I literally fuck my bf daily you sad lil cunt lmaoo
>>145887093
Ameirca is a joke.
>>145887497
hey whats up
>>145887785
this board is 18+ kid
need help?
What's the best drop you ever got?
>>145888130
so you're about to get banned
>>145888267
I highly doubt it fatso come back in a few years
>>145888419
real talk
do you legit have autism?
>>145888501
fake talk
do you legit have an obesity problem?
awoo
>>145888231
glock fade back in the day
nip or godsent?
>>145889098
ninjas in reddit obviously
>>145889098
nip LDO
>he fell for the SK meme
why the fuck couldn they end it 16-10
fucking ruined my handicap bet
>>145885438
>betting on magiskboy and friends without magiskboy
who's the nigger?
Graffiti update when?
nip takes this easy right? i want to believe in godsent but i don't know if i believe in them 20 dollars worth
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBuBa2gICYH/?taken-by=smixity&hl=en
damm..
>>145889098
godsent (our guys)
>>145890294
(not our guys btw)
>>145890274
damn she aint hot
>>145890274
how do i get a csgo playing kgf?
>>145890274
if only asians had hot faces
fuck
>tfw you reach your pre-rank-o-caust rank
>tfw getting a new pc next month so I wont have to play with 15 fps
Nothing can stop me now.
>>145890494
they are the definition of "our guys"
>cute boys
>underdogs
>meme name and logo
now, nip are the definition of "reddit guys"
>dumb name & logo
>ugly
>muh f0rest & get_right legendz xDD
>sellouts (friburger etc.)
>fanbase are LITERALLY children
>>145891006
nice post & good breakdown of the topic, thanks
>>145891006
kys fatso
>>145891006
Thanks man I never even thought about what a stupid gay ass reddit name Ninjas in Pyjamas is.
u kno that when ur team isnt anime you aint gon eat tonight...
mirage is eznip right?
>>145891006
>pronax
>not reddit
nys
>>145892558
>717 matches
>only LE
it's time to consider breathing in mustard gas
>>145892930
rank decay does that my dude
>>145892998
your life is decaying you fucking failure lmao
>[Deleted]
our boys are winning
>>145893496
delete this
>>145892863
>pronax is reddit
reddit hates anyone that isn't a a aim locking pug star fragging god like s1mple. they actually thought he should retire because he only had one kill in a match.
>>145893496
same
>>145893557
u first hehe;^)
>>145893617
pronax is a subpar meme player with a huge cult of personality. exactly what reddit loves
>>145893813
pronax is cute and always has been and alwys will be our guy flush yourself swiftly
>dreamhack in charge of anti-cheat technology
>>145894143
Dreamhack is probably the only LAN that actually does anti cheat. That's why the brazilians never make it far in DH lans
Since NiP is the only clean team, is GODSENT cheating?
>>145894406
>the awp shots from twist
>that fucking push from pauf
geez i don't know
friberg?
more like hamburg
rofllllllllllllllll
rip nip
>>145893813
not really. reddit loves flashy plays and fragging. 99% of reddit creams their pants when toilet man gets an ace against a t3 team during an eco round.
pronax gets largely ignored because his contribution to the team isn't as easily noticeable.
When will the NiP magic kick in?
>>145894723
now
>>145894723
when the usb flash drive arrives
Nipples are our guys?
>>145894750
nvm
thanks prozac
why did no one check pronax when they went b
nipples?
>i'm betting all my good shit on NIP
-pyth
+pronax
>redditfags don't even know who our guys are
>>145895228
cute
reminder that literally every pro team cheats except nip
pyth looks like a school shooter
>>145895228
godsent is reddit though
>>145895470
nah
>>145895228
O U R
G
U
Y
S
what net sense y'all play at?
dpi x mutliplier
>>145895674
1 dpi x 1 sens
Friberg nigga
>>145891391
>>145891454
>>145891585
>>145891592
>>145891709
>>145892283
>>145892414
>>145892683
all (all) me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvpDfDDVvt4
fartmaster does it again
>turn off twitch chat
>stream still lags
>>145895559
they look like marvel super heroes or something in that pic
>>145895915
http://docs.livestreamer.io/
>>145895915
get livestreamer
NIP MAGIC
I
P
M
A
G
I
C
GOD RIGHT!
>>145895915
wow I didnt know people here actually still used the flash site
>ninja defuse
>eco 3k with 2hp left
i sure love this comeback script
godsent will win this
>talks on stage about being able to beat any team
>lose to pronax' rag tag of friends playing for memes
>>145896168
excuse me what script?
fucking idiot :)
>>145871601
can we get a webm of the one tap vs lg?
>>145896562
>he doesn't know about the script
>>145896758
I'm asking where it is :)
Dumbass
another classic dreamhack tournament where it's no different between winning or losing the winners match so nobody tries and dreamhack gets to talk about "le epic underdogs xD"
I don't get it
Did NiP forget how to play CS?
Why did they just allow this team to walk wherever they want without ever checking any angles?
>>145896168
>>145896758
nice fucking comeback scriptposter
Rage bet did well , 180$ ez
>>145897016
no NiP just doesn't care. they lose and now they have to play the winner of HR/Epsilon. if they won they would have played the winner of HR/Epsilon and Godsent
dreamhack tournaments use the most retarded fucking formats that practically encourage throwing on the first day for better matchups
>>145897016
Everyone else started buying cheats.
ty for skines niplets
must be low on them by now after I got yours from the match against g2 as well >:^)
do you ever think the writers for these tournaments ever go to themselves "nobody will ever believe this shit" or do they think we buy it
>>145897457
>using an emoticon
literally fucking hang yourself from the ceiling
THREAT or pronax... who is cuter?
>>145897539
how much, reddito?
>>145897601
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pronax?
I mean duuuuuuuuhhhhhh? hello? gotards??????
>>145897298
um no?
>>145897298
>if they won they would have played the winner of HR/Epsilon and Godsent
uhhhh gotard??? Godsent is in semifinals now
the winner meets the 2nd place from group A
now NiP will meet Astralis, if they win against Epsilon/HR
>>145897601
my bf
so we'll be seeing godsent stickies?
>>145897993
this isn't a major qualifier faggot
>play prime mm
>guy wallhacking on my team
>tell my team to report him
>one guy ignores
>some swedetard gets mad at me
lol this community
>NiP happen to play the worst CS of their lives to set up a likely NiP/Astralis semi-final
>People think this wasn't scripted by Dreamhack
You have to be fucking daft. Dreamhack gets to save themselves from Astralis and NiP sweeping through everything thanks to some conveniently fucking awful CS from a team that just roared through E-League against muchu more talented opponents
>>145898484
the script commands them to do rematch against godsent in finalds
>watch the sgares interview
>nothing did the most work out of hiko, shroud, and semphis
Makes you think huh
>games over
>csgog dies
>feel lonely
:(
>>145900518
I'm here bby
>>145900518
>tfw shitposting on /csgog/ while watching a scripted match is the most fun part of your dayi don't even have the game installed tbqh
>>145901396
i haven't played a mm game in over 7 months..... I just post here watch games and occasionally dm.............................
>>145900518
all me buddy
what's magog up 2 2 nite?
me downing some brewskis, listening to the rain outside my window n some tunes
played some bc2 but it was meh
>>145902638
bc2 really shows its age but bf4 doesnt have the magic
>>145902638
playing overwatch
the matchmaking is so bad it physically hurts sometimes but it's still better than valve's shit
>>145903567
bc2 is the only bf i've played more than 2 hours really
i just want some chill ass game to play while under the influence, but most fps games are so demanding these days, all stress stress stress ya dig
>you now remember NiP lost
FUCK
>you now remember our guys won
>>145904663
STFU!!!!
>>145902638
just talking to my bf and getting ready for bed
>>145905236
who care...
>>145905491
that guy that asked what I was up to...
>>145905236
>>145905570
If youre who i think you are then hi :3
>>145904302
overwatch is so easy you can play it without trying
>>145905839
i don't know
who do you think I am?
>>145906183
fuk dat noise, that's 60 bucks i could spend on something more worthwhile
kid just no cliped
you dont have to be lonely
at farmers only (dot com)
>>145906350
Someone whos steam name starts with b
>>145906980
yes
>>145906864
city folk just dont get it
>>145907263
Then hi :3
Out of the top 8 twitch streams only 1 is english and non slav
>>145907306
dats raciss, im banning u from black ppl meet
>>145910706
>tfw no russian gf
Can I trust my skines to HR, senpaitachi?
>>145912214
no but you have to
>got ranked Silver 4
how fucked am I?
>>145913280
Not too bad, everyone starts somewhere.
Just remember to play to improve and have fun! Remember, rank don't mean much. Good luck!
>>145913280
Dont listen to this guy >>145914583, you are bad lmao kid do you even have a monitor?
>>145914720
bully, reported
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>145915661
It's ridiculous how csgo is considered "skill-based" on the pc
The death of games came with mainstream appeal
HOW DO YOU GET GLOBAL IN THIS GAME >:-( !!!?
>>145915661
literally our guy
If you are queued in a group of more than two you should not be able to initiate kick votes
>>145915661
nice i saw this one on reddit too
>>145916696
And your vote shouldn't be counted if they want to kick the person you're queued with
got a new cheat lads after perfectaim meme got detected
iwebz is the shit
>>145916508
stop sucking.
our guy moe is live
I can't get over the fact that innocent people all over the world are being murdered/raped/robbed, basically treated poorly, or have terrible luck with diseases, or being born in the third world, or suffering accidents, while we're sitting in comfy chairs in warm rooms, well fed, enjoying video games and image boards.
I can't get over how I'm helpless to help anyone.
>>145917305
>>>/reddit/
idgaf i waste as much water as i can LOL
>>145917197
>iwebz
iwebz staff literally use aimware lmao
>>145917378
Imagine your mom being beaten and raped right now by some low life trash, with you having no way of helping her.
>>145917472
it won't happen because i dont live in a shithole
>>145917537
Listen you fucking retard, it doesn't have to be that. It could be anything that's out of your powers to help. It could be cancer, it could be a car accident, it could be anything random.
>>145917378
>waste as much water
This doesn't even make sense, when people say save water, we have fucking oceans, if anything we should use more water to reclaim more land.
I CAN'T FUCKING GET OUT OF A- FGUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>145917652
succ
>>145917652
i dont get cancer because we have proper healthcare uhh RETARD
>>145917753
You're literally one of those people that I want to help, because you were unlucky to be born such a stupid fucking retard. God you're so dumb.
>>145917384
iwebz> aimware in mm though
aimware>all in nospread hvh
>>145917881
go back to zimbabwe, you'll fit right in LMAO
meanwhile i'll just enjoy my water, making sure it spills everywhere
>>145917921
>iwebz> aimware in mm though
>Implying
even skeet shit owns iwebz rofl
Hello I am new here, where are the Chinese women at?
>>145918126
you're literally retarded if you lose w/ interwebz on mm
>>145918060
Poor anon, he didn't do anything wrong, and he was still born a helpless retard.
>>145918258
but iwebz staff did many times
stop looking at my profile tommy
>>145918347
i'm not a retard, i just don't give a shit about thirdworlders
^diesel you fucking suck kys you bot
>>145918535
t. literal thirdwolder
>>145918868
i don't live in a third world country though :^)
>>145919020
You are a thirdwoldster in a first world country then, I bet you still hang ducks to dry in your house, or have a tandori in your backyard where you overcook your goat in.
Worse than actual thirdworldsters desu famalam
>>145919137
nah, first worlder in a first world country
nice try though ;)
>>145919368
Sure sure sure
Is it me or does it smell like fish sauce here?
>>145917721
>pugging
>not being 5-0 in open
>>145919654
this guy made a thread and didnt fucking post it here
>>145919949
>>145916985
i got it from the bald man's twitter
![HEHEHE[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/n8Ozvvp.gif "HEHEHE[1]")
