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first forFirst Shot Inaccuracy
>be animefag and bad at cs
>stop watching anime
>get good
>win
>rank up
>>145800413
>be retard shitter
>silver 2
>watch naruto and suk at csgo
>stop watching bad anime
>get nova4
not even close to bump limit
>>145800413
>>145800564
dang yall are edgy
>>145800726
howdy fellow redditor xx)
>try trading skins on lounge instead of selling them on steam to avoid tax
>get nothing but russian kids trying to buy them for 50% market value
what can I do to get decent skines? I don't want some nothing to a knife bullshit, just to swap some of my skins for other skins...
>>145800823
>fag
>anime sucks
>silver 2
>retard bullshit faggot nigger
look at me im a 4chan mom
This game is so fucking garbage. Can't escape from cheaters no matter what you do. Started playing CEVO again, every single time I call out a cheater people start tipping fedoras defending them, then 5 days later they're in the ban list. 100% of the time. Like I have a .txt with the names and each and every one has been banned so far.
CS is so garbage.
>>145801351
opskins
>>145801419
dang that sucks what are you gonna do about it?
>>145801419
>CS is garbage so I play CEVO
oh I am laffing
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>145803351
good post
>>145801841
There is nothing else for EU. And even then there are cheaters everywhere and Valve doesn't do shit. Even in competitive.
>>145803630
ESEA is growing in EU and is definitely the best choice.
Faceit is better than CEVO if you pay and get over 1500 elo. And it's only 2.99 a month.
>>145801419
>he doesnt hack
theres your problem
>be bad
>watch death note
>get good
>5 rounds into half as cts
>i have some money saved since I'm 8-1
>kid asks for drop
>i give him a ump
>"that wasn't an m4, you're a dick"
>tells his friends to kick me for griefing
>they actually do
gotards?????????
>>145803630
>he doesn't know about face it
<my mfw when I see CS:GO related posts on this /magog/ subreddit
>>145804498
ur a gotard urself senpai
>weebs think theyre good
>they get 20 kills during warmup and act like the game is over
>stomp the shit out of them the whole game to the point they say im hacking
you guys are literally a laughing stock
upgrading my computer so i'm gonna buy a skin ))
So is this meme true for csgo
>DM for 2k hours
>Go into comp
>Kill everyone
>need 1-2 more bodies for nightly five stack MMs
>GN1-GN3, US East
>must have mic, must use Discord
>good enough to follow directions, stay on fucking site, and not tilt
Add kamehamina on Steam.
>>145803832
>>145804572
>faceit
Please kill yourselves. I'm dead serious.
>>145808292
>GN1-GN3
Fucking garbage
STOP
>>145808292
can I hack?
>>145808292
>US
Fucking garbage
How do we stop reddit from browsing our board and spewing cancer in CS?
>>145808639
>4:3
>greentexting in game
>netgraph
hello, reddit!
>>145808634
>third lulrd
>Got drunk
>Traded up shit loads of skines
>MFW I lost more than 150$
hehehe
>>145808943
>anime
>clinically retarded
checks out
>>145808943
Damn bro you dumb as fuck lmao. I actually feel sorry for you.
>>145808943
>playing native
just dunk yourself
![HEHEHE[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/n8Ozvvp.gif "HEHEHE[1].gif")
>>145809214
>forgot to hang my laundry because I was playing CS
>wont be dry in time for tomorrow
>no clean shorts to play basketball with
FUCK OFF
>>145809827
>not playing skins
twitch
.tv/ryucs
rate my upgrade dudes
>>145812428
>intel
lol
>>145812615
AMDNation Go Green AMDNation
>>145812428
>i7 for gaming
nys
>>145812428
>i7
Why?
>they're on site literally
>>145812798
>>145812757
non-gaming stuff. do you only use your desktop for games? no photoshop, movie editing, or ANYTHING else?
>>145813268
>do you only use your desktop for games?
yeys
>>145812428
>i7 for csgo
>no gpu
Nice priorities brah
>>145812428
kys fatso
>>145813268
>implying anyone's gonna watch your silver movies
>>145814368
>making movies about cs
>>145800413
Literally what has happened to me
Silver 1 to elite in one week, hope I rank up again soon but I lost a game since Russians refuse to speak English or cooperate
>>145814819
>implying anyone's gonna watch your silver movies
>>145812428
Nice
>poorfags blood will boil hotter than their shitty AMDware
Was DMG haven't played comp in 6+ months
>silver 4
I was blind drunk top fragging (40 bombs) with pistol no armour
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>buffalo wild wings
>'official home of eleague'
>has waitresses that make fun of viewers and managers that refuse to put the game on
simply epic
>>145808292
I haven't played in a month, I have one headphone, and a new keyboard I am not used. I am your guy, I also awp mostly
>>145819019
we dont play that shit
F N A T I C
>>145819019
threaten to report them to corporate
>>145819625
Are you ready for some epic mouse lifting?
>>145819143
>>145819625
what's up, reddit?
>>145819725
flusha is my favourite player
>>145819757
![stdin_snapshot_14.26_[2016.06.09_09.10.40].png](https://i.imgur.com/GrO0dEy.png "stdin_snapshot_14.26_[2016.06.09_09.10.40].png")
>Nuke last map
2-1 please
W-would you jump in?
>>145820101
yes
>>145820323
>not posting the original
Fucking reddit.
friendly reminder, watch eleague on main monitor and starladder on second for the replays etc.
>>145820526
but i need the second monitor for magog
Jw is a meme
>having to toggle to beat fucking faze
why are fnatic so shit?
>>145820323
smug pige
>>145821131
They don't give a fuck anymore huh. Playing like the blatant Wallers in mm.
>>145821340
How do you know they are wallers?
Krimz has a deep sadness in his eyes.
>>145821485
>>145821485
From knowing he plays with cheaters.
TRICKED
>remember, players cannot see each other through walls
>immediately after a player aims at another through a wall
my fucking sides exploded
Aizy toggling to beat fnatic
why is dennis using the awp
reminder that JW isn't hacking.
>>145821340
LAN cheats?
>>145822838
Wouldn't be difficult to have an aimkey and hide it.
>>145819960
DELET THIS
fnatic should stomp on cobble as well right?
>>145823382
probably
they aren't toggling off even at 13-5 so I don't see why they would on the next map
YEAH
nice choke fnatic
>>145821478
flusha's accidental flick onto kioshima behind 2 walls on cache because of a quirk in the way the walls/elements interact with cheat software is all the evidence any reasonable person needs to conclude he's cheating.
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
HÅRIGT BRÖST OCH RAKAD PUNG
>there's no good m4a4 skin
>all this screaming
Why do Americans have so much more testosterone than Europeans?
>>145824680
They're paid to cheer.
>>145824773
they weren't at MLG columbus. also i've seen multiple people say that they're told to cheer when the match starts but not during.
Can someone link a stream to the TV broadcast?
I forgot to bookmark it.
Need a name
must be anime or /jp/ related
or give me a name ripped off from a anime sword
no western shit fuck americans burgers go die
>>145824989
www.arconaitv me/teabees/
>>145825050
陰茎
>>145825050
fuck off fat boy
>>145825415
breddy gud
>>145825464
fuck you burgerking
nice
>>145825552
lose weight fatty
>sell butterfly knife for ~$135 while the current market value is $140
>2 week waiting period because I don't have a smart phone
>11 days pass
>butterfly value is now valued at ~$125 so mine won't sell
>fnatic
based.
>>145824643
>what is howl
>>145825685
>mfw I'm actually 48 kg and 5'9 and could pass as a trap
>>145825834
howl is ugly af desu
>>145825834
Got to give the poorfags option matelike me
>>145825604
kangaroo fuckers aren't allowed to post here
what does it say about a person if they have a knife skin but no skins for any other weapon
a shotgun?
>>145826016
they have good taste
what knife?
>>145825932
Stop living.
>>145825950
M4A1-S
>>145826140
forest bs gutknife
>>145826016
I don't understand why anyone would buy $300 worth of random skins instead of a $300 knife
a knife is global and can be used on both T and CT
while guns are fucking shit and can only be used on one side
and don't tell me you'll be using the skin for every round
try buying an AWP at the 2nd round too bad you can't, so that means you only have 14/16 rounds left to have a chance of buying an awp that you spent $500 real life bucks on
but with a knife, you're guarantee to have it on every round to show off, on both T and CT
best of all, you can rename your knife to your waifu's name and wave it around at everyone's face
unlike guns, because you can't use it every single time which means you're being cucked by other firearms while your waifu is not with you
The croud sounds retarded.
They really do sound like they'd be paid to make noise.
>>145825931
yeah sure i believe you fatty
>>145826334
agreed
>>145825931
tfw 130kg and 5'9
>another 16-0
faze on suicide watch
why is it that i watch t2 EU teams like faze and think they look skilled
but then i watch NA teams who are also mediocre but better than faze (e.g. liquid beat faze @ MLG) and think they look like silvers
16-0
16-0
HOLY SHIT THIS AMERICAN TESTOSTERONE
GET FUCKING FLUSHED
> Walks into a grenade
Those Faze faggots gonna be 16-0'd again
HAHAHAHAHA
Tilted
This is fucking brutal.
this is pretty sad faze
faze fucking folded
based flusha
> Like sheep walking into a slaughter house
> "Lost little boy"
Faze might as well go home desu
>faze
is anyone else not seeing replay cams?
>tfw faze fangay
>tfw I'm legitimately laughing every round fnatic wins because a 2nd 16-0 might actually happen
gee i wonder who's going to win the major
>>145827681
>tfw the dream is dead
>FaZe
thanks for the skines, goggy.
Why are ddk and black ddk so neutered.
So far not impressed with eleague. Caters to new viewers a tad too much and seems to try to be too pc.
I want to make Pansy shiver!
>tfw about to win at least $250 thanks to fnatic
thanks our guys
> Faze celebrating winning three rounds
That's what I call small club mentality. They'll never win with small team mentality.
What is the point of having skins if there's no stat-track?
Does having stat-track proves me as being less autistic?
And that's the bottom line.
OUr guys did it again.
>>145828039
yea i watch CS events for the nutty political incorrectness
>>145828584
how on earth would buying a skin for the number of kills it tracks be anything other than autistic
i want to fuck pink haired qt!
>>145828952
keep flushin em
>>145829140
thanks
just need that last push to purchase that $400 bayonet
>>145825994
What
>>145831761
if it isnt a blue gem its a waste
dead game dead thread
>queue faceit solo
>run into a 4 stack of level 10's, two of which were banned from ESEA for hacking
>get aggro pushed all day with perfect peeks
>lose
hello??????????????????
>>145803351
>be good
>watch anime
>still good
>global
It's not that hard
>>145831761
>case hardened
im so sorry
>silver 3
>play on faceit
>lose constantly
>get ESEA to get better
>get flamed every game
why am i paying every month just to get flamed
>>145841728
Good question, don't bother with external PUG services till you're at least LEM. You can practive your fundamentals with the regular matchmaking.
>>145841728
>still playing csgo
youre for sure retarded at the very least but paying to play csgo I think you might have some actual fluid imbalances.
>>145840986
literally just kicked from a mm because my team was full premade except for me and had at least one confirmed cheater too
this is definitely accurate
>>145841972
>>still playing csgo
why are you even in this general if you don't play the game
>>145843547
to laugh at you retards in between overwatch games
tfw lost yet another game
Looks like it's gn forever
>>145844031
post your id if you're EU :3
just had global, lem, dmg, ak+ vs. all gn team...
Apparently you have to sign up for prime or matchmaking doesn't balance the teams at all...
>>145844173
post yours first :S
>>145846015
I'm shy
If this post ends in 5 I'm giving away my gamma case.
>>145841728
>Silver 3
I'm actually not trying to flame with you but if you can't at least get to MG on your own, the only thing you should be doing is aim training and watching WarOwl.
From what collections can you get drops from now?
>>145844031
Thats ok anon, youll get up eventually, dont worry! I believe in you
>>145844031
your fault for not hacking
>>145847021
i'll try my best!
>>145847201
i wouldn't do that!
>>145844173
I'm not eu but anyone can add me! /id/rafsimonsrickowens
>>145847316
Try your best! Ill be in here to see you rise up
>not eu
Rip
>>145847316
then hold them Ls nigga done come here cryin
>>145847201
what does spinbotting look like from the hackers perspective? I always wondered
>>145847592
Normal
>>145847592
normal, antiaim looks fucked up for specs.
>>145825604
oh dog that looks delicious
why do people play on so many different kinds of resolutions?
is playing at 1920x1080 a disadvantage?
>>145850527
No. People are just retarded and copy pros. And pros did it because they were used to it from ancient CRT and 4:3 days.
who /realniggahours/ here? smash dat muthafucking (You) button if u up
>>145850527
just memes.
People who played the 1.6 or source got used to the old resolution, I can't think of anything else.
>>145851238
it's 1pm ya doofus
>>145851238
it's 4pm here -_-
>>145851238
it's midday baka
>signature
>>145851238
our muslims is streaming
>>145852883
spotted the yurocuck
>>145853035
spotted the reddit
>>145853103
fuck off mudslime shouldnt you be out raping little boys or goats
>>145853170
hello my reddit how many karma points do you have? upvoted anything epic lately?
>>145853234
way more than you since im not a sandnigger loving cuck better hurry your missing your prayers abdul
>>145853374
why are you here? reddit is that way --->
>>145853424
this is reddit u retard fasting for ramadan is making you think otherwise
>>145853507
no only you're reddit faglord go post a cs meme
>>145853545
are you really that pathetic to think this shit hole is any different how about you go outside and get a life loser instead of pretending to be the gatekeeper of these shit threads
>>145853690
is this the physical manifestation of autism?
>paid for a $125 knife
>just so I could name it Holo
>got bored of it after playing a frw matches
JUST
>>145853831
you tell me fat boy youre the one acting like youre above reddit or something youre probably one of those fat dweebs that doesnt have fb or instagram either cause youre irrelevant irl and have no friends
>>145853949
>you tell me fat boy
Oh it most definitely is. Seek help.
>>145854021
lose weight first fatso
>>145853914
a fool and his money
>>145854021
kys manlet nerd
>>145854396
b but I don't have a bf
>>145854563
maybe if you lost weight youd find someone willing to lower their standards enough to go near you
>>145854637
I weight 45 and am 5'9 you fucking fat fucker
patching this thread over to my boy mcskillet right now
>>145854770
you need to hit the gym fat ass actually forget it your better off killing yourself manlet dweeb
Why does this dead ass general even exist
>>145854896
you need to have sex
>>145854998
I am overweight and NEET
How do I have sex?
>>145855050
lose weight
>thread was created 14 hours ago
>only 63 posters
DED FUCKEN GAME
>>145855151
>I can't
>>145855442
pretend to be an anime girl like the other losers in the thread
>>145854563
Hi i can be your bf
>>145855634
grow some manlet
>>145855808
But im around 6'2, 6'3
>>145855834
get to 6'5 otherwise you might wanna kys manlet
Uhhhh anyone want to buy my m4a4 on the steam market? It's on page 7
Its the one in >>145825950
>>145856000
rofl no
>>145856146
Buts it's got 0.15 float despite being ft.....
And it's super cool!
>>145855939
Says the manlet
>>145856189
thats cute coming from a 6'2 kid grow up some loser
where's muh nigga rrrrr at
>>145856237
please lose weight
>>145856573
shed a couple pounds fat boy
>>145856585
kys fatlet dweeb
>>145856327
Holy shit ill find you and kill you. Rape you at first then kill you, annoying piece of retarded human trash
whos in for
!drop
>>145856978
I am
>>145856940
doubt you have the stamina for anything more than typing fatso dont get too mad you might fall off your booster seat lil boy
my scv migrant bois ww@?
>>145857179
Soul calibur 5 players are moving onto cs?
>>145856187
looks bad....
>>145857231
thats not what it means idiot >__>
