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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
u.u
/tf2g/ belongs to the fujoshis.
>>145315838
shuckle i really like you please dont say things like these you might get mixed in with the tumblr crowd
/tf2g/ belongs to the nords!
tf2 belongs to anime!
tf2g belongs to normies
Oh, I'm the only normie here? Well then tf2g belongs to Viva
mfw half left irc cause of /pol/ posting, what a FAG
i made some real owns in that last thread
which one was your favourite?
>>145316146
nice face retard
desu if I were in the IRC, I'd leave because of /pol/ posting, too. It's not funny, it's not clever, and most /pol/ posters are just mindless sheep citing outdated or outright dishonest statistics.
mfw half cries about /pol/ posting LOL
desu :3
>>145316283
>mfw
>>145316146
>>145316283
>92 seconds apart
why are you so angry
>>145316123
you have a waifu and its a literal prostitute
>>145316146
>>145316283
pootis
>>145316202
this
mfw I'm a raging bull
>>145316382
I don't have a waifu. That's for weeaboo degenerates
She ain't a prostitute. She's was an adult film actress
>>145316346
he's angry because he's poor
>>145316509
>She's was
this is what happens when you let mexicans try to learn english
>>145316509
>She ain't a prostitute. She's was an adult film actress
they both do the same thing: fuck random dudes for money. many of them get stds as well.
mfw I'm angry and poor
|Dotsy| i dont hate niggers
>>145315936
Everything I post is from tumblr, anon.
I'm always angry.
>>145317084
Well jeez I think I only get angry in game when I spectate a player on my team standing in one spot for more than 5 seconds
I figure most players should have an idea of what to do on map going into it rather than figuring it out as they play
>>145317081
i mean tumblrinas
c'mon shuckle
>>145317759
Shuckle has always been a fujoshi, though.
will pay in hats for someone to give me an exercise routine and diet to follow
shuckle isn't eve a k00l d00d why are you replying
>>145316589
She's since retired, though. The "'s" is just me rush swyping since I'm working
>>145316629
You're thinking of bitches out on the corner at 3 am. Sophie Dee was an A- star in her profession. She's more of an escort of the whore tiers
>>145317915
do thisid/me
you can pay in cute dick pics instead
Someone please explain this.
daily reminder that geel is a kike and the 5cr4p tf staff is full of furries, bronies and autist shit
Didn't this guy just try to Jew someone else on here? Is this one of you tfaggots2gs?
>>145318115
at the bottom right of your screen there is one of these things and it shows how many images have been posted
>>145318115
ctrl+f "meme"
post how many after thread is overmeme meme meme meme meme
>>145317915
You don't really need to follow a super strict diet, just cut down on foods with excessive sugar/fat and try to keep track of how many calories you need to eat per day.
>>145318115
Does saying meme to intentionally throw off the meme count for memery's sake count toward the meme counter?
>>145318247
Forgot pic lol
>>145318247
>>145318424
Yep
>>145318105
>>145318414
why wont anyone spoonfeed me for hats
i dont want to do it by myself
*wags tail*
>>145318572
I know it's hard taking that first step, but after a couple of weeks of detox from your shitty diet and fast food, you'll feel a whole lot better.Go ask /fit/.
>>145318572
Drink lots of water and eat less
*awoos*
Thoughts, /tf2g/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7g-bDht5Ao&feature=youtu.be
>>145318565
These fucking....
Skinheads
Hate 'em
>>145318798
must be nice living in place where you can walk around shoeless
>>145318798
This is pretty catchy.
>>145318798
I like what they did to Demoman
Scouts
>>145318989
No one walks around shoeless by choice, especially not in a third world country. Also, I guess mass banning the Russians didn't fix 4chan.
Lannisters
>>145319196
They could choose to steal some shoes if they wanted
>>145319429
meh yourself?
meh me
>>145319196
speak for yourself city boy
>>145319430
he is
>>145319453
From who? It's the third world.
>>145317859
yeah but not one of those filthy non bathing tumblrites that spergs about gender and stuff
>>145318565
oh shit this dude lives in my state
I could hunt him down
>>145319745
Come on, someone has to own a pair of shoes over there
hunt me
>>145319878
If they did, they wouldn't be living in a third world country.
Daily reminder that the Third World was not labelled to show what nations are less developed, but was part of a descriptor for whether a nation was Capitalist, Communist, or Other.
You keep using those words, I don't think you know what they mean
This is a first world general. I'm proud of us.
>Due to the complex history of evolving meanings and contexts, there is no clear or agreed-upon definition of the Third World.[1] Some countries in the Communist Bloc, such as Cuba, were often regarded as "Third World". Because many Third World countries were extremely poor, and non-industrialized, it became a stereotype to refer to poor countries as "third world countries"
Stop trying to sound so smart, it makes you look dumb. Anyone can copy-paste from Wikipedia, I just did it myself.
my tf2gfu said he loves me more than freedom
what did he mean by this
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Sunday :)
there is only 1 world...............the human world :)
>tf2g - Team Fortress 2 General
>posts are about communism and third world countries
nice
oh
It means he would be willing to move to your filthy communist shithole just to be with you.
>>145320449
oh yeah, Wikipedia, the reliable source of academic information
>>145320512
what about the animal world.... ?
>>145320656
the planet belongs to humans
animals can all fuck off
>filthy communist shithole
:s
>>145320704
oh
*fucks off*
>>145319153
i love hurt
>>145320618
>Cites wikipedia
>Acts smug when wikipedia is cited right back at him
I could go through the effort of digging up the source on the claim considering it's linked right there, but nah, too much effort just to prove how dumb someone is.
The best defense is a level 3 sentry behind yard
>>145321265
I find it's easier to defend the intelligence as a soldier. In my experience people know how to deal with stationary sentry guns but a good soldier is always difficult to deal with.
>>145321421
>yard
>ctf map
i love kill
oh
>>145321583
Yeah I have no idea what yard is so I'm just replying with what I know
>>145321069
When did I cite Wikipedia my dude?
>>145320886
Bless you for your Jughead. #1 best comic character ever created
why isn't it ok to cite wikipedia
doesn't it have citations at the bottom
>>145322209
Yeah. It's just people being told in college/high school that they can't cite Wikipedia and are too dumb to cite Wikipedia's sources instead.
>>145322012
The part where you rephrased what is essentially the summary of the first paragraph of that article on third world countries.
>>145322373
What kind of hangup do you have where someone couldn't possibly be educated and on a message board?
That's a gem stored away from over five years ago so thanks, I'm glad it was still pretty accurate to what WIki said
most (80%) wiki citations doesnt have a scientifical foundation and shouldnt be considered a trusty source of information IF youre writing an scientifical article or something
>>145322565
This ain't a scientific article, it's an argument on 4chan. Wikipedia should more than suffice.
>>145322209
>>145322373
The citations are as factual as limewire torrent filenames
>>145322676
exactly
>>145318720
>>145318784
i already mostly only drink water
>>145322719
I rarely ever got mislabelled files on Limewire, though. Even that r@ygold I nabbed before I knew better turned out to be legit.
>>145322771
But what about the actual food you eat?
What kind of source do you want. Do you want me to tell you that a little bird flew down on to the podium and whispered in my ear. Do you have to have everything verified, or do you play percentages and data. Analyse what there is as far as evidence and you will get the probability if the factual data. Use that grey matter data storage device that was sparked into life when you realized your self awareness and you can discover vast awareness around you. There doesn't need to be a source for the understanding of the data.
>>145318798
thanks for this i posted it in two discords i hang out in
>>145323061
i hope you get banned from both
>>145322854
i eat bread and chicken and then cereal sometimes
>>145323174
How much do you weigh? What's your height?
>>145322939
H-hey man, wanna sit down? Have a drink of water?
>>145323174
literally both ingredients to bulking up
combining grains with meats/dairy usually does this
>>145323453
*my dude
sorry, fixed
>>145323438
what else am i supposed to eat then
i want to eat healthy
eat THIS
>>145323535
You are eating healthy. Maybe it's that you're not getting enough exercise? Also, I'm sure >>>/fit/ could help more than we could.
>>145323535
fruits and vegetables
instead of eating 1 chicken, you can eat half a chicken with carrots/potatoes/bell peppers/whatever
youll feel as full and you haven't eaten too much of one food category
you can replace cereal with an apple or a banana
balanced diet is important etc etc
http://goo
.gl/forms/XabgfYQqvAaf9tz43
>>145323807
What about Hoovy
What will Hoovy eat
>>145323926
balanced sandvich is important
>>145323858
>14-18
>18-21
>21-25
>25-30
>30-35
what are you supposed to pick if you're 18, 21, 25 or 30
>>145324061
>not being a wizard
end your existence
>>145324061
are you just turned 18
pick 14-18
did you turn 18 a while ago
pick 18-21
hf
my response has been recorded
i think
>>145324154
oh
i turn it in november
>>145323716
i don't get any exercise whatsoever lol
>>145323807
but that stuff goes bad in like a day, how am i supposed to shop that often
>>145324226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5FAAglxS4
>>145324837
Do you not have a refrigerator? Also, they don't spoil quite that fast.
>>145323858
why am i not able to add a comment to my submission?
i want to put "fuck you sops you are a disgusting underage faggot please stop posting here"
why can't i do that?
>>145324837
do you have a fridge?
you can keep literally everything for weeks in a fridge
bananas dont have to be there because theyre bananas and they only spoil in like a week if you buy them green and leave them on the counter
i dont exercise either and im not really fat but i have a thin layer of squishy on my belly
>>145324936
>>145325017
>bananas don't spoil in like 2 days
confirmed for never buying bananas
organic ones spoil faster too
>>145324962
I was gonna say that too but I thought your stupid little pea brain would get confused why I said "colon x"
>He fell for the organic meme
>>145325091
dude what are you talking about
i buy bananas like every other week and theyre okay
do you live in a hot/humid place?
>>145325139
>>145325178
no i was just comparing it to them, even the ones that aren't organic spoil in like 2 days
Daily reminder that bullying human is going for low hanging fruit and that you can do better.
What's the best secondary for Scout?
I find myself only using the Scattergun and melee, but never the pistol. Should I replace the pistol with Bonk soda or Mad Milk?
>>145325091
bananas take 2 weeks to spoil
they just get some dark spots on the peel but theyre fine otherwise
>>145325361
pistol > bonk > mad milk
do not reply if you don't know how to properly use bonk to block ubers
>>145325361
i use the winger sometimes
its good because you only need the pistol to finish someone off and 2-5 shots is usually enough so you save some time if you use the winger instead
also the jump bonus is superi think
>>145325410
>>145325636
Alright, thanks for the feedback.
Pistols are primarily for finishing off a player and kiting pyros right?
>>145325940
sure
you can also try to annoy a sniper if its like iron or something
>>145325940
or shooting enemy players at a distance
>>145326632
dotsy isn't cute
>>145326879
yes she is
>>145326879
why do you keep posting this
>>145326938
no he isn't
>>145327095
because you aren't
>>145327192
>you
>>145324942
he is not underage
I'm glad the thread died around now bc you fucks better be in a pub
jokes on you im in a bar :p
is drinking fun
This one time I went to a bar with my friend and a girl gave me a hug because I looked sad. True story.
lets just say anon is no longer a vigin ;)
>>145328514
At the same time, anon is still a virgin.
us epic redditors
is dotsy a virgin
im going to ASS RAPE dotsy
overwatch
>sand nig killed a whole bunch of fags
lmao
tf2 really is dead huh
x_x
>>145328927
yeah it's gonna be pretty dead until the new update.
Everyone else is bored with the lack of anything new or has moved onto overwatch
>>145329139
i don't like overwatch's idea of balancing things around switching heroes
like what's the point of skill if all you do is just go as dude B to kill dude A and its easier by default
>>145329139
so was it true when people said ow is the tf2 killer?
>>145329550
yeah but people in this general are delusional and claim it isn't true
do i watch melee or e3
I'm trying to watch the bethesda press conference but so far it's delayed
x3
>>145329550
People are already ragequitting Overwatch because they keep dying to McCrees and Widowmaker snipers.
Turns out, having FPS classes in a mobashit game make the shitters unhappy.
>wah McCree is a tank killer so OP
These are the same people that cry because they lose 1v1 fights against a Scouts as Heavy because they stand in the open with the minigun revved up and not expect to get owned for being stupid.
I can't bring myself to care about E3 this year. Just let me know if they announce TES VI so I can get my disappointment ready ahead of time.
when is skyrim 2 coming out
>>145330264
With my luck it'll be TES Online 2: Pay for Every Race edition.
So glad we don't have a rotating set of mercs on tf2 like they had on Super Monday Night Combat. Getting my triclops was hell.
>>145324942
>>145327467
he is a ripe young male ready for my big cock :3c
is bethesda really making tf3
No, that's Quake dumpass
Holy fuck bethesda has announced a new quake i hope it's as good as Q3A
oh
:s
120 frames with good graphics? I wish tf3 was also being announced :/
tf2 is so dead we can't even talk about tf2 to keep the thread alive
>We want the Overwatch audience
Oh boy, I can't wait.
They better not have classes, i want my fucking weapon pickups
>Unique abilities
Sounds like they want classes to me.
Fucking hell i was about to make big cums, i fucking loved Q3A in high school it was fucking great but if they're going to rape it to cash in on the ovewatch crowd i am going to be very upset
>>145330486
add him
>campaign for a fucking card game
Sounds more like they're trying to compete with DOTA, given that that's a bigger esport, but it's the same shit. Also fuck off with this free mobile shit, I want TES:VI.
went from 100000000 to 0 real quick
fuck that gay shit i just want classic quake back
You hyped me up with the fucking CLI you better deliver you fags
I WANT TO FRAG
>Having expectations for video games
I'm so sorry, Anon. Also, that Fallout 4 mod was completely underwhelming.
fr*g me
sops :3
>fallout 4 the incrible machine edition
>hey we're making a dlc that's basically fallout shelter but get fallout shelter for dlc
>we're trying to make the new vegas lightning strike again
>we're trying to cash in on the casualfags that liked skyrim again
I like Skyrim and all, even though as a game it was pretty terrible, but I hate the fanbase. TES:VI where?
Never because they will never get all the casual faggots that TES:V brought in. They can only casualise further
also TES:5 is up there with zelda when it comes to entry level RPGs
I started playing TES with Morrowind, though, and that'll always be my favorite. I just said I liked it. I will never not love the entire Reach region of Skyrim, though.
>>145332016
What defines an entry-level RPG? One that doesn't require a ren faire battle license?
t e a m f o r t r e s s 2
>They can only casualise further
they are companies whose goal is to make more money
i think
Something really popular and easy to get into, same can apply to anime or any sort of hobby really. IMO there's nothing really wrong with something being entry level, just because it's popular doesn't automatically make it not very good.
I bet valve is going to announce hl3 on E3 like a joke
If you want to discuss TF2 so much, start some TF2 discussion.
>>145332206
There's no definition but generally when something is "entry level" it's loved by a lot of people who also think they're hardcore nerds for liking it
Zelda, TES:V and pokemon fans all like to prattle off about how they're such nerds xd when in reality they're only at the surface, or, entry level of the things they like
>>145332469
So it's a buzzword for you to show off your hipster cred with, gotcha.
>>145332607
yes
1-3: Morrowind
4-7: Reinstall Oblivion
8-9: Skyrim
0: TF2
>>145332775
Fuck.
>>145332469
entry level means the basic thing that most people are introduced to in the genre
why is sops everywhere
>>145333071
he's a lonely fucker that tries to shoehorn himself into everything, that's why
im a lonely fucker
*is lonely fucker*
>>145318572
pay me in lewds
I'm still salty about quake
stay safe /tf2g/
I wonder if nintendo will do anything good at e3. Chances are probably not and it'll just be zelda U/NX
>>145333880
t. guy who is probably under 25 who thinks he is an old fag for playing quake live in the past year
fuck off retard
Doesn't Nintendo have their own special snowflake conference thingy this year?
>>145333127
hello dotsy
>>145334204
I used to play quake 3 arena all the time in the school library with a bunch of friends because i was a hopeless loser so no i'm not a quake live fag.
I just wanted to frag but if it's going to be overwatch with the quake brand slapped on I'm going to be pretty upset.
I just want fast paced fragging man.
>>145334523
who r u
am i a special snowflake
The Klebold Kalamity
The Klebold Katastrophe
The Klebold Klassic
Which will it be, anons?
>>145334636
A literallywho who apparently isn't allowed to complain about bethesda turning quake into overwatch because i wasn't born in 1985
>>145334654
you are not me
Do you think a TF2 update will come during E3 because of the video game theme of the time
>>145334662
>>145334662
the "use your name tag on a fucking weapon you dweeb, no one sees your hat in the killcam"
>>145335378
>>145335349
no, valve is still waiting for the overwatch hype to die down a bit. people are still playing the fuck out of it at the moment so if an update were released people would just completely miss it.
expect it probably around early july to mid august
Is team fortress classic a good game? How do i git gud at it?
>>145334662
name it "cool pottis hat" or smth my dude
>smth
*sucks your th*
New quake is going to kill tf2 now for real or is another overwatch?
Looks like garbo.
>>145335413
That's a good name.
wth we didnt eve see gmply lik hw cn u evn say tht
Valve did a great job making tf2, it really was worth the wait. Taking in account that the success of dota2/csgo comes from tf2 in some way...
How much do you want to bet Valve will make a TF2 gamemode where every class has an ultimate?
post em
>>145339690
i bet my entire inventory on no
>>145339690
Doesn't Mannpower already exist?
>>145339748
Fuck off with this shit.
>>145339690
Mannpower, not ultimates but some things in there are really op
I'm blazed
I dropped out of college
I'm going to walk the CDT
highlander is still masterrace
but srsly life is better without tf2 go outside nougats
^^bait do NOT reply
mfw i got the BEST cosmetic in the game
>>145339748
>>145341648
retard
vr is a fad
>>145342464
The way I see it vr will become common place and will be as common as headphones or smartphones
>>145342464
AR is boss
HL >>>>>>> 6s tbqh
>>145343272
i hope you get b& :^)
Which quake has best multiplayer?
>>145328953
this made me giggle
>>145343515
quake
>>145343272
grow up
>>145343515
i remember playing quake live when it was free and it was pretty fun but then i uninstalled because idk
now its worth $$$ and i wonder why they did that
am i worth $$$
>>145344008
Yes.
Buying humans for $26 each.
if both were being held at gunpoint, would you save human or 26dollar
