Poll Edition: goo.
gl/forms/rAYBxUF7c3f9Br3q1
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
1rd for loving life
seconbd for pottis
>5 posts early
>just a picture of the logo
>poll edition
>didn't link to the old thread
delet this
This game is frustrating to play when I'm lagging.
But that is largely a result of never using hitscan weapons.
>>145169675
>loves life
>defends faggotry
Something doesn't add up here...
rate my hours boyshonest opinions only please
thanks
I've finally figured out how to click heads in tf2. The trick is to follow your target for at least a second instead of trying to fo epic flickshots. I've been hitting heads like a crazy for the last few days now
>>145171064
epic/10
it makes me irrationably angry when people type [tf2g] or |tf2g| instead of /tf2g/
i've never seen anyone do it but i'll do it now just to piss you off
what's up my [tf2g] friends
>>145171368
it's in the op you \tf2g\ nerd
>>145171064
*sniffs baguette*
>>145171413
shut the fuck up {tf2g} smartass
man i sure do love browsing ¿tf2g?
Man #tf2g# will argue about fucking anything.
>>145170965
What faggotry do I defend?
>spy mains
>mains
>team fortress two players
>people who are still alive
>humans
you guys are so fucking bored
>sentient beings that aren't bored
I want a Degreaser
I have a Tomislav
I want some Pyro Items
Steam Id: Baron De Coveinight
you're a really big faggot
use stock or stop shitting up servers with your presence
>>145173189
you can rent weapons from the ingame mann co store for a week for free.
you can also trade 1:1 weapons with bots at scrap.tf or scrapbank.me
I want people to do MvM and Overwatch with
id/BasedViva
/tf2g/ is some weak ass shit
>maining a highlander class
ask reddit you retard, nobody here wants to play with you
>>145174124
uh, so any of the 9 tf2 classes?
>>145174250
yeah
>>145174250
play csgo shitnerd
>>145174370
2boring
i like quake
im about the constant thrill you get in arena fps
>>145174483
so not tf2
russia stop ban evading
>>145175102
Russia smells
>this thread
so tf2g has completely lost it then?
>wanna main sniper
>can't accept that i am 1 of 6 snipers in our team and doesnt helping at all
>keep playing footfetish guy
>>145176871
just be a good sniper and nobody will care
like it bemuses me how we can have 4 snipers and 3 spies whilst their heavy walks it in 2 points
>>145176998
i can't be good if i don't practice sniper at all. i can't practice because feel shame for being useless semi-f2p player.
>>145176871
If you are in a pub practicing go ahead but if you arent, you should change class.
>>145177581
i don't care just shoot the damn heavy
>>145177581
practice on cp_orange
>>145177725
Once i miss 6 shoots on enemy heavy which not even tried to avoid my bullets.
>>145177992
point GUN at MAN
press the bullet button
easy
If you can't carry a pub as any class, you aren't ready to dedicate yourself to a class.
>>145176871
dude seriously there's no reason to care about being useful in a pub
do whatever you want
play nice, play soldier
>>145178191
This sounded mean I'm sorry I mean more like just enjoy playing the game until you are good enough. Your opinion on what you want to main may change and it will be for the better.
>>145178374
It's too easy.
>>145178612
i bet you cant even roll out on a single map
>>145178813
play wid*wm*k*r in *v*rw*ch
>>145178707
I don't need this shit on pub.
>>145178953
that they're a big gay brony retard tranny
>>145178953
i am a gril look at me
>>145179180
every class is easy in a pub
>>145179274
im a new yorker
its demanded that im rude
>>145179284
engineer can be hell
>>145179439
why?
>>145179521
engineer can be annoying in pubs because its a class that really benefits from teamwork and if your team is legitimately brain damaged like 90% of pub players....
>>145179284
Oh ur an compfag. Sorry i thought you are hetero.
>>145179938
>i do enjoy dicks
But that's gay anon, don't do this
>>145179938
I am not suprised.
>>145179675
the "im bad cause i want to be" argument.. hmmm interetesting...
>>145179284
Engineer and medics are more difficult in pubs than in lobbies, because like >>145179648 said, most players in pubs have zero game sense and mostly don't care for their teammates at all. Engi and medic are extremely fun and extremely satisfying and rewarding classes to play only when your teammates aim properly and have a decent idea of what they're doing. This said, playing Engi and Medic on pubs where most players ignore their duties can be really educational for unexperienced players.
i want a dispenser here
>be spy
>miss a stab and get caught in sure death situation
>surrounded by enemies
>right click
>75% damage reduction, speed boost and invisibility at the cost of like 15 health
>can survive crit rockets
>can survive fully charged sniper headshot
>can win a 1 on 1 battle with any class because of ambassador
dead ringer requires skill guys spy is a hard class
>>145185274
>dead ringer is op
holy pubs
>>145185274
Dead Ringer is the ultimate refutation of what Spy should be in TF2. It's pretty sad that even most Spy "mains" (I'm afraid to call them this way, they probably don't deserve this title) are appalling whenever they use stock inv watch.
>>145185737
even top level players struggle to do well as invis watch against players with half a brain
spy is shit
>>145186187
Spy isn't shit, it's just that most people don't know how to play Spy.
I love sitting here at work attempting to trade bots. If I could craft my metal together it would recognize I'm offering it what it wants...
every game is some shitty soldier with their 200 hour friend pocketing them dominating the entire team how is that fun for anyone. also how do you have two medics and die 12 times fucking shitters this game brings my piss to a boil
>>145187330
FEEL it, USE the hype
fucking baby ass niggers i swear any time i play with friends we just click random and play we don't just play soldier or demo with kritzkrieg and vacc up their ass i hate that shit so much. kill yourself shitters
Just joined Iron (just started comp so I assumed it was best to at least do 1 season in the lowest level) and on my team I've been consistently outscoring our Scout in matches and I'm a pyro. Is this a bad sign?
>>145189285
Yessir. And for only $40. It's really fun
>>145189973
I'm not Gabriel. I'm Christopher
>>145189973
I'd love it if that's how the fans truly treated Gaben.
Viva have you done much tweaking the controls? I've been a big fan for how you can turn the d-pads into buttons, I just wish they didn't limit it to the 4 d-pad directions, I love my 8 button wheel
why do compfags join pubs I just want to have fun without playing against people with 10000 hours who have medic up their ass I hate this game so much fuck off back to your dead tf2center
this kid is PISSED
just get good my dude
>>145191183
I think it's to warm themselves up for compfagging
>>145191418
what good does playing a power class with a pocket medic against retards do other than inflate your ego and farm strange kills
>>145191894
stop complaining about people who play the game and stop being a shitter so you don't get stomped
>>145191894
It's not about the reactions of their opponents. It's about retuning yourself to small things like the time delay between reloads or the degree of a flick for a rocket jump. Look for a different pub, there are tons that have fun players bug sometimes it takes two or three servers to find them
>visible skill improvement
>>145189849
Guys, is this a big deal or no? Shouldn't scout outscore pyro by a lot?
>>145193786
fuck off bbb
What the fuck are you talking about we don't post replies
>>145193943
hi dotsy
>>145193786
this post is heinous please end your life
>>145194291
Eric how come you hate Viva, why aren't you guys hanging out
>>145194495
no i like viva hes cool
im constantly calling people fag boys for talking about filtering him
time to filter barkley
>>145173925
how do you 1:1 weapons? I only can find the option to scrap my shit
>>145195226
go to buy weapons, select the weapon you want from whatever bot and then on the top right there are 2 options, one is pay with metal and the other pay with items. select pay with items
>>145195006
My mistake I thought it was like a New York brawl fest or something
>>145196596
Because he's a smart guy, not beholden to image or preconceptions of how he should arm himself.
>>145194114
i am not dotsy
Why do I buy /tf2g/?
>>145197258
us dinner *winkey face*
>>145197279
>>145197289
>>145197318
>>145197362
>>145197390
id?
>>145197419
add me
/id/stary
>>145197453
>>145197480
sent
>>145197419
id/MrMuselk
>>145196596
Are there ppl who don't use the Luger?
>>145197419
id/xionxang
>>145197419
id/smokey-kun
>>145197480
I meant fuck yeah
>>145197362
>>145197453
>>145197480
>>145197572
>>145197626
>>145197704
Thanks for the (You)'s
Have some backnow what do I buy I have no idea
>>145197997
you are dirt cheap
Who else is feelin the hype
You people aren't giving me good answers to my question
I can't buy someone for only $19
i'm pretty cheap
i'd let you buy me for less
>>145198906
Id ask for id again but all Id get is memes
If you can't immediately think of something to spend that money on, just save it, retard. Steam summer sales are coming up soon, anyway.
>>145199117
Im a poorfag that cant run any game from 2010 on, so I dont give a shit about summer sales
>>145198068
>people still get hyped for all-class hats
>>145199218
do you have the binding of isaac
it's pretty cheap and cool
New games aren't the only ones that go on sale, and there's plenty of interesting indie games that don't have rigorous requirements.
>>145199291
I do
>>145199293
Indie games are 90% of the time utter shit
>>145199363
do you haveundertale
>>145199474I doI got it the week it came out, I didnt know what it would turn into
I love indie games.
I love almost everyone.
>>145199549
papers please? terraria? hotline miami?
Pro tip that steam sales are just as worth the wait as a torrent is and just as if not more free
I got binding of Isaac years ago, and any time I want to update it there will always be a horde of gaymers ready to upload it for me
>>145199772
Shit
Overhyped 2D minecraft
I dont like it
>>145199281
He's not taking the bait. Throw a bigger one in
>>145199889
well fuck you then buy some anime game or some shit i don't know
either save or waste it on dumb shit
maybe just buy keys or something from the community market
Buy hotline Miami to sell to the summer /v/ flood of kids who can't buy it themselves. They eat it up
>>145199775
lol poorfag
>>145200069
Anime and Anime posters are garbage
I was going for community market shit in the first place
I don't mind pirating games, but I also like supporting the devs of games I really like by buying them.
>>145200069
Now Is the time ppl are trying to sell keys
>>145200270
i dont like their posts but lol
>>145200195
So do something more genuine than handing Valve the money. Look up the real Devs, don't wait for the summer sale like a coupon loving housewife
>>145200270
wew lad
>>145200270
God damn are you mad.
>>145200354
Sorry, I'm also a cheapass.
>>145197951
buy a life faggot
Daily reminder that the worker is so separate from the product of his labor that it has become a mere abstract to him, or even worse: yet another product for him to covet
>>145171064
I have less hours as spy, and I've still had a longer kill streak than you.
post snipers
>>145200384
>buys Humble Bundles
>is not humble himself
pottery
>>145177581
Practice in a practice server.
>>145200814
>>145200814
whoops forgot my image
all you morons in the /qa/ thread are going to get banned you know lmao
>>145201786
>he thinks just because its /vg/ it means that global rules dont apply
lmao
>>145201845
but i never said that
please lurk more before posting
>>145201845
>Being this new
bait do not reply
>>145202402
>being this much of an internet policeman
BASED MODS
THANK YOU
beards killed tf2
if you wear beard cosmetics please uninstall
>mfw i have beards on all of my loadouts
how do i uninstall 8 times?
I don't like the way most beards look in this game.
>>145202950
viva la mods
>>145203047
damn that's high res
add a caption and it's perfect
It's cute to me you guys play this game still when Overwatch is a thing
R u poor
what the h*ckis
I know you guys say jewing is dead, but any sly tips for unusual trading? So far I've only been able to come up with a couple ProTips
likeCheck the history, you might not care about dupes but people will still try to use it against you
Assume they're trying to rinse you and show as little interest in their wares as you can without losing them. Never say you like what they have or they'll try to convert your interest into profit
Keep an eye out for hats that are going allclass
Only buy good'n'low
so Viva was the Human poster all along?
>>145202797
What do you mean
>>145203192
no i just don't like how a guy can sit still and get frags and it's justified by being able to switch heroes
being screwed because he picked a and you picked b is absolutely dumb
its more comparable to chess desu
>>145203192
i actaully am turned away from overwatch because of how many people come everyday into the threads to feel superior because they're playing a game that's similar to a game other people are playing.
it's kind of getting boring now.
>>145203497
My beef is how many friends I have who play it and want to talk about their play of the game video.
like
my dude this is like watching a vine of cosplayers playing football, good for you but why show the guys who
Don't
Play
this game
>>145202950
Did I?
>>145204017
its no good
>>145198068
Late, but still.
i hate the trading community
i hope valve stops selling tf2 keys so trading will die
>>145203207
Whenever somebody shows little interest in my wares I end the conversation. Either you want something and we're trading or we're not trading.
The best advice I can give you is to only buy hats you actually like yourself. That way you'll do a better job of selling it, you'll be happier for the time it takes you to sell the hat, and you won't generally try to quicksell the shit.
>>145204616
ooo mr krabs
i hope i die
>>145205009
Yeah I hear that. I've been going on a 'catches my eye' mentality. Smoking Waxy Wayfinder mite b sht but I got it hella cheap, had fun playing with it for a couple days, and sold it for another unusual at a profit. Not a huge profit but I had fun B]
I get it now. A game full of dudes shooting each other is what everyone is here for. Now everything that's been happening in this general makes sense!
>>145200814
he's in there
>>145205457
Ha ha this takes me back
*puts you on my knee bc you are clearly a small baby man*
I remember when your Paw-paw got excited for the new tf2 updates constantly, before all of the Meet-The videos came out. Everyone was guessing what all the rambunctious gun clickers were gearing up to do. Your paw-paw kept asking for new weapons and balances, and the Valve delivered some days. Others, not so much.
*rubbing belly*
Even still, I go in the Ol Pubs to see who's clicking a gun, boomin' a headshot, dispensin' a sandwich. It's still going on, though all the pub goers are little tiny baby men now!
Like you!
>>145206015
Consider suicide.
>>145206015
I thought I had it figured out but this post just ruined that idea.
>>145206461
Strong words from such tiny baby men!
>Janitor deletes shitposting
>Thread dies
Daily reminder that /vg/ was a mistake.
>>145209108
Daily reminder that the worker is so removed from their product etc
>>145210029
i dpnt understand
>>145210116
What do you mean?
Ppl should be banned for itposting
He means that the janitors don't understand what they actually moderate.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1c/Soldier_robot27.wav?t=20111028121130
>>145210589
It's just people posting random bullshit and erotic roleplaying, they could hand out bans randomly and the quality of the thread would not be affected in any significant way.
>>145172470
Literal faggots
Gays
Queers
Homosexuals
The least life giving things on tbe planet next to murder
how come I can see my spray but no one else can
>>145213843
because you're playing on valve servers you fool
>>145213902
i can see my friends spray. maybe its bc i already saw it on other servers
>>145214014
Yes, valve servers have user uploads to them turned off, so they do not distribute your spray. They do not stop you from seeing sprays you already have downloaded
>tfw quantum crouching outside the map
>Pubbies go ballistic when they get locked in spawn getting shot through the floor
>They can't votekick me because they're on the opposite team
>Nobody on my team will votekick me because they don't know where the fuck I am
who are you quoting
>>145214153
Alright, I see. That's gay as hell
>>145214157
you don't need to know where someone is to votekick themwhat map and how do
>>145214643
I'd say it probably involves a displacement field and getting through it
>>145215013
>>>>>>>what map
>>145214643
Half the maps in the game let you quantum crouch out with Engineer. Almost anywhere with an indoor ceiling (where said ceiling is thin and prevents you from getting outside the map) will work.
>Pick Engineer
>Build level 3 sentry
>Quantum crouch (crouch, walk off ledge, uncrouch in air, crouch again while still in midair and hold it)
>Sentry jump while quantum crouching
>Place teleporter exit above ceiling while in the air
Also they don't votekick me because they can't find me, and thus can't verify I'm "hacking".
The way quantum crouching works is your first-person POV is from standing (and most elements like shooting and building placement will work accordingly), but your world model appears to be crouching (and has collision/hitboxes) to match). Even if you don't want to get outside the map you can use it to shoot over small outcrops without being seen.
Would you a cadaver Sniper?
>>145215491
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/41/Engineer_yes02.wav?t=20100709023153
i see *eats dick*
i have so many items i don't want but i'm too lazy to list them all on backpack.tf
help
>Angry Birds movie was about undocumented immigrants (pigs) "culturally enriching" the bird community before stealing their infants and trying to kill them
/pol/ is always right.
My dog has an angry birds toy.
>>145219512
I liked Animal Farm better
dotsy isn't cute
>>145220806
>still posting this when no one talks about her
why? she clearly stopped with wanting attention
>she
No such thing as girls on tf2g, kids
what about me
you're cute
>>145221092
I am not a girl
you're not cute
>>145221428
prove it
>>145221437
How? Even the generic waifus over at /tesg/ look better.
>>145221437
>>145221892Or as hard as mine for Sophie Dee
>>145222104
did i give you permission to reply to me
please excuse him hes autistic and does not understand social cues
>>145222459
Basically, you just did by replying. Thanks
>Repeatedly insists he's a normie
>While browsing the autism containment board on 4chan and bragging about which porn star he beats it to
I don't understand.
he also responds to literally any bait
watch
dotsy isn't cute
..
i wish my tf2gfu was online
>check pubs
>literally nothing but 2fort and upwards
Dear God what have we become
im online
*is not your tf2gfu*
*sads*
Nothing beats a sentry
*is hurt*
sorry
*heals you&
>jump maps as demo
i dont feel good
(Voice) me: Thanks!
*is healed*
where does it not feel good?
fuck sprays are so fuckin glitchy
it doesnt feel good anywhere
[21:50] <nebbie> its hard to focus with anime girls singing sweet nothings into my ear and worrying about my dad walking in and throwing a rock at me for having anime shit on my screen
These are the irc dwellers
i can make you feel good
how
(Voice) Based Viva: Fucking Degenerates
juist come play overwatch there's even genjis everywhere missing their melee swings and not changing class you'll feel at home
i dont have overwatch
ill buy it for you whats your steam
id/epicgirl1998
*massages your shoulder*
you seem really tense
im too scared to add you
oh
>>145226229
overwatch is not on steam, it's on battle.net an internet-based online gaming, digital distribution, and digital rights management platform developed by Blizzard Entertainment. Battle.net was launched on November 30, 1996, with the release of Blizzard's action-role-playing video game Diablo.
>>145204850
>i hope valve stops selling tf2 keys so trading will die
The fact that they're currency means that nobody actually uses the keys. Majority of keys are probably passed on from one trader to another until maybe one day it gets to be the lucky target of an unboxing for an old crate since new crates come with their own keys.
anyone want to play mvm
ive never played that game mode
t. compfag
I want to play MvM. Post ID?
i would play mvm but i'm too poor to afford a ticket
i have an untradable ticket but i dont want to play mvm
>>145227413
yeah I'll post my id so that you can critique every little thing about my profile if you actually wanted to play you would have posted yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDgmXgOGkA
>matchmaking is fair and balanced
critique every little thing about my profile
>>145227604
I just want to shoot robots, mann. Usually the person asking to play posts their ID first. That is the protocol.
>>145221437
i HATE it
>>145219071
just give them to me
1 v 1 me mario_kart All-ults
when pinto and sops banter in the irc at each other its so cute
What stuff would go well with Salty Dog hat on Pyro?
>>145231186
a trash can
>whole team is spies and snipers
>literally now way to get out of spawn without getting blown to bits
>"hey can someone pls go a power class"
>not a single respone
>mfw
>>145231312
find a server with better people in it
I'm glad I don't play Overwatch. It doesn't look fun.
fuck overwatch desu
^this desu senpai baka
am i a baka
anon-san baka!
baka! baka! baka!
x.x
does dotsy have a boyfriend
no one would want to date someone as rude as dotsy
overwatch is really cool and im sad im not playing with you and that we arent closer but if we would you'd probably hate me cause im an insufferable faggot
i heard dotsy shot her last boyfriend because she was rude
>>145199889
Holy shit, you have the worst taste in video games ever, just end your gaymen career faggot
taste me
>>145233105
>being this obsessive over an internet "girl" that you get so angry that you have to constantly post about "her"
dotsy has a penis
im constant
>>145233105
where did dotsy touch you to make you this mad
>>145233630
>>145233534
>>145233527
>>145233405
>>145233257
>>145233156
lol you faggots, we get it, you want to be social and feel important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a 'conversation' so that someone can finally listen and hear your whining because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're unemployed dullards without any real friends or any kind of social interaction outside of the internet who use 4chan to get the attention you dont get at home. fuck off with your roleplaying or whatever the fuck it is, stop shitting up the thread with your garbage. no one gives a shit about you, not in real life and not here either. you are wasting everyone's bandwidth, you pathetic excuses for human beings.
>>145233780
literally this
everyone should kys yourselves
>>145233780
this kid is PISSED
>>145234040
why does the gif crash
>>145234095
i don't know
i tried opening it in gif viewer and it looped normally
i wonder how this works
>>145233780
don't feed the trolls
In fully tf2-related news I'm selling pro killstreak kits. Possible tf2g discounts.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/114321
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/183549
xd
>>145234616
wtf
is panic attack the worst possible sidegrade for every class?
i just can't find a reason to equip it
anyone know how to idle TF2 (or other steam games) without actually running the game?
>>145234616
you disgusting wigger
>>145234765
>panic attack
>always bad
hello r/tf2
>Want to clean up something on the wiki
>it's super complicated to edit
>>145234665
ktr1ck3d
>>145234867
wtf dude
>>145234616
why link to your outpost if your trades are closed?
>>145234867
why would i be from reddit for having an opinion
panic attack is just plain terrible and if you think its usable on any scale except for killing f2p engies then i feel seriously bad for you
>>145234765
go to mid really fast with rocket jumps and bomb the enemy gamers with a hitscan surprise
>>145234995
>panic attack is just plain terrible and if you think its usable on any scale except for killing f2p engies then i feel seriously bad for you
straight outta iron ugc hl
>>145235051
>secondary deals more damage than primary
what game are we talking about?
>cant post in /adv/
Nice game guys
what's in /adv/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iTuiFj48wn
tfw no jizzbag dullard pathetic excuse for a human being bf
am i a jizzbag dullard pathetic excuse for a human being
>>145235118
yes it makes more sense to use the rocket jumper as you will not be using them to do damage
i hear dotsy's available
>>145236053
yeah i guess that works but then your primary doesn't deal any damage
>>145234905
>figure out how to edit it, mostly
>would have to deal with some minor translation
I guess it's fine how it is...
https://www.strawpoll.me/10462355
if you are will you go out with me
lol who is banny
who the fuck is benny?
who am i
you are the worst poster in one of the worst generals
I was reading some previous threads and someone mentioned that someone named "Vipes" use to "brag about his items that he had no part in making" and that everything on his workshop he didn't do.
Can someone clear this up? What's all this shit about.
Please r8 me
>>145237258
>non strange starduster
poor
>>145237258
>no real theme
>just showing off wealth
0/10
>>145237258
you could have bought overwatch for that kind of money lmao fucking dumbass wasting money on a dying game
>>145237258
>unusuals on sniper
>random shit
>razorback
0/10
>>145237324
>>145237338
>>145237404
>>145237427
All jelly as fuck
>>145237175
something something, stolen models something.
this
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=658491071
is stolen from something from Gmod Tower, and uploaded without credit, saying he made it.
>>145237570
No, I just don't throw my most expencive items on a loadout and call it a day.
>>145237570
are you good as the sniper
>>145237258
you're the kind of guy that i taunt after headshotting then you spend the rest of the game targeting me and getting no kills on my team
>>145237258
That loadout sucks.
>>145237857
While having a theme, it does hurt to look at
4/10
>>145237175
Literally nobody gave a shit then and literally nobody gives a shit now.
stay safe /tf2g/
*doesn't*
>>145237857
>professional killstreak SMG
10/10
>>145237175
that was about a_guardian not vipes
>>145238743
it shows the eye effect if you get kills with primary or melee
still fucking useless as shit
i'm going to WIN
>>145238761
a_guardian mentioned vipes though saying it was vipes that was doing it. That's where I'm confused
nerf THIS
There's a heavy and a medic camping your spawn room! What do you do?
>>145239003
he's trying to redirect the hate into vipes
wouldn't be surprised if he was the vipes poster, would make sense since he's probably jelly of vipes
>>145239213
ah, ok.
>>145239084
kill them
>>145239468
Violence is never the answer. Try Again.
>>145239213
Someone was sperging out because i posted with a selfmade and complaining about how i just jump on items to try to get self mades.
Which i dont do, and have even been uncredited on stuff i have worked on.
People threw a fit over vipes and his stolen assets for gmod.
Pretty sure its the same guy that has been very vocal about me being a shitlord since i got an item in.
The closest i have come to bragging is occasionally posting with a self made equipped, and when i complained like 3 times that i couldn't accept my self mades due to shitty truck stop internet.
Took like 2 weeks to finally get my sparkles.
>>145239932
But Vipes didn't steal anything from Gmod. Or anything at all.
>>145239084
press num_4 (demoman)
>>145239036
skillfully frag them
>>145239932
what item did you make ?
>>145240543
He ported a team rocket hat to gmod and people flipped their shit.
I think pretty much everyone has forgotten about that now though.
At least they don't hate him as much.
>>145241739
The insulated inventor.
Night night, kids
>>145242045
wow nice
i guess im a bit late for congratulations but whatever
why do people piss their pants for self-mades anyways
this was such a long time ago sheesh
honestly im surprised the creator of the banana hat isn't segregated from the whole tf2 community for creating that abomination
>>145242045
Correction. He made the hat originally. He then gave it to a mod called Gmod Tower. Months later he refined the model and uploaded it to the TF2 Workshop.
Since people can't into read, they thought he stole the model from an addon.
>>145242476
Thanks. Im just glad people like it.
The best feeling is making stuff that people like.
And its mostly sparkles and the fact that you get paid.
And iirc he made it as a joke.
And then it somehow got added.
>>145242594
Yea, its something like that.
I don't really care though.
I dont play gmod, and why get angry that someone stole a free thing and ported it to gmod?
I dont even care when people to do it stuff ive made.
Maybe if it was a paid mod or something.
Just not actually a big deal.
>>145242797
People got angry because they thought he stole a model and claimed he made it. When in reality he actualy did make it. It was back when selfmades were real srs-biz
>>145243049
You don't get self mades for gmod though.
I would more upset that he has an item in game that he concepted when its a basic idea.
Like how ned has a self made of the owl because he photoshopped an owl onto snipers shoulder.
Even then though i doubt he got much from the chulo, and it was absolutely terrible until it got remade.
>>145243261
No, learn to read.
Vipes made hat
Vipes gave hat to GMTower
Vipes remade hat
Vipes uploaded hat to TF2 Workshop
People got mad thinking hat on workshop was stolen from Gmod
The self made is for TF2, not Gmod. People were mad because they thought he stole a model from a well known mod and uploaded it to the TF2 Workshop just for a selfmade and money.
>>145243510
The hat even says that it's made by Vipes on Gmod Tower. People are dumb.
EXPLAIN
>>145243510
Oh shit he did upload it to the tf2 workshop didnt he.
And what you are complaining about would be reading comprehension.
>>145243659
What is there to explain? Welcome to the user-controlled free market. Please enjoy your stay.
mfw i cry
Maybe if you didn't cry so much, you'd be an actually semi-decent human being.
I think that the winglet is a very talanted and funny sfm maker
*teleports behind you*
heh..
*hugs you*
mfw i PROTECT you
and this time.... its personell
Is being called a try hard an insult or a compliment?
Why does the game always get laggy as fuck at night
try THIS
*is hard*
>>145247391
it's meant as an insult, but it's really stupid
how much does my tf2gfu hate me
who's your tf2gfu :o
26dollar
>>145248992
I love you :x
>>145249068
why
im boring
Tbh the mayann update looks a billion times better than the shitty invasion update because this time the themed cosmetics actually look not shit
>this server is protected by source mod anti cheat
This suddenly came up one on a server I go to regularly. Never used anything except an achievement cheat.
Am I toast?
>>145249198
I hope this one makes it into the game
>>145249198
This one is so good!
>>145249748
Yeah the mayan mythical monster cosmetics are the total shit. This is the one case i don't mind ARTSTYLE because they actually look good
>>145249472 is also good but i'm 99% sure it was made for another update which didn't make the cut but it would still be nice to see it in mayan if it ever happens.
Is the Mayan thing confirmed or something
>>145169459
people that actually play pyro, like ever, like you you have ANY time as pyro you deserve to be shot in the head in front of your entire family
>>145250109
i think you need a hug
>>145250198
Careful, buddy, it scratches. You don't want a scratch from that one.
I have a theory
>>145250487
a GAME THEORY! Eh?;) :3c
>>145250487
they both have arms and legs
tf3 confirmed
my tf2gfu posted something on reddit a day ago
>>145251578
who is it
>>145251673
i dont want to say
>tfw most of your reddit comments are downvoted because you don't hugbox and circlejerk
good feel
Most of my reddit comments are upvoted because I'm not an asshole.
>>145251805
are you a dotsy
i noticed most of her recent comments were downvoted too
>>145251873
who
>>145251960
dotsy
>>145251578
>>145251873
is she your tf2gfu
>>145252059
n
my tf2gfu is a MAN
dotsy isn't cute
>>145252202
who is it
i will PROTECT the innocent
>>145252315
why do you want to know
:r
>>145252370
just wondering
>>145251873
what's his reddit name
mfw i SLEEP
mfw i goodnight KISS you
mfw i listen to KISS
I got banned by a 6's lobby and i don't know why :/
did you get repped or banned by the lobby leader?
>>145243659
>supply literally 10
Gee i wonder why
Every time I enter this thread, visit the blog, see any of the Meet the Team videos suggested on my youtube, it triggers a sharp throbbing pain on my right hand side of my brain. Like that spot right where the parietal lobe meets the frontal lobe.
This game really fucked me up
why thou
team fortess 2 is goodi've been waiting to admit this for a long time but sops is my crush!
>>145249472
lol it's the negev
that's actually funny as fuck
*yawns*
what's literally the worst time and day to play tf2
>>145259585
yurop daytime hours
>>145256694
do you think he knows
>>145259920
Shh, let the man dream.
>>145242437
Based Viva more like
Based LEAVA hahahahahahahahah gotted hahahahhaha
i just spent 1.5 hours waiting for a highlander lobby to fill up only for the leader to give up and the lobby to die.
This is what happens when you try playing video games during the dead hours in both Eurostan and America.
this is what happens when LOL HL.
Sunbeams or Scorching Flames?
>>145263383
scorching
what hat?
>>145263383
sunbeams every time
>>145263489
Some of shit-tier soldier hats.
>>145263495
I already got sunbeams and thinking about upgrading it. I don't like green colour but like alying bits particle effect.
>>145263651
get burning flames then
>>145263702
Only 2 of them and owners are not interested in selling of it.
>>145263789
get a good halloween effect
>>145263789
what hat do you wanna get? scorching might actually look really good if you dont paint all your other cosmetics lime
>>145263943
> halloween effect
> good
Anyway it's kinda hard to quicksell the hat and don't lose the half of the price. I'm looking for 1to1 trade with a sweats from my side.
>>145263971
Picreleated
>>145264303
What the fuck is it
>>145264960
robo helmet without a home?
>>145264960
Helmet without a home.
>>145265046
Dont bother. If you are that keen to get a glowing hat on your head then just fucking kill yourself and claim your halo
>>145264303
Trading lingo never fails to sicken me
>>145265186
What is supposed to mean? Stay with sunbeams?
>>145265357
No, it means dont buy the HWAH
>>145265420
But i already did. I'm okay with this hat.
>>145262332
australia u fag
>>145264303
>demonflame/hellfire/darkblaze/any halloween effect that isn't from 2015
>BAD
get ur eyes checked honey
>>145265186
shut the fuck up you gay piece of human trash
>>145265593
Then why are you asking us if you should buy it if you already brought your shitty hat?
>>145265815
Actually i like Poisoned Shadows and all this stuff but it's too small and orbiting.
>>145265834
I ask should i buy Scorching Flames or stay with Sunbeams.
>kicked from spot in lobby
>ur shit sorry
How the fuck do you expect me to get good if i get kicked from every lobby? I know i don't have +4K hours like every other fag but i think 1.2k hours is reasonable enough to play lobbies.
>>145266064
Just host lobby dummy.
>>145266064But i don't know how :x
I never understood why hats like the jumpers jeepcap and salty dog were so cheap (for unusuals) despite the fact they look pretty good. I guess people just don't like hats with the soldiers eyes showing
>>145266282
1) go to serveme.tf
2) sign in through steam
3) click let's play
4) fill it out, most shit isn't important since it gets overwritten by tf2center
5) create lobby in tf2center
6) let me fuck you
>>145266282
oh, and use
http://na.serveme.tf/
if you are in the us
>>145266548
okay i'll do that tomorrow since all the aus lobbies are going to be ded for the next 14 hours
>6) let me fuck you:x
>>145266849
>aus
you'd have to use au.serveme.tf if you want a non-shitty ping, but it isn't free for australia, sorry
>use aimbot
>miss
what a quality hitreg this game has
>don't use aimbot
>hit most my shots
It's a shotty aimbot
>>145269076
bs lmaobox is fine.
>>145269218
Nah. it's pretty shite.
>>145269369
name 3 better hacks
>>145269416
Zack Snyder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fmVxCI3pPA
That metin 2 cheat that allowed you to actually have fun while playing the game
>200+ hrs on soldier
>still can't complete a single jump map
got gud when
>>145269834
i meant aimbots, which i was talking about from the start.
>>145269859
are you pressing w while rocket jumping?
have you read
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Jumping#Soldier_jumps
>>145270082
I am not that dumb. I mean i keep trying but it doesnt get easier. I have completed stage from previous webm just by luck.
can someone help me with this site
http://www.notalent.org/sensitivity/sensitivity.htm
what am i supposed to put in ingame sensitivity
i get fucked up numbers like my inches per 360 is 1
plz help
>>145269859
>>145270426
Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is not gonna work. Try a different approach.
Is nobody discussing the update tease on facepunch?
>>145271379
theres nothing to discuss anymore than "oh update soon ok"
>>145260656
It's okay, I'm back again
>>145271706
Go away fag enabler
I hate to ask this but how the fuck do you browse facepunch? I seriously can't wrao my head around it, I'm seeing threads on the front page from months to literal years ago
>>145249198
What matters are the maps.
Probed was decent, watergate is one of my personal favorites, byre was a failed experiment and the 2fort reskin was a massive missed opportunity to add new routes to the map, seriously, pumpkin bombs actually improve 2fort by screwing up some sentry spots.
What maps are planned for Mayann update?
I'm kinda on the fence about getting rid of my pyro nebula hat because i never play pyro and i can easily get 20 keys profit from it but i have a feeling the moment i sell it it'll go all class and I'll miss out on the jew of a lifetime
>>145272312
Waergate and byre were amazing. Probed was kinda meh and 2fort invasion looked good, but it's still 2fort.
Apparently mayan has a pl map as its big attraction but i probably should have mentioned that the cosmetics in invasion were utter shit compared to mayan (although mayan does have a lot of clone cosmetics)
Is this game actually dying?I sincerely hope it is
meanwhile in tf2g mansion....
I need a new update fucking soon. I honestly don't care if it's just some gay ass communtiy faggotry, i need more
>>145274573
That's a h*cking sweet mansio
cum in my nose for giveaway
>>145274573
>walls made up from ironic humor
>poop everywhere
>videogames keeps handing out registration forms to everyone
>videogames also keeps hanging up terrible charts all over the fridge sorting food
>videogames also has 9 underage girls chained in his closet
>shuckle keeps putting on gay porn in the living room
>viva complaining about everyone and telling them to do their own laundry
>human and 26dollar share the same room even though they have separate rooms
>drawings never fixs his terrible woodshop creations
>saturn occasionally shows everyone pictures of squished ants
>sol asking everyone to fight him in the sumo arena
>barkley lives off of hand-me-downs from fellow residents
>sops and dotsy keep talking about each other in third person over the megaphone
>xoinxang is a nurse that specializes in bruised fingertips from all the clicking
>copilot keeps sending everyone invites to movie nights but only a couple of people show up ever
>half lefts room is upside down
>ryuke hangs his clothes in the hallways
>freddy is crippled and everyone laughs at him
>gasol is one of the longest running residents but lives in the basement instead of the penthouse,"only ironically" he says
>max drags his waifu pillow everywhere
>vibri soaks his hand-me-downs in cyanide and nobody likes him
>all everyone eats is ramen because nobody knows how to cook properly
>everyone is catholic and worships pottis
>ambient music playing constantly by the s4s producer
seems like fun
lets fund it
if you didn't make it to the list of funny jokes that means that i can't think of anything funny relating to you
>barkley lives off of hand-me-downs from fellow residents
He would actually do that since he's a fucking bum
Also, I'd have dibs on the best solo room
>>145275383
Also, I thought movie nights was cosairen's thing
>>145272832
it s not get. if anythin the stream of new players is increasing.get fucked :^)
is it worth playing cs go to be involved in that economy?
cuz i dont enjoy cs go as much as tf2 but if it means i can do some good trading i will
>>145275383
>all everyone eats is ramen because nobody knows how to cook properly
Hey now.
Pretty accurate though, good job.
>>145276187
i think he means pubs since that he's the only one who posts pubs itt
how do i live in mansion
>>145277401
you move in with the rest of us
who is the s4s producer what did he do
>>145277665
how
>>145277829
dont tell him
>>145277880
post id for an invitation
>>145277880
ok
i wont
>>145275383
i actually know how to cook
wtf
>>145278450
can you get medals for just entering your id in whatever place but never participating ?
>>145278674
yeah, thats "roster riding" in essence
i just dont remember ever joining a 4s team
>>145275383
would pinto be the chauffeur because he keeps carrying the PDF?
am i the only who we was disappointed, because at the end of part 4none of the main charaters die, not one, it feel like a let down to not have someone die, just to remind us that araki could kill someone
Whatcha think of my new TF2 shirt, tf2g?
its the second Sunday of June
do you know what that means?
Did anyone actually notice how they changed the Panic Attack? You can HOLD the 4 shells in the mag now by keeping the mouse pressed. For Engie, that's a pretty big deal since it's the primary. Whenever I'm not memeing around with the nest or throwing down a mini I just keep a 4 shell burst ready, it kinda wrecks face when you go full assault engie, especially with the extra HP from the gunslinger.
> Viva asks about a shirt
> No replies
>>145280289
>blogpost about him anyway
>>145280227
It's still shit, tracking with it it's basically impossible because the firing speed changes with your hp, and the spread it's actually worse than the minigun once you get under 100 hp or so.
It's a liberty launcher kinda situation, no matter how easy it is to land shot or he fact that it has 5 rockets, 25% less damage makes it useless
>>145280227
>Did anyone actually notice how they changed the Panic Attack?
Oh wow its like I'm back in time 5 months
>>145276763
thanks
>>145276910
this is correct nice job
>>145278202
who are you
>>145266064
Nigga u just play like 5-10 lobbies in HL cuz noone of the shitters there care about newbs playing since it will most likely have no impact whatsoever (except medic)
After that you move on to 6s and start on scout.If you got really good you can try to play the bottom three classes
>>145280227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KRG3hMOqM8
Welcome to January
>>145280501
im just a who
why do you want to know
http://tf2r.com/kz3h98j.html
>>145281364
is cannibalism illegal
>>145281364
bottom right this
where does tf2g live
>>145282213
canada
but i wish i was in norway
its too hot here
>>145282418
i feel you it was 30 in Mississauga yesterday
im enjoying it while it lasts though
>>145281364
paedophiles get out
>>145280573
I haven't played Engie since Christmas, fuck. I was tearing a lot of ass on the Valve server with the Panic.
i won a raffle
i wonder what the broken image link is
>>145279712
jel
Soldier : Luck = Medic : Skill
All of us do agree, don't we?
Viva, if you or anyone else in your surrounding area (Northeast US or Canada) want a custom tf2(g) shirt made I fuck around with all sorts of printing strats. I'm always checking this shit, so anyone who wants a design done just put it out there and I'll give it a shot
I'll print your memes, my guys
>>145284278
Soldier divided by luck equals Medic divided by skill? What? Square root of Gunsliger Engie equals Chaotic Evil?
do you think that the pistol should be buffed in anyway, like more dmg or being available on any other classes ?
>>145284595
i would gladly buy a pottis shirt
>>145282213
Brooklyn, New York. Check the tf2g zeemaps thing, though. Most tf2gs are listed there
>>145284223
No, thanks. Not a fan of gel
>>145284595
I had thought of making a doodle of mine into a shirt before, but iunno which one to pick. I wouldn't know what to doodle to put on a shirt either
>>145285281
ez
I'll get crackin'
>>145285261
I kinda wish scout had just one more clip's worth of pistol ammo.
>>145285723
I could throw that design real big on the bottom of a shirt so it's popping up like that, one color sillhouette is ezmode for sure
>>145285261
>D4C
I giggled
All the skins are factory new and the FaN is pro-ks
Hat is DBD worth 20 keys
Should i go for it?
>>145286334
Do it if you like the skins.
>>145286334
Or if you read William Gibson's 'The Peripheral'
There's a gun described to look like either the festive FAN or festive Detonator that is described as 'eating the organic material away in seconds'
Aesthetic Question, do you guys keep /vg/ on Yotsuba B? And do you consider yourself Blu at heart? Is there any correlation in your mind?
>>145286334
no
its hard to sell skins and pro killstreaks
plus its like FaN so its really not worth it
>>145286334
yes
one of the shitiest robo hats with an ok effect
everything would sell semi quickly on the market
>>145281364
cuteness is degeneracy
*wakes up*
>>145287170
good "morning", uh.. moonshine
Poland - NIR was a fuckin shit match
football is for dirty undegenerates
im for my tf2gfu
>want to search for how many shotgun skins i have
>type "shotgun" into wordbox
>every single skinned weapon pops up
nice programming
>>145270615
Use the Windows MULTIPLIER and not the Windows SENSITIVITY in the box!
(1 for default NOT 6)
>>145289772
could have just filtered secondary weapon for soldier
we are all africans
i still got it
>>145290738
shotguns aren't even listed as secondaries
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mg123/stats/TF2
a dot?
what is a dot doing here?
>>145291127
holy shit its that faggot from scrap.tf
i used to go to the raffles page like a total retard and this guy always made raffle with *meep* as description and raffled like a hat or something
fucking hell who would guess
>>145284595
how many beaver furs would this cost
>>145291065
It's set up weird because the shotgun is engineer's primary.
>>145291065
search for engineer primary weapons then?
>>145292895
t. angry faggot killed during Orlando homofest
>>145291363
I don't have any PayPal or anything set up yet so until I do it'll be a pay-what-you-can donation style thing. I'm an Engineer main, so anything you give of his is amazing.
Right now I'm thinking I'll do the first 3 designs for whatever you guys donate, after that I'll have a pay scale close to this-
Simple 1 color design, 1 shirt one off- 2 key or $4 plus shipping
Multiples- 1 buds + 1 key for every 2 shirts
Designs with 3 or more colors- 5 keys + 1 key for every 2 shirts
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ImpotentMidas/
Add me if you wanna talk designs or make a donation! I've got a Pottis and Viva's design so far. I'll take 3 more starting designs for now
um
>>145193012
Pyro should bottomscore pretty much in every match, ecxept some rare occasions, mainly if feeded extinguish bonus by an enemy pyro with scorch/flare ore some absurdly good play in 5cp.
Your scout is really bad or you're better than the average iron player, which isn't anything to write home about too.
>>145292895
yeah bro
my mom doesnt know im on the 4channel either
hey human maybe you should play some tf2
cause your hours are pathetic
but im bad
>>145293064
oh hey i like your bart loadout
>>145293535
The Bart scout is half's
yeah but you could be good, i trust in you
>>145293731
Um no I've got one too if he does
>>145293535
Ty how do you know, been paying attention
i want to _____ human !
>>145275383
if I ever win the lottery I'd do something like this but only ironically.
>>145293893
EAT
DOMINATE
jew
>>145293869
Oh. I thought it was Half's for some reason. Also, one of your past names is Bart Simpson. And you have the painted hats in your inventory.
>>145294276
Lol still though you're proving how much more work I'd have to put in to stay the Mayor of Literal Whoville. Nice sleuthin'
Why does nobody play endif?
It's like ammomod only really forgiving when you fuck up and the rounds take up so much less time
Plus you can practice airshoots
So in general you improve faster???
so underloved
>>145294429
you'll make it someday
just being a nice user of the tf2g will be enough
don't be too nice though or people like half left will complain that people mention you in a couple of posts out of 750
if you join the irc now drawings the mega tumblrina WILL say VERY rude things about you like doc medic,almost a year ago
>>145295217
I want
1) All of this drama
2) Documentation
3) Allclass Dapper's Topper
>>145294826
the physics are modified you retard its bad
What color should I paint my Terrorwatt Buckaroo? There are like 0 black miscs & outfits. I'm thinkin rustic or drab
>>145294826
how does spamming rockets at a guy a mile up in the air make you better at airshots
>>145295470
tldrs:
in the last 2850 posts in tf2g theres 7 mentions of copilot,half left complained about 6 of them,while there was atleast 150 mentions of dotsy in these posts half left said nothing,as well as the shitpost fest that took place friday morning for those pisky eus that had everything to do with sops
a year ago we had a new guy called doc medic that joined the irc too soon that eventually ended with him not coming here anymore
update soon
>>145297007
Black goes with everything, though.
>>145297098
Doc Medic was a fagtron anyway. Also, what happened with Sops? I missed that one.
>>145297472
people like to impersonate sops and go as far as posting a picture he posted with the exact filenames etc
>>145297472
There really isn't a lot of true black in the game, mostly really deep greys that have low saturated reds or blues. Even pyro's gimpsuit is less black than the Buckaroo. True black is so rare maybe I should just relax and enjoy the hue
>>145297472
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/145040220/
go down to mfw i frag
>>145297985
>>145297902
Oh. I remember that. I didn't think it was that big a deal, just your average /vg/ shitposting.
half left is such a drama queen who cares
i cant wait for him to get beheaded for smoking in a sharia controlled area
>>145297902
that sounds pretty convenient for sops huh
he gets to shitpost all he wants and claim it wasn't him
why do people like sops again?
>gay
>would be low open if he played comp
>cocky
>asshole
>underage
explain
>>145298704
>low open
>cocky
>asshole
>underage
all untrue
what's low open
>>145298807
more like all true by his own admission
>>145298704
>gay
i like him already
have you ever just wanted to rip someones head from their shoulders irl for being such a faggot in team fortress 2
>>145298865
hello dotsy
>>145298935
yes
have you ever just wanted to rip someones head from their shoulders irl for being such a shitposting loser in tf2g
>>145298935
not really, i just rip it from their shoulder in team fortress 2 directly
>>145298861
esea
>>145298807
prove that you are not sops right NOW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dw93VmTwFC
>>145299094
open is an etf2l div as well, the lowest one.
>>145299094
ok im not sops
>>145299168
fuck off 26dollar
>>145293731
i dont have stupid ugly hats or loadouts i only have cool pirate costumes
>>145295217
i still dont really know who the so called copilots man is i literally only know him from your compulsion to mention him in every post you make
you sound like a huge fag based on your typing style i dont want to know you or your stupid boyfriend
>>145297098
stupid autistic retard going in the archive to get statistics to win your stupid internet argument
dotsy posting has gone on for long i mentally filter it out, and its nowhere near as annoying as you forcing your boyfriend into every discussion
doc medic was an obnoxious homo
>>145298487
how am i a drama queen (haha look at this le post more like shut the fuck up im just defending myself if anything its YOU all who are the drama queens for writing this drivel in the first place)
>>145299047
no cuz im not a stupid baby who gets mad at people for making posts
yeah post a smug fucking anime pic from your 50 gigabyte folder at how i have proven myself wrong above by talking about stupid copilots idiot and his stupid gay boyfriend it doesnt apply im just responding to false allegations
>>145299085
see i cant do that especially when he has uber and kritz medics pocketing him constantly and my team is just running round in circles
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kABqYz0KD8
>>145299047
Daily reminder that the worker is so seperate from the product of their labor that it has become a mere abstraction to them or even worse: yet another product for them to covet
>>145299217
>europe
lol who cares
>>145299248
ok i believe you
does my tf2gfu care about me
>>145299410
play sniper, forget the objective and just click heads even if it means defending spawn
>>145299585
thats my usual recourse but i couldnt aim half the time because the rest of his team was killing me and the other half he had uber
this was on barnblitz
sops is worse than yakui tbqh
>>145299936
funny thing is he doesn't even post here yet somehow people shitpost in his name/about him
http://tf2r.com/k9u5lxf.html
>>145299410
fuck tf2g
>>145299490
to be honest the workers should seize the means of production in my opinion
>>145299936
tbqh youre retarded if you think that
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN 2.5 YEARS CAN WE DISCUSS SOMETHING THAT ISN'T THREAD REGULARS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF YOU ARE
someone added me
>>145300053
he shitposts all fucking day and pretends it was someone else
no one cares about him enough to pretend to shitpost as him, he's just a lonely shitposter
>>145300426
theres an exploit on upward where you can poot a sentry in the ground near the big wooden spirally bridge bit
i encountered it today
whaddaya think of that
>>145300535
sops seems like a pretty well adjusted guy i dont think he would false flag like that
>>145300469
someone should accept
>>145300537
i think that valve should fix it this instant
>>145299936
i can vaguely remember who yakui is that is about it
>>145299905
you gotta psychologically break them somehow
constantly make the soldier look and feel bad by bombing his medic
maybe the rest of his team is shit, go scout/spy and fuck with them at spawn
i also notice that often when i go demo as top scoring sniper someone will switch to medic
>>145300537
There's a reason I don't play pl
>>145300716
yakui hasnt been here since about 2014, hes the chilean rabbitkin with the transformation/inflation deviantart
i have been here since 2012 but i was a who until 2014
you might recognise shoebox? >>145300076
>>145300781
the rest of his team was good it was like 3 soldiers and 2 demos with 3 medics and a sniper and engineer
i find barnblitz first really hard to push out of especially in unbalanced pubes
>>145300683
>pretty well adjusted guy
have you seen his rants in the irc
>>145301043
hello dotsy
>>145301043
yeah he can be an argumentative lil babby but on the whole hes not as dysfunctional as your average tf2g imo
just very stubborn & refuses to back down from arguments
>>145301204
stop this
>>145301204
i blocked him like 3 weeks ago lol idk why you keep namedropping me
>>145301267
dotsy detected
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8inbMc1o4Lw
f2ps got fucked
(Warning: Excessive weeb music)
>>145300991
it's coming back to me
his art is atrocious and posted a picture of his tit once
and no i do not remember shoebox
>>145302253
Thanks for the warning. More reason not to click
>>145302306
>his art is atrocious
he/she gets paid lots of money to draw so your opinion is refuted
>>145302608
his art has improved but he only knows how to draw 1 face
skill is irrelevant when you're drawing for fucked up horny weebs, they'll pay for anything
i bet this is moody
fuck off moody
>>145302608
Michael Bay gets a fuck ton of profit from his films. Doesn't mean he's the best director of all time. Just means America is stupid as fuck to buy into action, bitches, explosions, and cash cow franchises
>>145302608
i don't actually care if xhe makes money off of it
most sane people do not like it
>>145302708
I'm not moody I just disagree with people saying yakui is terrible, yakui has a bad attention whoring personality but there are worse users in this general than him/her.
>>145302608
Commerce and Art are mutually exclusive
am i sane
>>/trash/3418678
come join the aaaa
>>145302963
Why is his hair talking?
>>>/trash/3418678
how do formatting
>>145302781
>>145302963
i can remember pb,junk and connor mostly
did connor dead
>>145302963
i don't get it
>>145303260
can you remember me
>>145303260
http://steamcommunity.com/id/orangesaregood/
he dead
>>145299410
holy mad
>>145303373
Transvestites. It'd make a bit more sense with like arrows or as one long strip or something, though.
>>145303671
But what's with the talking hair saying that
>>145303671
i don't get it still, what is the speech bubble supposed to mean
>>145303948
I have no idea.
>>145303578
if you're the guy that keeps posting half is jealous for not having cp as his e-bf you're doing nothing but ruin any sort of rep cp had about being a well adjusted heterosexual christian man
>>145304002
There are actually heterosexuals here?
>>145303948
>>145303994
it's a CWC reference
>>145304131
yes
there isn't as many gays and queers as you think
>>145304134
That guy isn't dead yet?
>>145304002
I'm just reading his post friend
I don't know who cp man is but he sounds degenerate
>>145302852
nah yakui is objectively the worst person to have ever posted in tf2g in terms of lifestyle, personality and effect on the general
26dollar is a close 2nd
>>145304131
Present
>>145304270
oh ok
i didn't get the mad vibe from the post it's just an average half left post
>>145304607
stop ignoring me
hows the fucking weather
>>145304583
Sry that must suck :/
>>145304843
Nah, it's really good
>>145304002
i think it's one of those south americans that keeps saying that
>>145304695
In summer the mean daily temperature is consistently above 10°C. Summer usually begins in late May in southern Finland and lasts until mid-September. Summer in Lapland starts about one month later and ends a month earlier than the south coast.
The highest summer temperatures in the Finnish interior are from 32°C to 35°C. Near the sea and over the maritime islands, temperatures over 30°C are extremely rare; the highest temperature ever recorded in Helsinki is 31.6°C. The highest temperature ever recorded was on July 29th, 2010, when 35°C was exceeded in several places (the maximum being 37.2°C in Joensuu). Heat waves, with a maximum daily temperature exceeding 25°C, occur on an average of 10 to 15 days per summer inland in southern and central Finland, and 5 to 10 days in northern Finland and on the coast. In the course of the summer, thunderstorms occur on 8 to 14 days in the interior and 4 to 8 days in coastal areas and northern Lapland.
>>145305082
Being straight is like maining 1 class
You only really kill 1 other class and I swear to god if you hate the other classes bc other ppl use them your opinion on the game and knowledge base is so limited
>>145305380
this analogy is so shit
>>145305650
Confirmed for cishet, antagonizes scat
>>145305265
Life sure must suck in your heathen country. Temperate climates are the best.
>>145305845
please at least try to make sense when you post
both of you if it's more than one person
>>145305932
Your misunderstanding is your own problem, catch up hunty ;^)
>>145305265
its very humid here
pyooooo-wee -me reacting adversely to the heat
>>145306120
no its just worded very badly and is hard for people to understand which really isnt a good starting point for an analogy
theyre meant to make things simpler to understand by using a different yet related subject or concept
try again please
>>145306446
You asked so nicely
>>145305918
>34°c
d*mn
>>145306750
because other people wont understand what youre trying to make them understand because the analogy isnt good
i just want you to try again so you can actually get your point across and not just be ignored
my tf2gfu said he lives in the desert
>>145306843
It's actually pretty nice out. Though I've spent the last ~ten years avoiding direct sunlight, I've grown a new appreciation for it recently.
I have $6 in steambux. What buy?
>>145306871
No you don't, you want me to engage you in The Discourse. Here's an analogy for you.
What you are doing is similar to what you may have done when you were younger. You are looking for hair to pull so that the girl it's connected to will pay attention to you.pull it harder
>>145307395
2 keys, as soon as the Summer Sale hits and people try to unload their keys for steam dosh
>>145307859
I have $1.8 in steambux, what should I buy?
summer sale when
I want to buy games that aren't tf2
>>145308069
I vote vintage weps
Maybe find the ones that are not unlockable to new players via achievs, the ones that affect the competitive meta
I'm thinking for every new player wanting to buy in to the game they'll look to the market first instead of the places where us Thoroughly Seasoned players know to go
But personally I would just hold on to the money. I don't think anything on the market is nearly worth the escrow that keys are. Keys, with a few exceptions, have only gone up. Can't say that about much else
buy me
>>145308069
cheap stranges that have a custom name
>>145309573
why, are you a slave? a prostitute?
>>145309573
I'll give you a key for it, no more
>>145309662
if you want me to be
>>145309753
I love imagining you jacking off in Western Europe to all the Western Hemisphere tf2g's that shit on you, pale blue of /vg/ reflected on your glistening forehead, subconsciously rubbing your fresh tattoo of your medic logo on your arm
>>145307395
I've had like $18 in my steam wallet for months
>>145310089
damn thats specific
>>145310089
um
>>145310167
you are not me
>>145310195
yes i am faggot
>>145310146
Keep it that way. I spent my remaining 20 on keys to try and work the economy and I kinda just wish I had kept it and just bought soda drinker pro :/
>>145310321
what am i supposed to do with it
also what
>soda drinker pro
?
do americans really drink soda with every meal
>>145310437
Just... Keep the money
Im not explaining Soda Drinker Pro. Just look it up on steam
>>145310604
yes
we also clap when the food is served and anthem when we tip eachother
>>145310701
it's not real money lol
>>145310604
i drink water
>>145310604
The dumb poor ones do. It's funny how far humanity has come. Being overweight used to be a status symbol, it used to mean that you had money to waste on indulging yourself. Nowadays being overweight just means you're ignorant and poor.
>>145310604
why do you think we made so many flavors
crush with my eggs cuz 2 broke 4 oj
sprite with my sandwich cuz 2 broke 4 lemonade
coca cola with my stone soup cuz I'M AMERCAN
>>145311076
It was when you gave it to Gabe
>>145311127
Or that you should be prioritized for head shots and backstabs
am i become death yet?
>>145311253
i got it from selling an item on the market
>>145311583
You can't just randomly paint everything pink. You're not even trying, are you?
>>145299410
you left the tf2gIRC because of /pol/posting lmao
>>145312018
whats wrong with that
>>145312058
ur a pussy who cant handle that hes a cluck cluck ;\
what is tthis tf2 politics thread
lol half did this lol dotsy said that lol video does this
calm down like wtf map
>>145312619
if i wanted to hear that non sense i would go to /pol/
IRC drama? In MY thread?
It's more common than you think.
fuck snams
mmmm.... yess...
mualkas...
>>145312619
this is a way juvenile post btw im looking disapprovingly at it
let me just save the thread from the brink of death for the 5th time in like 3 minutes
>>145313976
we don't give a fuck about your stupid blogposting, go choke on muslim dicks
we hurt his fweelings:-(
does my tf2gfu give a fuck about me
>>145314213
do not reply to me again (you wont)
>>145314380
I will
>>145314741
haha get baited retard
youll reply to me again dont pretend you wont
wow he's really angry does he know it's just for funsies
baited again retard that was some prime reverse psychology, i knew you wouldnt reply to me how dumb do you think i am
you're putty in my hands idiot
>>145315308
>you're putty in my hands idiot
lol
im putty in my tf2gfu's hands
You know some people get through life just saying hodor over and over again
it's time to take a break
half is a faggot
ara ara~
>>145315459
you just keep playing into my hands retard
go on reply to me or dont ill give you the choice this time
just know that i already know 100% which one you'll go for
>>145315712
half that was me i'm not the guy who was replying to you i just found what you said genuinely funny
>>145312018
whoever you are i hope you die from sepsis
>>145315712
fuck u binch
>>145315712
im not him and i still replied
my my, half is a true hynotist, i already fewl like putty in his big manly hands
mfw half left irc cause of /pol/ posting, what a gaylord
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