Poll Edition: goo.
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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
1rd for loving life
seconbd for pottis
>5 posts early
>just a picture of the logo
>poll edition
>didn't link to the old thread
delet this
This game is frustrating to play when I'm lagging.
But that is largely a result of never using hitscan weapons.
>>145169675
>loves life
>defends faggotry
Something doesn't add up here...
rate my hours boyshonest opinions only please
thanks
I've finally figured out how to click heads in tf2. The trick is to follow your target for at least a second instead of trying to fo epic flickshots. I've been hitting heads like a crazy for the last few days now
>>145171064
epic/10
it makes me irrationably angry when people type [tf2g] or |tf2g| instead of /tf2g/
i've never seen anyone do it but i'll do it now just to piss you off
what's up my [tf2g] friends
>>145171368
it's in the op you \tf2g\ nerd
>>145171064
*sniffs baguette*
>>145171413
shut the fuck up {tf2g} smartass
man i sure do love browsing ¿tf2g?
Man #tf2g# will argue about fucking anything.
>>145170965
What faggotry do I defend?
>spy mains
>mains
>team fortress two players
>people who are still alive
>humans
you guys are so fucking bored
>sentient beings that aren't bored
I want a Degreaser
I have a Tomislav
I want some Pyro Items
Steam Id: Baron De Coveinight
you're a really big faggot
use stock or stop shitting up servers with your presence
>>145173189
you can rent weapons from the ingame mann co store for a week for free.
you can also trade 1:1 weapons with bots at scrap.tf or scrapbank.me
I want people to do MvM and Overwatch with
id/BasedViva
/tf2g/ is some weak ass shit
>maining a highlander class
ask reddit you retard, nobody here wants to play with you
>>145174124
uh, so any of the 9 tf2 classes?
>>145174250
yeah
>>145174250
play csgo shitnerd
>>145174370
2boring
i like quake
im about the constant thrill you get in arena fps
>>145174483
so not tf2
russia stop ban evading
>>145175102
Russia smells
>this thread
so tf2g has completely lost it then?
>wanna main sniper
>can't accept that i am 1 of 6 snipers in our team and doesnt helping at all
>keep playing footfetish guy
>>145176871
just be a good sniper and nobody will care
like it bemuses me how we can have 4 snipers and 3 spies whilst their heavy walks it in 2 points
>>145176998
i can't be good if i don't practice sniper at all. i can't practice because feel shame for being useless semi-f2p player.
>>145176871
If you are in a pub practicing go ahead but if you arent, you should change class.
>>145177581
i don't care just shoot the damn heavy
>>145177581
practice on cp_orange
>>145177725
Once i miss 6 shoots on enemy heavy which not even tried to avoid my bullets.
>>145177992
point GUN at MAN
press the bullet button
easy
If you can't carry a pub as any class, you aren't ready to dedicate yourself to a class.
>>145176871
dude seriously there's no reason to care about being useful in a pub
do whatever you want
play nice, play soldier
>>145178191
This sounded mean I'm sorry I mean more like just enjoy playing the game until you are good enough. Your opinion on what you want to main may change and it will be for the better.
>>145178374
It's too easy.
>>145178612
i bet you cant even roll out on a single map
>>145178813
play wid*wm*k*r in *v*rw*ch
>>145178707
I don't need this shit on pub.
>>145178953
that they're a big gay brony retard tranny
>>145178953
i am a gril look at me
>>145179180
every class is easy in a pub
>>145179274
im a new yorker
its demanded that im rude
>>145179284
engineer can be hell
>>145179439
why?
>>145179521
engineer can be annoying in pubs because its a class that really benefits from teamwork and if your team is legitimately brain damaged like 90% of pub players....
>>145179284
Oh ur an compfag. Sorry i thought you are hetero.
>>145179938
>i do enjoy dicks
But that's gay anon, don't do this
>>145179938
I am not suprised.
>>145179675
the "im bad cause i want to be" argument.. hmmm interetesting...
>>145179284
Engineer and medics are more difficult in pubs than in lobbies, because like >>145179648 said, most players in pubs have zero game sense and mostly don't care for their teammates at all. Engi and medic are extremely fun and extremely satisfying and rewarding classes to play only when your teammates aim properly and have a decent idea of what they're doing. This said, playing Engi and Medic on pubs where most players ignore their duties can be really educational for unexperienced players.
i want a dispenser here
>be spy
>miss a stab and get caught in sure death situation
>surrounded by enemies
>right click
>75% damage reduction, speed boost and invisibility at the cost of like 15 health
>can survive crit rockets
>can survive fully charged sniper headshot
>can win a 1 on 1 battle with any class because of ambassador
dead ringer requires skill guys spy is a hard class
>>145185274
>dead ringer is op
holy pubs
>>145185274
Dead Ringer is the ultimate refutation of what Spy should be in TF2. It's pretty sad that even most Spy "mains" (I'm afraid to call them this way, they probably don't deserve this title) are appalling whenever they use stock inv watch.
>>145185737
even top level players struggle to do well as invis watch against players with half a brain
spy is shit
>>145186187
Spy isn't shit, it's just that most people don't know how to play Spy.
I love sitting here at work attempting to trade bots. If I could craft my metal together it would recognize I'm offering it what it wants...
every game is some shitty soldier with their 200 hour friend pocketing them dominating the entire team how is that fun for anyone. also how do you have two medics and die 12 times fucking shitters this game brings my piss to a boil
>>145187330
FEEL it, USE the hype
fucking baby ass niggers i swear any time i play with friends we just click random and play we don't just play soldier or demo with kritzkrieg and vacc up their ass i hate that shit so much. kill yourself shitters
Just joined Iron (just started comp so I assumed it was best to at least do 1 season in the lowest level) and on my team I've been consistently outscoring our Scout in matches and I'm a pyro. Is this a bad sign?
>>145189285
Yessir. And for only $40. It's really fun
>>145189973
I'm not Gabriel. I'm Christopher
>>145189973
I'd love it if that's how the fans truly treated Gaben.
Viva have you done much tweaking the controls? I've been a big fan for how you can turn the d-pads into buttons, I just wish they didn't limit it to the 4 d-pad directions, I love my 8 button wheel
why do compfags join pubs I just want to have fun without playing against people with 10000 hours who have medic up their ass I hate this game so much fuck off back to your dead tf2center
this kid is PISSED
just get good my dude
>>145191183
I think it's to warm themselves up for compfagging
>>145191418
what good does playing a power class with a pocket medic against retards do other than inflate your ego and farm strange kills
>>145191894
stop complaining about people who play the game and stop being a shitter so you don't get stomped
>>145191894
It's not about the reactions of their opponents. It's about retuning yourself to small things like the time delay between reloads or the degree of a flick for a rocket jump. Look for a different pub, there are tons that have fun players bug sometimes it takes two or three servers to find them
>visible skill improvement
>>145189849
Guys, is this a big deal or no? Shouldn't scout outscore pyro by a lot?
>>145193786
fuck off bbb
What the fuck are you talking about we don't post replies
>>145193943
hi dotsy
>>145193786
this post is heinous please end your life
>>145194291
Eric how come you hate Viva, why aren't you guys hanging out
>>145194495
no i like viva hes cool
im constantly calling people fag boys for talking about filtering him
time to filter barkley
>>145173925
how do you 1:1 weapons? I only can find the option to scrap my shit
>>145195226
go to buy weapons, select the weapon you want from whatever bot and then on the top right there are 2 options, one is pay with metal and the other pay with items. select pay with items
>>145195006
My mistake I thought it was like a New York brawl fest or something
>>145196596
Because he's a smart guy, not beholden to image or preconceptions of how he should arm himself.
>>145194114
i am not dotsy
Why do I buy /tf2g/?
>>145197258
us dinner *winkey face*
>>145197279
>>145197289
>>145197318
>>145197362
>>145197390
id?
>>145197419
add me
/id/stary
>>145197453
>>145197480
sent
>>145197419
id/MrMuselk
>>145196596
Are there ppl who don't use the Luger?
>>145197419
id/xionxang
>>145197419
id/smokey-kun
>>145197480
I meant fuck yeah
>>145197362
>>145197453
>>145197480
>>145197572
>>145197626
>>145197704
Thanks for the (You)'s
Have some backnow what do I buy I have no idea
>>145197997
you are dirt cheap
Who else is feelin the hype
You people aren't giving me good answers to my question
I can't buy someone for only $19
i'm pretty cheap
i'd let you buy me for less
>>145198906
Id ask for id again but all Id get is memes
If you can't immediately think of something to spend that money on, just save it, retard. Steam summer sales are coming up soon, anyway.
>>145199117
Im a poorfag that cant run any game from 2010 on, so I dont give a shit about summer sales
>>145198068
>people still get hyped for all-class hats
>>145199218
do you have the binding of isaac
it's pretty cheap and cool
New games aren't the only ones that go on sale, and there's plenty of interesting indie games that don't have rigorous requirements.
>>145199291
I do
>>145199293
Indie games are 90% of the time utter shit
>>145199363
do you haveundertale
>>145199474I doI got it the week it came out, I didnt know what it would turn into
I love indie games.
I love almost everyone.
>>145199549
papers please? terraria? hotline miami?
Pro tip that steam sales are just as worth the wait as a torrent is and just as if not more free
I got binding of Isaac years ago, and any time I want to update it there will always be a horde of gaymers ready to upload it for me
>>145199772
Shit
Overhyped 2D minecraft
I dont like it
>>145199281
He's not taking the bait. Throw a bigger one in
>>145199889
well fuck you then buy some anime game or some shit i don't know
either save or waste it on dumb shit
maybe just buy keys or something from the community market
Buy hotline Miami to sell to the summer /v/ flood of kids who can't buy it themselves. They eat it up
>>145199775
lol poorfag
>>145200069
Anime and Anime posters are garbage
I was going for community market shit in the first place
I don't mind pirating games, but I also like supporting the devs of games I really like by buying them.
>>145200069
Now Is the time ppl are trying to sell keys
>>145200270
i dont like their posts but lol
>>145200195
So do something more genuine than handing Valve the money. Look up the real Devs, don't wait for the summer sale like a coupon loving housewife
>>145200270
wew lad
>>145200270
God damn are you mad.
>>145200354
Sorry, I'm also a cheapass.
>>145197951
buy a life faggot
Daily reminder that the worker is so separate from the product of his labor that it has become a mere abstract to him, or even worse: yet another product for him to covet
>>145171064
I have less hours as spy, and I've still had a longer kill streak than you.
post snipers
>>145200384
>buys Humble Bundles
>is not humble himself
pottery
>>145177581
Practice in a practice server.
>>145200814
>>145200814
whoops forgot my image
all you morons in the /qa/ thread are going to get banned you know lmao
>>145201786
>he thinks just because its /vg/ it means that global rules dont apply
lmao
>>145201845
but i never said that
please lurk more before posting
>>145201845
>Being this new
bait do not reply
>>145202402
>being this much of an internet policeman
>>145200814
BASED MODS
THANK YOU
beards killed tf2
if you wear beard cosmetics please uninstall
>mfw i have beards on all of my loadouts
how do i uninstall 8 times?
I don't like the way most beards look in this game.
>>145202950
viva la mods
>>145202797
>>145203047
damn that's high res
add a caption and it's perfect
It's cute to me you guys play this game still when Overwatch is a thing
R u poor
what the h*ckis
I know you guys say jewing is dead, but any sly tips for unusual trading? So far I've only been able to come up with a couple ProTips
likeCheck the history, you might not care about dupes but people will still try to use it against you
Assume they're trying to rinse you and show as little interest in their wares as you can without losing them. Never say you like what they have or they'll try to convert your interest into profit
Keep an eye out for hats that are going allclass
Only buy good'n'low
so Viva was the Human poster all along?
>>145202797
What do you mean
>>145203192
no i just don't like how a guy can sit still and get frags and it's justified by being able to switch heroes
being screwed because he picked a and you picked b is absolutely dumb
its more comparable to chess desu
>>145203192
i actaully am turned away from overwatch because of how many people come everyday into the threads to feel superior because they're playing a game that's similar to a game other people are playing.
it's kind of getting boring now.
>>145203497
My beef is how many friends I have who play it and want to talk about their play of the game video.
like
my dude this is like watching a vine of cosplayers playing football, good for you but why show the guys who
Don't
Play
this game
>>145202950
Did I?
>>145204017
its no good
>>145198068
Late, but still.
i hate the trading community
i hope valve stops selling tf2 keys so trading will die
>>145203207
Whenever somebody shows little interest in my wares I end the conversation. Either you want something and we're trading or we're not trading.
The best advice I can give you is to only buy hats you actually like yourself. That way you'll do a better job of selling it, you'll be happier for the time it takes you to sell the hat, and you won't generally try to quicksell the shit.
>>145204616
ooo mr krabs
i hope i die
>>145205009
Yeah I hear that. I've been going on a 'catches my eye' mentality. Smoking Waxy Wayfinder mite b sht but I got it hella cheap, had fun playing with it for a couple days, and sold it for another unusual at a profit. Not a huge profit but I had fun B]
I get it now. A game full of dudes shooting each other is what everyone is here for. Now everything that's been happening in this general makes sense!
>>145200814
he's in there
>>145205457
Ha ha this takes me back
*puts you on my knee bc you are clearly a small baby man*
I remember when your Paw-paw got excited for the new tf2 updates constantly, before all of the Meet-The videos came out. Everyone was guessing what all the rambunctious gun clickers were gearing up to do. Your paw-paw kept asking for new weapons and balances, and the Valve delivered some days. Others, not so much.
*rubbing belly*
Even still, I go in the Ol Pubs to see who's clicking a gun, boomin' a headshot, dispensin' a sandwich. It's still going on, though all the pub goers are little tiny baby men now!
Like you!
>>145206015
Consider suicide.
>>145206015
I thought I had it figured out but this post just ruined that idea.
>>145206461
Strong words from such tiny baby men!
>Janitor deletes shitposting
>Thread dies
Daily reminder that /vg/ was a mistake.
>>145209108
Daily reminder that the worker is so removed from their product etc
>>145210029
i dpnt understand
>>145210116
What do you mean?
Ppl should be banned for itposting
He means that the janitors don't understand what they actually moderate.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1c/Soldier_robot27.wav?t=20111028121130
>>145210589
It's just people posting random bullshit and erotic roleplaying, they could hand out bans randomly and the quality of the thread would not be affected in any significant way.
>>145172470
Literal faggots
Gays
Queers
Homosexuals
The least life giving things on tbe planet next to murder
how come I can see my spray but no one else can
>>145213843
because you're playing on valve servers you fool
>>145213902
i can see my friends spray. maybe its bc i already saw it on other servers
>>145214014
Yes, valve servers have user uploads to them turned off, so they do not distribute your spray. They do not stop you from seeing sprays you already have downloaded
>tfw quantum crouching outside the map
>Pubbies go ballistic when they get locked in spawn getting shot through the floor
>They can't votekick me because they're on the opposite team
>Nobody on my team will votekick me because they don't know where the fuck I am
who are you quoting
>>145214153
Alright, I see. That's gay as hell
>>145214157
you don't need to know where someone is to votekick themwhat map and how do
>>145214643
I'd say it probably involves a displacement field and getting through it
>>145215013
>>>>>>>what map
>>145214643
Half the maps in the game let you quantum crouch out with Engineer. Almost anywhere with an indoor ceiling (where said ceiling is thin and prevents you from getting outside the map) will work.
>Pick Engineer
>Build level 3 sentry
>Quantum crouch (crouch, walk off ledge, uncrouch in air, crouch again while still in midair and hold it)
>Sentry jump while quantum crouching
>Place teleporter exit above ceiling while in the air
Also they don't votekick me because they can't find me, and thus can't verify I'm "hacking".
The way quantum crouching works is your first-person POV is from standing (and most elements like shooting and building placement will work accordingly), but your world model appears to be crouching (and has collision/hitboxes) to match). Even if you don't want to get outside the map you can use it to shoot over small outcrops without being seen.
Would you a cadaver Sniper?
>>145215491
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/41/Engineer_yes02.wav?t=20100709023153
i see *eats dick*
i have so many items i don't want but i'm too lazy to list them all on backpack.tf
help
>Angry Birds movie was about undocumented immigrants (pigs) "culturally enriching" the bird community before stealing their infants and trying to kill them
/pol/ is always right.
My dog has an angry birds toy.
>>145219512
I liked Animal Farm better
dotsy isn't cute
>>145220806
>still posting this when no one talks about her
why? she clearly stopped with wanting attention
>she
No such thing as girls on tf2g, kids
what about me
you're cute
>>145221092
I am not a girl
you're not cute
>>145221428
prove it
>>145221437
How? Even the generic waifus over at /tesg/ look better.
>>145221437
>>145221892Or as hard as mine for Sophie Dee
>>145222104
did i give you permission to reply to me
please excuse him hes autistic and does not understand social cues
>>145222459
Basically, you just did by replying. Thanks
>Repeatedly insists he's a normie
>While browsing the autism containment board on 4chan and bragging about which porn star he beats it to
I don't understand.
he also responds to literally any bait
watch
dotsy isn't cute
..
i wish my tf2gfu was online
>check pubs
>literally nothing but 2fort and upwards
Dear God what have we become
im online
*is not your tf2gfu*
*sads*
Nothing beats a sentry
*is hurt*
sorry
*heals you&
>jump maps as demo
i dont feel good
(Voice) me: Thanks!
*is healed*
where does it not feel good?
fuck sprays are so fuckin glitchy
it doesnt feel good anywhere
[21:50] <nebbie> its hard to focus with anime girls singing sweet nothings into my ear and worrying about my dad walking in and throwing a rock at me for having anime shit on my screen
These are the irc dwellers
i can make you feel good
how
(Voice) Based Viva: Fucking Degenerates
juist come play overwatch there's even genjis everywhere missing their melee swings and not changing class you'll feel at home
i dont have overwatch
