/int/ get out of this general edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
memes
I thought team liquid was an NA organization? Did they get rid of all NA players cause they suck dick?
I MISS HIM GUYS ;_;
Hey!
>>145236463
I like this op
this is a good op
>>145236567
Liquid is based in Netherlands
>>145236585
I miss him too
>north american dota
>>145236567
liquid has always been dutch
they just happened to have na players
>>145236567
It's actually from the netherlands
Does Alliance ever win anything? I know they won ti3 but what do they do now?
>>145236463
nice shit OP
>more last hits
>less gpm and xpm
>less last hits
>more gpm and xpm
every single fucking time
nice job icefrog, trully the best hero breawler out there
Say my name, peasants
>HAO
LMAO
J-GOD
>hao is gud
>>145236585
Le wacky suit man was just like slacks
>>145236597
LIQUID ARE DOING IT!!
>raid boss down
1 silver edge away from GG, TL pls
>>145236757
t. reddit
>>145236757
kys
>Hao
>Bristle no SY.
kpii single handedly threw the game when they were even
>>145236672
please respond
GAME 3
>Pick Death Prophet
>Nearly 60% chance to win
>Ban Death Prophet
>60% chance to lose anyway because you let Slardar, Naix or Beastmaster through
NICE FUCKING GAME SHIT FUCKING FINALS
shadow shamon was such a bad pick
and juggernaut built like shit
HAO IS TILT
NEWBEE IS FINISHED
>>145236871
how was it his fault when Hao was feeding?
>>145236757
Except bruno was better
>>145236757
One is funny the other has a baby voice
They didn't ban the Earth Spirit
>>145236597
>>145236771
>pick bb
>get ignored everyfight and dont do shit
NICE GAME DOTARDS
WHERE IS MANILA MASSACRE REDDIT THREAD
gg report jugg
>>145236954
worked against Mineshit :^)
*brrrrrr*
WHO /LIQUID/ HERE?
Why do they keep picking Jugg, he is shit
Pick a real carry
>dp cliffed and about to die
>kpii walks next to dp and gets siphoned
fucking lmao
why didn't they just cliff the lycan instead
kpii literally just threw that game.
Should've secured the kill on the DP.
Instead let hao die while he ran off to try and chase fucking nothing.
>toby
What did he mean by this
>>145236931
What's that you say? ES DIDN'T GET BANNED?
>just ignore the straya cunt
>win
it's so easy dotards
I have NEVER seen chuan be anything more than a complete useless sack of shit in the last 3 years
Can somebody explain to me how does this fat faggot keep getting into teams?
>>145236926
Poor Hao is playing with a hand less, give him a break
>in-game stream works fine
>fight starts
>lags like hell , heroes jumping all over the place
Dotacucks paid 40 million dollars for this (75% goes to Valve™)
WHAT'S HIS FUCKING PROBLEM?
>>145237039
Cuz Bat and Bristle were hell bent on losing the game
>newbee
>>145237047
he put too much faith into Hao being able to finish the job
>>145236597
>>145236771
>>145236948
>didnt pick tanky str core hero
>lost
wew
>>145236927
He fucked up his quills around Rosh and then fucked up on killing DP when she was real low right before Hao died
Also kaka let Hao die during that long skirmish
>Nahaz will die in your lifetime
What's a good mouse for >20€?
I don't need anything fancy really, just need it to be fucking durable
based Jerax and MinD_CholesteRoL
LIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUIDLIQUID
>Toby's jokes getting dangerously close to pedophile territory
Classic.
>>145236927
see
>>145237047
also letting the dp siphon him in rosh, and not pressing q.
>>145237094
NOT SOON ENOUGH
MY BOY KURO GOT THIS I TOLD YOU GUYS
NEWBEE DIDN'T LEAVE THEIR BOOTH HAO IS TILTING. CHUAN LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO EAT HAO
>blaming kpii and not that weakass io
>>145237083
good post
>NA: Zero majors
>EU: Three majors
doturds?
>>145237010
please dont deface anime artwork with esports logos
>tfw EG and Secret not even qualifying in the TI open qualifier
I love Secret but that Arteezy & Universe trade was just horrible, they deserve some hell after that bold unnecessary roster changes.
>>145237092
>didn't pick le balanced spoopy lady
>lose
wew
china's so fucking SHit
BREED AUROTH
>>145237083
brehs.jpg
>>145237083
>that form
might aswell break your bones, dumb slut.
>tobiwan can't even pronounce the fucking title of the game he's made a career casting over
kind of sad.
>valve employee eating a banana in the booth with newbee
lmao
>>145236949
if only your team had a hero who shits out disables and one of them is even through bkb
can anyone link the oddshot of sheever's stream where you can hear her pissing for like a minute and a half?
>team with prophet and ebin str cores wins every time
top tier meta hehe
>>145237181
where did you get this pic of my gf?
>>145237094
He's only like 38 and you live dangerously so don't be so sure
>>145237083
>>145237174
thats disgusting
>>145237163
IO literally couldn't do anything that game. That's a draft issue/rhasta's or bat's problem for not setting up relocates.
>>145237234
Honestly the final day needed an emergency patch to fix Slardar, Naix, Death Prophet.
>>145236876
They are ok, they won WCA like a few months ago when S4 had a bad cold.
>>145237247
>Anon
>living dangerously
>>145237261
NIGGA U GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
This is the greatest fucking Dota squad of all time.
>>145237261
low
test
BRO
Is there any good dota yuri to fap to until the next game?
has Chuan ever been a good player
>>145237181
Who is this fluid druid?
>>145237182
>anime
>artwork
>anime
>artwork
>anime
>artwork
>anime
>artwork
>anime
>artwork
how does nahaz keep being invited to shit up these tournaments
>>145237294
morbid obesity is dangerous
>>145237310
It's gay to be attracted to a girl that can whip your ass
>>145237281
oh and Beastmaster
>>145237247
>He's only like 38
he looks like 50+
Why can't NA win a major?
>>145237313
That's not TI1Navi, or even TI3Navi
What is the origin of the gulag meme?
>>145237225
Things that seem to counter a good weaver
>Disruptor
>Bane
>Legion Commander
>Earthshaker
>A good lina or lion player
There are more than enough counters to weaver
>>145237370
>It's gay to be attracted to a girl
t. tripfag
>>145237294
>hourly bigmac and tendies
>unlimited mountain dew and coke
>perfectly safe
fuking kpii is so shit
>>145237350
how does merlini keep being invited to cast with his fucking speech impediment?
>>145237313
They really were, just replace Mason with fear and they are the best team in the world.
>>145237370
>being a skeleton-mode sub-man
shiggy
>>145237358
We're all underweight anon, not the other way around
Reddit has the fatties
I thought leagues balance was terrible but apparently dota's is about as bad
>>145237403
>honey pots
we win TI son
>>145237408
generals are referred to using terms of isolation
russians play dota
>>145237347
uh oh someone got triggered :^)
>2k16
>getting triggered by anime
>>145237468
You need to qualify first.
>>145237347
>uppity whore posting
>Replying to tripfags
Top jaj
>>145237435
>replace Mason with Fear
Nah.
Mason only played 4 heroes but he played them to perfection.
>>145237358
>>145237431
That's just a slow suicide
bunch of cunts
>>145237428
>>145237440
>replying to tripfags
>>145237456
>most heroes picked in a tournament ever
hmm...
>>145237370
Maybe if you also lifted and weren't a skinny/fat shit, she couldn't kick your ass and you'd be attracted to her
>>145237403
we're one of the weakest regions and all of the good players are split up in different teams
>give J-god earth spirit
>lose
>don't give J-god earth spirit
>win
was it so hard?
>>145237456
At least in dota you can adapt by buying different items in heroes to counter the fotm heroes and not get banned I guess
>>145237370
But i could easily beat her up, by virtue of being a man with similar training.
So, i can enjoy a wild, powerfull woman who could leglock my shit up when i fuck her standing up.
Y'all noodle arm niggas disgust me
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL
I wish soe would sit on my face
>>145237529
>because they were all converted into teamfighters
>>145237456
t. 0k MMR
>>145237434
I've got no problem understanding him, what's the issue?
>>145237534
>>145237552
>Implying I need to be attracted to her
>>145237591
sad but true
>>145237552
Jesus anon, you fucking reek of insecurity.
>>145237585
try and start casting overwatch or something, if you're successful she'll probably do it to boost her career
>>145237550
Jerax doesn't have a 100% winrate with ES at this event though
>>145237227
>a minute and a half
I don't think anyone could pee that long, not even girls.
>>145237579
That guy in the back looks like an absolute homo
Kuro is enjoying the crowd
Who replaces Zai in Kaipi?
>>145237434
speech impediment makes you unable to do analysis? would you rather have slacks do it then, he doesn't have a speech impediment
>>145237493
>implying defending champs arent invited
>>145237609
You're just used to it. Listen to him carefully. He's a native English speaker but his flow is fucking weird. He doesn't have a caster's voice.
why are the levels in this game so trasH?
>>145237591
>muh 45m afk farm meta
Might as well just leave now, it's not coming back ever
>>145237683
REMINDER THAT ONLY SING SING HASNT WON A VALVE EVENT
Jesus, not only /int/ and /pol/, but /fit/fags also escape from their containment board to come here. Why?
>>145237675
finally he is the king of manlets
>>145237493
Fuck off and die
>>145237662
http://www.xvideos.com/video9437195/world_record_-_very_long_piss_caught_by_voyeur
>>145237174
i love the boobie wiggle, more?
>>145237723
oh I haven't played in months pham
>>145237210
is that Banana man?
who are these old guys? gaben's friends?
There are people ITT giving attention to a tripfag
>>145237428
>girls
>current year
>>145237709
>Implying they weren't invited to the Frankfurt major
>>145237683
>singsing this tiny and twinky
Just pump my erection up
>>145237683
Aui
God I really fucking hope they only switch out Nahaz during Grand Finals analyst desk
>>145237767
just filter him you moron
fucking hell did you newfriends come straight from reddit for the finals
newbee might actually be one of the worst teams to do well at dota
chuan can literally only play 2 heroes
kpii is the worst offlaner in the history of dota, he can't play any traditional offlane heroes whatsoever
this means that mu or some one else has to sacrifice themselves to play heroes like phoenix or batrider cause the 4 position and 3 position can't play them
not to mention that literally nobody on the team can play earth spirit
>>145237826
Ayesee will replace him
Jesus Christ, shut up you fucking subhuman pinoys. Let the analysts analyze their shit.
>>145237737
What about Boner?
>>145237651
I think that might look like it for someone with no test.
It's alright we can,t all have good genetics and willpower
>>145237784
Pubs are the only place that playstyle survives though :^)
>>145237870
t. 2k shitter
>>145237874
God I hope so.
besides weaboobait and a useless sack of shit what is juggernaut supposed to do
don't tell me he's considered a "carry"
So who did you guys vote for most banned hero this major.
>>145237826
It's truly miraculous how little he has to say. A week full of 'analyzing' and he has to say anything of substance.
Any of the pro players would be better
ffs who disturb all the monkeys?
>>145237870
>kaka can't play earthspirit
>>145237662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkDdW24pe-4
>>145237887
Pubs have been awful memeback fests for many patches mate, don't know what you are talking about.
>>145237894
do they fug?
>>145237683
Here's a trivia, can you guess whose stuff this is?
>>145237923
ajungler
>>145237894
>guy says "you are muted"
>responds to my insults anyway
What do you and that guy have in common?
>>145237894
hot
>>145237923
>best base attack time
>crit
>magic immunity
>>145237950
if kaka plays ES then chuan has to play 5 which he is totally useless on
why did the Warcraft movie flop?
>>145237894
thats so adorable :3
>>145237073
>sexualizing a skeleton
Why do people do this? Pugna isn't even a popular or good hero, it makes no sense.
>>145237878
black almost looks handsome from that angle
>>145237894
Blue board dumb fuck
>>145237886
You just keep proving me right.
You shouldn't feel so inadequate anon, instead of deluding yourself just accept yourself for who you are.
>>145237894
s-source?
>>145237924
Beast Master
he can still do it, r-right?
who is the cutest pro dota 2 player?
>still replying to trip man
top Robinson, reddit is at full energy tonight
>>145238051
>questioning memes
>>145238046
it's not flopping it's just not popular among movie critics
>>145238093
read that as breast master ayyyyy
>>145237894
That's pretty gay
>Newbee got dp
gg
>>145238046
it didn't.
Tencent paid for it.
Main market was china. It's the biggest opening of all time in china.
>>145238074
>1 titty bad
>gay porn every day
okay
>DP again
NERF THIS BRAINDEAD CUNT ALREADY
>>145237894
What teams will he destroy next?
>>145238110
hao
>>145237923
can tp out while spinning
>>145237227
Did that happen?
Oh god pls this is my fetish
>>145237768
Is that a boy or girl pissing? Can't check now
>>145238179
OG or Liquid, whoever wins the finals
>>145237924
>>145238046
>Flop
It made shittons of moneys especially in asia, reviews matter very little nowadays.
Warcraft 2 is all but confirmed.
>>145238179
mine
>>145237435
>this team is one player away from being together again but even then it wouldn't be the same
>>145238110
Literally miracle.
fucking merlini why do I ever listen to his prediction videos
>SLARDAR 62% WINRATE
DISRUPTOR 65% WINRATE
@MANILA MAJOR
GAME IS FUCKING DONE
IT IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR NEWBEE TO DEFEAT TL
>>145238159
tencent owns blizzard? but dont they own League?
>DP again
JUST PICK PUGNA
>>145238110
Why aren't team just building 5 blademail and running at DP
>pick dp
>win tourney
WOW DOTARDS. THAT IS IT. I'M GOING TO PLAY CSGO.
>>145238178
Holy fuck that toss was so pristine
>>145238051
It's a small skeleton hero that looked female in wc3. Obviously it became a loli meme.
>>145238179
every team at ti6 and ti7 other than secret
>>145238251
post more boobie-wiggle while lifting please.
>>145237894
I wanna do jiu jitsu now
>>145238274
>Use AK
>Win
Nice meta, CS:GOfags
Most based teams of all time:
TI4 EG (Arteezy, Mason, Universe, Zai, PPD)
TI3 Liquid (TC, Korok, Bulba, qojqva, ixmike)
TI2 Navi (XBOCT, Dendi, LoH, Ars-Art, Puppey)
Team Zephyr (Corey, Blitz, Bamboe, Eosin, Purge)
>>145238267
FUCK
why is mind control so fat
>>145238110
febby and aphrodite
>>145238274
>>145238261
Nigga
Team Liquid has 62% winrate Disruptor and 60% winrate Slardar.
They got 2 out of the 5 patch heroes.
Reminder that this is the most garbage patch in the long time, centered around only so few picks and bans
Reminder to sit up straight
>>145238353
>no SPEED gaming
>>145238365
He's storing skills.
>>145238381
>largest hero pool of any premier tournament
LEL
>>145238178
damn...
>>145238353
>Team Zephyr
>>145238220
yes she pissed like a fucking race-horse
>>145238365
he eats a lot of snickers
>>145238159
I don't frequent this gulag as much as I used to, so I haven't seen this "gay porn everyday" you speak of
>>145238353
>all have 0 achievements on their respective years
>>145238365
He has a weak mind and can't control his appetite
>>145237740
/vg/ was created as a containment board for /v/
>>145238397
LE SINGSING IS SO GOOD AND FUNNEH XD
JUST CAN'T FIND A GOOD TEAM, RIGHT GUYS? Xd
fucking kys
>>145238365
thyroid problem :^)
>badslardar against slardar
sigh looks like no hype east vs west finals
how do we get girls to play dota. I can't get this one bitch to play dota with me.
>>145238365
high testosterone appetite + sedentary lifestyle
>>145238353
LITERALLY OUR GUYS
>>145238428
Most of those were alliance. They lost most of their games as well. And they're eliminated. Picking outside the box doesn't win you tourneys.
>>145238110
febby
>>145238428
Did you forget to say that it is the tournament with the least flexible drafting? It is one of the most strict tournaments I've seen, the drafting is a cat and mouse play around 5 heroes and if you lose that you lose the game.
Reminder that it really doesn't matter if your hero gets memepicked as cheese strat or desperation when the 'average' draft (the statistically relevant) is around 5 heroes.
