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Previous Thread
>>145228359
>2 hour break between now and the grand final
fuck you guys I'm going to bed
dance thread
![dr_by_hai_ru-d6j2ziy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ezibr0K.png "dr_by_hai_ru-d6j2ziy[1].png")
>doubting our girl
fuck OG
WE CANT HAVE MEMEPATCH WINNERS TAKING TWO MAJORS
>>145241952
>>145241969
>>145241930
>>145241934
>>145241943
>>145241878
>>145241853
Enjoy your honeypot lan, see you at TI6 Eurocucks.
>no one flaming aussies
Th-thanks guys.
Is esports done now?
is it safe to go back to gameposting?
>finland beats Sven
it's like pottery lads
>An hour and half before the next match "starts"
first
CHINKS BTFO
1st for Liquid is NA
Reminder that the drow medusa poster was right.
LIQUID ARE DOING IT
LIQUID ARE DOING IT
LIQUID ARE DOING IT
LIQUID ARE DOING IT
TOO MANY VIABLE HEROES
LAST PICK IS TOO STRONG
BALANCE CHANGES TO DRAFT INCOMING
>no West vs East finals
Can i fap before next match or am i gonna miss some cool shit
>mfw european union
>NA absolute trash this tournament (again)
>another EU vs EU finals (again)
how fucking mad are you now amerifats?
>>145242182
We get cosplay competition
>>145242156
but anon cosplay is coming
>NEWBEE ARE GOOD
If Liquid loses to Team Reddit, how many people here will kill themselves?
anyone else notice how kpii missed every single wall+vacuum combo and the only reason he got illusions is because the people he vacuumed walked into it?
Chinks and Americucks B T F O
>b-but muh Moonmeander
lmao
THE CITY OF NEWBEE
THE CITY OF NEWBEE
THE CITY OF NEWBEE
THE CITY OF NEWBEE
THE CITY OF NEWBEE
>pick agi cores lineup
>win
UHHHH DOTURDS?
>EU has won 3 majors
>NA has won 0 (ZERO) majors
dotards?
can anyone link the oddshot of sheever's stream where you can hear her pissing for like a minute and a half?
I wish soe would sit on my face
>that feel when our guy mike will never be relevant again
>>145242182
>>145242156
For real?
Guess i'm gonna get myself gorged on coffee then
That or get Slacks to plug in his PS3 and do another Royal Rumble
LITERALLY OUR GUY
>>145242176
If you were as obnoxious as Americans, you'd get flamed more.
>>145242291
um the same american team won two majors in a row????
>>145242276
i love og actually, i hope they win but liquid look so strong.
So hyped for NA vs NA finals
why is jerax so much better than any other asian player? what makes him different?
>>145242291
EUHM BACK OFF???!
>Frankfurt major: EU vs EU finals
>Shanghai major: EU vs EU finals
>Mnailla major: EU vs EU finals
POTTERY
Reminder that Euros can only play well at tournaments that don't matter.
USA will win two TIs in a row.
Reminder that TI5 by itself was worth more than all 3 of the majors. Enjoy your valve-sponsored honeypots, europe. Lest you embarrass yourselves again to the point where you call VP EU.
reminder that NA can still win this
1,5/5 OG players are NA
REMINDER MOON IS CANADIAN AND FLY WAS BORN IN TORONTO
THIS IS AN NA VS EU FINALS
AMERICA BTFO
Is Jerax the best player in the world right now? This nigger is on point all day every day
daily reminder that all of these games were decided during the draft
>liquid on the finals of a major
>N0tail fly on the finals of a major
>W33 and mysery had a better placement and probably can get top 8 at TI
>S4 is at least invited to TI
>Secret is going to the open qualifiers
What went wrong?.
REMINDER THAT
LIQUID = NA
U S A
S
A
U S A
S
A
need some aussies to explain themselves
>>145242327
MASTURB
A
MAN
>doubting best girl
LMAO BAKA PHAMPAI
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo_-KoBiBG0
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
NO NA DOTA ALLOWED BELOW THIS LINE
_______________________________
>tfw Moon will win the major for NA
also STFU NAHAZ JESUS FUCKJ
>Middle eastern tensions rising for the finals
wow a drow won, i'm gonna pick in my pub game right now!
Someone post the Merlini webm
Ignore and report tripfags
>3 Majors
>3 EU vs EU finals
>>145242337
If they won, they wouldn't be NA.
>pick Sven
>you counter it by walking away
>>145242291
EE at shanghai
DRINK WATER
>>145242327
Amazed they let them set his sponsor to hyperxxx
Its like poopy jokes tier humor but i chuckle everytime I read it
ESPORTS ARE ASLEEP
POST NEW MEMES
Finland is OUR country, so you have to cheer for whichever team has the most Fins
Should I stay up for the grandfinals or go to sleep for E3 tomorrow?
>>145242291
Effectively 3 three million dollar LANS. Which means 9 million dollar lans. Just a few more to go.
>>145242332
euros are by far the most obnoxious
>not a single NA team involved with the series
>NA BTFO
???
>>145242416
MVP choked against LGD and didn't dumpster Liquid a second time this tourney
>>145242380
he's not asian.
>>145242390
shut up PPD, you are irrelevant
>thinking the sons of the Pekka Khan will lose to chinks
>>145242390
I believe in PPD.
Black was right, Newbee with no good Aquillas
>>145242390
>>145242391
Is it time to post PooPooDee?
>third EU V EU FINAL
NA?
CN?
SEA?
CIS?
australia
blown
the
fuck
out
>>145242468
bone7 pls
>>145242401
fly is jew and moon is chink
can't be canadian if u aren't white
fuck off trudeau
>>145242475
grandfinals.
>TI5: EG
>Frankfurt: OG
>Shanghai: Secret
>Manila: Liquid or OG
Is this truly the end of Chinese dota? Will you miss it?
>>145242401
NA v NA
OG IS NA
LIQUID IS NA
PURE FREEDOM FINALS
Sumail is playing QoP guys.
Nothing better to watch for an hour.
i like how the old guy interrupts genuine commentary to be like "u-um numbers numbers numbers and... the gold difference... i am important to okay"
guess what, being the 'stats man' doesn't mean you read the fucking box score at us. it means you incorporate those telling and overlooked stats into your useful commentary.
Reminder that I was the only one to call out NB draft shit in the last thread while /d2g/ was going 'LE WHAT DID U SAY xDDDD' when TL lost to a few memeganks.
WHAT
DOES
IT
MEME
?????
>austrailia not in the finals
>NA in the finals
top lel
>>145242485
NAcucks were rooting for chinks because they're salty about yurop.
>>145242390
Right now any American teams aren't even worth an invite to TI
>>145242380
He is fingolian. The best genetics of asian and whites put together.
Truly he is the ubermensch
>>145242549
don't forget DAC which was in China
What's the best EU snack?
>no australians left to call Newbee an australian team
can't make that shit up
Fuck you shitters, I'm going to pick my boy Sven now and get rampage and carry the fucking game
>>145242563
>Networth difference
>>145242485
It's revenge for NA bulls shitposting and American arrogance all of 2015
Fuck Liquid. Most boring fucking dota. Hope OG reks them
Is EG seriously going to get directly invited despite breaking the roster lock?
>>145242471
>>145242390
>EG is Sumail, Fear, Universe, zai, and ppd now
>Peter Pandaman literally destroyed Secret from the inside
>>145242590
>OG
>happy to win the honeypot which is less than 2 months before TI6
???
REMINDER THAT THE FUTURE OF NA DOTA IS IN THE HANDS OF A LITERAL S W E D E
KNOW YOUR PLACE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>145242537
What if both of them were Canadian citizens?
>>145242550
NA vs NA confirmed.
Liquid is an NA organization.
OG's Crit, Moon and Fly is NA.
>>145242586
You mean like TI when the Euros were rooting for chinks because they were salty about NA?
>>145242556
olympic lifting looks like the dumbest shit ever
>>145242468
what is that
>>145242563
>israel vs palestine finals
>>145242305
>people still use my shitty ixmike made on paint
>>145242550
This level of delusion is sad man.
>>145242651
ppd is on a dead team dude. ti5 eg is dead.
>>145242305
our NA bull
>>145242475
>E3
literally a giant marketing shill event
do you actually want to watch a multi-hour long collection of glorified advertisements instead of watching liquid stomp the shit out of OG? really?
>>145242586
Nah I just fucking hate how Team Liquid plays, funny since I liked how they played when they formed the team
>>145242390
>>145242391
Peru is going to ddos the shit out of EG during the open qualifers
WHEN DOES THE FINAL START
>another /d2g/ thread that has nothing but the same exact memes, "reminders" "what does it mean", anime posting bullshit
I genuinely want summer /vg/ and /v/ to just go and stay on the twitch chat where this low level of bantz is welcome
>>145242556
T H I C C
Did all the Australians die to emus and manta rays?
>>145242380
because he played too much earth spirit, making good with any hero
>>145242549
They did fine this time actually, Top 3 and 4 are both Chinese. I expected it to be worse.
>>145242651
>Break rosterlock 2 months before Ti
>refuse to practice
>reveal strats in open qualifiers
>pickup rtz
I can go on.
>>145242706
>-aui +zai somehow isn't better
?
![0063257_eti-topkek-cilekli-40-gr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DxWyCTr.jpg "0063257_eti-topkek-cilekli-40-gr[1].jpg")
>>145242612
>>145242706
>ti5 eg is dead
it's literally the same team except with zai instead of aui
Based
Crit vs Jerax
>>145242468
>>145242674
Looks like a kidney stone?
Either way that's disgusting anon
>>145242726
it's tomorrow
WHO /MATUMBA/ HERE
>>145242305
He has one shot at fame.
He has to knock out EG in the open qualifiers.
>>145242563
>Urpalaning
>Trinkz
>Ivan Boris Slav Ov
>Vain Nigga
>Kuro Takahatasomamitsu
NA team.
>muh eu vs na muh na vs na muh eu vs eu
GUYS
OG IS ISRAEL
TL IS PALESTINE
>>145242654
EGORAPTOR?
>Fata, the career choker vs miracle the prodigal arab bull
lmao, NA got this
>>145242758
>Switching out a Canadian for a Swede
>Ever not better
>>145242738
>summer
Reminder that only literal newfag idiots from rabbit think there are 'summerfags' when various image board admins (like moot) have time and time again posted statistics of traffic going down and slowing at summer.
>FATA can't play dusa
-d2g
>>145242716
>liquid stomp the shit out of OG
OG is going to 3-0 Liquid like always
>>145242298
Seconding this again
>>145242796
libderally ours guy :DD
>>145242764
But this time they are a team of backstabbers
why is this old man on the panel? how is he even slightly relevant
>>145242796
RIGHT HERE /F A M/
I'll be 4.5k in a few days, hope to see you guys in my matches!
>>145242556
That looks dangerous. ;_;
What if she slips?
How could he lose?
KuroKY IS BACK
>>145242654
was it confirmed zai will replace aui or is it just a rumor?
>>145242753
>refuse to practice
>implying open quals isn't practice
>reveal strats in open qualifiers
>needing to reveal strats in fucking NA open quals
>pickup rtz
>implying they'll make the same mistake
>I can go on
please don't, stop tripfagging too
>some shitter BTFO out of nahaz so hard that nahaz is trying his best to explain things happening in game without spouting %
lmfao nice one dude
pls no spamerino in the threaderino
Are there any NA bulls playing in this final?
>KURO IS RIGHT
Goddamn slacks
>>145242721
>Elisa Oyj
How come your ISP has a girly name?
>>145242867
Because dota is esports now
Where is the australian at? I need some good laugh
>>145242637
dumb anime poster
Ah DotA... the eternal moba.
>slacks
Why is Slacks' voice so high
>>145242867
Because Reddit loves his flaccid cock
Holy shit that guy is a manlet
>>145242926
? he is a chink
Post THAT webm. You know the one.
BASED OUR GUY KURO
>>145242826
>canadian with TI win
>swede has no ti wins
???
>>145242832
>giving Fata- a tanky hero
lmao retards
>>145242410
Retard, Newbee had huge time window before Medusa get farmed but they threw the lead because the WW played like shit and Liquid kited Sven hard. It all came down to execution.
>you should be on the right for this
ok i laughed, well done Slacks
do anyone have the gif/webm of hao raging?
AHAHAUHUDHAUWHDAHAAHHAH Hey Kuro, I AHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH have a question, HAHAHAAHAHAA for you HAHAAHAAAAHHAA how you feeling? AHAHAHAAHAHA
>>145242926
just fuck off already m8
we were just trolling, a team that's 4/5 chink is obviously not australian
>>145242872
4.5k is the new 3k because of mmr inflation
Hey Nervous Giggling Man is my favorite! Give him the elbow NGM! hillllarious!
>>145242896
Nahaz said liquid would win 2-1
>EUfags worshipping a literal manlet
Seems to run in their blood, Napoleon, Hitler, etc.
>EU vs EU grandfinals
>no NA teams at all in the top 3
>NA posters still think they're relevant enough to post in /d2g/
please leave
>>145242906
The worst offlaner in the world Moommeander
>>145242894
At the rate they're going, they'll have to reveal strats because they don't have diverse hero pools.
>>145242563
>Kingdom of Israel
vs
>Persian Empire
>listening to slacks instead of watching Sumail play QoP
>Slacks: 6'
>Kuro: 5'11"
NEWBEE WTF ARE YOU DOING
Look all those screaming philippines monkeys
CNDOTA已完啊
>>145242832
all he did was kite a sven and get undercommited on in ganks then pop ult
>>145242978
>Newbee had huge time window before Medusa get farmed
"No".
NB needed to snowball the everloving shit out of that game to win it. Even if they had gotten similar lead to the game they won earlier vs. TL it wouldn't have been enough. Team Liquid had amazing complete draft.
>>145242947
he is a castrato, yet he's going bald. I am confused
>its a CHINKS pick wyvern and end up saving the enemy carry getting hit by a roided sven episode
also lads: was kuro right?
who here supports the suprdo agenda?
its literally my favorite meme dudesters
>if liquid wins
>og wins a major and gets 2nd place
>liquid wins a major and gets 2nd place
>secret wins a major and gets 2nd place
WHAT
WENT
WRONG
>>145242725
>MFW Secret and EG don't win the open qualifiers
>>145242970
>>145243025
you have a 1 in 3 chance of getting it right just by guessing
>OG is one of the best teams in the world
REMINDER THAT NA WON THE LAST INTERNATIONAL, SO THEY'RE STILL THE BEST REGION.
SO YOU MUSLIMS AT TI6 AND WE'LL SEE IF YOU CAN WIN REAL TOURNAMENTS.
Are other generals this retarded or just The Gulag??
>>145243028
LEAVE KURO ALONE
HE HAS TO PREPARE FOR NEXT SERIES FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK
>>145243050
sorry i don't care about
L O S E R S
>>145243050
>watching a 29-1 match
>>145242885
just walk away
>kuroky
absolutely based
>>145242926
>>145243050
>watching a literal terrorist
reported you to the nsa
>>145243097
le tanky STR meta
What
>>145243028
Napoleon being a manlet was UK propaganda.
Kuro is based.
Matu > Notail
Fata < Miracle
Jerax = Crit
Kuro >/= Fly
MC > Moon
Literally how is Dota so gay?
There needs to be studies conducted on this.
>he yanked the mic before kuro could say i hope so
DIck
>>145243036
>don't have diverse hero pools
>pocket strats to reveal
you can't have both dumb euronigger, pick one to shitpost about
HAHAHAHA
FUCKING SLACKS
GIVING THE GOOFBALLS TO KUROKY
GIVING THE GOOFBALLS TO KUROKY
Ask with the smooth kiss bait
I feel you man ;)
started from the bottom now we here
>EU has won 3 majors in the last year
>still hasnt won as much money as NA did in one tourny
laughing with tears emoji ok hand emoji
Why does Kuro act like such a manlet?
>>145243134
no-one does esports like this
please fire him
kuro has been so right
>supporting redditguys
>not our literal guys
>CHINKS
>CHINKS
>>145242738
>summer
It's literally been like this since the lead up to TI 5
The finals are made of teams that have been together since post TI reshuffle. It clear that teams that play together for a longer time and work out their weaknesses are better than reshuffled star player crap like secret and eg.
Everytime Kuro talk I feel like the heaven smiles
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE
>are we gonna kiss
god slacks
>You will never kiss Kuroky
>>145243097
your veno went forcestaff instead of smart shit like a veil and probalby used it to force himself into the entire enemy team and feed.
also looks like your axe sucks cock and ember and np took all the fucking farm off the map so ursa kept trying to gank way too late by himself and died.
>>145243214
Because nobody dares piss him off. They know what will happen (rtz)
>>145243136
>amerismalls
>>145243091
that's some pretty cool history tbqh
>>145243097
>blogging
>in between
>esports
>>145243125
t. eg/secret shitter
>>145243113
>mfw that is literally the reason i dont kms
>FINAL AT 15 O CLOCK
>IT IS LIKE 13 NOW IN PHILIPPINES
WHAT THE FUCCCC
>FINAL AT 15 O CLOCK
>IT IS LIKE 13 NOW IN PHILIPPINES
WHAT THE FUCCCC
>>145242867
>NOT LIKING NAHAZ
>NOT RESPECTING THE PURITY OF STATS
are u 2k
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
I really like action slacks as an interviewer
I hated him before, but he has the charisma and charm that an interviewer needs
NAHAZ NECK YOURSELF
Europe > China > SEA > Americas
>>145242832
Kuro told him to pretend he was playing Viper. Seem that have worked
>>145243091
big if true
>>145243114
2-0 Liquid
2-0 Newbee
2-1 Liquid
2-1 Newbee
1 in 4 chances actually.
Can we end the debate and agree that Kuro was right?
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DOTA WILL
AND ALWAYS BE
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LIKE HOLY FUCKING
SHIT
NO AMOUNT OF FEMALE PORN DRAWN OR MADE WOULD HELP THIS SERIES
IT'S ALL GAY
THE COMMUNITY IS GAY
THE PLAYERS ARE GAY
THE PROS ARE GAY
DOTA IS GAY.
>>145242976
>giving Fata- a tanky hero
Is this the birth of a new meme?
>nahaz
