>INFORMATION & GUIDES
git gud
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Don't be a degenerate you dipshit
Rum is disgusting.
Grog > Rum
Already over? What am I supposed to do with my day now?
>SEA MONKEY TEAMS CHEATING
>THEY STILL LOSE
KEK
alright this is starting to look better
xd TriHard only REAL KANG can buid: perfect pyramid TriHard TriHard . WE WUZ KINGS! WE WUZ KINGS! TriHard TriHard TriHard And my pyramid still higher! mu TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard
/matumbaman/
>>145063578
what kind of a shit pirate ship captain are you
>>145063525
>Was the MVP win over liquid a fluke/just a bad day?
MVP banned running wolfman. Liquid lost their shit because they couldn't handle the teamwork from MVP
How long before the janitor deletes this one?
Post your strongest dota meme, winner gets a suprise
So why is twitch meme cancer okay in these threads now?
Any other games today?
What's next for him once he remembers EG is pure trash?
>>145063651
Dunno, it's pretty pathetic 2bh
>>145063656
PipeHype JUMALAUTA PipeHype ETTÄ PipeHype TUNTUU PipeHype HYVÄLTÄ PipeHype OLLA PipeHype NESTE PipeHype FANIHOMO PipeHype
>>145063656
Holy shit is he salty, being a major dick to both nahaz and charlie lul
This panel is a disaster
>>145063247
really need more of fem tidehunter =(
>>145063601
>>145063709
retiring, just like all the trash players: rtz, ee, zai, ppd
>>145063709
What happened to him?
If someone abandons the game shouldn't be scored. period.
make abandoning hell though.
>>145063580
they're not soundproof in LoL either, they never are in any game. or more accurately they might decently muffle outside sounds to be almost unhearable when combined with white noise generators but they will never not take vibrations from the crowd unless you hang them from the fucking ceiling. the fact that you think they're soundproof in LoL is just a statement on how by the balls Riot has you cucks that nobody dares to mention this
who's the brown guy in the panel?
>>145063694
no
wtf is wrong with the makeup on purge and nahaz
i just noticed that they look really feminine with eyeliner or some shit wow
>>145063495
Stop butchering the OP you cretin
>>145063560
God bless Remy
>>145063723
Hes just mad because he spend all of his neet-bux on bernie.
>>145063618
thanks la
didn't get to watch that game from shoddy internet
on an unrelated note, can someone post the thumbs up sunglasses faceless void?
>>145063854
He's feeling the bern?
>>145063795
doesnt matter riot just pays salaries to their pro video gamers so who gives a fuck who wins they all get paid anyway rofl
>>145063823
Is that DemonDota ?
>>145063823
Will Jimmy win American qualifiers with his Peru crew?
>>145063854
IS THIS FUCKING REAL???
>>145063854
>an entire thousand dollars and some chump change
Literally what he gets for one panel session at a valve event
>>145063854
>>145063854
no
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f
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>>145063854
Also he gave it to a wrong guy, that says bernard not bernie.
>>145063854
im not american, is it common for low income people to throw money at political candidates that have infinitely small chances to win?
>>145063916
Is demon really in peru?
>>145063737
jesus
>>145063795
They were at least 2 earpieces/headphones in lol tourneys.
1 for voice chat
1 for in-game sounds
And 1 big one just to muffle out the outide noise
>Fucking dotaretards actually think cheering for the team you support is cheating
Holy shit
NEW SECRET ROSTER IN 4 MONTHS:
1. EE SAMA
2. DEMON
3. SEXYBAMBOE
4. BULBA
5. PIELIEDIE
>>145063594
>eu 7
miracle- is from EU
>>145064002
>low income people
you're pretty stupid
>>145064017
The fuck? How can you hear one if you have the other on? How does that even work?
>>145063854
AHAHAHA
>>145064048
Miracle is from Jordania
>>145063854
You realize that purge probably makes 6 figures from his youtube alone right? That kind of money is just chump change to him. Stop being so jelly
Post >yfw Finland wins teh dotabowl
>4chan shitting the bed again
JAP MOOT
FIX YOUR SITE YOU FUCKING SHITSUCKING AUTIST
>>145064017
They were literally shouting "SMOKE" and "ROSHAN" you monkey
Even if the players didn't hear it the crowd tried to cheat
Also you can't soundproof stomping and shit
>>145063854
>tfw unless sanders runs next year that money is going to Clinton or charity
Better hope it goes to charity at least lmao
>>145064056
he's definately not making >50k annually since he constantly complains about his student loan payments
and you know throwing his cash at bernie who wants to remove existing debts
>>145064080
Lebanon, actually
>>145064080
Half Polak, half Jordan afaik, Mother is polish
>>145064098
>>145064081
well he's gonna need that income, cause he sure ass hell wont be invited to another Valve event with buzzkill attitude
>>145064048
he is half EU same as Kuro
The esl one Manila crowd was better to be honest. They were just as hype but they didn't scream smokes and ganks.
>>145064017
>>145064068
It is the same in dota retard. Newfags forgot all the controversy?
>>145064080
>>145064148
and born in poland with polish citizenship, therefore EU
>>145064203
HOW CAN YOU HEAR THE OTHER HEADSET IF IT'S NOT ON YOUR EARS?
>no one bans Naix against Moogumbo
okay.
>>145064187
That's what you get when the ticket is only 10$
I literally don't even know the number of the patch we're on
>>145064146
Its actually Jordan and Poland. Check his Liquidpedia.
>>145064220
pretty sure he lives in jordan m8, he would get lynched in poland
>>145064220
I did not imply anything otherwise with stating that his mother was polish. Maybe I should have included that he lives in poland.
![stdin_snapshot_12.37_[2016.06.07_11.59.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A4QPeCU.jpg "stdin_snapshot_12.37_[2016.06.07_11.59.29].jpg")
Any kind anon can upload or make a torrent of Today/yesterday games?
I had no internet at home and probally today i'll be internetless too, just download them in dota and upload somewhere, please.
I can't watch the youtube VODs at this moment, neither download them (1.44GB each game).
Please
>>145064224
They have earbuds inside their ears. In ear. They wear a noise cancelling earmuff, this has no speaker or microphone. The one around their neck is being used for the microphone
>>145064124
>dota2 pros are so next level, they have map awareness AND seismological awareness
I bet the audience stomps the enemy team's strat in morse code during the super bowl
>>145064313
Same setup on dota when there are no booths.
>>145064298
The replays? Or the VODS? How are you gonna get the torrent without internet?
>>145064143
Lmao stop making shit up. How he have debt snd not be making 6 figures from his 400k subscribers in youtube?
I dont like the guy either but im not petty enough to make up delusional lies like yours
Guys, remember when EE-sama was The Carry?
>>145064391
I was talking about dota as well. The rotk pic I uploaded.
>>145064397
A torrent of the replays downloaded from dota, i'll download them at my job.
teach me how to dota
Anybody wanna play a match with me? I don't have an MMR I'm just tryna git gud after not playing for a year.
Which dire camp lets me do this?
Oh wait, there isn't one because dire jungle is shit.
>games are over for the day
>thread devolves into a whole new level of stupidity
see you tomorrow retards
>>145064489
Isn't there an actual site where you can download dota replays just by match id's. Find and use that
>>145064489
I would do it but I am in fucking Australia. 1mb Upload speed is the most I can get in Sydney near the main CBD
I miss him
>>145064573
>he doesn't have the nbn
>>145064524
Is it a new champ O_o
>>145064502
holy shit who is this cock dock
>>145064524
this one you fucking 2k mmr autist.
>>145064524
>Which dire camp lets me do this?
Dire Ancients
Dire bottom medium camp
Dire also has better chokepoint jungling
>OG 61%
>Liquid 92%
>>145064552
I'll try to find it.
>>145064573
Thanks, i know how you feel. I had only 500kb upload.
>>145064772
value bets
>liquid picks dp + lycan or naix + slardar every single fucking game
>fnatic just allowed them to pick it
explain this dotards
Why is carry dazzle a thing but carry oracle isn't?
Oracle has way more carry potential.
>>145064635
We dont have fiber installed yet in this area mate
>>145064772
>Liquid 92%
Well that's a fucking value bet
>>145064860
how the fuck is dazzle carry a thing
>>145064635
>that generic fiber speed
>faster than 99% of au
Now I know why you fags just stick to shitposting
>>145064887
2k baka
>>145064880
If I bet now and the values chance. Are my returns based on the current returns or on the changed values?
>>145064887
>he doesn't dazzlator
lmaoing@urlife
>>145064841
>explain this dotards
Fnatic has a bad drafter/coach.
>>145064930
you say this when you yourself speak about a build that only works in 2k so kys f a m
>>145064887
>how the fuck is dazzle carry a thing
People even go carry Jakiro. People are this retarded.
I want Auroth to vore me.
wtf no more games today?
>haven't played the game for 3 years
>don't know why i still come here
>>145065202
just start playing again, you obviously dont come here for the HIGH LEVEL INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION
do you?
>>145064906
you dont know true pain
>>145064772
the liquid match will adjust as soon as the winner of mvp/lgd is known relax
>>145065314
Can we have colored mmr?
1k~2k - Pink
3k Yellow
4k Purple
5k Teal
6k+ Ice blue with particle effects
>>145065425
>2k and below gets the best color
???
>>145065425
8-1k dogshit with sparkles
9-10k sparkles with dogshit
>>145065481
homo
>>145065314
Fuck Italy
>>145064782
Apparently you can download replays off yasp.co
What hero would make the bestgf
How do I find out what K I am? You know how people say they are 4K or 5K?
>>145065425
if it's some sort of shape like stars then its good.
If its flashy 7241 mmr
WUBWUBWBUWBUWUBWUBW SAMPLE TEXT TWJHTUJHWUTWUTWUT
SWAG
>>145065702
Brew
>>145065736
You don't, you just make it up.
>>145065702
Traxex
>>145065702
Mason
I had no idea /d2g/ was this degenerate
>>145065829
>cuck
>good gf
Secret.Excalibur
How do we solve the whiteness problem of esports? We need to bring in more diversity.
>>145065851
hownu.ru
>No good streams to watch
W-What do /d2g/?
What is the name of that song when players enter stage?
>Secret.SingSing
>Secret.bOne7
>>145065945
this picture is everything you need to know about america
>>145065990
I'm watching gotards esport while playing blood & gold: caribbean
idk do something
>>145065953
American teams are currently hard at work bringing the most terrorists in
>>145065990
>>No good streams to watch
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZrxXp1reP8E353rZsB3jaA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL7O6Onu0lBcwZ8t-YMgGcw
>knew that because of The Newbee Rule And Precedent that Defending Champs get a guaranteed invite
how does he do it bros
What anti virus program did you buy so you don't get ddosd?
>>145066174
>Mars bars
>Coke
>Burgers
>Psychoactive
>>145066234
>coca cola has no caffeine
Epic simply epic
how you want your team senpai?
>>145066174
the 4k mmr drug
pretty smart wouldn't you say
>>145066324
>30mg of caffeine is noticeable
?
what's a good radiance timing on naga?
>>145066353
destroyed please
>>145065953
The real problem is how all top teams are all male. We need to make it mandatory to have 2 female players in every team
>>145066373
just leave the game and don't waste people's time if you have a radiance by minute 10
>>145066369
degenerate detected
>take Addy
>Receive FREE 1-2k MMR skill
>realise you are one of the most toxic d2g posters
>>145065953
Overhaul the combat in the game and turn it into a 3d fighting game with items and farming.
get on my old memes level
why did they add scan to dota when every competitive lan already comes with free scan?
>>145066519
>toxic
fuck off lolbab
Was there an axe game today?
I missed the stream.
is tobi still racist?
>realize you are the most toxic poster on d2g
based
wish I had more images on this new phone tho
>>145063854
>>145064000
lol this
>>145066568
and who are you
>>145066717
I don't watch meme of memes what's this meme
>>145066692
vod?
Can someone get the IDs of today/esterday lower bracket games?
Liquid vs Fnatic
LGD vs VG.R
Liquid vs NaVi
>>145066402
>>145066692
Was he memeing or did this really happen
What the fuck is Nahaz bitching about on Twitter this time?
>noone streaming
What am i going to do until tomorrw lads?
>>145067007
He's got to stay relevant somehow.
>>145067051
I started reading The Witcher books desu
>>145066961
it happened all the times during the first dreamleague but it was a good studio tradition
often people sent food randomly to them during shows and since sing/the qpad team lived there for a bit they ate pizza often
>>145066568
Nice meme, but can I get somesniper tips
>>145066613
>>realize you are the most toxic poster on d2g
keep hoping
>tfw reborn killed my FPS and my NEET lifestyle cannot support getting another computer
>>145066568
>144
>old
>>145067460
I don't have older
>>145067532
>implying witch doctor gun and caprisun wouldn't be awesome as fuck
KingR out of Empire apparently
>>145067663
Lmao even the qualifier invites are fucked
>>145066780
Someone please?
I'm not even asking for upload anymore, just Match IDs, i can't open dota for a week, i need these ids to watch LB at home without internet.
PLEASE
How come Tinker completely fell out of favor so quickly? Dendi had some good games on him.
>>145067838
lots of bkb heroes were being picked so tinker's kinda useless
>>145067782
dotabuff exists
>>145066763
>>145066961
>>145067115
Managed to find this vod:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIB-V1cDCP0
Sing says that at about 27 mins in the video.
>>145067892
Just rocketspam till they pop it and then wait it out lmao. Just wait it out.
>>145067663
But Abdullin was their starsupport. He was based.
This spamming faggot is driving me up a wall
I haven't played this game for 2 years, what's changed the most?
reminder that supports CANNOT be op
>>145068068
Everyones much better now
>>145067663
>>145068043
I just lost interest in them then. KingR seemed pretty based in that one interview.
>>145064502
S-sauce?
>>145067248
midas into dl into deso. Max ur ult.
>>145068056
yo how do you take down a post
>>145068105
>>145068043
https://i.imgur.com/5PRtfwC.png
>>145066043
i think i hear ahmed fucking your wife
>>145068097
the heroes or the player base? I stopped because everyone wanted to coach a team of pubs, but I'm looking to get back into it.
>>145067948
Thanks senpai
>>145068056
Wrong pic how do I change it.
why is it STR meta now?
>>145067663
Kick or Left
Never forget the Black Holes vs Secret on Rubick. Holy FUCK he was good that game.
>>145068056
what the figgidy fuck
>>145068282
HP per STR increased, so STR heroes have more HP than before
Base STR increased
Base mana from 0 to 50
>>145067782
http://replay152.valve.net/570/2425188750_280315440.dem.bz2
http://replay153.valve.net/570/2425267177_1421919860.dem.bz2
http://replay152.valve.net/570/2425393743_1814490566.dem.bz2
http://replay151.valve.net/570/2425518994_294090122.dem.bz2
http://replay151.valve.net/570/2425646897_956506184.dem.bz2
http://replay153.valve.net/570/2425850818_1279662739.dem.bz2
http://replay152.valve.net/570/2426001580_248387478.dem.bz2
>>145068056
>diaperfags
>>145068056
>cribstuck
Any new good JAV to fap to?
>a crowd of pinoys
Explain this dotards
>tfw all 3 of your favourite teams potentially in the top 4
MVP needs to send XIAO8 back to the dumpster and then everything is good
I can't handle losing games that are complete throws
Especially because most of the time I'm the one who gets a huge streak, but I am powerless in ending the game when my team simply does not push when the enemies are 3-4 down, and ignores me
Or like one recent game, where me and my carry juggernaut were the only ones left alive out of the whole game, and we already downed mid rax, and had ~30 seconds that we could have just throned in, but he went for another rax and ignored me completely, and later we lost
Seeing victory right there, in reach, and knowing that if I had unit control over my entire team I would be able to just end it and end the suffering, but not being able to, drives me completely insane and pretty sure it damaged my health by now
Fix this useless shit.
>>145068693
They're the only ones that love dota
>>145068701
mvp needs to throw so LGD can beat liquid, cos i doubt they'd lose twice to the same team
who /M A T U M B A/ here? :DD
>>145068830
>useless
2k mmr posters leave
>>145068830
I got you famillia
Rupture now works like manaleak and stuns
>>145068890
JUST
TP
OUT
Remember, kids - good guys always win in the end
Why is tinker allowed?
>>145063854
At least he doesn't suppose Hillary.
>>145068965
I think he supposes now.
>>145068859
in a dream world the top 4 would be:
1. Liquid
2. OG
3. Newbee (unfortunate bracketing)
4. MVP
because then:
2nd @ Frankfurt was 1st @ Shanghai
2nd @ Shanghai was 1st @ Manila
2nd @ Manila was 1st @ Frankfurtbut really i want OG to win outside of that autism & and I want MVP to place as high as possible so as to get a direct invite to TI6 for certain
>>145068958
Why are you playing wtf mode
>lose to someone whose MMR is higher than yours
>MMR working as intended
>lose to someone whose MMR is lower than yours
>it was a smurf
Explain this.
Ded gaem
>>145064220
Where'd this meme come from?
When he was on the leaderboards he had a Jordanian flag not a polandball one.
>>145068830
thirst bonuses start to work from full hp again
thirst gives vision from <50% hp again, but true sight is given at <25%
bloodrage damage taken amp halved for friendly units
rupture ministuns for 0,1s after 6 seconds
>>145067782
>google dotabuff and a player name
>click on the matches and note the IDS
sounds hard huh?
>>145068830
TP scrolls now have their chaneling duration reset to 3 seconds whenever you take hero damage from an enemy hero within 2000 aoe
>clinkz quest
>get bloodthorn. kill people with it.
okay yeah cool
>windranger quests
>actually be good with windranger, land double shackles
...comeon now.
>>145069260
>thirst bonuses start to work from full hp again
>enemy team misses 10% hp in lane
>suddenly have +60 damage and +80 movdspees
I think I figured it out.
Secret and EG are sandbaging so they don't get a direct invite, thus letting the weaker teams get invites.
That way, once they stomp the qualifiers, there will be more weaker teams at TI so easier title for them.
>no esports
>thread consists of australians arguing over who has the worst connection
Not even timber mid could fix this
>>145069690
>visiting /d2g/ during europoor prime time
>>145069690
timber is an offlaner
you saw how much he failed mid
>>145069690
>>145069776
>max passive first on timber
>get kills 3vs1
>buy vanguard
>tank t2 tower without losing hp
>get more kills
>able to finish the game at the 20 min mark if my team gathers to push
>they refuse to do so
>game stretches for 60 minutes
>I am not tanky anymore
>we lose
>get sent to low priority
i seriously want to kill myself
>>145069903
why is there a flattened person behind him
>>145069943
ur already immortal early game without vanguard
theres NO items you can buy to keep you immortal as the game goes on
so apply some logic you shitter and stop spending your gold on more tank items because "lol im a tank so i should build tank xd"
instead get bloodstone + aghanims + octarine + aether lens
now you have 2x chakrams with 6 cooldown and 1400 range that deal 200 pure pass damage and 110 damage per second
you're a BETTER sniper
dont get in melee range
dont try to tank them
just stay back in fights and keep hurling chakram after chakram from a range
>>145070165
So is sniper literally badtimber?
>>145070003
it's arteezy
Is Echo Sabre good on PA?
>>145070165
vanguard makes me able to literally tank t3 towers at the 15 min mark while being attacked by multiple heroes
i had a very fast bloodstone too, we lost because people refuse to push even when most of the enemy team is dead
>not getting euls on timber for sick self tornado into hook escapes
Its time to deny urself with the bloodstone, favorite shitters item
>>145070165
>you're a BETTER sniper
>>145069830
they brought it on themselves
t. aussie
>RTZ joins secret
>runs home to Peter when everything goes tits up
>everyone mocks him
>universe joins secret
>runs home to Peter when everything goes tits up
>people praise him
I don't get it desu
>>145070285
>to kuro 'kuroky'salehi takhasomi's left
like pottery
>>145069759
>europoor prime time
its 3pm ins not euro time
>>145070410
Nobody is praising that universe faggot
He got exposed in secret for the fraudulent shitter that he is
What's happening to Secret is just funnier, that's why people are focusing on that.
>>145070498
That's when NEETs wake up.
