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Resting with Octolings!
>>144947043
Marie is a cuck
first for n-zap being strongest gun in the game
Octolings are not friends and must be destroyed.
>>144947319
Callie is a cuck
The biggest cuck of all
She loves Marie with all her heart, and yet Marie goes out and fucks men and fucks women and sits on faces and treats her like shit
Marie a best
The corocoro splat roller was made for Bluefin SZ
>>144947291
>>144947450
Why is it always fucking Octolings
Why does nobody care about the vastly cooler normal Octarians
>>144947985
ikr
>>144947961
I want to try is on Port Mackerel.
>Rollers are godlike in closed corridors
>Splash Walls are godlike in closed corridors
>Inkzooka is godlike in closed corridors
Hell to the fuck to the yes
>>144948373
Donald Trump makes for a great Octopus
>>144948406
>Rollers are godlike in closed corridors
I'd say rollers are good on corners, rather than corridors, but Mackerel is full of corners too. I'd run it.
>>144950531
>>144953000
Why do you people think anything with squids in it is somehow related to Splatoon? Is We Bare Bears fucking allowed on /5n@f/ too?
Just to be sure:Is /nintyg/ finally dead? Is it finally over? Babt died?
>>144947490
No really, Marie is a cuck.
Nearly everyone she fucks has sex with people that aren't her, because they won't remember her as their lover, but some prostitute they paid for concluding an absolutely wild night at Jelonzo's backdoor pub. Her affairs are limited to slimy old men with a pretty penny to spend, because her personality is too repulsive to invite a real relationship. They'll never talk again, and will never share a warm moment.
Meanwhile, Callie finds the man of her dreams after he seats her in a downtown restaurant. The two of them exchange numbers, chat for hours and eventually start dating. He treats her right, never lays a hostile finger on her and remains ever loyal to his dearest, and Callie does the same in return.
Callie may not have as much spending money as Marie, but what she does have is love, dreams and fulfillment.
Callie a best.
>>144953379
I just found it hilarious and wanted to share it here, I know it's not directly related
ded site
>>144953554
That's not even close to what a cuck is.
Even then, do you really think Marie cares? An unloving whore can't be a cuck.
Comparatively Callie is already with the woman of her dreams, who is an aforementioned unloving whore.
>>144953935
I suppose you're right. We'll compromise and say neither is a cuck. After all, Marie can't very well be cucking Callie if they're not even in a relationship.
>aforementioned unloving whore
>woman of her dreams
That doesn't make any sense.
>>144954338
Callie is under the impression Marie is still the blameless little Squid that she grew up with.
>>144954475
I'm not sure if you knew this, but Callie does indeed have an IQ in the double digits. She'd be able to tell Marie was an asshole. As she has already done in the Naughty vs Nice Splatfest.
>inb4 implying
I think that people focus on bad things happening to the Squid Sisters too much
Reveling in the suffering of someone else is no way to live your life
In my opinion this place would be much better if Marie fans and Callie fans got along and imagined both of them in nice scenarios instead of either of them in bad ones
>>144954657
Callie stays true to Marie not because she's stupid, but because she's faithful.
I haven't played this game for about 6 months but I love the shit out of it and want to start playing again.What weapons and abilities are popular these days? I heard ninja squid is straight doo doo now.
>>144955157
Ninja Squid is really good now that people can easily edit Swim Speed gear.
New weapons just came out, they're some of the best in the game.
>>144955058
Blind faith is stupidity. Callie is just too smart to have blind faith in such a cold-hearted woman - not that she's particularly smart, but Marie is particularly a bitch.
>>144955283
Love itself is typically blind, which only goes to show how loving Callie is.
She's just sure there's good left in her, and there is. Something about Marie keeps Callie her friend, and it's not Stockholm syndrome.
>>144955509
You're going in circles. Callie loves Marie despite her personality because of her faith in her, which she has because she loves her.
>and there is
Ah yes, all that good to be found in the admittedly "unloving whore".
>>144955509
i know you're trying to find sugar in a saltlick but "callie is so retarded she is ignorant towards the coldest bitch on the planet" is a horrible relationship. such a portrayal exaggerates both the squid sisters, ruining both of their images and their relationship as well.
so please. consider giving up on this direction and trying going another one.
>>144955920
Emotional attachments are funny things. When you consider how much they've been through together, childhood and careers and genuine warfare, those aren't ties easily broken.
Callie might have seemingly no reason to stay with Marie, but Marie has just as little reason to stay with Callie. But they do, because that's what they've always done. Because they might as well be sisters.
>>144956193
When the alternative is that they both hate each other and only stay together because it's profitable, no, it's a no better direction.
>>144956395
We have already assumed from the beginning of our argument that Marie does not like Callie. You did not object to the idea that Marie treats her like shit, and also yourself called her an unloving whore.
And now you're trying to talk about their strong, unbreakable ties with each other.
Pick one.
>>144956592
Those were memes. Disregard them. Callie and Marie get along.
>>144956737
So you're saying that Marie is not in fact unloving, and that she is not mean towards Callie.
Meaning that the goodness has not left Marie, and the faith Callie has in Marie is reassured, not blind, meaning that every argument you made was just going along with a meme which you now decide doesn't apply.
What were you even arguing for?
>>144956917
Fuck, I dunno man. Twist my words all you want.
We're both arguing the same point.
>>144956523
that's assuming the premise of the argument is true, that marie is mean towards callie.
yet you are free to reject that premise with other, much healthier ones, and stop arguing for this most likely false base for a debate.
you are trying to make the best of a bad situation you do not need to be in, if you know what i'm saying, and trying to make the best of it is really only making it worse. so it would be better just to move on and post about nicer hotaao scenarios, or, if you really want to debate, debate the premise instead of the end result.no offense, but you sure argue a lot for one anon here when it comes to the squid sisters, huh? hehe.
>>144957296
This post is so muddled I can't even gather what you're trying to say.
>>144957454
condensing it to one question:
if you don't believe that marie is heartless, why are you trying to argue why callie sticks with a heartless marie instead of why marie has a heart after all?
and i do see you around, or at least someone very much like you, arguing about the squid sisters quite a bit.
>>144957730
I thought that went without saying. Marie has her nice moments, Callie holds on to those.
I also see you pledging arguments often, but not often with me. It's hard to tell who's who here, but I think we're usually on the same side.
>>144957296
>>144957730
ps i hope these posts don't sound mean. i just don't want to have to see a fellow shipper feel the need to argue about these two cuties.
new H3 is DUDE-approved. Now if only I could aim the thing.
96. Gal Prime when
>>144958861
You can't make a Gal any stronger than the 96. Deco. It's the perfect set.
>>144959036
Disruptor kraken would be but splash wall is the 2nd best
>>144958146
I'm just impressed it's been one year and there's still something to argue about in relation to this game at all.
>>144955157
>I heard ninja squid is straight doo doo now.
Actually ninja squid got an indirect buff through the nerfs of echolocators and cold blooded. Echolocation is still a problem for ninja squid, but the advantages of ninja squid with stacked swim speed can still make it worthwhile.
>>144959073
>2 different kits for the same weapon getting the same special
Is that even possible?
>>144959347
They probably wouldn't do it but I brought it up because that would be the perfect set, not splash wall.
Who knows if we'll ever get a 3rd set of sheldon picks, hope they announce something at e3 or a nintendo direct
>>144959458
There's also more Squid Sister concerts coming, they could always make announcements then.
>>144959225
Ninja squid might be utterly fucked now though, due to the new n-zap set having point sensors, and also having kraken. And you know how much everyone loves kraken. It'll likely be one of the most popular weapons in the game, which means there's gonna be a ton of point sensors fucking over ninja squids. Ninja squid users are already fairly rare, from what I've seen at least. Most people seem to prefer cold blooded still, and with the new n-zap any remaining ninja squid users will probably get tired of the point sensors and change over.
>>144959847
I often get killed and spot Ninja Squid in my enemies loadout, and wonder if they got me because I couldn't see them coming.
![[gg]_C_The_Money_of_Soul_and_Possibility_Control_-_05_[8515845A].mkv_snapshot_05.22_[2016.05.29_09.23.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bIrvtqN.jpg "[gg]_C_The_Money_of_Soul_and_Possibility_Control_-_05_[8515845A].mkv_snapshot_05.22_[2016.05.29_09.23.46].jpg")
>>144953082
You have to go back.
>>144959458
>Who knows if we'll ever get a 3rd set of sheldon picks, hope they announce something at e3 or a nintendo direct
We have a 3rd kit for half of the weapons in the game. It would be really stupid if they left it that way.
>>144960465
There'd be several more updates if they plan to give every weapon a third version.
>>144959847
I honestly don't mind point sensors as much as the echolocator specials though. At least with point sensors there's a chance to dodge it if you stack enough swim speed. They're still a hard counter though.
>>144960465
>>144960808
If there were three versions of every weapon type, and included the additional reskins such as the Hero weapons and Octoshot, there would be exactly 100 weapons in the game.
>>144960912
There can't be 3rd versions of the Hero weapons and Octoshot since only one version of each of those weapons exist.
>>144961219
That's what I'm saying, there would be 96 weapons if you excluded the reskins.
>>144961160
Be sure to never post this again
>>144962720
Is gmod anon still dead
>>144962764
Yes. Good.
>>144962764
RIP
Source on >>144876303?
>>144963762
I doubt they've done porn
Every match I get some fucking sanic carbon roller and PG burst bombs raining everywhere. Get the lead in the first minute, but then get completely shut out until knockout.
>Museum
>lose
>Heights
>win
What secret sauce am I missing about Museum? It seems like thirty seconds into the match there's some invincible jap in our spawn fucking shit up.
>>144965260
If this is new gear I'm gonna be pissed because these would be lorebreaking English words ingame
>>144965579
Just because they don't speak English doesn't mean it's impossible for English words to exist in-universe. What's to say they don't have their own people doing research on human languages and such, and like to incorporate words from said languages as a bit of style to add freshness to their gear? I mean, it can't be much different than native English speakers having things with Japanese words on them, or tattoos.
>>144953082
Is there a link to this video?
>>144966446
>you'll never be observed by the Human Research Lab
>>144966446
This is a different; having a specific logo and phrase featuring English words does seem extremely out of universe. I don't believe an Inklish Rosetta Stone ever existed.
Besides, wouldn't it at the very least by Japanese symbols? I'm led to believe Inkopolis is situated on a sunken Japan.
>>144966463
I couldn't find the news report, so have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSX4dVgDuk
>>144966880
Obviously the result of editing, she would've exploded at that question.
I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.
>>144965579
the gear from tuesday's update already said corocoro (in gookish) on it. this wouldn't be unprecedented.
>>144968578
isn't that technically their logo though
>>144968787
and doesn't the tower records shirt technically have their logo on it?
>>144968552
Literally who
>>144968874
true. considering pokemon and other shit exists in their world, i don't see a problem with english being in the world considering all three zappers say "nintendo" and "zapper" on the side if you look closely
Best Brasster coming through
>>144947320
Broken and easy as fuck to use, but not the strongest. Outside of turf war, basically a detriment.
>>144968578
I think it's also worth saying that the basic and black tees have the word いか (squid) written on their front + the word "squid" written on their back in roman letters.
>>144969298
>New N-Zap
>Only good in Turf War
You fuckin wot m8
My issue with the new NZap is that it feels ability starved.
I want Bomb Range Up for the Point Sensors, I want Swim Speed for Kraken, I want Charge Up for faster Kraken, and I want Run Speed for the gun itself. The other NZaps I can live with mostly Run Speed alone.
>>144970676
The N-Zap doesn't really have any issues with charging meter so why not just drop Special Charge Up?
>>144969960
>>144968578
Those have altered letters like everything else in Splatoon where these new ones are straight English and Japanese. It's still immersion breaking.
>>144970676
>Bomb Range Up
>For Point Sensors
Why, their radius is already gigantic
Just Run Speed and Swim Speed is all you need
>>144971073
You should try it. Bomb Range Up with Point Sensors is pretty much Echolocator.
>>144971064
Do we know if these clothes are even meant for the game?
>>144970676
Test until you find something you like. It's much easier if you have edited gear because you have access to almost every combo
>>144971064
>immersion breaking
it's a game holy shit
>>144971202
Using this at the moment
Nizmo-Indian
>>144972070is that a squad?
>>144972189
You wish.
>>144971607
What is this calculator?
>>144972189
It's an old meme. That was an NNID and he doesn't play here anymore.
>>144972336
Splatools. Same guy who made Splathax
https://leanny.github.io/splatools.html
>>144972512
Will I get banned for using it?
>>144973424
very
>>144973424
Splatools doesn't even connect to your Wii U dude.
>>144973424
If you don't follow the instructions like a retard.
>>144972512
>lean
what a shitter
>>144972350
>old memes
>>144973424
Splatools is just simulators that wont harm your account in any way
Splathax lets you edit files on your account like gear, rank, cash. It's only ban-able if you fuck up by going online while editing, otherwise you're clean and wont get banned.
>>144973562
>>144973591
>>144973761
Who do i trust?
>>144970676
Special Charge Up sucks. Get Saver instead.
People have done tests, and there's almost no case where Charge Up is better than Saver.
Fucking meme ability.
MURRICAN SPLATOONS FEST WHEN
>>144974143
Retard.
>>144974296
This
>>144973761
>otherwise you're clean and wont get banned
Tell yourself that every night before bed.
>>144974296
Don't worry, we'll get an announcement tomorrow without any warning at 7pm PDT.
>>144974923
Just as safe as the people who savescum
so the dynamo is the least skill based weapon in this game right
>>144975584
right
anyone who mains it should just stop playing
>>144975584
I say the tentatek or wasabi is, it carries people in ranked. Dynamos are pretty dead now, rollers as a whole are despite how skilless they are as a weapon class.
>>144971607
When are they gonna update this to have all the new gear, ability adjustments, etc.?
>>144975987
He said around July 7 since that is when the new Amiibo are released and his classes are over
>>144976082
bet he cheats in his class too
>>144975807
Splattershot at least requires you to get close and have some semblance of aim.
>>144976370
Splatools isn't cheating, you doofus.
>>144970676
you could try having either 3 mains for run speed and 3 subs for the rest, or one main of each and all subs run speed
>>144975807
>The original weapon that the game is literally built around is skilless
W e w
>>144976827
Didn't you get the memo? If you die to a weapon enough, it's a no-skill weapon for tryhards who wouldn't be so good if they used the Rapid Blaster Pro.
>>144976595
Nothing is cheating anymore
>>144976827
Spla2n should be built around the Slosher
>>144976979
It never was cheating. It's an ability calculator and gear database.
>>144975807
next you'll tell me blasters take skill, what's your rank
>>144977104
That's what I just said retard
>>144976981
Slosher needs even less skill than Splattershots though
>>144976082
Ah I see. Been waiting for a new version so I guess not too much longer. What do you use to calculate ability stats and such since a lot of them have changed since then?
>>144976827
It's ok for it to be overpowered because it's the mascot weapon
t you
If you've played ranked you will rarely find dynamos anymore, it's a dead meme. When you do find one they usually get btfo anyway
Looks like X is getting paired with the new Heavy.
>>144976912
I just started using this and I like it a lot.
>>144977717
It's not overpowered.
>>144977717
The fuck, how is the generic bang bang gun overpowered. If anything it's too balanced.
>>144977669
For the ink savers I just use basic math.
For stuff like charge up and special saver I have an excel sheet. Swim and Run I don't bother calculating. I go in game and see if it works for me. Same with Bomb Range and Ink Recovery. Knowing numerically means shit. Better to see the changes in game.
>>144977767
Literally fucking who
>>144976912
> rbp
>skill
lol
>>144977996
No blaster takes skill, but it's useless to the point that it's the biggest handicap you could give yourself.
>>144977967
This. Numbers don't mean shit if it works for you.
>>144978114
>biggest handicap
okay now I'm REALLY laughing
the gun isn't bad. it's hard to carry with, but it isn't bad. seekers are good for rm and inkzooka is the best special in the game. inkzooka alone can make a weapon good
>pull out inkzooka
>shoot randomly
>usually get a couple of kills
>evening you don't, the entire opposition is hiding, scared shitless, making the objective yours
>>144978406
Good luck getting the Inkzooka when you have shit coverage and a gun not good enough to kill people.
>>144978406
The RBP is good, but what you just said about the Inkzooka is total bullshit.
>>144978557
Not the guy you are responding to but Seekers actually give a lot of ink coverage after the buff.
These Kraken filled games sure are fun.
>>144978798
>Posts the nice lady that uses the Custom Eliter
>>144977787
>Top ranked weapon since release
>Always top best weapon lists
>Most popular weapon in ranked, guaranteed to see 2-3 every match regardless of map/mode
Stop being delusional, when it reaches that point you know somethings wrong
>>144977869
That's the problem, there's no real checks or counters for it, it's too balanced and has no flaws. It doesn't have a dead sub like krak-on has balancing it out, all it's subs/specials are great and only further in countering it's weaknesses.
>>144978816
>>144978798
I've had multiple games where at any one time up to 4 krakens are in play.
>>144978994
>short range
>fucked by defense, forcing you to run at least a main of damage
>no invincibility special
I don't even use it, you just need to git gud.
>>144978994
Being good at everything, best at nothing, does not make something unbalanced. The Jack-of-all-trades will never be king.
>>144979238
Don't bother. He's one of those retards that thinks a gun is OP if it's used a lot.
Probably thought the Aerospray was broken and gamebreaking in the first weekend.
>>144979351
True, this very much applies. >>144976912
>>144979523
Goddamnit Callie
>>144974426
>>144979769
Is that Inkling a retard?
>>144979675
She can drive, she just can't get her license. Because she's not only got a need for speed, but unfortunately her years of driving a Roller have subconsciously taught her that you're supposed to run over the people.
Which weapon is the least hated weapon in the game?
>>144980215
Neo Splash-O-Matic?
>>144980215
Custom Splattershot Jr. because no one uses it.
>>144979523
Of all cars to take drifting, a front wheel drive Mazda 3
That takes skill
there i fixed the thread
happy faggots?
>>144980361
>Disruptors
I don't think so
>>144980215
Dual Squelcher
>>144978251
I don't get it. He's not the squid that's jumping so it doesn't seem like that's g-force or whatever making his face like that
>>144980451
You what
>>144980501
Doesn't matter. When was the last time you seen a CSSJ in turf war let alone rank? No reason to hate a weapon nobody uses.
>>144980697
I hate it for being unpopular
>>144980615
The jumping squid went too fast and caused a sonic boom, hence why the other squid is clutching at his ears
>>144980697
I tend to use it sometimes on splat zones or rainmaker on more open maps like Kelp dome or Piranha Pit
>>144981591
It looked like everything was melting including the background and his eyes going all crazy coming out of his head so I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
>>144982012
It works alright on Hammerhead, too.
So with the new kraken zap being a thing, and likely going to be the most used kraken weapon of all time, will krakens see a nerf so that they're not what is probably the single best special in the game? I'm not saying I want krakens nerfed into the ground, but I would like something done so that they're not THE go-to choice if a specific weapon has it. Because as it stands right now, with most weapons that have a kraken variant, the other versions might as well not even exist because everyone picks the one with kraken. And with every weapon that didn't already have kraken, once an update adds one with it, the others see a significant drop in use, if not outright dropped in favor of the one with kraken.
Krakens have such a large influence on weapon choice that it's getting ridiculous. Will it ever be nerfed? Or do you think maybe other specials could be improved to make them desirable enough to sometimes want to choose them over the kraken? I hate it when there's an option that beats all the others so badly that the it's the only thing that gets used, so I'd really like for something to change that makes it where krakens aren't the only thing everyone wants to use when it's an option and nothing else can compete.
>>144982287
Krakens aren't the best special, just a good one. Bubbler is the best one.
>>144982421
Kraken for raking in kills, Bubbler for support.
Kraken for PotG, Bubbler if you're a bitch.
My problem with Krakens is this
>land direct shots on Kraken and it doesn't slow down and can splat me
>miss Kraken and they are slowing down
I hate latency in this game. Pretty much if I see a Kraken and swimming away isn't an option due to swim speed I try to aim where I think they are going to go instead of at them now.
>>144982287
>Will Kraken ever be nerfed
Have you been playing this game for no more than a month?
Krakens have already been nerfed into the ground. They used to be twice their current size and were unaffected by repulsing fire.
>>144982679
Do you stop what you're doing and stick your thumb up your ass when you use Bubbler? Unless you can't aim, in which case that's a separate issue, you're still getting kills once you activate it with the added benefit of giving it to teammates to help them hold or advance.
>>144982421
I'd say they're pretty close due to invincibility on demand, but bubblers are super easy to hit where krakens are not. Krakens also get free movement through enemy ink as well as a one-hit kill attack. Bubblers can be better depending on the weapon, but kraken is consistent no matter what weapon it's on. Overall kraken is better, but bubbler has the potential to beat it out, though it's quite situational.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>144982849
>twice their current size
That part is bullshit
>>144982892
Bubbler is affected by enemy ink and a Squids own mobility limitations. It also doesn't start an insta-kill buffet.
>>144982910
>>144983063
Fair point about free movement through all ink, I forgot about that aspect. Instant kill is a plus, but that difference isn't as insurmountable
>>144982931
http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
Knock yourself out mate
>>144982421
if Bubbler is so great why do they only keep adding Krakens to these new weapon sets? There's only 1 new bubbler weapon compared to 4 krakens.
Bubbler depends on the weapon for it to be effective, see the Inkbrush Nouveau. Meanwhile the kraken can be slapped on anything and make it great, see the Permanent Inkbrush
The team support of bubblers are what makes it stronger than krakens in that aspect
>>144982679
Kraken really isn't that great. It has no range and it's stopped by many weapons. You also can't travel very far into enemy territory unless you're trying to get killed once your special ends. Can't go to grated enemies.
>>144983262
Kraken is at least a little balanced. There's a reason the only long-range weapon with the bubbler is the H3, because it's so shit it can hardly make up for even being invincible.
>>144983262
The bubbler is great because of team support. That's why they don't want to put too many weapons with it. It's balanced because of the weapons that it's attached to.
>>144983358
Also the Hydra, which is the exact same deal.
What's this?
>>144983262
This is a team game. Things that help and encourage teamwork work better and vice versa.
>>144983559
Looks like a water bottle.
>>144983559
lube
>>144983559
A container that can carry 1500p worth of a refreshing drink
>>144982931
>>144983214
I expect results fucker
I know you can read how it works
>>144983559
Uhh
Some kind of reward system involving Tower Records
I'm not too familiar with the whole thing, but it says
"Special Splatoon Clear Bottle
For the duration of Tower Records Points, you can exchange 1500 points for it"
TAKE NOT yOU FUCKING SHIT ELITER
THE ENEMY CHARGER USED HIS FUCKING MAX RANGE
YOU KNNOW HOW HE DID THAT
BY NOT STANDING RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF THE ENEMY
I'm still looking for THE BEST weapon, is that going to be the new n zap? I like weapons that have mid to long range that are accurate. I was a gal most of the game's release, but after nerfs started maining the berryshot
What would the offspring of a human and inkling look like?
>>144985034
Impossible
You try fucking a paint tin
So I'm guessing that the special charge and point build up of every weapon is kind of balanced? I've seen rollers roll up an entire area and barely build their special, but eliters just make one long thin line and practically get 100000p from one shot
>>144985204
It's consistent. Long range weapons have a somewhat easy time building special later in the game because they can neutralize enemy ink from father away.
>>144984942
If we're talking 'best' as in 'highest effective skill ceiling' the best weapon is obviously the E-Liter.
is anyone else's gamepad seasoned? mine has a thin layer of dried sweat/semen (?) all over the matte back of it. it gives it a personal touch
>>144985938
FYI your gamepad is not Callie
>s+0
>have to wait three hours to get back to s+30 because rm is impossible to carry in
aw man
>>144986291
H-Help /ink/
>>144987051
Just put Tubehax back on after updating. Nintendo isn't going to release a surprise system update in the time it takes you to download a patch
>>144987051
fuck off cheater
>>144983559
I want this.
>>144987386
I want Marie on my face
>>144985938
You mean the whitish-gray paste like substance? That's a combination of dead skin and sweat I think. Yours still might be more since I don't masturbate on my gamepad
>>144987235
>unironically giving a faggot name to changing the dns server
smhing my head slimy, when will you ever git gud
>>144987906
Nice Marios
>>144987807
Literally who?
>>144987906
For future reference you can take a screenshot of the game by hitting the home button and uploading it to 4chan in your web browser
interspecies sex y/n
>>144988239
not my pic I'd love to dunk on Rihanna
>>144988270
Just when I thought this artist couldn't sink any lower
fuck off slimy haven't you done enough harm
>>144988652
Why stop now?
>>144988652
I mean I think editing is cool but pointless but namefagging is a shit move
>>144988270
Love knows no boundaries
>>144989724
And thus degeneracy begins
>>144989724
Neither does an Agent's bloodlust. Or inklust, I suppose.
You've all done this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTGzutMWYRw
>>144990669
That was painful
>>144990665
I've done it but everyone has definitely balanced on the poles as a squid
>>144990665
>Spaghetti in cargo shorts
PANTS WHEN
>>144991161
When Nintendo thinks up some new pants exclusive abilities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frcXfGmxV7Q
>>144988270
kill all race traitors
>>144990669
Plot is generic, but I liked the animation.
>>144990665
The fuck is this?
>>144991051
I do that shit all the time
>>144991587
This literally gave me cancer
I may have just begun to like this game less
>>144990665
Why is the squid blushing? Buttfucking?
>>144992087
It's being repeatedly impaled as it swims through poles.
>>144990669
autism
>>144991587
this is quite nice
>>144991587
Who the fuck is that yellow squid meant to be?
