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>>144799710
Perfect choice.
dude seaweed lmao
First for Marie is a Mariefag
>>144800098
It only makes sense.
Bitchy, egotistical, rude, non-empathetic - it's a perfect fit.
>>144799710
You could've waited for >>144800000
>>144800098
She wants to sit on her own face?
OP pic will probably get deleted by mods soon, so let's go with a nicer one and say this is it
>>144800232
Perfect fit, for the perfect girl.Captcha: select all the Mariachi
>>144800452
That is a nice one, but why would the OP image get deleted?
>>144800452
Why would it get deleted? And make a new thread then if you don't like it.
>>144800471
>Perfect fit, for the perfect girl.
kek
>>144799710
>splatoon.ink/ink link is still dead
Hero for Overwatch with Inkling abilities when
>>144800757
Shhh
>>144800631
>>144800675
It's a gore pic, though hidden under a lair of saccharinity typical of this artist
Else, what do you think it's supposed to be depicting
The best thing about Calliefags is their blatant inability to understand why people like Marie. Even though their own girl likes Marie.
>>144800804
Just compare overwatc heroes to weapons
Roadhog is a zink splatling because hook and ult
Mei is a jet squelcher because wall and ult
There's probably enough gear to make you look similar to them too. You could make a whole gimmick about it.
>>144800990
What part of it is guro?
>>144801035
It's the same for Mariefags, as well
The two of them are simply doomed to not like each other, probably because their personalities are so contrasting - it's unlikely one who idolizes one of them is going to think highly of someone who is the exact opposite
>>144801038
Nigger its not about the guns
I want to shoot paint on the ground and use it to swim and climb walls and liquify enemies
>>144799710
>>144799710
I wonder how excited this artist is for the new splatling
>>144801190
That's bullshit, they're both cute girls with likable traits and ideals. But at least one Calliefag can't help but arc up when someone states their affinity for the Marie.
>>144800804
I wish I knew enough about OW to make a move list.
Though I guess more emphasis on mobility since there's squidding and super jumping.
>>144779082
sauc pls
>>144801176
For one, the bleeding, mauled face
>>144801194
They're never going to do that. Mei already has a similar mechanic with freezing/liquify them and the brothers can climb walls.
They will probably just add a pyro who can shoot fire on the ground that can burn enemies.
>>144801038
Widowmaker is E-Liter 3K Scope personified with Burst Bomb for close range and Echolocator Ultimate. All that's missing is Disruptors/Ink Mines
>>144801428
Like I said, it's the same for Mariefags
Do you not remember last thread where a Mariefag started ranting about how Marie was OBJECTIVELY the best girl who was better IN EVERY WAY than Callie because some Calliefag said they loved her
>>144801498
Looks like sweat and an earring. It won't be deleted.
>>144801430
A primary fire, up to three abilities which all function on seperate cooldown timers, and an Ultimate ability, which you can think of as your Special.
These abilities can range from dashes to bombs to healing; as droll as the game is it has diversity to its credit.
>>144801642
Kek, I was just joshing before. Callie is lovely; probably objectively better than Marie because of her personality. I just find Marie more likable.
>>144801679
Primary Fire: Splattershot
Ability 1: Splat Bomb
Ability 2: Disruptor
Ability 3: Beakon
Ultimate: Kraken
>>144801850
So it's just joshing when you do it
And a "blatant inability to understand" when a Calliefag does it
>>144801980
oh fuck off
>>144801679
I guess then an ability that greatly reduces or speeds up the cool down timer when squidding as an equivalent to regaining ink.
>>144801980
So? Do you know what people see in Marie?
When are the new guns dropping?
>>144801679
Primary is a splattershot, similar but bit slower than tracers guns
Ability 1 is ink puddle that acts like junkrats trap but heals you if you stand in it. Ink disappears after a while if not triggered
Ability 2 kraken/squid that has increased movement speed by swimming in ink, damages enemies if they walk onto. Ink disappears after a few seconds
Ultimate is inkstrike, after looking at a location you nuke that area for a short duration like an inkstrike, kills anyone caught in it. Like reaper from a distance
>>144802145
I've personally no taste in her myself
But Mariefags have said it's because of her witty humor, biting personality, bedroom eyes, comparative maturity, potential for a warmer side under her shell and so on
I respect Mariefags, and realize that Callie likes Marie too; in fact, I cherish their relationship
I just ask they respect us in turn, and realize that both sides have their problems
is the patch out yet
>>144802510
I take it all back then, you're a pretty cool guy.
>>144802510
There's nothing to respect out of Callie or Mariefags. They're both disgraces to what Callie and Marie are.
Update where? I want to get mad about how broken the new n-zap is already
>>144802646
You too buddy
>>144802426
Inkstrike would be pretty neat, there is no precision airdrop ability yet.
Now I think about it Hanzo's Ult is basically Killer Wail.
>>144802853
It could either work like a beakon you place then calls the inkstrike to that location or like reapers blink ability where you see the location where you will blink to so you could see where the inkstrike will fall.
>>144802853
Is there anything like Inkzooka? I know that Zenyattas would basically be a close range bubbler.
>>144802734
>not getting mad about the bronze aerospray
>fastest firerate
>burst bomb
>kraken under 20 sec
>>144803239
Maaaaybe Pharah? I don't think there's a dedicated bazooka attack like it, wiping out enemies in a line.
Kraken would be sweet too, sort of like Genji's Ult except stronger and more direct.
>>144803338
Aerospray has shit range and ttk. N-zaps is already good in ranked as is and giving it kraken would make it the most popular weapon there.
We'll have to see how good the aerospray with burst bombs is in combat if it helps it's ttk
>>144803338
Fortunately the Aerospray by itself is pretty weak. Would it be worth running with Damage Up? Though that might seem like a waste next to the insta-kill Kraken.
>>144803549
But doesn't Genji get to keep using his abilities like his attack dash during his Ult? Kraken is severally limited once people start shooting to stop it's movement not to mention the poor mobility.
>>144803558
range don't matter when you have kraken ready all the time
>try to kill aerospray from medium distance
>can't get close or you will be outfired
>try to run away and get burst bomb
It is also one of the best guns that can literally stop a kraken by shooting at it. I know other guns and octobrush can do it too, but aerospray has one of the best close range shooter.
But I am actually more worry about the Custom neo range blaster.
>throw bomb
>shoot
Instant kill
>>144803815
They'd have to do without the movement loss then. In all consideration they could make touching it instant death and it would still be difficult to get kills with it.
>>144804227
Aerospray with special charge up/damage and swim speed will be fun to mess around with but I'm not convinced it will be any good. N-zap I'm certain will be top tier though.
Depends if it can kill from an indirect burst bomb hit and indirect blaster. If so then that's op
>>144804436
N-Zap covers the one weakness Kraken has; not being able to find your targets. The easiest way to counter a Kraken is to hide and wait for the Special to run out. Point Sensors mean you can't hide. Now what.
>>144804749
>not juking the fuck out of krakens
Once did that while the guy floundered about trying to get me, and I almost had him splatted once it ran out.
His douchebag friend got me though
>>144805159
>literally being this mad because someone didn't 1v1 you
>>144805159
>On Arowana mall
>Enemy Krakens at mid
>Swim up wall on the side
>Kraken climbs after me
>Jump off the top of the wall, over the Kraken, and escape
Fuck yeah
How long before I can play again?
>>144806049
You will never be unbanned Robb
>>144806254
When you say Robb, you're talking about Robbysnake right?
>>144806254
Actually, I'm back online. The rapid blasters feel amazing to use now. Nice work, Nintendo!
>>144806321
He's talking about Robbie Rotten
IT'S HERE!!!
>>144804436
>Depends if it can kill from an indirect burst bomb hit and indirect blaster. If so then that's op
Burst bomb without any damage up does 60 directly and 30 indirectly on someone with no defense up. Range blaster does 50-70 WITHOUT dmg up. It definitely can kill with indirects.
>>144806870
EBIN
>>144799710
>this artist
That artist took a trip when the whole set was drawn.
>>144799982
hi rainy
so how come all humans were killed by the rising sea levels? not all the land was flooded, after all, so some humans surely could have taken sanction.
and it's more than just humans - all forms of at least mammal life were put into extinction as well. it just doesn't make any sense.
>>144807292
human fuck the squids and became squidskid
>>144807292
global warming fucking with the weather? Atmosphere made poisonous by pollution? There's a ton of stuff that could have happened and nature fixed while the sea life evolved.
>>144807646
that stuff would affect sea creatures too, though. global warming already takes its toll on ocean wildlife every day.
Are the new weapons out yet
>>144807056
there's more? I tried searching, not even google knows what the hell this is
>>144807789
Not equally, though. Something could have changed that was bearable to the sea life but unacceptable for humans.
>>144807845
Yes. Rapid Blaster is hype now. I'm owning these S rank losers in TC.
>>144807292
Probably sea levels accelerated as a result of nuclear war. Humanity destroyed itself.
>>144807905
There's a lot, lot more.
But I'm not reliving that shit.
>>144807292
They don't specify. My guess is they killed each other in their own land war
>>144808018>You've been gorging on nothing but sweets, haven't you
EUGH
>>144807292
For human, we can see in the deep sea scrolls that they were too occupied with playing video gamessomething /ink/ can't doto care about the rising sea levels.
>>144808164
There's a sunken scroll with the scientist who made Judd saying something lie "I warned them and they didn't listen" so I'm thinking global warming. The rising sea level fits in with that.
>>144808584
Unless war played a part in causing the sea levels to rise
>>144808584
>global warming
Al gore pls
>>144808908
Maybe but this is Japan. Do you think they would even consider that for a kids game?
Plus global warming is probably considered a more pressing issue than nuclear warfare, so they get a bonus stealth green message in.
>>144809115
Nigga war is already in the game
>>144808224
sometimes it's gotta be rough being able to read japanese, huh
>>144809559
???
>>144809914
you can read the good
but you can also read the downright horrifying, no doubt worsened by context
>>144810003
How is that any worse than knowing English or any other language?
>>144810307
gooks are insane
Ok, it's june 7th. Where are my new weapons?
>>144810307
it isn't
but everyone here can read english, so we're on equal footing, and no one's posted horrifying spanish splatoon comics here, now have they
It's here!
Checking for updates!
It's here!
Preparing update!
It's here!
Downloading update!
It's here!
>>144810464
5 minutes
>>144810490
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.
!!!
>>144810660
i'm trying to say that for gross images such as >>144808018 they can be made even grosser by being able to read what they say such as >>144808224
obviously someone who could not read japanese would be (a little bit more) happily ignorant of the text, and thus (a little bit less) horrified, making being able to read it a curse sometimes
comprende?
>>144810660
Your autism is showing
So how do I get the new gear? Don't tell me it's behind some rng bullshit and I have to wait for it?!
This artist draws some pretty strange ears, but I think their art is really cute
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
>2 news updates to get the weapons
FFS Nintendo!
>>144811114
Bigfin Reef Squid, after all
>>144811114
It's cute, but I can't stop seeing the braid as a section of large intestine
Update is live and the weapons are out.
>>144811038
It's completely random
>>144810913
Yes. Literacy is scary. I never thought of that. We should forbid it in our education system.
I got the hat in my shop
>>144811445
are you really strawmanning me over a trivial observation
>>144811721
>Damage Up
>Zekko
Hot damn this means I can change one of the other hats I put Saver on
>>144811443
I'll never get that cap and hoodie will I?
;_;
>>144811445 (You)
>>144811794
Im not the one who likes being ignorant.
>>144811890
You can just order it from someone here dude. Even timezone it if you want it like now.
>>144811936
pedro?
>>144811428
Braided tentacles should be excruciating
(Not a guarantee.)
>never
>>144799710
>>144808018
So like is there any more that's okay to post, or...?
Letting Octarians live in peace!
>connection errors, connection errors everywhere
>>144812243
You know, I don't see how tying them would hurt or anything
They're simply formed liquid - they could twist and constrict as much as they want with no problem
Grim Range Blaster is so sexy.
>>144812675
Fuck you you pessimistic piece of shit, I identify as an octosexual and I want WAR on the Inkling bastards for what they've done fuck squids FUCK YOU
New Range Blaster is going to be the most cancerous shit.
>>144812243
Probably not as bad as dying every 5-10 minutes.
>>144812675
>Octofags have gone from asking to be friends to pleading to be left alone
I think Octofags are annoying but this is the most depressing thing I've seen all day
>>144812856
should've called it kush blaster
Every match is only lasting 20 seconds before connection errors hit.
>>144812845
Not how Inklings work; they have their own internal anatomy and properties. Remember they cry out and wince in pain after just bumping their head; they'd have a nerve system in there somewhere.
>>144813091
How about the Bob Marley Blaster?
>>144813091
>>144813268
Seaweed Blaster goddamnit
>>144813123
But that's after getting bumped, not having anything to do with constriction, and also assumes that their tentacles have any feeling at all
>>144813339
M'Blaster
>not heavy depletion
What were they thinking?
>>144811721
The shirt is cold blooded
>>144811721
How many of the new clothing was confirmed to be released?
promised a few months back that i'd time how long it took for sheldon to talk about every single weapon
15 minutes boys
Holy fuck this blaster. It's perfect.
>people not trying out the new weapons
Why do this? The new nzap is fucking amazing.
>>144813498
What the fuck are they basing this tiering system on anyway? Why is the Neo Sploosh still only Light depletion when both the new NZap and Aerospray are both Medium?
Also, CRB should've definitely gotten shifted up to Medium along with it.
>>144814028
None of the new weapons interest me.
>>144814028
I KNOW HOLY SHIT
What abilities are good for the new blaster? I never really touch the non rapid ones.
>>144814028
That's not how you spell h3
>>144814028
The old N-Zap is better, Splat Bombs and Echo just can't be beat
>>144814341
Learn something new fag
I can't get on yet, what are the new weapons' special depletions?
RIP to the rapid blaster. No reason to use it over the grim blaster. Devs don't care :(
>>144814484
Power Up and Swim Speed.
>>144814556
Don't tell me how to play. The old weapons are good enough, why make any more?
>>144814734
For tower control defense
Holy shit, more weapons and clothing???? Pretty cool.
>>144814902
Range blaster is better for that
>>144814968
Really, it works great for me.
CAN I STILL EDIT GEAR
>>144815097
Always ;)
>>144815097
Of course. That's a Wii U expoilt, not a software exploit.
>>144814787
Man you sure sound fun.
>>144814734
>No Bubbler
>No Kraken
Grim Blaster is SHIT
>>144815347
Ironically, the gun without an invincibility special is broken.
>>144815254
The game is less fun now with all these gimmicky new guns. Less is more if you ask me.
They should've stopped after they released the Slosher and Heavy Splatling.
>entry-level
sounds like my gun
>>144815570
Well, good thing nobody listens to you..
New H3 is OP. I'm a shitter and but I getting 15+ kills every game. Being able to charge through snipers and shit with the bubble if fun a fuck. Will be nerfed next update I bet.
>>144813683
Just Corocoro Cap and Corocoro Hoodie.
Is it just me or does the game feel more fluid than usual?
I feel like the HS Remix would pair well with Comeback
Toss down a sprinkler, get back in the fight, and have a Wail ready to go.
>>144815941
Your opinion is irrelevant if you're playing solo queue and not even S+
>>144814028
I like the new memespray
i feel dirty using nzap 83
>>144816128
Actually I'm playing throughArank. This is where I belong 2bh and it's the most comfy.
what abilities for the H3 desu
>>144815713
>good thing
Pah. At the very least they should take out old guns as they put new ones in.
The only thing I really hate with updates is that most people trying out the guns in ranked don't know shit about the weapon and get buttblasted as soon as the match starts. Hopefully in 2 days everything is back to normal.
>>144816365
Maybe Run Speed? Would that work on a rapid fire weapon like that?
WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO FIGHT AT RANGE IF YOU'RE A FUCKING SPLATTER SHOT JR
YOU'RE GOING TO JUST HEAVE FUCKING SPLATBOMBS INTO THE SPLATZONE FROM ON HIGH
ONE BOMB EVERY FUCKING 5 SECONDS
HOW DID YOU GET THIS FAR
>>144816365
Run Speed, some damage up if you want to make 2 hits more likely, run speed
>>144816365
Haunt
>no one in turf war is wearing the new gear
you fucks share it
>>144816365
Special charge and duration
YOU'RE GODDAMN SHORT RANGED SHOOTERS
THEY'RE NOT
GUESS WHAT
GO AROUND THEM DIP SHITS
>ready to unless hell with the new heavy splatling
>teammates jumps in front fucking my shit up
I've never been so mad in my life. Also people with their e-liters in splatzones. Come on at least try the new shit and go paint.
>>144817526
Cherry H3 users have LAYERS
>>144817678
How do I filter allcaps posts?
>>144817764
You don't want to maximize bubbler time? Along with Sub saver and maybe a main saver and you should have a well rounded kit
>>144817764
The cherry H-3 has a bubbler you nitwit. What do bubblers like more than anything? Special duration and charge. Get with it.
>>144818052
By 1 whole second? Sure...
>>144818137
Duration is best used for bubbler when shared with your team mates
>>144818137
Getting bubble more often + having and sharing bubble for longer + using bubble to help your team makes a world of difference. If you had used bubbler before now you'd understand that.
>>144817983
learn some regex and make a filter
>>144818340
It's fine, I figured it out.
>>144816242
I feel like an executioner
>>144817764
Spotted the idiot
>>144818052
>>144818089
>needing Bubbler to last that long even with sharing
>>144816365
Run speed
>>144818294
>>144818319
And I'm saying duration is a waste of a slot.
iGamr reminds me of daddy
he has a gruff voice in my head
>>144818527
>needing kraken to have swim speed
>needing damage up to kill with e-litre
>needing sub saver with splash walls
Retard pls
>>144818631
Not if you play support
>>144818631
Do what you what. Your opinion is wrong
>>144818694
>needing sub saver with splash walls
>damage up on any charger
>swim speed is a luxary
You Ink Saver Main you retard for Splash Walls. Duration Up is a waste of ability slots
Go back to the discord you ability needing shits
>>144818995
Go back to Tumblr you safe space needing pansy
>3 special charge up mains
>9 sub savers
>zap 83 feels like cheating
>>144819803
Didn't you cheat to get those slots though
>>144819871
>cheating
>with this patch
Does anyone have the new hat gear?
I have the hoodie and I will add anyone to change it.
New h3 and nzap are fucking beasts for splatzones.
Nice work, Nintendo!
>>144820108
nothing was patched
>>144820271
exchange it*
3/4 for a squadNNID:faqatron
>>144820285
>not the heavy splatling remix
I swear this gun was practically invented to dominate splatzones.
>>144820445
i got you
>>144820508
open
>>144820469
Nailing eliter faggots with killer wail.
Feels good
>>144821026
Truly the best feeling.
Why is the Grim Blaster allowed?
>start up the game
>you need to update. restart it
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DO IT WHEN I STARTED IT HOLY SHIT NINTENDO
>>144821434
Are you retarded?
>>144821516
it's.a valid complaint
>being able to actually kill more reliably with the H3
holy shit
>>144821771
It's not hard when you outrange everything and are tucked behind an impenetrable wall and have a force field on top of that in case you fuck up
>go 5/11 with h3
>other h3 is routinely going 15/5 ish
what am I doing so so wrong
>>144822192
Use the L-3 instead, it's more fun, AND it has the Burst Bombu, AND it has Kraken.
Cherry a shit.
>>144820445
thanks for lettin me squad up with you guys
>>144822359
FUCK SPLAT ZONES
>>144822351
yeah fuck you
>>144822674
Haha
>>144822441
Fucking this. When the next rotation?
>>144822441
how's dank souls 3
>>144823158
im almost to sl 200
So does anybody in this thread actually play the game
>>144822850
one hour 40 minutes from now
>miss first volley with h3
>jrn closes in for the kill
>pop bubble
>get him with next volley
Happens all the time. I can feel the mad coming from the screen. Adding a bubble to the h3 is the best thing ever for shitters like me.
The rapid blaster and the deco variant just feel useless to all these other weapons we have already. Why does it exist
goodnight callie
i love you
>>144823437
>this meme again
Anyone know if we are gonna get a Sheldon's Picks Vol 3?
This pack is nothing but shit nobody uses(Range-blaster, nozzlenose) and I really want another Gal. variant.
>>144823437
try the discord. There's people searching for games.
>>144823778
>Range Blaster
>nobody uses
Are we playing the same game?
>>144823778
>Another gal
Those can fuck off
If we do get another it will be e-liter, hydra, ssj, octobrush, carbon roller, jet/dual squlechers and rapid blasters.
>>144823778
>range blaster
>nobody uses
you're a fucking tard. the point of these packs is to get people to try new things, anyway
>>144823726
Gnight sweetpea
>using a tentakek during this time
those gooks just don't know how to have a little fun, huh?
>>144824496
>Implying anything can beat Ol' Reliable
>Implying toying with new junk is fun
>>144812664
guys
pls
>>144824703
autism (no offense)
>>144824496
>if someone doesn't play the way i do, then they're pretentious tryhards
