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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio
>Old Thread
>>144575149
>>144767493
decent thread
Don't bet on clg
bet on clg
Bet on Clinton.
>thorin looking awkward around a cardboard cut-out of a beta-female
lmao at (autism)
is Pimp fucking a white male?
1st for pimp
>>144768051
>>144768001
Hahaha
Is this game worth 15 europoor coins lads?
>>144768227
yes.
Nuke has always been CLGs best map, regretting my bet on SK ;c
>cheat in csgo
>get a comfy job as a csgo analyst on e-league desk
cheaters always win
>>144768227
are you really that poor?
>>144768227
yes
it's even cheaper on key sites btw
about ~8 bucks
if this shit wasn't family show m0e would've roast these idiots long time ago
>>144768227
maybe
how many hours have you guys put in?
>>144768564
good guys finish last
>>144769084
2154+800 or so on smurfs
>>144769150
step it up
>>144769084
6624 on main
Over 7000 on smurfs
>>144769084
I'm 400+ and I regret every single minute. Will probably go over 600 by the year's end.
>>144769243
i know i just started playing not too long again and im a temporary NEET, i should be grinding
>>144769084
Almost 500 on GO. Feels like a lot more ...
guys you see those pecs on ddk? hoooly shit
does he have an instagram account...
>>144769542
Who care...
>>144769084
3.5k on main +1k + 100 on smurf
also damn DDK is one cool dude tbqh familia
>>144769681
i do they're fucking massive
i really want to see how he looks without that shirt on...
>>144769779
what are you, gay?
>>144769829
im a girl idiot
>>144769084
1400 on main and 600 on a secondary
>>144769084
200 in cs:go
12000 in cs:s
>>144769949
Tits or gtfo.
C U R R E N T Y E A R
this guy fucks
>>144770327
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
It's Newke time, boys!
>>144770327
White males.
>>144769949
succ
>>144770292
>>144770456
calm down virgins
>Let's rush 3 on a pistol round with USPs
NA strats everyone
>>144770545
succ
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE DORITO-HEAD
>>144769715
fuck that's a lot of hours
>what's the highest level you've compete at?
>when did you start playing?
>do you sleep or something with your game on?
>>144770629
nice
>>144770545
Tits or gtfo.
Damn clg have put a lot of work into this map
games dead right?
>>144771073
Yep.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>144771218
>dorito dust and grease on the mouse and keyboard
why someone even draw that
Add me if you wanna play comp with cute animes
id/animeaboveall
>kicked a player
>doesn't have a fucking replacement
what the fuck haha
>>144771456
dead game t b h
SK needs to stop screaming like autists holy shit all you did was win an eco
i'm fucking starving but eating takes so much effort ughhh
>>144771768
Anyone else feel more alert when hungry? Eating makes you tired and from an evolutionary point of view shouldn't you be more alert when you hunt for food?
>>144770646
ESL Championship here in central europe
playing go since winter 2012 because I was thinking about going back to playing ESL pro league here in europe with some mates
most of the hours are from faceit, IRC 5v5s and pugs
yes, some hours were definitely spent waiting for PCWs and stuff
>>144771456
hoping for Overwatch to become something big so maybe Valve will get their shit together
or battlefield 1 maybe?
just some competition that gives them a run for their money
>>144771695
Get your head in the game pita
>>144772395
wow i didn't know there was good players on this general.
>I was thinking about going back to playing ESL pro league
what did you play before; css or 1.6?
>>144772927
>good players
I'm still a bot compared to actual good players like olaf but thanks senpai
3k hours of 1.6 and about 1k css
what's the best way to get rid of $0.03 skins, I got $5 worth of them thanks to csgo lounge
should I trade them up? trade them? nobody buys battle scarred bizon sand dashed on the marketplace, so I'm stuck with all of these unsellable skins
>LEM rank
>7 RWS on ESEA
What rank and RWS are you guys getting?
>>144751264
who is this? :3
>>144769084
1900 smfc atm
>>144769084
1500 css | 1800 csgo | 3000+ cs 1.6 unofficial | 400~ish un csgo smurfs
>>144773428
global 13-15
>>144773474
An entitled faggot
>sk wears shorts in public
lmfao tbqh
>>144773812
sup sniler
>>144773428
LE
11 RWS
A-
north america btw
i could probably get global in MM but solo queueing MM is a nightmare
>>144773812
woah rude!
>>144773874
I don't know who's that buy I know he's a massive faggot , that is all
>>144773368
>nobody buys battle scarred...
Yes they do? You only get $0.01 so your $5 is more like $1.70
>>144773803
how many pugs is this a month though?
I feel if you're playing < 50 pugs a month your rws isn't that indicative of how good/bad of a player you were that month
should i join?
>>144774171
like 20
>>144774545
Whatever
>>144774545
he is
I've been in the woods for 6 weeks. How's eleague so far and what's going on in general in the scene
>>144765396
lmayo
good thing i knew you were full of shit with your free money memes and bet nothing
>>144774168
mine have been listed at minimum price for ages now and not one sale. I don't think you're correct.
Is Dinoswarleaf in these threads?
>bet on clg first map
>bet on sk second map
it's been fun lads...
7-1 haha
>>144776248
huehuehue
>>144776180
>tfw faithful with clg
u shouldnt jump ship tbqh
i want friis to fill my butthole with his awp...
jdm is hacking again
>losing against CLG
um hotards?
>>144776998
don't talk about him that way
>>144777221
Why does he sit like that?
Are these group playoffs being broadcast on TBS?
I'm surprised people don't call ESEA as "e c" instead of "E S E A"
fucking todd
>>144777393
he has big arms
>>144777595
Why?
>>144777595
because it's an acronym you dummy
>>144777393
because he's __/oungin you dummy
of course when i bet against clg this shit fucknig happens
nice nciencineinecnece
>>144769084
>over 2000 hours
>can't win aimduels vs LE's and DMG's as of recent
it's time to stop.
>>144777851
Maybe you're just getting old
>>144775492
>170 bs pp bizon sand dashed sold in the last 24hours
>>144777717
>>144777830
"e c" rolls off the tongue better
>>144778470
roll off my dick
>>144778393
none of themm were mine :///
>>144777595
some people say "e-c-a"
>tfw starting to lose all my skines
>>144777851
>aimduels
You mean RNGDuels?
>>144778617
>>144778683
i dont bet on eleague
>>144777851
iktf
na is choking again
>it's a "CLG choking 12-3" episode again
>>144778887
>spic shit
are CLG "our" guys?
>>144779006
hate reruns tbqh
>>144779068
spanish is a great language
>>144779676
fuck off pedro, english is far superior to your piece of shit language
>>144779676
jajajajajajajaja
is cuckoldboy hacking?
>>144779743
more popular != better
>>144780029
how is spictalk better?
choke logic gaming
>>144780271
i dont think it's better. i think they're both great languages :)
>>144779187
Yes very
>>144780271
the only time its better is when you hear cute spanish girls talking dirty
>join comp match
>no one else has mics
or
>join comp match
>teamsmates are just are group of friends messing around
I'm new-ish to comp and I got above the silver ranks. I sort of expected better teammates in comp
>>144769084
like 370
>na's best team can only bearly beat a tier 4 eu team
WEW LADS
What European country is next in line for a great team? Bongland?
Or are Australians going to try to meme to a final?
>>144780526
mm is for casuals
dont expect halfway decent matches until lem+ and even then people are either trolling/cheating
>>144780526
in MG people generally have mics, you still have something to look forward too. They are still dogshit though.
Learn popflashes and smokes for yourself and you can solo take sites with good aim and movement, you won't need your team.
>>144767619
>>144767661
Thanks gogurts
I want to see more Nuke.
last chance for me
asstrails or clg?
>>144781230
asstralis
NA is shit
>>144781382
but they just beat sk
>get matched with three micspamming poortuguese kids
>>144781450
australis will smash SK 8/10 times, CLG gets lucky once and you think they will beat a top 3 EU team?
>>144781781
but asstrails almost loss to nrg
>>144780526
play with friends
you can add me I play with other anime cuties too
id/animeaboveall
gonna add you tomorrow though, already in bed
>>144768001
>>144768051
>>144768172
Nice samefag you pathetic fuck
Bet on LDLC in LDLC vs CW. My analysis suggests they are undervalued.
>>144781382
>>144781230
>>144781781
Incoming CLG upset get ready
>>144770238
>12000 in cs:s
>second worst cs game
>that many hours
>>144782082
lol no
>>144782506
You better not be shitting on CZ you nigger
>Pita
>>144783445
>tfw pita is a slav word
>>144783445
that's not pita bread
>>144783575
No, it's Faruk Pita
>clg literally pay pita
>they give him money
>for this
>it's a clg episode
is astralis the masters of meme strats?
>>144784164
they pay him to coach, not play
lmao 5 awps
5 awps!!
inb4 comeback
>>144784793
Either way, they're paying him not to frag.
>>144769084
450 on GO, silver 1
Scot and a Croat looking for some LE-SMFC players to play and meme with.
Add me at /id/Jaginun if interested.
well after that
should I max bet on the next bo1
because I really want to max bet on the bo1
>>144785106
why not, clg sucks ass
>>144785105
Boycotting all Balkaners due to the embarrassment Pita is to all Europeans.
>astralis v clg
just made $60 ez, in for another round of free skines :^)
buy my phase 2 flip doppler
it looks pretty nice
https://gyazo.com/38b7d897fce5bd9f2f6345030766df93
>>144786573
wrong link
https://opsk.in/i/e4o8u
>>144786783
no c:<
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/740296719846506497
>>144786785
>>144786830
>>144786875
yes!
>>144787016
based senpai CX
>>144787030
>he thought he could crash my browser
lmao firecuck user spotted
>>144787232
i have firefox and it didn't crash it. Maybe he have 256 mb of ram
why do they all have the same shitty fucking haircut
>>144787431
maybe he's using one of those weird, /g/-approved forks
>>144787232
>>144787431
it's just a joke
it's not actually supposed to crash your browser
>>144787431
Clover here, bad lag
>>144787615
only retards hate firefox bud.
hahaha wacky image there, >>144787615
>>144788280
haha thanks dude
>>144788356
woah that one really took me by surprise. nice one.
>NA scene
LMAO
>>144786573
KYS scumbag
>NA CS
>>144789045
how do you even know who i am?
anyone know if you can still bet minimal wear falchion slaughter knives?
>>144789185
Yes :3
>>144786482
>quad kill on pistol round
GODDA GO FASD, ZONIC!!!!
>>144789198
all I know is youre a fucking asshole
EU COACH > NA TEAM
>>144789713
You can inspect it from that opskins link
Here's the backside though
>>144787016
about time
Damn it feels like MM
what's with this coach being a 5th meme
>Denmark
wew. Is CSGO the only """"""""""""sport"""""""" they can play? Do they commit suicide like all other danes if they lose?
EZ SKINES LOL
I'm sorry, but those peeks by astralis are fucking really sketchy.
>>144790440
how much :DDD
>he bet against the fucking manager
>No one clapping for Astralis after they won
Holy kek, can they be anymore irrelevant?
>they go to break
>hear the guitar riff
>the bass hits like a new thorin video
>>144790440
t. salty because he lost skines on a shitty bet
>>144790625
U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A
>Post-Game Wrap-Up
They're taking this game too seriously again..
it's my birthday lads
>>144791160
Ok bend over ill go get my paddle
huh
>>144791160
happy birthday anon!
>>144791320
that sounds gay
>>144791395
ty
i thought it was just a meme...
Does anyone have that pic of Thorin being alone when the rest of the broadcast crew is around one of the casters celebrating his birthday?
>>144791369
>he bets on Lounge
huh
>>144791719
23
>>144791719
where are you getting all of these cirnos?
>>144791716
What else
>>144792195
fanobet
>>144792370
Can I bet skins?
>>144792430
Yes.
It's beneficial to use referral link. You get 1% cashback on all his bets and he gets 1% cashback on yours. So if you wanna use mine add /r/csgog to the end of the URL. I bet with a few hundred, so it adds up.
why aren't you lads playing Blood and wine lads?
I just got money to buy the expansion pass so I'm playing through Hearts of Stone now. It's GOAT.
>>144793050
lad, what is that lad? never heard of it lad.
>>144793050
this post literally makes no sense
>>144793241
it's the expansion for TW3
>>144793272
neither does your face yet your mother still keeps you around
>>144793050
>expansions aren't free
JEWWW
>>144793529
>playing shitty games
no thanks lad, csgo is enough for me.
>Started playing again
>Start on smurf to see how it is
>GN3 down from DMG before the rank shift
>"Hey anon, come join your friends playing CS:GO!"
>Slowly rank up through playing with them again
>They start to complain when the enemies are better than them because of my rank in MM.
>Soon we need a 5 man to play because of the rank difference
>Start to only play with same rank friends
>Would have to buy another smurf to play on
Valve are kikes.
Anyone want to play who's not a rager? US west single ak / mg
>>144793623
blood and wine is over 20 hours long, I say they deserve a bit of compensation
>>144793650
but CSGO is the second shittiest game of all time only Overwatch is more shitty
>>144791651
I didnt hear any objections
>>144793529
>TW3
>he wanted to play more TW3
>he didn't quit CS for Doom
@144793845
this is very bad bait you should try harder than that if you want a (You)
>>144793798
Give the account to me and it'll be silver 1 in no time :^)
>2016
>he's still playing csgo
>he didnt make the switch to tactical intervention
pham...
>>144793984
>playing doom
>quitting cs
>>144794229
Looks cool. But TI seems like a f2p game, and "one of those" f2p games
>>144794378
>one of those f2p games
what do you by
>one of those
>>144794586
mean*
>>144794586
WHAT ARE THOoOoOoSE?
does anybody know anything about horizon union?
>>144794586
Shitty p2w f2p games with 21st century shooter setting. There are a lot of them. AVA is one for exemple.
>>144793529
>>144793050
I pre-ordered Witcher 3 12 months before released for like $25. I played the first 10min during launch week, but I never got back to it.
I have a problem with finishing games these days. 2.6k games and I've played like 50.
>thorin thinks he knows shit about dota and hockey
lol
>>144794832
DAAAAAMN DANIEL!
how much is your inventory worth? i went from $100 to $350 in two weeks, feeling pretty good so far
>>144796419
how much is this worth?
>>144795374
admittely there are definitely f2p with better gunplay, however ti's mission mode is really fun. the mission mode is probably the sole reason to play it.
as far as it being p2w goes, most of the shit you can buy with money, can be bought with in game currency. anything that can't be bought with the in game currency, doesn't really give you an advantage.
>>144795440
iktf
>>144796419
€30, only drops and such
>>144796419
like 4 dollars cause im not a gambling degenerate for peanuts nor do I like pixels enough to spend money on them
