>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Open]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxFiIgYSLg
who care...
hahaha my OC
![13325660_1045862018831080_7253310655483904591_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8ZusArU.jpg "13325660_1045862018831080_7253310655483904591_n[1].jpg")
>m0e's mic is aligned with his "perfectly cut" beard
>he plays on native
m0e is a fucking idiot and can't analyze for shit. remind me why he is on?
>>144900869
who?
how is he turning his neck like that?
>>144900995
aaaaaaa what anime is this from tell me already!!!!!!!!!!
Scot and a Croat looking for LE-SMFC players to comp with. Mic, sense of humour and a good citizen passport are preferred.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jaginun/
![13322005_605211752986309_4609864338374012517_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VHuAX7g.jpg "13322005_605211752986309_4609864338374012517_n[1].jpg")
>>144901171
>>144901080
Add me
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963077268
>>144901526
my /csgog/ bf likes anime should I dump him??
>>144901067
just reverse image search it!
>>144901738
>asking for relationship advice from a 15 year old
you get better drops doing competitive compared to doing casual/dm
>>144902053
it's not working its nbot workign ITS NOT WORPKIUGN!!!!!! aaaaaaaaa
>>144901526
what did this post say???
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-iXfOA-eHuM2-ojho6-fikqM-dSEdH
best game ive ever had
will i get overwatched?
wont watch until you tell me your rank
>>144903582
lol
>>144902792
anon pls! you have to find out on your own!
>>144903582
youre the one with the 33 bomb? what you get the vac ban for?
>>144903950
mw3
>ptr
LMFAO
>gob b
BOT B
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144900995
>>144901067
Lmao took me 30 sec to find the name
You suck at google
>3-11
lo
you have been visited by le bad posture man
>13 hours in game
>rank 3
>super fucking obvious wh and trigger
at least it's MM so overwatch will actually do something
>LEM rank
>8 RWS and C- rank on ESEA
What's your MM rank, RWS and ESEA rank?
>>144906052
>paying for botnet
So when will the next iteration of CS come out? Or is GO here to stay?
>>144906052
>he pays to play this shitty game
lol....
>>144907301
source 2 is the next iteration
with skins there's no point in making another cs
>>144907301
>wanting the current devs to make a new cs
just think about all of the shitty recent updates we've had. you want them to make a full game of that?
>nobody good on
>have to watch still not have fun in overwatch
i wish they would unban him so he wouldn't be so depressed :c
>>144907813
>he thinks we'll get source 2
allow me to remind you that this is valve we're talking about
they dont give a shit about anything other than dota
>bodyshot 1HK is balanced
>bodyshot 2HK is not
uh
gotards?
>>144900924
because muslimquote on tv
>>144907301
I think with skins the way they are releasing a new cs would cause riots on the streets mate
should i join?
>>144904791
I play like this but sometimes head closer to screen. Should I be worried?
>join NA server
>dust2
>ct side
>peek out mid doors to check T spawn
>clearly see them all going left
>tell team it's gonna be A
>WOW DUDE HOW DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU CHEATING????
uhhhhh, h-hello?
>>144909514
It's called quota
>>144913317
>join EU server
>dust2
>ct side
>kill bomb b
>"bomb dead B rotate"
>FUCKING ENGLISH NOOB
>ыopыв oйдвдa днмг
>ныpтцлcл вoйжыив
>cyкa блят
>oцлщыпфны шынвp
SK > CLG
Right?
>>144913986
>play east coast NA
>teams mentally retarded
Everytime
>>144914380
NA has nicer players, although EUs Russian problem seems to have gotten better (might be that prime matchmaking)
>>144912467
no join this http://steamcommunity.com/groups/2cute2kawaii
>>144913986
>join NA server
>dust2
>ct side
>kill two tuns and go mid
>see one go cat, then see another one suicide
>temmate pushed long and starts walking cat
>yo bro there's one suicide and one cat
>ok
>keeps walking cat
>bro suicide
>dude suicide
>doesn't stop
>keeps shift walking up cat
>dies to suicide guy
>calls me a noob and tells me to kill myself
>>144914624
>Language: Simplified Chinese
>Location: China
im sorry anon i only speak english
>>144914198
Who knows. They went 1-1 with clg getting raped on a meme map when they were playing like shit.
Depends which CLG shows up and if da danish LAN choke comes back
>>144914624
>fake imcute
Ghetto nig
>>144915293
sick ass meme dude
daed
>>144917547
rrrrr finally got banned again
>>144917649
but hes the heart and soul of this general
>>144917917
He's a retarded underage attention whore from the third world.
>>144918448
you say that like it's a bad thing
https://twitter.com/olofmCS/status/740715656497233921
xD
should i join imcute?
someone buy my aquamarine ft from the steam market
it's the cheapest one
>>144922708
You cant
Can I get some feedback on my gameplay?
I was doing exceptionally bad during the second half of the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWU5PD_y8dI
Mute the video if you'd like, I didn't have other peoples' voice turned off.
I'm still Silver 1 so any feedback is appreciated even if it's "get the fuck >>>/out/ faggot".
>>144924961
you're crosshair placement is shit
head level wherever an enemy might be
>>144924961
>>>/ncg/alumunate/submitdemo/
>>144924961
add me and i'll sit in a server with you and explain some shit
>>144925873
last online 100+ days ago?
https://twitter.com/theflyingdj/status/740733229070581761
lolk nice try but it will never be enforced
>>144924961
If you ever actually want help, post id
>ESL qualifier casters are Metuz, Pansy, BLU and natu
kill me
>>144927947
>natu taking time off his lucrative "playing mm with the faceit bois" career
They should be pretty honored desu
>>144927947
I hope they fuck up and post gotv ips again so i can read what the t3 teams say in all chat
>>144928220
Kick the favelas
>>144928561
We fucking lost man @SingSing
bind too
>start playing cs in the morning with a cup of coffee
>full of energy, topfrag for 3-4 games
>drink an energy drink in the afternoon
>continue playing well
>around dusk, hours later
>sluggish reaction times, can't snap to enemies heads like i was before
>have another energy drink
>caffeine no longer energizes, just makes me extremely irritable
>bottomfrag and way more salty than i normally am, have to quit playing for the night
anyone else know this feel
after being awake for 10 hours i'm basically useless
guys i got mg for the first ever time tonight! before i got to gold nova 4 then tilted all the way down to gold 2. been slowly climbing back up and it's an amazing feeling.
i know nobody cares but i'm so happy right now. i hope you all have good luck in your games tonight
>>144929213
>coffee and energy drinks
Enjoy da crash holmes
>>144929359
>you will never solo queue through the ranks from silver again, obtaining gnarly aim and gamesense, becoming a god of pugs
Enjoy it you fucking shitter
who myg0t here
>>144929359
omedetou, anon!
it's a great feeling climbing through the ranks past your friends and learning the maps and flashes through watching your new teammates.
you can get dmg soon if you keep it up!
>>144930017
th-thanks?
>>144930471
exactly this. i went to queue with someone i met in game today and he said he fell to silver 3. makes me feel really proud of my progress
whats your steam id? you seem like a cool dude
>>144930419
i like memes
I'm gonna miss spunj.
>>144931056
i'm pretty bad actually/id/wibbu
>>144906052
SMFC
B-
11-13 RWS / 86 adr
>>144935321
can confirm this guys ok
>>144900995
i cant find it either WTF
WOULD YOU RATHER:
>Lose but only do GOD PLAYS and GOD SPRAYS
or
>Win but only do SLOPPY SPRAYS and SLOPPY PLAYS
>>144936070
whoops replying too >>144901067
>>144936070
you're searching the thumbnail, retard
>>144936124
the first one
look at screaM
>>144936584
to be fair i would like to play like scream and wouldn't mind losing every game
>>144936914
yeah exactly it'd be great
>>144937070
oh my bad i thought you said option 2
>>144936254
found it lad. ty
What did he mean by this?
>>144939484
boners are haram so its almost
desu one of the best threads we've had in a long time!
>>144942536
it's dead though
>>144942986
So? No retards or 30 gay posts for no reason. Most posts are on topic. This is a good thread.
And now just a few hours till ESL
why is stewie2k such a faggot
>>144943432
uh he's not...
This week's eleague sucks desu. At least ddk and black ddk are in it
>>144945876
Week one was the best so far but I'm waiting for tomorrow to make my final decision on this week.
>>144929213
I can't play after drinking coffee
I just get super jittery and it throws off my aim
>>144943432
takes a fag to know a fag, faggot.
rng
splyce
c9
mouz
imm
gambit
faze
g2
>>144946142
>not drinking black tea
ishygddt
>>144946441
I do drink it, like 5-10 mugs a day even, I was literally just saying I don't drink coffee?
>>144946551
No, you said you can't drink coffee and play. You said nothing about not drinking coffee when you dont play. You make it sound likr you drink coffe when you're not playing in >>144946142
>>144946749
oh well I guess that was poor wording then sorry
I don't really don't drink all that much because it makes me jittery in general then, I always either feel uncomfortable or nothing at all, and then it's not even a nice drink in the first place.
has anyone here used that website where you can bet on your own matchmaking games
TIME TO WATCH MY BOY RAMZEES WIN SOME DOTES
>not making a batch of cold brew coffee for the week
fucking fags not drinking coffee properly
>>144947118
Yea, the cut is 15% or something like that.
It's great if you derank your account to MG1 and stomp tho
dead game
>dead general
>>144947214
The only way to properly drink coffee is not at all.
>our boys TyLoo
or
>cute Muslims G2
who
>>144947741
yes
>>144947741
i think i might skip that one or go low on tyloo. i could see it going both ways.
Best AK skin (no Fire Serpent?)
>>144948535default
>>144948535
black lammy :3
>>144948662
I have that one. I looking to trade up but I don't know if I want to go for stat trak whales or PLAYER, A FUCKING LEAF, KEK
How do I get to know teams? Everyone here seems to have a favorite CS:GO team, I don't know where to get started.
>>144948841
people only give a shit because of gambling lol
>>144948841
official our guys
>fnatic
>G2
>GODSENT
>TyLoo
>TheMongolz
>Gambit
>>144949017
This doesn't help me
>>144948818
what?
>>144949107
Stat trak aquamarine
or
hydroponic
It's too late though.
>>144949265
they're both gross anyways
>>144949356
WELL TOO FUCKING BAD I GUESS. BEST $100+ I DROPPED BESIDES THAT FALCHION FADE FN THIS PAST MONTH
>>144949541
>silver 3
>>144949541
>336 competitive wins
>silver III
>>144949541
>silver 3
>336 comp wins
>>144949541
>unironically a silver III
>>144949619
>>144949583
>>144949713
Yeah. I took a long break since October and I was GN1.
You mad that I only do comp games and nothing else?
>>144949541
are you literally 13?
>gay colorful skins
>opens cases
>silver 3 after all those wins
>memespoutter
unironically go back to 9gag.
>>144948535
jet set, duh
>>144949756
>unironically
The base word "ironic" has no meaning to me and has been that way since at least 2012. Been lurkin since 2007. fite me
>>144949017
can't forget our guys ence
What are the best Glock and Bizon skins, I need to switch it up.
>>144949885
objectively brass
for both
>>144949846
so you're just an autistic manchild. good for you, i guess?
>>144949885
>skins
>>144950001
>autistic
In which way? There are more than 20 genes that are markers for autism.
add me if you are cute and wanna play some comp later
id/animeaboveall
>>144950059
I have no idea what point you're trying to make with this post
>>144950132
I have no idea what point you're trying to make with this post
>>144949885
I like the Grinder
>>144950424
those metallic silver-ish glock skins are so common at this point I've lost all interest in them, they all look a bit dull, once you've seen the thousandth catacombs or grinder
>>144950770
I got a sticker on mine and it looks really nice desuwwa
>>144949885
the best glocks that are really uncommon to see are sand dune, night, and groundwater
dragon tattoo, fade, and twilight galaxy are quite nice too.
tfw noone adds you
>>144951210
>tfw no animefam to play casual with
why even live
>>144951281
w-want to play casual with me?
>>144951701
no u dumb kid
>>144951768
;_;
I wouldn't even accept money to play with any of you.
>>144950832
nah, not saying it's ugly or that I actively dislike it
just that it's really bland choice.
>>144951968
even me? i'm bad but i make callouts in comp and i can drop you expensive skins
Gambit will win against optic
>>144952010
Especially you.
>>144952091
a-anon...
>>144951968
why I'm nice ;_;
this is actually a really nice skin desu
got a real geiger vibe, probably going to be my favourite bizon skin.
>>144947118
Link?
a-anyone still alive?
nice site, gotards
i'm here bb, i'm old, i've played cs since i was 12, im 29, should i kill myself? i'm unemployed, but i do have a decent lookin dick. i've had alot of sex with girlfriends when i was a juvenile, i dont even care about pussy anymore, i legit just want to play csgo everyday and headshot.
im the old guy, i stayed up playing Match Making on my LEM level account, i played cobble against a guy who finished with 29 frags, and 100% HSP, feelsbadman, and the enemy team trash talked the whole time, i just laughed , and even more so when his rank was revealed to be double ak.
Spoiler Alert = when you guys venture out and get pussy you'll find out you have to do things you dont wan't, just to get your dick wet, and pussy smells, like to the point where you have to wash ur penis after sex so you don't walk around smellin like a tuna cannery
this fucking round from flipside
>early trade, 4v4
>take b, two (one has bomb) in palace
>bomb rotates towards b aps
>F3 lose b control, but still have players there
>Stalemate on B
>F3 player lurks out palace, has A
>bomb has no clue what to do
>F3 abandon B, rotate A, but leave one to lurk behind bench
>RNG kill bench player
>RNG kill A player
>10 seconds later bomb gets by himself onto A
>Other F3 player is b aps
>Bomb tries to plant by himself, gets shot from ct
>Last player has like 30 seconds to get onto A and get the bomb and win a 1v2
clusterfuck personified
don't worry son i bet 50 cents on f3 because wayLander is a fucking god.
>AUSSIE CS
we're back lads
on the topic of Aussie CS how can the org pay for these limp wristed faggots to live in NA, give them spending money i assume, hasnt it been over a year? with no results? sad
1.6 markeloff
HAHA SPUNJ BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
tfw no anime cuties add you to play
So my monitors native res is 1440x900 with a 16:10 ratio, but i created a custom res in my nvidia for 1920x1080 so i could be like shroud, is there any reason for me to run 1920 on a 1440 monitor or am i completely retarded? someone please answer.
pansy just spoiled the game..this sh*t is scripted.
RNG are a shit
I WANT TO MAKE BABBIES WITH PANSY
>>144953785
u are facken dumb just use the native
holy shit bitskins is so much better than opskins
i didnt even have to give them pictures of my drivers license and shit to buy credits through paypal they just take cards directly through stripe
and i'm actually getting more of the same item per trade bot than opskins so picking stuff up that i bought is easier
the only downside i can think of is their website's white background
>>144955165
I'm not really one to call out someone for shilling, but holy shit anon, calm down
>>144955498
while i was writing that post i realized it'd sound like i'm shilling but i'm just a degenerate who spends all my time and money on cs:go items...
I'm cute
>>144955663
i wanna fuck you in the ass
>>144955663
so is my bf!
Add for mm http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
buy my skins
they should be the cheapest ones on the market if they're not let me know and i'll lower the price :3
Hey fanobet anon
How do I use reflinks? I went to fanobet.com/r/csgog but it threw me back to main page
i want to marry pansy
>>144957981
stay in line kid
>pansy btfoing tumblr
lmao
based fat cow
Astralis vs NRG
How shit is astralis? Is it worth small bet on NRG for upset possibility?
>>144958609
yes. NRG are basically new and astralis will have no demos to analyze how they will play. NRG have a decent chance
>>144958609
wait
theres still like 4 hours to the match, odds will probably shift to ~15-85
>>144958920
So I can make a small bet on astralis and expect at least some value?
holy shit n0thing is a manlet
>>144958752
seriously? you think NRG have chance against asstrails?
They won't choke, not against NA
na is just an embarrassment
>>144959492
>toggling
how does ESL have such a mediocre-looking stream despite having so much money?
i'd take a high bitrate over 60FPS any day
shrouck
cuckthing
stewiecuckay
scuckdoodle
slemcuck
>North American Counter-Strike
Should i play the game, or do my job
electrocuck
cuckz
cucker
cyberfocuck
cusker
dead thread
dead game
nice throw from empire fucking rigged game
>Team Empire to score 8.5 rounds: Yes
I've never felt so much assclench
>>144963445
how can you score half a round¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
>>144963606
I meant over, I'm dumb
Anyone in GN-MG wanna add me for mm? http://steamcommunity.com/id/trung871/ chinks only pls I'm in asia
A lot of my keys are giving out on my 6gv2. What new keyboard should i get? Or should i just get a new 6gv2? I really like this keyboard.
\_oungin
ama
>>144965559
why don't you neck yourself
who else /fluffygangers/?
>>144965728
thnx for skines
>know absolutely nothing about stats, strats, grenades, etc.
>consistently win 1v1 against globals on private servers
>got carried up to LEM exclusively by my aim
>literally all aim no brain
how do i git gud?
cux
cuckis
cucki
cuckJ
nicuck
>>144963559
Rizz more likejizz
>>144965853
no u
>>144966324
no
u
>>144966412
im scared
no
me :)
yes u
how is optic only a 60% favorite against gambit right now, even in a best of 1?
ez skinez
>>144968654
>betting on NA
>ever
lmao thanks 4 ur skines
mouz
why
>blow $5 on cases because whatever
>get $10 M4
>Decide to just sell it and buy VIDYA GAMES whenever the summer sale starts
>They don't let you trade unless you fork over your phone number anymore
CANNOT make this shit up
>>144969151
>confirm trade to my main account through email
>still have to wait 15 fucking days
Valve please stop compensating for brainless 13 year olds
>make a huge combo bet, 9+ bets
>82$ bet, a hundreds of dollars potential profits
>-4.5 for mouz
>mouz
Fuck Mouz. I hope you lose.
All won in combo except Mouz.
why are these russian literal no names giving mouse a hard time?
>>144969727
How much my man?
rip 54 dollaridoos
those flicks at the end were a bit sus
>>144969860all of my hope
>>144969921too familiar
They probably changed the meta again
Am i supposed to use M4a4 or A1 now?
>>144970128
A1 if you're not a shitter
easiest skines of my life
buy me cs
I forgot how boring vendetta is
Who is that man wearing the long wig on the ESL stream?
![stdin_snapshot_14.26_[2016.06.09_09.10.40].png](https://i.imgur.com/6y29foY.png "stdin_snapshot_14.26_[2016.06.09_09.10.40].png")
>>144970932
What are you listening to when you play casual and getting ez deag headshots
>>144970956
Yea that's him, who is he?
buy me a bf
