>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
Previous Thread:
>>144900507
pansy is pig
>>145067197
are they banging?
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=1172863#r16412875
>ESEA anticheat
>good
lmao yeah they updated their AC so hard it now detects hardware cheating
>ESL
>be bad
>watch french cartoons
>get bad
>lose
it fucking pisses me off
why do you chamber a round every time you switch weapons
just make the fucking weapon switch animation longer
fuck
>tfw nobody wants to play faceit
>>145067413
they should remove the round chambering and just make the character have the weapon slip for a second out his hand. that would be so much better.
>>145067430
i dont like cirnofags
besides, everyone knows scarlet is best 2hu.
>>145067413
>>145067558
autism
makes litterally no difference it's just an animation fuck off etc etc
6-3 t side on fucking cobble
it's over
>>145067558
Should have a safety animation instead.
>>145067647
Say that to my face, fucker
renegades disband when?
/csgog/
I need a name for my M4.
Please help.
>>145067870
come over here and i will, pussy.
cobble xm new meta????
>>145068027
M4A4
Easiest skin i will get.
>another game ruined by op xm1014
>>145068039
Where?
>>145068061
enjoy 3 £0.03 skins I guess...
>>145068061
OUR guys
>>145067709
>he's not autistic
GET OUT REEEEEE
>>145068135
gensokyo
>>145067295
wtf you are right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6wb5Pj01HY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwsvyuMPEEY
>>145068193
>you will never live in gensokyo
>>145068283
the people who got hit by the latest banwave were using this and they got manually banned
esea trying to cover it up saying they updated their AC and they cant manual ban
hehe xd
fuck you yam :^)
>>145068873
kys
>>145068384
>you were born too early to live in a gensokyo matrix
Overwatch
Chaos would be better with a low sens.
>>145068384
>>145068945
now kiss.
>>145069025
i just met him/her
>>145069092
nothing wrong with a lewd first encounter ;3
also
>implying any females are on /csgog/
>either TyLoo or Tempo Storm will go to 2/3 losses
What the fuck is with these matchups? Does ESL hate talented teams or something?
>>145069281
Rigged.
>>145069281
tyloo will win. screenshot this boast.
>>145069151
there might be one or two...
SPLYCE IS CHOKING AGAIN MOMMY
>>145069350
ellipsis aren't allowed in this general
>>145069397
edit: there might be one or two~
do i stick with 2.7 400 or switch to 3.7 400?
been using this sens for a while, have used the other sens before; opinions?
>>145069350
the chances of there being females in this thread are the same as the chances of me not fucking up my lifezero
>flash AWPER
>peek him
>don't shoot
um????????????????????
>>145069506
400 is meme dpi, use 800
>>145069506
2.7@400 is already too much
Why don't pros just buy tec9 helmet every round?
>>145069552
im on a wmo 1.1
and the dpi is fucked so it's not 400 it's 432dpi, which is THE BEST MEME.
>>145069572
wmo, low tracking speed. also i play wrist and i'm used to higher sensitivity (played 1 1800 for a year lmao)
stick out this sens or switch back to an old one?
fuck you yam your so bad
time for tyloo (our guys)
FUCKING SPUNJ NECK YOURSELF
holy shit renegades are so fucking bad it's not even funny anymore. just disband lmaooooo
>he actually bet on renegades
it's been fun, lads.
>>145069932
the match I care about today
>>145070029
bye miku
davey is kinda cute
Will spunj finally end it? Been waiting for renecucks to die for so long
so China will cuck csgo like they did mobas right??
>>145070721
im praying they do.
>>145068909
no u
>>145069092
just tell me already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this dragon is cute
it's walking somewhere and looks really happy!!
>>145070839
look harder!
>>145070839
Just google it. I already told you why you (an idiot) were unable to find it before.
What is AttackeR's sens?
>LeSports
TyLoo confirmed reddit team.
No chance of Immortals winning
>>145070989
>>145071031
ok fucc u too
so they only play 3 matches?
>>145067430
i don't want the faceit police coming to my door
favelas are cheating again
Fucking cheating brazilians
>>145071490
No lol
Not denpa onna to seishun otoko
>teammates are total shitters
>carry hard
>still lose
>see ranks
>oh that's why
>>145071798
u won't trick me this time
>>145071680
Whats that mean?
>>145071747
>>145071686
How much?lul
>>145071490
good job
does pansy haev a speech impedance?
chinese anti eco
cuckas1
cuckz
cuck1
cuucktime
cucks
>betting against BR
>betting on NA
Daily reminder that if you do either of those, you're setting yourself up to lose.
>>145072161
>tfw it's not because of my dick in her mouth
>>145072264
immortals are not swedes
>>145072319
you stupid shit
you can't make babbies by putting it in her mouth
Immortals are getting raped now and their T side is piss poor
RIP
>>145072264
you're funny
another round ruined by op awp
>>145072591
cute
wanna be my bf?
>>145072698
i thought everyone here already had a bf
wtf I hate Brazil now
I dont understand this system
are digniggers allowed to cheat in ESL?
>>145072859
win 3 you qualify
lose 3 you're out
>>145072859
basically you have to get 3 wins to qualify.
>>145072859
same score plays against same score
typoo in tyloo
adios favelas
Brazil is such shit
Why did he flash his own boost?
reddit in flames
>>145073489
na flash
>>145073489
BR flash
It flashes any flankers
mou is cheating
mo
max and relax dignitas
hahahahahahahahahaha
favelas get rekt
Why are gooks so fucking good with the CZ?
holy fuck that play LMAO BR SHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>145073890
all of the crossfire makes them good at spread weapons
This match is so fucking dumb holy shit
F A N C Y
based chinks
R U MAD?!?!?
fancy footwork
![stdin_snapshot_32.15_[2016.05.08_02.32.10].png](https://i.imgur.com/hN05Suw.jpg "stdin_snapshot_32.15_[2016.05.08_02.32.10].png")
OUR GOOKS DID IT
easy 400 euros
Get fucked Favelas.
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa
get rekt favela cucks lmaooooooo
>>145074185
he has pretty nice teeth desu
ez for cuteboys
when is semmler ending pansy career like he did with deman
>>145074185
nice zit
so typhoo stickers when
their logo would be great for stickers
>>145074387
cunt
>>145074365
I hate memeler but i'd be okay with this
>>145074365
What happened to deman?
>>145074365
Richard protects Panzer. He is a patronus
>>145068027
what kind of m4 is it
>>145074365
i wanna end pansy's career by impregnating her and forcing her to raise our child
>>145074687
dont encourage him
>>145074724
nys (neck your self)
gonna take a shit lads hold on a sec
>>145074761
:_/
>>145074783
that was uncalled for
yo why the fuck is csgl broken
>>145074892
no!
>>145074920
it was never not broken
>>145074936
yes!never had a chance to use this image
>>145075075
Is that girl from sega game
is that the uber from selfless?
>>145075075
mind if i save it?just kidding i saved it anyway
>>145075171
mind if i save it?
yes i do mind
>i saved it anyway
delete it
>>145075379
nope
what are you gonna do about it nerd
>players and casters are such enormous stick-in-the-mud faggots that they know nothing about a new map that's been in the game for months because they're not willing to play it
gotards?
>>145075170
Ya he got hot
>>145075423
im gonna tell the 4chan irc that you bullied me and then they're gonna be really upset and then they're gonna ban you forever!
>>145075787
oh no i'm so scaredi'm not actually scared
>>145069397
who care...
>>145075985
y-you won't be so smug after you're banned!!
>>145074687
ST Evil Daimyo (pls don't bully)
>>145072890
i guess not
>>145076353
name it "i'm poor lol"
What the fuck have they don't to cobble B site in the last patch?
Wasn't the whole point of B site that long and drop is primarily T territory and they have to push out of that?
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to add stairs?
>>145076353
Bad Reimu
>losing against tier 5 team
>>145076551
i'm crying right now
>>145076353
trade
radiation hazard
asiimov bs
bullet rain are the only acceptable m4a4's
Why didn't digshit ban nuke?
>>145076801
they said it was "their map"
>they sold kjaerbye for this
is that logan from teksyndicate?
>>145076779
i wanted it stattrak though
cuckzki
cuckjunb
cuckino
cucksl
cuckfig
who /bigmoney/ here?
dignitas are so bad
>>145076960
stattrak doesn't really make any difference. this being said neither do skins.
if you want a nice ST skin trade more :^)
>he told me to max and relax
>cant relax
>>145077584
ez dignitas comeback dont worry
>>145076960
>not wanting the best m4
>>145077694
did you SEE the scoreboard!?
>>145077970
did you see the map?
>>145077812
i'll never understand you souvenirfags
you buy disgusting shitty skins just to have (admittedly cool) gold stickers on them but they're placed randomly and you have to find someone just as autistic as you if you wanna sell it
>>145077970
12-8 not bad imo
Saw this on reddit xD
>>145078034
dont you want the best skins by the best players? you dont? oh, have fun with your stattrak daimyo
Only cute CSGO players may reply to this post!!
>>145078025
but it's newke, not nuke. how can you not worry?
>>145078136
that ain't me i'm not some kind of poor person
souvenir skins just look shit
>>145078153
i have $170 on dignitas theyre gonna win this is all part of the plan
>>145078193
it's called fortunate son idiot
>>145078096
1738
xDD
>>145078193
baka pleb
probably doesnt even like knights. you may not be a poorfag, but you dont have taste
>>145078136
you're a faggot
>>145078193
you're probably a faggot too
im killing myself, streaming it and only posting the link to r/GlobalOffensive
>>145078251
what makes you think you cant lose your skins?
>>145078386
knights look like wank, guardian/dark water all the way all the way.
>>145078392
pls no anon.
>>145078457
nothing absolutely nothing
>>145078576
>dark water
>>145078576
>dark water
literally the most autistic skin. guardian is cool tho
WE DEM BOYZ
Could Empire fulfill the prophecy and take down Renegades or Immortals?
oh anon, you script reading faggot <3
>>145079107
:)))
nice choke
tfw we are THIS close to having none of the reddit teams qualify
>>145078694
>>145078848
>implying dark water isn't the best filling in a shit sandwich
kekking at your taste :^)
hyperbeast is alright tho, would be top tier if it wasn't as pricey.
>>145079305
nip hasn't played yet....
>>145079307
>hyperbeast is alright tho
>>145079394
They're not in the qualifier. We just need Envy to tilt, and for BR and Spunj to keep sucking.
>>145079412
>implying it isn't the 3rd best filling in a shit sandwich
8)
pls tell me what your favorite m4a1-s skin is anon.
>started playing literally two weeks ago
>got placed in silver 1 for whatever reason
>just ranked up to GN2
>still carrying most of the time
</blog>
>>145079307
>price matters
>>>>>>HYPERBEAST
OH GOD
>>145079505
typhoo are our guys right?
>>145079521
Basilisk
>>145079521
>m4a1-s
>>145079521
>m4a1-s
>>145079606
>>145079412
>Chantico's Fire
garbage
>Golden Coil
garbage
>Hyper Beast
looks pretty nice
>Cyrex
garbage
>Atomic Alloy
garbage
>Guardian
#1
>Hot Rod
not my thing
>Knight
garbage
>Master Piece
not my thing
>Basilisk
nice skine
>Bright Water
it's okay
>Dark Water
#2
>Icarus Fell
garbage
>Nitro
garbage
>Blood Tiger
garbage
>VariCamo
garbage
>Boreal Forest
garbage
>>145079742
i switch between the a1-s and a4. situational weapons.
>>145079907
shit taste desu
>>145079907
you are actually a human toilet
>>145079907
you're just baiting i hope
if you're not i don't get how you could enjoy the hyper beast but not superior similar skines like icarus fell and master piece
>>145079980
>>145080003
:^)
>>145080096
i dunno they look fucking disgusting imho.
hyperbeast is a bright, vivid flashy skin whilst the rest are bland flashy skins.
pansy a cute
>>145080278
ur a cute
OFFICIAL GOOD TASTE RANKING OF M4A1-S SKINES
>TOP
KNIGHT
GUARDIAN
>GREAT
HOT ROD
ICARUS FELL
>ALMOST GREAT
NITRO
STOCK
BASILISK
>GOOD
MASTER PIECE
ATOMIC ALLOY
BLOOD TIGER
BRIGHT WATER
>GETTING THERE
GOLDEN COIL
HYPER BEAST
CYREX
DARK WATER
>NO
VARICAMO
CHANTICO'S FIRE
>>145080572
wank taste
>>145080658
sorry, but it's official. sounds like you're the wank, reddit.
>>145080794
>replying when you're the one that posted
both you and your opinion are invalid.
>>145080853
it says its official on the top dude. you can't argue with that.
>>145080924
damn you got me.
:^(
-smithzz
+kennys
new french super team
>>145081031
they would literally be unstoppable
i just wish we lived in a timeline where smithzz was just shox's buttboy IRL and never set foot on a pro cs server
>>145081310
>i just wish we lived in a timeline where smithzz was just shox's buttboy IRL and never set foot on a pro cs server
we can only dream :<
>>145080572
>good taste
my taste is still better :>
Faded Zebra is the only good M4 skin.
>On Valve official servers, the current map will be excluded from the vote options at the end of a match.
Casualfags rejoice
R8 MI OC PLS
stycuck
oscuck
boncuck
ancuck1yl
cucko
>raped him
>watching cross like a whore
pansy sounds like she enjoys being treated like a slut
>>145081505
>no more dust2 24/7
lmao
>>145081470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kbu7KisoZJ
>>145081556
typical of British women
>>145081505
>mirage and dust2 only
but...
the future refused to change
>they doubted our boys arya and jason R
>>145081613
>implying implicit implications that that's a bad thing
:^):^)
>>145081780
honestly if you find pansy attractive you need to eviscerate yourself immediately
>>145081505
Another lazy bandaid fix to the casual side of the game.
WUN TAB ECOS
>>145081914
>pansy
>attractive
please never put those words in the same sentence again.sluts are fun tho
>>145081962
best part is it only took several years to change
>>145082021I know I am one :3
>>145081962
buying an awp should remove your armor in casual and map voting shouldnt exist, just cycle through every map in order
OFFICIAL WAIFU CATEGORIES
god tier
>pansy
decent tier
>some 2d
>an extremely small minority of 3d
neck yourself tier
>most 2d
>basically all 3d
>>145081575
>>145081729
>>145081962
oh shit I am hungover, this actually is still shit.
Why the fuck didn't they just remove the vote ffs?
>>145082057l-lewd :o
>>145082124
here man, free one on me for typing this
anyone who appreciates this disgusting skin absolutely should consider offing themselves
>>145081729
Dust 2 of Lavos
>>145082448
glad i'm not the only one.
>i put 0.03 on hr
shit
>>145082448
This game needs more camo skins instead of painball and nerfgun shit.
