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rrrrrrr edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Weapon info: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11tDzUNBq9zIX6_9Rel__fdAUezAQzSnh5AVYzCP060c/edit#gid=0
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
https://csgosquad.com/ranks

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch anime EVERYDAY: https://youtu.be/P49FraVNS_Y
Otherwise: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Friendly reminder
https://youtu.be/Q9RjDRLBWio

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/a4Ninysy

>Old Thread
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>>144575149
why did the other thread get deleted?
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>>144575628
it triggered the jani
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>>144575685
i don't get it
why is the jani deleting perfectly fine threads?

we can use whatever fucking image we want for the op
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is it really that difficult for you guys not shitpost? just put a csgo related image in the op and be done with it.

also, new thread since this one is going to be deleted anyways: >>144575696
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>>144577031
how about no?
most generals just put whatever in the op or a meme
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>>144575696
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>>144577223
except most dont, you dumb memer.
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>>144577789
no thread wars. idiot.
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lose
repost
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>>144577789
>>144578347
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>>144578595
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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>>144578384
>lolihategays
get out desu
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https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/738785233122779137

How will pretty boy seized do in jail?
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198069057175/

add for p ugs
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Scot and a Croat looking for LE-SMFC players in EU to play and meme with. Mic preferred.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jaginun/
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What happened to the old thread
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>>144579834
anime haters nuked it
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anime was a mistake
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>Santorini
>I ded, teammates killed last guy but bomb was planted
>"its planted on the other side of the box"
>Teammate still looking on wrong side
>another teammate comes over, continues looking for it on wrong side
I flip my shit
>"YOU FUCKING IDIOTs ITS ON THE OTHER SIDE"
>they finnaly get it
>Not kit or time
How to get out of silver?
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>>144580891
Stop playing Santorini
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>>144581043
Would but missions for XP, assumed decent people would be playing
>>144581102
Am already good, topfrag almost every match, and im usuallly nice.
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>>144581307
>missions for XP
So it's not comp then, who care...
unless you're doing blitz missions like a retard
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>>144581440
It was comp. Blitz.
Im not too bad on santorini so i just said fuck it
>>144581406
I lost it after that bullshittery. Im usually pretty chill.
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>>144579585
>LE-SMFC

nevermind then
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When Valve brings back Inferno, what map will get the boot?
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>>144583639
cbble or train
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>>144583710
They both has had makeovers though?
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i found the answer to ranking up

step 1 find smurf
step 2 ask smurf to queue together
step 3 profit
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how do I get the avatars at the top of my screen by the timer to be horizontal rather than stacked on top of eachother?
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reminder that my tiger tooth flip knifeâ„¢ is for sale
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>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*

>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
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>>144585981
I'm silver 4 trying to get out atm. I'm severely underranked averaging a 2.7KDR. I just can't get out because of terribad solo queue teams
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>>144584808
no the best way to rank up is to play with higher ranked people
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holy fuck i need a rr
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>>144583639
where is inferno? Bring Season in.
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>>144587643
CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP starts playing
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Anyone know any War 3 or superhero mod servers?
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/koosta

Koosta made his profile private + removed name + removed liquid pic
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>>144594083
SUICIDE WATCH
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>tfw will never have a group of friends you chat with in TS who make wacky plays that make the whole team laugh, while they're all still very skilled and talented
it hurts, /csgog/
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>>144594083
kinda feel bad for him
victim of the na hype machine
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>>144594083
why
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>play on smurf
>the only skine I miss is my knife
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Can i havr some nice counter strike memes dudes?
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>>144597897
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>eagle on smurf
>playing for fun w/o mic with really gud friend
>trs are recking us with p90s on dust 2
>manage to 7x8
>3 guys on team decide to go full p90
>16x8
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>>144598735
p90 is effective weapon against people who don't know how to counter play smg spam
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>Replying to shitskin/spics
>acknowledging underage shitskins
Do you part and keep /csgog/ free from shitskinlets. Report and ignore all underage shitskin posts
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>>144599205
how do i counter play smg spam?
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>>144600549
lrn2aim
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>>144600549
play at a distance, hold angles from medium-long ranges and wait for pushes

take control of areas of the map that use wide open spaces e.g. long on dust2

push with teammates and get trades, a p90 can't kill two people instant/near instantly like an awp or ak spray can
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im about to dm. i need some tunes boys.
no weeb shit
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>>144604648
post-ironic gangster rap and jcore
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>on one of the TOP NA teams rn
>1.05 HLTV rating
>19 and already left humanity behind

What's your excuse /csgog/?
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>>144604967
no he's not post-ironic, he's too literal
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>>144605262
*sigh* i've listened to that already.
whatever happen to that anon that would post random k-pop? i miss him :(
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>>144606068
kinda
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>>144588159
add me
id/animeaboveall
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>>144607623
o-oh right
can still play on your account for now :3
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>mg1
>one person with no mic
>one kid keeps trying to no scope
>spray and crosshair placement is every fucking where
>carrying the entire game
>still lose

Death to America
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>>144607735
>_<
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>>144607771
NA CS is a meme just move to Europe already
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>>144607771
>>144608849
europe is worse
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>>144608849
could be worse could be aus cs
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>>144608915
>brazil
:^)
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>>144608915
>move to a 3rd world country
lmaoing at you're life
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>>144611708
>3rd world country
So are you implying Europe is a third world "country" or do you honestly not understand what the word third country means? I wouldn't judge you I know monkeys lack education.
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>>144611943
are you retarded?
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>>144611943
europe will soon be a third country tho
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>>144612396
>will soon
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>>144612497
i was being generous
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Who will be in next eleague group?
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why is /csgog/ full of animefaggots?
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>>144614761
i dunno man
i think i'm the only non-animemer here
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>>144594083
>\_

waving goodbye? retirement?
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is there anyone is the cs scene with a better smile than hiko's?
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>>144616147
ur mum rofl Cx
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hey guys it's me im back
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>>144617893
who care...
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>>144618254
I do
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HISSSSSSSSSS
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>>144617669
omg...thank you
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im an idiot. tell me who to bet on so i can get a knife :>
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>>144621574
No one
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>>144621574
escape
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>>144621771
are you 100% sure that's a good idea? im very poor cant afford losses.

>>144621715
how am i suppose to get a knife if a i dont bet????
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>>144621931
Buy one?
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>>144621931
i forgot. pic related; my poverty.

>>144621981
i dont wanna put that much money into this game.
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>>144621931
>im very poor cant afford losses
Then don't bet, idiot.
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>>144622191
anon pls. i cant handle insults right now in my time of need. i just need advice so i can be a happier person :c
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>>144622310
Alright, if you really can't afford to lose anything, wait for t1-t2 matches. These t3 teams can literally do anything, to the point where it's not even worth betting on overdogs.

You have to learn when to just fucking wait and not bet on anything. None of these matches are set in stone. I'd drop a shit skin on penta in penta vs orbit because dem odds, but if you dont' want to risk it then whatever.
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number one pro tip for gambling
don't bet what you can't afford to lose
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>>144579585
I'm supreme, what's yours
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>>144623213
shit advice
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anime is numer 1
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>tfw it's hot and i can't play well
>feel like shit
suffering
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>>144624692
>27c
>hot
m8 do you even australia?
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>>144624692
don't you have a #1 fan to cool you
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>>144624809
i live in the mountains, an average summer is 20 C
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>>144624692
Temperature dropped 10 degrees from 25 °C. Life is good.
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>C
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>F
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-koosta
-Hiko

+s1mple
+Stewie2k

easy top 5
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>>144625529
>SewageNoK

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo listen to me laugh
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>>144625529
keep believing, that's what keeps the skins flowing
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>>144625597
i hear it
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>http://www.freedom2measure.org/
>americans
ha ha holy shit
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>>144626116
>Web Page Design ©2001

nice
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>be me
>1v4
>kill 3 guys
>get killed by 4th guy
>'boosted noob fucking silver'
>mfw
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>>144626116
>http://www.desudesu.co.uk
>brits
omg wtf
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>>144626787
I would have said nice try cutiepie!
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>>144627214
dumb enabler
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>>144627491
d-dumb bully
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>>144627642
haha nice comeback you autist.
sike
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>>144627028
>uk has cute anime grils
>usa has retarded measurement systems
pottery
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>>144629309
gee wonder which country is more shit...
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>5v5
>two enemies get votekicked
>one gets kicked for teamkilling, the other one disconnects
>brave last guy plays three more rounds before surrendering
lel
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>>144632364
ok
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>>144631179
You got almost 0 elo from that game and he added some salt to your wound by not surrendering right of the bat. What a madman. :D
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>>144633164
>caring about how much elo you get
>not permanently being global
ha ha
what a shitter
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>>144633642
>caring about how much elo you get
>not permanently being global

These two aren't even connected. Getting to GE doesn't mean your ELO suddenly stops going up.
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our boy the ginger threat roca is streaming
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>shitpost
>dont get banned
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SWEDEN YES
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>>144635427
god she's hot

I want zaaz to choke me and slap my cock as she fucks me violently with a 7" dildo
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>>144636620
control yourself
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>>144636620
>turkroack
>hot
neck yourself
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>>144637514
>likes things I don't like
>kill yourself
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>>144637770
>likes things no self-respecting human being should like
Yes, neck yourself.
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>>144638061
No, I don't like it. I just felt like pointing out how much of underage you are.
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Who else Secret 1 map here? I think people underestimate them. They could easily take some UK shitheads.
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Mikes is a cutie :3
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>>144639710
>>144639710
>>144639370
> ye jucy odds, check the setup i used >>14463839

Fixed, went full retard.
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how do you make LEM+ friends?
i'm not entirely sure if i want to pay shekels for esea again
/r/recruitcs seems like an option but like 99% of the posts are GNs looking for teams lul
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>Bet on Secret because odds
>found out that they're female
rip
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>>144640502
I am LEM!
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>>144640502
srsly
https://www.reddit.com/r/RecruitCS/comments/4mt2wo/na_midwest_usa_silver_elite_looking_for_a_mentor/
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>You will never go shooting with your pro team
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>>144640856
I mean like normal friends not the kind of friends that post anime reaction images on /csgog/
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>>144640856
ur a faggot
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>CLG has Pita as 5th in Eleague and major
WEW LAD
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>>144640964
not sure why you replied to me. I'm LEM and not sure where to find people of a similar level of skill to play with. I'm not looking to be tutored or to tutor.
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>>144640964
Aww. He is trying so hard.
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>>144641279
I duno man I dont have friends

>>144641380
u
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>>144641219
>autonoob
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>>144641714
that's just a regular scar, not an mk 20 or whatever the auto is
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>>144584808
>be boosted noob
>lose every match
>if not lose then you've got kicked
>forever shitter
Learn to play and get ranked up.
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>>144612497

http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.454/sweden-to-become-a-third-world-country-by-2030-according-to-un.html

hue
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>>144575149
>taking the Livestreamer link out of the OP to make room for irrelevant videos

Why don't threads like these get deleted?
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>>144625529
people are still hyping stewie2k oh my god

You people need to learn that no matter how much talent NA has, it's still gonna lag behind EU and BR.

n0thing is a fantastic player and so is Hiko, it's not a skill problem, it's more of a mentality and strategic problem. NA relies sorely on aim duels when most EU teams are MUCH more skilled and on top of that, execute strats very well.

GODSENT almost beat NiP due to their ambushes and executes when they don't have half the talent NiP has.

It annoys me so fucking much when people hype C9 or any NA team, it feels like fucking reddit. NA will never get a major, you can bet your ass if you want.
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>>144645458
do you even know what "third world country" means?

also
>speisa.com
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Is it possible to get Livestreamer to work with Dingshit? Because this site is unwatchable.
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>>144645976
I can give you 5 other sources if you want.

Keep denying your immigrant problem, i'm sure socialism will make you prosper. Fucking cunt, go to the streets already instead of defending your piece of shit country/continent online.

http://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2014/April/Soviet-Sweden-Model-Nation-Sliding-to-Third-World
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>>144646152
>speisa
>cbn
>relevant and credible
Go on, post your five other sources, I'm up for a laugh.

>Keep denying your immigrant problem, i'm sure socialism will make you prosper. Fucking cunt, go to the streets already instead of defending your piece of shit country/continent online.
Please, point out where I said mass immigration is good, or even just where I said I'm from Europe.
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>>144640502
You add people on LEM+?
Wow that was hard.
It's not like LEM is even rare or means you're not total shit.
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>come home
>having a great day out
>check the orbit scores
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m0E is streaming btw.
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>>144646507
What are your credible sources then? Cologne rapes and the absurd taxes and the rise of crime there are enough to sustain the argument that most european countries will be part of the 3rd world. Spain is very close.

I assumed you were from EU, this attitude of disproving facts ignoring the current situation is very characteristic of it's population, and will be the main cause of their extinction in the future.
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Do you think your rank is an accurate measure of your skill or do you think it's too low or even too high?
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>>144646690
How did he lose so many viewers? Is that just from streaming Overwatch or did he say Hitler did nothing wrong or something?
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>>144647630
not streaming frequently loses you viewers
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https://twitter.com/jwCSGO/status/739883201078960128
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>>144647616
I'm Global. I should be a pro player so yes the ranking system is wrong.
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>>144647616
I think it represents my rank pretty well, but not my teamate's or the enemy team's for the most part.

Valve should include at least 3 ranks between LE and SMFC. LE/LEM games are a gamble when it comes to skill and gamesense. You can find a complete retard or a good aimer in these ranks.
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>>144647630
OW is awful to spectate. No team communication, streamer sitting quietly concentrating not even interacting with viewers occasionally bitching about game.
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>>144647837
suh dude
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>>144646782
again
>do you even know what "third world country" means?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_World
>The term Third World arose during the Cold War to define countries that remained non-aligned with either NATO, or the Communist Bloc. The United States, Western European nations and their allies represented the First World, while the Soviet Union, China, Cuba, and their allies represented the Second World. This terminology provided a way of broadly categorizing the nations of the Earth into three groups based on social, political, cultural and economic divisions.
>it became a stereotype to refer to poor countries as "third world countries", yet the "Third World" term is also often taken to include newly industrialized countries like Brazil, Russia, India and China (see also: BRIC). Historically, some European countries were part of the non-aligned movement and a few were and are very prosperous, including Ireland, Austria, Sweden, Finland, and Switzerland.
>Over the last few decades since the fall of the Soviet Union and the end of the Cold War, the term Third World has been used interchangeably with the least developed countries, the Global South, and developing countries to describe poorer countries that have struggled to attain steady economic development, a term that often includes "Second World" countries like Laos. This usage, however, has become less preferred in recent years.
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>>144647616
There needs to be ranks above global because I don't feel it accurately represents my skills being lumped in with most of the trash there.
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>>144646782
Holy fuck dude you're embarrassing. It makes me happy people like you will never find a job or partner.
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>>144648059

>I can't grasp multiple definitions and don't understand common sense

I should've said it's going to be a shithole ridden with poverty and crime, maybe you'd understand better. Sorry for trusting you with basic understanding.
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>>144648059
im not that guy but if it calms your autism flare up, eu will be very similar to third world countries economically. better?
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>>144648221
>projecting
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>the brits got a hold of the script
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ez tricked skines
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rip cph awoos
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>>144649782
Brit edit EU left
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>tfw put 1 pound on tsm to win tomorrow

I sure hope they do well, I get 100 pounds if they win
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>>144648398
not really
for example, switzerland, finland and austria are third world countries, but they're very wealthy
and, coming back to the original point, sweden literally is a third world country :^)

>>144648263
anything with multiple definitions is badly defined, unless said multiple definitions are equivalent (in this case, they're not)
>misuses a well-defined term
>hurrrr why didn't you understand what i meant, it was so obvious
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>>144651032
silly anon, you bet with currency, not with weight
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>>144651343
those are outliers and you know it
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Can someone link the stream thats top for csgo on twitch now, it didnt update for me or anything and its fucking annoying, stupid shitty site
Or atleast, if theres a site where i can see active live games and stuff like you can for dota for example, i would like that link.. This is just utter shit
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>>144652150
/odeag
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HER NAME IS NOELLE
I HAVE A DREAM ABOUT HER
SHE RINGS MY BELL
I GOT GYM CLASS IN HALF AN HOUR
OH, HOW SHE ROCKS
IN KEDS AND TUBE SOCKS
BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM
AND SHE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME

'CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
YEAH, I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN MAYBE WITH ME

HER BOYFRIEND'S A DICK
AND HE BRINGS A GUN TO SCHOOL
AND HE'D SIMPLY KICK
MY ASS IF HE KNEW THE TRUTH
HE LIVES ON MY BLOCK
AND HE DRIVES AN IROC
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM
AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME

'CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
YEAH, I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN MAYBE WITH ME

OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG, NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG, NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'

MAN, I FEEL LIKE MOLD
IT'S PROM NIGHT AND I AM LONELY
LO AND BEHOLD
SHE'S WALKING OVER TO ME
THIS MUST BE FAKE
MY LIP STARTS TO SHAKE
HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHO I AM?
AND WHY DOES SHE GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME

I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN, BABY
COME WITH ME FRIDAY, DON'T SAY "MAYBE"
I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY, LIKE YOU

OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG, NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG, NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
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>>144651586
oh you
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>>144585702
When you play comp they go horizontal, in casual its like that so it doesn't take up the whole top of the screen. Also thanks for actually posting something csgo related
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>>144585702
if ya that autistic just turn off avas and have only the number

i also turn off clantag in killfeed
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>>144603941
Lil dicky is what I listen to
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>>144594083
\_ O U N G I N
O
U
N
G
I
N
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p1mple is joining navi
jdm to liquid
get hype
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>>144635427
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>>144655918
it took you 13 fucking hours, but im glad you replied.
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What is this nvidia smoke glitch people on reddit talk about?

It's like fucking verboten to talk about it but people allude to it in comments even though it's like against the rules or they're moralfags and refuse to explain exactly what it is

How can I tweak my nvidia settings to see through smoke? I just got some bullshit hacker drop a 40bomb on me and I lost my supreme
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>>144657981
>navi gets worse
>clg gets worse
>liquid is still shit
>olof still dead
>astralis playing with fucking gla1ve

rip all interesting teams. g2 to win it
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so this question probably sounds retarded but since I am retarded w/e: how do I learn maps so I can play them competitive without being that one asshole who feeds relentlessly? I've learned dust2 and mirage because those are the only 2 maps that exist in the casual pool but the rest I have no idea how to learn.
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>>144658356
You might as well just download wallhacks then, you probably won't get VAC banned for anything you pay for regardless. The threat of OW bans is the real issue, at least with a real wallhack you can turn it off.
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>>144658456
Just play them in MM, rank means nothing.
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>>144658456
Play them in comp who cares man, seriously nobody cares about ranks. Boosters fucked it up again and its all welfare garbage
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>>144660397
>implying ranks outside GE even mater
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>>144660813
>implying GE matters
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>>144658760
I get what you're saying but people make comments like 'yeah this exploit has been around for 10 years since CSS' all while they never fucking explain how it works

Its really infuriating
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>>144658439
i guess that makes our boys a tier 1 team
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>>144660862
>implying anything out of pro league matters
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>>144661031
You got me there
>>
uhh...TRICKED?!?!?!
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http://www.hltv.org/news/17966-s1mple-returns-to-liquid-roster

tricked rofl
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http://www.hltv.org/news/17966-s1mple-returns-to-liquid-roster
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>>144661970
>>144662007
>[koosta]
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>>144658439
there's always tyloo
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>>144662007
G O D R E N
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>>144661715
it's just part of the script, r-right!?
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>almost livebet on alpha when they were down 8-0
rip
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>>144661715
orbit are never getting my skines again
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https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/739923049777143808
rip
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>>144662351
yeah dont worry ez tricked skines
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>>144662501
...cause we all know s1mple is a man of his word
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>>144662443
>betting
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>>144662007
PEOPLE WONT STOP BULLYING ADREN. ;_;
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>>144662443
sounds like you aren't either :^)
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>tricked choking
>orbit losing
it's been fun lads
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how much can i get for a 2k13 faceit acc
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>>144663860
surely you didn't bet enough on these tier 45 games to actually be very sad about a loss...
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>>144664183
im very poor and very desperate anon :<
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bffRRR1y6dc


GOTARDS?????????????????????????
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>orbit lost
>tricked might lose
bad feel desu
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>>144666538
>combo bet on tricked and escape for a 3.95 odd
feelsgoodman
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Fuck today.
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>>144669069
lmao btfo
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Why do so many assholes play this game?

I have literally been kicked from 7 matches in a row, banned on my alt, cheated against, verbally harassed, and more in the past 24hrs.

Is it because you're all literal children or what?
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>csgolounge, win tricked bet
>didn't get my skines
GOTARDS??????
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>>144672837
you can play with my foreskine for a bit if it'll make you feel better
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>>144626116
Sexist

The metric system has been almost wholly created and standardized by male scientists and bureaucrats. At the time, during which women were considerably less liberated than today, woman had virtually no say in the creation and, in many countries, the imposition of these units. Perhaps, if they had, the value of the practical units used in those tasks undertaken by woman at the time would have been recognized.
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>>144673327
>americans
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>>144669069
What website is this?
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>>144672529
And it's not "sometimes", it's EVERY. FUCKING. GAME.

Why would you want to play with a bunch of assholes? I understand why you guys gamble instead of actually playing the game now.
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>>144675895
Metric system is literally the patriarchy attempting to dismember a womyn's way of life by replacing natural easy to understand measurements into artificial mathematical arbitrary units with no basis in reality. I'm sure it makes sense to you men but it's deliberately designed to be more difficult for womyn to understand. I'm 300 pounds not 136.07 whatever kg shitlord
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>>144676493
fanobet. Why do people ask this daily?
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>>144657981
>p1mple is joining navi
lol
>jdm to liquid
>https://www.jewbook.com/notes/team-liquid-pro/liquid-csgo-update-6-june-2016/1131684986875233
>we signed a rifler
lol
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GOTARDS??????
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>>144678740
>bet pennies on favorite
idiot
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>>144679195
that's not the point though
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swag
Skadoodle
DaZeD
n0thing
Hiko

>friendly reminder NA missed the one shot it had at the major
>friendly reminder this team would have dominated fnatic, nV, Astralis and Na'Vi
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should we even root for team liquid when our guy isn't on there anymore?
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>>144679885
yes it is

you dont get returns for doing that you stupid fuck
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>>144680337
not the guy you're replying to, but
Yes, you do. It's usually a dozen 2 cent skins, but you do get returns.
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Why is it when I shoot my scout down mid, I only have a 57% chance of getting a headshot even if I have perfect aim?

Isn't this supposed to be a skill-based esports game?
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>>144680206
clown9 swagfags are delusional as fuck
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>>144682034
rng disguised as skill
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>>144682034
CSGO is skill based, but also based on RNG.
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>>144682176
>>144682193
And people just accept this? I'm not baiting for responses, I've played csgo for a fairly long time but didn't realize how appalling accuracy across all guns were until just now.

Another example: shooting an AK from pit to long doors has a 5% chance of critical fail even on perfect aim.

This isn't even counting when your crosshair is at the edge and not perfectly on somebody's head, either.
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>>144682469
game literally is mostly RNG at any skill level.
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vault or mh????
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>>144682927
mh
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