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10 minute queue edition

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download
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MERCY IS NOT A SLUT!
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Is there a SINGLE enjoyable Overwatch streamer?
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>>144723031
>porn archive

Wait huh
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Flashbang + Fan is far easier to deal with than people make it out to be.

Flashbang has barely any splash, he basically has to hit you with it directly, if he hasn't thrown it, don't stand still like a retard.

Mcree stomps around like fucking Godzilla, if he sneaks up on you, you are retarded.

I manage to survive close quarters encounters with him as Mei more often than he's able to kill me.
In the time it takes me to freeze him, pretty much any character who moves faster, has a smaller hitbox and actually does decent damage would be able to kill him.
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>>144723031
Well, it's not porn. Good job, OP. You didn't fuck up.
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>tfw shitty stats
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I WANT TO PET CAT 76!!!!


NYA!
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Is there ever a bad time to pick dunkcat?
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rate my loot box
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Why do these images exist?
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>braindead autistic McRee/Reaper/Junkrat player spend 10inutes telling us we need support
>refuses to switch to a support

Fucking hate people like this. Just do it yourself as what you're not of any use anyway.
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nth for dva a cute
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>>144723098
Blizzard recommend AnneMunition.

Blizzard fucking lies.
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What's the new mercy voiceline that triggers when you're playing her? I've looked at the wikis and it's not listed and I can't decipher the german she's saying.

It's like
>Mercy in the reichinstag
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>>144723098
Why do you care? Just play yourself.
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last 5 boxes have been 3grey 1blue
when does the pity system jump in and give me a decent drop
im fucking level 40 and i still haven't been able to buy a single legendary
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>>144723127
>Flashbang has barely any splash, he basically has to hit you with it directly, if he hasn't thrown it, don't stand still like a retard.
nice bait fucking retard
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D.VaXMei OTP
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I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF SOLDIER 76
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>>144723114
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>>144723031
>that moment when you manage to toss a shield on another tank and on yourself as Zarya and get 100 barrier strength
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>>144723031
someone post the d.va gif you know the one
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>>144723098
I like Star and Jerma but they dont exclusively play the game
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cute butt
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>enemy team is stomping us like crazy
>i'm sexually aroused by this

100% of my games are good
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>>144723186
>pregnant symmetra
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>tfw you hook a Reaper that just hit his ult into the hole on Ilos
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>>144723131
What is a good average elims in this game? Usually I see around 13.5 and under. Occasionally the 14 and 15. Never seen a 16 yet.
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>tfw you waited until lv 40 to learn new heroes and now its too late
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>>144723212
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is it even possible to talk to a pharahshitter without them bringing up quake at least 3 times
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>>144723213
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>>144723163

I can't play at work :\
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>>144723162
Mercy im Bereitschaftsdienst.
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>tfw want siberian but drop industrial
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>>144723098
Are there any Overwatch Streamers that play Lucio? Or even a tank? Sick of seeing soldiers, McCree's, and snipers.
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Did someone remember to save the better version of this image from the /v/ thread several hours ago?
Or just re-make it with Junkrat/Roadhog/Genji faces on there?
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>>144723186
>implying Symmetra has sex
>implying she can have romantic feelings at all
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>>144723213
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>>144723284
It's never too late anon. You'll just have a 25% winrate.
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>tfw when you have an almost 75% win rate with Lucio but if you play Lucio you have to carry retards all day erry day
Lucio shouldn't get gold in eliminations, for fuck's sake.

Back to never playing support for another week for me.
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>>144723150
>pharah
It should be 76.
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>>144723294
Some of us remembered first person shooters when they were about hitting the enemy by shooting them instead of saving up your ultimates and knowing if your instant stun move is off cooldown.
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>>144723154
This is more bratty D.Va, but
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>Death removes 40% of your ult charge
>All ults except Mercy's and Widoe's charge 50% faster
There I've fixed the game
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>mei icicles my chest
>headshot
XD
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>>144723328
Industrial is abysmal. Consider removing yourself.
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>>144723098
Lirik
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>>144723284
bullshit. There isn't even a comp mode in the game yet. Just do whatever you want and hit P and block/avoid the cunts who say otherwise
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>be a highest level on team
>people automatically think you're good when you're actually the shittiest player on the team
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RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE

WOOOH

HAUUUH

RRAAAAAAHH
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>>144723374
I sometimes have that when playing Mercy and I have to move the payload.
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>>144723359
That straw isn't big enough.
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nth for best support hero
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>>144723409
>Hanzo beats Reaper at every distance
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>>144723328
I got the industrial as well
It's a fucking abomination
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>>144723409
Blizzard is a bunch of hacks. Don't they know the head hitbox is in the feet?
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>>144723186
>she'll abort if it's not twins
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>>144723409
>you had half HPfrom being frozen anyway
>FUCK YUO MEI
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>>144723404
Bruh Mei getslike 10% per icicle shot and hanzo gets the same per charged shot
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>>144723404
>>All ults except Mercy's and Widoe's charge 50% faster
you mean slower
including theirs
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Who is your main and which character do you hate fighting the most?

>Zarya
>mfw Reapers
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is it me or is Genjis ult pretty shit
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>tfw ACTUALLY don't know what Pharah skin to get

Thunderbird? Anubis? Mechqueen?
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>>144723396
as long as d.vas are being posted friend, it doesn't matter
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>>144723486
How are people good at Lucio?

I'v played him several times and I just die immediately or suck at healing my team because he heals so slowly
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i just want to be someones healslut
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>>144723284
>level 78
>started playing mercy literally two days ago
>constantly getting commends and compliments from friends
>One game got a 90% kill participation card
>Last game healed 13k damage

it's never too late anon
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>>144723538
Anubis
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>>144723503
>>>you had half HPfrom being frozen anyway
she didn't freeze me at all you cunt
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>>144723520
>main

I hate fighting good Genjis and Tracers more than anything.

I can at least trash good Widows with D.va. At the very least I can make them move and therefore remove them from the team.
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OH LET'S MEME IT DOOOWN
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Tracer is cute!
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>>144723409
>Hanzo's arrow exists land somewhere in a 20 meter perimeter around me
>headshot
>TARGET PRACTICE
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>>144723571
Stay out of sight if you don't have your E. Right click mean enemy players and run off.
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>>144723527
Its good for snowballing a lead or capitalizing on your team doing well, but you can't really turn around losing fights with it unless the enemy team just chokes hard.

Genji is like a luxury carry. You can't expect him to win the game for you, but if you're doing well then he'll make it easier.
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>>144723098
ster, he's calm and not superbad
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>>144723351
Austic people can feel sexual desire.

Besides, I'm sure you could root around in her brain with future tech to turn that stuff back on if it isn't already.

>>144723498
Why twins? She makes six turrets.
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>>144723520
Soldier 76 and Mei's can suck my grandpa cock
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>>144723538
You have some good taste

You should get at least one epic, the doggy helm in either black/white is God Tier

I'm debating between Raptorion and Thunderbird right now, I have the 1000 but I don't know what to pick
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>>144723474
I have literally 50% average time on fire on Lucio, it's depressing.

I'm kinda tempted to just play Zarya and Lucio non-stop since they both have 70%+ win rate with decent amount of games for me, but I'd rather have shitty stats than be a retard enabler.
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>>144723592
Mercy is one of those characters where you can learn her by playing other shit if you know what I'm saying
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who on ps4 here? i enjoy playing with my friends but they really need to git fucking good.
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>>144723520
>winston
>roadhog

Mostly because if he ults when I ult i'm not going to get to do shit due to the knockback completely negating the leaps.
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>>144723571
>Literally just sit around your tank with heal on, hitting E when it's appropriate
>Shoot at people from around your tank
>Ult when a team fight happens
>switch to speed boost when leaving spawn/heading to objectives

There you go, you're now a Lucio master.
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>>144723614

sure she didn't ya fuckin crybaby
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>>144723527
its harder to use than most other heroes but in the right situation it can be really good
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>>144723669
what the fuck is going on in this picture
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>>144723539
You got it, friend-o.

>>144723538
Why not get Thunderbird?
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>>144723574
There's always someone out there that will let you suck their dick, even though you're an ugly fat NEET. Follow your dreams anon.
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>>144723628
>mfw I saw a Hanzo killcam of him literally shooting into an empty crevice of space between the chokepoint gate and the wall leading up to it on Anubis and getting a headshot on me earlier today
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>>144723574
>check owg before the game comes out
>nothing but Mercy's that want to pocket Pharas
>literally zero Mercys have pocketed me as Pharah
>every time I pocket a friend we destroy everyone
i got friendzoned by blizzard
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>>144723716
here's your (you)
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>>144719809
Cause he is blinded by revenge and it'll always be a sad story.
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>>144723676
Raptorian. The fact her gun has a yelling face and that the rockets turn into knives is just too much for me.
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>>144723571
You gotta Believe!
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>>144723779
Revenge against what?
Hispanics?
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>tfw you get no legendary skins for you main but keep getting skins for characters you never use
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>>144723571
Jump around like an epileptic and be obnoxious as possible around the objective.
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don't mind me just posting this to link to a friend
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>>144723031
>10 minute queue edition
Reminder to disable skirmish while searching in game settings to get faster queue times.
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>>144723676

Pharah has the best skins in the game, they're all good.

>torbjorn doesn't have a fucking viking skin
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I like playing against Mei because it's like the only hero that legitimately makes you go "oh, I really have to keep a mid distance" no matter who you play as
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i'd gladly give 1 or 2 seconds of duration for Genji's ult in exchange of being able to cancel the unsheathing and sheating animation
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>>144723737
that's what I'm leaning towards...it seems like EVERYONE on here beats off to her Mechqueen skin though. Not that I care but
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>tfw I save this gif to counter the healslut one
>healslut posting is gone now
can't say I'm not dissapointed that I never had my chance
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Why didn't you show up?
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>>144723571
move to the rhythm
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>>144723592
>level 76
>start playing people I've never played before just to see what they're capable of
>deathmatch with Symmetra, frontline with Genji, SMG Widow, who gives a shit
>still hold my own picking bullshit heroes and fighting like a retard because map positioning and mobility are more important and these Level 40 kids are still learning how to aim

I've put in my time playing "for serious", I've got my wins with Lucio, time to just dick around in Quick Play until ranked comes out and I can care again.
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Is Overwatch worth it?
I've never really played team based online apart from UT99 and UT2K4 but I'm looking for something that wouldn't bore me quickly
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>>144723885
>i'd love to just be able to instantly one shot most characters in the game without any warning
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How the fuck are you supposed to counter in temple of anubis 4 Tjornbörns, Mercy and Pharah? I really fucking hope that in competive mode you cant pick multiple same heroes its so fucking retarded.
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>>144723840
at least you're getting something

level 40 here, only have 3 shitty legendaries and a whole lot of sprays
no emotes
no highlight intros
no anything
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>>144723962
Only get it if you have friends to play with
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>tfw I have the perfect body to cosplay Roadhog
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>>144723428
Do I have to see my face every thread now?
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>>144723962
yes for gods sake
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>>144724012
I'd love to see your face wrapped around my smelly cock if you get my meaning ;)
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>>144723428
>>144724012

qt
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>>144723627
I really, really want to fuck her mouth.
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>>144723991
Reinhardt and your own Pharahs and/or Junkrats.
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>>144723962

twitch skill doesn't result in fun times in overwatch

it just makes you feel like you're carrying bads all the time
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>>144724007
I don't
Is the community shit?
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>>144723432
yeah, becouse I sure do love the shouting of a pre-teen whiny ''OOH BRAH DATS SICK YAAAH, tracers my BAE (bae means shit btw)''

Fucking hate him
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>>144723571
Alternate between pressing e and l-shift. Press q too.p when hou have it. Occasionaly use your wub and peashooter inbetween. Bonus points if you call your team shit congrats you are a healsut.
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>>144724012
Cheers love, the cavalry's here!
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>>144723982
>rightclick -> v -> ult -> slash -> shift

now that you say it you're right, with all his animation cancels he could instagib anything with <300HP
at least they should let you cancel the sheathing so you can reflect immediately if needed
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>>144723779
I like this translation more
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>>144723962
>bore me quickly

With 24 different playstyles, it's kind of hard to get bored quickly. And if you're the type that bores easily, well the game is designed around switching heroes mid-match so you get that instant gratification.
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>>144723328
>get "cybergoth" zarya
>no goggles or outrageous hair
>wear it anyways

A few uncharacteristically feminine/non-militaristic options for her would be nice though.
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>>144724087
worst possible so far
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>play with friends
>40% win rate
>they go to bed
>play solo
>0% win rate

how do i solve this
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>>144724087
Matchmaking is incredibly unkind to soloqueuers in many ways, its pretty much not worth it at all to play alone.
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Can I have some Genji tips please?

I kept getting stuff for him instead of characters I actually play and now I have to get good.
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>OH SHIT THE BOX IS OPENING HERE WE GO
>three fucking DUPLICATED spray
>one emote
fuck everything
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>>144723351
dude. autists fucking love sex. the girls, at least.

the guys are just so sexually confused and timid that they can't get any and the girls are so paranoid that they stay away from it.

haven't you ever wondered why the biggest freaks used to be those autists who wore pants with zippers to middle school?
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>>144724172
>current year
>women being feminine

check your privilege shitlord
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>>144724050
Oh no, I don't get the meaning of this! Care to elaborate? This internet thingy is so new for me
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>>144724115
Some QoL buffs for Genji's ult would be nice even though people suggesting shit like +30 damage so he can instantly oneshot and chaindash through an entire team are fucking retarded. In particular, it's really stupid how sheathing katana cancels Deflect if you run out of time during it along with not being able to Deflect right after like you said.
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>>144724083
>wait for game search
>wait for hero selection
>wait for defense to set up
>wait for attackers to engage
>get like 4 seconds of twitch shooting and feel completely average about my performance
>maybe get two or three kills before someone runs up to me and presses E and sends me back to spawn
>20 minutes of gameplay, very little actual shooting

Everything I know is a lie
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>>144724134
>implying those text bubbles aren't overloaded
>Mercy waited years to finish her though
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>>144724226
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>>144724202
Step one: Pick literally anyone else
Step two: see step one
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>>144724192
Your friends are better then you. They raised your MMR, and you're actively dragging them down.

Git gudder. Ask whichever friend is best at the game for advice, maybe have him spectate.
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Genji is 100% edgier than Reaper.

"Edgy" characters can never be outright saturday morning cartoon villains. Reaper is way too much Dr. Claw "I'll get you next time Gadget!" while getting his ass kicked consecutively by a fat gorilla. Genji on the other hand? Millionaire playboy who was in with the Yakuza and also a kick ass ninja on the side. He dies but then gets an amazing cyborg body that he uses to kill all the evil robots and beat up his mean gay older brother Hanzo.

But now his robot parts are making him all conflicted and angsty. Remember - the hallmark of an edgy character is that their overpowered abilities are this huge burden for them. They always overcome the burden anyway to show everyone how badass they are.

Even after Zenyatta slaps the edgehog out of Genji, he's still this ambiguous enigma that both the poster heroes (and probably villains) respect.

The katana puts Genji over the top for reasons that don't need to be explained.

TL;DR: Blizzard wanted to create an edgy faggot for weaboo's, and they succeeded.
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>>144724192
>play with friends 50% win rate
>play solo 80% win rate
i guess i just need to play solo then ;_;
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can we start a healslut name collage?
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>>144724012
U-umm please be in London?
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>>144724251
>if you deflect while sheathing or a bit before your ult runs out he just starts deflecting with the sheath while sheathing the blade

There, fixed and looks rad as fuck.
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>>144724256
i was in queue for 8 minutes, played a 3 minute match, now im 12 minutes into another queue
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>>144724327
i have an xbox account that I only play as Mercy with
it's called Heal SIlut
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>>144723902
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>>144724303
>Your friends are better then you.
>so now you lose all the time

that's not how it works

if it matched him with higher skill players, his team would still carry him
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I wish I knew modeling
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>>144724332
Nope, but was there on a school trip once
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>>144724327
S-she's not a s-slut
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>>144724251
+5 damage so he could 2-shot reaper and mei as well wouldn't be so bad though

but i'd be happy with just being able to deflect while sheathing
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>>144724324
If you play in a group, you get matched up with other groups more often. So really you and your friends are just a bad group and don't actually play like a team while your enemies do.
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>mei players
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>>144724314
>lazy guy DOESNT want to be a gangster
>gets assaulted because of it
>is understandably traumatized but still fights for the good guys
>finds religion and inner peace

Tell me exactly what part of that is edgy to you
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>>144724418
I'm glad you don't
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>>144724314
>using quotations
>citing old 90s cartoons
>overexplaining
>trying to define edgy when everyone already knows it

Edgy is trying to be incredibly badass by being the most apathetic asshole. It doesn't require burdens or angst, the burdens and angst are a byproduct of being an asshole.

It must suck to be this autistic.
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Psst /owg/, I did another thing, come closer to the wall my dudes ;DDDDD

RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KUARU!!

Outplayed :^)
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>>144724464

this happens to me all the time

when we do less than 6 people, we get put against 6-man premades and get demolished
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So sick of trash Meis who just throw walls up between each team.

Walls are for separating the enemy team from each other, not for separating your team from theirs.

Good Meis put walls up BEHIND the closest enemy.
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>>144724404
I dunno, I'm one of the better players amongst my friends, and when I go solo after teaming up for awhile I tend to go on hot streaks.
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>>144724423
TEXAS
E
X
A
S
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>Mei's soft little belly
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>>144724314
Genji has one of the most chill personalities in the entire game and his interactions with the former Overwatch crew are very down-to-earth for the most part.
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>>144724314
You're conflating edgy with Gary Stu. Genji is not edgy.
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>>144724418
Can't really think of a better solution to the hook really. Any ideas?
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>carry some shitter team with zarya
>side switch, we get rolled hard I'm 4 gold with like 3 kills and 2500 damage
>sorry I can't carry 1v6
>um isn't that what carrying is
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>>144724324
group up but no more than 2-3 players at a time.
it doesn't match you with 5-6 man tryhards as much but a single other player you can depend on is huge on pub play.
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>>144724546
What about it?
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>>144724418
Instead of a clown horn it should be a pie. You can just have a rope of colored scarves tied to the pan.

He splats people in the face with the pie, and then reels them in.
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>tfw bad

Who else bad here? Everyone is always talking about how great they are and how shit everyone else is. Is anyone here man enough to admit that they're shit at the game?

I play Widow and don't even go for headshots, I just spam charged bodyshots because the damage is good enough. If I'm playing a flanker and I meet another flanker on a side route, I usually run away instead of fight to the death because I figure he'll just kill me. I intentionally fire at a Reinhardt's shield even if nobody else is doing it, just to pad my damage number because I like seeing a gold medal occasionally.

Who /shit/ here?
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>>144724563
Vaudeville hook
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>>144724539

I'm still on the fence about whether grouped play affects your matches in solo play.

I get some really fucked up skill spreads when we do 2-4 man groups. Then when I solo I do fine.
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>>144724612
Do you live there?
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>>144723896
Get whichever, man. Who cares?

>>144724571
They got you there.
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>>144723212
Your favorite meme will come back in style.
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Well?
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>>144724687
why is her skin green?

too much dew?
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genji nerf when

i'm sick and tired of this "high skill floor" attribute that is attached to genji. he's retardedly easy to play and stupidly difficult to play against. the biggest retards on genji will still manage to beat anything but mcrEEEEEE very consistently.
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>>144724682
No, I am a dirty yuro
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>>144724662
thanks!
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>>144724702
stop posting this
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>>144724702
fuck marry kill
the question is the answer
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>>144724327
I wish this was just a meme
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>>144724653

I'm bad with certain heroes.

I can't play Tracer for shit for instance. Same with Zarya or Symmetra. Like, getting beaten by bots bad.
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Whats with the stars under some peoples names
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>>144724682
Why is D.Va so impure?
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>>144724702
Tracer and Mercy should trade facial expressions.
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>>144724702
fuck reaper, marry mercy, kill fat tracer
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>>144724539
>tfw play all day with friends
>get potg here and there but not consistently
>play solo afterwards
>get 5 potgs in a row
>win 5 games in a row
And yet it's STILL more enjoyable to play with friends than solo.
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>>144724806
They've hit level 100 so it looped back
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>>144724741
It's actually "gamer fuel", which is basically just shit someone found in their backyard and decided to pawn off to poor chinks at exorbitant prices.
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>>144724202
>double jump
>climb wall
>double jump
can take you to tons of good highground and give you vision and ability to suprise

Sneak around the enemy team and jump around a lot to avoid them hearing your footsteps. Also jump to confuse most classes.

Try to assassinate their supports. Either hit them from range a bit or wait for them to be damage then do
>jump in next to support
>right click fan attack
>animation cancel with your melee then again with your blink
This should be almost instant and the blink takes you out of there again. This does 164 dmg if you land all of it so 6 bars of health so it can almost kill a mercy from full health.
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>>144724702
I wanna reap that kill-chan.
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>>144724806
prestiged
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>>144724816

fujoshit whore

but we still love her for it
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>>144724418

this is a bad idea and you should feel bad
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>>144724702
Marry Reaper under the condition that I never see her actual face. We must make sweet naked love while she wears the mask.

Fuck Tracer, kill Mercy
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>>144724653
I fire at Reinhardt's shield non-stop even as support if there's nothing else to fire at. You can't let the big guy feel comfortable.
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>>144724682
Looks nasty
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>>144724926
Having played a lot of Rein, it is really annoying when the enemy team actually just focuses your shield and busts it in like five seconds.
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>tfw we will never get a full 5 minute fuck scene in this quality
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Pub Hero Tier List based on Skill for WINNING GAMES
**Disclaimer** - For winning games and carrying games. Not for getting 4 gold medals. Also, Heroes like Reinhardt are rated low because they rely on your team more than most heroes do.

Top Tier
Lucio
Mercy
Zarya

High Tier
Junkrat
Genji
Widowmaker
Hanzo
Mcree
Zenyatta

Low Tier
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Winston
Pharah
76
Tracer
Mei
D.va
Reaper

Do not pick to win games
Torbjorn
Bastion
Symmetra


Again Disclaimer: Im not saying these heroes are good or bad or whatever. I am simply saying based on pubbie play these heroes will net you wins more so than others. Top Tier is basically just wombo combo heroes, High impact heroes and Low tier are only really low tier because they struggle to carry the game on their backs. And this isn't every single game. Yes you can carry the game as Pharah, but she's one of the easiest shut down heroes, same goes for Reaper. I shouldn't have made this post because I know you're going to misread it. All im saying is pick these heroes if you want to win games in Quick Play with no team mates / stacks.
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>Symmetra sets up the teleporter so it sends you right off a cliff

These people deserve to die.
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when you get bronze damage as fucking reinhardt

when you never saw at least 3 of your teammates the entire game as you pushed on the payload

when fucking genji says we need another tank
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>>144723383
Well, you should have been aborted, but here we are
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>got T.Racer ages ago
>never gave Tracer much time because I didn't get it
>try Tracer as a buzzing nuisance
>mfw

I was blind.
Now I see.
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How do I Reinhardt?

I'm not kidding, I'm an offense/supportbab. I never play tank classes in games because I can't stand the heat, but I like Reinhardt's design. I hold down M2 and get shredded, and never know when I have to start meleeing fucks. I also don't really know how to position, where to be, or when to charge.
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>>144725052

>Widow not on top
>hmmm, maybe i should stop here
>Zen on high tier

Yeah, that's how far i went. Into the trash.
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>>144725007
>see reinhardt as roadhog
>just keep shitting his flak blast into his shield
>it always breaks after one reload

Then he charges me and I fucking blow his head off.
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>>144725063
Oh, hey, it's that guy who said he did that to his teammates a while back.

How are (you) doing, guy?

>>144725113
>playing T.Racer
>against Mach T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALzDcMDhf2o
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>>144725052
this list is beyond shit
never make a list again if you have an ounce of respect for yourself
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>>144723098
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>>144725052
Yo I see what you're saying but I gotta put Winston and D.Va into way higher tiers than you. You can carry the shit out of games with those two if you just constantly fly around the map picking fights, and luckily the best counters to those heroes are easily jumped away from so you can continue carrying.
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>>144723708
Git gud on console? Impossible. Switch to pc, gameplay will be 100% better
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>junkrats riptire can jump and climb walls
wtf guess i should play around with this fuck a bit more.
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>>144725052
>carrying with zenyatta

fucking what
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>>144725063
That's kinda funny
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>>144723835
It's heavily implied that Overwatch was brought down from within, as well as outside forces, he goes rogue vigilante to hunt these people down.
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>>144724687
carrying implies I have something to carry
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>Zarya ults
>dash in and activate self-destruct
>run away emoting "Is this easy mode?"
>finally get that 4+ kill achiev with d.vas ult
>it was the PotG
To be fair, there was no bastion, hanzo or reaper who pressed q and killed anybody. It pretty much defaulted to me.
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>>144725035
This face gets me everytime
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>>144725007
I go bastion just to do this if I fail as reaper to down the attackers, which I frequently do.
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>>144725052
>Zen high tier when his ability to solo carry a pub team evaporates instantly the moment the enemy team has a Widow or explosives
>Mercy top tier when she's completely reliant on her team
>Torbjorn not one of the absolute best to carry pub teams on Defense
>76 not top tier if not the VERY top tier

There's a lot more wrong with this list too, apply yourself.
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>turn corner
>DONG ZHU BU ZHUSOU
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>>144725294
>dragons
>getting potg

what is this
day 1
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>>144725260
it can even pick up health packs to heal itself if it gets damaged
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>>144725081
>only bronze
I cry every time I get gold on anything other than objective time really.
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>>144723910
don't even remind me of that. Shit's beyond depressing
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>>144725331
See, when you type shit like Torbjorn you simple are saying

"I play the PS4 version"

That version doesnt count.
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>>144725242
I know it will, and I plan on buying for pc soon, its just most of my friends bought for ps4 and i wanted to play with them but they kinda ended up sucking more dick than a healslut during a push
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>>144725373

haha no fucking way
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>>144725260
>koth on that one japanese map
>we control point
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>flick back and forth between both entrances, looking for tire
>die
>killcam shows him right outside, launching the tire and climbing the wall through the window
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>>144723330
Renbot plays mostly tanks
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>>144725294
>dva potg
>bouncing 3 off the hill on illos with the booster body check
>you can't save highlights
Blizzard pls.
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>>144725260
Want to know something funny as fuck?

If you put your tyre into a wall and don't climb it, it makes no sound. Your enemies will think its blown up. Just wait 3-4 seconds and then send it out again. Guaranteed they will legit think its gone and then group up again. Happens every time.
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Has anyone had any issue with enemy models not loading for a minute or two if your first game is a backfill that's already started
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are reaper players supposed to be huge faggots?
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>>144725151

If someone's within melee range and there's no offensive character currently actively firing on your shield, hit them until they're dead.

If you see their support and you think you can pin them, pin them.

If you get into a space too small for the enemy to manuever, and they aren't Reaper or Mei, engage them and kill them. You can dominate control maps as long as you engage right.
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>50 hours
>get killed twice by enemy while on his back
>never happened before
>"dude i have 15ms lmao, trust me"
>it's a fucking roadhog player

Who would've fucking guessed.
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>>144725337
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>>144724336
Just for style points I hope they add this.

>>144724115
You can cancel his sheating animation by dashing right before it/wallclimbing during the animation.

>>144724434
You're supposed 2-shot + dash.
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>>144725451
Almost had a triple myself but Lucio made it clear.
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>Reaper mains
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