Patch is downloadable now! Woo!
>Preliminary notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0e2d7f99ec992a9e03b82dbd3ec0678cbe5ebb57
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previously on /xivg/!
>>144681479
ceeg beeg
>you'll never know just how it feels
;_;
*air horns*
BUSSY BONANZA
How can I make the launcher download the patch? It just stays on greyed out "The game is unavailable for play durinfg maintenance" spiel on my screen, no matter what options I click on.
hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zye-ZUiMMU
Rich Balmungoloid looking for cutie sugar baby.
>>144712012
I like the idea of them speaking languages that are so ancient that the last people to speak them are extinct with no records or the implication that they've been around for longer than the world's creation.Mind linking the video?
>>144712478
Exit launcher, relog. Update will start automatically.
>>144712404
No! You stole the nakabp first post by saying that!
Idiot
>>144712478
Exit launcher, reopen it.
naka bp
>>144712463
>>144712542
Do you like miqo'te?
do you guys think it will be impossible to get a house in the mist on sargatanas?
>>144712560
>>144712012
No wait, that's the video I just watched.
>>144712564
>>144712576
Awesome. Thanks for pointing that out.
Will the bar ungrey when the server goes live, or will a relog be needed once more?
>>144712795
You'll need to relog again.
>>144712576
ceeg beeg>naka bp
ceeg beeg is clean and pleasant
naka bp is like an oil spill
P A T C H B O Y S
>>144712227
Was this beepys indoctrination orgy?
>literally only have ff14 patch download and 4chan active
>internet dcs, have to redownload 800 mb
fucking great
>>144712872
First post memes are memes I will never understand..
trading almost-lewd pictures for subscription money
please send tell ;_;
>>144712872
what the hell dude an oil spill
Soooo when are the servers up?!
>>144713042
are these irl sock pics?
Who /cantwaittoseehowasssecondariesareonnidhoggweapons/ here?
>>144713072
A real gusher
>>144712959
I'm pretty sure that it just remembers your point in the download if it interrupts mid download
>>144713075
It'll be sometime after weekly reset at the earliest
>>144713075
when I finish downloading
>>144713128
wtf
>>144713103
I hope they axe is Crit/DET or Crit/SkS.
>>144712959
>>144713141
my client just crashed... what the fuck square enix
>>144713128
logs
>>144713086
sure
;_;
>>144713075
http://www.xenoveritas.org/static/ffxiv/timer.html
>>144713245
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You have at the very least 2 hours before it comes up, so unless your internet is that bad you'll probably have it done by then
>>144713042
what boots
>>144712754
Oh, well RIP.
>>144713009
>not wanting to be #1
>>144713072
gonna need a lot of dawn to clean up that spill
>>144713241
Midan is already crit/det, so it probably won't be that.
Do you like meowq'ote?
>>144713448
myes
PSA:
For anyone having "Unable to complete version check. [30410][30607][20457][409]"
Go to My Documents, My Games, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn, open FFXIV_BOOT.cfg in notepad, and find the line "BootVersionCheckMode 0" and change the 0 to a 1, then save and boot up the launcher and it will update
>>144713409
I don't know what ceeg beeg is and it's about me, that's all I know.
Just realized something, where the fuck is the new relic ilvl?
Is this next step just a fucking stat reallocation? Fucking atma 2.0
Dataminers! LET'S GET THOSE MUSIC LINKS
>>144713448
do you like jigglypuff....
I mean jiggy............
>>144713410
Midan's also 10 iLvls higher.
you're all gay
>>144713643
i know
>>144713463
'w'
even seekers of the fun?
>>144713520
i got excited and misread im sorry......
>>144713643
only a bit
>>144713513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWClZrJSZY
OH SHIT
>>144713704
You have a nice house, I wish I could be your neighbor.
>>144713704
ESPECIALLY seekers of the sun
>>144713490
i240 with secondaries equivalent to having three grade V materia melded.
>>144713513
Here's hoping the rumors about the 1.0 songs being Mog Station exclusive are very wrong.
>>144713643
>lately been thinking about a massive horsecock pressing against my ass whenever I lie on my stomach to sleep
>>144713768
I said seekers of the fun.
Not sun.
>>144713761
I hope you're getting one in lavender beds...
>>144712619
Not usually, but unless you have an an exceptional miqo'te girl, than maybe. I rather pick Miqo'te males over girls.
>>144713643
Thank you for recognizing.
>>144713873
oh... sorry
>>144713772
Yea but, it's not on the patch notes item list.
>>144713842
i had this conversation with someone just a bit ago
horsecocks aren't attractive at all, nor are they good for sex. they're basically long poles with a shield on the end of them. if i'm looking for a combat effective animal penis? i can probably block an arrow with a horse dick. if i wanna fuck someone? has to be a dog.
>>144713474google beej
>>144713873
Yeah, but the way wards work kind of torpedoes that.
>>144713937
It was in the French translation.
So I read we can download the patch but everytime I try to log in I get this, anyone knows why?
>>144713842
I can get you in contact with somebody who can make that a reality
>>144713963
fuck off dogboy
>>144713969
>associating me with that
>>144713963
knots a shit
>tfw woke up just to get a house
I am so tiered
>>144713513
>>144713719
o fuck
>>144713842
>doing the same but with a normal cock
>>144714064
restart the launcher?
>>144714067
yeah, nah
fuck off to dark souls with your dick m8, i bet you could pull off some sweet parries
Anima weapon names.
>>144713963
>think this is an anti-degenerate post
>that end
I love this post.
>>144714092ceegbeeg
>>144714145
Already tried.
Alright, lets start with the best song
http://puu sh/pjIE9.ogg
>>144714105
>woke up to get a house
>implying people bothered to sleep to obtain one
You would not survive an amiibo hunt, anon.
>>144714181
Is there more to that Shield o. name?
>>144714064
try this >>144713473
>>144714181
>The Black Khan
time to getBlacked.
>>144714181
I want a DRG spear that is actually a scythe.
>>144714181
>Book of the Mad Queen
Nice
>>144714302
I'm just relaying desu so I'm unsure but this is what the sword looks like
>>144714346
you're too young to be posting on 4chan
>>144714285
http://puu sh/pjlWg/3c8d45a6aa.webm
>>144714346
Thats like the cherry on top of a fuck you sundae for DRKs
>patch wont bring back miqo'te butts
Why even bother?
>>144714285
http://puu sh/pjIIV.ogg
>>144714346
dragoonies areSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
>>144714426
I thought that was suppose to be the greatsword.
Pretty sexy,
>>144714302
I had to sleep...or at least I wanted to, only fell asleep at 5am and woke up about 3 hours later. fuck me I hope its worth it. Sleep is important!
>>144714285
That's really nice sounding.I'm too lazy to switch away from my touhou image folder
>>144714285
That's is really cute !!
>>144714324
Thank you, now it's working.
What the hell was that though? First time getting such an error.
>>144714426
Thats a neat lookin keyblade
>>144714285
http://puu sh/pjIMC.ogg
>>144714426
Actually that's drk, this is pld
>>144714516
Ye it is mb
>>144714181
>that axe and greatsword name
THE EDGE IS CALLING TONIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zye-ZUiMMU
best dance
>black mage getting two ugly relics in a row
>>144714598
OH MAN THIS THEME
>>144714867
looks pretty cool to me
Nidhogg weapons
http://imgur.com/a/bsKUA
>>144714802
I don't care how edgy it is this is some hardcore metal shit right here
>>144714806
haha so funneeeeh! xD
>>144714867
This is pretty nice.
>>144714806
>inb4 questgiver BOMBARDED with lalas
>>144714906
its cute
>>144714285
http://puu sh/pjIPu.ogg
http://puu sh/pjIRa.ogg
http://puu sh/pjISZ.ogg
http://puu sh/pjIUn.ogg
http://puu sh/pjIVy.ogg
http://puu sh/pjIX3.ogg
http://puu sh/pjIY8.ogg
http://puu sh/pjIZG.ogg
That's it for now
>>144714867
I like the rays.
>>144714898
Dude I fucking LOVE it. I can finally let it inside!
>>144714426
Literally a rare1 greatsword from Monster Hunter.
>>144714598
I wanna say this will probably be the Hresvelgr theme
>>144714867
I bet it feels similar to holding a 6ft tall lamp but without its stand
>>144714426
>that blue eye
Dark Knight confirmed for Xehanort
KH tie in event when
>>144714894
>Horde Daggers
Wh--What.
>>144714598
100% hype
>brd is still ugly
fuck
>>144714894
What's the point of making two shitty sets of primal weapons in a row?
It was bad enough having to see drks run around with a turd sarcophagus on their back.seph mnk fists were sick as hell though
>>144714894
>http://imgur.com/a/bsKUA
YET ANOTHER TIME DRK could have benefitted from their weapon being an upsized PLD sword but instead we get a big fuckin surfboard with spikes in every direction
which isn't the worst thing in the world for people who want them, but i just described at least 9 DRK weapons already in-game
>>144715096
>Patch includes Sora hairstyle
>>144714973
http://puu sh/pjIY8.ogg
Isn't that from pokemon?
>>144715134
>implying having the giant sheathed popsicle wasn't hilarious
>>144714973
>All that FFXI music
Orchestion Scrolls or are they actually getting used?
>>144714973
>XI themes
Am I being trolled?
>>144714973
>All those FFXI songs
Wait what
>Horde Knuckles
I was hoping they would look bad so I didn't have to play this content so soon.
How bad was clearing Thordan's Reign on release?
Its literally a duel disk.
>>144715253
No, it's the valentines event music.
>SCH relic looks like shit
End my life now
>>144714891
>>144714920
I don't think either of the 3.0 relics come anywhere close to Lilith Rod or Stardust Rod. I'm hoping these weapons have some kind of spell effect to hide the imperfections.
>>144715349
Is this the fucking MNK relic?
>>144715134
>spoiler
>still grasping air
I, too, thought they were awesome as fuck on release. But no. And thus I never learned that fight.
>>144714973
None of the links are working for me
ORIGINAL CONTENT ALARM
>>144715213
>surfing DRK
drawfags PLEASE get on this
>>144715409
Last Resort Zeta was super pretty too
>>144715449
AST I think.
>>144715449
Of course.
>>144715282
>>144715293
>>144715319
I'm doing this by ear since i usually have a playlist with updated datamined themes so there might be one or 2 that escaped.
>>144715349
GAME ON
GET YOUR GAME ON
COME ON YOU BETTER PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
>>144715409
i never liked stardust rod very much and ilith rod gets old after a while. i really hated the blm anima when it first came out but now i think it's pretty cool so i'm optimistic about this step.
>>144715134
MNK fists were great, that was a really unique design.
I wish they would change the hand models though, they said they would back in 2.5 too...
>>144713273
You still available?
>>144715481
Is that the Ninja Relic.
I want that.
>>144715349
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D
D-D-D-D-DUEL
GOOFY!
Friendly reminder.
You will not get the house you want. Not on Balmung. The top 1% rich players are going to buy out everything then resell for stupid prices.
Enjoy being the cuck of a land baron.
>>144714973
>http://puu sh/pjISZ.ogg
Sounds strangely similar to FFVI's Esper World theme.
>>144715628
Ye it is
>>144714476
That's just Black Shroud's 1.0 theme.
>15$ a month
>>144715783
>Ahriman Avere mount
>>144715676
Good that I am on an eu server then!
>>144715676
How exactly is that one % going to get all those houses on all those characters before others do? Or rather, how are they faster in the first place? I mean sure they can get more quantity but not necessarily the quality ones.
>>144715783
>moogle hot air balloon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144715783
Oh shit, they have a rabbit minion. I think for the first time ever, I'm gonna actually try to obtain a minion.
>>144715783
>144714476
Holy fuck that is a fat moogle.
I'm digging the white ADS mount.
Are we getting a Fire Fenrir?
Dayum Headless dude is now a mount.
>>144715783
that bucket is giving me ptsd
>>144715783
>Avere's head
FUCKING SPOILERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144715783
>Edda's husbando's head is a mount.
Edda return confirmed. muh spooky waifu
>>144715783
>that moogle mount
>that voidsent mount
>that brachio minion
I WANT IT ALL
>>144715847
>the quality ones
They all look the same you autistic shit.
>>144715783
>Hellhound
neat
>That fat ass moogle
the fuck
>>144715783
>THE FUCKING MOOGLE MOUNT
holy shit
worth my euros imo also nice bucket
>>144715847
People in this game who want a house but don't have one come down with a psychological disease where they can't help but come up with increasingly impossible conspiracy theories about how all houses ever get bought up in the first 30 seconds by an evil organized conspiracy.
>>144715721
That's actually Mor Dhona's 1.0 theme.
>>144714867
Which direction is it supposed to face? I've seen it both ways so far.
I think I prefer pic related.
>>144715783
I NEED THAT Y'SHTOLA
>>144715783
Bucket chan is best new minion
>>144714973
How do I get this shit to work? I'm removing the space
>>144715982
This. The speed at which houses are all bought in Balmung is greatly exaggerated. Its not minutes its hours (with the exception of a few key high class ones). There are no teleporting macro bots going around buying houses in 10 seconds.
Can someone post the DRG relic?
>>144715982
THEY ARE PAYING CHINESE GOLD FARMERS TO BUY THE HOUSES
THEN THE GOLD FARMERS TRANSFER THE HOUSESS TO THEIR FC MEMBERS
I KNOW IT IS TRUE
>>144716114
puu DOT sh, dumdum
>>144716192
Its shit.
Matt Hilton on Twitter: "FYI: As new housing plots are being added, servers won't be coming up ahead of the scheduled maintenance completion time."
>>144716115
I wouldnt say hours
I'd say an hour tops for ALL houses to be bought
>>144716280
I like it and the Horde Spear. Horde Axe is pretty sweet, too. Unfortunately I have both Classes at 50 and plan to never level them further.
>>144716280
no taste fag
>>144716280
Could you post the WHM relic, please?
>>144716310
So go to sleep or is it a trap?
>>144716310
Bullshit.
Where's the battle theme for Weeping City? I want that FFIX remix.
>>144716310
Bullshit.
Any more music?
Particularly the Mhach stuff.
>>144716115
But you know their fingers on the button
>mfw there will probably be people who waited for patch but still too late to buy the house because dropped mouse along with spaghetti
>>144715783
I need that bucket
>>144716310
nah
Estinien-Nidhogg.
>>144716310
No. I stay.
>>144716470
pacha.jpg
>>144716392
>go to sleep
Only three hours left, anon.
>>144716315
No.
The last time they added new wards, I logged on as soon as the servers came up, bought my house, and then went back to bed. I woke up about 5-6 hours later and only about 2/3rds of the small plots had been bought. There were Medium and Large plots available for nearly a week.
>>144716387
WHM Relic looks sweet as fuck IMHO.
What are the rarest bestest houses for each city?
>>144716478
>literally goes nael deus darnus mode on us
>>144716478
Not gonna lie that looks pretty sweet
>>144716280
would use
any links yet for the new soundtracks?
>>144716478
W o W
o
W
>>144716465
>>144716425
>>144716395
>>144716392
>>144716480
https://twitter.com/mattalos/status/740067993955115008
>>144716495
That looks really cool, it's a shame I'm still stuck on the Unidentifiable Items forever.
Can someone explain to me how you buy a house exactly? I never cared enough until now since I have enough gil now to buy one I believe.
>>144716492
I survive on 5 so that's half a nights rest.
>>144716114
Add a period between space seems to do the trick.
>>144715982
To be fair to a few people, there are indeed players out there that have made it clear they're going to use alt FCs and other things to obtain housing, usually for the purpose of resell. Thankfully, that seems to be gaining ire even from SE, meaning players need to just step up and do something about it besides bitching about housing across forums online.
Like on Excalibur, there were several PF ads trying to buy Rank 6+ FCs before the patch hit, since those people are going to exploit how FCs just need Rank 6+ to buy housing, while personal houses require level 50 with full GC ranks completed.I'm considering being greedy and buying a small cottage in Mist, after buying my FC a small cottage in Lavender Bed, but I'm not sure if I want to be chained to the game every month, or risk losing it if I want to take an extended break. I have 11M to play with
>>144716478
Huh, that's more gruesome than I ever imagined.
>>144716478
we legend of dragoon now
>>144716438
My plan is to check 4 wards for my main house, then 4 wards for a backup house, then finally last resort is just to buy any one that is left so I can sell it to bribe the asshole(s) that took the one I actually want.
>>144716592
I. Will. Stay.
>>144716495
Both whm weapons look pretty good for a change.
When is the game supposed to be up?
>>144716478
I don't think we're getting him back.
The eyes probably could've been scooped out with a good spoon.
This is kinda far.
>>144716580
no that's for ffxiv not wow dipshit
>>144716478
>those tremendous shoulder pauldrons
>those proportions
>giant headpiece
Wasn't bad enough you jacked the Horde from WoW, you had to steal their boss aesthetic too?
>>144716392
It's legit but there's always a chance he's talking out of his ass considering he only works in the art department
>>144714973
>XI and XIV 1.0 themes
None of these are new except the last one probably.
>>144716495
Did I miss the AST?
>>144716663
(You)
>>144716592
yeah, but nah
>>144716494
Bullshit not on Balmung maybe on some obscure baby server.
>>144716603
Click the buy house button.
>>144715783
if the moogle mount is cashshop I will explode
So what you guys are gonna do once the patch hits ?!
anyone wanna play overwatch for a few before servers come up
>>144716648
I hope we don't get him back. I loved Estinien but I'm tired of every single character being brought back from the dead in this game.
>>144716568
see all replies of >>144714285
>>144716779
I will too, if by explode you mean get my wallet out.
>>144716785
HOUSE IN GOBLET
I WILL GET IT
then I will calm down and do msq.
>>144716827
Moebyrna didn't come back;_;
>>144716785
Try to buy a house then go to sleep if that fails.
>>144716734
I only saw the one with no textures so far.
>>144716774
Yes, on Balmung. Sorry, but the reason you don't have a house is not because you were 30 seconds too late to log in. You just didn't have your shit together on patch day.
>>144716827
>Implying the sultana and the scions """died""" in the first place
That's just you.
>>144716592
Don't believe it.
Needs to be said from Yoshi's mouth or posted on the website.
>>144716827
He was one of the good characters though. The shit sucker Scions surviving shouldn't sack his chance to come back.
>>144716870
Yeah...
>>144716785
Sleep.
>>144716946
Minfillia's dead now at least :^)
>>144716785
I'm going to log in right when the servers are up
and make a mad dash for the housing plot I want
because it is a grade 1 plot (even though the grading system is somewhat redundant with the addition of market boards/summoning bells to residential areas)
>>144716946
I hope potato princess stays dead.
>>144716628
Yeah just keep a towel near by for when your hands get sweaty during your 'master plan'
>>144716785
Blitz the Weeping City of Mhach unlock quests, complete a run, then go to bed and pass out.
>>144716910
Okay most of the characters in this game being brought backIceheart wasn't either ;_;
>>144716946
All the scions should've been dead too though
>implying "it was a sleeping potion all along!" isn't just them retconning the end of 2.55
None of you will ever get a house.
None. Of. You.
>>144717020
The question is when
I'm pretty happy with just a room in my free company's house
Have fun battling it out for houses
>>144717020
Yeah the grading seems to take into account both convenience and scenery but I think people are focused on the former.
>>144716494
Yeah, but do you really think that will be the case this time? Demand has only increased since then, and after they slashed the prices across the board, a lot more people can afford housing now.
