this is the rare our guy vaper, only appears once every content patch, reply to this post with 'thanks swagoon' or u will not get ur house
>Preliminary notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0e2d7f99ec992a9e03b82dbd3ec0678cbe5ebb57
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previously on /xivg/:
>>144712348
hyurboypussy
naka bp
our guy
Found this in the monster models
I work with meat and meat accessories.
xth for I WANT A HOUSE!
S o o n™
I'm going to marry Alphinaud!
post pic and youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX7jnVXXG5o
thanks swagoon
now GIVE ME MY FUCKING HOUSE
OFFICIAL HEALER RANKINGS:
GOOD TIER:
WHM, SCH
INFERIOR BUT TECHNICALLY VIABLE TIER:
AST
>>144724954
>marrying my sloppy seconds
>>144724894
same with this
>>144724954
when are they going to let us make chars like alphinaud so I can reflect my traphood in ffxiv
>>144724872
I sort of wonder how much more abundant it'll really be. The only new source they've listed so far is some of the Moogle storyline quests. Which will definitely pull the prices down for a bit, but it's sort of a one-time injection since you can only do those quests once per character.
*contemplates the viability of AST while vaping*
>he chose the wrong anima
>he didnt create a Nothung
>>144724780
thanks swagoon
>>144725028
>Not realizing you're the sloppy seconds here
Even though I know Balmung is going to violently implode within the first five minutes, I'm still going to try to log in.
I don't even want a house.
Post ur download speeds.
>>144724894
>>144725030
Seriously, does anyone care? It'll all be accessible in an hour.
How OUR GUY are you feeling for the new patch /xivg/?? PvP mentor soon get rockin in that frontlines yo!
Reminder if you don't have a SSD you are not getting that house you want.
>>144725135
already downloaded lmao
>>144725135
Mine was at 10.2 but I patched hours ago
>>144725110
that's true chaotic evil
>>144724780
thanks swagoon
Post what you're doing during the wait.
>Watched 3 movies and the BURN-E short from WALL-E
I have an hour and "ten" minutes left to kill. The sun is coming up and I'm wondering if it will be worth it. I also hear cars because unlike me, some people have shit to do at this hour of the morning apparently.
Should I go to bed? Stay up? Watch another movie? Eat food? Send help.
>>144725110
Me neither Red. I just I want to get into the 24 man asap for the crazy prog
>>144725152
You guys are way exaggerating those single digit seconds. Most houses were up for an hour or so.
>>144725089
It looks fucking weird, like the edge is supposed to be on one side and the handguard and on the opposite side
What does harp do for a living? He actually leaves his house and looks to be in good shape.
>>144725136
I'm just playing around with the data miner. Not much else to do during maint besides whine about healers and houses
>>144725192
I'd say more chaotic neutral. He's trying for himself as well as to fuck over others
>>144725135
0.40mb
it took one hour
Can't wait to get the Yokai Watch stuff.
>>144725249
Some houses != large houses and specific god tier plots.
>>144725246
I fapped twice and I guess I'll catch up on GoT.
>>144725246
I refresh the server status for hours now and shitpost here.
*vapes*
dude........................... ASTs..............
*puts down vape*
>>144725246
Fap to yshtola vore
>>144725246
Do you live alone?
>>144725110
i just wanna do the new stuff, pet some moogles.
>>144725284
he doesn't want a house and he's fucking over people who want houses
that is evil and chaotic
>>144725305
>>144725249
honestly, this kind of calms me because although I'm aiming for a specific plot, I do just want a cottage to share with my EB
>>144725246
Playing KF2.
>>144725192
I just have no patience for waiting for all the new stuff. There's so much stuff I want to cram into my dumb, fat face IMMEDIATELY.
Plus I need to know if my connection to FF14 is still borked or not. Which I will not be able to determine to be honest especially if the servers seize up and crash like last time.
>>144725247
I can't wait to die to a large swirly deathball.
>>144725332
I just wanna do EVERYTHING.
>>144724954
>>144725028
How many gay degenerates can be on during a weekday at 3 AM / 6 AM???
Like, people have school and lives right? There's work, and I know some people need to still finish their finals right? Right?...
Just tell me I'm fucked Anon. Crush my hope and dreams now, so I don't need to face the cruel realization later.
hey guys, xth for xth for
reminder i am not only the best erotic erp roleplayer in final fantasy 14 online heavensward the game,
but also the most beautiful cat man and avatarfag there ever was.
please post your savage clears everyone.
>>144725005
best healer is drg you idiot
>>144724849
thats me the guy of your guy; the one from you dreams of magnificient memes, so supreme you wake up and scream.
>>144725057
EB me pls
>>144725464
skipped college today ay
>>144725484
when did you get a haircut proci?
>>144725464
School's out for the summer.
>>144725529
Ayy
I'm gonna half ass work later today myself.
>>144725464
I've been up since 3AM EST and I already have a Med house. You are probably completly fucked if you are not on something like Exodus.
>>144725521
what's eb is that something I want
>>144724854
I know that feel senpai and not even doing lewds.
>>144725484
>>144725484
do you like catboys...
YES
I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL THE SLUTS RUNNING AROUND WITH THIS ON
>>144725464
You're fucked. I have at least ten or so RP friends that hardly play the game at all but have already made plans to camp out tonight to dash for a house.
Literally everyone I know is going for one, and most are going for the same ones.
>>144725610
Marriage in XIV
Yeah, you totally want it
did they fix the problem where subdivision housing doesn't have seasonal npcs?
I don't care about the two teleports. actually kind of like it more because I'm an antisocial person like that
>>144725707
That's kind of ugly.
>>144725629
Looks good, friend. My hands are shaking a bit...
>>144725484
What is best ERP job?
>>144724780
thanks swagoon
This is a shit thread and if you people had standards you'd make a new one.
>>144725750
I'm not taking any chances, buying a large on the main division because of this.
>>144725707
that will be cute on lalafell
>It will cost 72,000 esoterics to upgrade your Anima from i230 to i240
h-help, i'll probably only be able to finish one this patch
>>144725707
Which plots, anon? Just curious.
>>144725892
Elaborate.
1 hour to go lads. Lets shit this thread up for the next hour!!
>>144725464
You're fucked, really
You see almost every social circe im involved in will be hunting for houses and theyre just waiting for the split second the mait ends
hell I have my dog checking server status every minute
youre fucked
>>144725892
This is why I don't bother with relic weapons.
>>144725821
>/vg/
>/xiv/
>standards
>>144725892
>72k esoterics
no way right?
please tell me you're kidding
>>144725954
In before the dog betrays his master to claim a house.
>>144725821
you mean 31 meow ones?
>>144725892
There are probably alternatives, and some already confirmed to be tradeable. And I thought it was 240 esos per item with a minimum of 3 points out of 240 for one of the two itesm you needed to trade in?
Where did you get 72k from?
D-does anyone want to play the new content with me?
wtf shouldn't it be up now
>All these desperate idiots rushing for a house
>Not familiar at all with how unstable the servers are at launch
>Not even waiting for superior Ishgard housing in 3.4
>>144725821
>standards on 4chan
www.reddit.com
- move your mouse over the text, click it three times, right click and click copy, then right click the search bar and press paste, then press enter!
there you go newfriend, you'll be off to your proper place soon enough!
>>144726059
You know its gonna be swamped by the same people in minutes too right?
>>144726003
You wish.
72k Eso assumes you only grind Eso though, there will be a lot of different ways to grind it out.
>>144726048
No, it's only 9.
>>144726018
>I Hope Mentor Will Notice Me VI","Complete 2,000 duties via Duty Roulette: Mentor. Astrope Whistle
Hahaha oh wow. Mentor roulette is going to be even more fucking cancer.
>>144726048
IT'S 10:03 SQUARE WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SERVERS
obligatory it's up!! post. Fuck you square I wanted to have more than an hour and a half to play before I work.
>>144726106
I have a house already so it doesn't affect me at all, I'm just astounded that anyone thinks they have a chance in hell of getting a house when servers are notoriously shit after being turned back on after a large patch.
>>144726164
In one hour dude.
>>144726139
tfw 50 and want to kill myself every time I do Mentor Roulette
>>144726116
it's 10
>>144726164
>not using daylight savings time
pssh... europoors
Is selling cash shop items for gil against rules?
>>144725707
Looks fucking awful.
Maint ends in an hour, retards.
Learn your time zones.
>>144726139
what is the astrope mount?
>>144726139
can't wait to ride this badboy
Mana, Gaia, Elemental, Chaos, and Primal at 6:00
>everyone logs in fine and proceeds to do content
Aether at 6:00
>all servers crash within 5 minutes. any gil spent on housing is lost as SE has to do a partial rollback
>will have at least two emergency maintenance throughout the day to recuperate from this morning's overload
>>144726164
They posted it on GMT, we're on UTC/BST mate. Gotta wait +1 hour.
>>144726139
>crowns all lining up in idyllshire with their pegasus with armor choking the area up with smug
I can see it now...
>>144726210
One would assume so
>>144725135
Is the new 24man gonna need 1 or 2 tanks per party?
>>144726210
yes, but isn't the most bannable offence. Use at you're own discretion.
>>144726126
Time for art?
>>144726191
No it isn't.
>>144726206
>what is UK?
>>144726174
Anon physically SOMEONE has to get a house otherwise houses would be available! Its gonna be a gamble for most people either way.
post moonies because it's night out so all the moonies are up
>>144726265
>tfw I'm not on Balmung, but I'm in the same data center
JUST
>>144726037
Assuming it runs, I'll play the new content with anyone!
>>144725678
>>144725546
post your savage clears fucking morons yeah retard what now? idiot.
Take It Easy.
Dumb Bitch.
I Swear To God, Man ...
I'll Beat The Shit Out Of You .
drink your cum you stinking homosexual faggot
Get Wrecked . .... Turbo Virgin .
>>144725695
yes, i love myself
>>144725814
dragoon; professional pole handler
thanks for the (you)s, powerin up for takeoff to planet awesome
>>144725259
>"it's my first time seeing a curved sword"
Anybody upload this patches bgms yet?
>>144726236
Double seater chariot
>>144726210
Yes but considering how good they are are catching gil sellers you probably could get away with it super easy. Just say it is a "gift" or something.
>>144725892
They said there would be multiple ways, but yeah it's unidentified shit again, at max you will need 80 infusions to the relic if you get bad RNG.
Is there any chance at all that the servers WON'T crash immediately upon opening them?
>>144726354
>>144726384
the moogle mount or what?
>>144725484
post pits
>>144726059
Is the Ishgard housing even confirmed to be actual wards? I thought it was just apartments, aka a very long list of what are essentially personal rooms.
>>144726139
are there any big fish rewards?
>>144726408
Relic's. Not even once.
>>144726415
has it ever crashed before? ff14 servers seems pretty stable
>>144726497
>relic is
>tfw class 2 hours after the servers come up
I hope I at least have enough time to do the nidhogg fight. By the time I actually get into the servers and try to get into weeping city I'm not sure if I would have enough time to finish, not sure how bad the wiping will be. I'm sure by the time I get back and try to do it there will already be nerds explaining the whole thing.
>>144726206
>doesn't use daylight savings
[Date & Time]
Jun. 6, 2016 10:00 to Jun. 7, 2016 10:00 (GMT)
* Completion time is subject to change.
>uses daylight savings
[Date & Time]
Jun. 6, 2016 3:00 a.m. to Jun. 7, 2016 3:00 a.m. (PDT)
* Completion time is subject to change.
>ching chong ming ling fuck if i know what they're using
日 時:2016年6月6日(月) 19:00より
2016年6月7日(火) 19:00頃まで
※終了予定時刻に関しては、状況により変更する場合があります。
MMO devs can't ever get timezones right.
>>144726359
Well you don't normally see swords that are curved downward like that one.
>>144726431
>>144726139
>2000 Mentor Roulettes
>Mentor Roulette has the possibility of ANY instance in the game besides Savage
This is fucking insane.
>extension
fuk
>>144726536
What's the problem?
>>144726139
>have to be a memetor to get the mount
fuck
>>144726568
Ah thank you, I am stupid.
Too bad I like that mount too but if it were the moogle mount I would have to do the 2k mentor shit too. This mount I guess I can pass on.
>>144726597
>source: my ass
>>144726592
>90% of the time Mentor Roulette is a Guildhest that's over in a minute
It's not gonna be that bad of a grind, really
>>144726548
If you rub it a little it starts to grow and curve to the right. Really neat stuff, give it a shot!
>>144726420
Roll up to my local school, like "what up?"
>>144726592
What, you have a problem being an actual mentor?
>>144726597
they already have everything ready
the time was actually pushed back so they wouldn't get angry tweets from dumbasses
>>144724780
Thanks swagoon
>>144726710
Hey, you're kind of cool, don't come into overwatch headquarters tomorrow.
>all this new content
>no one to do it with
woe is me
>>144726710
Motherfucker! Makin' me snort out laughter at 2:15 in the morning with that filename.
>>144726717
>tfw I don't even have a healer at a job
>>144726548
Falx
>>144725892
Good thing I have my 245 Weapon already :^)
>>144726791
I feel you...
>>144726791
hi what server
>>144726592
Isn't 2000 a bit too...much?
I mean, you'll do that once per day.
>>144725282
Why spoil yourself?
>>144726710
Dylan Klebold
>>144726717
I have a problem with it being 2000 Roulettes.
>>144726836
>tfw I have my 240
I can deal with it, I guess
>>144725259
It's actually correct, it just looks weird because of the inversed tip. The handguard and the blade should be on the same side.
>>144726859
It's so they can make it a near-impossible goal for anyone with a life so they can add a recolor version to the cash shop 12 months down the line.
>>144726921
It's not near, just impossible.
It would take you YEARS to get it.
>>144726859
Just do it for 6 years anon.
>>144726859
>once per day
>>144726921
You should have been mentoring when time was plentiful
>>144726850
h-how do i feel?
>>144726853
it wouldn't work out
>>144726957
But if you did it 10 times every day, it would take you under a year.
>>144726995
Soft...
>>144726957
>>144726921
On that note, how many people have even gotten achievements like Honest Gilionaire and Lifer III?
>>144726957
Its implied you do it more than once a day. How is this hard to understand?
who's watching MR HAPPY HERE?
>>144725328
>Bitter replaced WHM detected
>>144726995
I feel you deeply
>>144727010
or if you did it 2000 times a day you could be finished in under a day!
>>144726139
You do that shit 5 times a day and it's still going to take over a year.
>>144727063
It's not hard to understand, it's just a dumb thing.
Roulette are supposed to be done once per day, why would you make people hate the game by doing it multiple times?
>>144727065
Why the fuck would i watch mrhappy if i can log in and play the game myself?
So six Mentor Roulettes a day for a year.
>>144727071
>there's someone that will actually have it by the reset
>someone will have a 240 relic by tonight
>>144726957
That's the whole point, dumbass. It's a very long-term reward
>waaah waaah why would I have to workfr stuff that I want
>>144727062
>Honest Gilionaire
Huh I've never heard of this one
>10m earned from leves
What the actual fuck. How was this not #1 lowest achievement when they did that census last year?
>>144726957
You don't have to do it only once per day. You can do it multiple times and it still counts for the achievement.
But still, you'll have to do it 11 times for 180 days.
>>144727065
why?
our guy cleared a8s, why haven't you?
>>144727154
Because why wouldn't want to be party of the happy army.
Are you a faggot?
>>144727065
Is he streaming himself clicking the world button or something?
>>144727138
>supposed to be done once per day
Then why can I queue it again.
Will my launcher's play button turn green when the servers go live or do I have to restart?
>>144727171
To be fair, that is definitely one way to get mentors to help newbies constantly for a good year.
>>144727214
I dont raid.
>>144727271
Refresh; click World button, then close.
>>144727192
Long term is 200-400 runs, 2000 is just bullshit.
>>144727214
Sure looks carried to me.
Oh yeah, here you go, gonna repost the music
https://mega.nz/#!2t0X2SAS!CqCdWz53DDd_pneA6xw1Wqdrtzfonj-i3bKQcs4D3Hs
>>144727271
go to config and then back to refresh the login
>>144727251
yes. his background for his camera is so dumb
>>144727248
Yes, rather be a faggot than watch a faggot.
>>144727214
>dead on the floor
>check job
>yep
>>144727320
>botnet
>>144727280
>implying most mentor roulettes aren't just an expert that someone left or some faggots queuing for extreme primals
>>144727214
I'm above carrying casuals.
*doesn't even hit vape*
>>144727280
>help
more like shit on them, leave and requeue for an easier dungeon
>>144727214
>guy is absolutely flipping his shit in joy
>not watching the cutscene
>wonder who he was
>notice the Dragoon imagine on his cam
>play again
>he's the dead Dragoon
>the only one dead
>>144726702
sugoi desu!
can i play games already
>>144727260
Then enjoy doing 2000 roulette in one day and get your mount.
POST PICTURE, VIDEO/SONG OPTIONAL
REPORT IN EVERYBODY
>>144727340
>>144727378
>>144727383He had to sac.
>>144727314
No it's not. If you want your stupid pixel pony, go work for it.
Spoiled brats.
>>144727340
>people are sleeping
>read this post
>>144727436
I never thought I would meet people defending this, but I guess I overestimated you.
planes are so fucking fast dude one just flew over my whole city in like 20 seconds
>New music is so boring no one even bothered to upload it individually
When 3.2 hit, Sephirot and Brute Justice were mirrored everywhere within 30 min of the patch being available.
>>144727347
shit, foiled again
>>144727431
What about the weakness debuff then?
>>144727542
dude...
>>144725892
300 esos per umberite
240 substats
3-5 per
48-80 umberite
14400-24000 esos per relic
I don't see how you got three times that amount unless you're talking about all three of those.
>>144727506
>"I didn't become a Mentor to help people!"
>>144727426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aA4BjVu5vw
NOUS SOMMES UN MOUVEMENT
>>144727543
THE EDGE IS CALLING TONIGHT
>>144727571
>3-5 per
this is where I messed up; I had misread and thought it was only 1 stat point increase
>>144727506
>clearly a stretch goal for a cosmetic mount
>waah waah why is it so hard to get
>all mounts are easy to get
>why are all the mounts so easy to get? I wish there was a hard to get mount you have to work towards
>>144727558
Yes, he had weakness because he had compressed water and the most common strategy involves sacrificing that player. He died to J Waves because of Weakness.
>>144727426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zye-ZUiMMU
>>144726867
it's fun?
>>144726568
They can just put a pink one that farts out "I AM GAY" behind it for $25+ on Mog Station, since I'mma never gonna have the time to earn that mount.
>>144727543
WHERE THE SERPENT LIES
>>144727571
Thats a lot easier, just 240 expert runs if you get fucked in the ass by rngeesus.
>>144727582
I'm not a mentor and I don't give a shit about that mount, I just found the way SE gets people to play the game stupid.
>>144727543
AND THEN YOU LET IT INSIDE
>>144727638
>>144727506
>>144727436
Don't worry, a recolor of the mount will be available on the Mogstation eventually.
>tfw all that work into getting Fenrir....
>>144727543
They did a thread ago, I'm just too lazy to do that shit individually. It was ogg files so I just made them mp3's. I love the second theme and deep dungeon one more than the others, but theyre not bad at all.
>>144727582
>running roulette 2000 times
>helping people
>>144727675
that's no bonus either or anything else.
depending on how easy the other half is to get this could be not too terrible.But who are we kidding
>>144727726
>not winning giant cactpot in one go and buying it
>>144727726
Is red fenrir from the store?
>>144727506
You're the one upset about having to work for a pixel horse.
>People complain that everything they add that's not fhe [CURRENT TIER] has no longevity
>They add a long term reward for people that help others through the mentor system
>People complain
This is why you shouldn't listen to your game's community 90% of the time.
>>144727687
>the way SE gets people
If they get people to play the game, how is it stupid. The players are stupid, Yoshida is a genius.
Please look forward to it.
>>144727426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZDlNh4aMSM
>>144727794
99% chance it is.
>>144727330
I thought it was a bad joke, but that fucker really is doing it, and people are paying him money to just click back and forth.
>>144727820
Making you farm roulette is not a lasting content, anon...
FINAL APPROACH!
ETA, TWENTY-SIX MINUTES!
>>144727794
the moogle mount probably too
gonna buy that...
>>144727426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>144727214
He is so lucky he died in the cast bar for that LB and not the animation or else they wouldn't have cleared due to the LB being consumed with no damage
>>144727909
it's been up for like 10 minutes anon
all the houses are gone
>>144727889
It is if you want your horse, dickmuncher.
>>144727851
I thought it was from aquapolis; either way what will be moogle's mount, the fat mog or the dandelion?
>>144727426
https://youtu.be/qJ_Tw0w3lLA
>>144727820
>ridiculous achievement rewards are longevity
Guess if you enjoy running the same stuff you've seen 2000 more times.
>>144727929
WAIT, ARE YOU THE ANON THAT ALWAYS POST THE SOUND OF SILENCE WHEN SOMEONE IS DEPRESSED?!
>>144727426
https://youtu.be/myhynzAu76o
>>144727979
dandelion from the moogle quests
the fat mog probably shop
