>3.3 Countdown!
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160607T03&p0=137&msg=Final+Fantasy+XIV+-+Patch+3.3%21%21&font=cursive&csz=1
>Preliminary notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0e2d7f99ec992a9e03b82dbd3ec0678cbe5ebb57
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previous thread!
>>144642970
>you'll never know just how it feels
;_;
mid
bed
ceeg beeg
>>144681479
When is the server up?
>>144681473
well it's almost identical to det
whereas on mch det is >>>>>> sks
so i would rather have crit/det
but yeah this screenshot still kind of makes me cringe
xth fornot enough c@bois avatarfagging
will meria call me a creep if I send her a tell? I don't know her but she seems sweet from what I have seen in the discord and I want a friend
is she easy to talk to?
>>144681673
You're a cheeky one.
>>144681578
>iron
How painful.
>>144681754
>rather have crit det on a bow because dets better on mch
what
>>144681851
det and sks being about even i'd rather have crit+det gear as someone who plays both
or even just if you plan to potentially switch at all, it would be better to have crit+det set
>>144681958
you cant use a bow on mch
Feeling obligated to change my main class with the new patch coming out. Not that I don't like Machinist, just that I've changed it every other fucking patch so why stop now.
>>144681618
Midlanders suck.
Rheia was dumped by vjera. Vjera roasted him every night here and he's STILL too scared to post here.
1st for servers will be up a little early! I hope...
>>144681993
ok but the context of this screenshot is two shitters complaining about sks on bard in general
they're right except for the wrong reason
I literally need one more item to be Average Item Level 220.
Currently at 219 and want to do Nidhogg EX when all the shitters do so I don't seem like a shitter saying I haven't even done Sephirot EX
>>144682105
the context of the screenshot is a guy hoping for sks on a bow
>>144682178
yes, and then two shitters complaining about sks on bard
xth for roofs
hello
any1 wanna video game
Please hello where are the cute brown cats
>>144682251
on a bow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX-mowD6J5M
Best theme in the game or what?
:3
>>144679781
Heh heh! Glad to make your day a little better with that pun.
>>144681473
Those two must not pay attention to the changes their job got. They probably didn't have enough skill speed to recognize their meta knowledge is outdated.
>>144682105
They're talking about BRD, so they're actually wrong. While a crit > det set is universally better for those who play both BRD and MCH, a crit > sks set is better for BRD and a BRD weapon can be crit > sks while the rest of the set can be crit > det. Ergo, those two are spouting objectively wrong nonsense
>>144682347
Thats not Idyllshire Day Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBhQOXGnC_s
>>144682060
Rheia stopped posting when they started dating. And rheia broke up with V.
le sleepy shirou has arrived
Lonely miqote looking for replacement friends
PST
>>144682493
name
>>144682387
there it is
>>144682342
yes, you got me miscellaneous orbiter
you are complaining about sks on the bow specifically
because the stat is bugged and does not work if it's on a weapon or something, right
This patch better fix my connection issues or I'm going to have to get serious and start laying on the floor and not moving for days.
xth for SOON™
>>144682340
no where, somewhere
>>144682592
Taking your cat roleplay a little seriously now, eh ?
>>144682585
>calling someone an orbiter because youre wrong
ill count this one as a win
>>144682592
What kind of connection issues are you having?
sleepy catbois
>>144682347
nope!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mM-nHCieSI
>>144682523
>I can't think of a reasonable counterpoint to refute the post I'm responding to.
>Guess I should drop an overused meme! That'll teach the Tyyne!
Did I sum up the context of your post correctly, or is there anything else I'm missing?
>>144682725
>because you're wrong
this must straight up be algy or shan
>>144682340
They don't exist.
>>144682449
>>144682736
That wasn't a question.
>>144681618
Midlanders are alright.
>>144682694
I wanna start a family with 6B
>>144682857
When is the eb?
>>144682834
Fuck off you scrub Matoyas theme is shit.
Fucking kill yourself please.
>>144682773
you said crit det is better, that is objectively wrong
>>144682740
I didn't even read the whole post i just wanted to test my prowess at identifying posters just by their writing style
looks like i win this time, tynne
>>144683019
TYNNE BTFO
>>144682718
I take it to the edge and I FLY with it.
>>144682727
Since about Thursday responsiveness was getting spotty. There'd sometimes be a second or two delay on attack and response, it would sometimes just not have anything respond for up to five seconds. Then each day it got worse, the delay would be worse, it would do that thing where it hangs for a while then everything catches up in fast-forward.
By the time it was patch day I could log in, go to attack an enemy, the game would do nothing for about 20 seconds then just plain disconnect me.
The issue seems to be FF14 exclusive as everything else is running as normal.
>>144682519
Awena Marette
>>144683019
Sounds like a stupid thing to claim a victory over. The fact that you're claiming a victory over something like this is rather queer, really. Oh well. At least you've admitted you didn't know what you were talking about.
>>144683008
no i didn't
you have brain damage
>>144683249
>backpedaling
youre just cementing my win
>ywn find a rich sugar daddy with Duke Nukem's ego, muscles and personality who borderline abuses you to keep you in line
You'll never know how my heart bleeds...
;_;
>>144683383
Why are the good men like that so hard to find...
>>144683019
>>144683094
go get em ultrash!
>>144683383
>ywn find a beautiful /fa/ boyfriend with poetic thoughts and soft words to lull you to sleep
>ywn adore him with all your heart and obey his every whim with undying devotion
>>144683673
name and server
>>144683673
Same.
I'd also like if they bitch-slapped me occasionally.
:3
>>144683584
>le ultrash bogeyman
>>144683623
calm down meria
>>144683673
Anon, you've spoken to my heart. I hope we can both find these elusive gems.
xth time to change Glamour
also femroes
>>144683104
Huh, that's really strange. I'm assuming you've done the braindead 'have you tried turning it on and off again' stuff and whatnot. The only thing I can think of is that my tunneling services were doing that do me during the Christmas period. I had to bounce around between WTFast and Pingzapper for a whole week until their servers stopped being shit.
>>144683383
{Hello!}
>>144684119
How do I get naka to erp with me?
Rich Balmungoloid looking for cutie sugar baby to spoil. Not limited to just females.
How would one go about determining healer stat weights?
>>144684502
Will you hit me irl?
:3
>>144683729
I want to be slapped, spanked, bit, scratched, just generally abused (but not actually) because thats how I express trust and affection
>>144684189
Yeah, sadly the easy stuff didn't fix it.
Well, if the pain persists I'll try something like using WTFast or Pingzapper. Everyone I've spoke to who have had something similar to this issue in the past have found it fixed itself after a little while, much like you did.
I'm just gonna be super bummed out if the patch drops and I gotta wait a week to get into it while SE support tries to figure things out for me. The timing is ungood.
>>144683191
who r u replacin
servers when
>>144684435
take him to your deli
>>144684435
Ask Stratos for permission.
>>144684590
I don't even hit people in game, no.
Domestic abuse is rude and cruel.
Quick someone post cuteroegadyn guys
>>144684842
Anyone else overly excited to finally get a house? I'm so anxious!
>>144684842
>>144684842
Hey whats up hello
>>144684917
I'm semi-interested in a chance to get a bigger house.
I just want to be slapped and hit into submission by the perfect sugar daddy...
Is that so much to ask for...?
;_;
>>144684917
I already own a medium and small so not really, but I'm stoked for the amount of shekels I'm going to rake in from selling housing items to people decorating brand new homes.
>>144682493
Sugoi desu
>>144684917
Yes and no. Ready to get housing on 2 servers but more excited on things I can make for me buds.
I know 3 people who are dying for DW replica shit.
>>144685148
Domestic violence is wrong!
>tfw unable to complete version check when I try to launch ffxiv
This is it, isn't it? My housing dreams, gone.
>>144685753
it's because the servers are down. Everyone that i know is getting those.
>>144685587
There's a lot of ways of stopping domestic violence, a good way to start isconsent
>>144685396
Any ideas on how to obtain the i190 crafter stuff (augmented IW)? I don't see any recipes in the full patch notes other than IW and carbonweave.
>>144685753
It wasn't funny the first hundred times it isn't funny now. Fuck off.
>tfw going to report everyone i can who is reselling houses
lol get fucked
Poor Balmungloid looking for princess to pamper.
>>144685843cops don't see the consent on the bruising if this is a vindictive bitch
>>144685914
And the GMs will tell you it's allowed.
>server comes online 10am
>floodgates prevent logging in reliably
>show up at work 11am
>for 12 hours
my blogpost
>>144686015
depends per. they're fucking stupid.
I think i'll take a nap before the servers come up.
>>144684917
I'm just happy for the opportunity to maybe get a house and if not, I'll still be happy to maybe look at getting a glowy Ramuh weapon or two.gee I wonder why I can afford a houseshoutout to my man, THE man, you know who you are
Thinking of coming back since hey brought back ozma, will they also bring out some other cool bosses like sin or penance?
>>144681791
she is easy to talk to yes, just quite shy
>>144681617
moonies areSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSi do know how it feels
>>144686410
as faceroll bosses? maybe
>>144685914
square customer service rep here
whether or not you get a penalty largely relies on the supervisor on duty for that shift. It's extremely rare, but I've heard of a few hardasses.
Square also is tired of the gil cow players that're doing nothing but causing more people to buy gil.
>>144686125
Yeah, knowing how it usually goes I figure I'll go sleep and just catch up the next day. Assuming it all works.
>>144686497
Ur the slut here, slut
>>144686140
Wouldn't say stupid since it's a transaction with high risk of scam. If you don't handle the whole transaction with ingame chat, for the GMs you'll just be handing a x amount of cash to another person.
>>144686497
pic
>>144686565
>square customer service rep here
We believe you.
>>144686565
>Square also is tired of the gil cow players that're doing nothing but causing more people to buy gil.
So then why not ban the gil farmers and bots?
>>144686589
i've never once denied being a slut, but those slutty moonies sure do.
>>144686758
Are you cute? I'd like to fuck you.
>>144686682
no, fuck you
>>144686818
i think my au ra is pretty cute but i'm not really interested in new erp partners right now.
>>144686921
Post pics
>>144686739
the problem is they don't actually know who is doing it. the real farmers/botters are extremely intelligent and many are actual players that not only play the game legitimately but do illegal things on the side, causing them to amass giant amounts of gil that they sell to these gil selling sites.
They have resources, to the point of which banning them does almost nothing - because any legitimate farmer has multiple bots, multiple accounts. You do not want to do the logistics because they are depressing - lets just say that the gil situation won't improve.
>>144686997
i've posted them before but they're not getting attached to the slutposter identity. :^)
>>144685845
Augmented seems like it might need some redscript shit or maybe turning in carbonweave stuff with it. All we can do is speculate at this point
>>144686404
Hush youhousecat
>>144683525
karn plsi haven't seen you in a while, are you doing well?
>>144687145
is a housecat like a house nigger
>>144686921
That's a shame. I was looking forward toclam chowder
>>144687145
both hot
I swear to christ if goblin dice are crafted or some shit im gonna be so fucking mad
>>144687216
Very well. I am super excited to try out all the new things in the patch and even get my own small house anon.
>>144685843
I don't like hurting people, even if it feels good for them.
Do you guys still have those people that literally act like they're you're friend to cap whatever you say and post it here - usually attempting to drum up some hate ?
>>144687458
KARNA A CUTE
CUUUUTE
How do I get awena to erp with me?
Anyone else going for a 420 indused nap during mait?
>>144687402
Gotta trade in 50 red scrips tokens to get it.
Really.
I'm not joking.
Have fun.
>>144687602
ask to see him work with meat.
>>144687043
They could always go the Blizzard route. One of the most well known and highly used bots was Honorbuddy in WoW as the owners refused to cave to Blizzard trying to pay them off to shut them down. Eventually Blizz figured out the ins and outs of it and ban people on sight and didn't even have to pay off the company. Realm Reborn buddy is the same damn thing with the same concept and the same owners, just a different game. I know tons of gold sellers in WoW still exist but a HUGE amount of them got removed due to Honorbuddy basically being rendered useless (for the gold side of things, anyway.)
The same could apply to XIV but I don't know if SE just doesn't give a shit or they don't have the manpower to bother with it.
The method is to just remove the program that enables botting and they'll eventually fall off on their own or start seeking less legitimate-looking alternatives.
>>144686739
that would require actual work
>>144687661
e n d i t a l l
at least tell me they're uncapping this bullshit
scrips are literally the worst thing to happen to DoL
>>144687402
pic
>>144687458
best of luck getting that plot. which area were you looking to get in on?i still never got my anima weapon, can we still be friends even if i am a failure
>>144684917
Me.
>tfw too excited to sleep and its 3am now
Fuck
>>144687745
It really wouldn't make sense NOT to have it unlocked. 50 red scrips tokens is like, 6 fucking weeks for one piece of gear? It wouldn't fucking make sense.
>>144687750
A little place in the Mist. I'm logged out in a good spot so hopefully I can get it when the servers come up. And of course we can be friends, I don't care if you did not get your weapon!
>>144687920
it's not tokens, just scrips, so you could buy 9 dice a week.
>>144687920
I would totally expect it to still be capped, I've seen far too many borderline-malevolent developers to think otherwise.
>>144687145
That's rather harsh.
>>144687920
you appear to be misunderstanding.
goblin cups and goblin dice cost 50 red scrips, not 2500 (50x50) red scrips.
from the looks of things, red scrip tokens are being phased out because all of the things they used to buy can now be purchased with blue scrip tokens.
>>144688170
fingers crossed, then?
ah~ I want to taste a foot
>>144688264
>>144687920
>>144688282
It would seem like Red scrips are still capped while older gear is pushed onto blue scrips.
Looks like a big fuck you to those who spent all their red crafting tokens on 180's and a huge YES to those who horded their tokens but I could be wrong.
>>144688264
Its true though youawesome cat
Calling all cats.
>tfw it isn't 3.3 yet
>>144688542
the opposite, actually.
barring what will very likely be a paltry exchange rate, any stockpiled Red Scrip Tokens are likely now completely worthless.
in a sense, the shift to Goblin Dice / Goblin Cups is similar to a shift to a new limited Tomestone. Red Scrip Token acquisitions have been converted to the uncapped Blue Scrip Tokens and, in order to prevent somebody sitting on tons of Red Scrip Tokens from completely trivializing all new Red Scrip items, they created a new Token.
basically, whoever had 450 red crafter's scrips sitting unspent in their currency menu are the real winners here.
>>144688568
{What?}
>>144688782
Yeah what the fuck I have 8 sitting in a retainer now and I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it.
>>144688883
hopefully they'll be converted at a really considerate rate into Blue Crafters Scrip Tokens.
I'd be all right with 1 red:25 blue but I know if an exchange exists it will be much lower.
>>144688568
>>144688782
Ahh, thanks for the clarification.
Thank fuck I'm a procrastinator that does craft/gathering scrips on tues/wednesday
Though the question I have now is what do I use the tokens I've saved since I have the crafted 170 stuff.
I guess a ton of t4 materia?
>>144688782
>whoever had 450 red crafter's scrips sitting unspent in their currency menu are the real winners here.
>tfw capped scrips before maintenance
>tfw sitting on 9 red script turn ins worth 40 scrips a piece
And its the most commonly used turn-in on a day by day basis so I can convert those to scrips {soon}.
>>144689160
why post a rabbit when the man asked for cats
Honest question though why isn't it saying
"Game is under maintenance" like it usually does?
wow red scripts are ded?
>>144689514
Holy fuck it is up early.
Login NOW
>tfw no squid bf
;_;....
>>144689662
nice bait
>>144689774
why not?
>tfw used to play with a girl from here
>had fun, became good friends
>did dailies together
>sorta kinda had a crush on her
>she disappears for a few days
>keep asking her where she went until she tells me
>was in hospital for attempted suicide
>stop talking to her because I don't want to be hurt if she dies
>consider transferring servers
anyone else done this?
>>144689662
>>144689514
Way too early for "ITS UP" posts.
>>144688782
>tfw have over 150 red scrip tokens
>tfw I thought about converting my 460 leftovers from this week to tokens but forgot
>tfw i saved myself
The fuck do I spend 150 tokens on now I wonder
A fuckload of materia?
Damn it
>>144689881
Not you, squidwart.
>>144689885
I'm not trying to fucking say it's up, I'm asking why the fuck didn't they take down the log in sheet and put that there's a maintenance instead.
>>144689881
U G G O
Death to Squid!
Death to HimeSquid!
All hail Ashc@!
>>144689884
>running away from the girl he likes
Don't be a faggot.
>>144689978
Thats how it has always been since they're incompetent at making menus. Just click the World button to refresh status.
>>144689948
i'm the only squid here you fucking gayboy
>>144689987
if you don't like squid i won't go ash cat
>>144687664
shut up elk
I want a house!!
>>144689884
>abandoning her when she needs validation most
She probably killed herself. Good job.
>>144689932
>A fuckload of materia?
There's a very good chance materia prices will have a quick increase in the initial days of the patch as people panic buy materia to meld on the new omni gear, so there is that too.
Alternatively, you can trade your red tokens in for Blue Scrips. The exchange rate is currently unknown but blue scrips are good for folklore, i180 gear and stuff needed for crafter recipes, so it's not a complete waste.
>>144690180
Will you marry meand beat me into submission?
:3
>>144689884
Are you a lesbian, since you need to not have balls to do something gay like that.
>>144690293
I already have the full 170 blue crafted sets fully melded, unfortunately. I guess I'll just bank off of materia as my airships bring it back anyway.
Maaaaaan
>final dungeon before maintenance
>Lost City HM
>DRK tank uses a whopping 17 defensive CDs the entire run
>loses enmity all the time and just stands around doing nothing or spamming Unmend
>drops Darkside randomly
>stands in the final boss' ground AoE the entire duration
>eats the Cure III at point blank range and dies
>doesn't Provoke the boss once I rez him
>lets the BLM tank the boss for the rest of the fight
/blog
I want an elk!!!
>>144690626
My current favorite thing to do in dungeons now is to see how much mitigation I can reduce that Cure 4 for now.
>>144690180
No one likes Squid.
Name ONE person that likes Squid over Ashc@.
ONE.
You know Ashc@ is better and that Squid sucks, you are just too stubborn to admit so you fantasiad into Ashc@ "because my friend went cat LOL" but still won't admit Squid was shit.
>>144690863
You don't need much, most people walk all the way to the other side of where the boss is standing but i usually sit at 3/4s and take almost no damage as healer. I think all you need to do is not be at melee range to not die.
>144690681
This is an Elk post.
>>144690367
will you keep the squid hair?
>>144691090
i do
my boy VENMETH THAKAAT likes squid the best too
>>144690681
shut the fuck up elk
>>144691110
Yeah, but I get hard off of seeing high damaging ability get reduced down to nothing. Like when I solo Uplander Doom on normie A7, and he does like 1.5k each shot, I just get fucking diamonds.
>>144691268
Yes.
:3
Just bought Heavensward after not playing for a little over a year and a half-
Getting 'Unable to complete version check' error. They still haven't fixed this? Are there new solutions? Because the old ones aren't working.
>>144691607
The servers are down.
>>144691607
this has to be bait
>>144691278
>he does like 1.5k each shot
How do you manage that? Vengeance + Raw Intuition or Sentinel or what?
Holy cow and HECK are there any games to play at all?
>>144691693
shut up slut
>>144691676
>after not playing for a little over a year and a half
>>144691607
square is ddosing you and interrupting your connection
>>144690049
I dunno I'm not going to invest time or feelings into someone who is likely to be dead within the year y'know?I'm sorry Meria you're a good friend and a sweetheart but jfc
Anyone else get ridiculously over affectionate when you haven't seen your pal in a few days? I think they might think I'm gay at this rate.
>>144691382
ok good
i'll swap to it when the game goes live
>>144691693
this diccccc
>>144691693
Fate/Extra:^)
>>144691805
Why would you make yourself uglier. Makes no sense desu senpai.
>>144691805
>staying up all night for the new patch to take pictures around the bench
I want to GTS Awena through a table!
>>144691685
Uh.
Rampart > Sentinel > Bulwark > Foresight
I can't remember if I popped anything else, but that's mainly what I do NEAR the end of the fight. Since that's when all the pubs begins to become retarded.
>>144691805
is megu gone already? damn
>>144692082
I want to give Awena a bronco buster!
>>144692217
no wtf
we're (hopefully) gonna do the new stuff together
>>144692082
>awena will never look in your eyes and tell you what he sees
Does anyone have the numbers on how much mitigation Foresight is these days?
I think it used to be considered roughly 6% physical mitigation, but I could be wrong.
>>144691789
shit i feel more and more sorry for eggy day by day
>>144692381
When's the EB?
>ywn be invited to one of Awena's house orgy parties
>>144691693
I mean I've been playing some more Witcher 3
that new xpac is cozy as fuck
Awena has enough of a life to not shitpost during a 25 hour maintenance
Think about that
>>144692750
>tfw you tried to buy Awena's house for 100usd but they declined
>>144692082
How the fuck do you GTS someone through a table? It's literally a knee strike to the head.
>>144693035
Lean the table against the corner
>>144692750
he never invited me and he used to call me his best friend at one point
fuck him
hey guys, im going to start this game soon. is there a particular server you nerds play on?
>>144693180
All the degenerates are in Balmung, for the most part.
Why is the server not up yet ;_;
Don't talk shit about Awena.
>>144693169
>elk is the meatposter
Lonely Miqo'te looking to experience the miracle of childbirth...
PST
>>144693467
DELETE THIS
>>144693467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY4N5NOAsH0
>>144693332
Because you touch yourself at night, you fucking perverted virgin.
Stupid jokes aside, have you been paying attention to this game or did you just come back?
>>144693438
kill yourself you worthless faggot
>>144693467
Half breeding is a sin.
And male miqo'tes have pathetic seeds.
Futas aren't real.
>>144693438
It's prociprick
>>144693467
AWENA
NO
>>144693641
Summoning Velvet Velour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgHiPGOczI0
only you can save this thread now
WHEN ARE THE SERVERS GOING TO BE UP EGGMAN?
>>144693467
ill knock u up but u got 2 raiuse the kid urself kiddo lol
>>144693971
everytime
This is my garden
I plant seeds
I watch them grow
>>144693971
>>144693684
>one dude repopulates the entire village every few years
I don't think your assertion holds up.
>>144693971
le its just a bit of banter face
>>144693626
new player, first time dealing with the patch maint
>>144694564
I miss this color palette suidder
So bored I've gone back to Fallout 4.
>>144694564
Ugly.
>>144694684
It's a major patch so it's 24 hour maintenance
Expect servers to be back up in about.. 5-7 hours
>>144694247
Why won't anyone do this to me...
>>144694714
Im playin planetside 2
>>144694842
because you're never online
>>144694564
How tight is Megu, shyba? Or are you into wrecking holes?
>>144694504
PATHETIC!
>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your little fists into his tight ultrachest
Why me /xivg/ ;_;
>still havent docked the proc
>kinda like being mocked
help
>>144694793
Blah, got to go to bed and I have work tommorow... play at night I guess
>>144694842
Lizards make terrible moms
Look at the adult au ra avatars you see, all of them degerates
>>144694870
Server/faction?
Please don't be EU.
Is proci's static dead yet? My MCH quit the game and I hear godspeed is good.
post logs
>>144694842
sure u want butt babby or front hole babby lmao
