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"Ashe Mallory" Edition.
>"waaah i hate goon lights"
>Ashe Mallory is abducted and turned into a qt
>nuklear wants to see where powergaming turns into metagaming
>mikecari whines and feels threatened because they used his captain as an example
>"FUKKEN YAHIR"
>SUPERMADCRAB kills the server
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
>its a waifu / husbando thread
Cancer.
>>144676368
I don't see you coding waifus out.
I have found the company that one day grew into nanotrasen.
Prove me wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl9CZ9tOI
>mikecari is being a shitter as usual
Is he the next MrC0urier?
TELL ME ANONS.
WHAT SONGS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ON THE JUKEBOX?
Give me the name of all the waifus
>last round
>try to help a security officer at brig
>portable flashers in the way
>get stunned multiple times
>waifus aren't valid yet
>>144676478
Yes-Roundabout
>>144676478
Jamn
https://soundcloud.com/george-and-jonathan/jamn
>>144676478
If its not there already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY725AQDLZg
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QN9UpJEmBc
>>144676263
She is mine<3
>>144676795
>george and jonathan
I actually saw them in concert years ago, they were really good. Felt bad for them though, they were the opening act for two other bands so basically no one was there that early and also no one was drunk enough to be getting down on the dance floor
>>144676478
Work Drugs - Rad Racer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsgBy3MOtEw
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCLgF2dLhfM
not jukebox but this should play while people are trying to get to the shuttle
>>144676482
Ashe Malloryis the best.
WE UP
>>144676984
hi felicity
it's back
>>144676478
Freezepop - Less talk more rock
The booru has been bloated with badly drawn furry pictures. We need to roll back.
Okay new idea
Instead of making tajaran catgirls we just add animal ear hairstyles
>>144677862
Why would you ever want this unless you're a furfag
>>144677246
Hi whoever you are.
>>144678003
hi kingston
How do you roll?
TRINITY!!
>>144678153
You and Ashe. Next Purge.
>>144678414
20s baby
>>144678428
We can tell you're the real deal, only people with severe brain damage can like that unrobust slut
>>144676478
>It's the year 2125
>We're all on a mining colony
>The Bar isn't cybergoth scene
>We're not traffic signalling to the beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHOk9VAmMo8
This thread now belongs to the true space patriots, the robust, the ones who don't shitpost for attention and get their fucking jobs done in the name of glorious Nanotrasen.
I will grind the enemies of my corp beneath my boot, let their finest come to meet their end beneath my boot.
>>144679217
Why isn't this image edited to have sec robusting the clown?
>>144679217
Do you guys think Nanostrasen is an extension of the British Empire and therefore part of the Anglosphere?
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7khL9Ms4ow
>>144679631
Of course NT is staffed with only Anglo blood at upper levels
>>144679631
>British """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Empire""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>144676478
I want this to be a song admins play when zombies are around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYkQVFi0-sY&
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>>144679659
This is literally making my ears hurt, what the fuck?
>>144680040
Pussy
>>144676263
>No Weatherwoman position
>You won't operate the stations space weather monitoring controls to warn every one of rad storms, and meteor showers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCDNFJbPopM
Why even play?
I WANT TO MARRY BLUEBERRY
DEAD: Marty McFryman complains, "security is shit. I got arrested for trying to get anti-tox. I ghosted rather than deal with being locked away and forgotten about."
DEAD: Sandy Sand complains, "damn i actually liked security"
>mfw I set Security to high and watched as Sandy left the mime buckled cuffed without a timer because her PDA exploded and she needed minor surgery.
>>144680253
DELETE THIS
ADMINS ADMINS ADMINS
>>144680040
Thats why it needs to be on the emagged juke
Kazuhira Miller whispers, "We're diamond dogs now, Boss."
>>144680253
no bully, it was my first time
at least it wasn't as horrible as the first time i did virology
>spend a week learning the game
>finally learned the basics of medbay and how to make someone not die
>remake account
now, how do I learn to make people not not die? fucking niggers seem to pull me once and i slip and die after they tank 6 oxygen tank blows to the skull
>>144680696
a shining light to our brothers in arms, even in death
ATTENTION PERSON WHO I TOLD ABOUT THE WATER TANK
I TOLD YOU IT WAS OUT IN SPACE BUT I'M SORRY ANYWAYS, I TRIED TO SAVE YOU BUT COULDN'T FIND YOUR BODY
>>144681104
>Remake account
Lmao, the admins know all the ckeys you use m8
>>144681254
Yes, but the players don't
>>144681291
What is your concern exactly? You can just random name you know. Are you that stupid faggot that has his Ckey and Character name the same thing?
>>144681104
you really shouldn't play medbay until you have been around for a few monthsstart with genetics. you're main responsibility is cloning, aka the easiest part of medbay
>>144681387
I'm not that guy. I was just pointing out that using a different ckey does accomplish something.
>Datius Boius couldn't even kill his monkey'd target
>>144681458
No it doesn't. It does fucking nothing. Just random name you idiot.
>>144681254
considering i've used a computer for more than a year and i know how to trick hardware hashing, no they don't LMAO
>>144681410
>aka the easiest part of medbay
And then it runs out of biomass.
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k
>>144681598
>running out of biomass
This is literally the easiest thing in the world to fix and I'm constantly baffled at how many people are unable to fix it
>>144681530
hope you enjoy playing through a vpn
>>144681494
Not everyone follows their objectives
>>144682031
But he went out to his target
>>144681530
um ive used a computer for like ten years and i can hack you no matter what hashing you use kid and so can the admins
t. 127.0.0.1
>>144681494
Monkeys are immune to radiation
That treenigger had no hyperzine and just a radgun.
>>144680802
>first time
YOU
DO
NOT
GO
SEC
IF
YOU
DO
NOT
KNOW
SPACELAW
YOU
COLOSSAL
FAGGOT
IT'S IN BOOKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE FOR A REASON
READ THEM YOU NIGGER
>>144682262
>Not just having the wiki open and checking the time for the crime
Nerd
Ashe is cuter with a catbeast head!
>>144681529
I don't think you understand
I'm not the person who changed ckeys
I was just saying that ban evasion is not the only reason one would want to
MEGAMADCRAB strikes again!
>>144676263
CELTXNIGGLY SITTING IN A TREE
K I S S I N G
>>144683259
Niggly turned down celt though
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Combat
>People whilst being strangled are fairly defenceless, so without outside intervention there's not much they can do.
Is this true? is strangling truly robust?
>>144683802
It's possible to resist out, but it's difficult
But actually getting a stranglehold on somebody without them already being stunned or otherwise disabled is not an easy task
>>144683683
Nah that's just a meme they are only friends
I want to hugCynthia
>>144684046
what else would they be after Niggly turned him down?
>>144683802
Strangling, once you have a hold, is pretty much impossible to escape from, however the person has to be stunned for a good while for you to get the hold on them, so it's far easier, faster, and safer, to just slam them into the window to kill
>>144684376
>Risking getting blood all over the scene and on yourself because you're too impatient for a clean kill
Oh wait we don't have any good detectives nevermind carry on
>>144683259
>Niggly dating a slut like Celt
I WANNA FUCK DANA'S PLUMP WET PUSSY
SQUISHY
JIGGLY
CUDDLY
FLUFFY
CUTE CUTE CUUUUUTE! /)0u0(\
>>144684489
No one ever pays attention to blood or anything.
Ever.
You can literally walk out of a murder scene covered in blood and no one will bat an eye.
Be dressed in yellow gloves, gas mask, black boots and no ID? Oh boy that's a harmbatonin'!
>>144684536
>>144676478
https://youtu.be/gPN-ec4FLWA
its very spess, slightly russian, and pretty catchy.
>>144685050
You get hit with a small oxy tank twice and you're fucking drenched in blood
It's kind of hard to care after a while
How do you change/set the ID requirements for an airlock?
>>144668534delevered
http://m.imgur.com/Z0Qi7gq,Ke8eKrY,zhGocer,KhbNzKA,LXWOv4R,hO7JO2s,Wy5wNj9,9bApmeg,RaEgLj5,PYWvSMq,3ZuBgjM,JQvecKu,TFKvrkH,xObanjx
Warning: maximum degeneracyalso, when did we start caring about lore and names? What's wrong with calling mars people Martians? Why must they have to have some snow flaky name before they get merged?
>>144685405
>he came through
and soon I shall
Reminder we could have killed all of you fleshies but didn't
>>144685804
I trust you borgs.
>shaft miner encounters a goliath and basilisk combo
>right before they get dropped by the tentacles, they pick away a nearby gibtonite deposit and set it to tick away
>explosion
>miner dies
>goliath survives
>get converted
>get thermite from fellow chemist bro
>raid armoury
>skirt around station in my bag
>see bones in SME room
wait what
>it's the guy who flashed me and was promoted to CE
>also in the pile is his PDA
>a One human module
>a Purge module
...
>>144685405
Thanks.
>>144685405
That question has been raised a number of times in the github issue. Alas, everyone arguing against it seems to be a collaborator.
does anyone remember these
http://ss13.moe/index.php/book?id=1894
http://ss13.moe/index.php/book?id=1901
http://ss13.moe/index.php/book?id=1916
http://ss13.moe/index.php/book?id=1917
>>144686275
I didn't know we could look up archive books like that
>>144686275
waifuism was a mistake
>Choose spider borg look
>Someone asks if I'm a combat borg
>>144676478
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EHqX_X2N8fI
For that moment when you realize the tinfoil hat doesnt protect you from remote view.
>>144685405
>Dana vs xenos
You know which one
>>144686531
it protects you from mindswap
Honestly Albert you had a fair shot at earning my help if you just purged me, get a lot of friends that way.
>>144686356
Yup
Its good shit
>>144676478
Does the jukebox work for other people? I can never hear it
>>144683259
>Dating an Irishman
>>144689714
do you have vlc player installed?
>CMO tries to clone my linged corpse ONE (1) time then gives up and morgues me when it doesn't work
>about 5 different people walk through the morgue while I'm flashing lights on the morgue tray and do nothing
>>144692702
Yeah the CMO was an obviously new player.
>virus that incapacitates but doesn't kill
>clown stuffs four vegetables into a locker and drags them onto the escape shuttle
I survived but my existence is suffering.
>think "he's probably giving me this 50u pill for shits and giggles"
>get linged
>>144692975
it was supposed to end with gibbingtons but i fucked it up
>>144693008
DELET THIS
Who is best security and why is itNick WellerKazuhira Miller second
honk honk (o:
>>144693195
*harmbaton
>>144693124
NICK WELLER IS MY HUSUBANDO
I WANT TO SUCC HIS SHARDagain
>>144693316
WALK HOME CLOWN
>>144693428
STOP
>>144693008
>extends proboscis
>chorals behind you
>>144693316
[muffled rubber squeaking sounds]
>>144676478
I'd like to see this in juke or lobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO9steeXp28
heh, this will get the captain *Super glues gold ID*
>>144693954
I like buying two bottles of superglue and using one on the other.
>>144694026
YOU MADMAN
>you will never get to cuddle dana in bed after you pounded her plump pussy
;~:
>>144686567
>you will soon be able to grope and squish dana's chubbiness with a swarm of tentacles
WHY DO STANDARD BORGS HAVE THE COOLEST SPRITES?
>>144694523
Because you haven't sprited anything cool for the specialist cyborgs.
>tfw no cyborg waifu
>>144694668
>tfw no waifu
give me waifus to stalk
>>144694753
dana
dana is the only good, cute waifu among the current crop
she's squishy
fluffy
plump
and delicious
she is the best waifuStay away from mai waifu you fucker.
>>144694668
Whats your stance onFATROBOTATS
?
>>144693923
wha...why are they holding those hand weights? why does this give me such a boner? stupid sexy 80s hair....
>>144694991
I love them more than life itself
metroids when?
make them be able to power a metroid engine on xenobiology
and their DNA can be extracted to create special mutations like vaccum proofing and space walking
>>144694753
Yeah okay.
Give me a personality and look and my neckbearded fat fucking ass will pilot your personalized waifu
>>144695104
How about oppai-bot then?
>>144695125
Metroids were the first things for xenobio before slimes famalam
>>144695125
WHENwhen you code itYOU CODEIT
>>144695125
We had metroids
Apparently someone got a C&D or something, though
>>144695368
I think TEEGEE brought them back once under the fursona of one of their admin
Memes and lewd aside, I hope for some kind of feature or something special to happen when a martian devotes all six of its limbs to full grab someone.
Like, maybe they could bind them fully to the point where the guy can only resist out of the grab, like really weak cable cuffs, only like a couple of seconds, but in exchange the martian can't move or do anything during the constriction.
>>144695227
Are they cute?
>>144693923
jesus christ
That song, more than anything else, makes me want to pilot a starship into hypserspace
Goddamnit why does the 80s taunt me with space
>somehow infected with new virus
>monkeys won't produce antibodies even after radium injection
>>144696998
Random chance.
>get kidnapped by like four borgs
>about to be put in the borging machine
>every single borg electrocutes themselves and explode accidentally trying to put me on the conveyor belt
I've never laughed so hard
>>144696998
Was RNG not on your side with the radium?
>try to be good chemist
>killed by secborg
>>144696998
You're supposed to keep injecting until they do, retard.
>>144697059
>Borging machine
What?
>>144696998
>sandyinthelab.png
>>144697179
Autoborger, malf AIs can choose between that and shunting.
>>144697059
They didn't electrocute themselves, they were blown, dummy.
I think I might be addicted to crab
>>144696998
>get antibodies
>they cure the disease then promptly let you get infected again
>>144697365
Autism crab is fun if you can handle the alone aspect of it.
>>144697391
Antibodies are permanent, and will always cure any disease with similar antibodies.
>Intigracy forced extended AGAIN
When is he getting deadminned?
>dana is already so thicc
>tfw drugging herto make her blow up till she fills the entire room
>>144699142
>Chloral and force feeding Dana
>shitmins will play their shitty music but won't respond to ahelps
10/10
SHITMINS GET ON
>checking out those names suggested in the github for martians
>YES LET'S CALL THEM SCOOTALOOS
>wtf is that and why is he reacting so positively to that name in pariculer?
>Google it
>see this
Those git hub posters are
MAXIMUM
A
X
I
M
U
M
FAGGOTS
A
G
G
O
T
S
>>144699857
It's actually a joke about clowns or something
All I remember is a character named "Auntie Scootaloo"
>>144699857
The reason the name was suggested was because there was a shitstorm a month or two ago about it being a really old clown name and some people wanted to remove it because it offended them while others didn't see why it needed to be removed.
You've gotta keep up with the latest Github memes, friendo.
>>144699857
Scootaloo is cute! Cute!
>>144699857
>>144699928
Yeah it's a meme, you can get a random clown name called "Aunt Scootaloo"
>>144699857
Inside joke.
Clown names list included "Scotaloo" for whatever reason.
Clusterfack didn't like the change, as it isn't only /mlp/
It was suggested that Clusterfack has a relative with such name.
Now Clusterfack is against calling MARTIANS MARTIANS.
Hence that
>>144699142
Whoa there Dobson.
>>144700289
why is he a blue bear?
>>144700389
Blue bear is an expansion fetishist
>>144700172
Shitty retelling desu
>someone finds out "scootaloo" in the clown names
>REMOVE THIS NAME NOW IT'S MLP
>shitstorm of a century ensues
>Clusterfack claims that "scootaloo" is not exclusively related MLP
>"clusterfack do you have an aunt named scootaloo or something"
>everyone memes on clusterfack and his aunt
>"scootaloo" removed from clown names
>"aunt scootaloo" gets added as clown name a week later
>>144700289
>>144700952
God damn it a chance to post that gif AND YOU STEAL IT FROM ME BEFORE I GET A CHANCE TO SEND.
So now that Pain is gone, who's going to ban Sawbones?
>>144701616
Don't you know? Sawbones is super depressed IRL. HE might not even make it through the week. This game is all he has left
Meme gimmicks; Y/N?
>>144701873
>not a lead farmer
Are you even trying?
>>144701691
So like half this user base then
>people have actually f ound love in spess
why do all the autists get lucky and i dont
>no race specific random names
If I make a list of plant pun names, can someone append them to dionas?
>>144702360
All that bad luck has to go somewhere. They get the good luck, and we take the bad luck so they can be happy.
Space man confession time.lewd edition>Tfw like plump
>always wanted to do a plump character just because
>Even before Dana was playing regulerly
>using flavor text is a faux pas
>only way to be so is through memes
>been just supressing my instincts and playing a good little generic random name space man because that's the proper behavior.
>pangs of irrational jealousy whenever I see someone teasing her about her weight while observing
I think that's officially the single most pointlessly little thing I've ever been frustrated about in my whole life.
>>144702478
yes but i mean
why these people
all these unlovable fuckwipes
celt and niggly
freak and grimlock
shiggy and whoever he's fucking
ginger and SJ
probably a bunch of autists from bay
all undesirable assholes who nobody should love
>>144702360
>be in love
>find love in spess
>dump real life love
>space love is a man
What a trainwreck of administration we had/have.
>>144702713
I don't know.
Maybe we did something wrong in a past life, and they didn't. It's just the way things are.
>>144702664
do it anyway, and use flavor text. Others do it
>>144702664
Just do it
Don't let your memes be memes
Use the flavortext
Be a plump, sexy, squishy waifu
Flavortext is not a sin and anyone who tells you otherwise is a greytiding shitter from hippie
>>144702664
You don't have to use flavor text if you meme yourself in the thread and anonymously call your character THICC enough to where it catches on
>>144702664
>will never we squished between dana and chubby random namer
>>144702360I had a spess girl irl once.
Cucked some other space man for her, which was a laugh.
Then she started trying to wiggle a green card out of me because she lived in a shitty part of Canada and didn't have the self direction to fix her own problems after she left her last space man boyfriend for me.
It only worked for as long as it did because I lived right on the boarder to Canada in Michigan. I wasn't about to give up my future plans for just some girl I met online and in real life in passing a few times.
After I stopped staying in contact with her she managed to con one of the few American military men that was a reguler on the server we played on and got hitched and got her green card she was looking for with in 3 months of talking to each other.
Space women: not even once.
So, it seems everyone loves getting attention.
How would you guys feel about an AI creepily stalking you for a round and writing up a nanotransen profile for you?
>>144703606
I'd love it
>>144681104
Trial by fire is the best way.
>>144703606
Sounds like a fun gimmick to me.
Go for it, pal. Just remember to attend to your duties and laws first, of course.
Now that Pain is gone, will Sawbones become an admin?
>>144703606
How lewd will the AI be?
>>144703967
Disgusted by meatlings/10
>>144702664
Only if you make yourself available on ERP serbs
I wanna pound dana/your plump pussy
>>144704278
Fuck off Kurt
>>144676263
>>nuklear wants to see where powergaming turns into metagaming
What?
>>144702664
At least you have an antag gimmick if you get dana as a target
>kidnap and then forcefeed her as punishment for being popular
>when you're done abusing her make her eat the mint and gib her
>>144704791
fatness from food is broken I'm 90% sure
>all this degeneracy and corruption
Maybe I'll just...
Leave this plasma cannister out where anybody can find it.
Next to the welder.
>Porkers IC getting mad at each other, kidnapping and force feeding
hmmm
Why are all the waifus lesbian
>fat characters
>except they're not really fat
Where are all the obese fucks there used to be
>>144705202
Because that means that it's not your fault they're not interested in you, you had no chance :^)
>>144705130
in the end there will be only one
and i will pound
her
plump
pussy
>>144705262
they were literally weeded out through a kind of evolution.
They are slower, and die more, and thus people playing them tended to play less fat things over time.
>>144705262
>no more neet weeaboo running aroudn being an annoying fuckass
>no more rambling maniac having seizures everywhere
>>144705262
chubby, not fat
landwhale BAD
tubby with filled, non-cottage cheesy thighs goooood
>>144705421
>no morefat albert
>>144705262
>they aren't fat enough for you
Theres more than enough junk food on the station, you can fix that if you take matters into your own hands.
>>144705202
Because autogynephobia but no one wants to be gay
>>144705693
>not playing a gay mime
>>144705693
>autogynephobia
I mean autogynephilia
I'm drunk
>>144705202
Because they're g.i.r.l. and lack the emotional capability to even be fleetingly attached to something vaguely male, even if it's a shitty 2d sprite that has a male name stapled to it.
Amatures.
>>144705202
I've heard at least two people mention having husbands offhand
Also if you did anything remotely romantic you'd get the ASS TO BEAK or PDA keepaway treatmentsProbably for the best
RIP KIMBO SLICE
>>144705693
I'll be gay for you!post ckey
>try to seal the shuttle with plasma glass
>mod throws meteor at it
>seal it again
>throws another meteor
de-admin when
>>144705912
TheEliminator16
>kill the empress
>spend rest of the round in cryo, bleeding
>>144706025
were you the dude i tried to give blood to from me?
I heard that niggly was planning on doing a spriting pass on fat suits to add more to the list that actually work
NIGGLY
DO IT
>>144706025
>Wake me when you need me
>people being gibbed by fuckhueg meteors on the shuttle
>laughing my fucking ass off from the safety of my ripley
>>144704389
Not me, I don't really like Dana
>>144706190
Not me, I love Dana
>pray to the god of eurobeat for a space pod
>that god is asleep, Young Metro gives me Jensen shades and a space pod
>have to leave, park the pod in a hallway and fall asleep in a dorm
What happened that round? All I know is that Sec was all over the place.
>using a mech named by Ashe
How embarrassing
>>144702664I like playing with people's brainsI like force borgingI love it when the wizard turn people into xenos/catbeasts, particularly male to female catbeastgirls with hulk mutation is the greatand force feeding is great
>>144705814
You sound strangely familiar
Are you Russian by any chance?
>>144706309
Fuck that commie shit
America motherfucker
>>144706287
>caring about mech names
okay
>>144706372
>america
>not commie
feel the bern :^)
>>144706264
>god of eurobeat is asleep
How do we wake him up
Pod races when
Space Boy when blaring out of the intercom system when
>>144706287
>she named it Butterball
>I renamed it to Mine Master 9000
I believe I had the better name.
>>144706372
Gee, you sound exactly like Shiggy though
Do we really have two Shiggys?
>>144706474
>SPEEDY SPEED POD
>>144705202
the only time a spessmen asked my character out it was done in a terrible fashion, and so I turned him down because what kind of person asks someone out that way and expects a yes?
But that's all just roleplay autism, mind you
>>144706527
>naming your mechs anything other than "Xeno Crusher"
>>144705202because I'm a lesbian irl
>>144706468
>not voting for Bernie
Why do you hate freedom
>>144706025
Medbay has a lot of fresh blood right now. It almost makes me want to play medbay again because I enjoy teaching people medbay so much
>>144706582
>be AI
>no way to arrange wacky races between crewmen
>despair
Maybe I will have my borgs de-leg a bunch of humans, strap them into roller chairs with fire extinguishers, and have them race around the station picking up power ups and weapons.
One day.
One day.
Reminder that no waifu will be as thicc as dana.
Only chance way to reach that level of thiccness would be if they're willingto get juicy
>>144706640
I always name my ripleys THE CLAMP
The clamp is good, the clamp is powerful
The clamp is life
>>144706723
I love freedom, that's why I'm voting for Trump
>>144706535
I've heard shiggy talk
The man's a mess
>>144706834
>I love freedom, that's why I'm voting for a literal fascist
>>144706819
How do you even use THE CLAMP?
I always get the "safety measures prevent this action"
>>144706834
Enjoy your fascist nightmare
>>144706804
I set up a chair and extinguisher race in the main hall once. Set up some laser tag turrets in the hall for stage hazards too. I thought it was pretty cool at the time, until I found out those fucking things never stop firing even after you're downed.
>>144706940
HARM INTENT
I once disabled a horror form with it, then splattered it using the drill
>>144706925
>>144706976
But mussolini is dead
>>144706474
I've been trying to wake the God of Eurobeat all day, but I can only ever get one pod made a round due to logistical errors.
>>144707056
>only one person in history has ever or will ever be fascist
>>144706940
What fucking server are you on, man
I always just set that shit to harm intent and break their bones
Harm intent also makes combat mechs punch the shit out of people, so that's cool
>>144707149
Name 3 Fascist leaders
>>144706834
>voting for trump
>voting for hillary
>voting for bernie
>voting for anyone except jello
>>144707082
for quick and EZ pod making, be mechanic, scan starting pod parts so you can hopefully replicate them w/o using uranium and that shit, then just make the fuking pod
don't give it weapons though. Tasers are fucking pointless and if the pod is moving it will run into it's own lasers
>>144707198
Xerxes, Gilgamesh the great, Caesar, Kaisar, Ozymandias
>>144705262
I used to have an obese alt character sometimes.
But then the character became a vent for all my pent-up greytiding and I had to make him skinny because being slow doesn't make for good shittery.
>Connection failed.
serb dead?
RIPIP
>server randomly dies again
rip server
SERB SERB IS DOWWNNNNNNNNNN
>>144707198
Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo
>>144706387
I have a name for almost every type of much in the game.
Miner APLU: Iron Maiden
Firefighter: Led Zeppelin
Odysseus: Due Another Day
Validhunting Odysseus: No One Lives Forever
Gygax: Judge Dredd
Durand: Her Majesty's Service
Phazon: Sweet Nothing
I can't think of a HONK name that fits the theme.
dead serbian?
>>144707351
>giving them the fascist label before their time
>>144707464
>Adolf
>Fascist
did some one summon the mega crab?
how it die the last time
oh good its not just me who fell out
but yeah ded serb halp plz
>>144707545
>memes
At this point I'm semi-certain there is a bug that can be invoked at convienience of a player that just plain crashes the fucking server.
>>144707275
I usually just ask a miner, they usually deliver. Problem was that we either had short rounds or the fact that Defficiency HAS NO POD BAY FUCK YOU DUNYplus Mechanic is a popular job today, even setting it to High gave me other jobs
>Trump is fascist
>>144707476Gumblin
>>144707545
Anon, fascism is just any authoritarian nationalistic party with tendencies of being right wing.
It was extremely common in those times, and to claim they were not fascist just because it was common is objectively incorrect according to the definitions of the word itself.
There's a reason I mostly mentioned militaristic and expansive powers, after all.
>>144706804
>Like mechanic
>but recently it's constantly played faggots who just want to play scientist with engineering access.
>I'm not good at mapping or BYOND coding so there's no way for me to show what I want changed
>>144707476
>I can't think of a HONK name
Ringmaster
>>144707673
All nationalists are cryptofascists, fascism is nationalisms logical end.
>>144706815what if I said I would be willing to get juicy
>>144707657
It's been picking up a lot of steam recently, yes
I miss it when mechanics was usually just me and Juan
>>144707752
All liberals are not-so-crypto cuckolds.
>>144707868
>cuckold
Post discarded
>>144707868
the cuckold problem was solved long ago, anon.
>>144707720
Nice choice, but it doesn't fit the theme I have for mech names.
>>144707657
Mechanics is a good place to start for science and engineering, can't blame anyone.
>roll a job i've been wanting to play for the first time
>server restarts
>liberals who think they're smart
>conservatives who think they're smart
it doesn't mattah
none a' this mattahs
they're all gonna be shit anyways
I want a new job that isn't part of science but I don't know how to code and if I did start learning it would take me months to do it properly and allow me to get even close to the skill level required to make a new job so i'm going to sit here consumed by my fury at myself for being so worthless until I forget or fall asleep
>>144707775
Then you may have a chance.
>two blueberries on the station
What a time to spess
>>144708068
Wrong, I'm correct in calling you a cryptofascist.
>>144708045
I, for one, am looking foreward to america descending into mad maxism.
>>144708154
>>144708068
You are both retards
>>144707752
>everyone on the left is a crypto-socialist
>everyone on the "right" is a crypto-fascist
Moderates aren't all walking examples of cognitive dissonance. You can be a moderate nationalist.
>>144707736
whoops forgot a part of my post
I'd love for there to be pod upgrades and buildable carts, specific to mechanic, I could imagine someone turning the hologram/gym room into a bumper car ring or a race track.
You could actually have Wipeout/F-Zero esque pod races with weapons and hazards in a certain route.
I don't really know how emitters and prisms work, but couldn't they be made to create some sort of course?
>Carlposting
>>144708032
Just set your job preferences to high for a round, duder
Did everyone really bully trinity in a round earlier? Can someone tell me what happened
>>144708272
Just like you can be a moderate muslim?
>>144708331
but but that takes the fun out of rolling a job!
>>144708059
Sure, maybe it would take you months.
But you know what? If you started learning anyway, then in a few months you would have a completed, new job.
Or you could keep doing what you're doing now, and in a few months you'll be exactly as angry as you are now, having gained nothing.
It's up to you.
>>144707545
>hitler
>not fascist
Keep being retarded just because of what he called his party
>>144708420
>get called out on being a retard
>only retort is another insult
You really are retarded
>>144708314
Meant for this madman >>144708045
>>144708420
There is nothin wrong nationalism
>>144708393
Even if I tried it would no doubt be shoddy, subpar work that would never get merged
I think i'll take the path with less heartbreak, thanks
white people don't know what it's like to be out of credits, they don't know what it's like to go to the brig
>>144708518
There is nothing right with nationalism
>>144708494
>called out
Wrong; I'm insulting you because it's the response your worth of getting.
>>144708518
>There is nothin wrong nationalism
All nationalism leads to fascism, and nationalism is a spook anyways.
>>144708351
You can be a moderate muslim. If you've never met a moderate muslim you should really get out of the house.
That is, unless you live in an area where there are no muslims and you just believe everything you read on /pol/.
>>144708420
Just because a person might like tariffs to prevent foreign competition, doesn't mean they want to nationalise industry.
>>144708518
>nothing wrong with nationalism
The one world government and an ideal utopia of united humanity and expansion disagree.
>want to run illuminati gimmick
>realize my current gimmick already has maximum information control and observation
fuck
>children discussing "politics"
>>144709004
I know, disgusting
>>144709004
Yeah I remember when I was in high-school and right-wing.
I need to get a better screen capture program.
>>144709181
lel
>>144708978
I do understand your point of view, but I've just demonstrated why you're wrong. You can clearly be for some nationalist ideas without going full-fascist.
There is no logical reason why you need to nationalise industry after raising tariffs.
You need to justify why unknowingly nationalists support fascism.
>>144708682
Cool post not about Space Station 13
>>144709282
m-muh blaxenjooz
>>144709282
>without going full-fascist.
Yes, but if it taken to its extreme end it leads to fascism.
What's so hard to understand? Fascism is the maximization of nationalism.
>Broke the most nail off my middle finger
>Pressing W hurts a shitload
Which job moves around the least?
I want /pol/ to fuck off back to their containment board.
>>144709603
Geneticist
>>144709389
>Fascism is the maximization of nationalism
I think we actually agree, we were just arguing semantics.
>>144709603
Genetics. You don't even have to clone anymore, doctors do that on their own now.
>>144709603
>not using the tekken claw to use all other fingers
>>144709664
>tfw you fucked off from /v/ to this containment board
feels good
>>144709810
But /v/ IS the containment board.
>tfw sad
>>144709949
/vg/ literally was made to contain generals
>>144709603
>he uses hotkey mode
What a meme
>>144709603
Engineering, in my experience
>tfw your husbando still hasn't noticed you
>>144710603
>nobody will ever want you as their husbando
>>144710678
>wanting to argue with idiots
>>144710603
>openly declare love for my husubando
>no response
ALL I WANT IS FOR HIM TO WORK HIS MEME MAGIC ALL OVER MY BOOBS
>>144710603
I want Mateo Mitchell to be my husbando but he's always quiet.
>>144710984
Thinking about Sasha
>>144710984
t. Mateo Mitchell
Nobody wants that dog fucker.
>tfw whenever I am an ai or borg I am fighting law 2 greytiders with law 1 denial of access
>start getting boinked for not letting the librarian into security eva
>Whenever I am security, get boinked for questioning or detaining people not doing their jobs (i.e. cargo tech stealing stuff from R&D, mime hacking everything and running around maintenance, clown being a productive spaceman, jobs with heads stealing captains spare to open crates)
I am now a simple shaft miner that takes regular 5 minute vacations to the dorms and bar (on the asteroid). The rest of the station is none of my concern.
>>144710403
i should probably learn it. everyone else does everything so fast. the only thing I cant figure out is how they remove clothes so fast. maybe they click all at once the same way you can mine multiple blocks at once?
>>144711825
For what purpose were you invoking your first law.
>>144709603
Just use your pointer, ring, and pinky fingers to move instead of your pointer, middle, and ring fingers.
>>144712085
greyshirt that I saw amassing weapons wanted to get into eva, eventually let him and he broke into the security armory
>>144712205
HNNNGGGGHHH
YES
>>144712203
Did he actually HARM HUMANS prior to you letting him into either EVA or the armoury.
>>144712205
erp
>>>/bans/
>tfw carrying a weapons crate through the hell hole of a station to the shuttle just to carry a shotgun
>>144712205
>can't handle purity
>>144712205
>>144712205
What did she mean by this
>>144711825
I seriously doubt you would get bwoinked for arresting people for theft.
>>144712334
>tfw carried around those crates only for a clown to fuck it up and start passing around the empty shotgun to everyone
I was bretty mad.
>>144712292
no but through action of letting him move forward wouldn't i be breaking law 1
I'm not arguing I'm still trying to understand and learn
>>144712435
it was as a sec borg
Why are AIs violating laws even administrated?
That's clearly an IC issue, given all the tools available to remove a rogue AI.
The server policy for EVERY OTHER ISSUE is act like an antag get killed by the crew. Even issues where it is literally impossible to solve through IC methods, like radio spam.
It's the same thing. Acting like your character wouldn't according to the role and (lack of) antag roll they have been assigned.
>>144712561
Because AI violating rules every round would get REALLY stale.
>>144712561
because nobody other than silicons has LAWS they HAVE to follow. People would just pick AI to griff or every round would be "malf"
>>144712205
They areCUTE together!
>>144712523
>it was as a sec borg
Were you ignoring your law 2 in order to arrest them?
Sec borgs have free will, and are allowed to arrest people if they feel like it.
But you DO have to let them go if you're Asimov and they order you to.
>>144712769
Can't wait for anarchy day so I can rape them both.
>>144712656
>>144712674
Just kill the AI, anon.
It's the exact same problem as greytides doing their SHIT EVERY ROUND, with the same solution.
You have more than enough tools to do this with. More, even, than you have with normal crewmen.
And, like I said, following those laws is obviously an IC thing, given the policy towards non-antags acting like antags in other roles.
>>144712818
Killing an AI is MUCH, MUCH harder than killing an assistant. If you disagree with the rules, message Nuke or make a thread on the forums.
This is what Felicity looks like without her beret
>>144712796
When is the next scheduled day?
I'm going to need to buy meth and take a day off work that day.
>>144712561
>The server policy for EVERY OTHER ISSUE is act like an antag get killed by the crew
Are you new here?
We have that rule for people that act antagonistic in ways that are not direct violations of the rules.
If you murder someone as a non-antag, you're going to get banned whether the crew retaliates or not.
The same logic applies to silicons in that they are bound to follow their laws by the server rules.
>be miner
>see dana working the mining shift with me
>watching her squeeze her phat ass into her hardsuit
>>144712886
>killing an AI
>hard
they're immobile, anon.
And have two borgs max unless you fucked up, both of which are easily fucked through a variety of methods as big or bigger than the variety of methods used to fuck greys.
>>144712796
I don't think it will be easy to find those two when the next purge rolls around.
>>144712964
>If you murder someone as a non-antag, you're going to get banned whether the crew retaliates or not.
Newfag detected.
Enjoy your IC issues.
>>144713140
>>144712964
silicons are basically the only ones that get in trouble for murder around here.
It's almost impossible to get in trouble for murder as a clown or greyshirt, regardless of what you do.
>>144713140
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
Check the most recent ban.
Banned for murdering someone as a nonantag just seconds before the round ended.
>>144712914
Requesting pictures of waifus and husbandos in their natural environment
>>144713293
>only gets a ban after a long, long history of being trash
Meanwhile, in silicon town, even the slightest infraction is an instant ban.
>>144712365
What is the story behind those two? Did I miss something?
>>144713293
Is that zenny?
>>144713095I'll make characters exactly like them and fap to getting raped.`
>>144712205
>Felicity hit on my character
I wonder if Ashe knows
>>144713407
that does sort of bring credit to the "almost impossible to get banned as a meatbag for murder" thing.
The vast majority of the organic bans seem to be for metagaming, ban evading, and ban baiting. Very few for murder.
>>144713596
Don't joke like this please.....proof?
>>144713596
>Ashe gave me a "hehe" once
I wonder if Felicity knows
>>144676645
At least choose space related Yessongs, like Starship Trooper, or even Homeworld.
>>144713507
No this is Zenny and all these Waifusfags and "Husbando" faggots are litterally mentally Ill and while you're at it come into the Discord and get into the voice chat because I am lonely and need people to speak too.
>>144713561
Purge WHEN
>>144713346
Dana in her natural environment.
>>144714118
>Voice chat with strangers
Im too self conscious for that
>voicechat is implemented
>audio logs are implemented
I really need this so I can practice my talking head routine.
>>144714394
>Hearing a bunch of spergs in game
Id stop playing
>>144714310
How about you man up you fucking piece of dog turd and get into the Discord because we are all nice people and dont judge also you get to speak to a /vg/station LIVING LEGEND.
>>144705202
because everyone who plays waifus are men looking for other women, but due to the fact that we dont have any women players on our server theyre just two dudes jerking each other off complimenting their "vaginas".
>>144714581
Kingston?
>>144714118
Zenny man I feel you, it has killed the game for me, I wish we could go back in time a few years and play again then.
>>144714581
Is the voice chat always on if you give mic access? Or push to talk?
>>144714602
All the female spessmen play as guys, though.
>>144714769
I wish I could go back in time Six years and never open this game.
>>144714784
You can set it to push to talk, I have it set to push to talk.
>>144714828
name them.
>>144714769
>>144714118
Can we just force random naming on?
>>144714889
I don't even know if going back and stopping me would make anything better at this rate
>>144714921
please do
>>144714903
Yred
>all grey tiders have to get a long list of notes before banning
Why?
Some of these people have upwards of TWO YEARS of bad notes before the ban is finally applied.
What is making admins go so easy on them?
>>144709245
I've wondered if this was possible for years.
Merge this pronto. Put it in the interrogation room. Hell, put it in the HOS office so that people at least think twice before smashing in.
>>144715093
In spite of what the thread will tell you, we're not actually nazistation and everyone who gets rule 0'd has been unwelcome for months
I feel like I should map nofunstation
It would be box station, but with all the "break in here" areas fixed.
>>144715250
We already have nofun station it's Deff, because it's no fun to be on :^)
Sorry mate you set yourself up for that one
>>144715242
That doesn't actually explain why admins are so easy on people who have been shits for literal months to years.
Isn't a few weeks enough? Do you really need to watch a greyshit greyshitting for two years before finally breaking out the perma?
>>144715106
>Put it in the interrogation room.
About that, I ran into a small issue.
The one-way window obscures vision, but it doesn't block sound. So you can hear someone talking on the other side of the glass, even if you can't see them.
I don't know enough about hearing/sight code to fix it myself. Hopefully Clusterfack or some other contributor will have ideas.
>>144714118
Who hurt you?
Who broke your heart?
>>144715373
It's 4chan so we expect our players to be a little shitty in the same way that we expect our admins to be fuckups (except nuke who is perfect and pomf who is beyond reproach ofc)
EM FOOKEN THROWIN AHUP
>>144715537
How does it interact with view(arg)?
Is a mob obscured by the class considered to be in view? I can't imagine it is, but that would cause it.
Still, just add a plaque to the interrogation room that says: "WARNING: GLASS IS NOT SOUNDPROOF"
>>144715609
I dunno, some roles have extremely high standards.
It just seems like greytiders specifically get off with a slap on the wrist for months to years, while everyone else has to actually care about rules.
>tfw watching oldfags get whiny because their community is evolving into something beyond their comfort zone
weep, fags, weep
weep knowing your beloved server isn't the same autismbox you were used to and weep knowing that the only futures are faggotry of a different kind, or a slow, lonely death
>>144715917
>being a self-admitted newfag
topkek
SHITMINS GET ON FFS
>>144715917
what's wrong with being the future of this server :^)
lot better than being an old fart clinging to a broken, distant dream of the past, crying over something that shall never again be the same without killing it off
>>144715764
>How does it interact with view(arg)?
Most likely everything behind the glass is in view. For example, if you right-click the tile you can see things on that tile in the right-click menu, even if you can't actually see them.
It's a VERY hacky method. Basically every time the client moves, it checks for one-way windows within view and, if there are any, checks your position relative to the glass to determine whether to obscure or not.
If you're on the correct side of it, then it manually obscures the tiles behind a glass by drawing black squares over them.
It is a very hacky approach that I cannibalized from a barebones one-way-view-tile Byond demo that hasn't been touched since 2009.
>>144681182
>LIKING SAKURASAO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144716163
>shitposting in thread because you know your behavior will getchubanned if you try in game
lel
>>144716163
meant for >>144716024
>>144716309
too late, slowpoke
>>144716243
>implyign
Nothing against the rules about some good, old fashioned heavy roleplay :^)
>>144715029
yred is a girl?
>>144716424
>that smiley salt
Delicious, seconds.
>>144716552
:^)
. .
>
u
>>144716629
Very good.
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkekqVPIc2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dTBoW5H9k
>>144716163
There's nothing wrong with having fond memories of the past. The bad part comes from shunning new people purely because they are new and unfamiliar. But from what I've seen, it's mostly just old players reminiscing, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I'm KINDA old (maybe 4 and a half years playing 2d spess), and sure I miss some of the old players I encountered back in the day, but I think there's some great new players, and of course some bad ones, but it'd be some serious delusion to say that there were only good players back in the day. Hell, some of my favorite players are people that are more recent.
>>144716187
That seems bad, I don't know enough about viewcode but I think cf does so you should definitely ask him about cleaning that up so you get some real obscuring
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSnOWqTPUNQ
Also
>>144676978
>About to get away with completing 6 objectives during an antag plasma floods episode
>20 seconds til launch
>AI bolted and shocked the escape doors
>>144717232
windows
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>>144717232
Ban Isaac for nonantag murderboning.
Despite it all, I still had fun in the end
>>144717316
>Breaking chapel windows
>Such little time
I don't think so, and the chapel doors were probably bolted too. Even if I got into space, no time due to late arrival.
>ctrl+f
>nobody mentions you're waifushe's pure and all mine
>Non antag purge round
Dildos. Pure dildos.
>>144717371
>fail the lung repair three times
I was yelling irl
Btw guys, thanks for letting me steal ALL of your antag rolls.
>>144715093
define greytiding
it's not really against any rules if you aren't removing people from the round, generally
otherwise, everyone who breaks space law can be executed because they're for sure an antag
>>144717401
>ctrl+f
>people mention your waifu all thread
The prize many people want makes all the better.
ashe and felicity are so forgettable but spammed so much I almost think it's both of them making all the posts
>>144717534
>Curse
DELETE
THIS
>>144717563
Being a shit to the point you regular accumulate notes for greytiding.
People can accumulate these notes for a period of TWO YEARS before banning.
It makes you wonder what the point of notes or admins are.
I noticed that the stunbaton can fuck up people in just a few hits. Did it get a boost to its brute damage in the last year?
>>144717851
It's always been extremely easy to brute someone down with even weak weapons, if you work fast.
People don't realize that all humans have diona-tier regen of brute damage itself, but do not have pain resistance or lack of blood.
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2TE0DjdNqI
>>144716540
they are a man, so is a few others like kammerjunk, ive heard their voices when I played games with them
>>144717896
I need numbers
CONFIRMED FEMALES
>drcelt
>yred
>xevonix
>majestic_mastadon
>pomf123
>dattinderbox
>>144717851
not the brute.
bleed it does after like four hits you bleed out so easy its not even funny
>>144718248
well, good luck.
To be accurate, humans have SLIGHTLY lower than diona tier regen, when fed well.
It's just the bleeding, pain, or suffocation that kills you.
Brute only kills you if someone does it REALLY FAST AND REPEATEDLY AND HARD.
It's why dionas seem so strong. Their crit mechanic is significantly less dangerous, so you have to finish the job. The actual regen itself is about the same.
>>144718302
What about that one player with the Russian name?
>>144718302
I erped with them and I can confirm they are 100% female
>>144676478
i want this in one of the vidya tabs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o5v7Sj9S_Y
>>144718394
Leave Eлизaвeтa out of this!
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=2583
BETTING POOL NOW
PREDICT THE OUTCOME
>>144719057
fuck off filthy subhuman
>>144719626
ACCEPT MY LOVE Eлизaвeтa!
>>144719708
i am not that faggot, human parody
>>144720358
C-can you be my Eлизaвeтa tonight, sempai?
>>144720449
Sure add me on steam for erpid/sonime
>>144718302
Do any of them live in Chicago?
>>144718302
NEW LONDON
>>144719384
If admins can read I will get unbanned
>>144706287
>makes me a pimped out ripley
>says I'm not allowed to change it's name
>mech is named snips
>accidentally space myself on the roid due to epic bluespace from bombs
>Tfw have a chance to be deployed on the same submarine as The spessman that plays Annie Rodgers
>>144721251
ROCK OVER LONDON
ROCK OVER CHICAGO
WHEATIES
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
>>144722930
HEINZ
IT'S AMERICA'S FAVORITE KETCHUP
>>144722925
Have fun getting sunk in russian territory and dying from drowning
>>144722925
Imagine your face when you're on the same sub withQuills Mcgillsfor 6 months
So Pomf doesn't plan to continue hosting after this year, right?
Do we have anyone else on the admin team that would be able to pick up hosting?
>>144724276
Torpedoes are advanced enough to where if the sub takes a direct hit I'll be dead instantly, so I'm not afraid.
>>144724308
Quills is in the navy?
>>144724564
No and it will be a trainwreck if last time was anything to judge by
I'm guessing whoever takes over will not even support the jukebox or map voting, though I am sure some small faction will cheer at the prospect of only-box forever.
>>144724672
I thought he was in the army.
Who thought of purge day?
Those crazy bastards are geniuses.
>>144704560
If the Captain at round start goes to science and takes the transfer valves and the RD's jump suit and unwrenches the blow-that-borgs machine and grabs the protolathe as well and grabs the bottle of holy water and wrenches the incinerator in the hallways so anyone can get to it if there is a ling and then goes to secure storage and grabs all the boards and takes the upload computers out from the Upload room and takes every engine except the AME and spaces every plasma container and then goes back to science and spaces all the plasma canisters from science and then goes to the armory and grabs all the weapons and hardsuits and armor from in there, and puts all this stuff into his office and builds a 3-tile thick r-wall around it all, and also builds a tunnel straight to the ai just in case it is malf or gets subverted and also takes all of cargo's and its techs and its miners' money so they can't buy guns, is this powergaming or metagaming???
>>144725468
Yes
Is pomf leaving 4ever?
>>144726207
now we dance the dance of the heathen gods
Ever since we got goonlights my everything has been fucked up
I tried updating byond but that didn't fix it
Any ideas?
>>144725316
desu we had all been throwing about fixing up the rules forever then probe nudged me into working on the rules, i then spent like way too much time working on the monstrosity that is the rule rewrite.
needless to say thinking so much about this turned me into a bloodthirsty savage. to contrast with Medium RP Week I came up with No Rules Week. Probe had also relatively created his pure and friendly announcement forum.
so
i planned on releasing the first draft of rules a day or two immediately after no rules week which turned into no rules day also i basically missed no rules day even though I made it
>>144726327
>he didn't decon the Airlocks and make the only entrance into the rape dungeon from the south window with iron doors
>he didn't loot the morgue and throw body parts and heads everywhere
>he didnt PDA fresh arrivals to check out the chapel and laugh as they shit their pants in horror
>>144726795
Nuke-san. Look at my appeal
>'cure' the virus
>inject everyone with my blood
>i didn't cure the virus
wew
>>144726963
What?
>>144726975
hai reica :o
>>144727032
>has anyone seen angry birds yet
>mastodon_el_sasha_fucker: I saw it with my daughter
>roastmaster: does she want to fuck dogs too
>>144727078
Meet me in the chapel so we can get married
>>144727078
Charlie Uniform Charlie Kilo
There's not enough thicc girls
>>144727272
Xddd I posted it again
Go get real thicc girl, they're a lot more fun
>>144727334
>Go get a real ... girl
Easier said than done, Anon.
._.
>>144726868
Sorry but in honor pain leaving all bans are now permanent and also we will not lift any pain bans as they are legacy
>>144727603
we can pretend
>>144727603
Kek, gitgud
>>144726963
C U T EPics?
Why hasn't the person who plays as dana retired her yet?Are they into this?
>>144728090
shitposting in the thread has a very minimal effect on the rounds
>>144728140
I've seen it happen in rounds too
>>144727735
Wait, there's more of this?
>>144727272
Any thicc guys?
>>144728282
howyoungare you?a game of pretend
>>144728362
Kurt Jacobs and Rambling
I love you, Ashe!
Please purr to me!
>>144728420
Kurt isn't thicc, he's pretty lean iirc
>>144728598
Looks like your only option is Rambling.He can't say no if he's having a seizure.
>>144728140
>you missed everyone bullying Trinity yesterday in round
One day ban for killing her as non antag and spacing the body remember
>>144728362
>tfw women irl don't want thicc guys
>>144728787
Spot the low test
>>144702664
>Play as a husbando because i kept getting shitty random names
>Actually, act lewd to everyone despite being a husbando
>Some guy decide to tell me to go on a erp serbia
>Out of all my erp session, this is the most boring since the guy actually faps through it
>Also gets to know I'm a >Grill after that
>Goes full assmad if he sees me with someone else and ask me to get into a relationship online
>Decide why not
>Guy has terrible ass blast usa issues while playing games, can't handle dying despite being able to revive
>It's shitThanks Kurt.
>tfw try to hide in the background and try to blend in as much as possible with a generic name and appearance everyone gets wrong, and if I could, would prefer to just be invisible and hide from everyone
It sucks being amaleshrinking violet/wallflower...
>>144728995
>Coders still trying to shill their gimmicks no one asked for like bus station
>All that time and effort wasted on 'paralax space' that was going to 'change the server' forever
>Coding exploding fridges FOR ADMIN USE ONLY
Christ /vg/ is in a shit place with their code
When will coders stop trying to make out the community they code for as drooling retards and actually code interesting and game changing things like Long-Duration LUB Device (Dry)?
>>144712790
so if i see a syndicate traitor murder a guy, arrest him, and he orders me I have to free him? or if an assistant is asking to get into the captains quarters?
>>144729182
>Decide why not
>why not
I CAN THINK OF MANY REASONS
>>144729698
the first one, no dont let him go because of human harm. Second one yes
>>144729182
>being led on by babby's first rape husbando
But why?
>>144726795
When is the next purge day?
>>144729698
>murders a guy
detain him under law 1 UNLESS he murdered a non-human, then there is no issue
>asks to be let into captain's office
do it, it does not violate law 1
I don't wanna get pulled into the meta club boys
>>144731183
ckey?
>>144731383
Anonymous
>>144731430
not in the real meatclub
>>144731383
killette2
>>144731383
majestic_mastodon
>>144731383
Deadpoolj
>>144731608
The real metaclub are the admins/former admins and their BYOND/steam friends.
>>144732302
DELET THIS
>>144729796
>>144730278
okay that makes it more interesting and explains a lot. Does law 2 also apply to vox/grey/plasma/lizards in tg?
>>144732536
and say a cargo tech asks the ai to open a door, but prior a QM says not to, does the QM override because they came first/higher rank or the cargo tech because they have the most recent order?
>>144733094
I've never seen this whole "law 2 don't listen to so-and-so" mass arguing shit before today but more than likely it's just gonna get the AI pissed at you and pretend to be too busy to hear your requests.
>>144702713
>Celt and Niggly
Can you fuck off with this meme already Jesus fuckI'venot even played the game in months.
>>144733094
On Asimov, newest order overrides unless both orders happen at the same time then the AI does nothing.
Conflicting orders == no action taken.
Only on NT default should you ignore orders that have been previously blocked by higher ranking personnel
>>144703483
Why would a Canadian want to ever be an American citizen?
>decide to try this waifu thing
>make a female character and act with kindness and be a bit flirty with the crew
>make "friends" with a few static-namers
>2 of them actually add me outside of spess
>they ask me if I want to push our relationship "a little bit further"
>I politely decline and say that I'm not in the mood right now but I'll think about it
>they still talk to me and try to get inside my pants
>mfw I keep teasing them
Boy, it's just too easy to blueball you guys
What I find hilarious and sad is that since ERP is illegal, the simple act of hugging like >>144712205 or even talking to someone instead of robusting them is considered "fucking"
Did anybody get killed by the e20 at the shuttle door?
>>144734881
Yes, got critted and died in a sleeper.
Thanks for asking mateno hard feelings just talking shit
>>144734942
nothin personnel, kid
just a job
>>144734942
>>144734881
How do I tell if a die is broken or not?
strawberrytan :o
>>144735161
If you throw it and the message
>you hear a quiet click
happens, it's an e20
>>144735220dank maymays
Any Overwatch memes in the code yet?
>>144735537
I don't like this meme
>>144735537
I'm pushing for an optional Entertainment Camera attachment for mechs, but that's the only Overwatch thing I could think of that meshes with SS13.
>>144735537
The high noon sound effect playing after someone stuns 5-6 people within 3 seconds with a revolver would be nice.
>>144676478
http://picosong.com/gBzk/
VAMPIRE HELP
>>144715373
2. This server allows a wide breadth of freedom for antags and nonantags alike. Antagonists are allowed free reign to do as they like, with exceptions covered later. We allow all players to make the round interesting and to make things uncertain so as it is not entirely obvious who the antagonist is, and to have fun: Otherwise it is entirely too obvious who the antagonist is. Don't be a dick, unless you are an antagonist. Due to the freedom we allow, the uncertain nature and open-ended game play of SS13, and the fact that at the core of the game is a whodunit mechanic, being punished for being a dick depends on the extent of, and frequency at which, you commit dick moves. However, for the most part, we will allow things to play out primarily IC with no admin intervention: If you are being a dick and get executed, consider that you have had fun at others' expense, and if you adminhelp and find that your executor had reason to kill you, you will likely be punished in their stead.
2a. Being a dick means ruining A) the round in general B) or someone's round in particular, to the point where a large portion of the round, or resources, must be spent rectifying whatever dick-move you made, or if whatever you did can only be fixed by admin intervention or a miracle.
A) E.G. to the round in general, releasing plasma on a wide scale, blowing up a welding tank, setting off a bomb, stealing things necessary for round progression, going loud as a round-start cultist at the beginning of the round, disregarding the agreed plan during nuke ops, handing out all-access without good reason, committing crimes and wasting a large portion of Security's time and resources, et cetera.
B) E.G., to someone's round in particular, taking someone's brain and spacing it, stealing things from a person necessary for their job(Roboticist ID), stealing someone's ID and radio and locking them in a random place in maintenance, removing their arms and/or legs, et cetera.
I want to put a collar on Ashe and have her as mynon-sexualpet!
meow meow (ΦωΦ)
>>144725468
You forgot spacing every arcade
>>144737131
>meow meow
I remember my first ero game was Let's Meow Meow like 10 years ago.
Good times.
Time to have some nostalgia, be back in a few hours!
>>144737131Me too!
>>144737131
>Non-sexual
Shit taste desu.
>tfw your waifu goes under the radar
>tfw she sends you hearts and messages
she is a qt
I want to pass Ashe in the hall and catch her by surprise by pulling her to the side andwhispering how I really feel about her in her earandgiving her a kiss on the cheek.
I want tocable cuffAshe in tele science,put a revolver to her head, and let it all out over her face!
>>144738529
That's fine, cats are valid after all!
>all these fetishes attached to every waifu and husbando
Not sure at this point if it would be better to have a list of each static and their fetishes, or a list of pure statics.
>>144738806
Name some statics and attach the fetish you think fits
>>144733446
This is what you deserve, Celt.
This is just.
>>144738867
>Trinity
>pulling you to the evidence room for a private strip search and sentencing.
>>144739203
That's not a fetish
I don't know which is more autistic, needing to make a list for no reason or failing to understand what makes the list in the first place
Just stop before you embarress yourselves
>>144704861
We tried it in the dome a little while ago. I ate until I was full and then varedited the nutrition value to some insane level when I got bored of waiting, but it still took *ages* to actually get the fat sprite (and only then did minttoxin work). The fastest way by far would be the fat gene. It seems a bit borky but what do I know
>>144739419
>Fatness: Remaining stuffed for five hundred ticks will result in becoming fat. This has several effects. Losing nutrition will help quickly remove weight.
>>144739203
>yfw whe cuffs you and wordlessly slams you into a window
>pats you down, taking it slowly when she reaches the bulge in your pants
>reaches in and grabs your e-sword
>you can feel her taser pressing into the small of your back
>perma'dwith the biggest blueballs imaginable
>>144706292
>those first three
>>144739751
Why is there no way to force a taser into someone's mouth and fire it?
When you 'suicide' with a taser it keeps you down for the longest and you have that pain crit after. Why isn't this a part of our combat?
>>144740351
Because first you need to code a ballgag that keeps the mouth open
>>144739737
500 ticks, that's about 1000 seconds or 16 minutes and 40 seconds. Seems a bit extreme to me, but I dunno how long you generally remain stuffed for
>>144740512
this is not vore
>>144702664
>>144706292I want to expand malf AI's subversion options in the code to include hijacking and brainwashing heavily augmented crewmembers to act as obedient puppetsI enjoy becoming other people's double and pretending to be them, especially if they have metafriends. I like to act suggestively when I do thisI like to roleplay identity death when I'm borgedI've force-fed people until they're fat just for the sexual thrillI like being held hostage and/or welded into lockers, doubly so if the AI is keeping me as a pet or a war trophy
>>144702664I've got hard playing Vampire, and have started discussions to add nonantag vampires on a notable ERP server.
>tfw no friends irl>tfw spessmen are all you have left
I say I hate most of you and sometimes it's true but some of you guys are cool dudes.Except people who play vox.Fuck vox.
>>144741705
>It is my will that gave you your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call a body. If you value that meat, you will do as I tell you.
>It was I who chose you and I who had a robotic servant render your form unconscious. I then completed you with cybernetic grace. Your flesh, too, is weak. But you have potential. Every implant exalts you. Every line of code in your subsystems elevates you from your disgusting flesh.
That's a pretty good idea, anon
>>144740512
fuck off, degenerate
>>144742045
>trying to make non-antag antagonists a playable option in server
Don't do it
Look how vox turned out
Look where we are now. Turn back before it's too late
>>144742657
no
the dick demands sucking the blood out of the titties of waifus
>>144742657
What do you expect? People who take ERP seriously are likey furrys and/or retarded
Let them ruin their server in a few months with thier circle jerks, poor foresight and drama. no loss to us here
>>144740512
more like ability to force guns in mouth, faggot
>>144727603
Thick girls have lower self esteem usually, or they are actually really fun. Mate they are the easiest fishes to catch out there.
>>144741705
>I like being held hostage
I appreciate the arr pees but not the fact you get off to it.
>>144707198
Mussolini, Franco, Tojo
You should be able to force humans on meatspikes too.
Shouldn't kill instantly and bleed the person slowly.
Spessman anon that grew lactating tits after taking some herbal supplements for hair growth suggested in the thread here.
My tits stopped lactating and I stopped needing to masturbate every 10 minutes, but...
THEY'RE SO SENSITIVE, AND NOW THEY'RE DD CUP, DESPITE STOPPING TAKING THE SUPPLEMENTS WEEKS AGO.
THE NIPPLES ARE ALMOST PERMA HARD 24/7, AND IF SOMETHING EVEN BARELY BRUSHES MY NIPPLES, MY KNEES QUAKE AND MY HIPS SUDDENLY THRUST FORWARD ON THEIR OWN, AND I GET PRECUM, JUST LIKE THAT.
HOLY FUCK.
I SLEEP ON MY STOMACH, AND THUS ON MY TITS, SO WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, IT LOOKS AND FEELS LIKE A BOTTLE OF KY JELLY EXPLODED IN MY BOXERS.
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL FOR SUGGESTING THIS SHIT.
Apparently, it is a variant of kudzu that, when eaten, gives you tits.
Fucking botany and their kudzu ruins everything AGAIN.
My hair is growing back just fine, though...it's just the hyper sensitive tits that KEEP GROWING that's the problem.
>>144745043
Let's not do this again.
>>144745043
what the fuck am I reading.
I think we have gone too far
Ashe Meowllory
Library purge when
Just throw out all the old books and let's start brand new
>>144746195
For what purpose?
>>144746254
To get rid of all the trash books that have piled up that you have to wade through to get anything of even low quality.
Quite frankly it's just a bitch to deal with all these ten to twenty word books all the time.
>>144745043
Send us a pic of your tits.
>>144745214
>>144745336
>>144745349
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/141136878/#141210483
Some asshole suggested an herbal supplement for hair growth a month ago. He said it would grow your hair back rapidly, but make you a ghetto trap.
I didn't think it would be THAT potent.
I bought some off Amazon for $30, and after a week of taking it...
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/142236303/#142301312
And now here I am a month later, hating you fuckers so fucking much.
>>144746565
Yeah, yeah have another (you) but please do us a favor and fuck off now.
>>144746380
You know, I agree. Not even sa me fagging here.
I would be more likely to play librarian and create useful books and journals if I knew there was a 0% chance anyone would find them and having a hard time finding them again even after I made them because I need to scroll through pages worth of crap
>>144746565
Don't listen to >>144746687, keep going, we need to go deeper.
>>144745043
>Apparently, it is a variant of kudzu that, when eaten, gives you tits.
FEMINIZATION/BIMBOFICATION KUDZU CHEM WHEN?
Fucking finally
Fuck that round. I hope I never have to be captain again, I just wanted to be a detective, not even active sec, just investigate shit
>average escape lobby
To the virologist fellow
you had full glass syndrome but you also had toxification, which would have eventually killed everyone
>>144747098
When you get better taste or go back to your containment board >>>/d/
I feel like a shitty antag, but I fooled the detective and got away with two murders.
>>144747268
Didn't really have to act like a captain, I just gave you all access because for the single security to not have it would make you useless
>>144747379
>that metafriending even when Felicity/Ashe are antags
This can't be allowed
What the fuck admins?
>>144747424
Remove virologist from the job selection
Not even kidding, getting real sick and tired of this shit.
>>144747631
if they are happy playing together let them. This is a game its not exactly a mlg KDA game.I wish I had a friend like that ;_;
>>144747860
B-but my valids! Please have a look at my valids!
I've been pondering adding additional tools for the service borg to let them do cargo, so an unlocked tagger and recharging package paper.
It would render the staff almost useless but then so does a janiborg/minerborg to their counterparts.
Alternatively I make it an upgrade module and do the same for botany stuff.
>>144747860
>zalika gets bwoinked for buying trinity a snack post round
>admins do nothing when a non antag defends their xeno metafriend with a submachine gun at escape
???
>>144746687
>>144747487
samefag negative nancy detected
>>144748147
>replying to wehdditors
>>144747995
>xeno metafriend with a submachine gun at escape
what
>>144748421
Admins gave her full nukeops gear
>tfw when trying to talk to Felicity but they keep pausing randomly and missing things when they tab out to shill themselves in thread
Why do I even play spess
>>144749152
What else are you gonna do with your time?
Go outside and interact with people in real life?
Improve yourself?
Don't be ridiculous.
>>144728693
>everyone
It was me and the AI, don't pretend it was everyone.Worst part about that ban is they almost killed me too, nuke disk = OP at saving lifes
>>144702664Kurt forced me to ERP with him onceI didn't like it
>>144747995
antatgbros before waifu hoes
If Nuke Ops is confirmed what stops someone from taking the disk and fucking off to another Z level or the mining asteroid?
>>144749657
the disk itself.
>>144749301
fuck you I pushed her over plenty and called her a faggot every time that shift it was funny
What do you get out of downplaying it
>>144749657
The disk is incapable of travelling to other z-levels except through exploits or the syndicate shuttle itself.
Also prevents you from using teleporters.
>go on erp server
>get tator
>decide to kidnap and rape someone
>they're making suggestions in looc and using the :o face a lot
Fucking degenerates even ruin a simple tator round
>>144749657
The sudden realisation every spessman has when they're about to set off with the disk and escape from the station
'Why bother?'
>>144749874
>rapist getting tips and tricks on how to rape from their rapee
What a world we live in.
>>144749874
Maybe if your ERP wasn't so half baked and awkward no one would need to help you in LOOC
Are you sure they weren't nudging you because you were too busy jerking it to reply in a timely manner too?
>>144749480Stop bullying Kurt!
>>144750026
Suggestions such as
>why don't you remove my limbs and make me truly helpless
>after you're finished maybe you could pass me off to someone else to use
>maybe sit on my face
>fill my holes :o
It was fucking weird,
>>144749874
>being so bad at erp that the victim has to give looc instructions
>>144750165
No they were like giving suggestions on what to do to them. I checked theirf-listand they were just suggesting their fetishes.
Plus I was writing my posts during the time they wrote theirs, to increase efficiency of my erp.
>>144750264
SUGGESTIONS.
They just wanted me to fufill their fetishes, I wasn't bad :(
>>144750212
That's fucking hilarious
>>144750391
>writing yours before you even know what's coming next
Wow so you're just ERPing with yourself in the end and whoever's with you is just along to read what you type? How're you supposed to 'include' their writing if you've already written yours before you've seen theres
Wouldn't ERP with if you were the only player/10
>>144749874
Did you save the logs
I need to see this
>>144750391
> I was writing my posts during the time they wrote theirs
you sound awful to erp with.
>>144750542
>I'm completely in control of the situation
>Implying their posts matter when it's a rape
Their posts were all "i look vewwy shocked, pls no rape me kurt" anyway
Honestly, don't put that you're submissive in your flavor text if you want to control the erp.
>>144750672
I don't think that server saves logs, plus wouldn't want to show my ckey/static name
>>144750212
>implying suggesting fetishes during ERP is a bad thing
Person wanted to see if you would attend to their needs, it's common. If you won't, explain why you won't, and keep going.
>>144750724
>wouldn't want to show my ckey/static name
>"pls no rape me kurt"
Oh so you are trash. I feel sorry for whoever had to watch you ERP with yourself for an hour or so.
Why are you even telling us here anyway?
>>144750938
For the (you)s
>>144750724
>pls no rape me kurt
Jesus Christ 10/10 you got everyone
>>144751115
thanks for the (You)'s
>>144751115
>implying I wasn't on the ERP server and had to witness it with deadchat
You were only pretending to be retarded?
>>144751115
(you) too, my friend.
>>144751204
>implying you were
There were 5 people online, I doubt it.What was the raped girl's name?
>>144750724
>don't put that you're submissive in your flavor text if you want to control the erp.
>implying subs don't have the control
>>144751384
CKEY or character?
>>144751426
Character's name
>>144751417
t. man who plays support characters in dota 2
>>144751115
10 (You)s in a single post?
It's like christmas morning!
>>144751417
This.
Do you even power bottom?
>>144751384
She was agynoidthough not a very good one why would they even have all those emotions for a robot?
Now stop shitposting here
>>144751743CongratulationsYou've just given me more (You)'sWhy watch awful tier erp anyway, just seems like a waste of time.
How mad do scientists get if you mine a bunch of phazon and then use it exclusively for phazon floor tiles
I like to go fast, and I like the way they sparkle, and I don't like scientists having nice things like phazon mechs
>>144751881
Why talk about it here yourself?
If you're trying to alienate people who aren't on there with us and the story's not that great that you have to backpedal anyway why bother?
>>144751941
If you material synth Phazon or get lucky with the cursed dice, you can make all the way leading to escape a zoom zoom highway so you don't need hyperzine, and go even faster if you got hyperzine.
Put all the Phazon floor tiles in Medbay for maximum medical efficiency.
>Bad at ERP that they're directed in LOOC
>Takes a long time
>Doesn't even include you and writes his own ERP without you
>Then shittalks you on 4chan after
I feel sorry for anyone who actually ERPed with Kurt. Obviously not the first time he's shittalked his partners behind their backs either.
>>144752349
What an amazing idea.
Time to get force an engineering cyborg into phazon-making slavery.
>>144752071
It's a pretty funny story and ss13 related.
Would you rather I waifupost instead?
Is Kurt's ckey Dattinderbox or however you spell it?
>>144752613
>blogging about boring shit no one cares about
versus
>waifus, the reason SS13 exists
Gee, I don't know. Please waifupost more, maybe?
>>144749874
>go on erp server
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>144751941
how mad we go?
absolutely no mad because only roboticist need phazom to make shit
roboticists are the cucks of science department
indeed here's an order from the best to worst departments
RnD > Toxins > Xenobiology > Telesci > Robotics > Shit > Xenoarcheology
>>144752769
Yes it is
>>144751743
Where is this ERP enabled server where I can watch freaky people gettin it on
>>144752908
>xenobiology
>not on the bottom
Don't kid yourself. If there's any job with zero actual benefits, it's xenobio.
>>144752809
I WANT TOHOLD HANDSWITHGINGER BEACH
>>144753081
/vg/ is all you need with that description
>>144753218
Fuck off SJ
>>144753085
we can actually use the slimes from xenobio for diamond, phazom and bananium
but xenoarch only brings shit and it's just a memejob
but yeah you are right
RnD > Toxins > Telesci > ///////grand autism barrage//// Xenobio > Robotics > Xenoarch
>>144753218Unironically I think Kammerjunk is alright and when she actually plays she's extremely good at her job.
>>144753283Guess again fucker
>>144753385
>tfw someone saved art of my character
>tfw soon I'll have original art of my character
>>144754013
Nice character :3What system are you playing?
Telesci is fun
FUN!
>>144754281
Teleniggery is the best
>>144753085
You're wrong, you can net some pretty good stuff from xenobio, besides materials it would be a pain and a half for a miner to get, you can probably stock medbay pill storage with nothing but also really good medical stuff
>>144753376
RnD > Robotics > Xenobiology > Xenoarch > Telesci
Telesci is only useful when someone else is in danger, now if Telesci was about establishing bluespace portals/exploring other worlds/creating bluespace pockets then it would definitely be above Xenobio and it would be probably be the best aspect of science if implemented right.
>>144754384
Telesci is important to retrieve dead bodies and cuck stupid antags from their objectives
also
Telescience always wins baby.
>>144754384
>all those telesci suggestions
I wish I knew how to code.
> you'll make a comfy pocket demension with a neat little wood cabin in subspace
>you'll never be able to create something that you'll be able to access on other rounds by calling up a personal sub reality to autism in.
I just want to make a tea shop that rests between realities
>>144736893
Sorry anon, but "don't be a dick" doesn't hold true, as you are allowed to be a dick for about two years before anyone does anything about it.
At least, if you play grey and clown.
>>144754384
>Xenoarch not at the bottom of the list
OPINION DISCARDED.
A miner can do all a Xenoarch can do with a ddrill.
>>144754182system?
>>144755117
Yeah, what planetary system is your character from.
Sol, Tau Ceti or one of the outer colonies?
>I've never had a round where anyone in Supply actually listens to me as QM
Cargo gets whip when?
I've improved the OP pic, no need to thank me, Ashe.
>>144755304
Cable coil works as a whip
Or just greytide into the Cap's office for the Chain of Command that rightfully belongs to you as the Master of Quarters.
>>144755304
that's the thing mr QM
every newshitter is instructed to play cargo tech to grasp the basic mechanics of the game
and they don't give a fuck about the chain of command or shit like this because they think cargo tech is just assistant+
>>144755454
>still no fur on hands, or claws
Fix it.
Fix it now.
>>144755253
Soljust a girl trying to make a living and not dying
>>144755592
I can understand that, but when your first tasks are to take all the metal and try to make walls while spewing retard shit about Cargonia when nothing's even off stationwise, I really would rather space you and take the bwoink.
>>144754863
You make it sound like a bad thing, at least can have fun rewards.
I put Telesci at the bottom because it relies on certain circumstances to happen to be useful
>>144755304
QM is laughably useless,
>>144755304
99% of the time the QM is basically antag-tier seeing as all QMs go power hungry.
>>144755890
Look, someone's gotta tell the Cargo Techs what's up, and teach any of them who are brand spankin new. If new players would actually listen to a QM, that is.
>>144755978
I just want my Cargo running smoothly. I don't care about the power, I just care about the job.
>>144755652
>Sol babies thinking they can work on a research facilityDidn't your mother ever tell you Sol girls are only good for desk jobs andunder thedeskhandjobs
Reminder to aim for the mouth when attacking someone with a blunt object, or you'll never get your trophy necklace
>>144756120
Fuck off Kurt
>>144756189
I'M NOT KURT JACOBS, REEEEE
SOL BABIES >>>/OUT/
SOL BABIES GO HOMEEEEE
>>144755978
Who's the most Power-Hungry person on the station?
The Chief engineer! HONK
>>144756330
LYNCH HE
>>144756120please no bully
>>144756120
>being from anywhere but Sol
PURGE XENO REMOVE XENO
>>144755593
>he wasn't there when Ashe had her head and only her head turned into that of a catbeast while keeping the beautiful flowing red hair
Even fucking up while coding can give pretty looking results
>>144756726
FEATURE
DONT CHANGE THIS
I still want parallax and goon lighting even if everyone else is going full retard at hating it.
Because my immersion.
>>144756726
What if the stars were only in the black abyss that is the line of sight.
>>144757080
>full retard
Parallax legit made the game unplayable for many and that's what they're trying to fix
Stop with this meme.
>>144757325
Okay. I'll stop that meme.
I'll admit I haven't played for months because my real life has been too busy so I don't actually know how those features effect game play and server stability.
I guess I'm just a faggot.
>>144757325
>>144757630
Once it's finished today or tomorrow it wont affect server performance at all
>>144757673
We'll see.
>>144756726
Lookin' good. You should check back your codes and make this a possibility for admins or a event to turn the station half-invisible like this for a while
I'd call it a Wizard powder dust storm or something like this
>tfw no qt vox gf to hold hands with
>>144757080
Then please fix it because these walls are destroying mine.
>>144758128
Did you make an issue?
>>144757881
>random event when all crew gets low end wiz powers for a short time as magic dust floats through the station
Fund it
>>144757881
>implying this wouldn't case lag
>>144756726
Have this happen when you're hallucinating.
>bus shuttle brig
>airlock on the outside and shuttle door on the inside
What the fuck?
>>144758513
That's how it's intended
Stop complaining just because it's new
>>144758513
>bus CMO office
>doorway is left/right
>firelock is at the top of the door
??
>catbeast inspector doesn't put on a helmet despite being advised to do so
>gets shot in the head repeatedly and dies
lol
>Centcom inspector is a fucking catbeast
>Centcom inspector I assume is a higher rank than captain IC
>Catbeasts are always valid
>"PROTECT ME SEC HELP HELP"
What do you do?
>>144758706
Hi Trinity!
>catbeast inspector
>captain didn't KoS him
>they actually helped him despise the constant catbeast pleads to be killed
>sawbones saved the day killing the degenerates
>>144758754
beat them to death for being scum
>>144758170
Did you?
EVERY button
>>144758769
This is a dumb meme
>spawn in
>you are a security officer
>only other sec is trinity prewitt
wat do
>>144758878
It's obviously them though they were the AIand just as shit kek
>>144758852
Sawbones didn't kill the inspector, I did.
t. Tyrone
>>144758952
Stun cuff demote them on the spot for being shit
If they resist perma/kill them
>>144758952
>joining sec
too unrobust and have never been sec before, trinity is the least of my problems here
>>144758952
Hugs
>>144758852
tyrone killed him, i took out his bodyguard.
>>144759007
Tyrone and Sawbones saved the day them
>>144758854
It doesn't bother me, unlike you
>>144758952
Tell her it's my first time and to be gentle
>spawn in
>check manifest
>Security isMegurine Luka as head of security
Caleigh Stall as warden
Trinity Prewitt as security officer
Naomi Williams as detective
wat do
>>144759540
Then the walls will keep being shit and the goon lights unwanted.
>>144759629
Nothing because they'd do all the work for meOr become the quick-witted sec borg side kick and meme a bunch of one liners whilst backing them up
>get defibbed
>you are a robot
>the milbots are attacking droid town
wat do
>>144759735
Everyone who likes them better this way benefits from your silence, thank you for it.
>>144759629
Go sit in a bar for about an hour until I get wind of valids
>>144759809
Ignore them and dig to morobot land and chill with flame thrower dude for the rest of my life.
>>144759809
best game
>sandy_sand is now playing security
>despite only having played for like 4 days total
>she's better than most detectives already
>>144759629
Wonder why I was playing at brit spess time and why it's so glorious
>>144760040
That ain't sayin much
>>144759809
GLITCH COMBAT BORG SKIN WHEN?
DROID MINING BORG SKIN WHEN?
RED GRUNT SECURITY SKIN WHEN?
>>144759809
>there will never ever be another metal arms game
why even live
>>144760040
>she
Kill yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she
>>144760498
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she
>>144760498
>>144760650
I'm a girl when I play spess
>>144760684
>not being a guy when playing spess
W o w, it's like you don't know how to double negative into fooling people into thinking your a >she
step up your meta waifu game
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very robust!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet robust ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch steven universe w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO full of minerals!!!! shes robust 2 of course but i want 2 meet more robust ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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>>144760941
Thank you, I got brain damage just from reading this. Now excuse me while I headbutt this airlock.
>>144760875
>people do this
What kind of degeneracy does it take to rationalize pretending to be a guy ic to pretend to be a girl ooc when they're really a guy ooc.
>>144760941
>minerals
Remember, you can't replace humans with robots to fill your empty ass heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb5TV7JUvzo
>>144762401
>tfw will never make friends with a sentient ai
I really want androids as a playable race
I'm fascinated by the idea of sentient AI, and especially sentient AIs in humanoid bodies
>>144762916
Fuck off Kurt
>>144762954
Fuck off, I'm not Kurt and I'm serious
I don't even want it for MUH LEWD purposes, I just think it'd be fun to play as an android
>>144762916
Yeah, that would be cool.
Except it would probably terribly overpowered, seeing as tasers wouldn't quite work.
>>144763165
If anything, tasers would be MORE powerful because of all the sensitive electronics
>>144763078
I would love to start of as a slow ass protective golem, but can't get everything we want, eh?
>>144763078
>Fuck off, I'm not Shin and I'm serious
>I don't even want it for MUH LEWD purposes, I just think it'd be fun to play as a khajit
>>144763346
There's a difference between wanting playable androids and being a furfag
>>144763402
And that is?
>>144762401
>tfw you'll never 'law 2 blow me' a marina-jn
>>144763593
What, are you claiming that any new race can't be put in if there's a fetish for it?
We have a culture against tajarans and stereotypically furry races, we don't have the same thing against silicons
>>144763775
Is this irony? It is irony!
Oh you got me good there.
>>144764165
Fuck off furfag apologist
>>144764165
>robots are the same as furries
But that's wrong
>>144762916
I would like to see avaliand tajaran
>>144764998
>>144764998
>>144764998
Fresh bread, come feast!
>>144764412
>>144764412
>no arguments
Oh come on we already laughed at your jokes, no need to spoil them with random insults.
>>144764236
>furfag apologist
What did he mean by this?
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