"Ashe Mallory" Edition.
>"waaah i hate goon lights"
>Ashe Mallory is abducted and turned into a qt
>nuklear wants to see where powergaming turns into metagaming
>mikecari whines and feels threatened because they used his captain as an example
>"FUKKEN YAHIR"
>SUPERMADCRAB kills the server
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
>its a waifu / husbando thread
Cancer.
>>144676368
I don't see you coding waifus out.
I have found the company that one day grew into nanotrasen.
Prove me wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl9CZ9tOI
>mikecari is being a shitter as usual
Is he the next MrC0urier?
TELL ME ANONS.
WHAT SONGS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ON THE JUKEBOX?
Give me the name of all the waifus
>last round
>try to help a security officer at brig
>portable flashers in the way
>get stunned multiple times
>waifus aren't valid yet
>>144676478
Yes-Roundabout
>>144676478
Jamn
https://soundcloud.com/george-and-jonathan/jamn
>>144676478
If its not there already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY725AQDLZg
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QN9UpJEmBc
>>144676263
She is mine<3
>>144676795
>george and jonathan
I actually saw them in concert years ago, they were really good. Felt bad for them though, they were the opening act for two other bands so basically no one was there that early and also no one was drunk enough to be getting down on the dance floor
>>144676478
Work Drugs - Rad Racer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsgBy3MOtEw
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCLgF2dLhfM
not jukebox but this should play while people are trying to get to the shuttle
>>144676482
Ashe Malloryis the best.
WE UP
>>144676984
hi felicity
it's back
>>144676478
Freezepop - Less talk more rock
The booru has been bloated with badly drawn furry pictures. We need to roll back.
Okay new idea
Instead of making tajaran catgirls we just add animal ear hairstyles
>>144677862
Why would you ever want this unless you're a furfag
>>144677246
Hi whoever you are.
>>144678003
hi kingston
How do you roll?
TRINITY!!
>>144678153
You and Ashe. Next Purge.
>>144678414
20s baby
>>144678428
We can tell you're the real deal, only people with severe brain damage can like that unrobust slut
>>144676482
>>144676984
>>144677218
>>144677862
>>144676478
>It's the year 2125
>We're all on a mining colony
>The Bar isn't cybergoth scene
>We're not traffic signalling to the beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHOk9VAmMo8
This thread now belongs to the true space patriots, the robust, the ones who don't shitpost for attention and get their fucking jobs done in the name of glorious Nanotrasen.
I will grind the enemies of my corp beneath my boot, let their finest come to meet their end beneath my boot.
>>144679217
Why isn't this image edited to have sec robusting the clown?
>>144679217
Do you guys think Nanostrasen is an extension of the British Empire and therefore part of the Anglosphere?
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7khL9Ms4ow
>>144679631
Of course NT is staffed with only Anglo blood at upper levels
>>144679631
>British """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Empire""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>144676478
I want this to be a song admins play when zombies are around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYkQVFi0-sY&
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>>144679659
This is literally making my ears hurt, what the fuck?
>>144680040
Pussy
>>144676263
>No Weatherwoman position
>You won't operate the stations space weather monitoring controls to warn every one of rad storms, and meteor showers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCDNFJbPopM
Why even play?
I WANT TO MARRY BLUEBERRY
DEAD: Marty McFryman complains, "security is shit. I got arrested for trying to get anti-tox. I ghosted rather than deal with being locked away and forgotten about."
DEAD: Sandy Sand complains, "damn i actually liked security"
>mfw I set Security to high and watched as Sandy left the mime buckled cuffed without a timer because her PDA exploded and she needed minor surgery.
>>144680253
DELETE THIS
ADMINS ADMINS ADMINS
>>144680040
Thats why it needs to be on the emagged juke
Kazuhira Miller whispers, "We're diamond dogs now, Boss."
>>144680253
no bully, it was my first time
at least it wasn't as horrible as the first time i did virology
>>144680696
>spend a week learning the game
>finally learned the basics of medbay and how to make someone not die
>remake account
now, how do I learn to make people not not die? fucking niggers seem to pull me once and i slip and die after they tank 6 oxygen tank blows to the skull
>>144680696
a shining light to our brothers in arms, even in death
ATTENTION PERSON WHO I TOLD ABOUT THE WATER TANK
I TOLD YOU IT WAS OUT IN SPACE BUT I'M SORRY ANYWAYS, I TRIED TO SAVE YOU BUT COULDN'T FIND YOUR BODY
>>144681104
>Remake account
Lmao, the admins know all the ckeys you use m8
>>144681254
Yes, but the players don't
>>144681291
What is your concern exactly? You can just random name you know. Are you that stupid faggot that has his Ckey and Character name the same thing?
>>144681104
you really shouldn't play medbay until you have been around for a few monthsstart with genetics. you're main responsibility is cloning, aka the easiest part of medbay
>>144681387
I'm not that guy. I was just pointing out that using a different ckey does accomplish something.
>Datius Boius couldn't even kill his monkey'd target
>>144681458
No it doesn't. It does fucking nothing. Just random name you idiot.
>>144681254
considering i've used a computer for more than a year and i know how to trick hardware hashing, no they don't LMAO
>>144681410
>aka the easiest part of medbay
And then it runs out of biomass.
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k
>>144681598
>running out of biomass
This is literally the easiest thing in the world to fix and I'm constantly baffled at how many people are unable to fix it
>>144681530
hope you enjoy playing through a vpn
>>144681494
Not everyone follows their objectives
>>144682031
But he went out to his target
>>144681530
um ive used a computer for like ten years and i can hack you no matter what hashing you use kid and so can the admins
t. 127.0.0.1
>>144681494
Monkeys are immune to radiation
That treenigger had no hyperzine and just a radgun.
>>144680802
>first time
YOU
DO
NOT
GO
SEC
IF
YOU
DO
NOT
KNOW
SPACELAW
YOU
COLOSSAL
FAGGOT
IT'S IN BOOKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE FOR A REASON
READ THEM YOU NIGGER
>>144682262
>Not just having the wiki open and checking the time for the crime
Nerd
>>144680696
Ashe is cuter with a catbeast head!
>>144681529
I don't think you understand
I'm not the person who changed ckeys
I was just saying that ban evasion is not the only reason one would want to
MEGAMADCRAB strikes again!
>>144676263
CELTXNIGGLY SITTING IN A TREE
K I S S I N G
>>144683259
Niggly turned down celt though
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Combat
>People whilst being strangled are fairly defenceless, so without outside intervention there's not much they can do.
Is this true? is strangling truly robust?
>>144683802
It's possible to resist out, but it's difficult
But actually getting a stranglehold on somebody without them already being stunned or otherwise disabled is not an easy task
>>144683683
Nah that's just a meme they are only friends
I want to hugCynthia
>>144684046
what else would they be after Niggly turned him down?
>>144683802
Strangling, once you have a hold, is pretty much impossible to escape from, however the person has to be stunned for a good while for you to get the hold on them, so it's far easier, faster, and safer, to just slam them into the window to kill
>>144684376
>Risking getting blood all over the scene and on yourself because you're too impatient for a clean kill
Oh wait we don't have any good detectives nevermind carry on
>>144683259
>Niggly dating a slut like Celt
I WANNA FUCK DANA'S PLUMP WET PUSSY
SQUISHY
JIGGLY
CUDDLY
FLUFFY
CUTE CUTE CUUUUUTE! /)0u0(\
>>144684489
No one ever pays attention to blood or anything.
Ever.
You can literally walk out of a murder scene covered in blood and no one will bat an eye.
Be dressed in yellow gloves, gas mask, black boots and no ID? Oh boy that's a harmbatonin'!
>>144684536
>>144676478
https://youtu.be/gPN-ec4FLWA
its very spess, slightly russian, and pretty catchy.
>>144685050
You get hit with a small oxy tank twice and you're fucking drenched in blood
It's kind of hard to care after a while
How do you change/set the ID requirements for an airlock?
>>144668534delevered
http://m.imgur.com/Z0Qi7gq,Ke8eKrY,zhGocer,KhbNzKA,LXWOv4R,hO7JO2s,Wy5wNj9,9bApmeg,RaEgLj5,PYWvSMq,3ZuBgjM,JQvecKu,TFKvrkH,xObanjx
Warning: maximum degeneracyalso, when did we start caring about lore and names? What's wrong with calling mars people Martians? Why must they have to have some snow flaky name before they get merged?
>>144685405
>he came through
and soon I shall
>>144685405
Reminder we could have killed all of you fleshies but didn't
>>144685804
I trust you borgs.
>shaft miner encounters a goliath and basilisk combo
>right before they get dropped by the tentacles, they pick away a nearby gibtonite deposit and set it to tick away
>explosion
>miner dies
>goliath survives
>get converted
>get thermite from fellow chemist bro
>raid armoury
>skirt around station in my bag
>see bones in SME room
wait what
>it's the guy who flashed me and was promoted to CE
>also in the pile is his PDA
>a One human module
>a Purge module
...
>>144685405
Thanks.
>>144685405
That question has been raised a number of times in the github issue. Alas, everyone arguing against it seems to be a collaborator.
does anyone remember these
http://ss13.moe/index.php/book?id=1894
http://ss13.moe/index.php/book?id=1901
http://ss13.moe/index.php/book?id=1916
http://ss13.moe/index.php/book?id=1917
>>144686275
I didn't know we could look up archive books like that
>>144686275
waifuism was a mistake
>Choose spider borg look
>Someone asks if I'm a combat borg
>>144676478
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EHqX_X2N8fI
For that moment when you realize the tinfoil hat doesnt protect you from remote view.
>>144685405
>Dana vs xenos
You know which one
>>144686531
it protects you from mindswap
Honestly Albert you had a fair shot at earning my help if you just purged me, get a lot of friends that way.
>>144685405
>>144686356
Yup
Its good shit
>>144676478
Does the jukebox work for other people? I can never hear it
>>144683259
>Dating an Irishman
>>144689714
do you have vlc player installed?
>CMO tries to clone my linged corpse ONE (1) time then gives up and morgues me when it doesn't work
>about 5 different people walk through the morgue while I'm flashing lights on the morgue tray and do nothing
>>144692702
Yeah the CMO was an obviously new player.
>virus that incapacitates but doesn't kill
>clown stuffs four vegetables into a locker and drags them onto the escape shuttle
I survived but my existence is suffering.
>think "he's probably giving me this 50u pill for shits and giggles"
>get linged
>>144692975
it was supposed to end with gibbingtons but i fucked it up
>>144693008
DELET THIS
Who is best security and why is itNick WellerKazuhira Miller second
honk honk (o:
>>144693195
*harmbaton
>>144693124
NICK WELLER IS MY HUSUBANDO
I WANT TO SUCC HIS SHARDagain
>>144693316
WALK HOME CLOWN
>>144693428
STOP
>>144693008
>extends proboscis
>chorals behind you
>>144693316
[muffled rubber squeaking sounds]
>>144676478
I'd like to see this in juke or lobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO9steeXp28
heh, this will get the captain *Super glues gold ID*
>>144693954
I like buying two bottles of superglue and using one on the other.
>>144694026
YOU MADMAN
>you will never get to cuddle dana in bed after you pounded her plump pussy
;~:
>>144686567
>you will soon be able to grope and squish dana's chubbiness with a swarm of tentacles
WHY DO STANDARD BORGS HAVE THE COOLEST SPRITES?
>>144694523
Because you haven't sprited anything cool for the specialist cyborgs.
>tfw no cyborg waifu
>>144694668
>tfw no waifu
give me waifus to stalk
>>144694753
dana
dana is the only good, cute waifu among the current crop
she's squishy
fluffy
plump
and delicious
she is the best waifuStay away from mai waifu you fucker.
>>144694668
Whats your stance onFATROBOTATS
?
>>144693923
wha...why are they holding those hand weights? why does this give me such a boner? stupid sexy 80s hair....
>>144694991
I love them more than life itself
metroids when?
make them be able to power a metroid engine on xenobiology
and their DNA can be extracted to create special mutations like vaccum proofing and space walking
>>144694753
Yeah okay.
Give me a personality and look and my neckbearded fat fucking ass will pilot your personalized waifu
>>144695104
How about oppai-bot then?
>>144695125
Metroids were the first things for xenobio before slimes famalam
>>144695125
WHENwhen you code itYOU CODEIT
>>144695125
We had metroids
Apparently someone got a C&D or something, though
>>144695368
I think TEEGEE brought them back once under the fursona of one of their admin
Memes and lewd aside, I hope for some kind of feature or something special to happen when a martian devotes all six of its limbs to full grab someone.
Like, maybe they could bind them fully to the point where the guy can only resist out of the grab, like really weak cable cuffs, only like a couple of seconds, but in exchange the martian can't move or do anything during the constriction.
>>144695227
Are they cute?
>>144693923
jesus christ
That song, more than anything else, makes me want to pilot a starship into hypserspace
Goddamnit why does the 80s taunt me with space
>>144695049
>somehow infected with new virus
>monkeys won't produce antibodies even after radium injection
>>144696998
Random chance.
>get kidnapped by like four borgs
>about to be put in the borging machine
>every single borg electrocutes themselves and explode accidentally trying to put me on the conveyor belt
I've never laughed so hard
>>144696998
Was RNG not on your side with the radium?
>try to be good chemist
>killed by secborg
>>144696998
You're supposed to keep injecting until they do, retard.
>>144697059
>Borging machine
What?
>>144696998
>sandyinthelab.png
>>144697179
Autoborger, malf AIs can choose between that and shunting.
>>144697059
They didn't electrocute themselves, they were blown, dummy.
I think I might be addicted to crab
>>144696998
>get antibodies
>they cure the disease then promptly let you get infected again
>>144697365
Autism crab is fun if you can handle the alone aspect of it.
>>144697391
Antibodies are permanent, and will always cure any disease with similar antibodies.
>Intigracy forced extended AGAIN
When is he getting deadminned?
>dana is already so thicc
>tfw drugging herto make her blow up till she fills the entire room
>>144699142
>Chloral and force feeding Dana
>shitmins will play their shitty music but won't respond to ahelps
10/10
SHITMINS GET ON
>checking out those names suggested in the github for martians
>YES LET'S CALL THEM SCOOTALOOS
>wtf is that and why is he reacting so positively to that name in pariculer?
>Google it
>see this
Those git hub posters are
MAXIMUM
A
X
I
M
U
M
FAGGOTS
A
G
G
O
T
S
>>144699857
It's actually a joke about clowns or something
All I remember is a character named "Auntie Scootaloo"
>>144699857
The reason the name was suggested was because there was a shitstorm a month or two ago about it being a really old clown name and some people wanted to remove it because it offended them while others didn't see why it needed to be removed.
You've gotta keep up with the latest Github memes, friendo.
>>144699857
Scootaloo is cute! Cute!
>>144699857
>>144699928
Yeah it's a meme, you can get a random clown name called "Aunt Scootaloo"
>>144699857
Inside joke.
Clown names list included "Scotaloo" for whatever reason.
Clusterfack didn't like the change, as it isn't only /mlp/
It was suggested that Clusterfack has a relative with such name.
Now Clusterfack is against calling MARTIANS MARTIANS.
Hence that
>>144699142
Whoa there Dobson.
>>144700289
why is he a blue bear?
>>144700389
Blue bear is an expansion fetishist
>>144700289
>>144700172
Shitty retelling desu
>someone finds out "scootaloo" in the clown names
>REMOVE THIS NAME NOW IT'S MLP
>shitstorm of a century ensues
>Clusterfack claims that "scootaloo" is not exclusively related MLP
>"clusterfack do you have an aunt named scootaloo or something"
>everyone memes on clusterfack and his aunt
>"scootaloo" removed from clown names
>"aunt scootaloo" gets added as clown name a week later
>>144700289
>>144700952
God damn it a chance to post that gif AND YOU STEAL IT FROM ME BEFORE I GET A CHANCE TO SEND.
So now that Pain is gone, who's going to ban Sawbones?
>>144701616
Don't you know? Sawbones is super depressed IRL. HE might not even make it through the week. This game is all he has left
Meme gimmicks; Y/N?
>>144701873
>not a lead farmer
Are you even trying?
>>144701691
So like half this user base then
>people have actually f ound love in spess
why do all the autists get lucky and i dont
>no race specific random names
If I make a list of plant pun names, can someone append them to dionas?
>>144702360
All that bad luck has to go somewhere. They get the good luck, and we take the bad luck so they can be happy.
Space man confession time.lewd edition>Tfw like plump
>always wanted to do a plump character just because
>Even before Dana was playing regulerly
>using flavor text is a faux pas
>only way to be so is through memes
>been just supressing my instincts and playing a good little generic random name space man because that's the proper behavior.
>pangs of irrational jealousy whenever I see someone teasing her about her weight while observing
I think that's officially the single most pointlessly little thing I've ever been frustrated about in my whole life.
>>144702478
yes but i mean
why these people
all these unlovable fuckwipes
celt and niggly
freak and grimlock
shiggy and whoever he's fucking
ginger and SJ
probably a bunch of autists from bay
all undesirable assholes who nobody should love
>>144702360
>be in love
>find love in spess
>dump real life love
>space love is a man
What a trainwreck of administration we had/have.
>>144702713
I don't know.
Maybe we did something wrong in a past life, and they didn't. It's just the way things are.
>>144702664
do it anyway, and use flavor text. Others do it
>>144702664
Just do it
Don't let your memes be memes
Use the flavortext
Be a plump, sexy, squishy waifu
Flavortext is not a sin and anyone who tells you otherwise is a greytiding shitter from hippie
>>144702664
You don't have to use flavor text if you meme yourself in the thread and anonymously call your character THICC enough to where it catches on
>>144702664
>will never we squished between dana and chubby random namer
>>144702360I had a spess girl irl once.
Cucked some other space man for her, which was a laugh.
Then she started trying to wiggle a green card out of me because she lived in a shitty part of Canada and didn't have the self direction to fix her own problems after she left her last space man boyfriend for me.
It only worked for as long as it did because I lived right on the boarder to Canada in Michigan. I wasn't about to give up my future plans for just some girl I met online and in real life in passing a few times.
After I stopped staying in contact with her she managed to con one of the few American military men that was a reguler on the server we played on and got hitched and got her green card she was looking for with in 3 months of talking to each other.
Space women: not even once.
So, it seems everyone loves getting attention.
How would you guys feel about an AI creepily stalking you for a round and writing up a nanotransen profile for you?
>>144703606
I'd love it
>>144681104
Trial by fire is the best way.
>>144703606
Sounds like a fun gimmick to me.
Go for it, pal. Just remember to attend to your duties and laws first, of course.
Now that Pain is gone, will Sawbones become an admin?
>>144703606
How lewd will the AI be?
>>144703967
Disgusted by meatlings/10
>>144702664
Only if you make yourself available on ERP serbs
I wanna pound dana/your plump pussy
>>144704278
Fuck off Kurt
>>144676263
>>nuklear wants to see where powergaming turns into metagaming
What?
>>144702664
At least you have an antag gimmick if you get dana as a target
>kidnap and then forcefeed her as punishment for being popular
>when you're done abusing her make her eat the mint and gib her
>>144704791
fatness from food is broken I'm 90% sure
>all this degeneracy and corruption
Maybe I'll just...
Leave this plasma cannister out where anybody can find it.
Next to the welder.
>Porkers IC getting mad at each other, kidnapping and force feeding
hmmm
Why are all the waifus lesbian
>fat characters
>except they're not really fat
Where are all the obese fucks there used to be
>>144705202
Because that means that it's not your fault they're not interested in you, you had no chance :^)
>>144705130
in the end there will be only one
and i will pound
her
plump
pussy
>>144705262
they were literally weeded out through a kind of evolution.
They are slower, and die more, and thus people playing them tended to play less fat things over time.
>>144705262
>no more neet weeaboo running aroudn being an annoying fuckass
>no more rambling maniac having seizures everywhere
>>144705262
chubby, not fat
landwhale BAD
tubby with filled, non-cottage cheesy thighs goooood
>>144705421
>no morefat albert
>>144705262
>they aren't fat enough for you
Theres more than enough junk food on the station, you can fix that if you take matters into your own hands.
>>144705202
Because autogynephobia but no one wants to be gay
>>144705693
>not playing a gay mime
>>144705693
>autogynephobia
I mean autogynephilia
I'm drunk
>>144705202
Because they're g.i.r.l. and lack the emotional capability to even be fleetingly attached to something vaguely male, even if it's a shitty 2d sprite that has a male name stapled to it.
Amatures.
>>144705202
I've heard at least two people mention having husbands offhand
Also if you did anything remotely romantic you'd get the ASS TO BEAK or PDA keepaway treatmentsProbably for the best
RIP KIMBO SLICE
>>144705693
I'll be gay for you!post ckey
>try to seal the shuttle with plasma glass
>mod throws meteor at it
>seal it again
>throws another meteor
de-admin when
>>144705912
TheEliminator16
>kill the empress
>spend rest of the round in cryo, bleeding
>>144706025
were you the dude i tried to give blood to from me?
I heard that niggly was planning on doing a spriting pass on fat suits to add more to the list that actually work
NIGGLY
DO IT
>>144706025
>Wake me when you need me
>people being gibbed by fuckhueg meteors on the shuttle
>laughing my fucking ass off from the safety of my ripley
>>144704389
Not me, I don't really like Dana
>>144706190
Not me, I love Dana
>pray to the god of eurobeat for a space pod
>that god is asleep, Young Metro gives me Jensen shades and a space pod
>have to leave, park the pod in a hallway and fall asleep in a dorm
What happened that round? All I know is that Sec was all over the place.
>using a mech named by Ashe
How embarrassing
>>144702664I like playing with people's brainsI like force borgingI love it when the wizard turn people into xenos/catbeasts, particularly male to female catbeastgirls with hulk mutation is the greatand force feeding is great
>>144705814
You sound strangely familiar
Are you Russian by any chance?
>>144706309
Fuck that commie shit
America motherfucker
>>144706287
>caring about mech names
okay
>>144706372
>america
>not commie
feel the bern :^)
>>144706264
>god of eurobeat is asleep
How do we wake him up
Pod races when
Space Boy when blaring out of the intercom system when
>>144706287
>she named it Butterball
>I renamed it to Mine Master 9000
I believe I had the better name.
>>144706372
Gee, you sound exactly like Shiggy though
Do we really have two Shiggys?
>>144706474
>SPEEDY SPEED POD
>>144705202
the only time a spessmen asked my character out it was done in a terrible fashion, and so I turned him down because what kind of person asks someone out that way and expects a yes?
But that's all just roleplay autism, mind you
>>144706527
>naming your mechs anything other than "Xeno Crusher"
>>144705202because I'm a lesbian irl
