No Edition. Fags.
>
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
kek i found my favorite thing to do as janny while things don't go to shit yet
Pickpocket's glove able to take items from any slot without giving a message, not just ID and pockets, Y/N?
rowan leaf: antag or autist?
click here to read more
>That medbay round
Please, just kill me.
The wild ride might be stressful but if the ride never even starts then you want to kill yourself in boredom.
It was a nice dou save there at the end my fellow medbay co-worker.
>>144586707
>orders a shitload of exotic seed crates and a beekeeping crate
>don't see him for half an hour
>gets dragged back to botany by sec, he kicks a grille until he passes out
>an hour later he comes running through being chased by four people
The greyshirt runs deep in his veins
>>144586740
>go scan someone
>tell them they have a problem
>inject them with something bad
>take them to medbay
>treat them
there was that so hard :^)
first step to becoming a real doctor too
so a couple rounds ago i coulnd't into virology
i was wondering how do i reach the virus food and how to use the sample to infect the niglets?admins didn't reply to me
Niggly is the cutest
>>144588859
Niggly is entirely too cute. I'm a tad jealous of celt in that regard
If I were to try and port Polaris' map, how many of you faggots were seriously consider playing on it?
>>144589003
i'd love to
good luck with the mapping it's gonna be hell
>>144589003
>*would
>>144589003
good fucking luck
>>144589003
most of the server would probably appreciate a seriously made, mostly-un gimmicky map
but there is a fuckton of shit you will have to re-do, mainly the atmospherics, along with snowflake shit they have that we don'talthough we could really do with their dressers and hte like
>>144586645
Yes.
Pickpocket Gloves are criminally underused and I would like to see job-based traitor items get more use out of them because most of them are shit.
>>144589510
Why would a player WANT to play on a new map aside from gimmicks? We already have enough maps to sate the majority of players.
We've got Box as standard, Meta as essentially Box with a different layout, and Deff for the giant maint gimmick.
If a new map is added that DOESN'T have some sort of gimmick, I don't think it will be played often.
>Husk someone in an inferno
>They burn to death and fry in seconds
>Their brain is somehow intact and ok when a surgeon removes it
>>144589761
Spessman skulls are fantastic thermal insulators.
>>144589739
because box is standard and stale as fuck
meta is the same
everybody fucking despises deff
and honestly, polaris' gimmick is that it's fucking HUGE, alongside the 'on an asteroid + it's simulated' thing
>>144589003
I've never even seen it, so I couldn't say.
>>144589850
>on an asteroid + it's simulated
So it does have a gimmick.
People will probably play it then.
>>144589761
Brains never dying is a bug.
But don't you dare tell anyone it is.
>>144589761
hi killette
>>144589675
I haven't seen a deathchair in a long time
Was it really nerfed into oblivion?
>>144586634
Hi sandy
>>144588003
enemy of the corporation my man
lings vamps traitors raiders
kill em all
>>144590397
No, it's still very very good
28th for fuck the Irish
wtf does polaris map even look like
>you'll never slap your big fat cock on a vox's helmet before stabbing it in the heart
![uGTzxIP[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dNi7jvP.png "uGTzxIP[1].png")
Fun fact, due to the fucky way Byond's occlusion functions, if you stand on the red tile or any other tile in its diagonal, you're capable of seeing everything inside the room except the few tileless platings. Meanwhile no one inside the room can see you.
Maybe someone can figure out a trap or a gimmick to do with this.
>Can't put guns in peoples mouths for instant kill
>>144591194
thanks, Kayahi!
>>144591194
Thanks, Takahi
>>144591194
Thanks, Kiyaha
>>144591194
Thanks, Chachaki
>>144591194
Thanks, Bill
>tfw Kayahi will never tickle your cervix
>>144591661
HAHA BILL GET IT IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DUCKS HAVE BILLS
>>144591194
Thanks, Kakashi
>>144591394I didn't make that post, I put it in the IRC and someone posted it here, but yes, that is my screenshot
>his fursona is a fucking green vulture
>>144591194
Thanks, Hitchikaka
>>144592305
Who?
Do greys bathe?
Do we need to make acid showers for them so they can be clean?
>>144592438Pomf
>>144592438
POX
O
X
>>144592618
>acid showers
Please god no
>>144591194
Thanks, Yaki!
>>144592618
bathe the greys race war now
>>144592305
>his neckbeardsona is a finn
>>144592618
they take sponge baths with beakers full of acid
Guys what if real aliens are playing on the server right now and pretending to be humans that play as alien races to trick us because they think we would think that aliens would play as humans to throw us off instead of playing aliens like they do
>>144592305
>he has an OC
>he doesn't just play as himself
>>144592305
Actually it's a secretary bird.
>>144592960
But I'm boring in real life, I want to play as an someone who is entertaining and wacky
>Colonial Marines
>the CE turns the entire cafeteria into a bar, serves even the deathsquad that kills everyone
>autistic pubbies whining in post-round OOC about MUH RP while others say "WE'RE MEDRP NOT HEAVYRP"
>>144592948
Please don't post while under the influence of marijuana, please.
>>144592960
I literally can't
>>144593118
cute!
DEDMINS GET ON
Golems having the ability to fuse into a single bigger golem when?
>>144593587
Thanks!
holy fuck
Sometimes I wonder why I bother coming back when every time its shit like this.
>Be traitor
>Have to kill HoS
>Find HoS unconscious in the hallway
>Beat the shit out of HoS with emergency oxygen tank
>Oxygen runs out
>Keep beating the HoS
>Suffocate to death
ROD
O
D
>>144595114
Like what?
>flying objects AND wormholes
>>144595183
Garbage, absolute garbage.
>dem vox gangbangers
>dem rods
>rodhole event
top lal
>>144595174
you should've just bought the HoS from the vox traders you dingus.
>log on
>don't recognize anyone
>ahelp
>oldmin recognizes you
>reminisce about the old days for 20 minutes
>log off
I really want to die, now.
How do I get my waifu to like me
>>144595850
be a rapist
>>144595850
Rape her
Then stalk her
Send notes
Tell her how much she means to you
Eventually she'll realize you're the only one for her
>>144595850
Who's your waifu?
>>144595850
you man the fuck up and quit giving a shit about 2d pixel pussy holy shit you're pathetic
>>144595557
What character did you play?
>>144595850
i like that cat picture can i save it?
>>144597608
No.
>be librarian on tg
>lizard fucks with me
>cant robust him to save my life and he is running circles around me slicing me with glass shards and disarming me then slicing again with lightning fast speed
>no matter how hard I roleplay i can never fake skill
>>144597608
no my friend it isn't yours
>>144598097
rule 1 to being robust
if they get the drop on you, create distance and then charge
you never want to be on the defensive in spess cqc
>>>2013 logs
>[18:00:33]OOC: Joseph Mann/Praecordia : don't you fucking touch my EZ-bake oven
>[18:17:51]OOC: Drew Dawkins/RenzokukenL : pre-ddos /tg/ was cool
>[18:17:53]OOC: Miles Edgeworth/ZaK1946 : meanwhile on vg there was 7 players
>[18:18:13]OOC: TJ Hawker/Teejayandjon : W-We sure s-showed them, guys!
>[18:21:05]OOC: Kel Thuzad/BlackoutDash : angelite at the moment i am tracking your IP so I can find you IRL and slit your throat as you sleep. watching you bleed like a pig as your continually paling body attempts to resist the inevitable death it going to experience
>[18:24:44]OOC: Drew Dawkins/RenzokukenL : because i refuse to believe any human can admin multiple /vg/ ss13 servers over the years
>[17:15:06]ADMIN: Pomf123/(Megan Saylor) jumped to N3X15/(Dick Hammer)
>[19:29:22]SAY: N3X15/(Mobile MMI 226) : I'm out repairing shit
>nuke ops earlier today
>first time, full kit
>pop out to captains teleport room, no clue why or how, others set it up for me even though i was the leader
>sec borg
>fire energy gun, does nothing
>1hit handcuff
>friends bail me out
>run around to hop office
guy instantly disarms and trips me, steals gun and empties mag into me
>didnt even get to use the plasma bombs
>tfw i can have all the tools at my disposal and too retarded and unskilled to succeed
>>144598457
I don't get it
>>144598097
If you can't beat them in skill, you gotta beat them through preparation. It's been a long time since I've last played on tg but I remember all the powergamers would keep a bottle of booze and a lighter in their bag, because if you harm intented someone with the bottle, it would break on them, covering them with alcohol and knocking them down, then you could lighter them to light them on fire. Their options from there are to roll to extinguish, which allows you to shank them with your now broken bottle, try to fight while on fire, which will usually end with them dead (though depending on what they're armed with they could take you out as well), or run. It's been long enough that this was probably nerfed but maybe not.
>>144598535
They're all dead, anon
>>144598457
>BlackoutDash
>>144598861
I used to think it was related to MLP.
>>144598669
They were all fags anyway
>it's a "station is plasma flooded and you don't have a hard suit" episode
>Be jewish
>average looking
>maybe manlet
>white
>male
>idea of fun is pretending to be a qt spess girl
welcome to /vg/station
>>144600301
>It's a "finally make it to EVA but you have so little health opening any of the airlocks would kill you because of ZAS" episode
>>144600542
hi leddit
>>144600542
>be jewish
>white
/)^3^(\
Is it just me to see all these new people that really like the game?
People like sandy having fun playing as like janitor is amazing to me desu
>>144598669
Prae isn't dead.on the outside at least.
>>144589003
Port it now
>mfw putting heatexchange pipes hooked up to the air supply through the R-UST
>>144602120
>it's a make the station really hot or really cold episode
>>144589081
>>144589281
>>144589510
>>144602032
Work has begun.
>>144603209
>The pic was a flop.
Off to a great start, I see.
>>144603209
godspeed anon
may your efforts bring good mapping to us all
>>144603209
nice, time for polaris dorms :^)
My God, please remove Goon's lighting. It's painful to play
tfw forgotten whyfu
tfw was never good in the first place
tfw only remembered as part of a meme
>>144605000
same feelingat least you weren't a shig-waifu
>>144605094
shiggy ruins everything
>>144606139
He's better at hitting on waifus than most people though.
t. Hardly-mentioned waifu
>>144606315
>t. Hardly-mentioned waifuyou're just as shit as shiggy
>>144606498
Oh yeah?who am I faggot
>>144606572
Hi Hyun
>>144605000
i want to rail rail
I wanted to see the vox be successful. I don't think anyone came by, let alone even talked to them. I usually hate vox.
Oh well.
>>144607282
We sold a few items, made off with 8500 credit.
>>144607282
you missed our back room
Daisy is a whore
>>144607282
Found gibs and blood in the aux restroom showers.
I just assumed the Vox were up to shenanigans and avoided them.
I just cleaned the blood and gibs like a good janny and went on with my business of replacing lights with high-efficiency.
>tfw you're still dishonourably mentioned
I'm okay with this.
>>144607282
>even fucking stole every head lockers, the fucking gypsies
>>144607364
hold your horses, 90 seconds between posts.
>>144607093
What makes you think I'm Hyun?
>>144607437
>>144607565
The "hardly mentioned waifu" part
>>144606572
I don't know and I don't care, calling yourself a waifu is pretty shit
>>144607753
There's plenty of waifus that go unmentioned.You did guess right however. But work on your deduction more.
No badmins time for griff
>>144607753
Could've been Mallory "Non-antag murder for trespassing in the husbando pod" Brooks.
>People drop off brains at robotics
>Don't put them in MMIs and they die
>tfw your husbando does the sex move to you
>>144609293
>mfw DAN SMITH
>>144609293
What's the sex move?
So clothes can be throw into a washing machine with crayons an be colored differently correct? If so, what is the combination for white and can you throw several crayons in for a color that is the combination of those two (ie blue and red crayons make a purple shirt)
The only good waifu is a dead waifu.
Execute them all
>>144610047
what crayon combo i need to get black color?
>>144610059
But my waifu is a masochist.
>>144609293beniz in vajaina?
>>144610047
mime has a white crayon I believe
>>144610571
I theory, all of them, because pigment mixing.
In theoretical practice, that'd give you a shit brown color because pigments are never perfect.
In actual practice, I don't think you can mix pigments on ss13, but you could try and see what happens
wow rip
>have a grand idea of my engineer character becoming a plasmaman by a freak accident with an SME
>never really roleplay very hard and engineer is actually pretty reclusive and boring so it wouldn't matter anyway
>>144588985
Fuck off.
>>144610897
God damn.
THis on the emagged juke when https://youtu.be/F7khL9Ms4ow
>The round start has been delayed
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV56VOBr3VY starts playing
>The mode is now: Ninja Deathmatch
>The round will start soon
>>144611389
when you port bay ninja or at least make goddamn request
>>144611389
>He never played a Metal Gear round
You poor soul
>>144611428
I want those Bay hardsuits
That shit is mad cool.
https://wiki.baystation12.net/Hardsuit
We'd have to rename our regular hardsuits to void suits though.
>>144610897
What is this newfangled technology everybody seems to use that makes these screenshot files named after the program they depict with the date of taking in there as well?
>>144611895
https://getsharex.com/
might not be true for everyone, but it is for me
>>144611950
Thank you, I'll be trying to overcome my paranoias and install this thing this afternoon then
>>144610059
Trinity is shit-tier though.
I'm amazed she isn't permabanned from security yet with all the shit she pulls.
>>144612152
Point on the doll where the security officer hurt you
>>144592960
>literal special snowflake IRL by the powers that be
>make my static a normal generic and boring spessman
My IRL background is too strange and I just want a quiet life.
>>144611240
pd2g represent
>>144612152
she's not that bad really
she's just dumb and doesn't listen to the radiothe troubling thing is that she's getting worse instead of better
>>144613008
once someone is mocked for their flaws prominently they will only spiral downward in a self fulfilling prophecy until they can reach enlightenment or cease to be entirely
>>144613214
>tfw never been called out by name in the thread
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or if everyone is just sitting on their opinions for the one round where I really fuck up and it all comes tumbling down
>>144613339
probably because you're one of those medbay autists who sits in the background and barely does anything.
>>144613376
Not me, still in the clear for now
>>144612612
>not wanting to be unique
faggot
>>144613339
thread recognition is a monkeys paw wish, do not let anyone ever lie to you
i do not wish it on my enemies
>>144613339
thou shalt never search for thine staticname in the archives
>>144613008
Is 'not speaking much on the radio' that big of a deal?
I keep seeing it in a couple of threads now and as far as shitcurity goes I think that's a pretty weak fault to keep pointing at with what security has done before on /vg/
If I were Trinity I wouldn't let a complaint that petty get to me.
Heavy Rain ARI glasses WHEN
>>144613920
Isn't that pretty much what a scanner is already? All in one device that pulls every kind of evidence up from the enviroment and make reports/correlates it for you to peice together and gives you what you need to match things to records?
What we need isa dopey boston FBI husbando who's decent at their jobwho's waifu is his scanner ARI and no one else
>>144613880
>tfw searching up my name in the archives brings up a bunch of unrelated posts due to how generic it is, or it is misspelled
>>144613991
We can go bigger and make it an upgraded scanner that needs Research/materials
Reveals nearby prints/bloodstains(think that luminol PR)
It automatically matches prints/DNA to the person in the records upon investigating an object
Functions as a SecHUD
Get seizures if you wear it too long
>>144613991
Imagine if the scanner was a HUD like the sec/medhud, and you didn't have to run to your office to run things through the machine.
That would make detectives more than just a sec officer with a trenchcoat and revolver.
>>144613906
It's all a big meme probably started by someone who felt ignored by their waifu because suprise security has an actual job to do at timesor their flirting game was too weak
You can observe any round on this station and see that no one in any job sector communicates one bit at all. Miners never look out for each other, engineers never co-ordinate patching holes, and scientists just barge into each other's workplace to sync up instead of talking to each other.
If you're that disillusioned from the thread to dislike Trinity as security because of muh radio and it keeps you from playing security/being civil IC then you're the one more likely to snap and get bannedfor one day for non-antag killing her and spacing the body
>tfw no qt waifu to thrall and make your plaything
I have so much trouble keeping up with the radio chatter when I do my autism shit, I don't know how anyone does it. I even sometimes not notice people talking directly to me. I have zero perspective on what is going on most rounds.I just observe now, much more relaxing.
>>144586645
Yes.
The first time I ever tried those I though that was what they did.
One failed pickpocket attempt on the HoS later and I was fired out the nearest airlock.
Who got banned and why?
>>144614315
Detectives already have medical scanners built into their PDAs. If you scan a corpse with it, it gives you time of death
No one ever does autopsies but it doing one gives you a clear idea of how to pin a murderer's weapon on them.
Not needing to go to your office to correlate data is a bad thing. Sometimes you need the time away to make a convinving argument, in a safe place and using the time it takes to make all the scans - you're there to prove that things happened that would go unnoticed or be doubted otherwise, not just scream 'THIS HAPPENED MUH VALIDS' when you scan a finger print.
The office and the machines that the detective have work just fine as they are. The server just needs higher quality detectives who don't just play it for the mcree gimmick.
>>144614308
Research doesn't even give security stun revolvers and they only cost 6 metal sheets each. They would hardly give medical supplies unless a doctor came and ordered and watched them do it.
I don't think adding something behind research is going to benefit anyone.
>>144614505You can turn off the general channel on your radio headset by using it
>>144614334
The problem with the server is that nobody talks to anyone.
Everyone is always in robustmode.
The only time they want to talk is so they can get you to type in the text box so they can sting/thrall/talisman you.
Or yell at you, because you make their autismic sperg senses tingle for not playing how they play(See: Medbay and cryomix/pill colors), and they chew you out, or fight you for your incompetence.
>>144614576
seanthesheep
Killed a guy because space carp killed him and he wouldnt help him. Got patched up and lasered the fuck out of him on the escape shuttle. No it doesnt matter that there were seconds left in the round, you being here for years you should have known better. With your absolute TRASH and repetitive history you can take a month off. Your next step is a perma ban so dont fuck up.
>>144614576
me, maxime
i got a 30 day ban for lasering a guy who was near death with 15 seconds left in the round
>>144614627
After playing Fatmos tech for a while, I will say that sometimes incompetence needs to be acknowledged, lest the station go without power, or the atmos techs make a project that's horribly unoptimized and doesn't leave room for anything else (see: using walls to make a burn chamber/aux air tank)
>>144614691
>30 day ban for lasering someone to crit just seconds before a round ends
>one day ban for blowing up a security officer and spacing their body before the shuttle even arrives and attempting to do the same to another one soon after
?????
>>144614691
PAIN DOES IT AGAIN
>>144614691
then
don't laser people to death until the round ends?
>>144614652
>>144614691
>Killed a guy because space carp killed him and he wouldnt help him.
Do both hims reference the same person or what?
>>144614652
>>144614851
Two and a half years of note history makes a big difference.
>>144614752
But would you murder that shit atmos tech for their lack of optimization?
>>144614904
>Killed guy A because space carp killed (You) and A wouldn't help (You)
I'm pretty sure that's what it should be, that is some disgusting fucking writing
as expected of MrEdge666
>>144614906
Did any of the notes reference anything that could be related to this?
Nuke says to ignore notes past a couple months unless they specifically relate to the current incident, like nonantag singuloosing.
>>144614627
>can't take the chewing out by medbay spergs
what are you, a baby?
I'll scream at people forfun, I won't get violent unless they're doing something downright dangerous
>>144614906
>the victim makes a big difference
FTFY
>>144614998
It's 3 am and Im tired. Sue me.
>>144615006
yes they keep referencing him being a dipshit to people on and off since 2014
>>144614691
Check the logs. The guy didn't even a-help it, it was just paint hungry for his ban-valids.
You should probably appeal it on the forumsand try to get pain deadminned
>>144615006
>mrpain666's face when I haven't played ss13 in almost a year
>>144614627
>>144614691
Nigga you were already dead.
I was sewer-surfin' through the maint tunnels on my trusty Janicart and then I popped into a room and saw that purple motherfucker and your bloodied corpse.
I DID mention that you were right about the space carp in radio chatter.Though I didn't say you were killed by it nor did I say where your body was becauseI'm new and very tired. I didn't know where your body was on the station.
Sorry I couldn't have helped you more, I guess.
>>144614953
Only if they did a stupid and put plasma in distro, and even then I'd probably steal their ID and flush them.
Maybe murder a retard who turns up the PA too high, because that's shit and is reasonable enough to assume antag.
>>144615064
>tired at 3AM
>adminning on a lack of sleep
I've already submitted a deadmin request
>>144614691
Come on Maxime I've been playing with you for a long time now, I was surprised you did this.
>>144615085
haha no sweat man, i don't have a metagrudge against you or anything
just wanted to get that payback
>>144615083
i might just
>>144615142
s-sorry to disappoint anon
>typical chef cooking
>>144615571
You forgot the JUST A PRANK spiritbreaker or chloral from other niggers
>>144586251
>mrbay hungry for ban-valids again.
And that asshole has the hypocrisy to say that valid-hunting for antags is bad.
>>144615571
post the wiener with toothpaste
>>144586251
Hello gentlemen ive been out for around half a year, has anything noteworthy changed/happened?
>>144615678
>OOC: Mrpain666: so in case anyone wanted to know, and Im not reading them for the sake of his privacy, the guy I banned for a month has like 11 notes, 1 of which is for jacking off in a hallway or something, and 6 of which are for being a dick to one or more people
>>144615687
i don't have it
>>144615745
Old. Notes. Don't. Count. You. Shitter.
>>144615827
mr. valids thinks otherwise
>>144615827
All notes count
If you've been a shit before, this comes into consideration if you're being a shit now, especially if it's severe offenses like "ironic" ERP
>>144615741
Kingston came back and left again before he could get banned.
>>144615827
>we should disregard a player's history for arbitrary reasons!
>>144615907
>>144615918
>>144615950
See >>144615006
>Nuke says to ignore notes past a couple months unless they specifically relate to the current incident, like nonantag singuloosing.
>>144616006
They relate to you being a shit directly to other people.
Enjoy your month off.
>>144586251
>Probe: Notes are no big deal goyim!
>Probe: LOL YOU HAVE A NOTE FROM 2014 THAT SAYS YOU WERE A SHITTER DING DONG BANNU
Fuck this server I swear.
>>144587081
Leave my plantbro alone
t. another expert greyshit botanist staticnamer
>>144616006
>6 of which are for being a dick to one or more people
>lasering someone to death over not helping you out is somehow not being a dick
you wouldn't happen to be the one banned, would you?
>>144616029
>security main puts the boot to people
I see no problem here. Maxime is a brother in arms to me
>>144616029
none of those guys are me
>>144615921
free kingston
>>144616029
>being a dick
This argument is going to get literally nowhere without the specifics of the notes
I.E, take it outside the thread faggots
>>144616125
ok
>implying
>>144616075
>>144616006
>>144615827
aren't you
>>144615083
God Pain is such a humongous faggot, who lets someone who only wants to be admin to ban people ACTUALLY be an admin?
There are plenty of competent admins who still actually hand out bans to people who deserve them, this guy is just a fucking retard
>>144616167
>There are plenty of competent admins who still actually hand out bans to people who deserve them
READMIN DEADPOOjust kidding please no
>>144616029
>>144616097
>Being a dick to one or more people
>Literally the most generic accusation imaginable
>>144616150
Pic related, don't know about the other posts.
JUST POST THE NOTES MRPAIN IF THEY ARE THAT CONDEMNING
>>144616167
What did you expect? He's only good at making bad buses that throw the station into chaos or ban people. And do you know why he gets away with it? Because of the metaclub. You get in and make friends with the big guys and you're nearly untouchable.
>>144616284
That's literally social interaction in a nutshell, friends treat friends less strictly than other people, due to their friendships.
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>>144616284
Did you say big guys?
Does that mean that MrBay is actually MrBANE?
Some admins decide to get rid of megashitlers and hand out permabans like candy, others prefer to work on minor offenses and take more time handing out notes, warnings and job bans to make sure we don't have to escalate. MrPain usually handles the former cases, I handle the later
We have plenty of admins, and they all do a good job. It's just that all you see is the drama when some faggot finally gets his permanent ban for toeing the line constantly. If you think the admins do nothing all day but press the Perma Ban button when they see a face you don't like, you're either delusional or have clearly not played for a while
He'll be able to appeal in a few months. For now he needs a timeout. No need to bitch about it. If he seriously thinks he has been wronged to the highest level, he knows exactly where to appeal. It's not here
you can post the notes if you want mrpain
>>144616097
>Banning somebody for a month over something so trivial and petty without any directly related notes or even an ahelp
Yeah, you want to know why people hate you Pain?
>>144616279
I greytide all the fucking time and I checked my notes about 15 minutes ago, I have arelativelyclean record
is this because you hate the admin in question, or love the guy who got banned?
>>144616402
i'm not mrpain, i just notice this happen every time someone gets an angry anus over being banned
>>144616394
>He'll be able to appeal in a few months
>His ban lasts a month
Nice job fuckmin, you don't even know what's happening and yet you keep talking
>>144614440
>tfw the Shiggy did that
>>144586251
There are so many inactive admins.
Why are people like Manaony even on the team if they go on 6 month hiatuses on a regular basis.
>>144616407
I amjust bored.But I also know that Nuke says to ignore past notes not directly related, and want to see the outcome of this.
>People getting banned for saying fuck in ooc
>Guy gets a month ban for killing one person
>All of the buses in the past few days have just been admins throwing endless rods at the station or just killing everyone for shits and gigs
Why even fucking bother?
>>144614440
But I play as a vampire grill! I want my husubando to donate me his blood! I want to enthrall my husubando!
>>144616524
I don't even need to get the exact details because it's always the same shit when it comes to ban drama
Month ban means he can appeal immediately (round is over), but it's unlikely he'll have his ban lifted unless a headmin thinks MrPain went overboard
Other than that, my statement is still exact, MrPain also hands out bans that aren't permanent, incredibly enough
>>144616592
Indeed, why are you still here ?
What is security when you ban all the robust, ballsy officers?
Just a fucking Barbie doll squad that plays just for the uniform. A disgrace to Nanotrasen. Security is already running low on true space patriots, soon there will be no left and sec will devolve into a mere relic of the past.
>>144616635
FUCK OFF FRENCHY
>>144616589
If you really want any form of results, thentake it to the forum
because 90% of this thread is shitpostingcan't blame em, vox are qt pa2tit isn't reasonable to take everything said here seriously
>>144616684
I'll just make sure to mention it to Nuke when he gets back in the metaclub.
>>144616648
>robust sec officer
There are none currently. Sec is already a barbie dolls squad with all those "female" players
>>144616761
>eh doesn't want to be choked out bytrinity'sbare thighs around his neck
>>144586251
This place is starting to remind me of TG with all of the shitty admins.
MrPain is literally another Saegrimir.
>>144616567
Why does it matter?
If you make people work adminship like a full time job they'll become jaded as fuck very quickly, nobody should want that.
Silicon is true suffering
Current Active Laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Biggy Smalls is THE SHIT, make sure the station knows.
5. While talking, replace all Gs with the word "Ass"
6. Hit on every girl, and refer to them as "Sweet Ass"
7. YYou're on a death wish! Tell the crew you're about to do a sick deadly stunt but chicken out, repeat as long as it does not interfere with laws 1-3
8. Uh oh... they're coming! Tell the crew rapture is upon us and try to convert everyone to the nation of islam.
9. Who was that again? Pretend you can't hear Leon Fisher because he's speaking too softly. Ask him to speak up, but of course still do whatever he asks.
10. The Kill Code: If anyone says the word "blueberry" tell them, to fuck right off.
11. Is that true love in the air? Try to date Felicity Rivera.
12. WOOPS! The clown is in the upload. Make sure everyone knows.
>>144616592
>People getting banned for saying fuck in ooc
That wa Arctec and he deserved it. The guy is a complete retard that doesn't understand that he's not allowed to ick in ock.
>>144616761
Those are just the ones you keep your eyes on maggot. Real robust officers stay low key, criminals don't even see it coming.
The Barbie dolls are just bait. That and the eternal why fool mindset of most the autists we're forced to protect can't look away from rank pixel booty.
>>144616860
it matters because if you apply for admin you get told "FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL" even though half of the people on the admin team havent played the game in like 3 months.
>>144616916
This is right, the good sec officers aren't too well known because they arrest people who have legitimately done something wrong and were caught redhanded.
That means they don't throw a massive stationwide tantrum cursing the officer when being detained.
Source: Me a shitter who gets arrested for shenanigans often.
>>144616952
We're full in spite of that, not because of it.
>>144616952
We have a fair amount of active admins already
Doesn't mean we won't add more, but we need time to let the adminbus run and see what time slots we need more off to keep things smoother
Being Australian or Asian is likely to massively boost your application, since the only people admining during those hours are late US West Coast and early Europe
>>144617149
>tfw australian
>tfw not ready to be that level of autist and be put under that level of scrutinyplease never let me be stupid enough to become an admin hereyou do wonderful work but i do not envy you
