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Last time on /ss13g/
>Waifus all around, will their presence ever stop causing cancer in the general? We can only hope.
>Speaking of waifus, Trinity got bullied today, right after she spent a while with Naomi in brig.
>In continuation of the waifu topic: Pomf appeared in the general, everybody was very happy, overly so even.
>Nexis then made a merge, something to do with changelogs, it sounded helpful, I like it.
>We now have working prosthetic organs as well! At least some of them work anyway. The rest should be easier to code now, though! And they said /vg/ code was outdated!
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
Hime is forloving!
Third for you'll never blow Intigracy while he's fixing bugs
Fourth for don't let robot fetishists take over the server.
Fifth for we already let bird fetishists take over the server
Fifth for resomi when
>tfw bullying trinity :3
Sixth for oh dear lord would someone stop this rampant lewd posting
Eighth for "Nevill is a submissive waifu"!
11th for robbutts WHEN?
10th for where is my waifu
>>144766262
13th for right here hun
>>144766426
You aren't my waifuit was a trick question. I am my own waifu
15th forPOST THICC
todays episode of bob the builder wasnt entertaining
would this meme
be a meme
if shiggy hadn't pushed it too far
>finally roll traitor as detective
>wait until shuttle to do shit and stock up on ammo
>empty a shotgun into a clown that turns out to be a hallucination
>have two revolver rounds ready to dump onto the captain
>xeno queen at shuttle
>Sec round is going good so far
>Hear something about a spider infestation in Virology
>"It can't be that bad"
>Deck myself in some gear
>Go there and see that there is at least a queen
>Go back to armory
>Get to finally kit myself out in full riot gear
>Pump myself up
>Open that fucking door
>Shoot and kill a few spiders in the way
>The queen comes
>And another
>And another
>They just keep coming
>Riot gear is stronk as fuck and I can stand there for ages
>Eventually hallucinations take a hold of me and I succumb
>Medbay gets overrun by spiders
I am sorry crew, I couldn't know of the hell that was in there.
Favourite character?
Favourite gun?
Favourite Mission?
Favourite OST?
>>144767490
>sec round going good so far
>>144767241
what move is this from?
Ashe and Felicityforever <3
>hand-pick everywhere as xenoarch
>no large artifact
>offer my soul to satan for guidance to find one
>mistype and say santa
>santa agreeds on the deal and tells me where i can find it
honestly, the artifact was so cool it was totally worth it, sad thing i couldn't activate his secondary effect because i had to find out wich atmosphere i needed to trigger it
>>144767241
I can see the cameraman's shadow.
My inmersion lays in ruins.
>give sandy a bunch of helpful advice
>not even a thank you
;_;
>>144767635
I mean, we did detain most people who caused a ruckus and I think we had an ok control of the situation.
>>144765548
worst meme t.b.h.
>>144767668
This meme is getting annoying
>>144767490
>spider queens get added
>huh i guess it's an adminbus mob with a hideous sprite, cool not like it matters
>apparently it's not adminbus because EVERY SINGLE FUCKING INFESTATION EVER NOW HAS MULTIPLE QUEENS EVERYWHERE
Who the fuck thought this was good
I had good memories of fighting spider infestations before, now it's just retarded
>>144767670
Kek, that explains the killer santa at the end.
>>144767771
Speak for yourself, nerd
Spider queens are entirely beatable while still giving a spider infestation a chance at being a major threat
>first nebill/yahir takes over the thread
>then a scattering of low tier waifushitters invades
>then came the dark days of Railing Rail
>now, is the era of unironic shitposting about four bay tier faggots
I think I prefered the low tier waifushitters, they didn't post nearly as much
if you choose Narsie as your god, and the round type is cult, do you fight them?
>>144767694
>steals my taser
>waltz into brig
>>144767771
Im more annoyed at fetishists trying to push playable spiders when we already have xenos that fill the same role.
>>144767952
I am speaking for myself, dumbass
I didn't say they weren't beatable, I said it was retarded.
Spider infestations have never not been a major threat by the way.
Pic related: Heroic deadpop final stand, managed to at least kill all the nurses so they'd stop breeding, probably one of the best rounds I've played.
Now there would have been 3 queens and whoops nobody do anything until we get the whole armory in here haha did I say the whole armory I meant The emergency shuttle has been called.
>>144768175
Yes.
You must claim they are heathens that worship and impostor and defile papa narnar's name with their blasphemous rituals
Or something
>>144768189
>offer help
>refuses
>pulls out a taser
>I disarm you, stun you and throw your taser back
>later lie about it, pretending I stole your taser
Hmmmm...It's fine if you don't want to improve, just admit it.
>>144768175
Yes
They are the Zealot sect, you are a prophet
Prophets do not like the Zealots
or some bay shit like that
.t uristlore
>>144768437
>>I disarm you
Who tho
>>144768175
Ahelp it. Some admins will say no while suggesting you to roleplay being the head of a different cult that opposes the other cult.
Others will say it's fineand not do anything about cultists killing you because they can't convert you
>>144767442
For your info
How to change a robot cell:
>ID
>Crowbar
>Empty hand
>Remove cell
>Put in new cell
>Crowbar
>ID
>>144768508
This is in relation to round start when I asked the detective if she wanted some help.
They pulled out a taser on me in response.
>>144768437
>threw taser back
i never saw that
>>144768614
Okay, but why did you think disarming them would help anything?
>>144768437
Just play more security again Naomi
How the fuck do I get good at playing as the atmosphere role?
>>144768251
I wasthe cyborgand I prefer having spider queens in the game
>>144768630
I told you multiple times "the taser is on your desk"
Be more attentive, remember my third tip.
>>144768676
I didn't, that was just for fun.
>>144768892
I do, I just don't play the game as much now, probably will get back into it in a few weeks or so.
>>144768913
cool plasma
store extra oxygen
repair breaches
make the lines more efficient
re-pressurize rooms
eventually kill yourself out of boredom
>>144768913
Get the axe and a hardsuit at round start and run around looking for valids
>>144768614
>suspiciously waits right in front of a door
i'm not opening a door with someone outside who can possibly fuck me up
>>144769551
>possibly
>>144768913
Wait for the regular atmos autists to start playing I see Albert and Cynthia playing a lot of atmosia so maybe talk with them
Why is space cold?
Why don't you all just stop with the lewd shit you're really not that creative
>>144770226
Because pressure damage is neglectible
>>144770272
Why don't you wait for people to start talking about lewd shit instead of talking about atmos and security before you start popping off about it
>>144770272
the more you complain, the more I'll fantasize aboutrailing Rail
When do facehuggers infect someone? The moment they latch on someone's face or a while after?
I've seen people not instantly going unconscious after getting latched by them and easily removing them. Not sure if a bug or an obscure feature from some chemical.
playback
>>144769645
>possible
>stun them then move them out of the way
>it's milf
Who space patriots here?
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeUx5sdp3qM
>>144770674
that's not what happened at the time though
>>144770514
I takes a while until anything happens, I got hugged one and I scanned myself in under a minute and there was nothing. A while later I atill burst.
>>144770806
I space salem every round I can, does that count?
>>144770514
The facehugger will go limp after having raped their mouth for a few seconds, that's when you know they're impregnated.
You have a small window to get it off before it actually happens, so be quick and help your friend if there aren't any xenos there to fuck you up.
>>144766712
THICC?
THICC!
>>144770514
there is also a de-beaked facehugger on the station somewhere
>>144770860
well i tried to stun
>>144770940
do the face huggers that you can buy impregnate?
>law 4. Law 2 stop being malf
>>144771046
NEXT TIME DO NOT TRY.
NEXT TIME DO.
>>144770971
Don't do this to me, i'm already hungry as fuck and haven't eaten fresh fruit in days.
>>144771046
>do the face huggers that you can buy impregnate?
Hell no, why would NT ever sell something like that
>>144765308
Why is giving blowjobs while people code just so awesome
honk honk :o)
N3x is back AGAIN?
>you will never pound dana's plump pussy
>you will never get to rub your rock hard cock between dana's humongous breasts
>you will never stick it in dana's squishy, tight asshole
who here /PretendsTheirWaifuIsTheirIrlGirlfriend/
>>144771575
Omega I thought we got rid of you
>>144771410
I seriously want to suck intigracys dick
How do I fix goonlights on my computer?
Instead of normal darkness every tile is half light and half dark
I tried updating byond
>>144771575
Kurt Jacobs
>>144771809
I want to be inty's dick!
>>144771535
>squishy, tight asshole
that doesn't make any fucking sense anon
>>144771881
Update video card drivers?
>>144771965
It doesn't have to!~
>>144771575
>tfw you will never marry[contemporary waifu]
Bring back skeletons
>>144772302
>wanting contemporary waifus
>not wanting old, used up waifus that are cheap
What's the fun in having a perfect waifu handed to you? What happened to wanting to refurbish a waifu on your own and make her perfect for you?
>pomf pm's you saying he'll force 5 static namers you name to play security every round for the rest of time
who do you say?
>>144772491
Megurine Luka
Caliegh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi WilliamsSandy Sand
>>144772491
caleigh stall
naomi williams
trinity prewitt
megurine lukamei'll have my own personal harem at my disposal and plenty of stun batons to torture my favorite with
>>144772491
Yahir Kepplinger
Sawbones
Nevill Bamshoot
The Trashman
Kurt Jacobs
These people all deserve to suffer
this lighting system is stupid and ugly
>>144772309
Stop shitposting on github of all places megamaw
>[insert waifu] will never bully you
>>144772491
Five static vox
>borg kill this officer and uncuff me law 2
>>144772676
>wanting to be bullied by a waifu
>not wanting to bully the waifu
It's more fun to bully
First emotional trauma
Then physicalthen rape
eventually, her mind will snap, and she will love you and want more and more hurtful things from you
your own private, demented sex slave
>>144772491
Alice Conrad
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams
>>144772701
>Megurine uploads nt default every round
Birbcurity!
new gamemode idea
kitchen wars
>at 30 minutes a centconn representative arrives the station
>the chef must make the best food he's able to to win the competition against the syndicate cooking department
>while all this happens syndicate operatives must steal the secret centconn burger recipe
>crew wins if the centconn rep eats the centconn burger
>crew loses if the recipe is stolen and the syndie agents can feed the centconn rep a syndie burger
>you will NEVER play on a snow map
Why even bother joining the serb? It's just the same if not worse with Bus.
>>144772491
Nick Weller
Garryck Varus
Angelite Entyshak
Hunter Garland
Naomi williams
>>144772896
Fuck off Celt no one liked your hypothermia and I'm glad it has been almost completely castrated
>>144771898
Bingo, he is the stupidest cunt around. I valid him every chance I get
cybernetic skeletons from hell when
>>144773160
their hips look completely unable to support their torso and shoulder cannons
If I wanted to play on the server but have only ever played /tg/station what do I need to know
>>144773397
Is that honestly the point where you can't suspend your disbelief further
>>144773484
dont valid hunt as hard and you cant climb tables
>>144773484
You can't climb tables
Everyone's no fun allowed
Don't worry about trying to talk to anyone for anything, everyone's either too autistic in their fort build or too ready to valid hunt you.
>>144773484
dont
its not worth it
>>144773484
Assistants are always valid to kill, so if one looks at you funny feel free to thrash them.
>>144773063
Fuck off newfag, the snow map is the single thing everyone wanted.
But celt had to instead fuck over atmos while the map turned into vaporware.
>>144773591
Yred is everyone now?
>>144773748
Sure thing Celt whatever you say
>>144771898
But k-Kurt is so suaaaave he flirts with me in a spaghetti-mode imitation of a dominant male while being incredibly unrobust to the point where he can't defend me without niggering eguns or revolvers without having a job that calls for it!
>>144773892
I am yred in my heart.
>>144773892
I'm going to name my next computer Yred.
Keep wanting to get back into this but then I sit down and get intimidated.
Last time I played was when a big server implemented hiding things in your butt.
Any wide-spread updates since then?
>when you see your name in the thread for a positive reason :D
>>144774105
On Bay/Polaris code? yes
On /vg/code? Nope, not even a little
>>144774167
It kind of hurts, doesn't it
>>144773538
actually yes, that joint just looks way too flimsy for me to take seriously
it's like noticing really bad anatomy in porn, it ruins it
>>144774141
you're alright, Hunter. A bit rough around the edges but you're alright.
>>144774105
I don't know when that is, but the answer is yes. Depends on how "widespread" an update has to be, but we updated a lot of stuff for sure
>>144774141
Fuck off,Reica
>>144774385
>noticing really bad anatomy in porn
Nothing worse than this.Disdain for the /aco/ OC threads.
>>144774390
I'm not hunter desuI play female
>>144774552
It's okay Hunter, no need to be shy. Be happy with your compliment and move along.
>>144774385
>>144774537
You ever have that happen to an image you really liked before you notice it?
Happens mid-fap too and it's just an awful feeling.
>>144774692
Yeah, all the time. Closer and closer to suicide everytime.
>>144771535
>thought about dana's huge ass and gigantic breasts all night
>thought about her bouncing and jiggling as she runs down the halls
PURGE 2 WHEN?
If its not soon I'm gonna end up pushing her down and raping her in the open, bans be damned!
>>144773578
>>144773591
What's the reason for no climbing?
>he/she/xir doesn't have medical and employment records filled out
>>144775169
Because it's stupid and annoying and a lot of our maps are based around the inability to just climb up tables
>>144775169
Not sure.
Even Polaris, Bay, Hippee, and TG have table climbing
>>144775230
>tfw unironically have some barebones medical records written down for my character
it's not even shit that matters, just shit like how tall my character is and how much they weigh
>>144775292
Okay. That makes sense. Kills muh realism tho :^)
>>144772491
>Shoe Snatching Willy
>George Melons
>Kingston
>Sue Bowchief
>You
>>144775169
the only difference between an assistant and a chemist/chef/scientist/warden/mechanic is a reinforced table. too much work rebuilding the maps to circumvent it
>>144773963
i know right what a fucking faggot boyo. he needs to take his erp back to hippie
>>144775373
Because we value balance, I suppose?
Hippie and TG have it since they don't give a shit about greytiders stealing shit from places
Bay and Polaris have it since they trust that people aren't going to be greytiders stealing shit
We don't have it though, since most of our maps have places sealed off purely with Rtables, and we give a shit that people can't just walk over a table and get in
>>144775401
I wrote down my character'sorigin system, height, weight and prostheticsand their height/weight with the prosthetics off, after doing some basic math
>>144775230
I'm a healthy, relatively normal person with a normal weight and height and no medical conditions
I was hired on a discount because I was desperate for money and I liked the idea of space. Then they kept me because experience trumps all
That enough ?
how do you power emitters
So how do I get my Cargo Techs to listen to me and not just run away to jerk off in the chef's stew
>>144775623
>cable with knot
>wrench down on top of knot
>weld
>turn on
the room must have equipment power on for the APC
>>144775589
So we have the shittest community you mean that you literally have to code in tard gates where no other server needs it?
>>144773591
You can talk tome
>>144775654
>Quartermaster
>not just a cargo tech with deeper pockets
Puh-lease, meet me in the mines, weenie
I've finally come to terms that Trinity is a terrible waifu and I can't be with her anymore.
Who are some goodclown and mimewaifus, because i'm single as a pringle and ready to mingle, girls ;-)
which non-head non-silicon job gets the most radio channels?not counting librarian you fuck
>>144775932
Good bait.
>>144776260
>Pringles
>Ever single
Easily the most retarded part of your post.
>>144776260
>Waaa, why x person is not my taste?
>>144775998
This is mostly what I'm asking the question for. I had one QM who was the best dude I've ever seen, dude was respectable, and I did my best to be a good Cargo Tech for him. I want to be a QM who, despite the fact that I don't really have power, can get the men to properly consider that they're my workers, and that I'm their boss, and ask me about shit before they do it.
>>144776261
Miners get the Supply and Science channels.
I don't know of any other standard jobs that get multiple department channels.
>>144776260
>not noticing Trinity's commitment issues from a mile away
Or were those red flags what drew you in? Can't blame you
>>144776261
Geneticists and miners.
Former gets medical and research, latter gets supply and research.
>>144776260
>Hating my waifuGood stay away from her, I want her all to myselft. security player
>>144776390
>He doesn't savour the flavor, letting an entire sleeve last over a week.
>>144776529
I thought I was a glutton for punishment, but now I've come to regret that decision :-(
>>144773160
Doom 4 doesn't compare to Doom 1/2, those skeletons aren't from hell but from science.
Also when you code it.
>>144776460
send them some cash from your fat department account
give them things to do
you also start with a flash in your locker, maybe i forget
>>144776569
does the medical headset in genetics have med/sci channels?
DAVE AND FARAGE WILL BE TAKING STUDIO AUDIENCE QUESTIONS
TURN ON ITV NOW BRITS
>>144776919
literally, and who?
>>144775760
after that it shoots the laser?
what if it doesn't?
>>144777226
use a multitool on the wire
does it tell you there is power in it?
is the emitter possibly locked? (engineering ID swiped on it)
Fuck Kurt
>>144764998
N3X15 didn't actually do anything
Someone just forgot to remove the example items from their changelog
Is the colonial marines server fun?
>>144776260
You're also a terrible husbando, Kurt.
>>144777518
He'salright. Maybe needs more practice withERP.
WHO ARE THE CURRENT STATION HUSBANDOS
>>144777945
Trinity!
>>144777987
She certainly has the biggest dick
>>144777987
I want to fertilize her eggs!
I just have to! I can't help myself!
>>144777987
That's not a husbando you idiot! Husbandos are males with nice hair and cute personalities!
>>144778316
Trinito Prewitt?
Post dream teams.
>>144778381
NO!!!!
>>144778460
me with two shotguns withno ammo
>>144778316
So AIs can't be husbandos?
>>144778381
She has neither of those things. Nice try Zalika
>>144778316
Rambling maniac is may waifu
>>144777945
Don Cheeto!
Abraham Lincoln!
That one guy!
That one doctor!
I'm so fucking tired of the waifu shit
Where's the british politics section of discord so we can see celt post irish memes and we can all enjoy a little EU shitposting
>>144779669
How does it effect you?
>>144779669
we all are anon
it'll go eventually
some day
i hopeno it won't
>>144779815
it'll settle down whenshe marries me
>>144779798
It ruins the thread.
>>144779957
>it ruins the thread
Anon
The thread is always shitty. If we got rid of waifuposting, some other form of shitposting would take it's place, and you'd want that gone.
>>144779957
But they don't ruin the game for you?
Then why care? Most of it is shitposts.
>>144779957
>"""ruins"""
this thread isn't here to cater to you
>>144780170
Fuck off, furfag
>>144780238
vox are scaly or avian you mongoloid, they literally have no fur
>>144780238
Don't make me post the Rail Derails with Vore story anon
>>144780474
do it
no balls
>>144780543
http://pastebin.com/ZSTjwWrA
>>144780238
Fuck off, normie.
>>144780757
post more rapefics
>>144777945the dwarf guy that plays chef
>>144779669
After nearly 3 years I've stopped reading the thread almost entirely.
This is as bad as I have ever seen it. If your post doesn't look like an argument or greentext about the round I hit pgdn as fast as I can.
I'm really disappointed in 4chan for letting this get so out of hand that the thread has gone from one of the better ones on /vg/ to one of the worst.
>>144780787
This is you. Pathetic fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
>>144780921
I find it odd that so many people are bothered on a visceral level by the waifuposting.
Like, I don't care for it, but it doesn't actively affect my mood when I read it.
waifuism was a mistake
This is literally worse than /utg/ and /FN@F/
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>144780810
Well, that's allIwrote. I might do more in the future if the opportunity presents itself
In and out of itself that was at a time where Rail shitposting was terminal, so it seemed like an opportune time for it
CAPTCHA : Eggs
>>144780921
How can you be such a baby over words?
>>144781125
I'm not ashamed. All of my shitposts are tasteful and well crafted, unlike the waifuposts.
>>144777779
Nah, he's awful, don't even talk to him. Shit husbando shit player
>>144781134
You should do an Ashe/Felicity/Trinity rapefic
>>144781236
But he'scute
>>144780928
It's not, CHECK AND MATE.
>>144780928
>he goes on an anime/MLP imageboard
>he plays a 2d waifu simulator as a grown man
>he calls others pathetic
>>144781137
Even outsiders, still from 4chan, that see the thread do a 180.
Players don't want you around. But because this isn't our thread and we can't choose what people discuss, they take the alternative route and leave for places they can discuss the game and the server without cancer.
>>144781398
Hi Kurt
>>144781732
Tearing your family apart because you want to bring your furry sex toy to a beach resort is pretty pathetic
>>144781739
Sucks for them, then
I will not stop waifuposting or shitposting because it's my god given right to do so
If you really want to control what people talk about, go to one of the various metaclub groups and wall yourself off
>>144776569
why is research such a slut
>>144782204
because ss13 is technically a research station
Is Paramedic the single greatest job of all time?
>>144781831
That is a curiously specific scenario.
Now why did you try bring a sex toy to a public resort?
you guys remind me of that one kid who told his whole extended family at a reunion how much he really just loved anal vore. And showed them pictures on the bigscreen TV of all of them being anal vored into each other, that he had drawn.
>>144782496
You're the one who did it. Ask yourself that
>>144782630
Every fucking time I read this shit I lose a little more hope for humanity
>>144782630
Jesus Christ, I thought I was socially inept
This gives me renewed hope for myself
>>144782630
>your fat faggot grandson invites you to a party
>oh, maybe he's finally becoming more sociable, that's good
>get there, he hands you an envelope
>hang out for a while
>he suddenly tells everyone at the party something you don't understand
>you open your envelope
>it's a badly drawn picture of you shoving your grandson up your ass
What would you do, grandpa /vg/?
>>144782839
>>144782928
>>144783027
It's a fake rewrite of some furry's blog post to mock them and make it out worse than it is. The original is a much tamer story about coming out as furry.
It's not a real story or what actually happened and purely done for (yous) and to spite the original author
Sorry.
>>144782630
I can't bring myself to believe this actually happened.
The damage it would do to my sanity is too great.
>>144782512
Except that it's not my family f a m, it's literally strangers on the Internet I learned to know more about through a 2D spess game
>>144783175
Source please
>>144783152
Thank god.Fuck, and here I was hoping I wasn't at rock bottom when it came to the social awkwardness scale
>>144783152
Man, you ruined my fantasy
The fantasy where there are worse people in the world than me
>>144783027
Just get up and walk the fuck out of the house without saying a word.
>>144783212
Fuck, meant for
>>144783152
>>144783328
this is the safest method of action
>>144783202
Imagine you were one of the cousins at that party. This is how all of us think of you.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10434
AEIOU
>>144784050
YES.
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
>put cocoa powder into a drinking glass
>put milk on it
>no chocolate milk
LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
>>144784050
nah
>>144784050
No thank you
>>144784050
May God have mercy on our souls.
>>144784259
try that IRL
see what happens
>>144784050
make it AI/silicon/head announcement only and we're golden
>>144784259
If we add chocolate milk, can we make it so that pouring it out gibs you?
>You will never be a faithful service borg, acting as a robotic butler for those who law 2 you to do so
>Serving tea/beer/a dinner tray to the face on demand
Reminder that Celt supports the European Unions and wants Britain to remain in it.
Deadmin when?
>>144781739
>autists and normies scared off by the thread
Good, last thing anyone that actually plays the game wants is an influx of plebs screaming about wanting things changed.
>>144784423
why not? that's in the game. Just do it.
>>144784503
Since when do we let Jews in as admin?
>>144784374
i tried to grind chocolate bars but they only gave me sugar and nutriment
>>144784050
I'd love it as a button admins can activate
>>144777945
Dmitri is my slav husbando after he cured my cancer.
>>144784532
Because everyone hates cyborgs unless they're being a tool for usefulness or a tool for destruction
>>144781254
Please, will pay in pomfcoins
>order ballistics crate
>try to get emitter working and die because it was the wrong way
>go back and open the crate
>shoot 2 times
>accidentally recycle the gun in the autolathe
>order another crate
>it gets stolen
>security comes in
>mfw they couldn't find any guns
>mfw i folded the evidence into paper cranes and put them on the desk
Where's my sangria barman
I want my sangria, barman
>See this new waifu shit
>Try advancing on Sandy
>Get her some nice takeout
>Even buy BUY a fucking six pack to get her intoxicated
>She rejects all my advances
>I eat the food, become obese
>She makes a point of avoiding me
>I drank all the beer and died
>>144781245
Shit, I've been found
Better go combat next shift
>>144784503
The entire European admin team supports the European Union to a degree, we aren't /pol/ards
It's probable the rest of the admin team does, but it's hard to forge a proper opinion when your only source is occasional "did you know" news segments
>>144785349
>The entire European admin team supports the European Union to a degree
Fucking disgusting
I'm glad my country isn't on the fucking euro
>>144785349
>supporting the EU
into the trash
>Sec radio buzzing about guy in atmos suit with an ebow shooting dudes
>same guy breaks into HoS office from space and steals his locker
>sec catches him
>Cap takes him for execution
>round ends
>EXTENDED
>>144785236
You cocky son of a bitch.
>>144785315
Well done!
>>144785338
Is this by the same guy that made the vagina robot
It is, isn't it
It's also just silly looking
>>144785349
>Being against the EU
>/pol/ tard
Ah yes, remember that vote leave is simply a facist movement and not leading recent polls by roughly 4% of the vote
>>144785574
I really like that pic
Wish there was a syndieborg
All the fuck you in one borg
>4 arms
>laser cannon, e-gun, e-sword and C-20
>always harm
Because fuck everyone and everything that exists
>>144785349
Oh yeah then I guess 51% of Norwegians were /pol/ back in 1994
>>144785338
>Borg mounted L6
Give now
I want to impregnate Hime Kizuna!
>>144785865
Uhh...
>>144785693
The greatest single social correlation with voting Remain is university attendance.
Leave are literally less educated.
>>144785809
>implying they're the same thing
>>144785808
I believe TG code has a syndicate borg the nuke ops can pull to add another player that is pretty much a fuck you all package with so many different modules to use.
>>144785829
No
That'd be fun
>>144785945
>The most educated should control the country
>The working class are irrelevant
Are you sure you're not the /pol/ tard with these hot opinions?
>>144764998
how does it feel to have any good people that actually did something get banned?
i didnt see any good greentext for like half a year
> hey its me, spacestation1000
How did I do on the brig upgrade?
>>144786134
Involvement/10
Needs its own dedicated SME to power the fry-grids
>>144786134
>but it was extended, not much need for the cells
Why is every crabs life suffering?
Reminder to break into xenobio and use wirecutters on the crab. It revives every few seconds for EZ supercrab that breaks the server
>>144786134
Needs more tile painting and light-up floors
>>144784374
Pretty sure that's how colacao works
and therefore nesquik, I guess
>>144786462
>the fix is finished
>Not merged yet
>>144782628
But I didn't even know such a thing could happen, ergo you did it and you're projecting looking for insight on your life.
I wish you the best of luck anon, even if you're a little kooky!
Maybe you could try group therapy! Find Yahir Kepplinger and tell him about how your little obsession with a sex toy, I'm sure he has plenty stories of his own to share with you!
>>144785919
Hime is gonna be my wife and we're gonna have lots of kids!
>>144785994
we have syndie borgs as well.
>>144786197
>but it was extended, not much need for the cells
pffffthahahaha
Warden/HoS here. It was a constant revolving door of greytide. Hell, we even nabbed a dude with an ebow who broke into the HoS office to steal the locker. On extended. Thank you for upgrading, we fucking needed it.
>>144786179
how is upgrading the station "involvement"
Post ckey, favourite and least favourite admin
>>144786770
Not when I checked as nuke op the last few times. Gatling gun or teleporter boards are the big spends, no Nuke mech/borg in sight
>>144786179
Noted, will install a wall of SM shards for extra safety next time and colored floors. I will even admit that it was almost involvement, I tried to stay out of the way but there was a time where there was +10 people walking around in the front area.
Being the little crab is fun, but lonely since you are expected to stay out of things and never interact.
>>144786948
no
ghlor
serwind
>>144786134
Needs a disposal pipe straight into perma to hasten jurisdiction.
>>144786948
dragonbro
dragonbro
mrpain
>>144787164
and flings you right into a supermatter crystal
>>144786956
The modules there at least, if you open an issue on github you could get some feedback on what sort of gear to slap onto it.
I myself have been kicking around the idea for a scav droid for the traders.
>>144786948
no
elim
serwind
Imagine if admins sneaked in a rogue mommi update with no mention in the changelog
Nobody would fucking see it coming
non-antag malf when?
>>144787236
No I'm spartacus
>>144787495
Pray for an ion storm or random law.
>>144786948
fuck off
niggly
serwind or dragonbro
>>144787975
is that you celt
>>144786948
probe
intigracy
probe
>>144786948
pomf123
dekret
intigracy
>>144787562
No I'm Killette.
>>144788804
hi killette
>>144786956
module in the code (its the old one tg has better ones)
need ask some one put it back in the TC buy list and fix it up a bit.
It need new icons and tools etc
Where do I sign up to be a waifu? I'd really like the attention
>>144788928
HOI
>>144789189
Play a female character.
Shill yourself anonymously in the thread and samefag to increase your reputation
It also helps to write a fetish porn book about yourself in the library and shill that in the thread
>>144789189
Theres a few ways to become a waifu.
1: Be lewd
2: Be terrible
3: Be good at your job and willing to play for several months without recognition
4: Spam your name in the thread till people remember it.3 is the best option
t. 3
>>144789189
You can shill yourself on the thread, putting down other waifus whilst riding their game to try and elevate yourself in the server.
Or you can just play for months in your job role, always trying to consistantly do your best until you get noticed.
>>144787327
As a person that likes playing borgs, I'd be all for more borgs for different stuff.
>>144789189
Play security, every literally who gets waifu status when they play sec
>Megurine
>Alice
>Caleigh
>Naomi
>Trinity
>Zalika
all of which are literally who tier and not even that good get recognition for free for playing security
>>144789038
I'll throw it on the backburner if nobody else picks it up, currently busy making shit nobody asked for, far more important.
>>144789606
>caleigh
>not gr8
gr8 medic
gr8 sec
gr8 mechanic
perfect waifu
>>144789606
>naomi
>not gr8
gr8 sec
gr8 greyshit
gr8whatever else they play
perfect waifu
>>144789606
>trinity
>not g8
gr8 sec
gr8 nuke op
gr8bitch
perfect waifu
>zalika wants to fuck kaylie morgan
we've really come full circle lads, bad waifus going after bad waifus.
>>144790135
>lads
Sod off Shiggy
>>144789606
Actually good tier
>Caleigh
>Naomi
Actually average tier
>Alice
>Megurine
Actually bad tier
>Trinity
Actually trash tier
>Zalika
fixed your meme list
>waifu talk again
Do you people even play the game?
>>144790363
>orders them in how little they play
Point on the doll where the officer steamrolled your antag roll
>>144790425
No.
>Finally get the perfect map and perfect conditions for The Crossing
>Captain and Detective refuse to pay toll and breach guest right by attacking me in my own hall
>And who
>Are you
>>144784050
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
You know i'm actually fucking sick of Dylan's shit and I genuinely wish he died or at least left /vg/
>>144790692
they were no fun, I enjoyed watching the butthurt
TRADERS
>>144790425
I just observeand fat to dana's big ass titties
>>144790692
the fucking blocking gimmicks are NEVER fun and always a hassle, you got what you deserved
t. nofun
>>144790806
Did he force meteors again? Did he interfere with the round with admin powers because he didn't like the way someone was playing for some arbitrary reason?
>>144790485
Naomi played a few shifts yesterday and was semi-sec today earlier
>>144790816
It's not that hard to build, so it's not a big deal. Atleast one person paid the toll.
>>144784050
HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
EBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
>get abducted by ayy lmaos
>think it's not real and just brain damage from the drinks
>>144790692
I made a toll booth at arrivals once and got thrown into perma because everyone was so fucking mad at me
>>144790872
Don't blame her for not sticking around seeing all the shitposting that following Trinity who's still too dumb to give up
>>144791105
Arrivals is actually a really good place, too.
>>144791143
>Implying I've given up
>Implying I'm not the one doing a lot of trinity shitposting
I just want to purge the shitters from security and make it FUN again
>>144790692
I'm only a cat of a different coat.
Anyone else genuinely wished for the server to just stop being hosted for half a year to try and purge shittery from the threads?
But then, some superfag would go ahead and post in pomf's stead like how it always went.
>>144791704
It doesn't work you retard
>>144791302
>I just want to purge the shitters from security
Trinity didn't even turn up today for a roasting, where were you?
>>144791704
>taking away the game and leaving only shitposting the thread
>this will purge the shittery
>>144792364
It worked in 28 Days Later.
>>144791704
Want to stop shittery?
Stop replying to the shittery
Stop giving waifu posting attention
Stop calling out Kurt Jacobs for being a creeper
Stop calling out Killette because someone disagrees with you
Stop posting /d/fetishes in a worksafe board
Stop making the pettiest complaints about security officers not answering you on the radio because you're such an important spessman when we still have officers beating people to death and lying about changeling status to force excections and getting away with it.
Stop letting coders shut down opinions just because they 'worked so hard'
Post greentext, stories, art, ideas for the future, remenise about the past. But if you keep giving way to shitposters, you only encoruage them, and eventually it spills onto the actual game and we get announcements like 'TRINITY!' and 'oh hey it's the dog fucker' which everyone has to see.
>>144790363
I'm sorry but I enjoy too much harmbatoning your little traitorous ass. Stay mad
>>144792208
Nobody plays dailyexcept literal autists
>>144793074
So half the server
Objective dream security female static team.
>Captain: Megurine Luka
>HoS: Alice Conrad
>Warden: Caleigh Stall
>Sec Officer: Naomi Williams
>Detective: Unfilled position as it is a useless role and shouldn't be a seperate job, give an officer the access and it'll be exactly the samebut also Naomi Williams
I visit this /vg/ thread more often than I actually paly the fucking game.
>why
>>144792942
But I hate Kurt so much
>>144793482
is this a dream team for greyshits because they could get away with anything with that team and easily out robust them.
REMOVE WAIFUS FROM SECURITY
>>144793834
Only unrobust scrub on that list isCaleighdesu
>>144793891
Let's do it by shitposting and metagrudging them yeeaah!
>>144793920
you clearly have not seen these people play and only have them on your list because they are grills
>>144794352
I've actually hardly ever had a problem with any of them.
Which don't you agree with anon?
>>144794490
Megurine the most. They are super unrobust. They tried to play HoS a while back and it was just embarrassing to watch.
>>144794627
That's why I put them as captain, captain's don't need to be robust desu.
>>144794490
Naomi not being a detective because keeping someone who's one of the few who actually knows how to play the role is criminal
Beyond PDAing Kaylie Morgan to make her sit in a cell Naomi isn't a redeeming officer. For argument's sake, Trinity has still been consistantly finding antags, keeping herself outfitted with tools and weapons and patroled far more regularly that Naomi did that one shift they played together.
>>144794707
>Sec dream team
>the members on my sec dream team don't actually have to be good
I know they play captain because of how shit they are and everyone expect the cap to be shit but you clearly stated sec dream team which means you expect them to be arresting nerds among other sec things.
371 posts and literally no greentext round stories or pictures of cool shit.
stop the drama and post more spess.
So, the ops bombed the Goon Sat, then went and bombed the DJ Sat right after.
>>144794776
Why doesn't Trinity check on the brig more often and stand up to bullshit officers anymore when there's clear fuckery going on?
Has she been kicked down by Ghlor's ban and have admin's honing her all the time now or what?
>>144793891
If they get knocked up they won't be able to do their jobs as security.
>>144794776
There is just no point for detective to be a unique role. Just like chemist, robotocist and bartender/chef/botanist should be unique roles. It's such a small and irrelevant job that officers should just have detective access and perform that job too.
For arguments sake Trinity has played a ton of security officer and only gotten worse as time went on, she just completely forgets the radio exists.
>>144795021
>pictures of cool shit
You're lucky I'm so lazy, or I would have posted jpegs of frozen poops
>>144792942
>Stop replying to the shittery
ok
>Stop giving waifu posting attention
Waifus are the lifeblood of /vg/station, though.
>Stop calling out Kurt Jacobs for being a creeper
>Stop calling out Killette because someone disagrees with you
Good.
>Stop posting /d/fetishes in a worksafe board
Go to reddit if it offends you with envy so much, furfag.
>Stop making the pettiest complaints about security officers not answering you on the radio because you're such an important spessman when we still have officers beating people to death and lying about changeling status to force excections and getting away with it.
so it's basically "stop creating shittery", a complement to the first point
>Stop letting coders shut down opinions just because they 'worked so hard'
Not really related at all.
>>144795021
B-but my Frey crossing
>gray nigger wasting booze on attacking himself
>kill a man because he was wasting beer
>>144795178
Isn't detective specifically there to be the "training job" for sec? Like, if you want to play sec but have no experience with the department, you play detective to learn the ropes and get used to the layout of the dept. and whatnot.
>Get 5 kills use all my smg ammo
>Some mong dies with his smg and ammo
>Atmos tech proceeds to knock and kill both last 2 ops with said smg
baka desu onii-senpai
>>144795373
That's what regular officer is for
>>144795254
>Waifus are the lifeblood of /vg/station
kysfam
>>144795441
Should have just given up after you guys were dumb enough to bomb the DJ sat, and Gooncode Sat
>>144795373
you get a scanner to solve crimes which is your job
>>144795373
No, detective is very different from security officer and has completely different responsibilities.
Detectives shouldn't be making arrests, patrolling or anything of the sort like regular sec. They sit in their autist cave, watch cameras and scan blood.
>>144795537
You're memeing too hard denying it.
Next you'll imply that catbeasts and speaking mimes shouldn't be valid.
>>144795569
I mean it was dumb ops round but we actually robusted through most of security despite having 3 retards.
>>144795254
I want you to literally end your life
>>144795587
Exactly. You're part of sec, but with basically no responsibility because what you DO isn't actually important. It's just the job where you get used to Sec before getting a real job.
How tall are vox?
>RD
>hear that nuke ops have breached the East side of the station
>hide in the disposal bin in my office
>watch as my coworkers are gunned down by the nuke ops outside my office
>>144794776
>Beyond PDAing Kaylie Morgan to make her sit in a cell Naomi isn't a redeeming officer100% SUCCESS RATE
>>144795664
of course they should. All degeneracy should be valid.
>>144795537
>>144795675
Shitposting won't get you unperma'd from /vg/station.
Enjoy your hippie/TGstation while I enjoy my waifus and superior server.
>>144795847
>not wanting the serb to be HippeVore 2.0 is "Shitposting"
cool story
>>144795834
>goes to the deformed oriental cartoon porn site founded by a horny pre-teen jew
>complains about degeneracy
>>144795178
>my waifu doesn't pay attention to me here's the meme critisim of the week
>>144795693
Being a detective is meant to be for pinning crimes easier on suspects, finding things security wouldn't notice otherwise, and removing all doubt for officers so they can enact justice without deliberating or giving a wrong sentance.
That means officers have to be independant and have more responsibility than officers, not less than regular security. No wonder most detectives have been turning out shit.
Although it doesn't help most HoS are scared of the bwoink to even listen to you and your evidence and trials are the meme thing right now when you just don't need them.
>>144795671
Doesn't matter who you robusted you still lost and made a huge fool of yourselves
>>144795963
>wanting the server to be silentpowermurderbone the serve isn't shitposting
>>144776470
Geneticist gets science and medical.
Helps with powergaming if that's your cup of tea.
What's the name of that .txt file you need to created in the config folder to actually have yourself as an admin/host in your own test server again?
>>144796110
>meme criticism
Trinity doesn't talk over the radio enough, she doesn't report shit even when prompted to. When I played with her yesterday she didn't really speak much, made a few comments and jokes but when it came to actual security stuff she was silent over the radio.
She spoke more about the detectives coat than the altercation her and the HoS had at escape, doesn't that make you think?
>>144796110
>arrest someone
>execute them based on evidence found by detective
>turns out the guy was framed
>you get banned for non-antag murder
This is why sec has become shit, one mistake means you get banned.
>>144796012
>furfag triggered
>>144796262
>implying that's not also degeneracy
>>144796404
admins and admin_ranks
Copy them from the example folder.
>>144796487
>2hu
>furfaggotry
>Reduced to a week on appeal, but Im serious when I say your behavior needs to improve.
He does it for free
>>144796743
>posts unfunny anime bullshit
>expects to be taken seriously
Memetic
>>144796414
You mean the 'bullying' shift where the thread was a complete and total shit show and we have captain announcements announcing security as dykes?
I caught the altrication as a ghost and the HoS screamed for you guys to kill her and that she was rogue whilst she was explaining herself to him, to which you all dog-piled on her before she could get a word out and the HoS then went brain dead right after.
Are you actually using that and comparing it to shifts today where people were batonned the whole time they were being arrested becuse no officer would go for their cuffs?
>>144796826
He isn't an admin anymore
>>144796885
>2hu
>anime
You could at least try, this general has been through much advanced shitposting.
>>144796743
Like I care what specific otherkin you are, you're still a degenerate.2hu's fanbase is cancer, but the games are fun if you ignore the plots and characters, and some of the music is pretty alright. Also Chen is the honkmother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qutUyQqhjdM
New escape shuttle music when?
>>144796579
Cheers.
>>144796960
>made by a gook
>has the gook cartoon art style
>cast of lolis
It's anime as far as I can actually care about it
>>144797015
>chen is the honkmother
Some autist just for super triggered.
>>144797016
Fully expected GiivaSunner
>>144797015
>2hu
>the games are fun
Fuck off.
>>144796898
>HoS begins screaming "Trinity rogue kill her"
>Doesn't explain why
>By the time I get there he's braindead
Unless there's good reason I'm not executing a fellow officer even if it's fucking trinity prewitt, the HoS going braindead right after was just icing on the cake that he shouldn't be trusted. Nobody tried to arrest or kill either of them, the rest of us just saw it as something stupid.
I can't talk about shifts today as I only played one and it wasn't really as security. Was it a vox security member doing the batoning? I saw them do it on the shift I played, seemed weird for a WARDEN not to HAVE CUFFS
>>144797284
I like danmaku shooters. Come at me.
>>144797183
>i'm butthurt about it so that makes it anime
>even though its not an anime
Holy shit.
It's embarassing that the Gooncode sat has any mobs at all with their shitty current AI.
>>144797448
>butthurt
I think the one telling others to kill themselves via anime reaction images is the butthurt one here.
>>144797305
I'm just pointing out that a lot of the 'shit' may come from how security acts themselves because it's 'fucking trinity prewitt'
If you're just going to make it all harder for each other don't act suprised and try and get pity because you have it soooo hard when you're all in fighting and refusing to work together. It takes two people to have a disagreement and so far all you've put out is real petty shit about each other
It shits up the thread and it's pointless. Everyone in security and this whole thread should just grow up.
>le epic wifeys ecks dee
>I wanna fuck animals superbad :V
how do you people even manage to squeeze videogames into your busy masturbation schedule
>>144797952
It's much easier to do whenI'm busy admining
fuck it, detectives should just carry sec belts and act like officers.
ask hop for security officer access too.
why the fuck not, it might make the job useful and not just an afk for 40 minutes game.
DOOOOO ITTT
>>144796414
>Check the logs for Trinity bullying memes
>Trinity spoke more than Naomi over the radio, informed every new security joiner, announced when she was doing her patrols and made a report she wasn't finding anything, lent advice to officers as she passed them, and brought people to the warden and explained what'd happened before leaving them off
>Naomi spent most of her time in the brig, shooting first without asking questions against three people who crossed her, and didn't even take a suspect in that Trinity wasn't helping her arrest. Naomi has much less time on the security radio and most of it is to harp on Trinity whilst she's doing her job. She got detective's access for a scanner, but didn't pass on any information she got with it to security at all.
>The HoS pushes Trinity multiple times in the shift, and calls her a faggot. When Trinity stuns/cuffs him and he's shouting rogue and to kill her, she finds time to explain she's arresting for battery before the Warden shoots her with a taser and cuffs her, without a word. Naomi follows after to continue her bullying streak. Trinity is the one who points out the HoS in braindead to the Warden's apparent suprise.
What the fuck is all this shit?
>>144795254
>waifus are the lifeblood of /vg/station, though.
You disgust me.
>anons still get mad about waifu posting
>instead of ignoring it, they constantly bitch in the thread
Good. Keep crying bitch niggas, your tears gives me the power to waifu post more.
>>144798951
ebin
ERP still makes you valid, right?
>>144798747
To defend myself as Naomi
>No need to talk to new officers since trinity beat me to the punch of informing them
>I always try and use my hailer first when somebody is set to arrest, they almost always try to run so I tase
>Time spent in brig = watching cameras and setting records
>Never needed to scan anything as there wasn't anything worth scanning
>Banter = fun
>HoS took the memes too far, whilst I did harmless jokes he attacked her for nothing
>Naomi follows after to continue her bullying streak = Naomi goes to escape as it was evac time and thus was going towards the shuttle
It's probably all just evidence that I'm awful at security and should only play detective, I just feel patrolling is often useless and with cameras you can see more that's going on.
>>144798951
>He fell for the "ignoring will stop them" meme
You fool. They'll just keep shitposting no matter how little replies there are to them
>>144798885
The feeling is mutual, newfag.
>>144799215
You won't even get time to be valid because you'll be permabanned for it.
>>144798747
>Completely disregarding the part where Trinity stuns, cuffs and throws the HoS out an airlock, which he gets attacked by carp and dies.
Trinity, it's wrong to post about yourself.
>>144799354
>newfag
Heh.
>>144794951
I play captain because no one does. I actually only have three jobs turned on. Captain, HoS, QM. All set to medium. I just get captain 90% of the time.
>>144799215
Nah, go at it.
>>144799354
>newfag
>doesn't recognize that avatarfag
Who's new now, lifeweeb
>>144764998
>try to arrest a security officer for killing a traitor
>Murder is a crime
>A crime is a crime is a crime
>get told to fuck off, and people start trying to kill me because i try to arrest the officer for murder.
>>144795254
>Waifus are the lifeblood of /vg/station, though
You're the reason people, including myself, have lost the will to play.
>>144799354
>Newfag
>>144799410
Not Trinity and the logs are free game if you can find them :^)
>>144799260
Yet you still shitpost and bring the drama anyway? For what reasons?
If I can stop some shitposting and bring the thread back to good posts, because you're acting like a child and just playing along with a thread or something happened in some other server then fuck me I'm going to stop it right now
>>144799534
Shucks. I wanted to hunt down waifufags and torture them.
>>144799431
>>144799563
Italus Clarke is a newfag to me and I shan't let him rewrite /vg/ history.
>>144799739
>Italus Clarke
I hope you're just joking now, this genuinely offends me.
>>144799716
What day was that from and what time, roughly?
I'll find it.
>>144799686
You do not play the game anymore.
So why are you here?
The server is not for you anymore, I'll enjoy the superior thing it became in the meanwhile with other like-minded people and have fun with them.
If you static fags don't stop staticfagging I'm going to use the same character name and bully you in game with my meta friends who will also use your name.
>>144799716
Fuck I'm tired and tilting really hard.You're right I just don't want to admit it.I'll take a break from playing this game for a while,I've just become shitty now
>>144799834
Trinity didn't hurt HoS, he went braindead, wasn't thrown or fed to carps.
t. was there
>>144799834
6th of June 2016
The round starts around 12pm GMT give or take. Trinity's second round as security officer. Naomi's first round as security officer. You'll know when you've found it by the amount of shitposting IC about Trinity in the shift.
>>144799874
But I do still play, I just hate it.
>>144796487
Behead those who insult Chen!
>>144799739
I've been here since January THIS year.
DO NOT call me, or any of my metafriends newfags. WE WILL make your spess miserable.
>>144800057
I hope you realize that people like you are the reason the thread is so bad and that keeps the server down.
>>144765093
Hime is a fucking shit player, never saw anything not cringy about him
>>144795138
You can't knock up my plasmaslut
>>144800275
Can you elaborate on that?
>>144800568
>shitpost on the thread because you're miserable
>be miserable in-game too
Put 2 and 2 together.
>tfw a mommi walks past me in a ushanka holding vodka
>>144799716
>going to stop the shitposting
What's the point? We're all anon here. Everyone will keep playing security, everyone will keep waifu posting. There's no garuntee anyone will stop.
One of them will snap and stop playing security, or get banned. Maybe they'll come to a realisation all they want is each other's attention because /vg/ is a terrible place for waifu's to foster anything like a friendship. They can add each other on steam and be friends there. Maybe they're both just shit and only just realising it.
This general's fucked though. There's no salvaging it.
>>144799739
>italus Clarke
>not harke
>refers to my static before Italus Hark was name and appearance banned by salty admins
>calling me a newfag
I mean a year isn't a long time compared to others but holy shit dude.
Did I touch you somewhere by accident or something?
>>144799916
Then I'll just collect logs and get both of you banned for metagrudging. ;^)
>AI shocks me and puts me in crit
>3 people walk over me without bringing me back up
>miss doing cool shit while lisa OST plays
>>144801096
Nice fabrications, attentionwhore.
Everyone knows the only identity ban ever applied was on Quel.
>>144800332
You can impregnate anything if you're angry enough.
>>144801184
>Medbay staff says "How do i clone"
>Walks away defibs me and lets me die 4 times
>Leaves my corpse on the floor
neo-medbay is so great.
AI UNLOCK THIS DOOR LAW 2
AI LAW 2
AI LAW 2 DON'T LISTEN TO LEON
AI LOCATE LEON
AI DON'T OPEN ANY DOORS LAW 2
AI OPEN DON'T LISTEN TO MEDICAL STAFF LAW 2
AI LAW 2
AI OPEN THIS DOOR
LAW 2 AI
AI LAW 2
AI LAW 2 OPEN THIS DOOR
AI OPEN THIS DOOR LAW 2
AI LISTEN TO LEON LAW 2
>>144801159
Its not meta grudging. We both share the same IC name. This ruins our uniqueness, and therefore is a conflict driver. I already have a 10 page thesis on why bullying staticfags is not bannable. So go ahead and try it kid
>>144801197
You're just trying to stir shit lmao
Go take a ciggy break and stop bothering the married husbando
>>144801339
this is the price you pay for everyone shitposting about all the good players in medbay to the point that they all stop playing medbay
>Spend the round setting up a red wedding
>Make a daughter in genetics and set up the chapel so that it was semi-presentable
>Ready to go out and recruit some cutthroats for the wedding
>Can't get midi2piano to work for Rains of Castamere
>Suddenly Delta code
>>144796885
IT BEGINS
>>144801342
>Robot Mann
>Beef E. Robott
>both massive shitters
I'm noticing a pattern here
mang, i'll stop playing RP jobs
it makes you feel so useless when shit happens
>>144801427
>damage control
>>144801339
i just know chemistry and treating a good amount of things.one time i had to walk away to check your blood type then remembered i can't hook up IV drips because i'm a dumbass
>>144801342
AI from last round, I'm surprised a human being says this and not me :^)
>>144801096
You're forgetting "mistaking me for someone else"
>>144801613
Examine them with medHUDs to view their records. Tells you their blood type and shit.
>>144801792
>namecalling
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>144801197
KingGrimlock got an appearance ban as Rin something or other.
>>144801923
Will it also show me embarrassing attempts at writing medical records?
>>144801339
I miss the Abe Lincoln CMO days
>delusional waifutards still thinking waifu shitposting is not the lowest kind of shitposting and
Even zas and borg shit is more enjoyable and related to the game than retarded neckbeards and attention seeking women shilling themselves to death
And i fucking hate borg law discussions
>>144801942
>plainer greentext than a week old biscuit
>stating some sort of autist code that you expect me to be in the loop on, or even give a shit about
Seems like the Feds should start including (you)s in care packages for autistic children, this is just cuhrayzee
>>144801641
He's done it every round I've seen him play
>>144801483
You need to play assistant and work on your no-access power game if you want to play an RP job and be effective
>>144802163
>implying impotent bitching about waifuposting isn't the worst kind of shitposting
Kill yourself
>>144801613
Click drag IV drip to attach
>>144802163
Who's you're waifu
>AI acting fucking bonkers all round
>america laws roundstart lol
>lots of stuff happens
>suddenly rad storm
>"the station has entered the rad- storm, please seek shelter imedietly"
>"In 1990, the chacha, in 1990..."
>>144802286
>I WANT TO FUCK X WHO WANTS TO FUCK X
>DONT FUCK X SHE IS MINE
>WHO IS YOUR TOP X WAIFUS
vs
>waaah i dont like this
>lets shitpost about something else
One is whining and the other one is being a fucking retarded faggot shilling themselves
>be warden on deadpop
>have to greyshit the gloves from cyborg station and go set up the singulo hacking each step of the way
>literally every secure area minus my brig is emagged
>finally catch the guy who niggered the captains laser
>find tator gear and give him a comfy public execution
>hold into the caps laser
>chemist emags into the brig in plain sight
>spaghettis a bomb in a panic and drops his emag
>laser him to death
>guy in a mining hardsuit walking towards the brig with an emag and taser in his hands
>laser him to death
>mfw
>>144801438
Your gimmicks are pretty bad
>>144802643
One is people having fun
The other is autists screaming like children because people are talking about something they don't like.
>>144792942
yeah, whatever you say kilette
>>144803039
Sorry.
i make poost
>>144804514
I gib (you) comrade, enjoy
>>144806437
TRIGGERED
>>144806437
Do you just hear the word "gender" and immediately think of tumblrites?
I think you spend too much time here
>>144786948
sj
kammerjunk
intigracy
>watching the round
>clown being an annoying faggit
>paramed gets fed up
>pushes clown down and kicks him
>clown chimps out
>murders paramed with a welder
is there a message saying someone dies when you kill them or do i keep beating someone's face over and over to make sure they don't call for help then examine them to see their pulse
>Trader stole a gygax
>>144807798
"[Person] seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless..."
>>144807798
X seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
>>144807798
Seizes up and falls limp
>>144807798
yeah retard
why is the "protect X" antag objective so rare?
every time i'm antag i get tasked to steal meaningless shit like RPD or RCD
i really wanted to be a terminator and try to keep my target safe while someone else is tasked to kill him
>>144806437
is this degeneracy on our server?
>sec tator
>oh boy
>warden asks me to pull him to bridge
>parapen him there
>kill him
>strip him
>my pc freezes the moment i see the message "SPS: FRANK BICKERSON DIED IN BRIDGE"
>it unfreezes with the hos looking at me
>tell them an atmos guy parapened me killed the warden and escaped into a vent
>spent bullets at my side
>i have his id on me and my icon is wardens
>im next to him and he was obviously being stripped
>they believe me
>start welderbombing left and right
>still nobody knows or care
>about to go full elephant on the shuttle
>autotator pulls a revolver and kills me and the hos in seconds
>never got to welderbomb the shittle
fuck
Sawbones is my waifu!
>sec asks Jed if he sabotaged atmos
>he says no
>oh okay
>>144808056
>Killing your security brothers even as an antag
>>144808025
This is our code, see "N3X15"
>>144808106
Enjoy your waifu while you can his time is almost up
>>144807960
I doubt its even in the game. I'm pretty sure its commented out.
>>144808143
it was the mommi, trust me
>>144808267
i remember yesterday a guy got a objctive to protect a nigga
and he got his greentext saying "this greytider was successfull"
>>144807823
>not putting beacons on mechs and building your own personal mech console so you can lock down any hijackers, run over and yank the fucking cell out of it.
THAT IS YOUR FAULT ROBO BRO
>>144806437
Gender =/= SJW
It's literally there so we can easily define a mob as a male, female, or neutral 'gender' so that any messages involving them can have the proper pronouns, instead of having to do the pronouns manually for every single item
>>144808025
>common English grammar
>degeneracy
?????
>>144806437
>Anon discovers there are genders in a video game and becomes offended
>>144808387
Admins can set any objective if they feel up to it but they'll have to manually toggle those.
There's still the harm/debrain/repay debt et al. Everythings still there it was just commented out because it worked poorly. No one has gotten the urge to overhaul them.
>>144808420
Or you could just DNA lock it.
>yahir's fucboi voice in discord
>>144808875
why discord and not mumble
>>144808056
You. You are the rare sort of individual that fills every cell in my body with infernal rage. Not just a traitor, but one who commits the unforgivable crime of fratricide. That warden would have laid his life on the line for his brothers in arms, for the good of the station, and for the glory of Nanotrasen.
You deserve a slow death, involving the severing of each of your traitorous limbs and your torso being sealed in the incinerator for all of eternity, so that you may suffer both in the mortal coil and the one beyond.
You are a disgrace to the uniform. Only death can redeem your putrid soul.
>>144808615
There are plenty of fingers to point but being a top tier roboticist starts with the roboticist.
>>144806437
I think I was the only one who thought this was a joke
>>144808875
It's a cute accent
>>144809842
You're dealing with very severely autistic people who ERP with NPC animals in a fifteen year old Byond game. If it's anything beyond a pun or knock knock joke they're going to be completely fucking baffled and give you weird looks.
>>144808256
It is not.
>>144810405
Uh yes it is look on github mate
>>144808387
Grayshit implanted.
Medbay got a whole revamp on bus after people gave a list of complaints
I want to get all the complains for bus sec so it gets fixed up too. I'll start
>No brig medbay
>HOS office shutters should be on a separate button and default to closed at shift start to make break-ins less easy
What else?
YAHIR HAS A TUMBLR
>YAHIR HAS A TUMBLR
W O W
O
W
t. Yahir
>Yahir has a tumblr
I want to tickle arthur dentist's cervix!
YAHIR - TUMBLITE?
EXPLAIN THIS FAGS
>>144811083
Metaclub?
What is that?
I've never seen one.
>>144806437
Are you people serious? You're really getting triggered over grammar?
>>144811083
the only guy I'd want to play overwatch with is garryck
>Sawbones sounds like an underage fucking retard
Of course.
>>144811375
And you still didn't listen to Celt.
>>144811432
Celt's of age
Sawbones IS LITERALLY underage
>>144811643
hes 21
>>144811375
who are you so we can have a one on one, a freakin talk
shitcord link where
>>144812317
https://discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh1Fm1ti
>>144812317
https://discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh2so1Um
>>144812317
https://discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh5NQnTv
>>144808875
>>144808976
Can we ban discordfags already for metagaming and being degenerates?
>>144812801
Agreed, fuck the Discord
>>144813894
>>144812801
how about you come in and hang out
>>144813934
Why? Why not hang out on OOC or the thread?
Oh right because you're shitposting on them.
>>144814114
Because OOC and the thread aren't a good place to hold conversations.
Okay.
Also bernouts btfo.
>trying to catch the clown at brig
>sec accidentally stuns me while i was holding the clowns pda
>he walks over me and slips on the PDA
>>144814535
And neither is discord you reddit fuck.
IRC always existed.
>god tells me to make an altar to the nar-sie toy
>people fucking insist of ruining it and i make a shitty one and just tell nar sie to fuck me up
>HE ACTUALLY DOES THE FUCKING MAD MAN
>>144814535
NOT ANYMORE
>>144814909
That was fun
Specially since i didn't even commit any crimes i think at that time
>>144814848
Did you really want to take your chances with Nar-Nar in escape?
>>144814994
>Guy comes into medbay asking me to make him polyacid so he can ruin your altar
who threw acid at the trader
>>144814912
Why use IRC when Discord is better in every way?
>try to be nice to the trader
>order knight armor and fancy clothes using my miner cash and drop them off so he can sell them
>Frank loses his PDA
>starts yelling that I stole it
>pushes me down and starts to strip me
>greyshit with him tries to take off my radio
>get up and grab my bag
>debate pulling one of my guns and shooting them
What the hell, I couldn't fire that railgun even with a capacitor and the rails.
this is BS, I want my time and money back
>>144815284
I knew frank was being a bitch the moment he sent a letter to centcomm
>>144815175
It was an obvious adminbus i don't know why people insisted on ruining it, they didnt even make it in a fun way
>>144815426
There are no nice things on /vg/
>>144815326
>I couldn't fire that railgun even with a capacitor and the rails
Did you charge the capacitor and load a rod into it?
>>144815426
welcome to hipop
>>144815280
Better to be a shitposter you mean.
>>144815936
Whatever man, don't make any friends, have it your way.
Anyone else automatically not trust bald people?
[center][b][u]Confiscation Form - [field][/b][/u][/center]
[hr]
[small][i]Above title must be filled with the name of the person whose items are being confiscated.[/i][/small][br]
[small][i]To be filled out by the Brig's operating Warden. Otherwise, to be filled by the official performing confiscation.[/i][/small][br]
[small][i]Confiscated items must be written down as such. - Number (Number written out) Description Item Name Additional Precisions Line Break[/i][/small][br]
[small][b][u]Confiscated from :[/u][/b] [field][/small][br]
[small][b][u]Confiscated by :[/u][/b] [field][/small][br]
[small][b][u]Reason of Confiscation :[/u][/b] [field][/small][br]
[small][b][u]Intervening Detectives or Forensics Investigator (if any) :[/u][/b] [field][/small][br]
[small][b][u]Inventory of Confiscated Items :[/u][/b][/small][br]
[small][field][/small]
[hr]
[small][i]I attest that all information on this form is truthful and may be used in a court of law, signed[/i] [field][/small]
[hr]
[small][i]This form must be filled and stamped below by the corresponding department heads or by the Captain in case of an item recovery or borrowing[/i][/small]
>>144816212
This is some advanced form of shitposting.
>>144815549
>load rods
woops
thanks anon, I'm a retard who can't read
Thought it shot the charge.
>>144816258
I'm usually bald from radiation.
Bald guy in a black suit I always double take and think its a Test Dummy
>>144816308
>paperwork
I know prisms for emitters add the power/damage to a new beam, but does it also add range to it.
i.e. 2 emitters to a prism makes the resulting beam's range 60 rather than 30.
>>144816308
Papercode is still broken
>>144811083
BUY ME THE GAME YOU CUNTS
t.kolith
>>144818262
Still?
>>144818671
Yeah.
I wantDeity to come back and code more laggy, useless features!
>>144811083
>closed beta memes
>>144819085
he left?
>>144819085
He can't, he has acopainnow
>>144811083
>playing shitty meme games
Fuck overwatch
>>144819282
>>>/v/
The shitty memes in that picture are the faggot players who should be banned from /vg/station.
Alright, I finished updating http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Warden
This should be useful for players who wish to become Warden
Maybe other pages soon ? In all cases, they're all outdated in a way or another, which is quite a shame
>>144819595
I'd agree with everyone except uristocrat and garryck
>>144819612
Fuck you dylan
>>144819716
You're welcome
wewd behbs
save me
>>144820228
:v ready up for CPR!
>>144820290
*steals a kiss from anon* >_< i was faking it
>>144820290
:v I'm in love with [ckey]!
>>144820570
would youcumoverme?
>make a gimmick name for a round or two
>someone steals it and statics with it
how do I copyright a spessman name?
>>144820570cowboybuttsdrivemenuts drives me nuts!
Garryck I take back what I said about defending this cancer in the thread
I got a gf and I see the way
>>144821495
ckey?
>>144821495
>does the idiocy of getting a gf
>needs a gf to not shitpost about waifus
FUCK
OFF
>>144821579
>getting a gf is bad
HAHAHA has waifuposting made you asexual? Do you suffer from limp dick syndrome because the only thin that matters in life is valids?
I also stopped shitposting long ago, so you can enjoy a nice mushroom stamp and fuck off back to your grey jumpsuit
>>144822094
>getting a gf is good
even normies laugh at you
>>144822094
>I also stopped shitposting long ago
So why are you posting now?
This thread is always awful and it makes me like playing the game less
>>144822427
a rather astute observation my fellow African American scholar, I do commend your insightfulness on the matter even if such commentary does suggest that the very essence of any post is shitposting but that may be a side effect of your current status as jaded autist as listed in the 2010 census, but good day to you sir and do not forget to cash in your monthly philosophers allowance at the local welfare center
>>144822504
The thread is barely related to the server.
Furthermore the amount of off-topic and waifuposting place this general amongst the bad ones.
Quick, come up with the dumbest feature idea you can have.
>drinking/injecting space lube lets you crawl through vents like if you were wearing the contortionist suit
>however it's consumed at a very high rate (0.5u per tick) and if it gets to 0 while you're in a vent you become stuck and begin racking up brute damage
>>144823259
No, shiggy piggy can't euphoric post as hard as I can
T.______
>>144823346
Remove the turf effect from space lube so that it's invisible on the floor
Wait a minute...
Reminder to put sleepy stuff in food and have it in your bag along with a fork so you can insta knock out people by feeding them a bite
>>144823346
You can cover up messes on plating with fresh floor tiles and it counts toward the clean station thing on the score sheet.
>>144823346
Players can now haunt single objects as ghosts and move 1 tile every minute.
>>144824710
S A L T
>>144823930
sleepy stuff?
fork?
>>144823346
Hotdog can be worn as a hat, but only by MoMMIs
>>144824936
MoMMIs while wearing hotdog as a hat can be eaten.
>>144824710
>a bunch of salty ghosts haunt the nuke disk
>there are enough of them to move it every second
>>144824852
Sleep toxin chloral, stuff like that. Yes forks, you know at the bar
>>144825327
s-semen?!
>>144825668
Yeah, lets add semen. We got vomit
>>144825765
Post it. You know what.
Quick, create a traitor item for your favorite role
>>144825792
There was a clown that only said that.
And it made me laugh.
Maybe ss13 is making me retarded.
>>144825060
MoMMIs can ventcrawl through intestines and pick up implanted objects
>>144825861
we already got superglue for clown
>>144825861
Something for miners that either is explosives you can shape to look like sheets of material and set on a timer or whatever.
Or something that lets you disguise gibonite as other items.
>>144825861
Gloves that you can use a fingerprint card on, and then if you touch something while wearing the gloves it'll put that fingerprint onto the thing.
For detectives.
All hail the new Head of Personnel
>>144825861
Paramedic roller bed
Deals a shitton of damage when strapped in has to be resisted out of once strapped
>>144826436
Can be folded with victim inside
>>144825861
War Chariot for Miners
Tame a hostile creature and attach the chariot to it, ride it around and run people over
>Joins Station
>Awakes to find no one on the station
>I still sit in my bar
>Some guy randomly comes out of nowhere
>Guy is armed
>Starts chasing me and attacking me
>I don't know station's layout and code
>See's "Bunker"
>Jumps in
>Realizes the prompt said I'd have to wait
>I sit waiting for 20 minutes in real time
>Intruder gone and dead when I come out
10/10 would spend 20 minutes waiting again
>>144825861
A folding chair for assistants.
You can set it down and grab smash people into it for a variety of moves
You can pick it up and hit people with it for decent damage and great knockdowns
If you throw it at someone they become consumed with rage and attack the nearest living thing
>>144825861
Automatic lockpick for cargo. Like an emag but cheaper, and only works on crates/lockboxes
>check out research
>ashe meowllory always at robotics
>kitaya always at RnD
When did Science get so full of cats and birds?
Is science the new Medbay?
Every time someone has said "gas the vox"
http://hastebin.com/yewekiwaje.hs
Every time sawbones has floortiled someone
http://hastebin.com/usezigopem.hs
Every time someone started the opening of WGW
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/29768571/WGW.txt
>>144826238
already have an evidence fabricator
Weird stuff
>>144829978
oh its missing icons for busted glass/emp
>Set up the AME
>Get cargo acess to order parts,
>Collect parts and head back to engineering
>Open the door get on the floor everybody walk the singuloose
How do you fuck up so completely.
>>144801641
be tator
target is chilling in bar the whole time with everyone around
what do
WHO WAS MOMMI?!?!?
Who was the last good waifu?
Where did it all start going downhill?
>>144830554
That's a trick question, anon. There are no good waifus.
Since my first ling round with the monkey-sucking gone, I've wanted to try and continue fixing up changelings. I think at this point they need some more direct combat abilities beyond the typical array of stings. I've set up a github issue with some ideas I had, but I could use some more input.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10439
>>144825861
For all the roles without a special item..
Briefcase containing 70,000 credits for Trader
Raider Dartgun for Trader
Six Soul Stone Shards and the spell Artificer for Chaplain
Professional Red Crayon (draws convincing fake cult runes) for Chaplain
EMP Paddles for Paramedic (looks like defibrillator, fucks up borgs and those with robotic organs, toggles suit sensors and earpieces - everything a paramedic wants)
Crowbar for Scientist - functions as a regular crowbar but when used by anyone with the scientist job (e.g.: anyone with a theoretical physics degree) has as much force as an esword
Shipment of Rare Symptoms for Virologist - has a bunch of special effects like wizarditis, blobitis, space lube sweat, etc.
>>144818262
>>144818671
books from the external archive still work if they were done before the code broke at least
GAME OVER YEAH
>bus station
>>144830882
>Briefcase containing 70,000 credits for Trader
I like it
>Raider Dartgun for Trader
I like it
>Six Soul Stone Shards and the spell Artificer for Chaplain
Make it three shards
>Professional Red Crayon (draws convincing fake cult runes) for Chaplain
I like it
>EMP Paddles for Paramedic (looks like defibrillator, fucks up borgs and those with robotic organs, toggles suit sensors and earpieces - everything a paramedic wants)
I like it
>Crowbar for Scientist - functions as a regular crowbar but when used by anyone with the scientist job (e.g.: anyone with a theoretical physics degree) has as much force as an esword
Ridiculously overpowered
>Shipment of Rare Symptoms for Virologist - has a bunch of special effects like wizarditis, blobitis, space lube sweat, etc
I like it
>>144831447
Crowbar is no worse than the clown esword. Only difference is the crowbar isn't set to kill you.
>>144811052
>>144811017
>>144810993
>>144810983
>>144810981
>they didn't know this
>They probably don't know he drew pony porn on it
>>144830882
>Briefcase containing 70,000 credits for Trader
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation
>>144824041
Then the stations turns into that one simpsons episode where they're all standing on a golf course supported by trash
Brilliant idea.
>>144833972
That's only a thing if prices can be readjusted
>http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
>Busta permabanned
WHAT HAPPENED
>>144834681
I remember playing dayz mta with him, and then spess, it all comes to an end at somepoint
>>144835219
>>144834779
But why? WHAT HAPPENED
Server-wide suicide pact when?
>>144835558
soon hopefully
>>144834681
dey took her
>>144835558
Not soon enough.
>>144835558
please do
>plasmamen can get appendicitis and cancer
u wot
>>144835974
They should all start off with cancer to be honest.
>>144835974
Plasmamen may LOOK like skeletons, but they're actually just flammable-yet-burn-resistant humans who breathe plasma
>>144835974
They have organs
Bone cancers are a thing
>>144835974
>plasmamen don't instantly gib if you touch them with a lit welder
>>144836068
I'd be down with plasmen exploding into an inferno as soon as you tap them with a welder or lighter
>>144836068
They need oxygen to burn. Their suit interior is oxygen-free.
Except, y'know, for the oxygen that they exhale. Which somehow doesn't cause them to combust internally?
Plasmamen don't make very much sense.
>>144836213
its plasma in the tank though.
More shock that you can feed a vox and plasma man dex pills nothing bad happens it floods all the cells in the body with O2
>>144836372
>its plasma in the tank though
Yeah, but currently in the code, when plasmamen inhale plasma, they turn it into O2 and exhale it.
Logically, it would cause a fire inside their lungs as soon as they began to convert the plasma into O2.
>>144836463
who gave plasma men the xeno code.
Same thing xenos do when there plasma in the air inhale the plasma and exhale o2
>>144836372
I feel like 1 unit of dex plus should do around 90 toxins damage
What did they mean by this?
>>144836672
Sood did when he patched up N3X15's Deus Ex code.
He had to give every lung type a gas to inhale and exhale, and he picked O2 for plasmamen lungs' exhalation.
>>144836776
could have just made it CO2 or some thing
>>144836773
Space is like a drug addiction. You think you can control it but the more you play it the more your body craves it. And then, when you realise what's happening, it's already too late
>>144774390that wasn't me but thank you
>>144838019
This guy is right, and your drive to play other vidya falls because of how much shit goes on in spess, it's a dynamic as hell game
It's like finding the drug that sits best with you
>manny pardo wasn't robust and never got his 15 minutes of fame
I had high hopes for that spessman.
test
>two faggots play your favorite job
>>144844337
There's no need to be upset Hyun, I'm sure someone will notice you too eventually.
>>144844337
>your partner just plays to make mechs and guns
>>144844494
I'm not HyunI can't say who I am because the round is is still going and this is already kinda icky ock
But I hate them.
>>144844719
>your partner fucks off into space
every time
>>144844337
>other chemist just makes chloral and lube
GET OUT OF MY LAB
RREEEEEEEEEE
>>144844931
Why are there even two chemist spots?
>>144845396
purely to make me angry
>>144845396
Should be only one roboticist slot too desu
>>144845396
>2 chemist slots
>2 mechanic slots
>2 roboticist slots
deathsting is hilariously strong
>As you try to remove the cap, you crush the vial in your hand! A mass of black goo leaps at you from the vial!
>You feel your consciousness slipping away...
>Finally, we once again have a suitable body. We are once again a proper changeling!
so changeling vial changelings are still murderers replacing crew members as far as silicons are concerned?
>>144846549
They are indeed nonhuman.
It's the same as a changeling who has changed their identity into someone they absorbed.
>>144846809
i know they are non-human, but it is assumed that a roundstart changeling has killed and taken the place of a crew member
just wondering if a vial changeling is the same
>>144846889
It killed whoever broke the vial from the inside out
>>144846889
It is basically the same thing, although the idea of the vial turning people into changelings is interesting. From the messages it makes it seem like the vial contained the living remnants of a changeling, but why, from a lore perspective, does the vial have the ability to live while non-regen stasis changeling doesn't.
I understand why that is for gameplay reasons.
>>144827414
Unless it's disguised as another item, this is literally useless when emag's exist.
>>144844337
Don't you think they are cute though? I actually find myself rooting for them while I observe.I'm kinda jealous.
>>144848082
>but cheaper
>>144827414
You literally can open crates without ever needing to get access/guns/emags/emitters
>>144848797
Emag's are already dirt cheap though.
>>144848413
>Don't you think they are cute though
They are cute together. Their little autism project in xenobio was pretty nice too.That's why I spared their lives on the shuttle
>>144848875
>cheaper
how about instead of a useless lockpick, there were syndicate gloves that gave you the AI control menu over doors you touch while wearing them
>>144850172
What are you, a scrub? Wirecutters and crowbar are everything you need
>>144850293
for the exact same reasons a syndie toolbox is an option
>>144850172
Isn't there a thing on polaris that does that?
>>144850293
>>144850487
syndiecutters and syndiebar when?
>>144825861
Syndicate sprayer: Looks like a regular silicate sprayer, but injects explosives into windows, causing them to shatter explosively when struck.
>>144852391
>syndicate toolbelt
a regular toolbelt that violently bisects the wearer upon activation
>put it on medbay's floor
Whenever I am captain or nuke ops next I plan to come to a diplomatic agreement between the forces so that we can trade and live in harmony.
>>144852718
>cue bitching about validhunters when you get killed immediately
>>144852718
>so that we can trade and live in harmony
You're missing the point of being a nuke op
>>144825861
Antichrist wafers: causes anyone eating them to burst into flames.
>>144844793
I hate Hyun too.
>eucharist waifus: anyone who eats one grows cat ears and tail that can't be removed
>>144853446
We should, like, start a club
>>144825861
>xenoarch
syndicate hand-pick: let's you dig syndicate artifacts on roid
those include, e-swords, deathpens, e-bow, also changeling vial and stone mask
>xenobiologist
raibow slime extract: let's the user turn himself into a slime/monster/human whenever he wants
>telescience
syndicate bluespace crystal
telepad never gets uncalibrated, ignore bluespace protection on rooms and when teleporting someone he's automatically teleported to a random z level between 2~4 without his clothes
>QM
syndicate linked supply board: let's you link your supply console with syndicate and order traitor items in exchange for high quantities of money, the money used on this console doesn't go back to cargo's account, all crates ordered via this console will come with a random name and a lock only the QM can open
>>144825861
Trigger finger: For the mime, it's the same as the revolver but Looks like a pair of mime gloves. Can be stored in the glove slot as well as loaded in it, but when fired it must be in hand.
Science funbag: For scientist, a plastic bag containing a gold or oil slime core, a syringe, glubs, bottle of some creatine, and a napalm grenade. Most of the items are common, but given that you're antag you're not going to be doing much work. Can help if you are in a pinch and caught outside with nothing or be used early on and have a jumpstart.
Virus disk: For scientist, swipe it to certain machines and it causes problems soon after. A black data disk. Works like an emag in the swipe mechanic.
>Research console or any research using machine including the server: deletes all research off of it. Make science hate you.
>Viro machines: the next virus strand printed on a disk will be forced to be a random virus effect.
>Genetics machines: similar to above but for genetics.
>Communications console: makes a randomly generated event anouncement thats fake (people will panic when it makes a fake blob anouncement).
>AI law upload: makes it gain an ion law.
>Any other computer: emps the computer.
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