"Not overly gay" Edition.
Last time on /ss13g/
>Waifus all around, will their presence ever stop causing cancer in the general? We can only hope.
>Speaking of waifus, Trinity got bullied today, right after she spent a while with Naomi in brig.
>In continuation of the waifu topic: Pomf appeared in the general, everybody was very happy, overly so even.
>Nexis then made a merge, something to do with changelogs, it sounded helpful, I like it.
>We now have working prosthetic organs as well! At least some of them work anyway. The rest should be easier to code now, though! And they said /vg/ code was outdated!
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
Hime is forloving!
Third for you'll never blow Intigracy while he's fixing bugs
Fourth for don't let robot fetishists take over the server.
Fifth for we already let bird fetishists take over the server
Fifth for resomi when
>tfw bullying trinity :3
Sixth for oh dear lord would someone stop this rampant lewd posting
![c7b10fa67c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AEfZNDL.png "c7b10fa67c[1].png")
Eighth for "Nevill is a submissive waifu"!
11th for robbutts WHEN?
10th for where is my waifu
>>144766262
13th for right here hun
>>144766426
You aren't my waifuit was a trick question. I am my own waifu
15th forPOST THICC
todays episode of bob the builder wasnt entertaining
would this meme
be a meme
if shiggy hadn't pushed it too far
>finally roll traitor as detective
>wait until shuttle to do shit and stock up on ammo
>empty a shotgun into a clown that turns out to be a hallucination
>have two revolver rounds ready to dump onto the captain
>xeno queen at shuttle
>Sec round is going good so far
>Hear something about a spider infestation in Virology
>"It can't be that bad"
>Deck myself in some gear
>Go there and see that there is at least a queen
>Go back to armory
>Get to finally kit myself out in full riot gear
>Pump myself up
>Open that fucking door
>Shoot and kill a few spiders in the way
>The queen comes
>And another
>And another
>They just keep coming
>Riot gear is stronk as fuck and I can stand there for ages
>Eventually hallucinations take a hold of me and I succumb
>Medbay gets overrun by spiders
I am sorry crew, I couldn't know of the hell that was in there.
Favourite character?
Favourite gun?
Favourite Mission?
Favourite OST?
>>144767490
>sec round going good so far
>>144767241
what move is this from?
Ashe and Felicityforever <3
>hand-pick everywhere as xenoarch
>no large artifact
>offer my soul to satan for guidance to find one
>mistype and say santa
>santa agreeds on the deal and tells me where i can find it
honestly, the artifact was so cool it was totally worth it, sad thing i couldn't activate his secondary effect because i had to find out wich atmosphere i needed to trigger it
>>144767241
I can see the cameraman's shadow.
My inmersion lays in ruins.
>give sandy a bunch of helpful advice
>not even a thank you
;_;
>>144767635
I mean, we did detain most people who caused a ruckus and I think we had an ok control of the situation.
>>144765548
worst meme t.b.h.
>>144767668
This meme is getting annoying
>>144767490
>spider queens get added
>huh i guess it's an adminbus mob with a hideous sprite, cool not like it matters
>apparently it's not adminbus because EVERY SINGLE FUCKING INFESTATION EVER NOW HAS MULTIPLE QUEENS EVERYWHERE
Who the fuck thought this was good
I had good memories of fighting spider infestations before, now it's just retarded
>>144767670
Kek, that explains the killer santa at the end.
>>144767771
Speak for yourself, nerd
Spider queens are entirely beatable while still giving a spider infestation a chance at being a major threat
>first nebill/yahir takes over the thread
>then a scattering of low tier waifushitters invades
>then came the dark days of Railing Rail
>now, is the era of unironic shitposting about four bay tier faggots
I think I prefered the low tier waifushitters, they didn't post nearly as much
if you choose Narsie as your god, and the round type is cult, do you fight them?
>>144767694
>steals my taser
>waltz into brig
>>144767771
Im more annoyed at fetishists trying to push playable spiders when we already have xenos that fill the same role.
>>144767952
I am speaking for myself, dumbass
I didn't say they weren't beatable, I said it was retarded.
Spider infestations have never not been a major threat by the way.
Pic related: Heroic deadpop final stand, managed to at least kill all the nurses so they'd stop breeding, probably one of the best rounds I've played.
Now there would have been 3 queens and whoops nobody do anything until we get the whole armory in here haha did I say the whole armory I meant The emergency shuttle has been called.
>>144768175
Yes.
You must claim they are heathens that worship and impostor and defile papa narnar's name with their blasphemous rituals
Or something
>>144768189
>offer help
>refuses
>pulls out a taser
>I disarm you, stun you and throw your taser back
>later lie about it, pretending I stole your taser
Hmmmm...It's fine if you don't want to improve, just admit it.
>>144768175
Yes
They are the Zealot sect, you are a prophet
Prophets do not like the Zealots
or some bay shit like that
.t uristlore
>>144768437
>>I disarm you
Who tho
>>144768175
Ahelp it. Some admins will say no while suggesting you to roleplay being the head of a different cult that opposes the other cult.
Others will say it's fineand not do anything about cultists killing you because they can't convert you
>>144767442
For your info
How to change a robot cell:
>ID
>Crowbar
>Empty hand
>Remove cell
>Put in new cell
>Crowbar
>ID
>>144768508
This is in relation to round start when I asked the detective if she wanted some help.
They pulled out a taser on me in response.
>>144768437
>threw taser back
i never saw that
>>144768614
Okay, but why did you think disarming them would help anything?
>>144768437
Just play more security again Naomi
How the fuck do I get good at playing as the atmosphere role?
>>144768251
I wasthe cyborgand I prefer having spider queens in the game
>>144768630
I told you multiple times "the taser is on your desk"
Be more attentive, remember my third tip.
>>144768676
I didn't, that was just for fun.
>>144768892
I do, I just don't play the game as much now, probably will get back into it in a few weeks or so.
>>144768913
cool plasma
store extra oxygen
repair breaches
make the lines more efficient
re-pressurize rooms
eventually kill yourself out of boredom
>>144768913
Get the axe and a hardsuit at round start and run around looking for valids
>>144768614
>suspiciously waits right in front of a door
i'm not opening a door with someone outside who can possibly fuck me up
>>144769551
>possibly
>>144768913
Wait for the regular atmos autists to start playing I see Albert and Cynthia playing a lot of atmosia so maybe talk with them
Why is space cold?
Why don't you all just stop with the lewd shit you're really not that creative
>>144770226
Because pressure damage is neglectible
>>144770272
Why don't you wait for people to start talking about lewd shit instead of talking about atmos and security before you start popping off about it
>>144770272
the more you complain, the more I'll fantasize aboutrailing Rail
When do facehuggers infect someone? The moment they latch on someone's face or a while after?
I've seen people not instantly going unconscious after getting latched by them and easily removing them. Not sure if a bug or an obscure feature from some chemical.
playback
>>144769645
>possible
>stun them then move them out of the way
>it's milf
Who space patriots here?
>>144676478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeUx5sdp3qM
>>144770674
that's not what happened at the time though
>>144770514
I takes a while until anything happens, I got hugged one and I scanned myself in under a minute and there was nothing. A while later I atill burst.
>>144770806
I space salem every round I can, does that count?
>>144770514
The facehugger will go limp after having raped their mouth for a few seconds, that's when you know they're impregnated.
You have a small window to get it off before it actually happens, so be quick and help your friend if there aren't any xenos there to fuck you up.
>>144766712
THICC?
THICC!
>>144770514
there is also a de-beaked facehugger on the station somewhere
>>144770860
well i tried to stun
>>144770940
do the face huggers that you can buy impregnate?
>law 4. Law 2 stop being malf
>>144771046
NEXT TIME DO NOT TRY.
NEXT TIME DO.
>>144770971
Don't do this to me, i'm already hungry as fuck and haven't eaten fresh fruit in days.
>>144771046
>do the face huggers that you can buy impregnate?
Hell no, why would NT ever sell something like that
>>144765308
Why is giving blowjobs while people code just so awesome
honk honk :o)
N3x is back AGAIN?
>you will never pound dana's plump pussy
>you will never get to rub your rock hard cock between dana's humongous breasts
>you will never stick it in dana's squishy, tight asshole
who here /PretendsTheirWaifuIsTheirIrlGirlfriend/
>>144771575
Omega I thought we got rid of you
>>144771410
I seriously want to suck intigracys dick
How do I fix goonlights on my computer?
Instead of normal darkness every tile is half light and half dark
I tried updating byond
>>144771575
Kurt Jacobs
>>144771809
I want to be inty's dick!
>>144771535
>squishy, tight asshole
that doesn't make any fucking sense anon
>>144771881
Update video card drivers?
>>144771965
It doesn't have to!~
>>144771575
>tfw you will never marry[contemporary waifu]
Bring back skeletons
>>144772302
>wanting contemporary waifus
>not wanting old, used up waifus that are cheap
What's the fun in having a perfect waifu handed to you? What happened to wanting to refurbish a waifu on your own and make her perfect for you?
>pomf pm's you saying he'll force 5 static namers you name to play security every round for the rest of time
who do you say?
>>144772491
Megurine Luka
Caliegh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi WilliamsSandy Sand
>>144772491
caleigh stall
naomi williams
trinity prewitt
megurine lukamei'll have my own personal harem at my disposal and plenty of stun batons to torture my favorite with
>>144772491
Yahir Kepplinger
Sawbones
Nevill Bamshoot
The Trashman
Kurt Jacobs
These people all deserve to suffer
this lighting system is stupid and ugly
>>144772309
Stop shitposting on github of all places megamaw
>[insert waifu] will never bully you
>>144772491
Five static vox
>borg kill this officer and uncuff me law 2
>>144772309
Yes
>>144772676
>wanting to be bullied by a waifu
>not wanting to bully the waifu
It's more fun to bully
First emotional trauma
Then physicalthen rape
eventually, her mind will snap, and she will love you and want more and more hurtful things from you
your own private, demented sex slave
>>144772491
Alice Conrad
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams
>>144772701
>Megurine uploads nt default every round
Birbcurity!
new gamemode idea
kitchen wars
>at 30 minutes a centconn representative arrives the station
>the chef must make the best food he's able to to win the competition against the syndicate cooking department
>while all this happens syndicate operatives must steal the secret centconn burger recipe
>crew wins if the centconn rep eats the centconn burger
>crew loses if the recipe is stolen and the syndie agents can feed the centconn rep a syndie burger
>you will NEVER play on a snow map
Why even bother joining the serb? It's just the same if not worse with Bus.
>>144772491
Nick Weller
Garryck Varus
Angelite Entyshak
Hunter Garland
Naomi williams
>>144772896
Fuck off Celt no one liked your hypothermia and I'm glad it has been almost completely castrated
>>144771898
Bingo, he is the stupidest cunt around. I valid him every chance I get
cybernetic skeletons from hell when
>>144773160
their hips look completely unable to support their torso and shoulder cannons
If I wanted to play on the server but have only ever played /tg/station what do I need to know
>>144773397
Is that honestly the point where you can't suspend your disbelief further
>>144773484
dont valid hunt as hard and you cant climb tables
>>144773484
You can't climb tables
Everyone's no fun allowed
Don't worry about trying to talk to anyone for anything, everyone's either too autistic in their fort build or too ready to valid hunt you.
>>144773484
dont
its not worth it
>>144773484
Assistants are always valid to kill, so if one looks at you funny feel free to thrash them.
>>144773063
Fuck off newfag, the snow map is the single thing everyone wanted.
But celt had to instead fuck over atmos while the map turned into vaporware.
>>144773591
Yred is everyone now?
>>144773748
Sure thing Celt whatever you say
>>144771898
But k-Kurt is so suaaaave he flirts with me in a spaghetti-mode imitation of a dominant male while being incredibly unrobust to the point where he can't defend me without niggering eguns or revolvers without having a job that calls for it!
>>144773892
I am yred in my heart.
>>144773892
I'm going to name my next computer Yred.
Keep wanting to get back into this but then I sit down and get intimidated.
Last time I played was when a big server implemented hiding things in your butt.
Any wide-spread updates since then?
>when you see your name in the thread for a positive reason :D
>>144774105
On Bay/Polaris code? yes
On /vg/code? Nope, not even a little
>>144774167
It kind of hurts, doesn't it
>>144773538
actually yes, that joint just looks way too flimsy for me to take seriously
it's like noticing really bad anatomy in porn, it ruins it
>>144774141
you're alright, Hunter. A bit rough around the edges but you're alright.
>>144774105
I don't know when that is, but the answer is yes. Depends on how "widespread" an update has to be, but we updated a lot of stuff for sure
>>144774141
Fuck off,Reica
>>144774385
>noticing really bad anatomy in porn
Nothing worse than this.Disdain for the /aco/ OC threads.
>>144774390
I'm not hunter desuI play female
>>144774552
It's okay Hunter, no need to be shy. Be happy with your compliment and move along.
>>144774385
>>144774537
You ever have that happen to an image you really liked before you notice it?
Happens mid-fap too and it's just an awful feeling.
>>144774692
Yeah, all the time. Closer and closer to suicide everytime.
>>144771535
>thought about dana's huge ass and gigantic breasts all night
>thought about her bouncing and jiggling as she runs down the halls
PURGE 2 WHEN?
If its not soon I'm gonna end up pushing her down and raping her in the open, bans be damned!
>>144773578
>>144773591
What's the reason for no climbing?
>he/she/xir doesn't have medical and employment records filled out
>>144775169
Because it's stupid and annoying and a lot of our maps are based around the inability to just climb up tables
>>144775169
Not sure.
Even Polaris, Bay, Hippee, and TG have table climbing
>>144775230
>tfw unironically have some barebones medical records written down for my character
it's not even shit that matters, just shit like how tall my character is and how much they weigh
>>144775292
Okay. That makes sense. Kills muh realism tho :^)
>>144772491
>Shoe Snatching Willy
>George Melons
>Kingston
>Sue Bowchief
>You
>>144775169
the only difference between an assistant and a chemist/chef/scientist/warden/mechanic is a reinforced table. too much work rebuilding the maps to circumvent it
>>144773963
i know right what a fucking faggot boyo. he needs to take his erp back to hippie
>>144775373
Because we value balance, I suppose?
Hippie and TG have it since they don't give a shit about greytiders stealing shit from places
Bay and Polaris have it since they trust that people aren't going to be greytiders stealing shit
We don't have it though, since most of our maps have places sealed off purely with Rtables, and we give a shit that people can't just walk over a table and get in
>>144775401
I wrote down my character'sorigin system, height, weight and prostheticsand their height/weight with the prosthetics off, after doing some basic math
>>144775230
I'm a healthy, relatively normal person with a normal weight and height and no medical conditions
I was hired on a discount because I was desperate for money and I liked the idea of space. Then they kept me because experience trumps all
That enough ?
how do you power emitters
So how do I get my Cargo Techs to listen to me and not just run away to jerk off in the chef's stew
>>144775623
>cable with knot
>wrench down on top of knot
>weld
>turn on
the room must have equipment power on for the APC
>>144775589
So we have the shittest community you mean that you literally have to code in tard gates where no other server needs it?
>>144773591
You can talk tome
>>144775654
>Quartermaster
>not just a cargo tech with deeper pockets
Puh-lease, meet me in the mines, weenie
I've finally come to terms that Trinity is a terrible waifu and I can't be with her anymore.
Who are some goodclown and mimewaifus, because i'm single as a pringle and ready to mingle, girls ;-)
which non-head non-silicon job gets the most radio channels?not counting librarian you fuck
>>144775932
Good bait.
>>144776260
>Pringles
>Ever single
Easily the most retarded part of your post.
>>144776260
>Waaa, why x person is not my taste?
>>144775998
This is mostly what I'm asking the question for. I had one QM who was the best dude I've ever seen, dude was respectable, and I did my best to be a good Cargo Tech for him. I want to be a QM who, despite the fact that I don't really have power, can get the men to properly consider that they're my workers, and that I'm their boss, and ask me about shit before they do it.
>>144776261
Miners get the Supply and Science channels.
I don't know of any other standard jobs that get multiple department channels.
>>144776260
>not noticing Trinity's commitment issues from a mile away
Or were those red flags what drew you in? Can't blame you
>>144776261
Geneticists and miners.
Former gets medical and research, latter gets supply and research.
>>144776260
>Hating my waifuGood stay away from her, I want her all to myselft. security player
>>144776390
>He doesn't savour the flavor, letting an entire sleeve last over a week.
>>144776529
I thought I was a glutton for punishment, but now I've come to regret that decision :-(
>>144773160
Doom 4 doesn't compare to Doom 1/2, those skeletons aren't from hell but from science.
Also when you code it.
>>144776460
send them some cash from your fat department account
give them things to do
you also start with a flash in your locker, maybe i forget
>>144776569
does the medical headset in genetics have med/sci channels?
DAVE AND FARAGE WILL BE TAKING STUDIO AUDIENCE QUESTIONS
TURN ON ITV NOW BRITS
>>144776919
literally, and who?
>>144775760
after that it shoots the laser?
what if it doesn't?
>>144777226
use a multitool on the wire
does it tell you there is power in it?
is the emitter possibly locked? (engineering ID swiped on it)
Fuck Kurt
>>144764998
N3X15 didn't actually do anything
Someone just forgot to remove the example items from their changelog
Is the colonial marines server fun?
>>144776260
You're also a terrible husbando, Kurt.
>>144777518
He'salright. Maybe needs more practice withERP.
WHO ARE THE CURRENT STATION HUSBANDOS
>>144777945
Trinity!
>>144777987
She certainly has the biggest dick
>>144777987
I want to fertilize her eggs!
I just have to! I can't help myself!
>>144777987
That's not a husbando you idiot! Husbandos are males with nice hair and cute personalities!
>>144778316
Trinito Prewitt?
Post dream teams.
>>144778381
NO!!!!
>>144778460
me with two shotguns withno ammo
>>144778316
So AIs can't be husbandos?
>>144778381
She has neither of those things. Nice try Zalika
>>144778316
Rambling maniac is may waifu
>>144777945
Don Cheeto!
Abraham Lincoln!
That one guy!
That one doctor!
I'm so fucking tired of the waifu shit
Where's the british politics section of discord so we can see celt post irish memes and we can all enjoy a little EU shitposting
>>144779669
How does it effect you?
>>144779669
we all are anon
it'll go eventually
some day
i hopeno it won't
>>144779815
it'll settle down whenshe marries me
>>144779798
It ruins the thread.
>>144779957
>it ruins the thread
Anon
The thread is always shitty. If we got rid of waifuposting, some other form of shitposting would take it's place, and you'd want that gone.
>>144779957
But they don't ruin the game for you?
Then why care? Most of it is shitposts.
>>144779957
>"""ruins"""
this thread isn't here to cater to you
>>144780170
Fuck off, furfag
>>144780238
vox are scaly or avian you mongoloid, they literally have no fur
>>144780238
Don't make me post the Rail Derails with Vore story anon
>>144780474
do it
no balls
>>144780543
http://pastebin.com/ZSTjwWrA
>>144780238
Fuck off, normie.
>>144780757
post more rapefics
>>144777945the dwarf guy that plays chef
>>144779669
After nearly 3 years I've stopped reading the thread almost entirely.
This is as bad as I have ever seen it. If your post doesn't look like an argument or greentext about the round I hit pgdn as fast as I can.
I'm really disappointed in 4chan for letting this get so out of hand that the thread has gone from one of the better ones on /vg/ to one of the worst.
>>144780787
This is you. Pathetic fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
>>144780921
I find it odd that so many people are bothered on a visceral level by the waifuposting.
Like, I don't care for it, but it doesn't actively affect my mood when I read it.
waifuism was a mistake
This is literally worse than /utg/ and /FN@F/
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>144780810
Well, that's allIwrote. I might do more in the future if the opportunity presents itself
In and out of itself that was at a time where Rail shitposting was terminal, so it seemed like an opportune time for it
CAPTCHA : Eggs
>>144780921
How can you be such a baby over words?
>>144781125
I'm not ashamed. All of my shitposts are tasteful and well crafted, unlike the waifuposts.
>>144777779
Nah, he's awful, don't even talk to him. Shit husbando shit player
>>144781134
You should do an Ashe/Felicity/Trinity rapefic
>>144781236
But he'scute
>>144780928
It's not, CHECK AND MATE.
>>144780928
>he goes on an anime/MLP imageboard
>he plays a 2d waifu simulator as a grown man
>he calls others pathetic
>>144781137
Even outsiders, still from 4chan, that see the thread do a 180.
Players don't want you around. But because this isn't our thread and we can't choose what people discuss, they take the alternative route and leave for places they can discuss the game and the server without cancer.
>>144781398
Hi Kurt
>>144781732
Tearing your family apart because you want to bring your furry sex toy to a beach resort is pretty pathetic
>>144781739
Sucks for them, then
I will not stop waifuposting or shitposting because it's my god given right to do so
If you really want to control what people talk about, go to one of the various metaclub groups and wall yourself off
>>144776569
why is research such a slut
>>144782204
because ss13 is technically a research station
Is Paramedic the single greatest job of all time?
>>144781831
That is a curiously specific scenario.
Now why did you try bring a sex toy to a public resort?
you guys remind me of that one kid who told his whole extended family at a reunion how much he really just loved anal vore. And showed them pictures on the bigscreen TV of all of them being anal vored into each other, that he had drawn.
>>144782496
You're the one who did it. Ask yourself that
>>144782512
>>144782630
Every fucking time I read this shit I lose a little more hope for humanity
>>144782630
Jesus Christ, I thought I was socially inept
This gives me renewed hope for myself
>>144782630
>your fat faggot grandson invites you to a party
>oh, maybe he's finally becoming more sociable, that's good
>get there, he hands you an envelope
>hang out for a while
>he suddenly tells everyone at the party something you don't understand
>you open your envelope
>it's a badly drawn picture of you shoving your grandson up your ass
What would you do, grandpa /vg/?
>>144782839
>>144782928
>>144783027
It's a fake rewrite of some furry's blog post to mock them and make it out worse than it is. The original is a much tamer story about coming out as furry.
It's not a real story or what actually happened and purely done for (yous) and to spite the original author
Sorry.
>>144782630
I can't bring myself to believe this actually happened.
The damage it would do to my sanity is too great.
>>144782512
Except that it's not my family f a m, it's literally strangers on the Internet I learned to know more about through a 2D spess game
>>144783175
Source please
>>144783152
Thank god.Fuck, and here I was hoping I wasn't at rock bottom when it came to the social awkwardness scale
>>144783152
Man, you ruined my fantasy
The fantasy where there are worse people in the world than me
>>144783027
Just get up and walk the fuck out of the house without saying a word.
>>144783212
Fuck, meant for
>>144783152
>>144783328
this is the safest method of action
>>144783202
Imagine you were one of the cousins at that party. This is how all of us think of you.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10434
AEIOU
>>144784050
YES.
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
>put cocoa powder into a drinking glass
>put milk on it
>no chocolate milk
LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
>>144784050
nah
>>144784050
No thank you
>>144784050
May God have mercy on our souls.
>>144784259
try that IRL
see what happens
>>144784050
make it AI/silicon/head announcement only and we're golden
>>144784259
If we add chocolate milk, can we make it so that pouring it out gibs you?
>You will never be a faithful service borg, acting as a robotic butler for those who law 2 you to do so
>Serving tea/beer/a dinner tray to the face on demand
