nth for Are you guys actually making me make these now
>Preliminary notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0e2d7f99ec992a9e03b82dbd3ec0678cbe5ebb57
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>144552428
Ding dong the cat begins to fall
where are all the cuteposters
>>144584673
hyurs don't have pussies
>>144584538
i should come and hang in your discord more
but im so boring
>>144584325
I'm a dumb cat
>>144584843
Please do! I tried to contact you on balmung last night and you were dead! Dead today, too!
Highlanders
>>144584538
That's a cute grandpa.
>>144584815
>>144584152
>trying to act innocent
lmao fuck dude people literally saw you shifting between calling her cute/flirting and snapping at the girl and blatantly ignoring her when she adored you like an autistic puppy
>>144584479
It's just leviathan then.
>>144584934
>All these familiar faces popping out prepatch night
Wow!
>>144584935
Have a cuter one.
Does anybody here raid?
Do you guys think 3.3 will have any hints to the new race or a new job ?
>>144584746
>>144584904
im usually perma afk if im not running dungeons. ;-; sorry
Is there a meat expert in the general? I have very serious meat inquiries that absolutely cannot go unanswered.
>>144585093
Anybody else here bragpost?
>>144585113
Das ok.Grumpyra is back, btw.
>>144585036
never said i was innocent but she knew i was just friends with her. never flirted, never snapped at her. vented some shit with her a few times but thats it. i'm okay with still being friends with her but if people like you orbit her then nah
>>144585152
good meme
post lewd imgurs.
>>144585267
P I C S
I
C
S
>>144584934
>mfw Valsi uses her strong foot to make one stroke and I nut every drop
Rich Balmungoloid looking for cutie sugar baby to spoil.
>>144585093
no
>>144585152
I know someone who is an expert on meat...Everyone on the bench. Even the dudes.
>>144585326
You first. uncensored.
>>144585336
Haven't been online much today, but such a shame. Maybe if you actually logged into discord he'd post a few.
>>144585152
That meat is too strong for you, traveler. You must find some weaker meat.
>>144584746
Idling while talking with friends before joining in on the hunt.
What do you do if friends keep trying to "hook you up"?
>>144585420
Make better friends
>>144585326
http://imgur.com/a/y7TjT
>>144585385
ok.
rare selzh lewds incoming.http://imgur.com/a/NjV26
>>144585604
Nice bolt-ons.
>>144585275
you could stop lying. like that's just an option you have.
>>144585656
I can't get off to this shit, your new character looks like Bruce Jenner with tits. Come the fuck on.
>>144585656
http://imgur.com/a/aWFVp
>>144585604
>>144585656
jesus just look at porn
this is fuck awful
>>144585772
back at you, although i'm half sure I already know who this is considering you've instigated mass amounts of drama around her all to keep her 'safe' and to yourself.
>>144585782
Whoops, I clicked the wrong one, didn't read post names when I tabbed back. I meant to click >>144585604 >>144585604 >>144585604
>>144585656
>>144584815
I want toget railed by Arie
>>144585604
so where do you get the nude mod?
>When Heavensward comes out change my character to an Au Ra to try it out, justify to myself that I'm going incognito because everyone wants to fucking kill me
>Heavensward main plot over, good name restored, now I'm gonna switch back
>Suddenly feel intense urge to make my character female
W-what do
>>144586002
look up NaughtyWVR on twitter
>>144585926
What does poopy taste like?
>>144585746
Are you hating on nipplebolts?
>>144586032
Then make it
>>144586032
You're changing back, but being out of your normal look for so long took you so out of your element that you are now also going to transition.
>>144586140
nice
>>144586140
Welcome to the master race
>>144585397
i'll def get the discord info later since im not at my desktop rn
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/294228-A-Word-of-Caution
Oh look, it's not just on xivg
>>144586330
Ok yea feel free to ask people on the balmung linkshell we're in (If they're on) if I'm not on!
>>144586408
>a cat
Discarded.
>>144586330
!!
>>144586408
When I was 14 I had a relationship with an older woman from Canada. When I tried to break it off because it was getting too deep for a 14 year old to handle she blew my phone up, calling me constantly.
>>144586674
>with an older woman
she sounds fucking pathetic
>>144585873
i feel like this was aimed at me, but no, i didnt post that
>>144584746
Busy fishin', bro!
>>144586140
>midlander
Thank the postcounter for blessing you, friend
>>144586674
I remember my first older Canadian girlfriend. Miss you Beth.why was the ol Canadian gf the go to catfish back in the day?
>>144586819
I was really horny, we had lots of phone sex
>>144586796
Her kids were older than me
hi
>>144585401
YOU'RE A RASCAL
So this is the power of true degeneracy...
>>144586819
Now you're textfucking morbidity obese men online. Bravo.
>>144586623embrace your thighs, don't hide them
:^)
>>144587013
Who's the lucky patient today?
>>144586182
>>144586106
God damn it
>>144587026
That's what I tell him, but I guess I'm just the one who likes my men with meat on their legs.
>>144587186
>female Highlander
Excellent choice!
>>144587186
Wheres the gender change?
I can't figure out what I'm fucking up on.
I main healer in like every mmo I play sans GW2 and TERA and I honestly just do not know what I need to do to get these numbers up.
It can't be the fact that it doesn't count shields because I assume every AST is using shield too.
I don't think its my gear because it auto syncs right?
Are there vital things I need to invest my PvP talent points in?
>>144585093
everyone knows who you raid with why bother blocking out the names
>>144587320
ikr.goddamn those pants tho
>>144586817
never had a problem with you spunky, and no, it wasnt
Lonely miqote looking for replacement friends
PST
>>144587026
[helmet intensifies]
>>144587432
Lost the sideburns, mostly
>>144587186
That's a good looking__tranny__
>>144587489
o ok, cool beans
>>144587489
is it H.M?
>>144587695
np have a doggo when we get a house in lavender i'll come give you a /pet
>>144584934
>>144587849
thanx you too
>>144587849
kys selyn
>>144587576
Female Highlanders have the best emotes, hope you enjoy.
Everyone, post a job in this game that is the bane of your existence. Bonus: post why you think it is.
>>144588104
make me tbqh
>>144587180
Noone. Busy.
>>144588283
Fucking paladin chain ccing the hell out of me
>>144588283
WHM's pre sleep nerf, not so bad now
MCH and SMNs burst in pvp is still batshitSmart WAR's who steal the damage up buff and rape the healer with double fell cleaves.
>>144588283
Warriors, motherfucking "muh deeps" meme without using any fucking cooldown. 2.4-2.5 was pretty hellish to run dailies thanks to that bullshit.
And pretty much every retard that believes healers shouldn't dps.
>>144588806
>And pretty much every retard that believes healers shouldn't dps.
Shit DPS detected.
>>144587437
Off the top of my head
Max mana draw
Bonus health/mana for res
Max attune
Max piety
Max mind
One in aetherial burst or whateve it is. increased slow.
>>144588937
WHM actually, i just hate when people think healers are meant to keep shitters topped off 100% of the time. Its rare but i've had people tell me to stop dpsing regardless everyone being alive and well.
>>144588283
Any other tank who won't let me MT as a paladin. Warriors do much better dps than I can ever dream of as an OT and dark knights just suck at everything.
>>144588937
Not him, but please tell me why Healers shouldn't DPS. Tell me why a Scholar shouldn't make use of the vast majority of their Arcanist skills.
>>144588283
3. warrior
2. scholar
1.force master
>>144588283
>a job
Lalafells aren't a Job.
>The Arm of the Son
>lalafell Astrologian
>tank explaining fight to her
>"wow that's a lot, good thing I only heal"
>finishes explanation and everyone's ready
>types a ascii emoji of two dogs fucking
>"DOGGYSTYLE!"
>seven hours before servers go down
>mob of people camping ferry skipper in central shroud
>>144589276
What for?
>>144589319
Housing.
>>144589390
Oh yeah, forgot other servers are packed of people trying to get a house.
There's like no one here on mine.
>>144589095
>>144589045
Pic related.
>>144589276
Must be Balmung. Egghyur mentioned earlier the dock might break under the weight.
good night xiv
maybe this time i wont wake up
it has to happen eventually
>>144589806
don't do it elk, you still haven't noticed me...
>>144589806
Why did you do it?
>>144589896
i missed you
>>144589806
Good night, handsome. I'll make you move one day.
So what do i have to do before the patch if im ilvl 210 and havent started any alexander savage or even touched my relic quest
>>144590046
Just cap on lore if you can and try to get your void ark run done for the week.
What hairstyle should I use for 3.3?
>elk samefag hour, complete with avatarfagging on his samefag replies
elk is CUTE and will NOT fall for your bait
>>144590194
>somehow more gorgeous than I last rememberIs the new pompadour out of the question?
>>144590449
okay elk
>>144590449
>elk is CUTE
If that really is Elk in those shots that were posted then yes, that motherfucker is so cute. I would be go rough with him, no stopping. Five minute orange and yogurt break to recharge then back into it.
>>144589806
>>144589896
>>144589932
>>144590218
>>144590449
>>144590593
Test
>>144590593
w-what shots?
>fawning hour
kill yourselves
I love Elk and no I'm not Elk.
Jealous anons of this thread go die.
Servers going down for 24 hours?
>>144590795
Tomorrow is going to be one hell of a ride.
Elk orbiters go here: >>>/trash/
>>144590715
They weren't face shots, I'll tell you that. Just a REALLY good femboy body.
>>144590902
I wish elk would go down for 24 hours... on me.
>>144590795
fawn over me instead
>>144584887
>>144584887
>>144584887
>>144584887
>>144584887
>>144585093
>>144585093
>>144585093
>>144585093
>>144585093
>>144586842
>>144586842
>>144586842
>>144586842
>>144586842
This thread will have a big problem in 6 hours. "Funposting" problem.
>>144591024
bet you won't do a 24 hour "session"
big ol' yellow bellied chicken
is this elkpostibg a meme or do people actually like him? hes autistic and quite frankly an asshole
>>144591024
Don't worry i won't be there.
You'll have to have your multiquoting fun without me
>Elk will never beat up your eb and claim you as his own
No one ever role me life would be this cruel
i need something to pump..
>>144591245
I'll give you that he's autistic, but he's a nice person.
>>144591245
abe post
>>144591560
why would i post that
>>144591245
>he doesn't want a tsundere elk bf
if only hed let me cuddle the pain away
>>144591668
because youre a bitter piece of shit
>tfw you just got diagnosed with the autism
You will never know how my hell burns
>>144591245
I've done dozens of people praise him one day and dozens of people shit on him so it probably varies.
>>144591709
what am i bitter over tho
>>144591450
Send me a tell, Liora Nae'blis.
>>144591450
>>144591807
>he has to ask like he doesnt know
>vagueposting
>>144591716
Get your bux, Anon.
>>144584538
Glad to see everyone is eager to get their weeklies done before the patch
>>144591843
Post spider pics.
He didn't deserve what you did to him.
I'm still upset and no amount of apologies will fix that. Only your presence.
>>144591856
tell me why im bitter
wait you cant because youre just shitposting
Reminder that abe skyped with paks
>>144592115
You called Elk a horrible person and he found out.
>>144591716
Forgot your pic rock lizard.
>>144592084
Who didn't deserve what who did to who
I still love you, you know.
>catching Thaliak Caiman while it's cloudy
>third one within the window and mere seconds before Patience ends
>You land a Thaliak caiman measuring 83.9 ilms!
Whatever, still awesome.
>>144592259
> Whom did not deserve what who did to whom.
Fixed.
>>144592219
how does that mean im bitter tho
>>144592361
WHILST
>fishing post
>olivia post
gee i wonder which big green ogre is behing this vague post
None of this needed to happen. All you had to do was listen.
>>144592402
Because you're jealous that you're stuck in a grown man relationship with an uggo and not beautiful big cock elk.
>>144591843
I see you have been using 1% Cosmetics' new line of body makeup in its signature color, Trump Orange!
holy fuck all these vagueposts
>>144592583
iktfb
Post feet.
Post them now.
>>144592583
im not jealous of an autistic retard who is shit at video games i dont think
>>144592730
Very nice canned responses.
Care to come up with anything else that doesn't label you as a fucking waste of space or are you just going to drink some piss on cam for Paks?
>17th percentile
>not shit at video games
Very retarded daddy role available.
Requirements listed below.
Be Elk
>>144592889
This is a smudges post.
>>144592889
NOO! I MEANT REWARDING! VERY REWARDING! PLEASE DON'T BE UPSET ELK. IM SO SORRY!
>144592889
This is a falseflag.
>144592968
This is an Elk post.
>>144592241
>>144592586
Good ol' Steps of Faith lighting
>>144592038
Sorry I met my quota the other day.
cam for me colin
>awesome DRG bro who joins you for your quest to stop the war
>gets consumed by and turns into Nidhogg
>cool DRG in training who looks up to you and wants to get stronger
>gets captured by heretics, is forced to drink dragon blood, and can no longer be around Ishgard
Why do week keep losing these great elezen DRGs? Why do they all have to suffer?
Redpill me on Elk, /xivg/.
*sniffs the air*
EUGH...it's time to change...
EUGH!
>>144593116
Pretty cool dude.
Hated by notorious shitposters like Abe "Aika" Tsundeirie, Medium "Putt'el Mon" Hot, and Natsu "Paks" Seika.
You can trust him.
Who /GaveGilToFriendSoTheyCanTryToBuyAHouse/ here?
>>144593281
Putt loves Elk
>only 54th percentile
Come on bro.
I have a feeling people are greatly exaggerating the housing rush. They are adding 750 plots for fuck's sake, that's plenty even for Balgamesh. There will not be enough for everyone, obviously, but there will be enough for the majority.
>>144593428
What kinda drugs?
>People unironically like the downy fetal alcohol syndrome abomination that is face 1 fem Au Ra.
Why does this rat trash face make up the majority of the fem ra playerbase?
Do you people lust after tiny Korean women with physical and mental disabilities?
>>144593281
im p sure elk and putt are mates
getting a degree to help autistic children not to cam online with piss drinkers
>>144593281
>You can trust him.
lol
>>144593517
This is the best femra face
>>144593517
>Do you people lust after tiny Korean women with physical and mental disabilities?
Obviously that's what people like.
Otherwise we would have gotten actual demon-like au ra like they showed us in the concept art.
>>144593476
Certain plots are more highly valued and the plots that are most in-demand (read: smalls, and certain mediums) vanish pretty much immediately after the server goes up.
Wealthy players buy them even if they don't want them to resell for later, too.
>>144593517
Actually, yes.
>p this mad he's not in the spotlight
>has to insult others
This applies to THREE people with their name starting with p, now.
>>144593103
Because Elezen were made to suffer.
>>144593639
What's so funny?
>>144593645
But that's wrong.
>>144593670
go figure the guy that erps with shrek for gil has no taste
xth for action shots
>>144593825
Wait, who are you thinking of?
>>144593651
i know smalls are going to go quickly but mediums, really? what medium plots are valued exactly?
>>144593116
No worse than anyone else here. I think people dislike him because he has some emotional problems, but if you treat him like a friend and not an internet romance interest then you'll never see that side.
can i get a power ranking of the data centers?
>>144593517
Did you actually expect people to have good taste when they play such a shitty looking race?
>>144593916
Mist subdivision plot 36 is next to a market board and bell, is right next to the docks, and has the sun set over the ocean right outside of it. It is pretty much the best plot in all of Mist.
>>144593025
Log onto Balmung.
>Tank doesn't pick up a single medal
>I'm at one stack of the debuff
>Dragoon is at 4
>We still win.
Well alright.
>>144594050
Aether
>>>>>>POWER GAP<<<<<<<
Primal
>>>>>>POWER GAP<<<<<<<
Everything else
>>144593760
Ask him.
>>144593916
Mist is going to sell out like hotcakes. Lavender Beds, when you look closely at it, are a bit underwhelming. It's more a bog than a forest. Some plots in the Goblet are fantastic - have you ever seen an early morning in the Goblet while it's raining? This is some Picasso shit.
>>144594174
Wrong, JP servers are above us by far.
>>144594084
I think the best one is a small right in front of the beach and right next to the mb
>lives in said house and heavily biased
>>144593916
There's like 5 mediums per divison, they're gonna go quicker than smalls.
>>144594301
You forgot the part where 90% of any server's community can't afford a small house, yet alone medium. 1m is still considered shitloads even on Balmung and Gilgamesh.
>>144594050
>Pristine Content Clearing Tier
Mana
Gaia
Elemental
>Decent Tier
Primal
>Backwater Sluts Tier
Aether
>Refugees Welcome Tier
Chaos
>>144593867
Action!
anyone wanna carry me through seph ex, imnot on balmung
>>144594102
Alright, I'm there; what's up?
>>144594453
!!!
>>144594475
are you a cute girl?no catgirls
>>144594432
>Refugees Welcome Tier
I immediately thought of this. Thanks, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL9BHTDsUTs
>>144594453
>>144593103
Can't the latter come back now that peace between Ishgard and dragons is starting up?
post f@ face c@s
>>144594525
>>144594646
!!
>>144594617
looool xD epic
>>144594553
only if you think highlanders are cute
Anyone here play on Lamia?
this is a sleepy post
>>144594760
?!
>>144594780
i-i think highlanders are cute *twiddles fingers*
>>144594901
this is a Beepy post
>>144594935
[axe intensifies]
>>144594949
o i was suposed 2 beep with u later
Tonight should I
A) Do roulettes
B) Do PvP
C) Do beastman dailies
D) Do lewd
>>144593517
>People unironically like the downy fetal alcohol syndrome abomination that is face 1 fem Au Ra.
Why does this rat trash face make up the majority of the fem ra playerbase?
Do you people lust after tiny Korean women with physical and mental disabilities?
>>144595110
Lewd, obviously
>>144594102
Waiting...! I have a feeling I'm being rused.
>>144595087
...
>>144594901
Time to sleep
>>144595159
What is the meaning of this catboy?
>>144595208
Alright then, I'll have to make a decision about what I want to lewd then:
A)Cockfucking
B)Nipplefucking
C)Facesitting using someone as a deskchair
>>144595389
{Fell Cleave}
{No thanks}
>>144595570
>>144595221
please use your trip again, human trash
>>144595664
up until that. ew.
>>144594901
2spooked2sleep
>>144595221
MOMMA MADO'S MOOMOO MILK
>>144595703
>Calling other people human trash
>When they can only shit talk someone under anon
xd senpai
