nth for It is Maint night, my dudes!
>Preliminary notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0e2d7f99ec992a9e03b82dbd3ec0678cbe5ebb57
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>144584538
xth fornot enough c@bois avatarfagging
This is the thread. This thread will see shitposting, avatarfaggotry, and mutual baiting.
calling all cuteposters
report, cuteposters
where are the cute cats at
>>144608471
>>144608213
"Office"
If I dont make it out alive, someone please warn future boys
>>144608012
That's nice.
>>144608156
really now
>>144608426
Pbbt
>>144608590
Yes, actually.
No need to respond to me again, I know it was true that people said it.
>>144608583
There it is.
>>144608471
http://i.imgur.com/pvISFF0.jpg
>To do the new Trial for better weapons you need to speed through the new MSQ and the Side Story quest line on the first day
This is absolutely fucking retarded, this is the #1 reason why they removed the Warring Triad story from the MSQ.
Minstrel's Ballad Nidhogg should have been saved for 3.4 or 3.5
>>144608590
ur lizard sucks shyb
>>144608471
What little there is..
>>144608532
Pretty sure you'd feel very much alive after I'm done with you.
>>144608436
It might also contain fanart like this picture of a gay cat standing on a box.
>wake up on a free day for some comfy leveling and crafting
>see its patch day
>maintenance duration is 24 HOURS
Why are japs so fucking slow?
>>144608680
>side story questline
wut
>>144608790
I imagine the elezen is carrying him
>>144608781
Are you going to take me on a whilrwind date around the town.
Are we going skydiving?
How big is this office to house a skydiving simulator jesus.
>>144608471
>>144608968
You'll see!
>>144608282
That fanart is too adorable
AHHHHHMakes me miss my male miqote
good bye idle spot...
>>144608876
I prefer to think they live in a house filled with boxes.
>>144608471
>>144608657
>pillars of this community
oh dear lord
>>144608680
implying people weren't going to "speed through" anyway
i guarantee you in a week people will be bitching that 3.3 added no content
>>144608631
it wasn't much of a fight because people hated the squid hair
it isn't hard to make a "better" au ra than my original when people base like half of their judgement on the person behind the monitor
>>144608728
u are wrong
Servers go down in 2h or 1h?
>>144609017
Um hello elezen is still better.
>144609065
Don't even want your (You), sorry bud.
I know what happened, can't help opinions.
>>144609065
the au ra is just ugly matey
ur cat is pretty ok
>>144609032
like a cute couple that just got together finally and moved to a new home together desu
>>144608528
>still pals with one of the people in that screenshot
Pretty cool guy, played Overwatch with him last week and he sent me some free shit he got from his job. Too bad he doesn't play FF anymore.
I like how healers are expected to DPS and keep everyone alive, while actual DPS classes aren't really held accountable for anything until a check comes into play. Then people wonder why no one wants to play healer.
>>144609109
3 PST
6 EST
11 GMT
>>144609016
Not sure if this is going to be cute or lewd
Wish me well xivg!
>>144609175
Take your (you).
>>144608830
After you complete the MSQ, there's a second series of side quests that open up, after you finish those, you can do Nidhogg EX
>>144609223
You're going to get futa-injections from Nysoph.
So how long do you think it will take for all 720 new plots on Balmung to sell out?
>>144609116
idk why you gotta be a cunt about it tho
like what the fuck happened to you lmfao
>>144609123
then howcome people suddenly really liked her with the hime cut
>>144609270
10 minutes
>>144609175
Not really but SCHs are expected to DPS all because of the fairy being the main healer and not the SCH themself.
Bad DPS is really frowned upon. Even in DF people will either complain or be passive aggressive if the run is going too slow because of bad DPS.
>>144608792
>>144608471
If that's good enough; doesn't come off slutty enough, to me.
>>144609276
the majority disliked the hime at the time
>>144609276
hime cut isn't much of an improvement
>>144609270
Not as fast as you think, imho.
>>144609116
>people don't like elezen enough for this to happen
Fuck.
>>144609270
5 mins after servers come up
>>144609425
a lot of the smalls are going to linger but only because people don't want the worst house size in the worst locations
>>144609374
??
no they didn't
>>144609386
i like them both equally
>>144609467
>small
>worst
yeah no
>>144609276
thank you for giving me ammo to use against you when you won't shut the fuck up and stop being annoying
consider not adding pictures to your posts anymore
>>144609343
Not really, they'll just bitch at the healer to DPS harder.
>>144609467
Smalls will sell out rather quickly
Meds might last some
Larges too
But holy shit it wont be gone that fast, people need to relax
>144609276
I just don't care, don't make it a big deal.
You're taking it negatively when really I'm just saying "I know, thank you" while you tell me the story again.
Not sorry if knowing makes me a cunt, if that's how it is then that's how it is.
>>144609374
Hime cut was actually hyped up, people wanted this for a long time and hoped aura would have it.
>>144609261
Wrong race, you can keep them.
Sneerposts are now permitted.
>>144609642
>>144609516
you're going to have to elaborate on that one
>>144609586
>but that wasn't much of a fight
ur very delusional if you think that isn't insulting in any way, especially considering how passive aggressive and bitchy you've become over time
or maybe i just didn't notice it before
>>144609484
Squid and Au Ra have a similar style, but I liked the C@.
Lalafell was the best though.
Well, for those of you going for housing first thing, when/how are you going to stalk the servers to try and get on as soon as they're up?
>>144609270
>Mists, Beds
<10 minutes
>Goblet
Couple hours
who is shyb arguing with
>>144609736
shut up already damn
>>144609861
anyone
>>144609861
Pretty obvious considering the pictures.
>>144609896
laffed
I'm already bored. 3.3 has no content.
>>144609736
Sorry you took it insultingly, then. Take this (You) as an apology and let's leave it at that.
Upsetting you isn't a goal of mine and you'll work yourself up if you reply to me it seems.
>passive aggressive and bitchy
Just say you don't like me, no need to mask the terms. We've made up before but hey it just seems our personalities don't match up positively. That's life. You can't win 'em all, y'know? No skin off my back no inky scales off yours.
>>144609861
Me, I guess. No need to "argue" on a message board for ants in bikinis.
>>144609861
u
>>144609890
bugger off orbiteri
>>144609938
stop this right now
>>144609982
lmao shyba slow down m8
>>144609896
lol
>>144609945
i don't recognize the gimmick
>>144609970
idk who you are
>>144609982
>you
>calling someone an orbiter
lovin every laff
>>144608678
Got a folder? That's a nice and lewd cat you've got there.
>>144609982
Ugly character
Ugly personality
>>144610010
u cant tell me to slow down
>>144610019
yes it's all coming back to me now
you are 100% right
>>144610050
ur also gonna have to elaborate plz
>>144609982
>orbiteri
so you're the one shitposting about cg sounds like you're bitter
do you post about egg, too?
dang why can't i have enemies
>>144610135
no
i'm literally directly responding to cg with pictures of my character
>vague posting
im out
>>144610204
but she told you to not
>>144610217
go away putt
>>144610019
I love it when people in these threads use the language of like schlocky adolescent TV melodrama to describe the most mundane non-events that could possibly happen when two nerds have an Internet squabble.
Each subdivision has 3 large, 7 medium and 20 small homes. There are 2 subdivisions per ward. Each district will be given 4 new wards.
A total of 72 large, 168 medium and 480 small houses will be for sale tomorrow.
That's a total of nearly 8.4 billion gil potentially removed from a server's economy.
The maximum item total of all these houses is over 87,000.
>>144610348
it's the new meme, vagueposting
>still no comfortable Balmung /xivg/ FC after NEET exploded
>>144610392
It's not new at all.
>>144610405
I'm sure a new one will surface eventually.
Maybe we just need to make it!
>>144610440
it's new as a forced and overused meme
>>144610405
Are you a leafie looking to get fertilized?
>>144610471
No thanks you'll probably invite boys into it or something.
>>144610364
Does it matter though? The only reason people have gil at all is to pay for clothes and potentially housing. If they made crafted glamour cheap and easy they could chop three digits off all money in the game and nobody would care.
>>144610364
>not waiting for Ishgard housing
It will be made with updated graphic assets. Buying house now is retarded.
>>144610584
I was just posting stats for fun.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10411395
Here, on topic poll.
>>144610012
>gimmick
Hehe, that's kinda cute. I've been namedropped a few times now, so I think you can put the pixiv pieces together.
>>144610610
Hey anon, I think that's interesting too. Thinking about [economic] math in games is kinda fun to put together.
hey mumu I think I saved this on accident but tbqh urprety cute
>>144610405
RareX is the new /xivg/ FC
>>144610664
>>144610668
I was going to say new Void Ark, but then I saw Crafting/Gathering.
1st thing I do will be making the Shiva minion, assuming it's the same recipe as usual (I already know it won't be because bullshit)
>>144610392
Nah the same shit happens when it's really specific.
"My EB didn't ask if I wanted to come before he did an expert roulette! I didn't think they would ever betray me like that. xivg, how do you deal with heartbreak when you hurt so badly that you can't even feel anymore..."
>>144610712
>on accident
you wound me anonbut thanks
>Fethi talks shit when on the same team
>Can't kite for shit
>Get paired against them
>They get bodied
You tried champ.
>>144610770
>ywn have your parses posted in /xivg/
Why must heart still beat?
>>144610770
We all know he's shit, they just keep him around for his personality, which they somehow seem to enjoy.
But seriously though can you like not mention that piece of shit? The less I'm reminded of him the better.
>>144610668
Nidhogg, new dungeons and Mhachi are all liked behind msq/sidequests so...
>>144610184
i don't like having enemies but i'll be yours if you want
>>144610668
Im still lvl 56. I think ill just level all DoL and DoH to 50 before i get some strength to finish lvl50 MQL
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/678050-final-fantasy-xiv-online-a-realm-reborn/73831854
just end it now
squid is my b***ch look at how short she is
Is there a better dye-able kitcheny thing I can put in place of that cupboard
What are you going to do with your day off, Anon?
>>144611095
>Kiki Fartripper ripping a signature fart
>>144611183
>powerbottom megu
>>144611095
There's still time to do them if you start now!
>tfw you know that somewhere out there is one of those people with multiple crafting alts who has no idea they have to do this on every character
>>144611095
>Did all the moogle quests today
>See now that there's new ones in fucking ISHGARD
>>144611196
Chillin andflirtinwith a cutie
hbu
>>144611196
Probably kill myself then resurrect the next day.
Y'know, the usual.
>>144611541
At least Runescape quests were fun and rewarding.
>tfw will never experience the feeling of completing the ancient magics quest chain again
>>144611356
I'll spare you the blog post. I usually do a lot on mondays.
>>144610063
Sure.
http://imgur.com/a/p3iy6
>>144611579
I enjoy the quests just not the skilling to be able to do said quest
>>144611743
Nice pics. Thank you for the folder!
>want to ERP
I'm so dead inside right now and I have no slutty outfits
Any shitposting expert care to share their forecast for the 24h shitposting spree about to come?
Who would be shitposting the most? Who's gonna get the most (You)s? Etc.
>>144612251(You)
>>144611743
>>144612239Name?
>>144612310Check outside Sands. Pale lizard on bench.
servers up
What's the appeal in erp? Just watch porn or something.
>>144611196
>drink
>play overwatch
>come here for the 9274th time hoping for worthwhile screenshots and lamenting the game's formulaic update design that made me quit
>probably go on a date from OKC
you?
>>144612558
interacting with another living person
>>144612558
It's partly fun to write. Though I don't think I've ever really fapped to it while writing or posting. Usually after, or I'll go read a doujin or watch porn.
Though like normal RP, ERP can be a dice roll and generally it's pretty bad.
>>144612463
>Hirondelle will never ERP on their main
tears tbf
>>144611196
Try to distract myself from my loneliness after a breakup. Probably by shitposting. God, I love shitposting.
>>144610217
putts an ugly sack of sick, in-game, irl, and on the inside. he also has ZERO personality.
This bench used to be a lot more exciting.
And I should've used that fantasia better.
>>144611196
bashing crabs
>>144612784
Wanna talk about it?
>Rougecarpe
>>144612952
I've merged with the pavement. I can't.
>>144612952
Sure, come to the bench. I really need something to suck on.
do you ebins want to playother games togetherduring downtime
>>144613148
Only if it's not Overwatch
>>144613148
what do u wanna play
>>144613237
>>144613242town of salem
>>144613237
>BTFO anon shivers in the corner
>"everyone's coming back after a week, everyone's coming back after a week, everyone's coming back after a week, everyone's coming back after a week"
>>144613261
I've never played before but looks cool enough
Let's do it.
>>144613242
I knew you looked familiar.
Is there a way to rename a Free Company ?
>>144613407
Just talk to the OIC dude in whatever city it's allied with.
>>144613406
yes hello
>>144613407
skateboard mount when
WHEN IS THE MAINT STARTING?
>>144613671
Just over 10 minutes.
>>144613615
I don't know why that spooked me.
can we join hands and sing kumbayah
i feel so empty without this game
Boy I can't wait for this next 24hrs of drama free posting.
Not being able to play the game will surely cut down the amount of grownmen cucking we experience!
Did you remember to sell your old house just before maint?
>>144613792
I can fill you up with something till it returns anon
If you want to play FFXIV themed Town of Salem post your username and I'll invite
http://blankmediagames com/TownOfSalem/
Every time one of you faggots shits out an avatar you should be forcefed a pile of shit and if you don't eat it your entire family dies.
>>144613903
fecalith!
Good luck snagging your house, anon.
Remember, Gilgamesh is open RIGHT NOW
Sleep well everyone :3
>>144614064
t. fat hairy neckbeard virgin
Saying goodbye is hard . . .
>>144614064
James please.
I sexually identify as a Zanscare Empire Mobile Suit.
Good luck with snagging that dream house. I know I'm gonna need it.
>>144612850
>>144612920
Thanks for the offer, guys. I think shitposting will do for now though.
>all these betas who dont have a ward 1 house
>just waiting for them sweet glams
>>144613993
Kill yourself you disgusting futa freak.
>>144613910
Drop by on levi and say hi sometime.
THEY FUCKING DID IT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2-bWotLKqo
will anyone rip music?
>>144614164
butts
>>144614203
>One of the worst FFs
yay dude..
>24 hour maintenance
good night /xivg/
>tfw everyones going to bed but I'm trying to start up an entry for the new contest
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/8a750424e781193f6c4d5905bcbfb7214f5bbced
>>144614364
Yes!
If not enough people want to play will have to abort though
>>144614103
Moving off Levi?
>>144614456
We are looking to grab a house in beds
PLEASE VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10411676
http://www.strawpoll.me/10411676
http://www.strawpoll.me/10411676
Post autistic FC leaders.
Fyre Savage
Nataylea Terrene
So maintenance was supposed to start an hour ago right? But the servers went down 5 minutes ago.
When does it end though?
>>144614203
I'm excited.
Let the shitposting begin. I can almost smell the rancid stench
That beautiful stink that comes from the bench
The smell of cat butts, soft feet, all all those other memes
are making their way here, it seems
Oh, my friends, the hour is near
Nay! It is already here
You are not alone, do not fear
For I am here, your shitposting peer
Let the day begin
Our day of shitposting in sin
A nauseating day that'll make your head spin
I'll be your guide, the can of tinDo you have any memes prepared for tonight?
>>144614623
24 fucking hours from now. Why is SE so incompetent?
>>144611196
>play overwatch
>get cancer from playing it
>play something else
>>144610607
0 chance it will be as comfy as lavender beds
>>144614613
seconding Fyre, literal retard
>>144614623
no, they were meant to go down 8 minutes ago
>>144610607
>Not buying a house in 3.3 and another one in ishgard whenever it's released
>>144614623
No, it started at 10 GMT which is 11 BST and 6 EST(We're in daylight time so EDT)
It ends here http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160607T03&p0=137&msg=Final+Fantasy+XIV+-+Patch+3.3%21%21&font=cursive&csz=1
But pretty much the same fucking time.
post character for a sketch, i'll do a couple
>>144614827
Sexy boyas reporting in
>>144614827
please be the mspaint guy
>>144614827
pls c:
>>144614827
The perfect bait.
yfw Isghard housing will have Irithyll of the Boreal Valley feel
>buying house now
>>144614969
>all males
dam
It's maintenance again. Perfect time to chat on Omegle. Put xivg in your interests and chat with some losers here
>>144614827
Has there ever been a game that made a snow-themed area interesting or new? It all feels so bland and boring and samey. You can only see a snowstorn against a white and pale blue landscape so many times before it gets old.
>>144614827
>>144614827
>>144614827
>>144615095
Don't forget to add some other interests like "erp" if you feel like lewding.
>>144615157
second one posted is a femra tho
>>144615209
Nobody would ever draw something as disgusting as that.
>>144615219
>feel like lewding
>nobody even on the xivg tag
>keep getting people with futa tag that aren't from here
>>144615209
Gross
I WANT TO PLAY
Should my Au'ra be a futa or what
>>144615323
I've met two people so far.
>>144615381
THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE IN AU RA YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MONGOLOID
>>144615323
I just added it
how long will the maintenance take?
>>144615209
Here's a quick sketch, shading is a bit off.
>>144614827
false flag but
>>144615406
I'm fine with that.
>>144615504
What's the red?
>>144615504
um she wasnt first..
>>144615158
i can help you :^)
>>144615559
>it's a false flag!
>pls draw me though xd
>>144615746
cant win if you dont play my boi
>ilevel 240 relic weapons
Prepare for a very long grind. Probably longer than unid items.
>>144615972
>tfw dont give a single fuck about relic or gear
I just want my house and continue crafting!
can the servers be back already
This place has just been so dead ever since Tree of Savior dropped.
>>144616112
Tree of Savior hype died within two weeks of exclusive access and was already a graveyard by the time it officially released.
>>144616112
The game has virtually been the same since 2.3, every new release takes people away
Crafting/Gathering is the same old grind
Raids are musical chairs with 7 other people for raid slots
They just keep adding more side stuff and praying it'll keep people playing until the next update
I've never actually bothered staying up for a patch, what's the best way to make sure I get in to get a house right when the game is up? If I stay on the "The game is unavailable for playing during maintenance" on the launcher, will it highlight as soon as it's back up and the patch is downloaded?
>>144616216
You mean like every game?
>Saved a bunch of money with the FC to get a house
>They'll probably be sold out or overpriced to shit by the time the leader logs on
kill me
>>144614380
>cry inside that my country is excluded
>realize this is the NA site
What a dumb retard I am
>tfw Cintiq arrives next week and I have less than a month to learn how to use it
>it's also patch week
Lord. Also, good luck!
>>144616429
As you finish you have to say "there it is"
>>144616337
stop it
>>144616272
>inept rage
when is games
>ironworks crafting gear is crafted at i170
>it can be augmented to i195
>augmented scrip gear is i200
>the state of the price of those upgrade items
I regret not keeping up with scrips.
You've been warned...
>>144616272
why am I annoying. I post a lot without pictures too..
>Thinking about changing my ALC specialists
>Suddenly potion buffs
>All the crafted Ironworks gear require Luminous Fiber, which can only be made by ALC
>>144616272
>Implying anything happens to those who chemo targets
>5 more hours of maintenance
fuck me shit up family
>>144616272
>he thinks the impotent, weak chemo actually does ANYTHING to ANYONE
>chemo doesn't even get deleted anymore because EVERYONE has him filtered
Question for the more experienced players, is machinist a shit? Just got bard to Heavensward and was thinking of switching.
>>144616614
Why the fuck is there so much god damn power creep in crafting? They have a great system in place and they fucking obliterate it by adding this stupid fucking mandatory grind for a new completely broken set that makes 99% of all crafts trivial. Why does SE want to kill any semblance of critical thinking in the one crafting system where your personal skill and knowledge of all abilities can actually matter?
>>144616759
>5 more
more like 15
