>Preliminary notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0e2d7f99ec992a9e03b82dbd3ec0678cbe5ebb57
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>144351150
Thank you grandma CG!
*kick*
naka bp
>>144376407
first
catpost
How do I git gud at solo que?
F'whalon "My dps is low because of my raid" Rhiki took the dip over Rheia "99th percentile" Etsaetal
LMAO GILGATARDS
Xth for you're all degerates
No not in a good way
You all need help
Highschoolers I tell you
>>144376523
cg's only like 19 dude
>>144376523
Get off my lawn
>>144376665
Too old.
>>144376665
GRANDMA
literally a foot in the grave
I want to get good at drk and make it my main but tanking new things terrifies me. How do I get good at tanking?
hello
xth for cute couples
>3 drk swords
>2 mnk fistswith no mnk
>ast globe
>brd bow
>mch gun
>ranged now has 3 weapons because he took drk sword
when will the meme end
>>144376124
proci = sugi?
No wonder they weren't progressing with him dualboxing.
>>144376665
Froyo accelerates aging process by 400%
>>144376625
He had to beat P'roci somehow, now he has a higher item level!
>>144376665
Yeah but if you reverse those numbers she's 91.
>>144376815
Sure.
>>144376875
>tfw I got froyo tonight after a long time of not having it because it's a billion degrees
FUCK I'm already 30. THANKS, ANON.
Alright, so I've officially run out of gimmicks. Post suggestions for future gimmicks here.
>>144376873
That explain's Sugi's rather awful personality.
>>144376987
Did Selzh change hairstyles again?
>>144376815
Selzh would be cute if he/she wasnt into disgusting shit and was just a little crazy or clingy.
>>144376948
so cg is a gmilf now huh
>>144377127
Don't milfs and gmilfs have to be mothers?
>>144376734
Can you guys give me a quick rundown of the /xivg/ lore??? I don't know what's going one in here.
Thanks. :D
>>144377279
*wiggles brows*
>>144377236
I'm willing to help with that part.
>>144376790
help
whens youtube and selfie
>tfw you're so boring your EB would rather race chocobos than hang out with you
>>144377449
S-so about those patch notes..
>>144377046
>take astrologian
>Now replace luminous aether for aetherflow
>Each card draw consumes a stack but they can't use it till they enter a dreadwyrm like stance.
>The combination of the 3 cards you just drawn will determine what buff everyone on your party gets with a dozen of possible effects.
The memest of healers
>>144377543
he's fucking the chocobos and smelly chocobo girl racers, I guarantee it. You should put out more.
>>144377449
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.
>>144377543You two remind me of The Shining.
>>144377523
Tank shit facing away from the party
Use your CD's
Why haven't you fanta'd into elezen /xivg/? Go into cc and make your best elezen.
>>144377662
what's substat priority i should focus on for my gear?
whens rarex culling
>>144377614
But I put out a ton...
>>144377654Why's that?
>>144377684
>>144377725
Healslut domming > Crit > Det > SKS
>>144377872
chocobos are literally naked all the time and constantly wiggling their chocobutts. You need to try harder.
>>144377952
Shouldn't STR be above crit?
A reminder that catfags are the most racist race.
>>144378061
Theres no reason to have str as tank right now as it has the same modifier as vit.
The only reason some tanks still have str in their stuff is because str gear usually has better substats. But then
>caring about substats
>>144377684
>>144378202
But you can't meld vit accessories with more vit materia, right? Or can you?
>>144377872You're literal clones if I'm not mistaken.It's pretty cute.
>>144377684
Done that a long time ago anon.
>>144378202
uhhhh
you meld str on accessories, that was the point he was making
>>144378293
Nope, you meld vit accessories with str and str accessories with vit.
xth for no dorky husbando with poor eyebrow grooming habits
>>144377684
My usual options for faces.
I've used all but the last one on my main. I just can't seem to make a face 2 (the bottom right) that I['d] like [to stick to]
>>144378384
CeaseI really wish I was able to level another 60, I'd keep him forever.
>>144378334
Who is this bedazzling bottom
>>144378334
Also, need a bath.
>>144377684
handsome male hour
>>144378313But how did you know who this was?Who are you?
>>144377684
Here's my try at it.
>>144378452
looks too dopey
>>144378735
The last one? Yeah. I kinda wanted a softer and younger look akin to the child npcs. That face is the only one that'll work with that.
>>144378735
dopey is best
>>144378452i actually really like the one in the bottom right
>>144378452
Top right is really good. I like that one
>>144378452
Bottom right looks like a 19 year old DRG in training that isn't sure of herself but somehow manages to beat her superiors in the trials.
>>144378694
what the fuck like do people really put this obnoxious blush on their characters and think it looks good
stop
Post selfie and quote from a book
“People are always worried about what's happening next. They often find it difficult to stand still, to occupy the now without worrying about the future. People are generally not satisfied with what they have; they are very concerned with what they are going to have.”
― Garth Stein, The Art of Racing in the Rain
This post will be considered a bait and a falselfag, but as a WHM main, I can't feel happier over SCH getting nerfed. Scholar players are the most entitled fucks I ever played with. They don't help me at all, every single raid is me literally sweating to heal the fight as they cleric stance to get that 850 dps. I am sure I will develop heart problems at the age of 30 just from solo healing in FFXIV. And then the rest of the raid says "great job healersS" (plural)
I hope Yoshi shits on them so hard they'll remember whatever patch it happens in 10 years from that day. I hope they hit warriors next. Basically fuck off with pretend-to-be-dps jobs. Entitled fucks, basically not good enough to play on actual dps jobs, but they want to dps, so they pick the most cancerous jobs in the game; wars and schs. I hate you all.
>>144378612
>>144379037
First try on Elezen. Seemed cute.
Sorry it upset yah though
>>144379148
I agree with this.
>>144379256
don't put blush this ugly on ANY character, no excuses just because "it's your first try on elezen"
>>144379148
But they're not nerfing SCH. They're barely even hinting at the idea of it. Literally all they've said is "Fairies are strong, so it's been hard to bring WHM/AST compositions up to par."
>>144377684
>>144379334
settle your auts
>>144379538
i want to fuck this elezen
>>144379394
>He says the fairy is the most annoying part because they're constantly thinking of ways to balance it out in each patch, but he's never felt comfortable about it.
>they're constantly thinking of ways to balance it out in each patch
SOON
>>144378452
>tfw my Elzn is Face 2
>>144379394
Soon sugar, soon you'll be forced to actually do your job. We'll sweat together.
Hey guys I haven't been playing in like two months.
What hot xivg memes have I missed ? I don't want to be behind the meme curve for 3.3 . . .
>>144379146
"Shitposting is much more than just an idle past time while waiting for queues or the servers to come back up. It's a way of life. It's a way to express your innermost feelings without fear of judgment. It's a way to bond with kindred spirits by exchanging (You)s. It's an artform and at the same time a science which only a few will ever get to master."
-Tin Can, The Road To Shitposting
Coming out Fall 2016.
>>144379538
unf
>>144379713
>>144379394
yeah i don't really understand this, since they constantly puss out of giving Nocturnal AST anything good.
making Nocturnal Helios give 20% more shields than Succor isn't gonna tip the scale. Upgrade Nocturnal Sect potency boost to 10% and then apply to damaging spells, not just healing. Maybe even remove the Lightspeed attack penalty while under Nocturnal Sect, as well. Presence of Mind doesn't punish DPS, so it's fair.
>>144379538
>>144377908
>>144378228
These are pretty cute yeah
>>144379651
This part:
>"He says the fairy is the most annoying part because they're constantly thinking of ways to balance it out in each patch, but he's never felt comfortable about it."
Is not part of the interview. It's editorializing from the guy who did that shitty Reddit "recap" of the article and got half of his shit completely fucking wrong. You're regurgitating information from the guy who thought that they were buffing Ninja's RANGED damage instead of their AoE damage.
The actual proper translation is:
>(Interviewer): We see a considerable amount of astrologians now participating in savage Midas.
>Yoshida: As it stands now, astrologians with a good command of cards and Diurnal Sect can be quite strong. It's a bit easier to use the cards. It's a bit more difficult when you're using Nocturnal Sect. To avoid high competition for one healer seat, we want to work on that.
>(Interviewer): So the idea is to get them to coexist better?
>Yoshida: We want to have the combination of astrologian and white mage be easier to utilize. For scholars, their fairies are quite strong so it's a bit tough. As far as overall job balance, we consider it with each patch for all jobs, so please don't be too concerned with that.
You've taken a generic PR-style "We always take into account the balance of all classes in every patch" response and twisted it around into "We're thinking EVERY SINGLE PATCH about how to KILL THAT DAMN FAIRY". They are not the same thing.
>>144379617I'll take that as a compliment~
>>144378863Same..
>>144378957
She's my dreamgirl so I appreciate that.
>>144378990
Detailed, but I saw her more of a younger lookingyet oldersibling to a bragging and boastfulyoungerbrother. She'd work at something simple like a botanist or something butshe'd teach her brother everything he knows as they grew up. He'll never admit that, and say he's self taught.
>>144379713
I can't make it work!
>>144379748
><space><punctuation mark>
I bet you're french or some European.
Ever had your character commissioned, /xivg/?
>>144379740
Isn't it the SCH's job to assist with DPS and provide mitigative and assistive healing when needed? I feel that being limited to only healing is rather barebones.
>>144380094
that smug fuckin look
>>144380219
by myself or by others?
>>144380165
that's how you use ellipses tho
>>144380074
>"We're thinking EVERY SINGLE PATCH about how to KILL THAT DAMN FAIRY".
YOSHI PLS I LOVE MY FAIRY
>>144380165
I'm American . . .
>>144380219
No but my girlfriend is nice enough to draw our characters sometimes !
>>144380074
Ok that translation isn't probably the most correct, but taking this line
>For scholars, their fairies are quite strong so it's a bit tough. As far as overall job balance, we consider it with each patch for all jobs
It can be interpreted as they want to balance scholar starting with the fairies mainly when they admit it's a barrier to break to balance the 3 healing jobs.
>>144379617
get in line
>>144379146
“But this is the rule, and there is no way to free oneself of it: as soon as the thought has arisen, it must be followed to the very end.”
>>144379713
you made it work tho
>>144380094
Dream elezen indeed
0 decides if I share my f list...
>>144380565
yes
>>144380565
Yes
>friendly facade talking with his friend in the thread instead of the game, skype, steam, or discord
0 decides if I share Putt logs
>>144380565
Don't
>>144380565
you decide
>>144380565
Yes~
>>144380472
YOU get in line
>>144380780
So many (You)s and he won't deliver.
>>144380780
Dang...
>>144380664
If he is friendly facade how can said person be his friend
CHECKMATE, atheists.
>>144380565
maybe
>>144380870
Wow this sure is a cute long haired cat. I wanna pet that hair and tail.
>awena's naughty secrets will be revealed
I can't wait...
>>144380808
i am
>>144380870
Wow I wonder what lewd things this cute kitten is into...
>>144380920
The better question is:
If he is friendly facade, why does he still have friends? Wouldn't they have moved on by now by realizing its a facade?
>>144380397
Well yeah, it shows that they're vaguely aware that the fairy is one of the most problematic elements when it comes to balancing SCH versus AST for the off-healer spot.
It's just that that's miles away from "SCH nerfs incoming, here come the SCH nerfs, get your SCH nerfs here, folks!"
>>144380994
now get behind them
i'll take the front
>Cleric Stance now effects Eos and Selene.
Wow I just fixed the problem!
>>144381037
Because this guy is a moron who is making way too big of a deal of someone talking behind someones back. This happens constantly with nearly everyone in every LS/FC. Its human nature.
>>144381067
> "SCH nerfs incoming, here come the SCH nerfs, get your SCH nerfs here, folks!"
It was fun while it lasted, time to play BLM I guess.
>Another thread of Mado posting, without trip, unable to be filtered, totally NOT forcing his sexuality or fetishes on us
Lovely :-)
>>144381132
But then you pretty much become just every other healer in the game but with shields.
>mfw SCH nerfs
>>144381132
That's almost as stupid as the guy who wanted to just cut Embrace in half.
>>144380679
yes
>scholar in my static
>know i will be solo healing
i for one welcome ast/whm meta
>>144381279
s-source
>>144381069
but i want to slurp up thatdelucious cock of hers
>>144381241
>>144381282
Found the SCH mains.
>>144381236
i havent seen anything get forced
>>144381335
SCHs are the best main healers!
>>144381428
>taking the bait
>>144380954
Liar...
>>144380980
Sigh... A deal is a deal...
https://www.f-list.net/c/awena%20marette
>>144381006
You're gonna think I'm weird...
Scholars are good but you know they're too good if top statics/fcs of this game tell everyone that they are the easiest job in savage
>>144381464
>taking the bait
>>144381335
>Not liking solo healing
>Not wanting to be thanked by your party afterwards with their cocks while your SCH tries to show off his parselogs
Your loss
>>144381403
I main AST. I am just a critical thinker who understands that it is bad design to make the three classes too similar and would prefer creative alternatives.
>>144381428
Shame you weren't here yesterday when he started posting nude mod screenshots of his Diapezen wearing a blindfold, followed by feet screenshots.
Or it didn't happen, Mado orbiters?
>>144381392
too bad causei'm going to fuck that cock like a pussy
you better find something else to occupy yourself with
>>144381279
>That full pic
Gonna need some mineral water soon
>>144381342
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5995704
you can easily put in the file name into view too to get the original for future ref
>>144381653
Were they wearing a diaper?
>>144377684
'Cause I played one for over a year. Popped the free fanta from buying the game after playing a c@ like everyone else. I love my big dumb elf and always will, but I think my filthyxaela wyrmieis home now.
>>144381684
that is very lewd
[distant mewling]
>>144381820
das a cute elf
>>144381495
You wanna meet ingame for petting then?
Why isn't straight shot cross-classable for MCH? Why even make it a cross class skill if no job could use it?
>>144382063
Because the cross-class system is fucking retarded.
>>144380472
>>144380808
>>144380994
>>144381069
>>144381392
>>144381684
>>144381854Please stop this is embarassing!
>>144381820
What a tragedy. One of my favorites.
>>144381495
I've been tricked...
>>144381702
He was wearing the thickest pants possible (because the game has no diapers yet), why do you think he wears the thickest panties possible? He self inserts and imagines it's a diap.
>>144382040
Yes...
>>144382218
0 decides if I post my REAL one...
>>144381495
>No such character exists
Can we PLEASE post static drama
>>144382286
no!!
>>144382286
Post it already.please..
>>144382286
Don't...
>>144382286
Post it you lying little shit.
>>144382286
Don't do it...
>>144382314
Where's F'wah
>>144382286
Awena please, I can't eb you if you do...
>>144381854
optimal levels of lewd
wanna try it as well?
>>144382114sorry hard to control urges when thinking about such pretty elezen
>>144382480
Whew!
>>144382480
Kill yourself.
>>144382480
>Implying he even has an f-list
>>144382620
No thats bullshit. If this ends in 8 you're gonna post it.
>>144382168
She will live on forever in my heart and mylawn
The KFC™ pull is just too strong.
>>144382620
Liar.
>>144382750
One of my favorite lizards, too, so I suppose it evens out.
Is anyone else getting a bunch of lag?
>>144382620
I was gonna be nice to you but you just baited people. I hate you now.
>>144382620
If this ends in a 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 then you have to post it.
>>144382920
Post your favorite cats and lizard pics
>>144382923
I just got 90001 error and cant login. I think its happening.
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society
>>144383169
terrible
>>144382920
Fuck off Madotsuki.
>>144382869
CUTE
>>144382620
Nice close one.
Now, post ending in 7 determines if I post the rarest awena lewds.
>>144383169
The Crimson Clown gave me a fear of clowns as a kid, that episodes still kind of gives me the willies
>>144382997
Pretty sure I've done this a few times already
>>144383301
>madotsuki is logged into balmung
>no purple anywhere
Whatcha smokin?
>>144383375
ayy bb got anymore barefoot cats to show like kaori?
>>144383250
>terrible
>>144383362
sauce on image?
>>144383169
why do people like swollen lips, it looks disgusting
>>144383580
DSL
>>144383362
You're probably not going to deliver either but fuck it post them.
I've already been blue balled by the lying slut.
>>144383580
because people have subjective tastes fag
>>144383420
>purple
I love that color purple is now associated with one of the biggest shitposters and filth of this general. I wonder if people get the same mental reaction when seeing purple they get when seeing the combination of green with purple. You can say that purple is this general's daily dose of Madofuck.
>>144383362
Post them.I bet I have rarer.
>144383695
Baitman Beyond
POST PROCI RAPS
>>144383362
Do it.
What's a good main for someone who can't make decisions to save their life and can't choose a main either?
>>144382745
Nice try...
>>144382780
No...
>>144382950
What... I don't bait people...
>>144382963
Send me a /tell with proof that this is your post and I'll link you it...
>>144383362
>>144383752
What are you guys doing... Stop...
>>144383362
You must post them all.
>>144383878
tanku
>>144383878
WAR
Fell cleeb
>>144383362
Every single scrap of Awena lewd must be posted!
Awiener...
>>144383169
Pretty cute. Eyes are a little small to me but fuck it, if you like it go for it.
>>144383362
post
>>144383878
Do you NEED to choose a main? Why not just play what you feel like playing from day to day?
Also do not play tank if you aren't comfortable making decisions.
>awena will never slob on your knob like corn on the cob
Feels bad man
>>144383362
reveal the slut!!
>>144384103
>ywn have these two cuties hug you while you cook food for them
Fuck
>>144383878
Any healer. Once you succumb to being a healslut you'll never want to stop.
>>144383362
I'm pretty sure this is bait but on the off chance it isn't, post them.
>>144384204
>the Lalafell WHM Warrior of Darkness will never saddle you up and use you as her personal steed
>>144384112
Just treat them like shit like their eb does
>>144384454
Hi
>>144384020
What...
>>144384112
Send me a tell...
>>144384317
Oh no...
>>144384463
I don't have an EB...
>>144384563
>play solo for a year on Faerie
>use limsa since the scenery's nice and shit's convenient
>fairly quiet, most are standing around afk or having party or /tell conversations
>start noticing a few very charismatic people talking
>they bring all their friends with them
>1 month later, it's a fucking zoo
>same faggot spams shout chat with guildwork on every single fucking time he's on
>his faggot friends spam shout chat as well, some of them have guildwork too
>/say conversations 24/7
>emote spam
>action spam
>fc invites out the ass
>kill myself
>>144384712
You look too mature I'm scared
>>144384712
Who is this cute lala
Please be my gf
>>144384632
long hair sux
go back to short hair
>>144384914
go away
>>144384914
Hi shyv
>>144384914
cute
>>144384914
ugly
>>144384317
Dang.
Well here it is folks, have a rare lewdgatheringAwena.
>>144384914
I don't like it as much as the short hair so I'll go back soon...
>>144384965
Don't be mean...
>>144384632
Liar.
>>144384965
i'll sleep soon
>>144385007
hello
>>144385031
thank
>>144385083
fucking hideous
>>144385092
wtf how am I a liar...
>>144384914
You suck. Long hair is best. Long haired ashcat was better too. I would brush it all day.
>>144385083
Oh god it's ugly up close
>>144384914
>mfw long hair sux
>>144385217
>raid finder doesn't include gordian or second coil savage
>>144385217
>0 decides on my f-list
>o-oh they rolled a yes
>better make a fake joke to cover my ass
>h-haha now 0 decides!
>oh thank god they rolled no
Liar. Ugly liar.
>>144384914
kill yourself brucie you worthless autistic fuck
>>144385136
Imma scub that nose :D
Awena is NOT ugly and she is NOT a liar...
I'm angry
Angry about cats.
>>144385509
But she is an ugly liar
*Buh dum tiss*
>>144385227
>>144385387
i meant long hair on awena you bongo heads
>>144385491
won't do anything because my nose is very clean
>>144385579
what kind of cats?
>>144385579
mrreow?
