Preliminary notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0e2d7f99ec992a9e03b82dbd3ec0678cbe5ebb57
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL (embed)
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>144279116
xth for Vjera
xth for Fwhalon eliminated
avatarfaggotry sure paid off
naka bp
Does Sheltron only work on auto attacks or can it block physical tankbusters?
>>144317296
It works on physical tankbusters like King Thordan's.
>>144317296
Works on both
>>144317296
It blocks any attack that can be blocked. You can even use it to block the damage from those pillars in Sephirot EX, as long as you turn around to face the center of the pillar.
Who is going to the EB today?
>>144317418
>tfw finding this out
I think it's pretty cool that it works like that.
I hope you all have a nice day and make the most of any nice weather you have
>>144317486
Sheltron is hands-down one of the most satisfying skills to use in the entire game and I'm constantly disappointed that I never find PLD to perform well enough to warrant playing with it.
>>144317498
>needing to force an avatar so hard in your friendly post that it fucking breaks the picture itself
What the fuck?
>>144317498
tell meria to kill herself
thanks
hi
>>144318157
>Now people are just posting saved images of people to try and make them look bad/annoying
>>144318157
ugly on the inside and outside
tank c@
>>144318394
Armored females are the best.
>tfw no futa elezen to call mommy and have her breed me
this is my fetish
>>144318394
Cute!
>>144317886
omfg I missed that because of the sunI have a toaster
>>144318108
Go fuck yourself :)
>>144318282
what?
>>144318285
i try not to be
>>144318807
It's your fetish to not have that? Then are you getting off right now?
post sera
>>144317498
>>144317498
>>144317498
>>144317498
>>144317498
Such posts should warrant a permaban.
>>144319182
kind of extreme
>>144319290
man it has nothing to do with ffxivg to begin with, it's a literal off topic friendly facade (and e-relationship forcing)
>>144318890
Are you and Megu going to EB or is there a chance I can still winyou?
>>144319390
"friendly facade"
have you actually spoken to me like, ever?
Remember, you are beautiful! Your heart deserves it! Do your hardest today! Do you want something crafted? Talk to me in game! xth for "insert server name here!", ~~~~~~~, remember, I am f r i e n d l y! What are you up to today? What's for dinner today? Good night, ffxivg! Remember, your story matters! Post youtube!!!!! I am attaching a picture of my character so you know who's f r i e n d l y! What's your favorite Dota character? Come relax with me~~~~~~
Megu I can make you feel like a real girl hit me up
>>144319390
You are such a pathetic sperg.
>>144319576
>>144319576
calm down zayhev, banda, prinny and/or sertur
I'm interested in trying this game since that new big patch will hit next Tuesday but I'm afraid I won't like it since the Pvp doesn't seem to be what people are playing this game for, at all.
So what do you guys enjoy doing in this game?
Leveling all the classes? Gearing up and clean harder and harder dungeons? Exploring? Dressing up? Tell me !
Some honest answers would be pretty cool, wasted enough money on MMOs that I uninstalled after 1 week.BDO, BnS, ToS..
>>144319576
what does iri's asshole taste like?
Hey Faggots,
My name is Fatshua, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch Brahms
>>144319407
as if you wanna win me anyways
>>144319576
t. brucie
t. mateuscats
t. backstabberoni
t. shrek
>>144320083
t. rheia
t. pashua
t. seto
t. kaori
>>144320080
Why not? Maybe you're just a tsundere. Gonna break than angry shell.
>>144319840
Like vanilla
>>144319830
I like being able to level all jobs in the game on one character so I enjoy that; also gearing up, yes. You don't need to gear for dungeons, dungeons in this game are faceroll easy. I like glamouring (dress-ups) but I feel this game is still lacking in options.
>>144320000
grade a quads omg
>>144320000
>quads wasted on Cluster Headache and Stefan
>>144319830
People do play the PvP but it's not really a focus on that because the game's code simply isn't good enough for pvp.
I play it cause I genuinely enjoy it. I like the exploring aspect, the dungeon aspect, the social aspect of doing stuff with friends and having fun. I even find crafting pretty fun.
it hungers
if only zayhev was as good at the game as he is botting and talking shit behind other peoples backs
>>144320253
is it Stefan, Stephen or Steven? I am getting confused
>>144320430
stefphvean
>>144320426
Zayhev is too whipped by his shitty retard girlfriend to do anything worthwhile ever.
>>144320080
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
>>144318848
>>144318708
thankie :3
>>144320430
Stefan is his affectionate name for me.
>>144321058
>>144321027
>she trust ashus
Let this be lesson. That's some quality writing.
>>144321128
It was a WAR
what are DRK stat priorities for new relic?
or in general
When farming for Titanium, what is better to sell?
Raw Star Sapphire, or Raw Star Ruby?Anyone else like Star Jewel?
>>144321293
>Grimoire
>WAR
???
anyone wanna do a roulette on balmung?
>>144321414
name?
>>144320000
Where did u find this picture of me
>>144321373
It was a berserk macro
>>144320592
>tfw always see his 'girlfriend' flirt with dudes when he's in a different zone or offline
>clams up the moment he turns up
wonder if she still baits dudes into sending her nudes when she's dating
>>144321304That's her way of seeing if you erp, past experience here
>>144321446
sleek crush
>>144321465
Did you put googly eyes on a goldfish?
>>144321302
parry/accuracy
>>144321302
I can't imagine it really being different.
>>144321304
*laughs as I see pathetic RP*
>>144321576
i'm saying i'm too shit to know what they are already
>>144321478
Is there more, lewd or not? This pretty funny.
>>144321478
>>144321510
I'm certainly not going to ERP with someone that doesn't in 3rd person
>>144321542
No!! It's a pearlscale
I'd say pst for more fishinfodisinfo... fishinfo....but I'm not online right now
>>144321627
Nigga look at your Anima weapon right now and just do that.
>>144321668
why are you autistically standing in the quicksand 24/7?
>>144321772
how do you stand in an autistic fashion?
>[2.0] The following words and phrases have been added to the auto-translation dictionary:
>{Should we find some replacements?}
i can't wait for the hurt feelings to start rolling in when i use this
>>144321201
she's bilingual
>>144321772
He is apparently an in game fashion/glamour freak or something like that and has a tumblr dedicated to this shit too.
>>144321304
>female characters
This is why I only play with male characters except catboys.
>>144321612
*imagines the actual smell*
o-o
>>144322065
wish a male au ra would play with me.....
>>144322123
same...
>>144322123
>>144322409
I hear Godspeed's a good breeder....
>>144321478
>>144321668
>you will never canonically cuck alphinaud with y'shtola
>>144322409
have all these new triple triad cards....
>>144322123
Do you like cars and guns? If not, then we probably won't have much in common.
>>144322482
He doesn't even have a chocobo
>>144322482
No thanks, I want a male au ra with a cute personality. Godspeeds glamour is bad.
>>144322482
Shut up Godspeed.
come get ya melds/crafts/eb invitations at the limsa tree
>>144322512
yea... and after that we wouldgo drink something together to celebrate our friendship
>>144322482Wish I was cute so he'd notice me and maybe snap my neck in a 7/11 parking lot and enrich my music taste in no specific order...
>>144322123
Server and IG name? I'll play with you anon.
>>144322691
Server?
>>144322825
Balmung.
>>144322825
lmao false flag
>>144322608
even if your posts thirsting over us are silly, i'm glad you have good enough taste to dismiss godspeed
>>144322691
Who is the lucky lady/lad?
>>144317169
>Rylai's tumblr
http://clovertrap.tumblr.com/archive
I've officially lost all interest. Not into coal burners who've serviced hundreds of BBC.
>>144323063
I am not the only one posting here who is thirsty for male au ra! I just love them a lot...except godspeed.
>>144323096
Sugi
>>144323230
I need to clean my eyes now, thanks
>>144323096
Seto to
>>144323096
If it really is I'm gonna ruin the ceremony
>>144323378
I'm legitimately disgusted. I had no idea they were a race traitor and had a fetish for black guys.
>>144323494
that's what you chose to be disgusted by?
>>144323230
You are just as subhuman as he is for liking trannies in the first place.
>>144323494
there is way more to be disgusted by than skin color
>>144323494
>race traitor
FUCKING!
GOLD!
This is why I like real girls. Not trannies.
>>144321668
When I'm just doing casual shit back and forth with friends(usually teasing) I'll do second person but in real RP it's always third. Elitists are often times way worse than they think they are, especially when it comes to RP.
>>144323643
There's nothing wrong with trannies. There is something very wrong with lusting after black men and buying into the whole sissy white boy meme.
>>144323809
>Liking girls
Disgusting.
>tranny hour
>>144323809
i'd pick race traitor tranny rylai over actual girls like egghyur anyday of the week
ugly girls are worthless
>>144323885
>there's nothing wrong with people that are completely fucked in the head
>iri is THIS jealous of rylai he had to go find his tumblr and whinge about niggers here
L O L
>>144323886
Not everyone here's a homosexual like you, anon. Some of us like breasts and vaginas and there's nothing disgusting about that.
>>144323885
>There's nothing wrong with trannies.
Mental state.
>There is something very wrong with lusting after black men and buying into the whole sissy white boy meme.
When you are a filthy degenerate animal, it does not matter how deep you sink into the abyss.
You either are a degenerate that should be gassed or you aren't. There are no shades.
>>144323903
rare photo of iri?
>>144323907
Did I say ugly girls? Nah.
i want a cute gargoyle girl to step on my scrotum
>>144324007
epic ultrash post
>>144324024
>Not liking girls means I'm a homosexual
Funny joke, but no.
>>144322887
>tree ebin
no thanks
>>144324123
There's no proof it's Rylai
>>144324123
Nose isn't as big.
>>144323230
Nice post, Paks.
>>144324272
>There's no proof it's RylaiTheir cocks aren't even the same.
>>144324230
Okay, so you're asexual or mysoginist. Point is, there is nothing wrong about being attracted to women.
>>144324123
Look at the archive. Says he plays ffxiv, dota, and whores his ass to blacks.
>>144324374
Women of this general aren't women, but internet prostitutes. They fulfill every single negative stereotype men have of women.
>>144324374
Keep telling yourself that, buddy.
>>144324580
not all but you will never know since those dont whore themselves out
>>144324580
>Women aren't women
>mental gymnastics just to hate women in general
Go outside nigga.
>>144324580
Frigid, bitch, overreacting, liar, slut, whore.... not all in one neat package though, huh?
>>144324701
Exactly. Normal female posters remain anonymous.
UGH UGH UGH FUCK OH FUCK OHHHH FUCK BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTTTTTTTTS
GUYS QUICK IMNA MASSIVE SLUT WANTING TO GET THEIR HOLES FILLED TO THE BRIM AS YOU POUND AWAY AT ME
SHOW ME YOUR RAPE FACE
>>144324272
https://foolz.fireden.net/vg/search/image/LNy4TYLjEylHjSnYxIzitQ/
http://67.media.tumblr.com/21cd415723cfa29f6bf32575d945139c/tumblr_nrbvjjimsC1urwlsco9_500.jpg
>>144324767
whos your mlady of choice? ftelwhore? fatshua? briah? cg?
>>144324968
Okay stop posting about this it's gross.
>>144324968
https://foolz.fireden.net/vg/thread/96010569/#96073104
>>144325050
Okay.
>>144324973
anon is my choice
>>144325050
My girlfriend
>>144324580
Who said I was talking about women in this general? I am talking about women in general, or at the very least women who strike one's fancy. You and >>144324656 appear to have such a negative opinion about them that you find anyone who likes women to be "disgusting." Having an opinion is one thing, but forcing it down the throats of others isn't cool. It's just sad and stupid.
>Rylai only hookups with black guys
Wake me up
>>144325167
>Dog desperately trying to defend his wrong views.
Pathetic.
>>144325167
Oh I wasn't talking about women in general, but about women OF this general. I like women who are not attention whores posting their ids, driver licenses, hands, avatars (with their internet flicks), commissions, or making the same mundane one line posts every single thread.
Those are cancer.
>>144325356
So why are you so bitter, though.
Please, relax on the chair and lie back. Tell us all how it began.
>patch notes came out
>all anyone can talk about are their subjective moral beliefs and trannies
dead game?
anyone on leviathan? is it an okay server to play on?
>>144325642
No. Yes.
>>144325539
don't forget where you are or who's posting here
>>144295751
this post was made just after patch notes were linked and people started actually discussing them. yeah, game discussion can't take place here. only butts, moonies and tummmies. if people talk about the game, it's shit
>>144325642
I have a friend who plays on there. It's not a bad server.
>>144325717
Blame Paks for posting Rylai's tumblr.
>>144325539
Reminder people who talk about the game are
>shit on
>stalked
and/or
>disliked
And literal mentally ill, slutty, and/or godawful people are
>praised
>accepted
>start or perpetuate the circlejerks we see here.
>>144325717
>8 hours later, ready to point out my one single post after 100 others
I didn't even know notes were out when I posted that because noone was talking about it
but have another
sometimes the game pretends it has assess
>>144325261
>gets called a spade for being a spade
>oh shit, I better take this guy's post out of context with greentexting and call him pathetic!
This is you right now, and I can greentext like this too. I hope you're just attempting to make a joke here, even though it's horrible as fuck.
>>144325356
I guess there was some miscommunication there. But yeah, this game attracts some real weirdos apparently.
>>144325539
I, regrettably, was asleep during game discussion so I missed the discussion about the BRD buffs.
>>144325717
>game discussion can't take place here.
>patch notes were linked and people started actually discussing them.
Don't these two sentences contradict each other? Just push aside the mentally deranged retards and force in some game discussion if you have to.
>>144325984
But people did talk about it. Are you just ignorant of what goes on in these threads or are you actually that stupid?
>>144325984
ugly as fuck
>>144325820
Why in the fuck would it be paks? Paks and Rylai are pee friends.
Shut the fuck up, iri.
>>144326080
I'm not joking at all. Women should be mass euthanized if anything and so should you.
>>144326047
There it is.
>>144326080
No, I just didn't see it. Calm down.
>>144326093
Yeah so I heard but don't know how to fix it
>>144326080
He's stupid, he's trolling, and he's a hypocrite. People were discussing the patch just before he posted this shit. Please do EVERYONE a favor, report him and don't reply to him.
>>144325680
>>144325775
Thanks.
>>144326159
He has posted screenshots of war thunder/world of tanks on that imageboard as well if he uses the handle "Bladearts".
He deleted the thread since I mentioned his name here.
>>144326209
you should make a lala
i bet you'd be less ugly then
>>144326615
I was one for like 2 mins, hated it as expected
I wish all le ebin lala race xdd people would get really hurt
>>144326209
oh hey das me
>>144326607
Censored to avoid ban.
I think Lance's fetish is cute.
>>144326191
So you want to kill off the human race? Good idea, buddy.
>>144326209
Oh, I am calm. I just have no tolerance for those who don't know what they're talking about at this point. You can't say that no one was talking about the game because you didn't know they were talking about the patch notes you "didn't even know were out" when you made your post. That is an act of ignorance.
>>144326282
I saw the discussion, or at least read it this morning since I was busy with my static and going over the notes with them to participate in the conversations here. It's nice to see this general talk about the game and actually focus on it rather than entertaining stupid grown men drama.
dabs kits burbs abcd?
*horse noises*?
https://a.uguu.se/4zpYC54oB8sI_IMAGE_22.png
any gear anyone wants to see?
>>144326915
theres nothing cute about a grown mans foot obsession
How much of /xivg/ aren't virgins? Serious question.
IT IS NOW CRINGE HOUR.
You have 60 seconds to be as cringey as possible.
>>144327005 this post is a good example.
>>144327005
>someone shitposts about you so you come into a thread where you literally never come to attempt to defend yourself
shouldn't you be crying about an ex bf who triggered you with zayhev right now?
what in the holy fuck is wrong with you people
what the fuck
>>144327271
Do you like miqo'te....
>>144327271
>>144327005
>>144325984
>>144326209
>>144327269
i am.
>>144327271
naka bp
>>144327124
midan metal greatsword
>>144327124
holy shit, source? any more sets? fuck shana and his shitposting, post more
>>144327269
im not
>>144326915
Do people get off to this?
Not trying to degrade anyone but is it just for a joke or is it sexual?
Lonely miqo'te looking to experience the miracle of childbirth...
PST...
please shut the fuck up about rylai oh my god, you guys complain about ebins but this entire thread has just been talking about this bullshit
Post Highlanders
>>144328078
its just rylai samefagging and forcing himself harder than putt does
>>144327271
can someone show me how to be futa?
BRAHMS RE ADDED VJERA
I'M NOT DONE STEVEN
>>144328201
That doesn't look like a highlander
>>144328262
you have to be straight
Unsubbed back in late December but the new patch content looks interesting.
Any major catch up I'll need to do to?
>>144328097
really ugly jesus christ
>>144328405
that looks like gw2g
>>144328498
Not really. You'll be behind on lore tomes but you can get geared for Nidhogg ex from buying crafted shit so whatever.
>valsi shows up during foot posting
Hmmm
How do I become a better dragoon?
>>144328097
>The Hottie Quartet
>>144328614
Also from farming midas - I'm assuming they're uncapping the loot from that, someone correct me if I'm wrong.
>>144328078
people just like to have something to bitch/gossip about
>>144328498
If you don't have an i210 weapon you should run VA before the patch hits so you can get a gobdip (and run it once so you dont have to after the patch hits). Rest should be simple enough.
>>144328694
kill yourself
its easy what is your deal lmao
>>144328697
Nobody would care, you know?
>>144327005
duuuude
>>144328621
He has a commission where Awena is tickling his feet as his gw2 character is tied up to some wooden wheel or something
I wish I was making this shit up and I swear for my mom it's true, but I can't provide source as I had to reformat around 3 months ago
>>144328097
>>144329126
is that a fucking tranny?
>>144329046
Is it online? Where can I find it?
>>144329046
Awena? Tell me it's not true...
>>144329258
You might have to ask in gw2g. It's not online afaik. His other ABOmination commissions are online (one of them in particular is focused on feet). It's on pahael.
>>144329126
Pretty sure they made that haircut specifically for sexy hyurs.
Also female elezen.
>>144328210
what the fuck even
>>144329046
>I wish I was making this shit up
You are making this shit up
>>144329454
i miss catboy kiki
>>144329046
>I wish I was making this shit up
It's a fucking drawing, you sperg!
>>144329310
It is not
>>144324774
is egghyur the frigid one? isnt that like the opposite of internet prostitute
Does elk like cute boys?
>>144329534
He misses you too, anon.
>>144329727
Course it's not :^)
>>144329838
oh wow...
>>144328097
>>144327502
https://a.uguu.se/RfjAsHaOY5G1_IMAGE_23.png
>>144329845
>he's still making the same shitposts years later
Holy shit anon how pathetic can you be
>>144329845
God I love this piece. I was so disappointed to see there wasn't more like it. But that other piece by a different artist oftwo gay asurawas pretty awesome, so silver lining.
>>144330048
how're you doing this?
>>144330082
im just trying to earn a spot in ultrash
>>144330015
I thought you liked midlanders more...
>>144330242
only meria....
>watch someone run away from an enemy spawned by their quest so they don't have to fight
COWARDICE!! YOU DISHONOR YOURSELF!
>>144330279
oh...
sorry...
>>144323230
oh.. i see my tumblr was found
Try not to take everything on there seriously lads.
>>144330358
i didn't post that reeee
i don't think i've ever seen you with a midlander boy though
>>144330559
>tfw mine hasn't been found
>>144330559
you are disgusting
>>144329805
Yesalso I was saying it sarcastically, the majority of the girls are lovely and those that aren't have usually earnt that view of them
>>144330593
don't deny it spuki everyone knows youre in a longterm relationship with her you fake gay
>>144329845
That's not my character?
>>144330559
>tfw like Clover
>dislike Rylai
>see this
