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http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>144248278
hyurboypussy
xth for abe has no life, no irl friends and has NOTHING outside of ffxiv
POST FWHALON PARSES
>gilgamesh "raiders"
remember being in a linkshell means you're guilty of shitposting
Post the initials of hidden ERP gems.
>>144279390
I'll fuck you in the butt so you won't get pregnant, how's that for some birth control?
>>144279421
A.M.
>>144279349
this one is a falseflag
Good night :3
>>144279524
good luck on saturday!!
>>144279429
I'm a boy though.
Boys can't get pregnant.
:3
Highlanders
>>144279421
AM
AH
MN
AV
>>144279557
An ass is an ass, Rock Lizard. Now bend over.
>>144279421
A.M........
>>144279618
no ty
>>144279558
>>144279448
Is Mister Krabs really that good at ERP...?
>>144279618
hard pass
>>144279587
boipussy
>>144279618
Highlanders!?
>balmongoloids trying to pretend they don't shitpost each other as anon
Uh huh, just like Putt'el doesn't post anymore.
>>144279796
Shrimp.
>>144279812
Balmung also did 9/11
goon c@
>>144280094
post some lewd shit or get out you slut
twitch tv/slyroyale
More A7S fun.
>>144280094
server
i wanna hold your hand
>>144279618
I need this.But I'm with some right now.
>>144279817
Stop these lies.
You guys bullied Fwa too hard
>>144280294
ya sorry
>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your fists into his ultrachest
You'll never know how my hell burns.
;_;
>>144280073
falseflag
>>144280523
name? I want to meet you.
>>144280523
thats kinda gay
>>144279618
Not a fan of the hair, but I sure am a fan of highlanders.
Does anyone know if Speedy Recovery works with Choco Reraise?
>>144279390
Ralka so purty!
IT IS NOW CAT HOUR
YOU HAVE 60 MINUTES TO POST CATS
>>144280163
There it is.
we in midas fourth floor they call him brute justice
but it's a fact, we know who the best monk is
I'll clear this fight and I'll get a page 4
unlike harpuia i won't be dead on the floor
-the proc
>>144280707
NYO 'w'
>le sneaky anon starts lewd hour right before the thread dies
>>144280554
Observe Balmung, accusing their own posts of being false flags to throw off suspicion
>>144280294
Let this be lesson.
Have you ever been in a grown man relationship with someone from here? What was it like?
fwhalon rhiki? his keyboard must be sticky
looking at his parses always leaves me feeling sickly
two chested A7, quickthinx dead and buried
fwha only got one, but he's used to getting carried
-the proc
>>144280094
hello fellow mooniegoon
>>144280707
>>144280163
there it is
>>144280707
cat looking at a ghost
sugi more like sluggy, that kid's numbers are straight ugly
and this faggot elk is really starting to bug me
gave em both the kick, now i'm stroking my 4 inch dick
cuz i just pulled an a7s parse and even for me it's sick
-the proc
It's Tynne Noon.
>>144280707
>>144279796
>tfw you think you've finally figured out who this is after over a year of seeing this same shot
>>144280919
I REALLY WANNA PET THIS CAT
Post the smelliest catgirl you can find
>>144281029
Yeah? Who is this?
>>144281021
can we hug
or frug
What parse is free and easy to use?
>>144281042
I fanta'd... I'm sorry....
>tfw not enough Ada nudes
>>144281181
ACT is the only acceptable one
So I finally went and blew my free Fantasia just to give myself a slight tan and make myself a teensie bit taller. It's not like I'm ever switching offFemlalaanyway I guess so whatever.
>>144281284
i still really wanna pet this cat
and the brown one tooagain
>>144280707
>>144281326
Got a link?
So is megu available or not? Report in bussy fanatics
posthealingfflogs
>>144280707
catposting
>>144281397
>ast
lol
>>144281454
those are the white mage parses
>>144281390
No, he's perfectly fine with Shyv cucking him with Rocklizard.
>mateus cats invite people to come join their friendly server and have fun, even just to chat
>ultrash ruthlessly bullies them for weeks on end with constant shifts of coordinated shitposting
>no 'come to mateus' posts since
ultrash is literally the worst people who have ever existed
>>144281515
Shyv is taking after sugi I see.
>>144280707
>IT IS NOW CAT HOUR
You mean every fucking hour of every day of the week?!
>>144280707
Meow...
Damn, I'm lookin' good.
:3
Rank the meme team
>>144281704
Did you have to send dick pics to Brucie to get him to pay for your sub? ;)
>>144281125
You don't know me.
>>144281704
6/10 would force to impregnate me
>>144281515
is this false flag
>>144281714
F for Fwha tier
>>144281704
I think you'd look better without the scales on the face
>>144281737
I was more asking who you think I am. I'm just curious if somebody actually figured who I am out and how.Post my location right now or send me a tell.
>>144281714
Brahms
Kumfi
Vall
Godspeed
Naka
Bnhaka
Proci
Ftelor
>>144281734
Who's Brucie?
:3
>>144281867
Brahms isn't in that static anymore.
>>144281867
what the fuck's a kumfi and can you eat it
>>144281796
I haven't seen him with anyone but Megu for like the past week
SOMEONE please please please plaese punch me in the taint
>>144281903
P'roci kicked his best player? What a moron.
>>144281940
this just happened a few hours ago
>>144282006
Nah, Brahms has to start work during when they would be raiding so he has to leave. They talked about it on stream today.
>>144281953
calm down sugi
>>144282013
Please be true please be true please be true
>>144281930
I'm sure you could eat him
>>144282129
talking to other people at all = cucking
so yes it is true
>>144282061
There always is some kind of excuse. When will people stop covering for Proci?
>>144280626
Dat someM.S.?How is it?
>>144280707
moonies are CUTE
>>144279421
K.Q
>>144282271
It's not an excuse buddy
our... guy...
>>144282381
You can tell us Brahms. We know you and Ftelor were fooling around on the side, what dirt does Proci have on you to make you quit, this is a safe space.
>>144282350
i concur
>>144282453this is pashua posting
>>144282436
dab on em
>stratos replaces brahms
>every meme teme raid night will have stratos and naka flirting with each other
>"Look out for that aoe, wife!"
>"Thank you, wife!"
>tfw stratos will princess carry naka for heights
oh gosh oh gosh this is going to be so cute :3
>>144282436
Honestly vaping is fucking autistic, every time someone tells me that they vape I instantly know they're a huge loser.
>>144282587
Midan blade posting incoming
where are these creepyscale lewds i keep hearing about
>>144282453
brahms the type of dude who hands me toilet paper UNDER the stall
forever in our hearts i'll visit his grave every week with flowers...
>>144282714
please refrain from cringe posting until the next cringe hour.
i am not telling you again.
>>144282714
>no fangs
Creepy
>>144282710
check the last thread
>>144282638
>He cant afford anything other than a pen vape
lmao@ur lyfe senpai
>>144282714
ugly as shit
>>144282939
probably because he put the money towards paying for someone's round trip and hotel for fanfest as a stream reward @_@
>>144282587
I think this is the gayest post I've ever seen in my life.
>>144282987
Do you hate the eureka emote
>>144282939
I don't smoke or vape or anything like that at all.
>>144282291{Who?}
guys is fwha gonna be okay
>>144283068S.B.
>>144283104
Who?
>>144283104
His numbers won't be though.
>>144283031
>>144282638
Volcanoes are the best.
>>144283138
beepy is cute, why is he so obsessed with sugi
>>144283104
he out dpsed procis first clear on his first clear so he'll be fine.
>>144283138
is there moreeee
>>144283320
proci has to do jails fwha doesn't
>>144283320
no he didnt
>>144283245
he's sick and he knows he is
>>144283447
>>144283457
getting some conflicting information here
>>144283532
>proci 60th percentile
>fwha 51 percentile
>>144283245
Sugi is the only person who has cared for them at some point.
>>144283478
that sucks
>>144283447
Nobody sane has monks do jails.
>>144283320
>>144283532
Proci outperformed F'wha on all 3 of his clears.
>>144283682
but that's doesn't count the 7 clears Fwha has that weren't posted!!!
>>144283634
>"I'm gonna do even BETTER this week"
>eat shit at the start and ride the wave of failure because we clear on the second pull
{Help me out!}
>>144282453
I legitimately cried a little today when Brahms said he was leaving.
It was almost as bad when he had to leave the group I was in during FCoB. It's okay though he'll always be in my heart.
>>144283739
haha :p
>>144281308
Ask Saturday night my man
Pose females in bridesmaid tights!Ok I'm sorry I'm going to bed shortly
>>144283634
All these shitposts over the last couple of hours are seriously over one person getting 60th percentile and one getting 51st?
>>144283761
I feel bad for BLMs and people who need to get opener positionals on a7s because hammer aoe is cancer incarnate
>>144283824
Ada will you PLEASE breed my slutty catpussy with your massive highlander horsecock?
>>144283824
>want to pose with
>possess no generally-appreciated characters
>>144280707
>>144283887
No they were because Fwha came here to brag about getting carried by 3 people who already had clears
>>144283902
don't remind me
>>144283958more
hey since ippiki never bought the war axe I figured I'd make a webm showing some of the dyes that he never got a chance to check out himself
>>144283915
Yeah sure, what's the harm in slamming a cat or two
>>144283926
It doesn't matter what you play anon, it doesn't have to be lewd either if you want
>>144283968
Oh, thank god.
I was worried it was going to turn out to be a bunch of pathetic and stupid shitposting over nothing.
>>144284015
>no midan metal axe
anon pls
>>144284015
haha dude youre so fucking hilarious man this isnt beaten to death at all well done
>>144284061
rail my midlander first
As a tank, after I finish a dungeon, I make sure all the dps and healer leave first, just to make sure no mobs surprise ambush them if I left first.
>>144284162
Calm down Sayora
>>144284061
Anon wants Ada nudes, my character might diminish the appeal. We'll see.
>>144284165
As a healer, I wish the tank would surprise ambush me with their dick before I leave
>>144284165
this is cutebut i know you're just making sure you get your comms
>>144284165
as a tank I put my life on the line every week in t10
im out of retirement this general needs me
>>144284213
same
>>144284162
Why not both?
>>144284184
Pretty sure sayo is asleep alreadyhis birthday is coming up anyway
>>144284189
Are you a lala or catboy or something?
>>144284213
That's lewd anon, we protect our friends, not rape them.
>>144284312
I actually hate comms, and thinks it's a stupid system. But I will comm any dps that does exceptional dps, or if I do big pulls and the healer has to stress their mana.
>>144284325
But imdagud.
>>144284357
i need putt butt
>>144284357
false putt
>>144284420
real putt
>tfw slipping further and further into the pit of degeneracy for each second I spend in this thread and on balmung
thanks xivg
>that feel when T5
if you are the real putt then give us a lesson
who is the best monk here, I need someone to be my monk senpai
>>144284562
Do you want to get railed too anon?
>>144284654
this thread has 0 good monks
>tfw you missed out on being Ada's first welcome back railing
>>144284759
It's happening this weekend though
>>144284687
the MNK in abe's group goes to the discord
>>144284678
I-I don't... no..yes
>>144284812
he said good lol
>>144284884
http://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/75849/latest/
>>144284884
dude olivia is probably top 5 monks in the game lol
>>144284884
yeah, and the MNK in abe's group is insanely good.
why is it easier for me to make friend irl than on this game
>>144284884
better than you
>>144284843
Good, being a degenerate that likes to have fun is way better than a raidlogging anti fun stiff
>>144280707
Am I too late for this?
What did I do to deserve this
>>144284962
i think it's the other way around because i'm a social reject
what's the matter, anon?
>>144285005
the only stiff i need is that highlander dick inside me
>>144284015
>buying a main parry weapon
>>144285051
yes
go back to sucking cocks in an alley, slut
>>144285089
i'm open and willing to talk to ppl irl but on video games i'm a quiet loner. what do I need to do to make a buddy in this game
>>144285074
Failed a synth, it looks like
>>144285101
That's the spirit
>>144285051
Quick, post butt. For....science?
>>144284015
>not showing black, white, or any metallic dyes
You're really bad at this
>>144284374
>lala or catboy
I'm aroegadyn.Or Highlander. Or your Duskwight daughter.
In before I fuck up the spoiler.
>>144285201
I accidentally didn't clip the webm right because I'm retarded but I got the shitpost done effectively regardless
>>144285158
what server?
tfw no one wants to engage in epic shokugeki cooking rps.
>>144285158
i guess you just need to talk to more people? do you say hi at the beginnings of dungeons or anything like that?
>Meme Teme clears A7S in a week of progression
>The Tynne still stuck on first phase of Midas Turn 3 (Savage)
MEOW, we're cats! We're cats, we're so sexy, meow~! Cats are sexy! We're cats~
>>144285158
If you are on Balmung I'll be your friend! Just let me know your character name!
>>144285243
Femroe? I like all those options desuexcept probably the daughter thing, I did that with someone once and they took it way overboard
>be in expert queue
>constantly steal aggro from the tank in every single boss fight
>You received a player commendation!
>You received a player commendation!
>You received a player commendation!
>>144284884
You're right, Oliver isn't good, he's amazing.
>>144285362
two
>>144283138
That was a good fap.
>>144285348
i usually talk when other people start talking in dungeons, I met one person this way but they log in like monthly. i guess I've been trying to find some social ls since I'm not in an fc (have not found one that I'm really interested in joining yet)
>>144285306
balmung
>>144285581
well, what're you looking for in an fc?
>>144285491
sounds like they all queued together
Rich Balmungoloid looking for cute Sugar Baby to spoil.
People who obsess over FFLogs and use it to cockwave are the most insufferable people to be around ie. Abe and Suav.
What FC can I join on Balmung?
>>144285729
mad shitter spotted
>>144285756
<NEET>
>>144285756
If you don't intend on causing a lot of trouble generally <CC> will allow people in.
>>144285756
a dead normie one so you can live comfy
>>144285729
they are shitty people ill give you that
but they are good at the game
abes just like ayase, totally self absorbed but still good at the game
>>144285641
just people to run stuff with, anything from roulettes to possibly raiding if I get good enough to do that. i'm not hardcore at all but I still want to perform well on the classes I play so I guess just a chill fc with the content runners and not just raid loggers?
>>144285926
Are you looking for lewd shit?
>>144285898
>abes just like ayase
I wouldn't go that far.
>>144285729
post evidence of them cockwaving
>>144285840
Who do I talk to get an invite?
>>144286048
Yeah, Abe is worse.
>>144285729
It's a scoreboard dude, the whole point of it is to get a high score for bragging rights.
>>144285447Shit, some bastard spoiled my fun?! Guess that frees up a character slot. Just in case you don't remember (because it wouldn't be the first time), you approved her look.
But does anon want roegadyn nudes, I doubt it.
>>144286061
spuki bugi, brahms torsten, pashua orchidae
>>144286136
Scoreboard + Mentally ill NEETs isn't a great combo.
>>144286054
>incoming "shut up abe/suav" with no evidence
>>144285926
a lot of fcs do stuff like that, just chill people to hang with
of course, you've also got to socialise to get to that point, so it's also up to how well you can manage
>>144286131
He's really hard to communicate with and he barely listens, and refuses to do a lot of strategies if they don't handhold him for DPS throughout.
Abe's better because Abe doesn't wipe his group over his DPS or throw temper tantrums and refuuse to play if he has to do anything that would harm his DPS.
post ebin f-lists
>>144286005
no not an erp based fc
>>144286048
>erps and skyps with paks
You're right, he's even worse.
>>144286281
I don't even think that's Abe posting dude. Even if it was, someone specifically called out Abe, does replying to call someone wrong mean you're cockwaving?
>>144286283
Please.
Curious
>>144286281
that post you linked isnt even mine dumbass
>>144286147
Ah, this is who I thought it was.fuck anon though, I've been craving some femroe and highlander. /r'ing a lewd album of your balmung roe
