>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>143887860
remove cats
post cute hyur!
spuki bp
>3.5mb OP pic
You fucking serious m8?
real, real tired
ya know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnU
>>143935336
full pic right meow
>>143935336
>>143935383
go to sleep.
>>143935545
hey that's pretty cute
Post erpshells
>>143935426
>brows went to hyur female
sad days
Stop that
>>143935562
i did
i dreamt of my eyes tracing rings around this world
>F'wha's static doesn't upload their parses every week
What's the point of uploading to fflogs if you're only going to cherrypick your good runs
>>143935710
You know you like it
>>143935545
What server are you on? Do you need a gf? A little sister maybe? Non incestuous boob touching?Incestuous boob touching?
>>143935685
Gomen. I'm used to playing female characters.
>>143935923
That's.. really creepy dude.
>>143935673
>tfw no one will ever find my erp shells...
>>143935857
>F'wha
>good runs
ahaha
>>143935857
hi chemo
excited about summer break?
Who killed the dude in the event? I don't feel like actually investigating.
>>143935923
>>143935857
>fwha's static has been on a7s for 9 weeks
>fwha does cages because he does less damage than rheia on the boss
>>143936017
the potato
>>143934951
what the fuck is wrong with their faces
>>143936017
Do eorzea a favor and remove catslut.
>>143936017
i believe you need all 10 clues for the options you need to show up
>tfw no cute butler elf to bring me the finest Ishgardian tea and crumpets
Why even live?
>>143936076
They're shota miqo'tes
>>143936063
fwha is literal garbage at this game i really would not blame him
>>143936058
Are highlanders allowed to be this cute?
>>143936076
gayness and downs walk hand in hand
>>143936356
but he cleared sephirot!! WEEK ONE!! LANNER!! WEAPONS!!
>>143936186
>no elezen scholar to educate me on Ishgardian history
why live indeed
I dont want avatarfags to go away, I just want them to get better gimmicks.
>gilgamesh shitposting hour
None of you fucks are good at the game anyway. The JPs get more clears on their mid-pop servers than Gilgamesh alone.
>>143936319
I miss Ninf...
>>143936186
>>143936598
Omg stop.
>>143936287
how have you been lately
>>143936642
So? Still best NA server in terms of raids, what does that make all the other NA servers if Gilgamesh isn't good.
>>143936654
me too
she was so cute
>>143936808
>implying I play on an NA server
nice try ya dip
>>143936816
she was weird and acted aloof and like a total child all the time while simultaneously complaining that no one want to be her friend when people like F'telor spent all their time with her
>tfw no one will ever bond with you eternally
>>143936768
fantastic.
>>143936884
>implying I'm implying you are playing on an NA server
my point is that if Gilgamesh is garbage at raiding, then all the EU and NA servers are worse than garbage, in essence your insult that Gilgamesh is bad at the game is barely an insult
>>143936816
I wish she would come back someday...
Tfw her tumblr hasn't been updated since march
>>143936380
i wish i knew cute highlandersthey're my favorite
>>143937017
try not being ugly and maybe it'll happen
post lewd sluts
>>143936925
I don't get why people do that shit. If i play with you every chance i get it's because i want to. That's not how pity works, stop being so insecure.
>>143937017
Hey kid do you like male roes
>>143937151
Ruki, CG, Cutielander, that one, and some other nameless ones. I've seen some cute random ones on google ortumblr/reddit.
>>143937073
Exactly the point. NAs and EUs are horribly insular and unable to help their community at large.
The Balmung/Gilgamesh problem is exclusively a western issue, and is why it has taken so long for the Raid Finder to be implemented.
petite miqote riding a huge cock
post eyes
>>143937017
Stop teasing and be my obsessive penpal gf already.
Hey, someone help me! Let me out, please!
>>143937017
what server?
post lala thighs
>>143937303
>Exactly the point. NAs and EUs are horribly insular and unable to help their community at large.
There are segments of Gilgamesh's raiding community that definitely go out of their to "help the community at large" there are a ton of Elysium members with their clears that take the time to have fun and play with groups trying to clear/progress.
But unfortunately, the community is fairly divided in this respect.You have to be in the right linkshells or know the right people to get that kind of help, because there are a lot of mediocre assholes running around acting like they deserve their clears.
xth for don't forget to feed squiddy chan today
Top tier au ra deserves top tier payment!
>>143937479
I decided to head to Gridania after my shoulder pad and rabbit ears were stolen by some blue-haired Miqo'te in Ul'dah. I stumbled upon this door while wandering around. There was someone behind it asking for help. They told me they'd be my friend if I set them free.
who are you talking to?
>log on hoping to do progression
>end up ERPing all day
help
>>143936925
that's what made her cute you dummy
>>143937562
>because there are a lot of mediocre assholes running around acting like they deserve their clears.
i.e. F'wha blaming everyone else in every group he's in while somehow remaining blameless
>>143936925
Holy shit ftelor can you stop being so proci and shitting on innocent people for old shit already?
yeah ninf was weird but that doesnt mean you need to shittalk her every time her name is mentioned
>>143937675
I almost opened it too, luckily this lady was there to stop me and inform me that a dangerous criminal was locked behind those doors. Oh well, I guess I'll have to look for friends elsewhere.
>>143937675
This shit is pure cringe
>>143937179
Ouch...
>>143937461
You never gave me your name dummy.
>>143937504
Balmung.
>>143937479
W-why did they lock you in? I'm scared.
>>143937858
>tfw used to like ftelor until i figured she was dating proci because shes just as rotten on the inside as he is
>I wish these people would entertain me, otherwise their existence is a burden
Where can I find the barefoot mod? I just want bare feet and not the tits and vagoo.
>>143937858
????
That wasn't meI think I know who it was thoI don't make it a habit to talk shit about people
>>143937905
Oh right. I'm not on balmug. Sorry.
>>143937879
LET HER OUT YOU IDIOT
>>143937879
>lewd lizard adventures part dos
I'm in
>>143937990
And you don't agree?
>>143937879
I'll be your friend, meet me at the West Idyllshire Aetheryte.
>>143937021
are things better or worse
>>143937905
i wish you were on gilgamesh...
>>143938096
Except they never lewd. It's just boring and strung out.
Fuck off with your NTR faggot.
If we hadn't met, things would be better.
I could've died and not worried.
>>143937879
;_;
>>143937905
>literally ignoring my post
A simple "no" would have hurt less.
>>143938280
Treat the next one better anon.
>>143937879
see what you did >>143938314
>>143938385
>expecting decency from gutter slut cats
trash race.
>>143936621
I always think about your post and it bothers me, slightly, that I don't have a gimmick.
>>143938847
Hi green
>>143938847
Your gimmick is being a touchy autist and the creepiest person in the thread.
>>143938916
this is falseflag
>>143938847
If I find you in the Hinterlands will you give me your pot of gold?
>>143938948
this is falseflag
Is this lizard cute??? Would you hold hands with?
Would you be her first E-RP?
>>143938847
>always
He just fucking posted it.
Grow up. Get a fucking life. Seek help if you can't see that you're a creepy fuck for projecting your fantasies like this and bothering people in turn.
>>143938568
Yeah, the disrespect itself is what hurts the most.
I have noticed that miqo'te and au ra players are pretty nasty when it comes to that.
>>143938946
>creepiest person in the thread
>not Puttel
>>143939026
this is falseflag
>>143939031
nope
a4n ques are suffering. what do you mean no one is running this older raid tier anymore
anything besides gathering thats viable for 15 min ques? atleast the tree is comfy.
>>143938080
Nobody's letting her out now.
>>143938096Not part two. Just an extra scene.
>>143938519
>>143938314
>>143937905
Become tan and long haired and maybe..
>>143939207
Putt stopped posting after having an irl meltdown
>>143939031
>visible bridesmaid tights
>>143939401
Bullshit
>>143938203
theyre the same as theyve always been.
>>143938183Nobody was there
>>143938965
>pot of gold
This is confusing. Do you want gil or is this a sexual advance? 'No' to the latter, anon! Nor am I just giving you all of my gil.
>>143939493
Nobody would care if you died.
post pictures ofRylai
>>143939258
this is falseflag
>>143939493
they're calling you a leprechaun
Reminder that posting these is now an autoban.
>>143939554
>>143938916
>>143939490I was watching you from the distance but couldn't work up the courage.
>>143939616
this is falseflag
>>143939031
>slutwear
>"would you hold hands with her"
no, I don't know where it's been.
>first ERP
see pic
>>143939408
calm down mado
Where is this elzn
>>143939649
so why aren't they banned yet
lol
>>143939676
this is falseflag
>>143939031
Yes if she has some "likes" that I can indulge
>>143939623
.. But leprechauns aren't green? They're Irish so more than likely peachy toned.. Right? Maybe should've gone with dryad or some leafy myth.
Who's the craziest c@ on Balmung? Looking for kinky c@s into bondage.
>>143939401
>Putt stopped posting
Yeah nah. No one's falling for that again.
I can meme too!
>>143939656And I thought I would get to watch you from a distance
>>143939702
>>143939031
Yes.
No.
No.
>>143939754
Sorry...but how about ladies in bridesmaid tights hour...!
>>143940020
>>143939821
this is falseflag
>>143939031
>handholding
LEWD
>>143939118
If you're getting this shittershattered over someone ignoring you in thread, you desperately need to seek help.
I hope everyone has a nice night
Come relax and chat on Mateus tonight if you want~
>>143940078
what so you can imagine them pooping in it lmao
>>143939031
I am:>>143939754
Forgot to say, yes to the first. 1/3 try harder next time
>>143940078
This is the 2nd time I've done that, is it actually you?
>>143939861
Can you please get on your Balmung alt.
>>143937879heycan you get to your former rock in the shroud on giggles
>>143939964Too bad, if you do /lookout within range of me I'll send you a tell.
>>143939702
I overheard Mado talking about "stringing up that cutie" on her alt.
What did they mean by this?
>>143940369
nice try lance, we know it's you
So planning on buying a house for myself in 3.3, how fast are these plots going to go when they open them up?
>>143940137
cats a shit, people who play them a shit
>>143940369
kys faggot
>>143940369
they meant_________________________________
>>143940369
And people will still say he isn't creepy as fuck
>>143940137
he doesnt seem mad at all you prison faggot
>>143940224
Yeah it's me.
>>143940369
I said no such thing to anyone, let alone in /say
>>143940508
>>143940369
samefag
>>143940508
>>143940369
le false flag
>>143939861
dark roe best roe
>>143940078
fuck off we all know that you pretend they are diapers
>>143940284I don't even know where it is
>>143940152
can we have a threesome
>>143940737>you forgot your own rockwhat a terrible person. it's in central.
>>143940713
this roe is kindacute
>>143940291My queue popped. In the middle of something now.
>>143940735
this one is the bait
Where can I download the barefoot mod?
uglyc@
>>143940838But it's in Mor Dhona. I don't know where exactly
Why do people keep making fun of the green thing?
It doesn't bother me anymore. It didn't even bother me in the first place.
>>143940713
Green roe best roe.
I saw a bunch of these guys with weird names throwing potions on the ground while clipping into each other or something.
Are these the famed bots, gilfarmers or something else? And what IS that set even?
They look like garden gnomes.
>>143941192
>mentioning it at all
You just took the bait. Watch ultrash fly to this one like moths to a flame.
>>143941174the dead rock in the shroud, nerd, not the one in mor dhonai couldn't find your mor dhona rock either, i tried.
>>143941192
Nobody would care if you died.
>>143940078
visible panties or not? If you're going to go there, may as well be specific my guy.
>>143941192
Please get on Balmung.
>>143941070Our love will forever be denied, how will I find you now?
>>143941192
i would care if you died
>>143941192It has nothing to do with you being green
>>143941192
>didn't even bother me in the first place.
Then why did you leave the group?
Lol kill yourself green
>>143940837
Who knows
>>143941461
>Then why did you leave the group?
If you were in the same group as proci, you would leave too.
ultrash everyone
human scum
looking for a server to play on with /xivg/ but with minimalERP
>>143941192
I have no personal stake in whether you live or die but it certainly would be a sad event and your loved ones would have my condolences.
>>143941561gilgamesh
>>143941312
Oh. That one. Gimme a sec. I have to check if I have a character in Gridania
>>143941561
Come to Odin and play with me.
No ERP but I will be your only /xivg/, though.
Remember to cut all ties with anyone in ultrash.
>>143941461
this is bait
>>143941557
this is falseflag
What is your favorite shade of green?
Just a random question.
>>143941797
this is falseflag
>>143941192
>>143940713
Can't argue that.
>>143941824
bait
>>143941831
this is umad
>>143941503
Can I join?
>>143941192
get fuked shrek
>>143941347
Did you see my name?
>>143942051
age range of people in ultrash? everyone is under 21 i assume
>>143941871
That was a falseflag btwNo one would call Iri cute
>>143941824
I prefer a light mellow green. Like the colour of grass in early spring after a morning drizzle. Or maybe a vibrant green like a ripe apple. What about you?
>>143942073
No, I saw like 6 people show up and walk down to it. Fucking creeps.
>>143941338
Yes, that's the important part...
>>143941268
Bots, they use cheat engine to noclip and superspeed
>>143942051
im not sure i understand the joke. shrekroe is afraid of spraypaint?
shrek is so hilarious
it's like a train wreck in really, really, really slow motion
>>143941312Alright, I have a c@ in Gridania
>>143941192
Not even your own friends like you, ogre
>>143942363
>>143942353
>>143942051
these are bait
>>143942180
Age = maturity. They're bitter manchildren.
>>143942391then come meet me at the rock
>>143941192
WHY DO YOU TAKE THE BAIT
WHY
YOU'RE NEARING VELVET LEVELS
can catboys ever be trusted?
cat
>ultrash coordinated shitposting hour
lol, so funny
none of you can even beat a8s without getting carried either
inb4 17th percentile comes to defend himself
>>143942516
Just Imagine how great this thread would be if people just IGNORED THE BAIT.
>>143942551
>17th percentile
THIS is supposed to be the best Balmung has?
>>143942551
shut up shrek
>>143942260
where is putt
>>143942237Hm, this is a problem, anon. You can't exactly add me if you didn't catch my name.
>>143942541
They can be trusted to guard girls cause they're all gay anyways.
>>143942737
all me paks tofu vjera ippiki whoever the fuck else you think i am
>>143942773
studying for his classes
>>143942260
I thought they were bots though Im still wondering why theyre all using the same job and with that set. Is it like the most efficient low level area farm set or something?
male roes a cute tbqh
>sha triggering ultrash hour
loving every laugh
>>143942505I'm having trouble finding it. I'm calling for backup
hard at work studying mem terminology
please tell smudges to stop jelling over old shit thank u
>>143943057
post more putts
so this... is the power... of balmung raiding...
>>143943057
this is falseflag
>>143942840incorrect
>>143943057
fake putt
>>143943136
this is a falseflag
>>143943114
You sure like to shitpost about players better than you.
>>143942772
Yes, more like this!
>>143942904
It's free gear they get from quest rewards probably
>>143943248
this is an unfunny gag
>>143943023north and slightly west of bentbranch god why am i spoonfeeding you
What's worse; "straight catboys" or "i'm pure" ?
>>143943114
>500 dps
nigga are you even trying? and i thought mr krabs 600 was embarrassing
shrek and androna are both mentally ill and conspire to stir shit up constantly
blacklist their 20 alts.
>>143943013
Wh-What? My second to last post only got two responses.
>>143943307
this is falseflag
i require more pictures of boob window on males
That's right ultrash. Circle the wagons and tell your people to stop posting in the thread.
You are a bitch to the thread. Utter slaves that bend to the will and groupthink of the thread, with no independent thoughts of your own. The real human trash.
Sorry to interrupt your shitposting but this lil dude from 50 verminion wins is cute as HECK
>FFlogs is only a representation of how good a group is
>everyone uses it to represent how good individual players are
Hilarious.
>>143943464
Imagine the neckbeard behind this post.
>>143943464
settle down there greeny
>>143943464
lol
>>143943575
asexual