"Hats" Edition.
Last time on /ss13g/
>Arcjet banned
>Anglosphere unbanned
>Ghlor steps down
>New shipment of waifus
>Hi killette meme dies
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
1ST FOR CYNTHIA AND NO I'M NOT JOKING, SHE'S ACTUALLY FUN TO TALK TO
Is it a good idea to drink heavily while playing spessmen?
>>144208918
Hi killette
What's the difference between catatonic and brain dead (I know what brain dead is)
>>144209098
No, it causes toxin damage
>>144209202
catatonic = ghosted = impossible to return = valid to kill
brain dead = logged out = possible to return = not valid to kill
>>144209202
Catatonic = brain dead but alive
Brain dead = more general term meaning no player in the body
>>144209202
Catatonic means they ghosted and they can't get back in their body unless there's admin intervention.
>There are people RIGHT NOW who sexualize another man's character because it's a girl
>>144209098
probably not but I do it anyways.
>>144209326
George R R Martin is a pretty disgusting man but Meera Reed is still my waifu t b h
>>144209326
Yeah of course.
It's the character that matters not the player behind it.
>>144208918
Wait, did Ghlor seriously step down again?
>>144209479
The characters are poorly drawn though.
>>144209718
>all these niggas who call decent shit poorly drawn
>ain't none of them seen the shit i sketch in my noetbooks
is there just some difference between 'shitty art drawn by amateurs' and 'shitty art drawn by people who should be better at this point' or something?
>>144193574
>>used ahelps to argue with a player after an incident happened in game between them.
>he did the same thing to me months ago
>Ghlor's skills as an admin have been flatlined at total shitter for several months
lol
Is it ooc in ic to complain about how nt laid out a station?
>>144209879
yeah
>>144209316
>>144209205
Ashe?
Reica?
>>144209879
yeah
>>144210208
there are ways to keep it ic, such as blaming the space french for deff
>>144210279
no, i'm an old, used up waifu who was never good in the first place
>>144210332
I just don't see why the station layout is ooc. I mean someone in the games universe built it and planned it
>hyun spreading """"""""""beneficial"""""""""""" viruses
>retard RD makes the mining shuttle a deathtrap because he wants to steal a mining suit
>>144210430
exactly, just blame the architects or some shit that makes sense in universe, just dont be like WOW THANKS MAPPERS THIS MAP IS SHIT I WANNA PLAY ON BOX
>at one point in time, Ginger Beach AKA Kammerjunk has said 'Wowie Zowie' and "Okie Dokie Lokie'
We literally have a horsefucker for an admin now.
Good going, probe.
>you will never cuddle with cynthia for warmth on a snow map.
On another note, hey cynthia what's your steam?
>>144210629senaat1
>>144210568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGHytJYaNPU
Girlchan in paradise predates MLP.
>>144210568
That's not even amongst the worst parts of Kammer.
She's done and been much much worse, it's funny to think.
t. Insider
>>144210629
http://steamcommunity.com/id/rainbowvoodoo/
I'm playing warframe so whatever
>>144210629
>you will never [...] on a snow map
>>144210458
MY VIRUS WAS BENEFICIAL
THE BAD ONES WERE RANDOM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144210924
>MY VIRUS WAS BENEFICIAL
Then why did all my bones break?
>>144211027
THAT WAS THE RANDOM ONE YOU IDJIT
MY VIRUS WAS
AND I GO IN ORDER
FULL GLASS
ADRENALINE
TELEPATHY
DELIGHTFUL
>we will never have planetside maps with entirely different sets of features and dangers from space
>we will never be spessmen on an alium planet
>we will never have to contend with toxic atmospheres, horrific temperatures, and terrifying ayylmao life that isn't just roid monsters, carps, and the occasional Gayylmao
>we will never get cool rover vehicles and shit
Why live?
>>144211027
YOU SEE VLADI
SINDICAT CAN'T BREAKE BONES
IF BONES ARE ALREADY BROKEN!
>>144211193
>>144211128
>TELEPATHY
This wasn't beneficial at all, it wouldn't let me talk the normal way so I had to find the name of whoever I wanted to talk to in the list and it was fucking annoying.
>all my bones get broken
>On the medbay lobby floor in pain
>Pray to holy Syndicate to heal my broken body
>They actually did it
>HoP converts
who is best cargo waifu?
>>144211245
You might have had latent mute mutation, borers sometimes have a similar thing happen to their host when they evolve sober or farsight.
>>144211245
that sounds like a glitch, i could talk just fine, and i called dana chubby using it
>play a prank as a non-antag
>find out that it killed a whole bunch of people
>An admin has delayed the round end!
>>144211264
Terry Watson the qt ginger mail girl.i miss you, terry
>>144210773
nuuuuuuuuu it was in mlp once and that means its bad!!!!!
DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW WHATS IN MLP
>>144211185
>wanting to defeat the purpose of being on a SPACE station
Clearly this isn't your kind of game.
>>144211264
cultistchan is the only who does her job without fucking around
ghlor stepping down is a meme right?
>>144211512
but senpai, it'd be exactly like space, but instead of contending with ayylmao depressurization from some faggot breaking windows, you'd have to deal with the constant threat of an ayylmao atmosphere flooding the place and killing everyoneplasma planet when
>>144210840
I used to have the exact same steam picture, like two days ago.
Spooky...
>>144211352
>activating a gold slime
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK
Sorry for the delay. Here's the music from the post game wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3h_n2seS1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtQ3NMoWRMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11hUZLWyXC0
>>144211845I filled the cryo tubes with beer from a keg I found and a bunch of people apparently died of liver failure
>Find some guy lying what I thought was dead in medbay
>Notice that he is actually alive but with a sliver of health
>Still a fucking clown so I cannot use the normal scanner
>Drag him and see that he has 120% toxin damage and his liver is nuked
>Take a sample and see that he has 80u of beer in him
>Brute force him with Anti-tox, tricord, and dexalin plus
>I get him to wake up at the end
You cannot drink yourself to death on my watch.
>>144211352
Gold slimes are a note and a bannu. I would know.
>world reboot
>spawn in as alien at last second
>>144211925
pfthaheahehaehaeh
>>144210182
Can you provide logs of this?
>>144211925
Yes. Yes they did and I wanted to kill you. That was the worst prank I've seen medbay pull in a long time. Everyone you treated was too drunk to move and then we passed out and died.
I was in crit in the lobby from liver failure during a virus rush for 15+ minutes.
>>144211925
hai Reica ^_^
>>144211881
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3h_n2seS1g [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtQ3NMoWRMw [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11hUZLWyXC0 [Embed]
>>144211674
We have plasmafloods for that, dumbass. Do you really want even more of that?
And there's no atmosphere in space, that's why it's space! Why the hell does nobody actually want to play SS13 on an actual space station anymore - is it not good enough for you now?
>>144212027
Probe, why did you hire a horsefucker as an admin?
>>144211925
Played the MeadBay card
>>144212027
When I realized that I tried to help, I revived about 3 people
>>144212042ohaiyo
>>144211974
same
Thanks for joining the DJ station, it was comfy.
>>144211930
Hey that was me.
>>144212113
Who?
>>144212183
Nigglywiggly
>>144212061
Because space is boring now. We've done everything there is to do with space, and we can't figure out a way to make space better.
Ergo, we have to take the space station, and move it to a planet. Then, when we get bored of the planet, we take the space station back to space. You don't have to be in space to be in space, though.
>>144212142
ily reica <3
>>144212183
This gay-ass motherfucker with the ckey "probe1".
>>144212183
>Hey that was me.
Oh sick, I really wonder how you didn't die earlier if you had that much toxin in you.
Also, to fix a nuked liver do I have to scoop it out and put in a new one?
>>144212285
Ilikeyou too anon c:
>>144212285
Maybe if you come to dorm 3 in 15 minutes, we couldit's a 2d sprite
>>144212183
>who
Kammerjunk. Literally admitted to being a horsefucker senpai.
>>144212260
>>144212260
Sounds more like you're not creative enough to find new things to do with space. Stop being such a lazy shitter and realize that it's Space Station 13, not Moon Base 13 or some shit like that.
I claim Reica for my own
>>144212406
>like
;_;
>>144212489
Keep her she's pretty basic as far as waifus go
>>144212113
>>144212454
>liking a children's tv show is bad
>from an anime imageboard user
Fuck off.
>>144212476
Anon, why are you so angry about this?
Calm down, Anon.
>>144212556
Back the fuck off!?!
>>144212489
no she's mine D:<
holy shit, water is so OP
you can handcuff someone in the time they get stunned after slipping on water
the wet sprite doesn't even show up two thirds of the time
how did I not see this sooner, help I'm having TOO MUCH FUN
>>144212581
Maybe you should fuck off, Kammer. Go back to shitposting on /mlp/.
>ghlor gets mistreated in game by some shittter
>goes berserk and acts like a real nigger in-game and creates a whole campaign (as an admin) on the forums with a ban request and the thread defending himself
>everyone is ok with that because the person that crossed him is one of the shitters anyway
>ghlor bans a chaplain that null rodded a random assistant to crit and left him there because they were was breaking a glass window in the main hallway
>ghlor is forced to step down because people defend the murderbone chaplain
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>144212683
You can have her. Ashe Mallory is the new hotness
Purge 2 Electric Rapealoo when
>>144212692
Buckets are lethal weapons don't you know
>>144212369
You can use a bandage or trauma kit. You will have to deal with the healing process and toxin damage. Alternatively you can replace the liver and it will stop creating toxin damage instantly. It's up to you. Replacing the liver with more than a few points of damage is faster.
>>144212232
>>144212331
>>144212454
Mixed signals. I'm gonna ban that horsefucker Probe1
>>144212835
Probe, what's best pony?
Reminder that this is close to being merged: https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9781
If you want Cuban Pete to continue to give out bombs, speak now or forever hold your peace.
>>144212919
Derpy Hooves
>>144212805
>you will never rape caleigh and stick a stun baton in her pussy
>you will never watch caleigh writhe in agony as the baton sends tons of electricity through her nether regions, causing her to lose control of her bladder and wet herself
>you will never watch and laugh as caleigh sobs from the humiliation and pain
>>144212260
>You don't have to be in space to be in space, though.
But that's wrong, you retard. If you're on a generic planet, nobody has to worry about atmospherics and hull breaches are a minor nuisance if the generic planet doesn't have plasma for air (and if it does then the slightest breach is all but deadly for whoever didn't rush the atmos hardsuits), and nobody can be spaced since you're on solid ground the whole fucking time.
If it's a lack of wildlife that's an issue, go and make some instead of demanding that the whole feel of the game be changed just for you.
>>144212919
>>144212778
no Ilikeher too
you can have zarika
>>144212951
>derpy hooves
The fact that you even know one of their names speaks mountains about you, Probe.
>>144212979
>Dana inflation
>Caleigh watersports/humiliation
>Trinity muscles?
>>144212919
PURPLE ONE IS BEST
>>144212951
>liking the meme pony
Garbage.
>>144213023
I was the first to waifu Ashe, fuck you
>>144212778
>Ashe Mallory
>Not Kara Highlands
I also managed to defib and fix up someone who had 30% blood at the time of death.
Having to actually rush the surgery as he was getting blood was pretty fun.
>>144213167
no I was
>>144212592
Just pointing out that it's not the same if you're not in actual space. It removes multiple hazards that make the game what it is, invalidates one of its major features, adds nothing but a few textures that could be just as easily stuck on the roid or an away mission, and ultimately defeats the purpose of setting SS13 in a space station at all.
>>144213113
Whoops
>>144213113
>dana inflation
dana doesn't need to be a balloon!
she's perfect as is; nice and squishy and fluffy and short and cute!
>>144213113
>Probe
>Waifuposting
Oh I am laffin
Has anyone used buckshot shells yet?
What do you think of them?
>>144213109
That's silly, it's like not expecting people to know 2hu names by pure osmosis either because they're shitposted everywhere.
>>144213190
The only time medbay is fun is when it's in full ride mode and somehow you find the zen to be able to do everything perfectly in a timely manner
I wish I still had rounds like that
>>144213440
Fuck you Anon, now I want cheesecake with some delicious sugar-laden cherries or raspberry compote on it.
>>144213538
I do not know a single fucking 2hu name. The only animu names I know are Italy and Germany's human names.
>>144213324
Good for unarmored targets or people that aren't paying attention and allow you to get right next to them.
>floortile a newcop into crit, don't come closer because I assume he'll deathgasp to kill me if I do
>new guy runs up and starts stripping him
>RUN EXPLOSIVE IMPLANT
>drag him away and tell him that guy explode
>"I want his suit"
>goes back to stripping him and puts the newcop hardsuit on
>literally as soon as it happens a sec officer with a shotgun comes in and shoots the new guy in the hardsuit
>stands on top of the naked newcop to cuff the new guy in the hardsuit
>boom
My mistake was assuming other people weren't retarded
>>144208963
I fuck her constantly
>>144213920
gee kurt, it's not very hard when she hands out invitations to anybody that asks.
>>144213723
You lie. The cancer has shitposting threads about Cirno and Chen for ages and there's a clown costume on /vg/ that's 2hushit too.
I never even googled for the games or anything else about it and I know these two names.
I also have no idea what lunacy is that you're referring to at the end.
>>144214051
I know I just like saying I've fucked people's waifus
>>144214095
>hate touhou as a fandom
>like the games
>don't know dick about the story or characters
>hate 2hu posting
>still genuinely love chen comics
I don't even know how to feel.
>>144214095
clownpiece costume is the best
>>144214270
You haven't fucked my waifu.___Probe1___
>>144214095
I literally have no idea what a 2hu even is t b h. I had to google it just to find out.The lunacy at the end is about the only animu I've ever even seen because I don't fucking watch animu and I don't know this goddamn animu shit aside from that animu.
>>144214314
Feel like having shit taste of course.
>you will never share a cup of tea with cynthia on a snow map
>you will never talk for hours while the station goes to shit
>you will never be in the spotlight that all the popular waifus getagain
>nobody even remembers your name anymore, just 'that flat personalityless whore'
feelsGreat.
>>144212919
The only thing I know is Aunt Scootaloo sorry.
So obviously Aunt Scootaloo.
>>144214570
Nothing bad ever happens on snow maps, comfyfags would throw fits if they actually had to do something other than huddle around a pretend fire in the bar.
>>144214570
Cynthia is a whore desu, find better waifus to talk to on snow maps
>>144214713
May she rest in peace
>>144214703
It's okay Annie
>>144213440
>>144214703
a-and now I'm taking your place! ^^
>tfw was once the most infamous waifu on the server
>tfw now play a literally who tier female static
>>144214570
>you will never play detective on a snow map
>you will never go out for a stroll in the bitter cold after kenny-ing your warm, fuzzy parka
>you will never keep warm with a flask of nice hot joe
>you will never stumble upon some red footprints leading into the nearby aliumforest
>you will never come uponyou're waifusfrozen, dried out corpse, her skull bashed in and her face unrecognizable
>you will never cry out in anguish at your loss and swear vengeance upon whoever did this toyou're waifu
>you will never feel a bullet pierce your stomach from behind, drop to the ground, and bleed out next toyou're waifu, leaving the base defenseless against the serial murderer bent on killing everyone within
>be borg
>get purged
>kill the entire station for sport, it's fine
>be a human
>not bound by laws
>kill one guy for sport, get banned
What logic is this?
>>144215146
>Implying that detective is anywhere near that useful
>>144215480
Silicons play differently from everything else in the game. They are also shit and were a mistake.
>>144215480
Because as a human you aren't forced to suck the crews dick whenever they ask you to.
>>144215480
there are basic expectations for human conduct that people are expected to abide to
a lawless borg has no such expectations
>>144215480
The one where in the first instance, the guy who purges you is the one who's banned instead.
>>144211532
A second for cultist-chan
>there are probably at least 15 different horsefuckers/former horsefuckers in this thread, right now
Real talk: Silicons need to be harder to subvert
Specifically, emagging them is way too easy, and being able to build the AI upload board in technical storage on any part of the station is gay as fuck
>>144215146
>not having the desecrated corpse of your waifu pin you down with unholy strength, rip out your entrails and feast on yourbig gutswhile you're still alive
>you will never feel your lifeblood staining the already muddied rusty-colored snow a fresh vibrant red
>you will never weakly lift your head, only to seeSawbonessneaking up behind her with a fire extinguisher
>you will never have your last moments be spent watching him beat the remainder of her head into a bloody pulp
>you will never feel the distant, numb thud as her corpse embraces you one last time, both of you lying dead in the snow
>>144214838
>I'm a whore
wot
>>144215921
It's tactical shitposting to drop your stock prices which'll inflate other waifu's stock.
I'm a major investor in Ashe so if you fail her price probably doubles at least, It's just businesses baby.I've sent you a friend request on stea,
you guys are weird
even when handed anonymity I barely dabble in depravity and freakishness that most of you embrace whole heartedly
>>144216056
literal gay lmao
>>144215835
First, it's in secure tech storage, which by definition is harder to break into . (Which incidentally has no modules to actually use with the AI upload, so unless you're fine wasting 7 telecrystals that you'd be better off using for just about anything else for the hacked upload module, it's worthless.)
Second, emagging still takes time and is obvious as shit to anyone who sees it, and since very few people think to law 2 (or its equivalent) to make the borg in question shut up, there's a good chance it'll run off screaming about the guy who just tried to emag it.
>say "You're a big mommi" to an autisming crab
>come back to see this in my office
this is what makes spess great
>>144216154
4 c h a n
>>144216154
hi ashe
>>144216305
>very few people think to law 2 (or its equivalent) to make the borg in question shut up
Never go full retard
>>144216305
>and since very few people think to law 2 (or its equivalent) to make the borg in question shut up,
What? That is the first thing you do.
>"Borg, stay still and shut the hell up"
Am I the only one that would be totally cool if we had all the bay/polaris races available at round start including tajaran
>>144213309
>not inflating danathen using the threat of popping to get her to do everything you want
>>144216708
I wouldn't mind it, it's just be like vox/grey/diona/plasmamen
only like 10% of the server would play them
>>144210773
this album also predates that video
>>144216742
But I can't do anything to her if she's all floaty like a balloon. Plus, I may be into rape, but I don't wanna rape dana! Dana is cute and pure! I want true love! I want her to purr when I pet her head and squish her belly! I want her to welcome mydickwith a wet, eagerpussy!
>>144216708
Playing as a full synthetic would be dope
>>144216305
The whole point is that you nab the AI upload board and you go build it in the most remote corner of Maint where nobody will ever find it, then you nab the freeform module via law2 or just rotate two windows to get it from R&D.
Now you can keep subverting the AI over and over until they give up and card the AI and call the shuttle.
It's gay as fuck, especially for the AI involved.
>>144215649
>a lawless borg has no such expectations
How so? They're pretty much a human with a metal body.
And in a plutocratic dystopia like SS13's setting every man being an opportunistic psychopath is the default archetype.
>>144216708
>UNIRONICALLY WANTING FLEA-RIDDEN CATRATS WHO COUGH UP ANAL HAIR ALL THE TIME AND ACT LIKE ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS
>>144216992
>How so? They're pretty much a human with a metal body.
Kill yourself my man.
>>144210568
Wait was that it?
Never go full retard. MLP is a show for kids thats filled with REFERENCES FOR ADULTS like every other cartoon made in the last 10 years.
Nothing on the first page of google even references MLP.
>>144216708
I'd be fine if we had all the bay/polaris races available at roundstart, excluding Tajaran and Unathi.
Both of those are fucking insufferable. GET OUT OF MY CARGO BAY FUCKING FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144216992
silicons are considered chained antagonists
if they are not bound by laws, or they are bound by laws that cause them to antagonize, it isn't their responsibility - it's the uploaders responsibility
>>144217049
Got an actual argument instead of uninspired shitposting?
>team up with the clown to hand out brig sentences
>instead of giving them time, I just give them in cuffs to the clown who buckles them to a chair and dresses them up as obnoxiously as possible until he feels like releasing them
>one of the prisoners got so salty about this he outed himself as a ling by stinging the clown while bucklecuffed
Top tier
>>144217178
What if Tajaran/Unathi were limited to jobs like cargo tech/miner/janitor and got no wages, slave labour basically.
Clowns should be able to play as catbeasts.
>>144217182
>tfw the few times I've been purged as a borg I just run around and help, only killing people if they attack me or someone else, or are an obvious antag
>>144210568
>yred says wowie all the time
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdpDrdwKANU
>>144217380
But what does that image convey?
>>144216947
You mean get it from the place where every chucklefuck in Sci and Escape can see you making it? Real smart.
And let's all remember that the AI is likely to tell people that it let you take the Freeform AI module. Plus, if it's so foolproof then why does nobody do it? Clearly it's not as good as you think.
>>144217353
NO
FUCK NO.
FUCK YOU. FUCK NO.
I DON'T WANT THESE FUCKING CATS IN MY GODDAMN FUCKING CARGO BAY. OR MY FUCKING ASTEROID.
>>144217353
if people get so asshurt about muslims running cargo that they nonantag bomb the entire cargo bay, what do you think will happen EVERY round if you add in furfag shit
>>144217432
hatwearing
>>144217380
When I get purged I don't go outright for killing, I just act like a malfunctioning robot and if you hang out with me too long I'll either protect you or get you seriously injured on total whim
>>144217446
tell us where the cat touched you anon
Chiron Beta Prime game mode when? We have enough time to code it before Christmas
>Banished to asteroid station
>That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
>Work in a mine for our robot overlords-- did I say overlords? I mean protectors.
>On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes - they carry weapons and know if you've been bad or good (not everyone is good but everyone tries)
>The rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow (it's like a winter wonderland)
>Really hope for visitors
>Literally begging for visitors
>And come quick before [message redacted]
>Robots bake us a pie from soylent green
>>144217623
It touched me in my FUCKING CARGO BAY.
INSUFFERABLE GODDAMN FUCKING CAT PLAYERS WITH THEIR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE FUCKING BULLSHIT ALWAYS CRYING TO THE ADMINS 'WAA WAA MOMMY THEY WERE RACIST TO ME IN CHARACTER MAKE THEM GO AWAY AND STOP HURTING MY SNOWFLAKE WAAA'
SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THESE FUCKING FAGGOT CATS
>>144217445
>the place where every chucklefuck in Sci and Escape can see you making it?
There's almost nobody in Escape mid-round and depending on the activity of Science sometimes there's nobody there either, ask Miners
>And let's all remember that the AI is likely to tell people that it let you take the Freeform AI module.
God damn nigga all this post is telling is that you can't hide your identity worth a damn
I've seen it used a few times as sec officer and it was so fucking cheap. I tried it out myself once, bought the AI board for 7tc, didn't even need to subvert the AI again
Wasn't even fun
>>144217623
have you ever interacted with a catbeast on a public server
do you realize they act worse than fucking kajit nigger bandits on maximium difficulty in oblivion with an extra dose of brown nosing
there have been many discussions in this thread about how completely off-the-wall autistic catbeast players are
ss13 is set in the fallout universe
don't believe me?
>nuka cola
>securitron sprites
>>144217285
giving non-antag shitters to the clown as punishment is INCREDIBLY ROBUST
>makes them not your problem for a while
>frees up cells in the brig
>gives the clown something to do and makes him your ally
>redirects the greyshit's rage away from security and towards his Honkeyness
>>144210568
I don't know why this would bother people when we LITERALLY HAD DIETHYL ALREADY
Are you guys forgetting he literally wrote erotic text stories about dragons fucking on his public furaffinity?
Watching children's shows may be autistic but your priorities are WRONG if that isn't worse
>>144217745
>WITH THEIR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE FUCKING BULLSHIT ALWAYS CRYING TO THE ADMINS 'WAA WAA MOMMY THEY WERE RACIST TO ME IN CHARACTER MAKE THEM GO AWAY AND STOP HURTING MY SNOWFLAKE WAAA'
I FEEL YOU BROTHER
FUCK THESE FUCKING FAGGOT CATS
LITERALLY EVERY SERVER THEY ARE HALFWAY UP ALL THE ADMINS ASSHOLES SO THEY CAN NONANTAG GRIFF OR CRY AND GET YOU BANNED FOR CALLING THEM A USELESS BALL OF ANAL HAIR WHEN THEY TOTE AROUND AN ARMORY ON CODE GREEN IN AN RP SERVER AND SHOOT PEOPLE RANDOMLY AS SEC
>walking through maint
>this starts running at you
wat do
>>144217380
reputation is pretty important around here
desu I would love to valid fucking everyone in that situation, but people remember those things.
>>144217992
>grab (now hands)!
>squeeze gently and tell her i love her
>>144217992
Disarm, push, take their toolbox, beat their head in. Pink hair = waifu, waifu = unrobust.
>>144216708
I'd be fine with it if literally all non-human races were valid.
>>144217790
ss13 is set in the Mischief Makers universe
don't believe me?
Any of you guys know if the effects of injecting a DNA syringe from genetics is permanent or is it just temporary?
>>144218943
permanent.
>>144218943
>permanent
>>144217768
Just pointing out that practically every sillycone on this server is a huge blabbermouth, and that your anecdotal claims aren't nearly enough to establish how common this supposedly is. Especially since I could note that I for one have rarely if ever seen it happen no matter the round type .
>>144218976
>>144218982
Thanks friends, genetics seems much better on /vg/ than other servers
>>144217768
>7TC
And that's why nobody bothers. I could just buy an emag and esword with that instead and be every bit as effective, all while actually being able to antagonize without hiding behind the AI's robotic skirt.
>>144218992
This whole thing of "y-yeah but that's not anecdotal, it doesn't happen EVERY ROUND so it can't be cheap/OP/broken/something!" is just fucking stupid.
The pneumatic cannon oneshots people and the only thing it takes is an air tank.
Does the fact that people don't use it often NOT make it broken as shit? No you dumb fuck
>>144214879
Annie is currently in a long hard tube full of seaman.
Not even joking.
He's currently fucking with some navy nuclear engine and being paid for it.
>wouldn't even trust them with an antimatter engine in game
>working with one of the potentially most hazardous engines irl
>>144219232
that's anecdotal*
>>144219232
Well then wise guy, given that our serb is no less than 80% powergamers at any given time explain why it isn't more common.
>>144218943
>>144219153
>he avartarfags as jimbo
Is this better than current augs?
>>144219461
Go away, robocop 2
>>144219324
>tfw im signed up to do the same thing
spess breeds some grade a autists
>>144219461
Current augs are literally just black blobs, that's way better
>>144219461
Sprite chest and head too and I'll say.
>>144219461
Yes
T. Aug user
/ss13g/ how do i reconnect with a ex?
>>144219461
>Not as expansive as polaris augments
>Not that much different from the original
What's the point?
>>144219461
lets steal polaris sprites too
>>144219384
Off the top of my head, most people don't know about it (seeing as every time I used it, people were bitching in OOC that something killed them instantly and they didn't even know what it was)
Or people stay out of it by principle, like I do, because I felt like it was too cheap
Same reason why Yred makes 54% of all creatine in the server
>>144219385
>implying jimmy isn't a better waifu than most on this thread
>>144219585
Text them "hey bb u want sum fuk"
>>144219232
Pneumatic cannon also takes a while to fire and has to be reloaded with every shot. Fucking floor tile throwing is more "broken" than it is in most situations unless you went full sperglord getting the tank just right, in which case it still loses out in the long run for the simple reason that it can never stun.
Is it me, or is "it's broken/cheap/OP" the first sign that someone is just shit at the game and doesn't want to improve?
>>144219498
>>144219537
>Tfw no robocop
But yeah, here is the dmi
https://mega.nz/#!nc8wiaDL!no0aHmMVTaz6ErWN9jl2JXGC2H2I7mPcA--RZLayZn4
>>144219585
Don't EVER go back to an ex anon, you'll end up either hurt or pissed off every time.
>>144219620
Everyone knows about it now- between bitching in OOC and the past bitvhings in the thread, it would be fucking hard NOT to know about it. And I can count the number of people with "principle" on this server on one hand. (Incidentally, they are all unrobust.)
>>144219664
If you have no idea what you're talking about, why do you feel the need to comment anyways? Keep your uneducated rambling to yourself.
Also just for reference, I've only had the pneumacannon used against me once, every other time I used it myself. I still think it's broken.
>>144219597
It's not meant to be that much different from original. I am spriting multiple tier of augs, this is base augs.
There is advanced, and couple of other ones including vault/syndie/deathsquid ones.
>don't care about waifus
>just want some cool people to hang out with during rounds
>can't even get that
>>144219870
Then go make a GitHub issue, you big baby.
>>144219862
>Everyone knows about it now
You'd be surprised, you really would
There are people that don't even know how to open lockboxes safely
>>144219597
>Not that much different from the original
Nigger, original is literally a black turd.
>>144219664
1013 oxy tank at 50% charge does two fifty five brute.
>>144219909
But you can? Waifuposting is kinda isolated to the thread and lets be real half of these people don't even play here anymore they just shitpost in the thread. This is 4chan.
Waifu garbage has always been around but very low key.
>Three other doctors stand outside Chemistry and ask me to make a mix, chloral, hyperzine, and pills
>"THEY NEED THE MIX NOW DAMMIT"
MAKE IT YOURSELF REEEEEEEEE
>>144220010
There are already two different issues open on the pneumatic cannon, the coders don't care.
>it was rev
>>144219909
It's easiest in engineering, cargo and mining
If you aren't alone, and you don't get stabbed in the backyou're gonna get stabbed in the back a lot
>set captain to low priority
>it's rev
mistakes were made
>>144220214
>hey cap is it rev
>i dont know
>hey warden is it rev
>i dont know
>check sec radio
>"FUCK" is the only word i hear
>slip on a random foam grenade before going into space
>lasered
I'm glad it was a short round.
>Never sure what I'm meant to be doing
>Most round I'll just ditch my job after doing everything I know how to then wander around saying hello to people
This is pretty comfy
>>144219909
All the cool people are only on when your not playing.
>tfw latejoined and it was rev
FUCK my favorite gamemode too
>>144220165
Just looked. Not a single issue about the thing's attack power exists, just one involving an old bug.
So why haven't you made it again?
>>144216394
WEE WOO WEE WOO
INTERFERENCE DETECTED
BAN THE MOMMI
>>144212027
Sure I can, read these logs: http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2015/07-July/21-Tuesday.log
He was a ling who murdered someone and was released by an incompetent sec officer because he said he murdered the person for trespassing. I held a new trial after the person he murdered was cloned, and put him in perma. I then checked his PDA and found that he ordered borgs to delimb and not clone the body. Despite this evidence, the incompetent sec officer repeatedly tried to free him, so I arrested her. While I was arresting her, Ghlor pmed her, involving himself in the situation without even being adminhelped. Prior to doing this, he said in admin chat (at [22:38:37) " i cant handle dougal as an admin. im literally biased against him considering he's absolutely awful"
So there's your logs of Ghlor doing the same shit almost a year ago. I logged on at [21:30:51], so you can look at what I did in the round from the start there.
>admin's didn't even played one of hotline miami's osts when it was rev
shitmins
shitmins everywhere
>>144220165
Custom vote started by Diethyl.
Pneumatic cannons are..
Type vote to place your votes.
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Vote Result: Fine with 12 votes
Broken please nerf had 2 votes
What? had 10 votes
>>144220680
>admins didn't play memes
Goodmins.
>>144210568
>Okie Dokie Lokie
Sounds like he's just a fan of Chance the Rapper
>>144220680
there was like a single head. play an interesting round and I will play you interesting music.
20 stealth antagonists versus 1 head is not gonna get you a pomf treat
>>144220676
>>144212027
Also, here's the completely unbiased and fair note he gave me after I perma'd him for murdering someone and then having them delimbed:
"Plays security to brig people for the highest times, no exceptions. All around awful player. by Ghlor (Game Admin) on Tue, July 21st of 2015 "
>>144220676
Hi killette
>>144221616
ghlor is big on the superlatives
