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"ERP" Edition.

Last time on /ss13g/
>Ghlor goes buckwild, banvalids like Mr Pain 2.0
>I watched 2 episodes of FLCL, stay put for my review later on
>Discord is shit, should be removed
>Waifuposting is dead, all the good waifus are gone

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
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I hope my waifu notices me today.
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Hime is cute
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Oh hey, that's me in there.
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suck my ass wee wee face
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>>144139380
What's her name QT?
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Necrophilia when
The blood don't get pumpin unless her blood ain't pumpin
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>>144139319
True, things haven't been the same since autoinjectors
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>>144139501
Hey Kurt/Catherina/Cynthia/Mikayla :3
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Daily reminder that BREAKING OUT OF THE BRIG MAKES YOU VALID FOR EXTREME PUNISHMENT
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No! Of course not. You only gave him fatal bleeding. Which killed him.... Over broken windows.... And while you could hit him enough to kill him you apparently couldn't slip stun glove or push and cable cuff.

If you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime. this isn't a deathmatch server.

>stun glove
>Slip
>cable cuff

>As a chaplain
>While greyfags are rushing your office at the start of the round.

yah let me just get into a 2v1 pushing match against greys armed with melee weapons, im sure ill win , im pretty robust.

Also, this has happened once before, and I just drag them to medbay and get them fixed up.

This time I was
1. Distracted by an admin
2. Lied to by an admin
3. Banned before I could render any aid

If you cant handle getting your teeth knocked in, don't smash windows trying to gain access.
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>>144139791
What is this
It sounds dumb
You sound dumb
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>>144139927
Gas the vox
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>>144139927
Vox the gas
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after martians are we gonna get more non humanoid races
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>>144139927
This guy?
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>>144139232
Shit op, try again later.

Stop being a gay fucking memer.
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>>144139791
>If you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime. this isn't a deathmatch server.

Holy fucking shit this
SO many people think they can just nigger around and not get caught by sec, then when they do they me" takes a fat ogre shit in the chair
While you search them and they try to sprint out at any given moment, further stacking on their sentence.
Most officers don't even give full sentences, the tg and hippiefags on this server need to GO because they obviously cannot handle being put in time out
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>>144140237
Then make your own OP before the thread reaches 800 posts then.

I only make bad ops because it's either that or the thread dies and we end up with 3 threads.
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love the vox
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>>144140426
Shut your fucking beak non-human
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>>144140108
I would like to have sex with many of those creatures.

Also, probably not. Nobody really wants to code an entire race that's unique.
Too time consuming.
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>>144139681
>trash drawn to other trash

Glad I only have tastes for high quality waifus
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ASS2BEAK
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>>144140335
>guy rightfully racks up 15+ minutes of brig time
>go soft and give him 10
>they ahelp hard enough to get me bwoinked about it
>look up the logs later, they were 100% guilty too
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>>144140335
I try to be nice as sec and follow the "Time spent in brig counts towards sentence" and reduce time by a lot if they're nice about it.

Keep that in mind shit heads. If you are a shitter while I am trying to brig you then you're getting full time no matter how long you're in the brig
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>>144140494
but im human
>tfw no vox to hold hands with
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>>144140625
>Implying any waifu is high quality

They're all shit, you can't name a good one.
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Chiron Beta Prime game mode when? We have enough time to code it before Christmas

>Banished to asteroid station
>That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
>Work in a mine for our robot overlords-- did I say overlords? I mean protectors.
>On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes - they carry weapons and know if you've been bad or good (not everyone is good but everyone tries)
>The rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow (it's like a winter wonderland)
>Really hope for visitors
>Literally begging for visitors
>And come quick before [message redacted]
>Robots bake us a pie from soylent green
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>>144140747
Ri-- No she's shit.
Hyun-- Nope, shit too.
Tal-- Nope, she was horrific.
Uuuhh, yeah, you're right. Waifus a shit.
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>>144140848
>>144140747

ANGEL

FUCKING

HAWKE

TOP TIER WAIFU YOU CANNOT COMPETE
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>>144140848
Here's good waifus

>Megurine Luka
>Caleigh Stall
>Trinity Prewitt
>Naomi Williams

discounting like two from the list obviously
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>>144140848
>Tal

who?
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I have conclusively proven that Sawbones has only farted 98 times
Taking requests
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Wtf? I was minding my own business, mining my own ore, and this clown came at me, he stunned me and grabbed onto my neck, and then i felt something on my neck, but then the clown realized I had a pAI, and turned into a bat, and flew away.

Was he hacking? I didn't know bats were a playable race?
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>>144140637
One of the first lessons as sec besides don't run with your taser out

Everyone is lying. EVERYONE. Only trust your fellow redshirts and even then if one gets a bit too killy in his punishments he is still your brother

You know as well as I do if you catch a nigger who is shooting at you with a fucking ebow, in the brig he will try to bullshit
>I was just testing it
>you can't hurt me shitcurity
>I found it
>ahelp: I didn't even know what the thing did and they're killing me
>someone gave it to me
>I wasn't shooting at YOU
>my bullshit excuse overrides the several eyewitnesses present at the shooting because shitcurity griffin me
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>>144141185
how many times has saronsen killed someone as a borg
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>>144141187
it was a chameleon projector
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>>144141187
Bat people are allowed to ERP with people, it's a whitelist race

You were being raped
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>>144141187
/mischief/
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>>144141187
ah yes this must be the epic start of the "i try to make other people look bad by ick ocking on their stead"
i'm looking at the href logs later to see which observer was in the asteroid when a vampire stunned somebody
you're fucking dead kiddo
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>>144141264
This is the first time i've heard of this.
Why didn't you guys tell me we had a rape race, and how many pomfcoins do I have to pay?
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>>144141187
For I second I thought you were quoting the spacee asshole song

the first two lines are exact dupes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8
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>>144139764
This. If you aren't gonna wait out a fucking petty sentence then don't be a faggot. If it's a genuinely inflated sentence then have the admins look.
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>>144141371
You have to physically buy pomf a chicken

You know he only has 3
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Someone post the sec officer looking at the doctor with the tator gear falling out of his pockets
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>ghlor codes in mommi material scanning
>doesn't get merged
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>>144141509
Oh you mean the really shitty one where he's cutting a camera or whatever?
Would if I had it.
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>>144140637
Don't give a shit about bwoinks. The admin just wants to know that they rightfully got that brig time.
You can ban request dindu's that ahelp knowing they did for banbaiting though. It's a bannable offense ever since nuke's went in the direction of curbing the shit sec has to put up with from griefers.
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Curfewstation when?
>20 minutes of lights on, where everyone can freely travel between workplaces
>7 minutes of lights out where sec patrols and any people outside their authorized areas or caught out in the halls/maint are arrested
>people have to line up at a window and present themselves for a personnel check every lights out
>missing people are set to arrest
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>>144141249
This. Even if your fellow officer is a crazy psychotic, he's still our brother and family has to stick together cause everyone else will sell us to satan for a corn chip.
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>>144141851
That'd be an extremely fun station for ling
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>>144141982
this t b h

You may not approve of your fellow officer's methods, but by god, you aren't gonna stop 'em, because they are *usually* the only people who don't want to see you dead or banned.

Gee, this brings me back to when I started playing sec. Fucken nostalgia.
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>>144141185
How many times has Rambling Maniac had a seizure?
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>>144141185
Angelite smiling or giggling.
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>>144141047
Disregarding the meme list I am actually nice if you just want to talk and I try not to shoot first ask questions later. So many people either run or try and disarm spam you when you try and talk most the time shooting makes more sense.
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>>144140747
Alexa Highlands and Bee were top tier waifus.
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>>144142329
>caleigh trying to get people to notice her because the only people willing to hang out with her are spergay, senaat, and rin

Sad.
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>>144142329
Hey Caleigh

You can't be anybody else on the list
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>>144141187
>see post
>immediately grab a fire extinguisher, and a tank of water, and run to the chaplain
>tell chaplain theres a clown vampire running around and we need to kill it
>have chaplain bless my water tank
>fill extinguisher with holy water
>clown is rping and clowning around in the hallways
>say "lol get owned faggot clown, stop rping ur a fucking vampire lol"
>spray him with the fire extinguisher
>his skin starts burning
>keep spraying him
>he dies
>pull the bats to the chaplains office
>burn them
>round ends

Thanks for the tip fellow meta friend.
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>>144142513
>>144142609
Nice try but I am not Caleigh.
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>>144142729
I love you Alice Conrad
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>>144142729
>megurine

You're just a low tier, disgusting whore.
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>>144142729
Oh, hey then Trinity.

>>144142801
Can't be alice, she ain't in the dream team
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>>144142471
>Bee
;_;
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>>144142162
Unfortunately not logged
>>144142327
1745 times
http://pastebin.com/DX1dCG6b
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>>144142854
Guessed it. You must be some greyshitter that has been tossed in a cell for awhile for being retarded.
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>>144142162


>>144142908
Whatever happened to >her?
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>>144142916
I miss Rambling
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>>144142968
Actually, no. I don't even play assistant, ever, and when I do I don't greytide.

:^)
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>>144142974
Shiggy stalked her and eventually ran her off of our server.
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>>144143109
Then maybe a head I have arrested for being an idiot? Doesnt really matter to me. I like reading all the shit posting. Gives me stuff to laugh at.
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>not waifuing the unwanted
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>>144143142
God why is Shiggy such a huge god damn faggot
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>tfw megurine will never beat you till you're retarded with a stun baton
>tfw caleigh will never slam you into a wall, strip you naked and throw you in a cell for 99 minutes
>tfw trinity will never take off your internals as a vox and let you gasp until death
>tfw naomi will never shoot you with a revolver, giving you internal bleeding
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>>144143289
But anon, people do waifu Sue
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>>144143343
Oh fuck off.
That's just insulting.
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>>144143289
Yeah alright.
Name me some low-key grills.
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>>144143336
I did whip the clown and feed him spaghetti on a little altar I made on the bridge. Also got bear'd for it.
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>>144143268
Nope, I never play heads, and when I do, I'm a gud boi.

I've only ever been brigged once, and that perma for de-hearting the cap and the shithead warden.
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>People waifu Sue: the worst mime to ever exist
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>>144143441
That would ruin the whole point.
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>>144143441
I'm low-key
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>>144143524
You had me worried you were Dunsel. Chasing him away from the armory is annoying.
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>>144143658
You're low intelligence, now get outta here you harlot.
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>husbando will never pat you on the head for doing a good job in cargo
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>Anglo is unbanned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
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>>144143858
GLORIA BRITANNIA
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>>144143849
>cargo

oh boi i know a 'husbando' who'd love to go all omega on your ass baby
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>>144143691
ROASTED
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>>144142651
Enjoy your ban retard.
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>>144142651
why would anyone make that cartoon
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>>144143858
>DrCelt on suicide watch


GOD BLESS
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>>144143441
Let's play a game, you guess from cues I leave you.
For one, she's often a competent miner.
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>>144144095
It's quentin bro
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>>144144160
who ginger beach?
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>>144144160
DANA!

I LOVE DANA!
I WANNA FUCK DANA'S PLUMP WET PUSSY!
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>>144143969
>ghloria britannia
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>>144144160
>she's often a competent miner.

This just makes me think of Mallory Brooks, but she's long gone.

Doesn't Dana mine?
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>>144144103
>Being unironically Irish in 2016
>Comox
>COMOX
>O
>M
>O
>X
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>>144144215
>>144144160
Hey bb wanna mine my shaft
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>>144144215
>>144144234
>>144144270
All wrong and terrible taste on top.
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>Rocketwerks finally released pictures of the space station 13 inspired game ION

What do you guys think?

>inb4 DayZ 2.0
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>>144144336
Nobody ever said anything about them being waifus you fucking fagot
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>>144144338
What a let down
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>This waifu plays very little
>This waifu when playing usually can be found in medbay
>This waifu if not in medbay plays a fantastic botanist

Guess them
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>>144144336
>not wanting to squeeze dana's squishy soft belly while hammering your cock into her squishy muff
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>>144144338
That's fucking eve you shit
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>>144144338
It's goin to be unfinished shit they they early access for money which will cause a huge influx of retards into ss13
A blessing and a curse
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>>144144479
The person who mines thy dionaes shaft
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>>144144479
(You)
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>>144144103
rip celt
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All waifus that love you are good waifus.
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>GREAT Britain
>A small island
>A small population
>Early history consists of being conquered, reconquered and internal wars
>Still somehow the most influential country to have ever existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST353mDWL3Q

Alas, the brightest flames die the fastest.
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>>144144861
What about Whorena? Was she a good waifu?
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Ahelp: A character named crackers just slit my throat, is he the antag?
Ghlor: Stfu, stop oocing IC info in Ahelp.
Ahelp: What
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>>144144928
Especially good
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Time for another round of Guess That Waifu

>Unnatural hair colour
>Plays Assistant/Med Doctor
>Ckey: JeanVoerman
>Their static name is Kaylie Morgan
>Often plays a cyborg called BETA


>>144144584
>>144144669
It was Ginger Beach
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>>144145026
Hi Spergay.
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>>144144865
Did you mean to post this in /gsg/ or what
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>>144144865
>Most influential country to have ever existed
>Im-fucking-plying
Mesopotamia would like a word
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>>144144160
Another hint: her name starts with K
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Here's another fun fact: Yred single-handedly accounts for 54% of ALL creatine ever made in the last year.
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>>144140108
>193
[Sweating Spaceman]
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>>144145149
Who?
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>>144145169
that's fucking great

Yred really is a robust medical man
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Threadly fucking reminder to "Doctor" "Selt"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayiydam4nCk
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>>144144338
http://ionthegame.com/


ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

NEW SS13 SOON


CRAFTING SYSTEMS

[SPOILER] holy shit this looks fucking awful [/spoiler]
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>tfw no qt vox gf to surprise at work, getting down on one knee and proposing to in front of all the medbay staff
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>>144145081
It was obvious
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>>144145169
you fucking calculated that?
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GUESS THAT WAIFU

>Plays security
>Isn't bad
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>>144145307
Literally nobody cares about you island savages
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>>144145497
It isn't that hard to do.
Find all times yred made creatine and then divide that by how many times creatine was made.
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>>144145514
Caleigh.

Nobody will ever love you, Caleigh. Not even Spergay wanted to tap you.
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>>144145081
>Unnatural hair color
>Long hair
>Renowned for her combat prowess
>Known to use and abuse chloral hydrate
>Came from /tg/
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>>144145514
Trinity Prewitt

GAS THE VOX!
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>>144145616
But then making many small batches puts you higher on the list than a few large ones, even if the latter made more total
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>>144145514
Trinity
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>>144145630
I like Caleigh I just never have time to talk to her because security is a fucking real job and not like medbay so we can't sit around talking about our feelings and stuff

also she's not a lesbian
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>>144145514
Hryst Valkyr is the best female sec player

I'm guessing you're thinking of Alice Conrad though.
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Have you ever used your medical or command access to read your waifu's medical records to find her age?
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>>144145370
If every hairstyle is shitty "alternative" haircuts or that fucking FIFA haircut I'm going to bomb the dev center

I guarantee the cqc will be shit tier too like h1z1 or days """""""melee"""""" combat
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>>144145854
lel
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>>144145616
>>144145750
No, I summed
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>>144145763
You manage to find enough lovey dovey time with Trinity in rounds of security, Zalika
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>>144145960
I'm not Zalika

I'm less black
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>>144145878
It would be difficult to make combat worse than SS13 already has, to be honest, though
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>>144145169
I can believe it.
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>one waifufag gets mad and leaves
>dozens more come and take his place

Does the cycle ever end?

First Shiggy, then Italus and Spergay, now they give up/leave, and it's even worse.
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Has anyone else noticed melee combat being more floaty ever since the serb runs at 60fps?
Before you used to be able to mash click on people that were 2 tiles away and the hit would register if any of you closed in, like some sort of lag compensation.
The timeframe for that became almost nothing now.
Ragecages last forever because nobody can hit eachother
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>>144146106
>I hate
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>>144146106
>ss13 combat is bad
Sillycone detected
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>>144146106
ss13's combat is unique and frankly amazing. If you don't like it I can only assume you're having a tough time with it.
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>>144146295
I watched a clown beat someone to death in a trial by combat in under a minute, and then beat the HoP who hopped in in another 30 before succumbing to his wounds
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>>144146552
What? Silicons have a huge upper hand in combat, under most circumstances. Why would one complain about it?
I mean I know you can dislike a system even if it makes you win, but that's definitely not what you were suggesting.
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>>144146203
>leaves
Most never left, don't forget Niggly and Deadpoo
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>>144146552
Would have thought that carbons would be more likely to complain.
>>144146714
Slips or no slips?
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>>144139232
how do i shove people?
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>>144146867
Disarm intent, pray to the RNG gods.
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>>144146851
Silicons will complain that combat is shit because they have such a large advantage and don't have to get robust

Also no slips, it was just fisticuffs
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>>144146867
disarm intent
target legs
clickspam with an empty hand
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Here's every ahelp that happened for literally no reason.
http://pastebin.com/ZACekfy5
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>>144146997
>target legs

I seriously don't know if that does anything man, I know it's your lucky charm and all that but seriously you gotta have some kind of empirical data to back that up
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>>144146631
Not really. I'm not particularly good, but not particularly bad either. I just don't like it. Too much pixel sniping, memorization of obscure properties of random objects, and ESPECIALLY RNG.
If you like it then whatever, have fun. I just don't.
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Is it ok to tell sec if you see someone emagging a juke box?
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>>144145169
Would you be kind enough to find out how many times WGW has been started. The first few words, "One day while andy was...", would be a good way to do it.
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>>144147239
>not appreciating the fact that it fits the game perfectly and is a good representation of combat as it would be in real life

Yeah I mean you don't have to like it that's fine, but don't pretend like your opinion isn't fucking retarded and worth mentioning at all.
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>>144147253
Some people will think you're a fag but fuck em.
Go ahead and tell sec.
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>>144147239
>literally all elements of every kind of combat in video games
>it's bad because i suck dick at it!
>>>/hypatia/
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>>144147253
Just kill them. Please.
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>>144147253
Snitches get stiches
If I was playing security and you told me that I'd probably only do them for vandalism
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am I getting closer yet?
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>>144147253
Do it. Better yet, beat their head in with a toolbox on the spot. Emags = Validz.

The Bartender will thank you if they are a sane, reasonable man. The only song worth it on the playlist is the damn Numa song.
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>>144147425
The window gas idea is dumb as hell and so are you for proposing it.
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>>144147425
>no lights
>no cameras
>The shower is public yet the communal bedrooms are private
>Windows right into the lobby?
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>Robotics isn't in sci on taxi
>It has no tool belts either

JUST FUCK MY LAYOUT AND SPAWNS UP. FUUUUCK
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>>144147547
okay anon
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>>144147531
SPOOKY
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>>144147347
You have to be a mrc0urier tier nigger to arrest someone for emagging a juke off suspicion
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>devise plan to escape alone without causing bloodshed
>put signalers on bolt wire of all escape doors
>cut ai control wire
>clown uses lube
>unable to get in position to break in from space and emag shuttle
>greentext ruined
i fucking hate clowns
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>>144147531
Can't speak for anyone else, but I always space the thing if someone emags it while I'm playing bartender
I know it can be fixed, but nobody ever does
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hey
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>>144147797
Why space it
Just put it in the hall or something

>>144147885
hi
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>mfw i gave the clown a shit ton of space lube
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>>144147797
How can you fix it?
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>>144147780
lubing escape should be validsalad
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>>144139681
Hi whoever you are :3
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>>144147797
>refusing yourself the best music on the jukebox

Wow I sure do like to hear that piano drinking song on loop forever how dare someone change it
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>>144147916
hi! how are you

whats the funniest thing that happened to you in spess recently?
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Purge: Son of Purge when?
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>>144147916
Well I only actually push it about two tiles out the escape airlock, but I do it because I hate the emagged juke so much
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>>144148002
Uh fuck you. Shit taste pleb
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>>144147998
I'm the QT in the picture, you?
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>making deliciously useful foods like Valid Salad and IJzerkoekje
>got saved twice because valid salad brought me back from red/yellow
>got comfy
fun round
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>>144148027
I'm okay.
Funny things don't happen to me because I observe most of the time.
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>>144147983
It is
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>>144147629
>have to go use the taxi twice with materials you steal from science
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>>144148165
what does valid salad contain?
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>>144147983
>>144147780
>mfw people get this salty when they get clowned on nowadays

>>144147963
good man
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Kitaya is cute, CUTE
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>>144148089
I am one of them
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how do i transfer a certain ammount of one substance in a mixed beaker to another?
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>>144148002
The "piano drinking song" is the worst song on the non-emagged juke, yes
But the emagged juke is so much worse
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>>144148209
1x Faggot, 3x Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1x Potato
it heals you for some reason, it's gastronomy magic i ain't got to explain shit
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>>144148261
You've got to be Cynthia or Catherine then :3
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>>144148283
object->set transfer amount
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>>144148325
Ambrosia has healing chems in it is why.
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>>144148325
Ambrosia contains tricord
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>>144148325
well ambrosia vulgaris contains kelotane (light burn medication) and bicaridine (brute medication), as well as nutriment healing for a really tiny amount as well
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>>144148408
>>144148442
now that's explains everything
welp, i'm just stupid them
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>literally "say ahelp [message]"
>admin talks to me about what I did
>confused at first
>realize it by scrolling the chat log up a bit a minute after
You confused me by talking to me!
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>>144147336
The very first result is a mouse.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/29768571/WGW.txt
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>>144147983
It is.
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>>144148340
Yes I am one of those two but I am going to sleep so the erp will have to be done tomorrow
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>>144148851
That's fine, I don't want to erp anyway c:
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>>144148929
It was more like an open invite but feel free to pm me if you ever wanna
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>>144148929
Come on baby, don't be that way.

I prefer willing mates over hunting down mice in the maintenance tunnels to snack on.
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>>144148238
The best vox i've found in a while.
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Do you like team-based game modes?
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>>144145854
I actually have. She had a nice little snippet of backstory which I found cute
The worst medical records were Shiggy's. God help you if you wanted to find his blood type using the medhud
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Give me your fucking Tricare, Skowron
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>>144149467
Fuck no. I'm terrible, terrible at teamwork, and terrible at being skilled before turning on antag. Just like everyone else. It's just not something the average player can do so it's left to 1-2 powergamers to have to do everything.

It's really hurt by converted sec killing themselves and people generally fucking off immediately while you're trying to give them a tome/tell the the cult/rev plan or that they're useless when you do as well.

That one hothead that wont fucking listen in heist/ops is the worst too.
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>>144149506
>shiggy's
>not spergay's
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>>144150074
Shiggy's were really really self absorbed though
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>>144150124
And spergay's weren't?
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>>144150124
Wow, just like Shiggy!
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>>144148676
Neat.
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>>144145169

HOW MANY TIMES HAS DUMMO SAID DUMMO?
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>>144150124
Give me a sample
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>>144150498
I don't keep his medical records. What kind of silly person you think I am?
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>>144150498
shiggy's medical records were basically 'wow look at what a horndog this guy is i really wanna fuck him he's cute <3~'

It was like some fucking parody of a teenage girl wrote it.

Spergay's were long af, but they at least looked like goddamn medical records and shit.
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I had no idea you could set your records

wew
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>>144150623
The kind of person who would keep people's medical records is the kind of peraon who would leave their fiance to chase other skirt over the Internet
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I love Ashe Mallory!
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>>144150938
Did someone here actually do that or is it just memes?
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>>144150995
Ashe a shit! SHIT!
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>>144151140
Who do you think did it, Anon?

The answer... will not surprise you in the slightest.
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>>144151140
Believe it nigga
Shiggy left his fiance to chase a scandinavian
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>>144150926
Can also set people to deceased in the manifest. Medhuds are great
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>>144150995
>>144148238
>New waifus raising when the old ones get busted
It's a strange feeling, isn't it?
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>>144151387
To be fair, he at least knew where the top shelf was.
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>>144151489
he knew she didn't want it
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>>144151916
Shoot for the stars they say
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>>144149076
Eh, I didn't really enjoy it, it's not my kind of thing.

Not your fault
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>>144150995
>Tfw I've already snuggled up with Ashe to stay warm on an escape pod and emoted it out
>her little "hehe"s of delight
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>>144153324
She's mine, back off
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>>144152430
we didnt even do it but yea if its not enjoyable for both then its not worth doing
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>>144153597
(\
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>>144140848
>>144141047
You forgot Intigracy. Best waifu.
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>>144153597
>>144153663
/)^3^(\
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Ashe Mallory is cute as fuck and I want to snuggle my head inbetween her boobs
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>>144153596
Only brings up my desire to cuck again

But you've already been cucked since you can't ERP on this server
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>>144153815
Wow I can actually see it.

Cute.
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