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>Shitposting about Ghlor
>Shitposting about Killete
>Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
>looking for ERP mates, hit me up id/Intigracy
>Did Hawkeye kill a chicken or a baby?
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
Trinity!
>>144051775
>1st for Ghlor teleported me into a blob while I was killing his friend as an antag.
>He pms me
>Sorry I didn't mean to teleport you
So when were we going to port Polaris code and start to /vg/ it up again?
>play on Bay
>nobody likes me
>get told to kill myself by a naked midget
Chiron Beta Prime game mode when? We have enough time to code it before Christmas
>Banished to asteroid station
>That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
>Work in a mine for our robot overlords-- did I say overlords? I mean protectors.
>On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes - they carry weapons and know if you've been bad or good (not everyone is good but everyone tries)
>The rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow (it's like a winter wonderland)
>Really hope for visitors
>Literally begging for visitors
>And come quick before [message redacted]
>Robots bake us a pie from soylent green
>>144052045
Who cares, we have Bus Station, code is irrelevant.
>tfw can't remember the last time there was any good adminbus
>>144051775
<span class='warning'>Ghlor/(Crackers) stuffed Durgen/(Frank Bickerson) into a disposal unit/(the disposal unit).</span>
BAN WHEN
>>144052241
Diamond Acks was pretty good and there wasn't even *really* any admin help, that was mostly about the people involved more than anything
You could do it again. Find something that resonates with people enough to go with it.
>>144052241
I think it was when elim did that group of ghosts that crash landed on the station that ran away from spiders (and the station was full of spiders)
two of the refugees and a tatortot survived in the singularity-eaten shuttle. the tator went for the kill for one, the other stunned him, then the refugees slam jammed the tator off the shuttle
>>144052241
Shit's changed. When bus is attempted it gets shot down immediately by the players.
Once time we spent 30 minutes building a large Soviet attack cruiser full of loot, traps, mobs, and flavour. No one ever saw it because in 30 minutes the station had gone to shit and the shuttle was called.
Aliens? Shuttle call
Plague? Shuttle call
Centcomm Inspector? Shuttle call
You can't do spooky because it's all been done before, and it's hard to create spooky in a 2d atmospheric simulator. Combine that with the laggy admin menus and it's all down hill from there
>>144052376
Hi Rei
Diamond Acks was shit, it was typical MGS retards memeing because their favorite game series shat out another installment that week
>>144052551
That's not to say that the players are entirely at fault, it can be just as much our fault as well.
>>144052045
What's there to even want? you sound like a guy who wanted to play on polaris but got perma'd for being a shitter.
>>144052359
>Wants OOC punishment instead of bullying the fuck out of him
Bitch
Ass
Nigga
>>144052604
I didn't even remember Rei was the admin involved with that
The fact that you remember makes me suspect that you are Rei and shilling yourself
LOL
>>144052551
This. It's hard to do and something always ruins everything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>144052729
Don't respond, it's the latest meme to say "why don't we just port Polaris code"
If we want to port anything it's to steal TG game modes
>>144051775
>Threadly Reminder That the Beady Eyed Eternal Anglo did nothing wrong.
[19:59:15]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Crackers)->Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung): why
[19:59:37]ADMIN: PM: Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung)->Ghlor/(Crackers): >smashing library windows with a fire extinguisher
[19:59:46]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Crackers)->Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung): >killing people as nonantag
[19:59:58]ADMIN: PM: Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung)->Ghlor/(Crackers): is he ded
[20:00:02]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Crackers)->Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung): bled out
[20:00:08]ADMIN: BanEvader43/(Alger Potato) just attempted to blow up PDA-Short Bus Driver (Clown) with the Detomatix cartridge and succeded
[20:00:12]ADMIN: Clark Jenkins(albinobigfoot) connected a canister that contains [Toxins ] to a connector_port at 380, 240, 1
[20:00:17]ADMIN: Clark Jenkins(albinobigfoot) connected a canister that contains [Toxins ] to a connector_port at 381, 240, 1
[20:00:26]ADMIN: BanEvader43/(Alger Potato) just attempted to blow up PDA-Jonathon Agg (Chief Medical Officer) with the Detomatix cartridge and succeded
[20:00:27]ADMIN: Ghlor/(Crackers) has edited anglosphere's notes.
[20:00:27]ADMIN: PM: Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung)->Ghlor/(Crackers): wew, time to space myself
[20:00:35]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Crackers)->Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung): i can do better than that
[20:00:36]ADMIN: BanEvader43/(Alger Potato) just attempted to blow up PDA-Duke Gray (Warden) with the Detomatix cartridge and succeded
[20:00:48]ADMIN: Window with pdiff 101.323 at the plating destroyed by Max Potato (mxr41)!
[20:00:56]ADMIN: Window with pdiff 101.323 at the plating destroyed by Max Potato (mxr41)!
[20:01:00]ADMIN: ghlor has banned anglosphere.
Reason: Nonantag murdered a guy because the guy he killed broke a window.
>>144052241
skrite ship survivor was not that long ago, a lone engineer fights to escape a admin made ship filled with skrites. He escapes and gets sent to the station with the skrites in pursuit. As sec is interrogating him about what happened massive attack ensues as pockets of resistance die in cargo, medbay and security. It was the shit.
>>144052868
Fucking game mode refactor finished when? I want to make my epidemic rework.
>>144052920
>>144052541
These were both elim and I don't think anyone's seen him in months
>>144052551
Best bet is to map it beforehand, then import it with the new away mission stuff. Five minutes of features lets the crew know something big this way comes.
>>144053042
This was before hand. And I'm not even sure if anyone other than coder/Pomf can import things
>>144052376
Diamond acks was terrible, a clusterfuck of shittery and it was also the final nail that killed skeletons. Rei, the creator of the event, was completely supportive of skeleton removal.
>>144052729
You sound like you've never used polaris code and you're blinded by your stagnated /vg/pride
>>144052897
>GHLOR PLAYS CRACKERS
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I FUCKING HATE NIGGER VOX
>>144051775
does this glorious game still run on the super shitty lagchoked byond thing
>>144053086
There's a button to load saved map cliparts. And since admin flags are given away like candy this could see more use.
>>144053254
List shit out.
>>144053459
No. it's on xbox live now. Costs 5.99. There's still some life in the old byond servers though.
>>144053459
Yes until Railfist unearths his fists from his anus.
>>144053086
Yeah, I understand that beforehand it was a pain when something like that happened. Can't you load away missions and that as admin? Changelog wasn't very specific.
>>144052992
>no one's seen elim in months
Is this true? I don't want it to be true
>>144053621
Doomstation is still like 3 years out.
>>144053265
cheeky beaky cyka blyat iv damke
CAW!
>Sitting at the lobby screen since round start debating whether or not I want to play
>>144052541
And then when the shuttle landed the spiders were waiting for us.
>>144053621
You'd have better luck with ss14, and even then, it will take millenia for it to get out.
>>144053707
He was here in early may
[20:01:00]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message"><a href='?priv_msg=[0x500000a]'>Ghlor</a>/(Crackers) has added a TEMPBAN for anglosphere (1440 minutes) with the reason: "Nonantag murdered a guy because the guy he killed broke a window." to the ban database.</span></span>
[20:01:00]ADMIN: ghlor has banned anglosphere.
[20:04:38]EMOTE: Bubba Stainforth/Rpo43 (@192,297,1): <B>Bubba Stainforth</B> seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless
>Really makes you think doesn't it?
I was on this server minding my own business injecting the clown with poison syringes and security arrests me for NO reason what's up with that?
>>144054314Security is on the meta TS server with Ghlor
>>144053707
Last time I checked he's been offline on Steam for like 2 or 3 weeks
>>144054483
So does that mean he finally succumbed and killed himself?
I remember he was depressed a year or so ago
>>144053742
Doom engine is an easy but highly capable engine, and also its community is alive.
ICK OCK
>>144055208
in my defense, dragonbro was actively on the issue so i decided not to join in and let him do his magic
eh
>>144055349
>>144055349
>>144054146
>banned for murder
>before some one was even dead
WEW
>>144055497
GHLOR IS TOTALLY FIT FOR DUTY GUYS
>>144055497
I was watching the situation.
The guy was bleeding knocked out cold and bleeding.
ie: 100% death.
if there's an issue, feel free to post it on the forums my man
in the meantime, bed
>>144055497
>removed a player from the round
>player was only in security for the 10 minutes the shuttle was coming, made it onto the shuttle, and made it to centcomm alive
WEEEEW
>>144055497
Putting people into crit for shittery and bringing them to the hospital is murder now
>>144055649
Less than that according to the logs
>tfw bolt locking the airlocks to the shuttle behind me
thats the eli wood I know and love
>>144055714
Meanwhile killing cargo techs for pushing you over is self defence even if you don't have to go to medical after
>kurt wasn't an antag
>spent all shift shooting up namyo and that roboticist bitch
why would you do a thing like that
Post ur loadouts
>>144055979
They were rude to Ashe in another round and she told Kurt
She just wanted to say hello and they ignored her so she had to play slimes by herself until Kurt heard about it and helped her
>>144055974
Someone needs to crop a greyshit over ancient aliens and caption it "Badmins"
It's fresh
>>144055620
I asked you, if he was dead.
You told me he bled out.
I offered to space myself.
You told me you could do better.
>ding dong bannu with no previous record
Why not just ask me to take him to medbay? I mean, he wasn't dead for 3 minutes until after you banned me.
Not going to bother with an appeal. You know what happened. You were watching the situation, so why bother. I'm not going to play trial simulator with you.
I agree with you killing as a non antag is against the rules. But I didn't kill any one, and in previous situations like this, i've just dragged grey faggots to medbay, and got them fixed up and continued on. You cant even RP with most greyfags, they just smash your shit, smash you, and run away.T.Butthurt Greyfaggot Hater
>>144055979
Kurt regularly shoots people as non antag
He's in the metaclub, didn't you know?
>>144056172
so who does anglosphere play as in game
>>144056172
GREY TIDE STATION WIDE FAGGOT
TIL chloral + pacid can't kill vox?
SHITMINDS GET ON
>>144056273just look at the logsspoiler, random name chaplain
>>144056298
Chloral is only lethal at 15 units or over
PAcid doesn't really work at all if ingested, but does have a special +on touch effect that makes it deal absolutely devastating damage as smoke or in cryo
>mfw getting cozy cuddles on the escape pod
>>144056195
>Kurt starts non-antagging doctors and spreading viruses because Ginger was 'mean' to him
>Kurt starts non-antagging security and breaking the brig because Trinity was 'mean' to him
>Kurt starts non-antagging science and shooting them up because Ashe was 'mean' to him
Hmmmmmmm
>>144056298
Ghlor has a verb to rejuvinate to 100% and purge chemicals
Tough luck kid
Anglosphere brothers, we must stand strong against Ghlor
>>144055964
My pleasure, buddy. I Batman prep'd everything up, killed the other Virologist by sleepy pen, took the Captain's ID along with the Pin pointer, and ensured to keep a good ear on security. Hell, i came up to Ratchel the medborg, simply emagged her and told her to not cure people. Also had my clothes ready for not looking like a Virologist.
It's was like coming back to two years ago, except this time i got twice the experience
>>144055497
It's because Ghlor is one of those griefing fucks who cries when Sec beats their faces for it.
>>144056841
you are the pig stink
>>144056841
Whoever tried to do the perspective on that window should feel baaaad
Why the token potted plant taking up half the focus too? Why is the model off center like that?
Why is the shading on the model the complete opposite to the shading on the plant and his mug?
What the fuck was going on with that artist whilst they drew that?
>>144057058
You are overthinking it, Anon.
Pic related: My best waifu
OOC: ooc say hey ooc
i want to hug vox and tell them it will be all right
>>144052551
>>144052241
Actually, with the influx of new players, it's could be redone. You may be a oldfag, but the newfags will experience what we once did through their eyes, and as a oldfag, you should feel good about that.
We won't be always playing Spessmen, but others are still finding about the game even to this day
>>144057420
Fuck them. Only I should be having fun
NEW POLL
NEW POLL
ANGLOS ONLY
SUBHUMANS NEED NOT VOTE
>>143992553
>>ss13 VN when
If you can speak ruskie thennow.https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7HS5nkKBMtuVmxnQ05vZFAxdTA/view?pref=2&pli=1
>>144057595
http://www.strawpoll.me/10366323
>>144057679
!!!!----COMMUNIST PROPOGANDA DO NOT DOWNLOAD----!!!!
>>144057058
That's what you pick up on?
Their proportions are whack - neck like a girraffe, shoulders are in two halves and the right side of his body's given up but apparently his collar hasn't gotten the message and the bones are sticking straight out as if his body was level.
The wall next to him goes through the floor and doesn't follow the perspective of the corner of the room. Although his head appears to be turned his eyes are facing straight to the viewer equally. The light in the scene is coming from the left, right, and behind the guy all at the same time. The level of the coffee matches the turn of the mug and not gravity
Whoever drew this has to rely less on tweening lines and opacity and work on the basics hard.
>>144057679
>Russian can't even be machine translated
GG no RE
Russian waifus aren't worth jack anyway
>>144057748
More like cum-unist propaganda.
Get it?Because it's porn.I think.
>>144057991
fox and the grapes
>dont play for many months
>ghlor is an admin
what why
>>144058080
>don't play in two days
>seven people banned by Ghlor
I'm just as confused as you buddy
>>144058161
tell me at least mustard is no longer admin so i can be a silishitter once more without him catching o-- i mean, harassing me for being a silishit
>admins that have their OOC colors close to/the same IC/dead/LOOC colors.
I see that shit in the corner of my eye and it throws me off everytime.
>>144058054
Sorry you're right I did enjoy it anyway such grapes
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and anyone who disagrees with me has poor taste
>>144055208
Somebody made that shit and you know it better than to do that shit. If you have to toe the line then you know you shouldn't be doing it.
I want to hug my coworker and make them feel wanted.
>>144056298
Need 16u+ of chloral
When ingested or injected pacid is only a mild poison
>tfw Ghlor comments on your good looks
>>144056629
Remember to gather logs and make a ban request. Only you can remove the filthy ERPer from premises.
>>144058272
He is.
>>144059583
Nothing wrong with ERP.
>Ghlor is an admin
>Some one thought it was a good idea to make a griefing assistant shitter an admin.
Whats happened in the last 6 months?
>>144059671
It is in space. Take that shit to the erp general or space or what the fuck ever that's not here.
>>144059838
Like fishmop and raggy he understands both sides. He does fine as an admin. Stop eating all your dindumuffins
>>144057420
Every last time I've tried in recent weeks and months the same shit happens; characters get killed and shuttle called.
I sent Jesus to the station to solve all your problems and heal the sick and you guys killed him instantly. Then I sent Satan and you guys killed as well.
>he understands both sides
>>144057420
Most of the people we get are shitters though. They come here for shit to kill, not to roleplay.
>>144059913
>he undestands both sides
>try to defend your workstation against assistant
>Assistant kills you
>ahelp
>Ghlor: you escalated it by attacking first, what do you want me to do?
>>144060098
You don't have to use physical harm at fucking all. Do you seriously want to try to kill a guy,get dunked on like a retarded kid on the playground then cry to the big bad admins to do what you failed to?
>>144058610
>admins that set their OOC color to pink
>admins that set their OOC color to bright yellow to be le so fanny whats the problem guys x3
>admins that set their color to anything holy shit fuck off you special fucking cunts
>>144059838
This should be one of the brain damage spouts
>WOW BANNED FOR WINDOWS!!!!!
>>144060249
I'm not complaining about dying, or losing the fight, but if the situation is reversed the rules change. Assistant is worse than fucking clown in terms of how admins deal with them, and how people play the job. At least clowns can sometimes be creative. Assistants always just bash shit, steal shit, and try to kill you, and ahelp when you kill them.
>you dont have to physical harm at all
>o..oo..ok mr assistant just steal everything i need to do my job again for the 15th fucking round.
>ii.i.i'll try to slip you tt.t.,.t.to get it back, c.c.come back here
Your missing the point though. I'm not bitching about the assistants griffing, im bitching about how the rules are enforced when it comes to interactions with assistants, and how certain admins seem to love assistants.
>>144058610
once dylan had his ooc color the same color as cult communication on a cultround and i kept getting paranoid that i was getting cult messages or was gonna say some cult shit in ooc
>>144060524
I'm bitching because you're throwing out the rules too. Then crying when it doesn't end in your favor. You don't get to try to nonantag murder then cry for the admins to ban someone when they kill you for it. Try to not throw away your admin protection next time or at least be good enough to not need it.
>>144060524
Stun glove/slip/push then cuff and disposal or hand off to sec. Or just have sec handle it.
If they escalate and you don't they go down for nonantag murder and a bunch of shit. But only if you don't throw your protection away by wiping your ass with the rule book.
>>144060717
>Found the Assistant
>>144060897
Actually a botanist with a lot of bans. Guess what the difference between getting a ban and the illegal immigrant getting laughed at is.
>>144060897
Even under space law some broken windows don't rate summary execution. You don't need to murder them to make them stop and if you can't deal with the consequences then don't try to murder them.
>>144060973
>>144061074
>Greys are starting to swarm the thread
>>144061193
Hey slicky licky, want some candy wrappers?
Somebody post the image
>Be me
>Be Assistant
>Run to botany
>Door open
>Toss everything into the disposal
>Run into med bay
>Pretend to be hurt
>Steal some chemicals
>Run back to botany
>Smash open window
>Dump chemicals into trays
>knock the botanist over and shove him into the disposal
>grab all the seeds with a few botany bags
>run back into the main hallway
>Run into the maintenance tunnel
>Hide the bags in an air locker
>Find a crowbar
>smash even more windows
>Find a shotgun on the ground
>Run back to medbay
>Pretend to be hurt
>Shoot the medical staff in the foot with the shotgun
>they shoot me with a syringe gun
>start bashing me to death
>crit
>ahelp : im dead, med killed me, are they antags?
>they toss my body into the disposal
>die in the pipes
>ahelp: medbay killed me
>BestAdminonTheServerwontnamenamesDon't worry, they've been warned, and I banned the guy who hit you last.
>pray: god please resurrect me
>You fill life breath back into your lungs
>Praise Probe
Wow what an exciting round.
>>144061797
Probe is the boss nigga Remember to wrench the symbol of the Pipeinati as your handshake
>Matthew Briggs [Security] (Security Officer) says, "I cut off the prisoner's hands"
>Matthew Briggs [Security] (Security Officer) says, "Sadly he did not survive"
>>144062113
BAN WHEN
BAN
WHEN
>absolute madman breaks into the armory in plain sight
>manages to give all of sec the slip and ions all their shit
>but gets caught in maint cause he didnt take off his id
Good antagging
>>144051775
>The vampire attacks you without doing
>me: "reflection does not appear in the glass"
BAN WHEN
>Betray the HoS and cuff her
>Say I'm not evil and I'll give her a chance to get out
>Little did she know the cuffs were set to explode when she took them off
>Someone bombs the brig and she dies anyway
what a shame
>>144062174
I have always considered cutting off someone's hands as security fair game, in the name of the Prophet Pomf (PBUH)
>>144062342
Might be a good gimmick if you're a tator and join sec.
>>144062326
I played pete twice and bemed the brig and medical. If I had just a little more prep I would have polysmoked the shuttle as well, rip.
Nothing more comfy than dorfing on the roid and then fighting some goliaths for actions.
We really need a dorffort server.
>Be Assistant
>Break windows until I am able to make a weapon
>Use said weapon to murder every one i run across
>Admin messages me: Whyyyy????
>Tell him Im the antag
>He tells me im not on the list
>Tell him I guess its bugged? I'm a traitor?
>He says he'll look into it, and get back to me
>Continue round by killing every one I run into, and smashing all the windows
>Its been 2 months and the admin never did anything
God being an assistant is great. What the fuck is wrong with all the faggots who hate assistants in this thread? Chill out, its just a fucking window, and breaking windows doesn't give you the right to kill any one.
Without assistants, what are people supposed to do during ling rounds or nuke ops?
>>144058610
>Clusterfack changed his OOC text color to the EXACT color of admin logs
>Every time he writes something I read it
>Your waifu will never know you love her
Amazing job Don
(>")> *your spacefu*
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>>144064894
I FUCKED UP. LET IT STAY TO SHOW MY SHAME
>>144064173
Every time he speaks, I think WOW WHO THE FUCK READMINNED ME I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>144064989
At least do it rights for fucks sake
>>144062113
Why are you maiming if you don't even know how to do it right?
>>144062342
It's fair game if the sentence rates perma or it was 3 strikes.
>>144064602
Your waifuisn't real, anon.
A single kill is a permaban now?
>>144065383
She's real in my heart
>>144065419
IC OOC is bad bruh. Should have read the ruuruus.
>>144065419
>>144065484
Time to start framing people :^)
>Even during post round Griff security stays loyal
I love you guys.
>>144065484
>ick ock is bad
>round ban penalty at worst
>permabans
lel
>>144065548
Best of luck faking the ban screen. We have an admin on the janitor staff as well to verify
>>144065661
Two strikes rates an upboat to the front page of the forums. Why cry that you should get the protection of rules you just wiped your ass with? Spend your 3 days reading and display competency in your appeal and you're good.
>>144065550
If we don't care for each other, who will? Dept loyalty is the highest priority.
>>144065484
>>144065548
I mean if he posted IC information mid-round he deserves the ban, definitely, but a perma?
4. IC information and OOC information should be kept separate at all times. IC in OOC can be a no-warning ban of 15 minutes, more for severe cases or repeated offenses. Metacommunication is a no-warning permaban.
>>144065419
Its more like "Go to the forums and explain"
>>144065871
t. Probe1
>>144065840
If you're blatantly shitting on the rules you're supposed to know you get a time out until you can display competency. Perma's are virtually never perma. It's just a hey, explain yourself. t.previously permabanned
>>144065821
not that guy, ghlor/you are just a shitlord
ive never been banned for more than 15 mins :^)
>>144065419
it was icky ock you dickhead
>Ban page is 99% permas
Wow great admin team you got here
>>144065995
You probably didn't just kill a guy for breaking windows. As a librarian.
>>144066091
>Expired bans don't show up
>Only permas and actives remain
Gee, I wonder.
>>144066118
Why are you even replying? If he doesn't realize how ban page works he's obviously a bayfaggot or something
>>144066118
i've put 50niggawatts into the powergrid and electrified engineerings interior doors to fry assistants
no ban :^)
>>144066213
>tfw I've ignored bwoinks twice and never been banned
>>144066357
>tfw threw ghlor into the singularity as nonantag and never been banned
>>144066452
>tfw I harmbaton greyshitters to death and never been banned
>>144066452
It's actually weird how fast the meme admin can change
It was literally last week that every post was about Pain
>>144066542
Don't be fooled, literally everyone still hates Pain
Now they just hate Ghlor too
Worst thing you've been banned for?
Worst thing you haven't been banned for?
>Stole all access ID and went on a massive space adventure, concluded it by spacing the HoS while she was coming after me thinking "If she had a hardsuit, she should be fine"
>Tied up a security officer in Dorms and farted in his face and moaned for ten minutes before leaving him to unbuckle himself
27:30 until Raumfahrer becomes free
And then the viruses will flow
ARE YOU READY FOR THE SPIDERPOCALYPSE?
>>144066581Haven't been bannedAbused an exploit a handful of times that allowed me to be an invisible fat skeleton at roundstart
>>144066581
Haven't been banned
Murdered a guy and bashed a borg to death as a nonantag because I thought they were antags
>>144066685
Remember when cleavers had no in-hand either? Invisible force 15 slash-o-thon. Man those were the days
>>144066581
Banned: I've beaten a nuke op to death as a medical asimov borg as he was arming the nuke, thus negating their victory.It was on tg
Not banned: lighterp
>>144066856
Remember when transfer bombs didn't have an inhand sprite?
Those were the days.
>>144066581
>Worst thing you've been banned for?
Too much of a literally who for that.
>Worst thing you haven't been banned for?
One time I said Ghlor did nothing wrong and was a fair and respectable admin.
>>144067528
Remember when there was no metaclub and everyone random-named? Those were the days.
>>144067959
There has always been a metaclub, don't kid yourself
>>144067959
There was a meat appreciation club since the beginning of the /v/ servers
>>144068068
This guy remember
>>144066580
>spend 30-45 minutes of a deadpop round making a little comfy autism fort
>enjoying it with department members
>current admins online: afkadmin1, afkadmin2
>everything is comfy and fine
>SUDDENLY LOUD MUSIC
>WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>HALLS ARE PLASMA
>6 BORGS SUBVERTED TO ONE MAN, ONLY SURIVIOR
>current admins online: afkadmin1, afkadmin2, MrPain
Alternatively
>comfy round ded pop
>METEORS DETECTED
>METEORS DETECTED
>METEORS DETECTED
>METEORS DETECTED
I doubt a number of times was him, but its a unreal amount of times hes appeared on the adminlist right as shit hit the fan and I'm too lazy to look at the logs at 4 am.
Does anybody still have access to pregoon code in their fullest form?
>>144068408
I don't think anyone but people with git access to goon with commit history back to the original theft have that. It was terrible outside of nostalgia anyway.
>>144068408
Do you mean open ss13, r4407, or the recent goon leak?
All are available in various places respectively.
All would also need some work to function on the current byond version.
>>144066581
I was banned for trying to burn off the plasma in an area to remove it.
Said area was escape.
During a shuttle call.
>>144068619
open ss13 and pre open
>>144068709
I'm not sure what you mean by preopen, how could it be accessible if it was pre open?
But yeah all the revisions are floating around the cloud
Any big differences playing on /vg/ station compared to /tg/ station? Thought about making the switch since you guys seem more fun.
>>144069507
We have more griff and deathmatch as well as less RP. Shitmins can be pretty vicious if you rattle their metafriends too. Other than that it's fine here I guess
>>144069557
I don't believe you
>>144069557
I believe you
>>144069865
He's right.
Spend a week there and you'll have a greater appreciation for The Pomfenreich.
>>144069557
Why would you like?
Nothing is more deathmatch than TG except hippie.
>>144069865
>>144070093
Cause it's true? Born and raised in the school of hard cluck muhfugga
>>144069557
>more griff
>more deathmatch
>less RP
You're talking about TG right
>>144068408
puu dot sh slash pcwZ6/f5313eb43e.zip
Cult rounds where the non-cults end up harming more innocents in a manhunt for cult is my favorite mode
>tfw no qt vox gf to make blood sacrifices with
>tfw will never mix red with blue andhold hands waiting for nar-sie
>>144070610
that group of survivors moving through the hallways to escape just wrecked everyone they met, lel
>converted
>not given a tome
>every cultist runs away from me
>>144070563
vgstation. I've seen shit man
>finish most of science
>miners on point
>make mech
>station starts going to shit, manifests running everywhere
>aim to kill with my mech
>instead harm more innocent bystanders trying to fight off the cult rather than actual cult members
>>144070641
yeah, it never feels like you lost as a cult when that happens. because you know its because they have no fucking clue who to trust and at that point they may as well BE nar-sie themselves.
Sacrifice objetive is shit
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>Get cloned
>reveal the tomes I hid at the very start of the round to my fellow cultists
>ready to summon NarNar
>Shuttle called
>>144070673
mechs were a mistake
>>144070670
TG rounds literally last 20-30 minutes, every single time. They have such a huge problem with ADD deathmatch and griff that they've had to brainstorm on solutions to fix it. What they don't know is that the reason that TG is shit, and why it will always be shit, is because they have a terrible fucking playerbase, whose tendency is almost ALWAYS greytide/murderbone.
Don't fucking lie to me.
>>144070714
every cult round ever. the moment one cultist is revealed, manhunt and escape happens. I wish there was more of a reason for the station to stay once cult was revealed.
Dat holdout in escape against four juggs
>>144070761
you'd think centcomm wouldn't want to let any cultists escape to spread the cult more.
>>144070641
Darwinism created this reality. You're always a slip paper, bag of AR's, or low yield prox/infared bomb away from annihilation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-7tP7IW5Q
>>144070783
>tfw never get to be on that side because ALWAYS a cult leader for some reason.
i should just remove cult from my round start preferences
>>144070807
there would need to be some kind of goal for them other than manhunting. maybe have a tool that detects who are cult besides just deconverting
>>144070783
>tfw my miner comrades didnt want to make a push to escape and join the resistance
>>144070761
There were cultists farting around in the bar drawing runes at the start of the shift. There was no security so..
>>144070673
>>144070610
That's the only way to throw down against a vaguely competent cult. If you're not good enough to jihad then you're just one less cultist to be
>>144070757
Have you even played here?
>>144070894
there was some and they were gun crazy which was the main reason cult failed. everyone was stun/stripped/killed any time they approached and nobody realized they were doing this or warned the other cults.
>>144070894
>tfw you joined the cult for pizza and explored for the rest of the round
>>144070885
mfw culted at the end after the ERT was called but not given a tome so I couldn't betray Cargonia and convert you two
>>144069557
>>144070670
TG literally removed AIs because they had such validhunting cunts for silicons that it was ruining every single of their antag rounds
didn't TEEGEE remove robots and the AI?
>>144071014
you may be an admun but you cant robust me ol buddy ol pal
>>144070949
He's right though
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=6722
They're so desperate to secure their valids, call the shuttle, restart the server and hope for MUH ANTAG rolls that rounds literally last 30 minutes or less over there.
>>144071095
I was not very robust when I crushed the lockboxes with the mining shuttle thinking it'd work and deleted them.
All those guns.
>>144071151
The real secret ishaving a stun shell as the first shot in your combat shotgun's chamber. You never miss the first shot
>>144071065
Why do they have antag on if they're incredibly unsubtle, can't disguide, hide or escape for shit. Can't buy the bug detector. Can't deal with sensor/gps/sgps. And can't even subvert.
It's not hard to hack 2 doors nobody cares about and hurr drop comms kill sec immediately at all costs.
>I'm guilty of this when the round is a complete clusterfuck. Example, that stupid waldo gimmick wizard tound that basically amounted to a 45 minute game of hide and seek.
>I had to mutiny and detain the captain and hos to force that shit to end.
lol
>>144071203
They are THAT desperate for their valids.
I'm not even joking. I went there for a round a few months ago. Five minutes into the round the halls were literally all painted with blood (they dont have bloody footprints like we do, they leave long bloody trails) and everyone was just wordlessly killing each other.
>>144071365
So... Like here?
>>144071629
>like here
This thread is for /vg/station, so no
>>144071692
That's what I'm talking about. that was the description of a bunch of rounds during mid pop yesterday.
>>144071773
on tg?
>>144071365
i like their blood trails more than the bloody footprints, makes the janitor job harder and virology can spread virus easier
>>144071819
On /vg/
>>144071892
That doesn't sound believable at all
>>144071892
the thread?
>>144071940
You don't have to believe it for it to have happened. 500 years ago nobody would believe in a fleet of B-52's carpet bombing and yet it's a thing.
>>144072047
You sure you're not playing on tg by mistake? Or were you playing during NO RULES day?
>>144070949
Yes, have you even played there?
>Tfw robust enough to never have been defeated in the rage cage or thunderdome
>Tfw pretty good at sec combat, a bit rusty though
>But that fucking feel when all the robustness in the world can't save you from sleepypens/stun runes/ para stings
Why must we suffer the weapons of cowards?
>>144072163
>ragecage
>Robustness
It's 90% whoever gets the lucky push first
>>144072124
No it wasn't no rules day and yes it was vg. I can tell what serb I'm on thank you very much.
>>144072126
Yes.
>>144072163
Because you didn't code red, patrol with your battle buddy, and furiously baton that asspussy every time your dick twitches
>>144066581
>Worst thing you've been banned for?
I was bored, sleep deprived, and mostly new to the game, so I chucked all the reset boards into space and started loading some shite One Human laws into the AI.
At that point I still didn't even know what it meant to be ~Bwoinked and thought it was just player PMs. DeadpoolJ seemed to be getting confused because of both that, and because apparently it was a malf round. He gave me a 3 day ban to take a break since my ckey was only about 2 weeks old and no one actually got killed, and I definitely say it helped me turn myself around. Still fucked a few times down the line but I would say he kept me from becoming a full-time shitter.
>Worst thing you haven't been banned for?
One time it was lowpop and I was playing Bartender. There was a massive amount of gibs and shit from just the clientele butchering something or someone. Since there about 10 people on station, I decide to grab the Cap's ID to get into the Janitor's Closet and secure the valuables while I was there as well.
Since I cleaned the mess and did my job, I went to dink around. I started editing my criminal record to say something like A Straight Cash Money Nigga. A second later, I'm yakkity saxxing back to the bar while the Detective's trying to shoot me down. I'm eventually cornered and lock onto him with the Cap's laser so he'd freeze. We then both turn down into shit city since I shouldn't have targeted him in the first place, but he, which he later admits to have done purposefully, runs behind the people in the bar so they'd get shot.
For the next 15 minutes I'm trying to explain the situation to Mr. Bay. In retrospect, I did set myself up for a shitty situation the minute I pulled out what I later found out to be the most lethal laser in the game, so I'm happy that I only got "was a powergaming shitter one day" in my notes.
Including the above, I've only been bwoinked over shittery 4 times in about 10 months, so I'd say I learned my lesson.
>>144072232
>he pushes in the rage cage
Don't let that sleepypen fall out of your pocket
>>144070894
>There was no security so..
>HoS
>Detective
>IAA
>>144072303
>implying I do
you wish kiddo. I want teeth to hang around my neck not rape 'em
>>144072303
>He doesn't sell agent ID's and face changes out of ghetto surgery
Why even live?
>>144072302
>Onehuman'd a malf
Oh god my sides
>>144066581
Never been banned.
I got a nasty note though, for breaking into the armory via space and stealing all the guns and hiding them in Perma as revenge on the Warden for taking my headset when he brigged me.
>>144072372
That's what I like to hear
You had me worried for a minute there
>>144072291
clearly you can't.
>>144072325
>IAA latejoined
>Detective latejoined
>HoS was the roboticist that was there at roundstart and transferred because no one was doing anything about the open cult and the IAA was getting his ass kicked and stuff stolen by cultists taunting him
>>144072463
>>HoS was the roboticist
No, HoS also latejoined.
>>144072325
>>144072463
I was IAA and I believe I was roundstart
>IAA
>sec
You're an assistant with CIA uniform and slightly more access
>3x mech syringe gun (Print at robotics)
>atmos analyzer (Toolbox)
>2x hicap power cell (R&D)
>2x gps (Telesci)
>drill
>nanopaste
>supercap power cell
>Chem dispenser board
>teleporter hub board
>pico manip (deconstruct flaps)
>for combat: toolbox + 3x gygax targeting board
>for plasma: 2x plasma + plasma cutter
>for illegal: 2x tesla relay (robotics) + chem sprayer
>mfw reading Dildong sucking Sawbone's cock all round in deadchat
does he do it for free?
>It's another sawbones captains laser round.
>make all the healing medicine myself
>make a full, quality speedcloning mix
>fill the cloner
>killed
>the geneticist does nothing
>the other medical doctor does nothing
>remain dead on the floor of medbay
REMOVE SKELETONS
REMOVE TREES
>>144073269
yeah, that was a bit weird
>the tree chemist who only rolls the job for 1000 unit hyperzine pills
>lowpop
>aside from the clown stealing the cap's hardsuit and the AI thinking they are the protoss the shift is going fine
>suddenly AI warns Sawbones is emagging his way to get the cap's laser
>firefight ensues in the bridge, flashbangs do jack shit
>after trading blows to eachother I manage to stun him
>Sawbones seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
>being the unrobust bitch I am I stop stunning him and back away for a second
>it was just a trick
>he lasers me to death
>You hear a voice in your head... You are so unrobust it's painful to watch
My only regret is falling for his meme trick. But I've learned my lesson today
speaking of speedcloning, is there anything i should change to a roundstart, 100u beaker cryo mix which is
>25u clonexadone
>25u cryoxadone
>10u alkysine
>10u ryetalyn
>10u dexalin plus
>10u anti-toxin
>10u dermaline
