"Rip Taxi" Edition.
Last time on /ss13g/
>Metaclub gets Trinity banned for attacking one of their members (Ghlor)
>Arcjet is the worst player in the world
>TEG renamed to walter
>Yahir shitposts about himself to remain relevant
>Probably more waifu discussion too
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
>tfw after 3 months of log diving I've got 25 separate occasions where Xevonix broke the rules
>tfw my ban request is over 3000 words long
>tfw slipped mrpain a steam gift so he'll go banvalid crazy
DAYS ARE NUMBERED NOW YOU GREY SHIT
IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU DOWN, AND RESTORE THE PEACE
>>143985256
That's nice Sergei
I hope you realize lying to the admins is a good way to get you banned
>>143985256
You know that getting me banned wont fix anything, Solarious.
Important polls regarding the server, please answer, it'll take 1 minute at most
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350341
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350240
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350212
>>143985256
Come on Angelite, that's not how you earn Yahir's love.
>>143984850
Tell me one bad thing about it.
If you say "organ damage" I will personally go to your house and slap you.
>>143985409
>all those votes for 'average'
wimps
>>143985448
Brute damage, and the fact that it serves no purpose in a cryo mix anyways. You're not going to be fixing rad damage in new clones, the tox reduction it provides is minimal and you already have antitox specifically for that, and if you're stuffing anything other than new clones in cyro, you are a shitter.
>>143985143>>143983680
Well it does reduce tox. But cryo shouldn't be used as a magic heal box cause it promotes shitbay.
>>143984850
That's Phalanxamine
>>143985359
>you still think I care after months
Hell Yahir I didn't even care much at the time, I cared for maybe a week and then I forgot you and Nevill existed.
You've got a problem
>>143985590
Ohh you're one of those 'Nevah use cryo I'm a good doctor' who likes to keep people on a wild ride of drugs and sleepers for 20 minutes longer than they should be because you think that makes you seem 'better'
what if i said that i just mistook artirazine for alkysine would that make me seem more or less retarded
>>143985691
>20 minutes longer
And this is how I know you have never actually even tried anything other than cryo.
>>143985770
critical condition surgery almost always takes longer than clone and cryo
>>143985590
A new clone will have literally no effect from a 20% chance to get 1 brute damage which heals on its own in the next life tick with no medication.
I don't even need to point out the rest of the retardedness in your post, you contradicting yourself is enough to see that arguing with you is just a waste of time.
>>143985742
Less retarded.
You're still unrobust and have no guts.
>Trinity got banned for that
Fucking retarded
OH THE YEAR WAS 1778 HOW I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW
>>143985770
I've been on the recieving end of shit doctors who refuse it plenty of times because 'ur not a clone' and spent most of my round in medical because they just try and balance me out of crit
Or worse you guys just let me die so you can clone me and make the process even longer because you refuse cryo for anything but clones
You're the shit medical m8
It's fine to make the game a little more challenging but don't do it at everyone elses expense so you can cherrypick the good stories and wank yourself off to them
>>143986085
AH FOR
JUST
ONE
TIME
>>143986068
What can I say, Ghlor is a little bitch and I could probably beat him in call of duty modern warfare 2 in a duel using only the intervention on the map known as rust.
>>143986120
If you're not a clone, then cryo is going to do 'fuck' and 'all' for you if it has a decent mix in it. Not to mention, 20u of bic/anti/keloderm + 5u dex+ will uncrit someone faster than a speedclone mix will.
IT'S BEEN SIX YEARS SINCE I SAILED AWAY, AND I JUST MADE HALIFAX YESTERDAY
>>143986385
>cryo is going to do 'fuck' and 'all' for you if it has a decent mix in it.
What the fuck am I reading?
Is this bait?
>>143986068
>Releasing the singularity because of gross negligence is ban
All in a days work, ban him!
>Taking a player out of the round because of gross negligence is a ban
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DEAR YOU BAN MY WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEE
???
Alright can /vg/ settle something for me. What's the best song by the Protomen, I think it's Light up the night but some idiot I know says it's Keep Quiet
>>143986464
Lemme put that in stupid for you.
>CRYOX, RYET, CLONEX, ALKY, AND A FUCKTON OF ANTITOX IS NOT GOING TO FIX THE GUY WHO SHOCKED HIMSELF INTO CRIT FASTER THAN KELODERM AND DEX+ WILL
Better?
>>143986559
>Lemme put that in stupid for you.
You already did a few times
>>143986385
the worst part about this entire post is that I get the feeling you're actually serious
i hope someday you improve to the point where you can see how stupid you were
don't worry, it happened to me too
>>143986559
dex+ is standard in any cryomix.
>traitor doctor
>the clown asks for drugs
>give him space drugs and mindbreaker in a pill
>he shows up later on my doorstep, dead
>clone him
>he comes out the cloner with his player name, rather than his clown name
>IDEA
>saw off his feet, call security
>report that he 'attacked me' and he's not on the crew manifest
>the sec officer checks his name with the manifest
>meanwhile, the clown is stuttering out an explaination
>"alright, execution"
>he burns the clown alive in the middle of a hallway
>mfwfuck your shitty bus, whoever that was i'm salty as fuck
how 2 make cannister bombs?
how2macro?
I've put in rotate-chair as command 9 on my numpad as key, but it aint' working.
>>143986467
One forces an early shuttle call puts everyones spessman at risk and has a definative guide about how to now mess it up
The other is an dindu muffin who acted like a shitter and couldn't handle taking what he gave out, which only occured at the last ten minutes of the shift and he still survived and made it to centcomm
If I was in security that shift he would've been going straight to perma for messing around the armoury on code red and apparently killing people in cargo but he'd just EVA his way out/I'd drop his tank taking away his suit and I'd land the ban instead.
>At escape for a couple minutes in the only fireproof suit
>See warden dropping shit from his robohand
>Grab my welder and go to fix it
>Fatfingered chest instead of left hand and it attacks him
>Get cuffed then let go
>Fucking greyniggers start digging through my stuff
>Zalika shows up to shitcurity again
>LET'S SPACE ALL YOUR SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA!
IF I WAS A FUCKING THREAT ESCAPE WOULD BE PLASMA ALREADY. HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU
>Warden takes another dig in my shit
>Tell him to not open the boxes
>He does
>Only reason the entire shuttle didn't get hotboxed thanks to his stupidity was zalika spacing my shit for no good reason like the cunt she is
Holy fucking shit I hate you people.
>>143987407
zalika is a bitch that is 100% helpless without her sec belt and id
>>143987407
>LET'S SPACE ALL YOUR SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA!
Make ban request
>>143987329
Ready your tank and put it in the can
Open the valve, get it to 5066kpa or higher.
>watch the SS13 video
>only mention of GLORIOUS CARGONIA, the faction strong enough to take control of the entire fucking station, is a rogue MULE
You fucked up.
>>143987637
cargonia has less tools to take over the station than science does
>>143987637
He forgot the important shit too like the Chemist who inevitably does even shadier fucking things than the >detective and XenoBio that releases hordes of slimes onto the station should the round ever last long enough for his breeding to reach that point.
>>143987362
Cargo was self-defence so he would be excused from perma.
And he even said before that he was going to be near the armory on comms.
Thank you for letting me know you don't know jack shit about the round in question. Now stop talking.
Which admin did the cult bus last round?
>>143987784
It's goon.
I don't think they even have xenobio, do they?
>>143987532
Just what the fuck did she expect everyone else to do. There were constructs talking on comms and constant reports of a cult on the loose. People are gonna take steps to be prepared for a fight.
Poo added back in when? I can't properly roleplay as an Indian without it, I need the designated shitting maints and toilets being completely ignored.
>>143987737
I'm not going to argue the nuances of metagame with you, just that Cargonia is a fucking iconic staple of SS13, it's just below the clown and probably on par with homicidal chefs.
>>143987854
>implying ANYONE has XenoBio
It's fun but I question if it fits in such a fast paced, valid salad game like SS13. By the time you get anywhere, the round is over.
>>143987860
Make
Ban
Request
>>143987884
You can spawn in poo if you suicide with the gooncode toy in hand
>>143987407
Wasn't even there but
>Approaching injured security without clear doctor uniform
Is a good way to get tased no matter what and
>Hitting someone with a high force weapon and not expecting security to stop you
Kek
>Carrying dangerous things in your bag to get your escape shuttle valids
>Not expecting it to get spaced if anyone finds it
TOP KEK
Find a better escape shuttle valid gimick or don't complain when it gets shut down because you can't keep yourself from blowing your load too quick.Or just stop taking part in the shuttle valid gimmick because nobody wins in the end
>>143980887
>>>/reddit/
I'm making a super maint away mission later this week. Post ideas.
>>143987784
was there even slimes when that video was made?
>>143988050
kys senpai
Someone help what is Polaris doing to xenobio code?
http://ss13polaris.com/wiki/doku.php?id=game:xenobio2
>>143988050
That's how you fix robolimbs.
there were fucking constructs talking. I'm not gonna hang out holding my dick while we get manifest ghost tided
>>143987784
>>143987939
All it takes is a short tunnel and a red core to fuck shit up on meta.
>>143987839
Ghlor don't talk about yourself in the third person it makes you seem even more autistic than you are coming off already
This thread is fucking awful, why do I keep coming back?
>>143981435
shut up majora
we know it's you, denying it will only give us an incentive to shitpost you out of another community
>>143988220
>I- I WAS JUST HELPING
>I-IT WAS TO FIGHT CULT HONEST!
You and Ghlor should have a tea party with all the dindu muffins you can eat
>>143988426
hi killette
>>143988169
Holy shit.
Why do all the shitty servers get all the cool features, and we get fucking literal cancer buttons and shitty maps?
>>143988342
I genuinely have no idea who that is.
>>143988629
stop denying it
we know it's you because you used the same name in /vp/ and admitted it was you when we asked
>>143988713
shut up killette
>>143988153
Ghetto medbay, having to go back to med for a paper cut thins out teams quickly. Ghetto theatre filled with clown goblins would be a fate worse than death as they stun lock you, meaning you should add one.
>>143988279
>Anyone who defends Ghlor is Ghlor himself, it cannot possible be that Trinity actually fucked up
Hang yourself.
>>143988713
I don't even go on /vp/ you dork
>admitted it was you when we asked
What?
>>143988615
Because you're not coding it.
>>143988814
it a meenay you le dip xd
>>143988772
shut up killette
>>143988868
just
stop
denying it
it's obvious that it's you, the way you're autistically denying it
>>143988814
Hi killette, still sucking Ghlor dick?
>>143988884
But if I coded it, would it get added?
Why are the only things that get added the stupid shit like cancer?
>>143988785
Added to the LIST
Also I plan on making this fairly large so ghetto " " areas will all be accounted for definitely.
>>143989005
Probably.
You'd have to listen to the maintainers, which tends to be the first hurdle people fall at.
But it would get in if it was good enough.
If I was a new player coming to this thread to see what spess was about I'd 360 and noscope away
When I joined around last year the thread was far more pleasant, a lot or stories and discussion about features and the future and even the waifu shit about Sue was pretty tame compared to what we got now
What happened to us?
>>143989190
memes
>>143989190
shut up killette
>>143989190
Somethingsomething community that acts li ke idiots for shits and giggles will eventually become real idiots.
>[07:29:23]WHISPER: Wenter1138/(Melissa Jerome) (Bar - 252,261,1): Oh god, please help Jemmy. I need Pun Pun as a friend to make this bar great
>[07:34:14]SAY: Beary Mc.Brine/SaltyBear (@260,262,1) As Galactic Common : We'll eat the cannibals
>[07:34:32]SAY: Melissa Jerome/Wenter1138 (@257,264,1) As Galactic Common : That would show them. Real irony
I don't understand, none of these people were antags as far as I could tell beyond the bussing and I got gibbed by them, removing me from the round
What's the deal?
>>143988169
It seems like viro 2.0
>Make creature
>Get gene from thing
>Put gene on disk
>Take a few desired disks and shove them into other machine
>Get a super slime that glows in a rainbow and glomps everyone into crit in 2 seconds as it spews out WGW.
>>143988229
>all those slimes
My XenoBio boner is hard.
I should get back into SS13, it's been at least a year now. What are the big changes, if ANY at all, to XenoBio?
>>143989190
Shitter newfags bringing their faggotry which had sex with the existing faggory making an abomination
>>143988965
>Denying it proves that you are this person
>>143989506
it's true
>>143989190
underage retards bringing their shitty drama instead of being contained in the forums and OOC
>>143989190
Last year was already full of attentionwhores and faggotry, try 3-4 years ago. Faggots came, brought their faggot friends, then shit like Ion at E3 happened which brought even more faggots.
I do however attribute this partially to the game "dying". All the remakes are dead, there is no real escape from Byond, no real advancements in sight, feels like we've reached a plateau.
>>143989463
Yes, xenobio has no slime mechanic changes but the cores have and golems too.
Some of the most important ones are
>Golems are a true race with blood, make player slimes out of them or make them a slime person who can wear golem armor and shoot guns
>Dark blue slimes make slime nutrient with blood, this makes efforts extremely easy and quick, this is the new meta.
>Adam. slimes can make phazon and bananium
>Black slimes can make nanobots son
>Green can make various medicines including organ fixing ones, fix those lungs with a pill
>>143989775
So if we took Polaris code for a while and started work on making it /vg/code 2.0 like how /vg/code came off of Bay
It'd quell some of the shitposting and be a good step to making advancements and somewhat save this community?
>>143989190
Because we let mimes talk
>[08:01:50]ADMIN: GlobalNarrate: praecordia/(cortical borer (504)) : <font color="red"><i><b><big><big><big><big><big><big>THE DARK ONE IS PLEASED WITH YOUR SACRIFICE
>[08:02:04]WHISPER: Wenter1138/(Melissa Jerome) (Bar - 248,259,1): No prob dark one.
>[08:02:15]ADMIN: SubtlePM: praecordia/(cortical borer (504)) as DARK ONE -> Wenter1138/(Melissa Jerome) : IT WAS PRETTY NICE, BRO
>[08:02:24]WHISPER: Wenter1138/(Melissa Jerome) (Bar - 246,259,1): Want more senpai?
>[08:04:09]ADMIN: GlobalNarrate: praecordia/(cortical borer (504)) : <font color="red"><i><b><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>DEATH TO THE SERVANTS OF THE FALSE GOD
>[08:04:21]WHISPER: Wenter1138/(Melissa Jerome) (Arrival Shuttle Hallway - 255,287,1): You got it senpai
>>143989929
Maybe.
>>143990120
What the fuck are you talking about you little nigger? Polaris is shit as any other codebase.
>>143990337
>this person was not an antagonist, but was bussed into gibbing peoplefuck you praecordia
>>143990346
Shit. I meant to reply to >>143990120
>>143990120
>Polaris "What do you mean I have to know the basics of atmospherics and check on the engine every now and then" Code
>Polaris "Counter balance the knife WE DIAMOND DOGS" Code
>Polaris "Why can't I heal this gunshot wound I ate my doughnuts" Code
>>143990120
It would only satiate your shitposting.
>we
Lead the way, start coding it and see how others will join you.
>>143990120
Not sure what Polaris is since I haven't followed in a while, but I think the feeling of stagnation is noticed by everyone. I mean where else can SS13 go at this point? More content, sure, but there's already a tonne and each addition is just comparatively smaller each time.
There's only so much that can be done with Byond, we're all feeling that this ride is going to end soon.
To answer your question: Yes, I do believe the shitposting and faggotry is because people are starting to get bored bit by bit and aren't a tenth as enthusiastic about the game as they used to be.
>>143990624
>no new code pls muh paralaxed background isn't in it yet it'll save us I PROMISE
Yeah naaaaaaaahhh
>>143990346
You will likely try it, realise that it is slow to start up, and then go back to whatever job you did before. The rng is still a strong wall to getting good things. Good thing I've got autism strong enough to keep me at it, I've seen people come and go every few weeks. Current people that static name and regularly do xenobio this week are Ashe and Beff.
>>143985143
God damn. Ghlor is still around?
I thought his last breakdown got rid of him for good.
>>143990605
Soooo actually good things?
>>143990908
Back and saltier than ever
>>143990848
Watch out, he's got an unsubstantiated opinion!
where should I look in the code to find relevant code for maximizing ttv bombs, (specific heat of the gasses, reaction ratio, etc)
>>143991098
There's a test server with the new star background that's been going on for more than a week now I think
What're you smoking becauseI want to be oblivious and have fun in ss13 without having to think about how dead it is too
>>143990896
It can't be any worse than virology. You at least you get to move around and interact with slimes.
>>143990848
>we totally need this
>you do it
>FUCK YOU DUNITY!!!
>>143991325
And this is blocking new code how?
>someone mentions maybe trying to port polariscode
>thread's immediate reaction is 'WERE NOT BAY!!! >:V
hue, eveeryone complains about everything being shit, then they promptly turn tail and say that everyone else's code is worse than ours because 'muh /vg/ pride'
>>143990896
>Beff
I've almost always roll Xeno, it's just that I only play this game on and off.
The last time I played this game before this spell was over a year and a half ago.
>All the coders coming out of the woodworks because Polaris code was mentioned in thread
>Still wont listen to the thread about any issues and demands you make a properly formed request on Github to not offend them
>Actually trying to defend vg code and dog pile anyone who mentions otherwise
>>143991582
t. Yahir
>>143991680
refer to >>143991582
the coders have too much 'm-muh /vg/ pride'
>>143989360
ban request forums here http://ss13.moe/forum/
Are there any decent servers that aren't /vg/?
Are there any good servers at all?
>>143991837
>vg pride
I often think about this
>tfw I will never know whether my home server is good or shit
>because I probably don't see things objectively
>>143992096
What kind of ss13 experiance are you looking for sempai-kun?
>>143992096
Bay is actually pretty okay.
Urist is also pretty okay.
/vg/ is pretty shit desu, it's like space india.
>>143986210
I bet I would beat your ass faggot.
>>143992096
see >>143992152
you can't get unbiased opinions from players.
just test out all the servers and see whats good.
>>143992303
>whats good.
son
>>143991680
No one can take seriously the shitpost area, where t.Yahir, "baby's day out mode when" and DANA BLUEBERRY FETISH live.
There's a reason ban requests and appeals are made on a forum.
There's a reason game polls are made in-game
There's a reason feature requests and bugfixes go on github.
I'm in love with an AI unit
>>143992096
No.
And /vg/ isn't even decent.
ss13 VN when
dating all the cool (or crappy) waifus and husbandos whenlewd sex scenes with all the waifus and husbandos when
>>143992347
>no one can take seriously the shitpost area
Great our coders are illterate on top of thier inflated egos and circle jerking too
>the last new 'feature' to be added is an admin spawn reskin of the syndicate communicator from the syndie vault
>>143992425
stop fucking shitposting
>>143992553
when you seduce them on an erp allowed server
>>143992690
>ERP
ew
I don't wanna ERP, I want a VN/Dating Sim. I wanna have my experience handed to me in lewd graphical form.
>>143992595
Could you make a Github issue about that?
>>143992553
Right after the ss13 webcomic, cartoon series, remakes in on other engines, and movie.
>>143992774
>>143992553
>dating your waifu
>not following them through the vents as a mommi or nymph
My waifu doesn't even know I exist.
Alright, the collectible hat crate is garbage, you get such classics as awful looking hats you can just get from theatre
Thank you for the good trial, HoS.
>>143992938
Hope you pick up things they drop and deposit them in your maintenance shrine along with all the pictures you secretly take of them.
>It's bus
Well, time to go do other shit. Best of luck guys.
>>143992347
>There's a reason feature requests and bugfixes go on github.
I've made like 15 bug fix requests about stuff that gets in the way of gameplay but isn't downright game-breaking and I've yet to see any being taken care of.
Is it even possible to bump a bug report?
We need a new feature freeze, the newest UI bugs with things like syringes, the crit overlay and things like doors and items not properly updating their own sprites are the last straw for me.
>>143992924
How many waifus have you actually seduced into vore, Italus?
>>143992553
>Go onto google
>Dating game / VN maker
>Get started
;)
>>143993109
For that last one, update byond to newest
>>143993109
You can bump it with a comment.
Many bug reports are closed because they are duplicates.
>>143992924
Weren't you supposed to be a pretty 'meh' fuck, Italus
>>143992974
I love the collectable welding hat.
>Get several welding hats
>Know that they don't protect your eyes
>Leave the around places
>Set a radio in medbay to a personal channel and carry one to listen in
>Minutes later people come rolling into meday to get their eyes fixed by the dozens because they can't read
>Same people walk into medbay a little later
Powergame greyshits don't learn do they?
>>143992553
Don't you dare put my static in the game!
>>143992553
>Angelite the best friend girl
>Megurine the energetic wild girl
>Trinity the bitchy girl
>Sue the silent comic relief
>Ginger the serious adult-like girl (who has a ripped big brother called Kammer who violently defends her and treats her like a child)
>Nick 'ALL CAPS' Weller
>Trap husbando that can't stop mumbling 'niggly' when he's nervous
>Sawbones the dopey casual husbando
>Yahir the wierd husbando you stumble upon and help him with wierd projects around the station as he stares at you
>Slippy M.D the aggressive husbando who's always getting into fights
>Patrick Batemen who just leads a random yandere to try and kill you every scene you interact with him
>Secret plotline where all waifu/husbandos start getting murdered and you investigate with Naomi and eventually meet all of the security dream team with__YOU___as the leader!
>that powergamed, no-fun allowed mute cunt that is in league with the admins and will never get a ban
What's their name?
>>143993828
>yahir as a husbando
>slippy as a husbando
anybody could have been a better choice
yred
don
spergay
italus
alex jaques
anyone
>tfw remember a time when names like robot man were valid and memes
>now the majority of the server static names dumb shit like that
>>143993912
I don't really follow mime players so I couldn't tell you. Unless you're talking about mutes, which I still don't really know.
>>143993245
i dont remember
>>143993510
Actually yea my erp was pretty shit in comparison to what i can do now until the last month i was playing, where i had some god tier encounters.
The best sessions were like.. 4 hours long
I rate it an alright/10
>>143994054
That's what happens when degeneracy gets to stay. The slippery slope was real.
>>143993828
Throw Dana in as the fluffy tsundere
Replace slippy with some other memer
Make yahir's grey quest to summon a portal to the meta club another secret plot you can do instead of making it a full blown line
>>143993828
>Secret plotline where all waifu/husbandos start getting murdered and you investigate with Naomi and eventually meet all of the security dream team with__YOU___as the leader!
It's genius, kickstarter when???
>>143994176
Play more often faget. I miss having my own clone
>>143993828
>yahir and slippy for husbandos
Ew, no.
>jokingly asked somebody to come to vore
>show up as a joke
>he shows up as a joke
>we end up erping as a joke
>we've been doing it every tuesday for months now, as a joke
>bought a train ticket, gonna go meet him irl as a joke
How do we make mimes not shit?
Every mime I see is an asshole who never mimes stuff.
anyone know where I can find the code handling 02 and Plasma explosions?
>>143994498
Look for zburn.
>>143994479
No homo tho
>>143994319
>throw dana in as the fluffy tsundere
>tfw you will never get to squeeze dana's chubby belly and cuddle with her as you stick your cock in her plump, soaking wet pussy
>you will never hear her squeak nervously as you push it deeper in
>you will never blow a hot sticky load in dana's snatch
>>143994398
I'm playing right now
>>143993912
Yred
Easy.
>>143994176
>4 hours long
I can't even play the game for 4 hours without wishing I were doing something else anymore.
>>143994694
ERP in my book is everything from setting your target to secucing, foreplay, and mcfuggin
though good mcfuggin still takes like two hours because people are slow at typing
>>143994685
That can't be right, I've been banned before.
>>143992553
>Old Blind Blackburn and Niggly as gruff Captain and the polite Librarian
>Nevill and Yahir as the talkative pair that doesn't do anything
>Bateman, Sergei and Italus as the three that die from some horrible STD two scenes into the game
>Garryck and Angelite as the do-gooders
>Willy and Hugh as the comic relief
How upset do people get when you release docile slimes into the station?
>>143994918
Legitimately docile slimes, not at all as long as you announce that you're giving out free pet slimes.
Unless they're big slimes with the face they'll probably spray them down anyways though.
>>143994806
>Do a "short" scene with a /vg/ regular because I don't want to blue ball him
>It took an hour and 3 minutes
>Most of it was spent twiddling my thumbs waiting for an emote so I can type my 12 words and go back waiting
I hope I'm bad at ERP, 'cause I can't see myself doing this more than once or three times a year.
>>143994498
More pressure equals more dev. for ttv's and explosive tank fracture "canister" bombs. zburn runs 3 times and it uses that pressure
gas properties are in setup.dm and _gas_mixture.dm
For one tank bombs in bomb.dm, multiples of this equal 1 dev each 100C/25 mol plasma <= 250C/20 mol plasma <= 400C/15 mol plasma
>>143994846
And the notes about it deleted ;)
>>143994918
Assblast to the max. They whip out the fire extinguisher as soon as they see a small one. Large slimes don't always get the boot because of the cute face indicating that they are cool. Mouse over them to see of they have a name, if not they are valid as can be, player slimes are both valid to kill and be killed.
>>143994918
Pink extracts are okay but don't be surprised when they get killed. It's just reflex for a lot of people who've gotten 1 glomp shock stunned then ate into crit without a chance to fight back
The rest will still attack when they get hungry.
>>143995174
Give us names, faggot
Was it on our server?
>>143994552
>>143995219
gracias mi familia
>>143995219
>More pressure equals more dev
Wrong, learn basic thermodynamics before trying to help someone. If you add extremely hot gas to an empty tank you'll get the most pressure but the least amount of moles, ruining the bomb and at most having it just leak a little bit of hot gas.
>>143995174
Its because he was /actually/ jacking off
>>143994487
Kill mimes that don't mime.
>>143994849
>implyign bateman or sergei could actually get an STD in the first place
Hahahahahah HAAHAHAHAh ahahahahah
lemme fix that line for you
>patrick and sergei as the hopelessly lonely autists who constantly stalk you throughout the station, making 'romantic' remarks and leaving hearts for you everywhere, eventually culminating in one of them raping you if you don't find a way to get rid of them by turning them against eachother and having them both kill eachother for your 'love'
>>143995581
don't worry I understood what he meant.
i get pv=nrt and how the reaction works
i just need to know where to look for the constants
>>143995662
What? People jerk off to ERP? I thought it was to further character development and relationships, creating a fertile environment for a more dramatic role-playing experience. I knew there was something I was forgetting to do in all of my prior ERP encounters!
>>143995809
>>143995357
I don't mind too much, since self-preservation makes sense. What color of slimes do people tend to like roaming the station?
>>143995897
Personally i just erp and then jerk off to stuff later
jerking while typing is a recipe for shit-tier antics
>wanted to make PDF with lots of formulas and graphs showing how bombmaking works
>swamped with exams and uni studies
>tfw been putting this off for months now
>tfw real life engineering hindering my 2D spaceman engineering
Oh well, if I did the bomb code would have to be changed anyway, making it useless.
>autists complaining about regular players preferring Box, the best map, over the other mostly shitty maps
You could at least do us both a favour and vote for meta which is just a slightly worse Box.
>>143995897
>never thought about it
>imagine the countless people that probably were fapping while I was writing
feelskinda hot
this server would be better if we just ported polaris' map and had it replace deff and bus as options
box, meta, and northern star
that'd be goooood shit, not to mention, NS could function as a 50-60 player map, since it's so fuckhueg
>>143996335
did someone say fist of the north star
>>143996190
Meta is good and different than box.
Ironically because it's not a shit map, shitposters don't vote for it before leaving and it's always losing to Deff and bus.
>>143996335
Porting is not as simple, they'll have to redo the power and pipenet as it has objects that aren't in our codebase. Along with the plethora of items on the station that we don't have either. I fully doubt anyone would be willing to focus on porting a map that will barely get voted in because "WE'RE NOT BAYYYY!".
>>143996190
I've been playing on box for what, 6 years now? I'm getting slightly tired of it, and I imagine anyone else who has been playing for a while is too.
I wish I were an autistic child so I could enjoy all the memeing about waifus and vox like you guys do.
>>143996579
t. killete
>>143996579
Grass is greener on the other side, my friend. Stay where you are, it's perfectly fine, I promise.
>>143996514
Maps are just put in even if people don't want them
see Bus
>>143996335
Make it in addition to bus and deff, why take away maps?
>>143996190
Meta's botany is the greatest thing.
>>143996723
Because Bus and Deff suck ass and the only people who vote for them are memers who like seeing other people get butthurt at playing deff.
>>143996845
I actually like deff, as long as I'm not security or engineering
>>143995930
Grey or one of the first step colors. (Purple, blue, metal, and orange) This is due to you only having a chance to be one of the other colors of slimes on top of the chance of the slime even spliting into another color. Play xenobio and watch as you try and split your grey slime into a metal one and never get one until the 40 min mark because fuck rng.
>>143995581
No you? That's what the bomb works off of. Final pressure after 3 passes of zburn. Guess what you need to do if you want to improve.
>>143995893
8.31. I forget the unit order but it's the L, K, kpa one
>>143996845
I actually like deff, as long as I'm security or engineering
>>143997109
Ok buddy, fill two empty tanks with super hot oxygen and plasma to 1035kPa and tell me that the bomb was strong.
>>143996136
I am currently trying to figure out and write a guidefor my own personal use
My math skeelz are rusty as hell so I envision it taking a while.
>>143997226
I like Deff and bus as long as I'm an antag in science.
>>143997290
If you're still making a bomb that way you're shit and you have no business talking toxins. More mol gives you a much higher final pressure
>>143997437
hi killette
>>143997469
Huh what a surprise, you admit that your logic was wrong but now pin it on me.
You can only fill tanks via pressure checks, genius.
>Trinity banned
>All these waifu fags
absolute fucking cancer. Jesus Christ. Good on ya mods
Man, I love reading woody got wood to you guys, always fun. Shame the librarian one didn't go so well, no portable radio like the Cargo one.
>>143997056
Eng isn't bad. Pick the SME Turn off the vends. repipe the filters out, dump plasma into the space loop. Dump the oxygen cans and 1 nitrogen into the freezers. Put a scrubber in the sme chamber and set to siphon. turn on the emitter and the vent. config the scrubber to siphon, stuff the chilled plasma into tanks and into the rad collectors for 1-2MW per collector. turn the emitter off when the crate pops.
If the heati s climbing too much check the rad collectors. If it has a lot of power put an N2 can in to slow it down. Otherwise check to make sure you configured your pumps and freezers.
Done in ~14 minutes runs for hours.
this hi killette meme is dumb and should stop.
>>143997658
>Implying anybody waifu'd Trinity
>>143997648
No it's not. More pressure makes more dev. That's what you're aiming for with your tank mixes
You can fill tanks right up to the leak pressure at 3039.75 kpa. Step up your game.
>>143997704
the best way to kill a meme is to post it ad nauseam
remember how fast railiposting died?
Haven't played spessmen in over a year. Have there been any major game play changes or codebase changes in the last 14 months or so?
Also what the fuck ever happened to Ion? We got a trailer at E3 and since then theres been precisely dick about it.
>>143997658
>Trinity banned temporarily
>Ghlor was still acting like a butthurt, escalation-happy Termed while being an acting admin
No one wins.
Also, blaming the waifufaggotry on the receiving end is dumb. Plenty of people are targeted by them without taking part of it.
>>143997841
Replying to yourself is poor form on an anonymous image board and what discussion you could have you're cutting yourself off of to pretend you're making a point to other people and building a narrative that just isn't there
>>143997970
It is waifufaggotry when people defend her when they weren't even in the round.
She made a ban worthy mistake, and if you whine at that then you are a waifufag.
>>143997868
>filling to 3039.75 kpa
how you do this
>>143997945
Explain why waifu posting never died then.
I miss Rail at this point.
>>143997963
Pomf got burned out from shitposters and generally people being douchebags. He pretty much just runs the server and steers clear of everyone. Nex actually quit for real. No major changes and nearly no changes at all outside of a couple fluff items randoms made with copy/paste. Serb's pretty much ded.
Kickscam
>>143998078
That's retarded, please tell me you're being ironic.
>>143998187
Pomf was a faggot too, people shouldn't pretend he was some amazing guy because he's not really around anymore.
That's revisionism.
>>143998087
Git fucking gud is how. Start experimenting and you'll be embarrassed you didn't figure it out already.
>>143998292
>That's retarded, please tell me you're being ironic.
What is retarded that she was banned or that waifufags got mad that she got legitimately banned?
>>143998391
Your retardation that anyone pointing out about Ghlor being a butthurt faggot about sec incompetence everyone suffers now and then without getting any bans on the officers somehow means waifufaggotry.
>>143997970
Trinity almost the exact same thing to be as him before. I'm tired of her shit. Fucking fat ass neck beard role playing a women. Disgusting too. Go play on a different server if admins bother you. I've never had them mess with me or not be understanding
>>143998582
>letting an online game upset you this much
>>143998548
Hi Trinity
>>143998684
You responded in the first place. Guess who is the real upset one, Trinity
>>143998582
Hi Killette
Also It's just one guy playing a video game over the internet, why does this annoy you so much? They fucked up and got banned for it.
Why does them probably being a guy matter, 98% of the server is male.
>>143998812
>everyone who disagrees with me is Trinity! She's everywhere! I bet she reads all of my posts and responds to them too!
It sounds like you're waifuing them just as hard
>>143998980
>Everyone is suffering!
You ARE Trinity. So full of yourself you think you're actually contributing to the server
>>143998812
hi killette
>>143998582
>EW, FEMALE CHARACTERS IN A ROLEPLAYING GAME. REMOVE THEM
You do realize nearly half of the active admins use female statics, right? And on top of that at least three are massive waifushitters that go unpunished (Niggly, Celt and Deadpool).
Oh you probably do. I bet you're a waifufag yourself and now are acting like a complete retard just to falseflag and try to get people to be sympathetic to your endless shitposting.
>>143998292
it's amazing how long he's put up with you faggots' shit
no host's lasted as long as him and the fact that he still hasn't pulled the plug despite being apathetic towards us at best is unbelievable
>>143998812
>>143999103
Trying to pin identity on an anonymous image board is a sign of having no central argument. Please stop shit posting.
>>143999103
NO YOU'RE TRINITY
YOU ARE, YOU ARE TRINITY PREWITT.
HEEEELLLLOOOO TRINITY!
HEYA TRIN, HOW'S IT DOING?
>>143993103
>going melee on the blob
I cry every time I see this repost.
>>143998909
This is you
>>143999337
>>143999314
>>143999193
>All these ass mad waifufags
>>143999337
>Yfw you're trinityI tried that anime she posts with sometimes and it's lewd/crude as fuck what the hell japan I thought you were moe
Remember when people at least were competent shitposters?
HEY TRINITY
HI, WHATS UP WITH THE ANONYMOUS SHITPOSTING, I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE SHIT.
FUCK FEMALE STATIC NAMERS, IF YOU DISAGREE I GUESS YOU TOO MUST BE TRINITY PREWITT
>>143997658
>people saving my literal clown porn crops
AHAHA
>>143999314
Your argument is just
>Waa the admins banned a total shitcurity player
>Muh feelings, that mean ghlor and his meta buddies!
>SHE DINDU NUFFIN, SHE A GOOD GORL, JUST TAKING SOMEONE OUT OF THE ROUND THAT'S NO BIG DEAL IT'S JUST A GAME OK?
>>143999683
hi trinity
>all these faggots shitposting about 'M-MUH WAIFUFAGS IS BAD' and 'M-MUH WAIFU-HATERS IS EVULZ'
You are all neckbearded manchildren.
>>143999896
>say that an admin was being a faggot
>everyone brownoses like mad, even though not once you defended their grudge victim
Every thread.
>>144000058
Calling an admin a faggot for banning a shit player shows you have feelings for that shit player. Maybe you've never had 20 minutes or more of your time wasted by Trinity's total incompetence and thirst to feel in charge
ghlor is a faggot
trinity is a faggot
you are a faggot
i am a faggot
we are all faggots
now can you faggots shut up and talk about the game instead of who's the bigger faggot
Sorry but Trinity didn't deserve a ban for that.
Stupid ass Vox nigger killing someone in cargo and then immediately making a beeline for the outside of the armory when it was announced someone was breaking in.
When will IC issues go back to being IC issues?
>>144000217
I already do that anon, i just try and read woody got wood and not get caught so Sec and everyone has a good time.
Hell, I don't even know half of the drama everyone here has, lighten up folks.
>>144000209
>Calling an admin a faggot for banning a shit player shows you have feelings for that shit player
Don't you think your shitposting is a little weak with you repeating yourself ten times every thread?
