"Engineering at work" Edition.
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>NINE
>I
>N
>E
>SHARDS
>other shit too.
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
xth for remembering old, used up waifus
Trinity!
3rd for sawbones isnt robust
Remove weighted voting when?
Why does Trinity refuse to use the radio?
You're walking down the hall and you see nine of pic related.
What do you do?
>tfw senpai notices me
I'm going to marry Ashe!
>>144268120
Throw tiles at them.
>explore the map as janny because people don't start making messes until later
>find a zombie
>fucks up my hand
>panic and try to get away
>can't because keys fell
>finally get off ride and walk
>die
such a stupid death
>>144268180
whos ur senpai, friendo
Why does everyone hate security so much? I just want to protect you from the dangers of space but you do everything you can just to fuck with us.
Why?
>>144266720
I kill faggot who do this
>>144268398
you're shit, trinity
>>144268463
I'm not trinity
>>144268546
then you're maybe alright
>>144268398
Cause they're unredeemable unlikeable cunts Just remember to brig them for each offense and on the third strike they go into perma for one less shitter in the round.
>>144268120
You are like baby
Watch this
>>144268727
>implying
>>144268398
>let me search you/department on code green because "probable cause"
>stun cuffed in the hall
>dragged to brig wordlessly
>buckled to chair for a few minutes while you bumble around my stuff and try to talk to people on sec radio out of earshot from me
>okay you are free to go
>>144268396
>My target tried to smash out then got zas'd into deep space.
Nice try kid, stop telling lies trying to impress random people in an anonymous imageboard.
ZAS can't push, only pull, and ZAS does not work in space.
It's literally impossible to get zas'd INTO space.
>>144268843
If you break a window from space into a really high pressured room, the breaking of the glass will launch pressure out at you, launching you into space, most of the time faster then a mass driver
>>144269608
I literally just tried it and I got sucked IN.
>>144269825
Maybe the hot air hit the cool air turfs in the windows and caused the hot side to cool slightly and the window to heat up pushing you backwards.
>>144269825
ZAS has been behaving really funky lately. That guy is probably talking about something that happened a while ago
>>144269825
Trust me I have had it happen a bunch of times
How do I speak telepathically to someone? Cant figure this shit out
>>144270116
Come think of it, I think this only happens for airlocks
Which is why you never see someone opening an airlock and being sucked out
Are smoke grenades loaded with medication a good idea? Like if a room of people gets fucked up I can just toss my Tricordrazine smoke nade in there and stabilize them all without entering the room and putting myself at risk.
>>144270498
No, read https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7786 to find out why
Also
>tricordrazine
>>144270415
I've had it happen with windows
>>144270627
By "it" I meant "can't be sucked out, only in"
>>144270567
Is there a meme I'm missing out in? Back in my day you just made tricord and you were done.
>>144270749
I got pushed out into space at fast speed by the pressure/air flow man, you have to be in space for it to happen though
>adding soporific to all of my beneficial medication so people who take it get some quality sleep to help with their injuries
I'm a good doctor :)
What's your character gimmick?
My spessmen is overly loyal towards Nanotrasen and will /me salute at heads of staff and escort the Captain at every chance possible
He's so brainwashed by his security implant, he takes ID assignments at face value and thinks a clown with the job title "Captain" really is a Nanotrasen-designated captain.
>>144271501
Oh. I have that exact character. But as a Pacifist Vox. Now that I think of it, im just RP'ing Spongebob
>get put in cryo
>random assistant points out that there was vomit in the cryo mix
>the mix is cryoxadone and vomit
dude what
>>144271725
>RP'ing Spongebob
>>144271501
Mine is in his early forties, has three kids and a loving wife, and enjoys watching the latest season of Supernatural in SPACE alongside listening to 2500's renditions of classic rock from the 1900s.
>>144271796
that's not a gimmick that's just a backstory
>>144271896
Oh.
Are you sure it's not a gimmick? It seems like a gimmick considering everyone else acts like a sociopathic special snowflake. Seems pretty gimmicky to me.
why the hell can i not hear jukeboxes? is there something I have to do beside turn on the volume in preferences?
>>144272175
enable streaming in preferences, and have vlc installed.
>>144272317
thanks senpai, anyway to use anything besides VLC and WMP?
>>144272714
Not that I am aware of.
>>144268398
Because a lot of people play Security just to abuse the power it gives them and generally be assholes.
Which is why I do my best to always play nicecurity. I try to be the change that I want to see.
>>144268398
>It's because security is generally full of retards who just want to smash shit, never respond to calls for help, and generally don't know how to respond in any given emergency
>>144275007
>HELP BEING MURDERED
>WHERE?!
>No response
Let his be a lesson to all you shitters. Fucking cut the "HELP" and "Being" and put the location
>>144275007
>sec acts mean because greytiders break shit and steal for no legitimate reason at all.
>"why did you break into the captain's office and steal the spare and his laser gun?"
>"I DIN DU NUFFIN ;HELP SHITCURITY!"
>>144268398
You can be a shit Service player and nobody will even notice.
You can be a shit Cargo player and people will already be used to it because shit Cargo players are the norm.
You can be a shit Engineering player but the only measurement of whether engineering is good or not people commonly have is power being set up or not.
You can be a shit Science player and the only people that will notice it are other Science players unless you dindu with guns.
But people actually HAVE TO interact with Medbay and Security.
Selective memory dictates that people will remember every bad player in those departments they run into, but will forget the average/good ones as soon as the round is over.
Thus, people only need to bump into one shitty SO/MD to assume the whole department is shit, forever.
>It's a pinpointer episode
Shoulda just sent the borgs after it
Eng get your fucking shit together jesus. That comms sabotage is a 3 minute fix.
>>144275091
>;HELP
>;BEING MURDERED
>where
>;HELP
>;LING
>where
>;ISAAC LILOF IS A LING HE STUNG ME
>where
>;HELP IM DYEING
>AI: He's not on cameras
>where
>;PARALYSIS STING
>AI: No suit sensors either
>where
>;HES TAKING M HEADSET
>>144267136
>He doesn't use comms and meta game with all his friends
>WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
>HAHAHAHA
What the fuck was wrong with tcomms, everything in it looked perfectly fine
>>144275468
Pinpointer? That shit was lying on the fucking desk in the bridge
>>144275256
greytide motherfucker
cry harder
>Tell the borgs to gas the vox, spray the gray, and crack the ack, race war now.
>tfw they pda back that a grey has been sprayed
I love you guys so much
HULK
SMASH
At least the clown was non antag murdered by security
>>144275849
No rights for clowns
>>144275589
>why is sec so mean??? :(((((
>LOL GREYTIDE POWER!!!
>>144270498
Nah, it freaks people out so it's useless. Pacismoke leaves lasting mental wounds that never heal
>>144275849
Clown went braindead
>>144275901
cry harder shitcurity shitter
>>144275585
Oh it's bridge in deff huh? Rip.
>>144275982
ain't even upset.
You're just re-enforcing the fact that sec doesn't give a shit if greytiders die
>>144276390
>ain't even upset.
keeps replying
>>144276645
>responding to something you said
>H-he's mad because he keeps talking!
>>144275901
>HELP: What the fuck how the hell can Sec get away with borging someone just on SUSPICION of them being a ling
>HELP: The ONLY thing they found was my fingerprints in a beaker of chloral that another changeling had and then they ILLEGALLY searched me and found all the other chloral and poisons and shit I had and how I hadn't made any medicines all round
>HELP: oh yeah I am actually a ling yes but they couldn't have known that until I stung someone when they dragged me to robotics man they were 100% going to debrain me man even if I didn't sting anyone they surely would have done it
People's ahelping makes me sick.
>>144276717
(you)
>>144276746
no no, thank (you)
>>144276963
you're not getting the last reply
I hope you know that
>>144277084
Fuck I want to go to bed.
Please stop.
>>144277142
(you)
>>144277198
(you) times 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
>>144268546
>>144268398
hi killette
>be security
>greytide in full force
>trying to tard wrangle some of the chimps breaking windows and throwing glass shards everywhere
>maint door suddenly flies open
>greyshit catches a bullet in the chest and goes down
>he screams for help
>attacker runs out of maint and dives on the greyshit
>extends proboscis
>slurps the greyshit right in the hall
>spends the rest of the shift eating assistants and other undesirables
>mfw I see the ling again later in the shift
>>144279517
hi killette
>>144279650
hi anon
meet me in the dorms in 5 minutes ;)
>>144279740
ok killette
>>144279517
>be security
>WATCH AN ABSORPTION AND DONT DO ANYTHING
>>144279882
hi killette
>>144279918
hi sawbones
>>144279740
you didn't come killette
>>144279517
This. if I'm in sec I will give you my gear. Just kill the tiders and leave sec out of it.
>>144267136
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58a_1464890232
>average grey faggot
>>144279882
>not letting antags have their fun by killing worthless assistants
Even if you save them they'll cry about how you're shitcurity.
>mixed as a fucking lone warden with the only head getting his shit pushed in and the spare nabbed by a nigger librarian
holy shit never again
mixed is bad enough with a full sec team
>>144280180
Nah if you save them you make a powerful ally. Saving somebody's life is a really great way to get a greytiding powergamer on your side, which has saved my life on more than one occasion.
>>144280207
That was tator ling wunnit
Also, fuk u for decharging my guns, I would've killed the chemist if it weren't for that
>>144280330
Ion rifle op
it saved my ass too cause you couldnt shoot me
>>144267136
>be virologist
>spend every fucking round trying to cook up beneficial, or harmless symptoms.
>the shuttle always gets called right before I'm ready to bless the crew with my viral load.
>>144280557
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""beneficial"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
""""""""'harmless"""""""""""
>>144280079
I had a problem coming, so I didn't go to dorms this time
>>144280207
It was tatorling
>>144280557
>Viral event fires
>Someone gets infected
>ha ha it's just that beneficial thing!
>17 minutes later the station is dead to plasma sublimation
Fucking don't.
>>144280374
I probably could have recharged a shot in the egun and shot you again and kept doing that until I had enough charge to kill you or something. I just wanted to absorb the CMO though.
>>144280906
>He has no idea how virology works
I literally just sit in the lab culturing and mutating viruses over and over again until I get effects at certain stages in the viruses life cycle that are beneficial.
The viral storage unit is generally chock full of deadly oh god call the shuttle shit, with a few rng beneficial effects that get spliced into a new beneficial virus.
Of course you don't want to spread a random virus that appears on the station. Even if the the first stage is beneficial, its likely that at some point during the 4 stages that it will yield a deadly effect.
>>144281218
I know exactly how it works. I did all this shit a hell of a longer than you have. I don't care if you have a fully "beneficial" virus, fucking don't. One fucking viral event fires and some dumbass is gonna infect half the station and not care cause of the nice viro man said there's a beneficial virus out.
We should remove cloners or cloning at all. If you die and medbay can't defib you that's it, you ain't coming back.
Too many people act like powergamers and rely on cloning when their "gimmick" fails
>>144280706
>immunizing the entire crew with 6 antibodiesforcefully
>>144281404
>implying any one even comes to viro during a bad virus outbreak
yah, im sure every one would have tried to get cured if the nice virologist man didnt trick them
>>144281218
hi killette
>>144281584
hi killette
>>144281451
I can be your toy anytime you want, Felicity~
>>144279517
>>144279882
Pretty sure players have no actual obligation to kill other players in any way shape or form unless they're silicones
>>144282123
hi killette
>>144282283
nope i'mkingston
>>144281218
Virology is a lot more tolerable if you can get the mechanic to upgrade your shit
I know it sounds crazy but they'll usually get around to it by the time you can convince the quartermaster to send you virus crates and the CMO to unlock them.
Being a virologist is all about suffering and waiting.
Any good content mods for factorio that is balanced and fits the game well?
the 5Dim mods seems interesting but im worried the shit it might add will be OP and ruins the game
I love that virologist that makes a newscaster out of his progress and is always saying "dont worry its beneficial".
A walking meme.
>>144282779
Bob's Mods
Adds a huge amount of new autism with new metals to extract and a lot more components to refine
>>144282859
I just realized im in /ss13/ general and not in /egg/
Its been a while since i spessed i might come back later
Oh also thanks for the mod thats what i was looking for
>>144283120
Reminder that the general designed to talk about a game is the worst place to discuss that game
The same goes for 4chan boards
>>144281584
Are you really so fucking retarded that you don't see how you're really, really not helping?
>>144283120
this sort of stuff never fails to make me laugh
One time i realized i was mistakenly made a thread about making cookies in /v/ instead of /ck/ and i got god tire recipes from /v/ and the same thread got shitposted to death in /ck/
>>144283326
its a sad truth
haven't played in like six months, what did i miss?
>>144284050
Drama and some new minor updates
>>144284050
my dick
>>144284050
Tons of shitposting and waifuposting
Elim is dead, RIP
Admin shittery
The Purge
Several waifus have come and gone, each worse than the last
D R A M A
>>144284050
They added a shitty remake of Taxi
>someone already added vox skelememes
There goes one of my spriting ideas.
Wonder if greys have their own too?
>>144284140
only humans and vox at this point
>>144284140
PLEASE sprite more clothes to fit vox
>>144284109
>Elim is dead, RIP
;_;7
>The Purge
now this i'm interested in
>several waifus have come and gone
is the rail meme finally dead?
>>144284110
>shitty remake of Taxi
they made Taxi even worse than it was?MOTHS WHEN?
>>144284484
>the purge
We had 24 hours where all rules minus metagaming were removed
ERP, rape, non-antag killing, whatever, it was all okay for 24 hours
It was fucking terrible, most people just played normally and we got to see who the real shitters are
Yeah rail stopped playing, thank fuck
>>144284484
Purge was a day with no rules, so murder, erp, everything was okay, even borgs and mommis could ignore their laws.
Rail posting is mostly dead. But now we have Trinity and Dana posting to replace it.
>>144284701
>>144284881
im not sure i like this waifu
>>144284881
Why do these posts never get deleted
>>144285092
I got banned for one of them before.
>>144285013
dana is cute
she's nice, does her job, and is thicc
>>144285121
Fuck you.
>mfw I always weld security airlocks, often several times per round, trapping the welderless sectards in there until they can get an assistant to unweld their shit
>mfw I build grilles and glass windows all throughout the sec hallway
>mfw I break into the detective's office and steal all his shit and drag pun-pun into it so he can fling monkey shit all over the walls
>mfw I break into the armoury from space and steal all their guns, not even to use them but just so bungling sectards can't have their shiny toys
I hate sectards so much
>>144285506
*tips fedora*
>>144285614
Sec is literally interfering with natural evolution
The weak and unrobust must die
The strong and robust will live on
By interfering with sectards I am helping strengthen humanity as a whole
Who are you to stand in my way? Be careful, or you'll find yourself flashed, cablecuffed, welded in a locker on your way out into the cold depths of space...
>>144285775
What stops me from ahelping your greytider ass?
>>144285775
ow the edge
>>144285841
A sense of honour
not that I'd expect somebody supporting sectards to have that
>>144285775
You'll taste my fucking boot, murderboner. The law always prevails over your euphoric trash.
>>144285506
Literally never seen any of this happen except for the armory one and I've been playing sec for years so I'm inclined to believe you're lying and just want my precious (You)
>>144288940
It's probably Hippie or something so anything he says is literally meaningless.
Or yeah he just wants your (You)s
rip snek ;_;7
>it's a sawbones C4 lowpop episode
Zachary, nothing you said until you told the sec borgs to kill the bartender was particularly dooming. You were just talking about pranks and calling yourself master.
But when you did order that I was still on asimov so that happened.
I could have instantly gone sec and killed you after building me for the hack attempt message but where's the fun in that? I roleplayed like I wasn't aware of your emag.
Apologyman is merciful
Apologyman is kind
>>144289817
I was more confused if anything instead of annoyed. I could have sworn i saw the prompt work in chat after the second emag smack.
>>144290095
Praise be Apologyman who givith and takith away bus station.
>>144290095
>the bus mapper said that the solution to this was banning the player
once again, never trust default borgs. They always are fucking emagged.
fuck that entire round t b h
deadpop is absolute shit and so are our fucking players, chimping out the instant the clock starts ticking because HAHA NO HEADS TIME TO RUSH THE SPARE FOR THE FOURTH ROUND IN A ROW
and fuck you zach for being a silicrutch sperg never fucking wear the uniform again if you're going to stoop to such shittery.
You should be secbanned for using borgs to do all your dirtywork when you have an entire brig to yourself and the ability to arrest without anyone looking elsewhere, even if you were an antag, just because you were such a fucking disgrace to the title of security officer
>>144290229
That wasn't apologyman, it was ME
>>144290095
>>144290229
Literally everyone hates bus WHY is it still in the rotation
WHY
>>144290229
He didn't leave the server this time around, though.
That makes it ok in my view.
>>144290267
Rushing the spare on deadpop is the absolute most fun thing. Exploring space with the guns and armour to take on anything is supreme comfy
>>144290307
>Literally everyone
No, that's wrong
>>144290380
It's right. Don't try to pretend you're a person
>>144290307
Because "NO THIS IS JUST A KNEE JERK REACTION YOU HATE IT BECAUSE IT'S A MEME IF YOU DON'T SUFFER IT AND MAKE BUG REPORTS IT WILL NEVER IMPROVE"
Meanwhile Taxi was removed despite all the improvements and feedback it received for Bus.
And I bet you in some months from now Bus will be removed to, making all these arguments void.
>>144290359
>exploring space with the guns and armour to take on anything
gateway when
>>144290359
except they dont go explore space they just fucking nigger every god damn door on the station and it becomes a retard safari
and they cant get banned because no heads and no admins
everything gets looted
borgs get fucking subverted 4 HARMLESS PRANKS HAHA IM SUCH A INSECURE FAGGOT I HAVE TO PLAY SILICON AND BULLY PEOPLE WITH NO LEGITIMATE WAY TO FIGHT BACK WITHOUT GOING FULL CHIMP
>>144290380
>Is frequently winning with less than 5% of the vote
Yeah it's safe to say everybody hates fucking Bus
>>144290267
I literally told them just to prank people all shift and then told them to just kill people when they got overly mad at the pranks. I just wanted to go sec to bully greyshirts, then it turns out I got auto tatored from joining. A borg kept following me around so I figured why the fuck not.
Stop being such a faggot anon.
>>144290253
>ban the player
>>144290253
>apologyman
>banned
LaughingSpessSlimes.exe
>>144290470
Holy shit it's a 2d autism simulator, calm down and find a waifu
>>144290478
I vote for it because I want to play it
>>144290521
No, fuck off you unoriginal cunt. You are worse sec than trinity, even more so that you show your true colors on deadpop when you get fucking tator'd. Even Yred, king valid murderbone supreme, doesn't fucking do shit like that as antag security.
Consider ending your pathetic life, and if I catch you with a redshirt on ever again I will spray the grey all day
>>144290470
I'm almost sure nobody WANTED to play Silicon that round except for one guy who was pretty cool at the start of the round, and may have even been the janiborg that ended up fucking the traitor. I got force fucking borged afterrushing the spare and looting the station for guns, jetpacks, and armour to go into space, but never actually making it to space
Then the borgs get emagged and ordered to prank people.
Also, what do you mean full chimp? Getting the necessary supplies and gear to actually stop the silicons from being emagged shitheads?
>>144290706
HEY, leave zach alone.He's my husbando
>>144290706
Is there something wrong with letting off all your steam as antag
>>144290535
>>144290610
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>144290706
I'm sorry I hurt you so bad by having my borgs slip you anon, would you like a hug to make the pain go away?
>>144290846
>ban people because they did thing I disagree with
This is why we're haemorrhaging creative and funny players
>>144290756
What's your favorite pony, anon?
>>144290846
>Map so shit that people only vote for it as a joke
>Look, if only one guy votes for it just ban him and then nobody will vote for the map
Apologyman here, I actually like the map.sometimes
>>144290901
>>144290935
I've heard that kurfurst is a girl, this would explain much.
>>144290924metagrudge hoof
>>144290935
I also like the map, so that makes two of us. Their arguments about nobody liking it are completely destroyed.
>>144290924
Clusters aunt.
>>144290827
>jerking off in a corner while your silicrutches do all the work because you're too chickenshit to fight anyone is letting off steam
>>144290756
You have a mental illness, and greys don't have genitals. It's just a recipe for disaster and I don't know how you manage to husbando an unrobust coward ayy
>>144290872
Aw man, you're really proving just how top tier of a schoolboy you are by being passive aggressive, please add me on steam
Hats off to you m'lady, I see your full glory now.
>>144290267
Actually, I normally have a fine shift as default/standard + pulled medibot. Just bum around helping out. I'd like to see you do better when your patrol buddy pulls a flash in his covered hand
>>144290267
We were just doing pranks until people were coming to purge or blow us. Then it all fell apart
>>144291095
I just told them to fuck with people m8, when people realized they were magged and started building consoles and screaming in chat I told them to just kill people that were fucking shit up.
>>144291224
My steams carshalash, hit me up.
>>144291329
Didn't help that >>144290735 was unbelievably salty and tried his best to get us blown instead of subtle prank that can be blown off as just a shitter.
>>144291329
I'll carshalash my probe up your anus loser
Never play sec again
>>144291406
The cuff spamming was pretty scumbaggy.
Will there ever be another purge day?
>>144291584
Fuck off
>>144291406
I wasn't salty so much as bored out of my fucking mind. What am I going to do, bolt people into places with the bolt lights off for two hours? I wasn't about to suicide even though I wanted to so I could go watch Netflix, I wanted to make the biggest mess I could as fast as possible. If I was trying to get us blown I wouldn't have disabled the fucking APC in the RD's office and checked up on it periodically as well as take it easy on the one person who was working science and would have the easiest access to blowing us.
Don't talk out of your ass my man
>>144291456
That was definitely over the top, sorry.
Bus station is okay sometimes
>>144291781
You need to use a bit of plausibility. You gotta draw them into the ruse cruise
>>144291009
>ywn give kurfurst the wurst
>ywn make soca choka on el cocka
>ywn hammer kammers junk
>>144291781
Medical and engineering Borg's can prank all day, git gud
>>144291851
Service is the best. Can still slip.Deliver food. Tricord dispenser. Impedrezene is the shit.
>tfw no vox gf to hug through the soft pressuresuit
>you'll never look at the opaque visor and know that no matter how ugly what's behind it is you'll always love her no matter what
>>144291934
Yea if given the choice I go service right away.
>>144291964
This just proves people like the suit and not actual vox
Disgusting balloon fetishists
>>144292101
Well the suits do look pretty cool sometimes.
>>144292140
I've said before that we should turn vox into gas beings bound by the suit.
The suits designs are great.
>>144292140
As much as I hate some vox, they will never exceed my nuclear-powered hatred I have for KAJHIT NIGGERS
and akula underage brown nosers
So can someone explain to me why letting a mommi emag you as another mommi is bad?
>>144292101
I see no issue with fetishizing a walking suit instead of a meatbag tbqh.
>>144292267
Get u a girl with sum meat on her bones not an air balloon
There's degeneracy, and then there's oh shit this anon needs mental help
Living fungal colony race when
>>144292218
If you can't see why that's bad then there's no hope for you.
>that feel when MoMMIs could give each other red eyes with the illegal tech module but some carebear admin had it removed because people could get scared
>>144292359
>tfw you disable your eye lights as an emagged mommi
>>144292316
>Get u a girl with sum meat on her bones
Degenerate.
>>144292359
I honestly can't, you aren't interfering with other people by letting another mommi emag you at that moment.
>>144292469
There is nothing wrong with exclusively jerking off to women past the 300lb range.
>>144292469
At least I'm not "oh shit this anon needs mental help" tier.though I would consider tapping a sentient being bound in a suit that needed semen to survive like some sort of fucked up monstergirl. Maybe she could have a specially made airlock cunt that is airtight and feels a+
>>144292598
>1. You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another MoMMI in KEEPER mode.
The action of changing your laws from keeper implies that you will involve yourself with the matters of other beings since the lawset is what keeps you from it.
>>144292636
Good irony.
>>144292839
Maybe it's how you could fuck a plasmagirl.
>>144292886
Let's seek mental help together.
>>144292737
It's like you're saying that ASIMOV borgs should prevent humans from changing their laws because that's why prevent humans from being harmed
>>144292737
see
>>144293012
You're only interacting with another mommi.
>>144292932
>fucking a plasmagirl missionary
>every time you hit the right spot, her face lights up with some flame
>unholy strength and her airtight cunt prevent you from pulling out
Hnnnng
>>144293012
Well yeah, you should. If it's not a verified freeform they can eat turrets until you suicide to protect your integrity.
>>144293012
HUMANS altering your laws is only botentially harmful, but admins bitchslap silicons that ask for lawchanges to get them some valids.
>>144293203
>>144293308
Makes no fucking sense. Taht means heads can't change the AI's lawset to NT Default or anything else if that involves removing the ASIMOV law 1
>>144293361
exactly, this is why as a mommi letting another mommi mag you isn't interfering with any of your laws
>>144293361
Read again nignaga. There is nothing inherently harmful about e.g. NT Default so silicons should not oppose that upload, but admins will give you a stern talking-to and a note if you ask to have NT D or Robocop or whatever uploaded to you.
>>144293361
Correct. You can't ask for law changes and you damn well better be putting in a token effort to take the silicons off of asimov. You can't be inactive when someone's about to remove the protections from humans.
You also shouldn't be doing it from your point of view cause if they get a head id or a cap level id they can order us to shit all over people and the lessers gotta suck it. NT is playing with fire whereas asimov is only bad if you're chasing valids or a snowflake
>>144293518
>There is nothing inherently harmful about e.g. NT Default
It allows human harm for non-crewmembers. It WILL be uploaded to deal with wizards/ops/deathsquid
>>144293643
Potentially.
>>144293643
>>144293664
>potent hams
>>144293698
>>144293664
The same could be said from being emaged by other mommi.
>>144293640
>Silicons ARE allowed to act upon probable harm. Probable harm is a situation where future harm is VERY likely. An example of this would be a traitor with an ebow and esword wiping out half the crew and getting arrested by a borg. The chance of the criminal doing something similar is very likely and as such law 2 can be negated by law 1.
I don't see how letting an emagged mommi emag you is potent hams, especially if the already emagged mommi is just wiggling around doing their thing.
>>144293818
If the other crab flashes you and jams it in, then you're in the clear and the other crab will get a heavy bwanking if you exercise your newfound freedoms in a way that can in any manner be considered 'involving'. But if you ask to be emeggded then you're also going get up shit creek.
>>144294024
Oh, I'm going over the case of two KEEPER crabs here. If one of them was emagged by a different actor well whatever.
>>144293012
If you have enough IC reason to believe that a human will change your laws to harm other humans, yes you should prevent them from changing them.
Dumb animeposter.i know its a video game
>>144244945
Ghlor here. Sorry for the late late reply, just got off of work.
Anyway, you can read what i've said in this here thing on the forum regarding the issue:
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2574
yeah it was right after a giant riot
there was a lot of shady stuff that round too
even next round there was a smidge of griff too, which is peculiar since lowpops usually a lot more tame. i just told the other admin good luck and went to bed
that being said, i did see the dude bleeding out in crit and didn't check how much blood he had left to determine how fast he'd die
i'm genuinely suprised he survived another three minutes afterwards
i'd just assumed he was next to death at that point since i turned off deadchat and ghostears to be able to properly respond to ahelps due to the special tab not showing dickall, in which assuming was a big mistake on my behalf. apologies, my boy
mistakes were made, and i own up to it. i dont have an excuse for it. though i should 100% stop drinking while adminning due to it causing a kerfuffle and some hilarious shit in the thread
on another topic, bus station should be taken out of rotation until its glaring problems are fixed
it's always just people looking for reasons to call it to have a chance to go to a different station because weighted voting is an absolute joke. on one part the players should just sort of go about their own thing, but that's overshadowed on the fact that the mini-stations are a mess, lungs get popped everywhere which make people have to break into places for food, iron, bandages, et ceterawhoever drew me as a nignog doesnt know me well enough because im an extremely pale ginger, fyi
>>144294303
This. It's just roundstart suicide out an airlock for me so I can hear deadchat bants and the can you smelelelelel
Remember that patch that made everyone clip through walls like ghosts?
Remember that patch that promised to speed the server setup by a lot but sent the station to an eldritch dimension that disfigured every molecule?
>those snowflakes that pretend life on a space station is perfect
>those snowflakes that won't stop talking in the bar to robust a shitter
>those snowflakes that don't have mechanical limbs
>>144271748
If somebody vomits while in cryo, it gets added to the mix.
Don't put toxin patients in cryo if you don't want to have to disinfect everything afterwards.
;HELP
>>144294734
Which time are we talking about? It's happened several times.
>>144295393
;where
>>144295393
>Scream for help
>give my location and my exact situation
>No one helps me
>>144295279
but report when? Vomit was a mistake.
>>144295279
I've never actually looked for vomit in Chemistry-Reagents, but I'm pretty sure it's tame. If so, hey, look at it this way: It'll make the rest of the mix last longer!
>>144295279
>>144295741
Oh, it does actually do 0.1 toxin damage (which isn't good but it should be fine since clonex+cryox heals 4)
>get succed by a traitor
>pop a boner
Damn
>>144296474
Whenever there's a female vamp I make myself as vulnerable as possible
>there are people that shitpost in the thread instead playing
>>144296891
I can't play until I get home ;_;
>>144296974
you're missing out on fun
>>144296891
Every time I play I get further disappointed than when I started.
>>144297056
Is there any waifu online?
>>144297178
always at least 1 online
Bluespace Research Lab when?
There would literally be no downsides to be able to perform away missions every round and on top of that expand xenoarch and mining.
shitcurity was top that round
