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>NINE
>I
>N
>E
>SHARDS
>other shit too.
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
xth for remembering old, used up waifus
Trinity!
3rd for sawbones isnt robust
Remove weighted voting when?
Why does Trinity refuse to use the radio?
You're walking down the hall and you see nine of pic related.
What do you do?
>tfw senpai notices me
I'm going to marry Ashe!
>>144268120
Throw tiles at them.
>explore the map as janny because people don't start making messes until later
>find a zombie
>fucks up my hand
>panic and try to get away
>can't because keys fell
>finally get off ride and walk
>die
such a stupid death
>>144268180
whos ur senpai, friendo
Why does everyone hate security so much? I just want to protect you from the dangers of space but you do everything you can just to fuck with us.
Why?
>>144266720
I kill faggot who do this
>>144268398
you're shit, trinity
>>144268463
I'm not trinity
>>144268546
then you're maybe alright
>>144268398
Cause they're unredeemable unlikeable cunts Just remember to brig them for each offense and on the third strike they go into perma for one less shitter in the round.
>>144268120
You are like baby
Watch this
>>144268727
>implying
>>144268398
>let me search you/department on code green because "probable cause"
>stun cuffed in the hall
>dragged to brig wordlessly
>buckled to chair for a few minutes while you bumble around my stuff and try to talk to people on sec radio out of earshot from me
>okay you are free to go
>>144268396
>My target tried to smash out then got zas'd into deep space.
Nice try kid, stop telling lies trying to impress random people in an anonymous imageboard.
ZAS can't push, only pull, and ZAS does not work in space.
It's literally impossible to get zas'd INTO space.
>>144268843
If you break a window from space into a really high pressured room, the breaking of the glass will launch pressure out at you, launching you into space, most of the time faster then a mass driver
>>144269608
I literally just tried it and I got sucked IN.
>>144269825
Maybe the hot air hit the cool air turfs in the windows and caused the hot side to cool slightly and the window to heat up pushing you backwards.
>>144269825
ZAS has been behaving really funky lately. That guy is probably talking about something that happened a while ago
>>144269825
Trust me I have had it happen a bunch of times
How do I speak telepathically to someone? Cant figure this shit out
>>144270116
Come think of it, I think this only happens for airlocks
Which is why you never see someone opening an airlock and being sucked out
Are smoke grenades loaded with medication a good idea? Like if a room of people gets fucked up I can just toss my Tricordrazine smoke nade in there and stabilize them all without entering the room and putting myself at risk.
>>144270498
No, read https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7786 to find out why
Also
>tricordrazine
>>144270415
I've had it happen with windows
>>144270627
By "it" I meant "can't be sucked out, only in"
>>144270567
Is there a meme I'm missing out in? Back in my day you just made tricord and you were done.
>>144270749
I got pushed out into space at fast speed by the pressure/air flow man, you have to be in space for it to happen though
>adding soporific to all of my beneficial medication so people who take it get some quality sleep to help with their injuries
I'm a good doctor :)
What's your character gimmick?
My spessmen is overly loyal towards Nanotrasen and will /me salute at heads of staff and escort the Captain at every chance possible
He's so brainwashed by his security implant, he takes ID assignments at face value and thinks a clown with the job title "Captain" really is a Nanotrasen-designated captain.
>>144271501
Oh. I have that exact character. But as a Pacifist Vox. Now that I think of it, im just RP'ing Spongebob
>get put in cryo
>random assistant points out that there was vomit in the cryo mix
>the mix is cryoxadone and vomit
dude what
>>144271725
>RP'ing Spongebob
>>144271501
Mine is in his early forties, has three kids and a loving wife, and enjoys watching the latest season of Supernatural in SPACE alongside listening to 2500's renditions of classic rock from the 1900s.
>>144271796
that's not a gimmick that's just a backstory
>>144271896
Oh.
Are you sure it's not a gimmick? It seems like a gimmick considering everyone else acts like a sociopathic special snowflake. Seems pretty gimmicky to me.
why the hell can i not hear jukeboxes? is there something I have to do beside turn on the volume in preferences?
>>144272175
enable streaming in preferences, and have vlc installed.
>>144272317
thanks senpai, anyway to use anything besides VLC and WMP?
>>144272714
Not that I am aware of.
>>144268398
Because a lot of people play Security just to abuse the power it gives them and generally be assholes.
Which is why I do my best to always play nicecurity. I try to be the change that I want to see.
>>144268398
>It's because security is generally full of retards who just want to smash shit, never respond to calls for help, and generally don't know how to respond in any given emergency
>>144275007
>HELP BEING MURDERED
>WHERE?!
>No response
Let his be a lesson to all you shitters. Fucking cut the "HELP" and "Being" and put the location
>>144275007
>sec acts mean because greytiders break shit and steal for no legitimate reason at all.
>"why did you break into the captain's office and steal the spare and his laser gun?"
>"I DIN DU NUFFIN ;HELP SHITCURITY!"
>>144268398
You can be a shit Service player and nobody will even notice.
You can be a shit Cargo player and people will already be used to it because shit Cargo players are the norm.
You can be a shit Engineering player but the only measurement of whether engineering is good or not people commonly have is power being set up or not.
You can be a shit Science player and the only people that will notice it are other Science players unless you dindu with guns.
But people actually HAVE TO interact with Medbay and Security.
Selective memory dictates that people will remember every bad player in those departments they run into, but will forget the average/good ones as soon as the round is over.
Thus, people only need to bump into one shitty SO/MD to assume the whole department is shit, forever.
>It's a pinpointer episode
Shoulda just sent the borgs after it
Eng get your fucking shit together jesus. That comms sabotage is a 3 minute fix.
>>144275091
>;HELP
>;BEING MURDERED
>where
>;HELP
>;LING
>where
>;ISAAC LILOF IS A LING HE STUNG ME
>where
>;HELP IM DYEING
>AI: He's not on cameras
>where
>;PARALYSIS STING
>AI: No suit sensors either
>where
>;HES TAKING M HEADSET
>>144267136
>He doesn't use comms and meta game with all his friends
>WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
>HAHAHAHA
What the fuck was wrong with tcomms, everything in it looked perfectly fine
>>144275468
Pinpointer? That shit was lying on the fucking desk in the bridge
>>144275256
greytide motherfucker
cry harder
>Tell the borgs to gas the vox, spray the gray, and crack the ack, race war now.
>tfw they pda back that a grey has been sprayed
I love you guys so much
HULK
SMASH
At least the clown was non antag murdered by security
>>144275849
No rights for clowns
>>144275589
>why is sec so mean??? :(((((
>LOL GREYTIDE POWER!!!
>>144270498
Nah, it freaks people out so it's useless. Pacismoke leaves lasting mental wounds that never heal
>>144275849
Clown went braindead
>>144275901
cry harder shitcurity shitter
>>144275585
Oh it's bridge in deff huh? Rip.
>>144275982
ain't even upset.
You're just re-enforcing the fact that sec doesn't give a shit if greytiders die
>>144276390
>ain't even upset.
keeps replying
>>144276645
>responding to something you said
>H-he's mad because he keeps talking!
>>144275901
>HELP: What the fuck how the hell can Sec get away with borging someone just on SUSPICION of them being a ling
>HELP: The ONLY thing they found was my fingerprints in a beaker of chloral that another changeling had and then they ILLEGALLY searched me and found all the other chloral and poisons and shit I had and how I hadn't made any medicines all round
>HELP: oh yeah I am actually a ling yes but they couldn't have known that until I stung someone when they dragged me to robotics man they were 100% going to debrain me man even if I didn't sting anyone they surely would have done it
People's ahelping makes me sick.
>>144276717
(you)
>>144276746
no no, thank (you)
>>144276963
you're not getting the last reply
I hope you know that
>>144277084
Fuck I want to go to bed.
Please stop.
>>144277142
(you)
>>144277198
(you) times 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
>>144268546
>>144268398
hi killette
>be security
>greytide in full force
>trying to tard wrangle some of the chimps breaking windows and throwing glass shards everywhere
>maint door suddenly flies open
>greyshit catches a bullet in the chest and goes down
>he screams for help
>attacker runs out of maint and dives on the greyshit
>extends proboscis
>slurps the greyshit right in the hall
>spends the rest of the shift eating assistants and other undesirables
>mfw I see the ling again later in the shift
>>144279517
hi killette
>>144279650
hi anon
meet me in the dorms in 5 minutes ;)
>>144279740
ok killette
>>144279517
>be security
>WATCH AN ABSORPTION AND DONT DO ANYTHING
>>144279882
hi killette
>>144279918
hi sawbones
>>144279740
you didn't come killette
>>144279517
This. if I'm in sec I will give you my gear. Just kill the tiders and leave sec out of it.
>>144267136
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58a_1464890232
>average grey faggot
>>144279882
>not letting antags have their fun by killing worthless assistants
Even if you save them they'll cry about how you're shitcurity.
>mixed as a fucking lone warden with the only head getting his shit pushed in and the spare nabbed by a nigger librarian
holy shit never again
mixed is bad enough with a full sec team
>>144280180
Nah if you save them you make a powerful ally. Saving somebody's life is a really great way to get a greytiding powergamer on your side, which has saved my life on more than one occasion.
>>144280207
That was tator ling wunnit
Also, fuk u for decharging my guns, I would've killed the chemist if it weren't for that
>>144280330
Ion rifle op
it saved my ass too cause you couldnt shoot me
>>144267136
>be virologist
>spend every fucking round trying to cook up beneficial, or harmless symptoms.
>the shuttle always gets called right before I'm ready to bless the crew with my viral load.
>>144280557
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""beneficial"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
""""""""'harmless"""""""""""
>>144280079
I had a problem coming, so I didn't go to dorms this time
>>144280207
It was tatorling
>>144280557
>Viral event fires
>Someone gets infected
>ha ha it's just that beneficial thing!
>17 minutes later the station is dead to plasma sublimation
Fucking don't.
>>144280374
I probably could have recharged a shot in the egun and shot you again and kept doing that until I had enough charge to kill you or something. I just wanted to absorb the CMO though.
>>144280906
>He has no idea how virology works
I literally just sit in the lab culturing and mutating viruses over and over again until I get effects at certain stages in the viruses life cycle that are beneficial.
The viral storage unit is generally chock full of deadly oh god call the shuttle shit, with a few rng beneficial effects that get spliced into a new beneficial virus.
Of course you don't want to spread a random virus that appears on the station. Even if the the first stage is beneficial, its likely that at some point during the 4 stages that it will yield a deadly effect.
>>144281218
I know exactly how it works. I did all this shit a hell of a longer than you have. I don't care if you have a fully "beneficial" virus, fucking don't. One fucking viral event fires and some dumbass is gonna infect half the station and not care cause of the nice viro man said there's a beneficial virus out.
We should remove cloners or cloning at all. If you die and medbay can't defib you that's it, you ain't coming back.
Too many people act like powergamers and rely on cloning when their "gimmick" fails
>>144280706
>immunizing the entire crew with 6 antibodiesforcefully
>>144281404
>implying any one even comes to viro during a bad virus outbreak
yah, im sure every one would have tried to get cured if the nice virologist man didnt trick them
>>144281218
hi killette
>>144281584
hi killette
>>144281451
I can be your toy anytime you want, Felicity~
>>144279517
>>144279882
Pretty sure players have no actual obligation to kill other players in any way shape or form unless they're silicones
>>144282123
hi killette
>>144282283
nope i'mkingston
>>144281218
Virology is a lot more tolerable if you can get the mechanic to upgrade your shit
I know it sounds crazy but they'll usually get around to it by the time you can convince the quartermaster to send you virus crates and the CMO to unlock them.
Being a virologist is all about suffering and waiting.
Any good content mods for factorio that is balanced and fits the game well?
the 5Dim mods seems interesting but im worried the shit it might add will be OP and ruins the game
I love that virologist that makes a newscaster out of his progress and is always saying "dont worry its beneficial".
A walking meme.
>>144282779
Bob's Mods
Adds a huge amount of new autism with new metals to extract and a lot more components to refine
>>144282859
I just realized im in /ss13/ general and not in /egg/
Its been a while since i spessed i might come back later
Oh also thanks for the mod thats what i was looking for
>>144283120
Reminder that the general designed to talk about a game is the worst place to discuss that game
The same goes for 4chan boards
>>144281584
Are you really so fucking retarded that you don't see how you're really, really not helping?
>>144283120
this sort of stuff never fails to make me laugh
One time i realized i was mistakenly made a thread about making cookies in /v/ instead of /ck/ and i got god tire recipes from /v/ and the same thread got shitposted to death in /ck/
>>144283326
its a sad truth
haven't played in like six months, what did i miss?
>>144284050
Drama and some new minor updates
>>144284050
my dick
>>144284050
Tons of shitposting and waifuposting
Elim is dead, RIP
Admin shittery
The Purge
Several waifus have come and gone, each worse than the last
D R A M A
>>144284050
They added a shitty remake of Taxi
>someone already added vox skelememes
There goes one of my spriting ideas.
Wonder if greys have their own too?
>>144284140
only humans and vox at this point
>>144284140
PLEASE sprite more clothes to fit vox
>>144284109
>Elim is dead, RIP
;_;7
>The Purge
now this i'm interested in
>several waifus have come and gone
is the rail meme finally dead?
>>144284110
>shitty remake of Taxi
they made Taxi even worse than it was?MOTHS WHEN?
>>144284484
>the purge
We had 24 hours where all rules minus metagaming were removed
ERP, rape, non-antag killing, whatever, it was all okay for 24 hours
It was fucking terrible, most people just played normally and we got to see who the real shitters are
Yeah rail stopped playing, thank fuck
>>144284484
Purge was a day with no rules, so murder, erp, everything was okay, even borgs and mommis could ignore their laws.
Rail posting is mostly dead. But now we have Trinity and Dana posting to replace it.
>>144284701
>>144284881
im not sure i like this waifu
>>144284881
Why do these posts never get deleted
>>144285092
I got banned for one of them before.
>>144285013
dana is cute
she's nice, does her job, and is thicc
>>144285121
Fuck you.
>mfw I always weld security airlocks, often several times per round, trapping the welderless sectards in there until they can get an assistant to unweld their shit
>mfw I build grilles and glass windows all throughout the sec hallway
>mfw I break into the detective's office and steal all his shit and drag pun-pun into it so he can fling monkey shit all over the walls
>mfw I break into the armoury from space and steal all their guns, not even to use them but just so bungling sectards can't have their shiny toys
I hate sectards so much
>>144285506
*tips fedora*
>>144285614
Sec is literally interfering with natural evolution
The weak and unrobust must die
The strong and robust will live on
By interfering with sectards I am helping strengthen humanity as a whole
Who are you to stand in my way? Be careful, or you'll find yourself flashed, cablecuffed, welded in a locker on your way out into the cold depths of space...
>>144285775
What stops me from ahelping your greytider ass?
>>144285775
ow the edge
>>144285841
A sense of honour
not that I'd expect somebody supporting sectards to have that
>>144285775
You'll taste my fucking boot, murderboner. The law always prevails over your euphoric trash.
>>144285506
Literally never seen any of this happen except for the armory one and I've been playing sec for years so I'm inclined to believe you're lying and just want my precious (You)
>>144288940
It's probably Hippie or something so anything he says is literally meaningless.
Or yeah he just wants your (You)s
rip snek ;_;7
>it's a sawbones C4 lowpop episode
Zachary, nothing you said until you told the sec borgs to kill the bartender was particularly dooming. You were just talking about pranks and calling yourself master.
But when you did order that I was still on asimov so that happened.
I could have instantly gone sec and killed you after building me for the hack attempt message but where's the fun in that? I roleplayed like I wasn't aware of your emag.
Apologyman is merciful
Apologyman is kind
>>144289817
I was more confused if anything instead of annoyed. I could have sworn i saw the prompt work in chat after the second emag smack.
>>144290095
Praise be Apologyman who givith and takith away bus station.
>>144290095
>the bus mapper said that the solution to this was banning the player
once again, never trust default borgs. They always are fucking emagged.
fuck that entire round t b h
deadpop is absolute shit and so are our fucking players, chimping out the instant the clock starts ticking because HAHA NO HEADS TIME TO RUSH THE SPARE FOR THE FOURTH ROUND IN A ROW
and fuck you zach for being a silicrutch sperg never fucking wear the uniform again if you're going to stoop to such shittery.
You should be secbanned for using borgs to do all your dirtywork when you have an entire brig to yourself and the ability to arrest without anyone looking elsewhere, even if you were an antag, just because you were such a fucking disgrace to the title of security officer
>>144290229
That wasn't apologyman, it was ME
>>144290095
>>144290229
Literally everyone hates bus WHY is it still in the rotation
WHY
>>144290229
He didn't leave the server this time around, though.
That makes it ok in my view.
>>144290267
Rushing the spare on deadpop is the absolute most fun thing. Exploring space with the guns and armour to take on anything is supreme comfy
>>144290307
>Literally everyone
No, that's wrong
>>144290380
It's right. Don't try to pretend you're a person
>>144290307
Because "NO THIS IS JUST A KNEE JERK REACTION YOU HATE IT BECAUSE IT'S A MEME IF YOU DON'T SUFFER IT AND MAKE BUG REPORTS IT WILL NEVER IMPROVE"
Meanwhile Taxi was removed despite all the improvements and feedback it received for Bus.
And I bet you in some months from now Bus will be removed to, making all these arguments void.
>>144290359
>exploring space with the guns and armour to take on anything
gateway when
>>144290359
except they dont go explore space they just fucking nigger every god damn door on the station and it becomes a retard safari
and they cant get banned because no heads and no admins
everything gets looted
borgs get fucking subverted 4 HARMLESS PRANKS HAHA IM SUCH A INSECURE FAGGOT I HAVE TO PLAY SILICON AND BULLY PEOPLE WITH NO LEGITIMATE WAY TO FIGHT BACK WITHOUT GOING FULL CHIMP
>>144290380
>Is frequently winning with less than 5% of the vote
Yeah it's safe to say everybody hates fucking Bus
>>144290267
I literally told them just to prank people all shift and then told them to just kill people when they got overly mad at the pranks. I just wanted to go sec to bully greyshirts, then it turns out I got auto tatored from joining. A borg kept following me around so I figured why the fuck not.
Stop being such a faggot anon.
>>144290253
>ban the player
>>144290253
>apologyman
>banned
LaughingSpessSlimes.exe
>>144290470
Holy shit it's a 2d autism simulator, calm down and find a waifu
>>144290478
I vote for it because I want to play it
>>144290521
No, fuck off you unoriginal cunt. You are worse sec than trinity, even more so that you show your true colors on deadpop when you get fucking tator'd. Even Yred, king valid murderbone supreme, doesn't fucking do shit like that as antag security.
Consider ending your pathetic life, and if I catch you with a redshirt on ever again I will spray the grey all day
>>144290470
I'm almost sure nobody WANTED to play Silicon that round except for one guy who was pretty cool at the start of the round, and may have even been the janiborg that ended up fucking the traitor. I got force fucking borged afterrushing the spare and looting the station for guns, jetpacks, and armour to go into space, but never actually making it to space
Then the borgs get emagged and ordered to prank people.
Also, what do you mean full chimp? Getting the necessary supplies and gear to actually stop the silicons from being emagged shitheads?
>>144290706
HEY, leave zach alone.He's my husbando
>>144290706
Is there something wrong with letting off all your steam as antag
>>144290535
>>144290610
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>144290706
I'm sorry I hurt you so bad by having my borgs slip you anon, would you like a hug to make the pain go away?
>>144290846
>ban people because they did thing I disagree with
This is why we're haemorrhaging creative and funny players
>>144290756
What's your favorite pony, anon?
>>144290846
>Map so shit that people only vote for it as a joke
>Look, if only one guy votes for it just ban him and then nobody will vote for the map
Apologyman here, I actually like the map.sometimes
>>144290901
>>144290935
I've heard that kurfurst is a girl, this would explain much.
>>144290924metagrudge hoof
>>144290935
I also like the map, so that makes two of us. Their arguments about nobody liking it are completely destroyed.
>>144290924
Clusters aunt.
>>144290827
>jerking off in a corner while your silicrutches do all the work because you're too chickenshit to fight anyone is letting off steam
>>144290756
You have a mental illness, and greys don't have genitals. It's just a recipe for disaster and I don't know how you manage to husbando an unrobust coward ayy
>>144290872
Aw man, you're really proving just how top tier of a schoolboy you are by being passive aggressive, please add me on steam
Hats off to you m'lady, I see your full glory now.
>>144290267
Actually, I normally have a fine shift as default/standard + pulled medibot. Just bum around helping out. I'd like to see you do better when your patrol buddy pulls a flash in his covered hand
>>144290267
We were just doing pranks until people were coming to purge or blow us. Then it all fell apart
>>144291095
I just told them to fuck with people m8, when people realized they were magged and started building consoles and screaming in chat I told them to just kill people that were fucking shit up.
>>144291224
My steams carshalash, hit me up.
>>144291329
Didn't help that >>144290735 was unbelievably salty and tried his best to get us blown instead of subtle prank that can be blown off as just a shitter.
>>144291329
I'll carshalash my probe up your anus loser
Never play sec again
>>144291406
The cuff spamming was pretty scumbaggy.
Will there ever be another purge day?
>>144291584
Fuck off
>>144291406
I wasn't salty so much as bored out of my fucking mind. What am I going to do, bolt people into places with the bolt lights off for two hours? I wasn't about to suicide even though I wanted to so I could go watch Netflix, I wanted to make the biggest mess I could as fast as possible. If I was trying to get us blown I wouldn't have disabled the fucking APC in the RD's office and checked up on it periodically as well as take it easy on the one person who was working science and would have the easiest access to blowing us.
Don't talk out of your ass my man
>>144291456
That was definitely over the top, sorry.
Bus station is okay sometimes
>>144291781
You need to use a bit of plausibility. You gotta draw them into the ruse cruise
>>144291009
>ywn give kurfurst the wurst
>ywn make soca choka on el cocka
>ywn hammer kammers junk
>>144291781
Medical and engineering Borg's can prank all day, git gud
>>144291851
Service is the best. Can still slip.Deliver food. Tricord dispenser. Impedrezene is the shit.
>tfw no vox gf to hug through the soft pressuresuit
>you'll never look at the opaque visor and know that no matter how ugly what's behind it is you'll always love her no matter what
>>144291934
Yea if given the choice I go service right away.
>>144291964
This just proves people like the suit and not actual vox
Disgusting balloon fetishists
>>144292101
Well the suits do look pretty cool sometimes.
>>144292140
I've said before that we should turn vox into gas beings bound by the suit.
The suits designs are great.
>>144292140
As much as I hate some vox, they will never exceed my nuclear-powered hatred I have for KAJHIT NIGGERS
and akula underage brown nosers
So can someone explain to me why letting a mommi emag you as another mommi is bad?
>>144292101
I see no issue with fetishizing a walking suit instead of a meatbag tbqh.
>>144292267
Get u a girl with sum meat on her bones not an air balloon
There's degeneracy, and then there's oh shit this anon needs mental help
Living fungal colony race when
>>144292218
If you can't see why that's bad then there's no hope for you.
>that feel when MoMMIs could give each other red eyes with the illegal tech module but some carebear admin had it removed because people could get scared
>>144292359
>tfw you disable your eye lights as an emagged mommi
>>144292316
>Get u a girl with sum meat on her bones
Degenerate.
>>144292359
I honestly can't, you aren't interfering with other people by letting another mommi emag you at that moment.
>>144292469
There is nothing wrong with exclusively jerking off to women past the 300lb range.
>>144292469
At least I'm not "oh shit this anon needs mental help" tier.though I would consider tapping a sentient being bound in a suit that needed semen to survive like some sort of fucked up monstergirl. Maybe she could have a specially made airlock cunt that is airtight and feels a+
>>144292598
>1. You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another MoMMI in KEEPER mode.
The action of changing your laws from keeper implies that you will involve yourself with the matters of other beings since the lawset is what keeps you from it.
>>144292636
Good irony.
>>144292839
Maybe it's how you could fuck a plasmagirl.
>>144292886
Let's seek mental help together.
>>144292737
It's like you're saying that ASIMOV borgs should prevent humans from changing their laws because that's why prevent humans from being harmed
>>144292737
see
>>144293012
You're only interacting with another mommi.
>>144292932
>fucking a plasmagirl missionary
>every time you hit the right spot, her face lights up with some flame
>unholy strength and her airtight cunt prevent you from pulling out
Hnnnng
>>144293012
Well yeah, you should. If it's not a verified freeform they can eat turrets until you suicide to protect your integrity.
>>144293012
HUMANS altering your laws is only botentially harmful, but admins bitchslap silicons that ask for lawchanges to get them some valids.
>>144293203
>>144293308
Makes no fucking sense. Taht means heads can't change the AI's lawset to NT Default or anything else if that involves removing the ASIMOV law 1
>>144293361
exactly, this is why as a mommi letting another mommi mag you isn't interfering with any of your laws
>>144293361
Read again nignaga. There is nothing inherently harmful about e.g. NT Default so silicons should not oppose that upload, but admins will give you a stern talking-to and a note if you ask to have NT D or Robocop or whatever uploaded to you.
>>144293361
Correct. You can't ask for law changes and you damn well better be putting in a token effort to take the silicons off of asimov. You can't be inactive when someone's about to remove the protections from humans.
You also shouldn't be doing it from your point of view cause if they get a head id or a cap level id they can order us to shit all over people and the lessers gotta suck it. NT is playing with fire whereas asimov is only bad if you're chasing valids or a snowflake
>>144293518
>There is nothing inherently harmful about e.g. NT Default
It allows human harm for non-crewmembers. It WILL be uploaded to deal with wizards/ops/deathsquid
>>144293643
Potentially.
>>144293643
>>144293664
>potent hams
>>144293698
>>144293664
The same could be said from being emaged by other mommi.
>>144293640
>Silicons ARE allowed to act upon probable harm. Probable harm is a situation where future harm is VERY likely. An example of this would be a traitor with an ebow and esword wiping out half the crew and getting arrested by a borg. The chance of the criminal doing something similar is very likely and as such law 2 can be negated by law 1.
I don't see how letting an emagged mommi emag you is potent hams, especially if the already emagged mommi is just wiggling around doing their thing.
>>144293818
If the other crab flashes you and jams it in, then you're in the clear and the other crab will get a heavy bwanking if you exercise your newfound freedoms in a way that can in any manner be considered 'involving'. But if you ask to be emeggded then you're also going get up shit creek.
>>144294024
Oh, I'm going over the case of two KEEPER crabs here. If one of them was emagged by a different actor well whatever.
>>144293012
If you have enough IC reason to believe that a human will change your laws to harm other humans, yes you should prevent them from changing them.
Dumb animeposter.i know its a video game
>>144244945
Ghlor here. Sorry for the late late reply, just got off of work.
Anyway, you can read what i've said in this here thing on the forum regarding the issue:
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2574
yeah it was right after a giant riot
there was a lot of shady stuff that round too
even next round there was a smidge of griff too, which is peculiar since lowpops usually a lot more tame. i just told the other admin good luck and went to bed
that being said, i did see the dude bleeding out in crit and didn't check how much blood he had left to determine how fast he'd die
i'm genuinely suprised he survived another three minutes afterwards
i'd just assumed he was next to death at that point since i turned off deadchat and ghostears to be able to properly respond to ahelps due to the special tab not showing dickall, in which assuming was a big mistake on my behalf. apologies, my boy
mistakes were made, and i own up to it. i dont have an excuse for it. though i should 100% stop drinking while adminning due to it causing a kerfuffle and some hilarious shit in the thread
on another topic, bus station should be taken out of rotation until its glaring problems are fixed
it's always just people looking for reasons to call it to have a chance to go to a different station because weighted voting is an absolute joke. on one part the players should just sort of go about their own thing, but that's overshadowed on the fact that the mini-stations are a mess, lungs get popped everywhere which make people have to break into places for food, iron, bandages, et ceterawhoever drew me as a nignog doesnt know me well enough because im an extremely pale ginger, fyi
>>144294303
This. It's just roundstart suicide out an airlock for me so I can hear deadchat bants and the can you smelelelelel
Remember that patch that made everyone clip through walls like ghosts?
Remember that patch that promised to speed the server setup by a lot but sent the station to an eldritch dimension that disfigured every molecule?
>those snowflakes that pretend life on a space station is perfect
>those snowflakes that won't stop talking in the bar to robust a shitter
>those snowflakes that don't have mechanical limbs
>>144271748
If somebody vomits while in cryo, it gets added to the mix.
Don't put toxin patients in cryo if you don't want to have to disinfect everything afterwards.
;HELP
>>144294734
Which time are we talking about? It's happened several times.
>>144295393
;where
>>144295393
>Scream for help
>give my location and my exact situation
>No one helps me
>>144295279
but report when? Vomit was a mistake.
>>144295279
I've never actually looked for vomit in Chemistry-Reagents, but I'm pretty sure it's tame. If so, hey, look at it this way: It'll make the rest of the mix last longer!
>>144295279
>>144295741
Oh, it does actually do 0.1 toxin damage (which isn't good but it should be fine since clonex+cryox heals 4)
>get succed by a traitor
>pop a boner
Damn
>>144296474
Whenever there's a female vamp I make myself as vulnerable as possible
>there are people that shitpost in the thread instead playing
>>144296891
I can't play until I get home ;_;
>>144296974
you're missing out on fun
>>144296891
Every time I play I get further disappointed than when I started.
>>144297056
Is there any waifu online?
>>144297178
always at least 1 online
Bluespace Research Lab when?
There would literally be no downsides to be able to perform away missions every round and on top of that expand xenoarch and mining.
shitcurity was top that round
>>144297932
Should just be lumped in with telesci. Goon was right
gud round for transhumanism
>>144297932
>mini missions to bluespace board cargo shuttles and steal precious minerals and items
>the more mini missions completed, the more likely that random bluespace events will happen in retaliation on the station like hostile mobs in the library or engineering
fund it
>>144298297
>Felicity stop trying to break in we have xray vision we can see you
>it's a greytide episode
>it's a solo security episode
>it's greytiders have lethal intent episode
>>144298325
>someone keeps trying to freeze me
>Never find out who
>Sawbones and lane trying to eat limbs
No, No it wasn't. Fucking powers griefers.
>skeleton gets whacked with a wrench like twice
>broken limb
Hot damn those fuckers are brittle
Should have been drinking your milk when you still had an esophagus to do it
>>144298645
i was asking people if it was ok
>Ghlor restarts because one of his grey tide shitter friends died
Deadminned when?
>>144298668
The upsides are
>can be activated after death
>no bleeding/blood
>no breathing
>cryo still works
Downsides are
>not human
>very easy to kill with brute
>cannot swallow pills
neutral: a cloned skeleton will produce a skeleton, so it's irreversible without a pre-skeleton clone backup
Where can I read about advanced organs?
>>144298645
I offered you the full suite including cold resist which would have nullified their cryogenic attacks.
But some people just don't want to become more than human.
>get remote view and psy block
>use it together to find people who haven't yet received powers, coerce them into taking injections and eliminating them from the remote view lit
>get the entire station with my little injectors
Except you. You were the holdout.
>>144299009
On the wiki article the coder who made them never wrote because he's a huge faggot.
>Advanced eyes
Built in welding goggles and low light vision
>Advanced lungs
Better resistance to bad air
Lungs don't pop in a vacuum
>>144299193
Only two advanced organs? Man what a slacker.
>>144299193
Yeah, your ground breaking fucking NOTHING is great.
>>144299193
We should get advanced livers which filters toxins at a slow rate. Advanced heart which prolongs crit state. Ear implants which extends hearing range and protects a bit from loud noises like earmuffs.
We also need prosthetic limbs that are finally separate from mob-health.
Laser eye augs when
Being able to print high efficiency lights from upgraded autolahtes when?
Janitors having an autolahte in their closet WHEN?
Janitors having clubs in closet W H E N?
>>144299984
Jesus FUCK. How far will you go to not interact with another human being. Roleplay you autist
>>144300101
I'm sick of this roleplay meme, go back to bay you trash.
>>144300219
Go to tg you autist. It's a team game. You can say 2 sentences to a guy.
>>144300101
>"Cargo can you order high eff.."
>"FUCK OFF CARGONIA STRONK"
>"Hey engi can I get some glubs for maintenance light building?"
>";SEC TO ENGI JANITOR ROGUE"
,':^)
>>144300914
You have perfectly good gloves in your own janitor's closet to do that. The insulated gloves aren't necessary for it.
>>144300914
hyperbole really doesn't help your case and you shouldn't be asking eng for their gloves. We need them for out late joins. Buy them from cargo or have a silicon help you order them and open the conveyor blast doors. If you turn the conveyors on after it docks you can just rest to get in/out.
>>144300914
here's how to autist it yourself if you really don't want to interact with any player
>weld into tool storage
>grab autolathe board
>build, print lights
>acquire metal and cables
>now fill maint with lights and cameras
alternatively, just use light tiles
>cable on glass
>metal on wired glass
>multitool to change colour
>>144300914
>CARGONIA STRONK
People who do this, or even mention "cargonia" should get their testicles crushed between two bricks of granite.
t. cargo tech
>>144301154
>Ever turning on your cargo brothers
>>144301210
He who refuses to order supplies for well intentioned crew is not my brudda.
>>144301027
Retard who have never made light fixtures detected.
Installing light fixtures shock you since you need to jam a screwdriver in it.
>>144301139
>alternatively, just use light tiles
Light tiles are ugly as sin and I will murder the next person I see litter them in maintenance.
>>144301854
I'm pretty sure that was changed so you didn't need to do that anymore, but yes it still shocks.
>>144301940
They're also energy efficient.
>>144301940
They are perfect at medium tinted grey. If you hate the tile but need the light, put a grille on top.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10385260
>>144303065
Boxfags on suicide watch
>>144294303your not the nignog, you're one of the poorly drawn purple men
Regards,
Meme Artist
I wish we had a new derelict for meta or something.
>>144304665
What's wrong with it?
Good away mission, I, mateo mitchell, did my best.
>>144305512
Thanks, it let me go afk and get a drink while they rebuilt
t. borg
>>144305512
Okay dog fucker.
>>144301139
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10385260
WAAYYY too much effort. A soldering iron and a quick trip to chemistry can get you a lathe without risking sec up your ass.
>>144305512
did you fuck sasha today?
>>144305651
No but I think about searching for feral canines and transformation on ib,e621 and fa right now
>that away mission
>use catbeast as a meatshield
>sacrifice it to the God of the Pyramid
>descend into a dungeon filled with mummies and flying skulls
>kill the undead scum
>get set on fire in some kind of maze
>don't know how to extinguish it and almost get into crit
>dodge more fire
>dodge even more fire thrown by magic mummies
>someone baguloths
>dodge baguloth and go blind in the process
>get raped by the high priest
Away mission casualties and fun: 100%
>>144304980
It's the same as box maybe
>>144305871
Life back on station was pretty comfy too
I even got to perform my first ever surgery, maybe I should try my hand at being a surgeon
>>144301154
Cargonia is about becoming the beacon of light for the station and it's well-intended inhabitants, and defending it to the very last breath.
Refusing to assist those with well intentions deserves punishment and possibly exile from cargonia.
New coders, mappers, spriters, and sound guys when
>>144306024
Cargo is about taking orders and supplying people, stop pretending for it to be something more
>>144306151
You are a pathetic fool.
>>144306320
t. autist
Riniel was pleased
News or reminder of news:
Dylan removed fridges resisting explosions because it messed up his meteors.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10132
>>144306570
MARRY ME I LOVE YOUCould you pass that message over to Alice Conrad?
>>144305936
Oookay.... How about dropping a derelict wishlist then. I need constructive shit to do when I'm dead and enraged at all players.
>>144306024
This. Cargo can poorly but sufficiently do rnd, mining, robotics, chemistry, cloning, phat medbot stacks, bukkake gloves and pizza all over, loads of minerals to fix breaches, giveu p their gas miner for air. They can shoot with the best of them. Cargo AME for power forever. It can do it all.
is the crew monitor suddenly fucked for anyone else? Also right clicking on a tile suddenly has a "Hey" tab, is this on my end or did coderbus break something?
>>144306940
Yeah. Summin's fucked.
>>144305512
>OK we've got a new away mission for you guys .. and a traitor has bombed the gateway
Never underestimate the spontaneity of players.
>tfw you have more bodies than teacups
>im upgrading chemistry
>crowbars the boards and walks off with them
>>144306829
But it's not supposed to actually do all those things on its own. Its role is to support other departments, not attempt to replace them all.
>>144306829
Are you suggesting medibots can.fix anything worse than a minor boo-boo?
>>144307464
Yes, and R&D is not supposed to hoard guns, the chef isn't supposed to poison every and deep-fry everything he gets his hands on, hydrophonics isn't supposed to become a bee/weed factory, etc etc.
It's the fact that they can and often will that makes them so great.
>>144307560
Are you suggesting cargo cannot make medbay in cargo?
>>144306940
I noticed that during the away mission. I right-clicked the ladder in the pyramid and had the 'hey' tab. When selected I got an input prompt. Not sure what it's about.
>>144307616
No, I'm saying medibots are shit at what they do and barely justify the effort needed to make them.
>>144267906
Because she is a shit sec player
>>144307580
If by "great" you mean "a massive pain in the ass that thinks it should be allowed to do everything simply because they could do it in theory", then yes, it's great.
Just not for the people who've been waiting for ages over one stupid order. If you want to go and make your own little station for yourselves, be kind enough to leave your ID on the counter so people can actually order shit that they need.
>>144275285
This is a really, really good description of the game and the problem with playing sec/medbay. 10/10.
I'm trying to think of an alt title for assistants that want to help the chaplain. I know most of them won't help the chaplain even if they took it but still, it might encourage better chaplain gimmicks or something.
Help me out here
>>144307696
I'm confused, are you talking about nanobots or the things robotics can make?
>>144307696
But cargo can print infinite beakers and load them with actual, useful chemicals
When are windows going to get fixed? It's been a while since someone broke something and made it so that you can't seem to access anything on a tile where you have placed a full window. It makes it so it's not possible screw and crowbar regular windows into place under a full window, even if you're using the context menu. In other words it's not possible to rebuild many of the station's double windows without leaving eat least one regular window loose. Also, I'm still occasionally getting invisible, uninteractible grilles when I build them as MoMMI.
>>144275468
I wasn't there that round but
>be station engineer
>comms are fucked up
>OK I need to get access to turn off the turrets
>HoP is fucking AWOL
>Captain is fucking AWOL
>Mechanics
>CE
>NO ONE CAN BE FOUND TO TURN OFF THE TURRETS AND OPEN A FEW DOORS SO I CAN FIX IT IN 30 SECONDS
suffering
>>144308102
I feel it.
I think someone tried to make it so you don't run into electric grilles that are under full windows, and this happened.
Awful, isn't it?
>>144308102
I have not heard of this yet and there's no issue on it.
Do you know what you need to do now?
>>144307696
Fill them with DD or peridaxon?
>>144307919
>simply because they could do it in theory
They can do it in practice. But that doesn't mean they should abandon their post, obviously.
>>144307868
>always on the frontline
>doesn't need to wait for help
>robust knowledge of combat
>confronts shitmins without backing down>cute
That's not how you spell robust, mate
>>144308040
Something like 'Deacon' but theres also choirboy/girl which has immediate erp potential.
>>144308248
jesus christ do you have any shame whatsoever bittervanilla
you are an average sec player on a good day and a job perma ban waiting to happen because you commit more crimes than you stop every time you play
fucking hell.
>>144308040
>>144308279
I think deacon is actually a pretty good choice.
>>144308248
Trinity Prewitt by no means is robust. She's fucking sawbones level of average
>>144307560
Yes actually. you can pizza blood loss. 225 tricord heals a lot. If you buy one medkit and use the lathe or order a surgical you can fix all the medical ailments.
>>144307696
You justh ave to order a bunch of medbot crates. There's pretty much no effort.
>>144308232
DD isn't as powerful as it sounds, and peridaxon requires a lot of luck just to find a plant that grows it that doesn't have some complex growth conditions to it.
Even then, you still need a medbay ID to allow it to use anything other than its internal synthesizer.
>>144308582
sawbones is one of the most robust players.
he beats yred most of the time.
like name people who are more robust
>>144308195
That makes sense. Probably happened then.
>>144308230
There is an issue on it. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10367
It was only created recently though. I've complained about in the threads for a while, but I'm glad someone created the issue so I didn't have to.
I haven't played in a month or so and I'm finding it harder and harder to care about all this drama.
When you take a step back and look at it, you realize that it doesn't fucking matter whether you hate x player or love x player.
This is weird
>>144308936
yep
>>144308857
>sawboner
>robust
He just abuses basic shit like tabling people and hiding in fridges during meteors.
>yred
>robust
he just powergames really fucking hard
>>144308857
Hugh G Reaction
>>144308936
Soon you'll realize 90% of the drama comes from 10% of the players and 5% of them aren't even players they're just shitposting in the vg thread.
Its the one weird trick shitposters don't want you to know about. No one talks about this horseshit in game.
No ones saying deadmin ghlor. Trinity Prewitts just another face who is kinda shit at sec but is passable. Et cetera.
>>144276741
>push the clown and steal his gloves
>he laters bolts me into maint, strips me and starts killing me
>manage to escape
>kill him when he is speaking to the IAA about demanding me
>make a closet in medbay and leave him in there (next to cryo)
>admins ask what happened
>tell them this
>i got a warning
>try to revive clown for good points or whatever
>adminhelp: thats not going to work
>fuck off and do my thing
The clown was a ling and he got extra genomes for "the problem" of hiding him next to cryo, admins say to "dont steal the clown gloves" as a excuse for the guy killing me
Yeah, i was kind of a shitter, but he was a fucking antag
I got killed as a clown for shit as slipping people when nothing is going on and they say to "shrug it off"
>>144308232
>But that doesn't mean they should abandon their post, obviously.
Doing it all in practice requires them to leave their post, though. That's the whole problem. It's the same as if I signed up to be an engineer and then went out of my way to do everything except set up the power or fix shit.
They can't pretend to be a time-intensive department like Medbay or Engineering and still be able to do the job they actually signed up to do.
>>144307919
Consider the following. They don't join and there isn't any cargo staff.
It's low rp. Stop being a self-centered cunt
>>144309189
When I play QM and I happen to be solo I often remove the wall between my office and the reception area and change the entire place into a café. Never miss an order, though.
>>144309168
He dodged a shit ton of meteors using rods, you're not too well informed.
>>144309171
Yeah he's robust, however they fought a few times and I think it was even?
WHO
THE FUCK
CARES
>>144308102
I thought it was intended
>>144308132
Electrodes can't go through solids and even then you can get tased 3 times to go pulse the apc you big baby. You can also decon an rwall into the access. you're a goddamn engineer.
Need to try if taking the servers out of the links and deconning them stops scrips even if the traffic control is up some time though.
>>144308248
fuck off bitteshit
>>144309396
Yes all of those sound like great ideas if you know ahead of time there won't be anyone to help.
>>144309276
>AI, law 2, order this shit
That's what happens. Much more efficient than Cargonia.
And for the record, low RP still lets me (if I'm sec) make arrests for dereliction of duty) so don't hide behind that as an excuse for not doing your job.
>>144309303
Good on your for being the exception to the rule. Most people, on the other hand, never even bother touching the orders when Cargonia tries to do everything at once. It's fine to try and play hero if you really think you can split your time well enough for it, just remember that just because you can do it doesn't mean you should.
>>144309337
Oh shit he dodged meteors?
He sure showed those very predictable lines of code whats what.
Come back when he performs well against actual people
>>144309303
Hey, how do you make Café machines?
>>144309517
There's never anyone to help...
I ask every time to keep hope alive but it's despair personified.
>>144309628
I will fucking kill, decapitate, and fuel tank your head. You want to nitpick then abuse of power aboard a station of people who don't care. I ain't neglecting shit, you're just being a powertripping impatient faggot.
>>144309739
Often enough there really is. It's pretty rare in the case of telecomms to strike out everywhere.
When I played engineer regularly i'd just get tcomm access at roundstart though problem solved.
I think telecomms have lost a lot of their appeal. No new scripts or functions, extremely difficult to learn if you're not a coder, the most popular script was made part of the game by default.
I don't grudge CEs that don't know telecomms. Its an obscure art. It always was but it's gotten even more so.
>>144309726
You can order them through cargo.
>>144309648
You sound butt blasted, friend.
Where did Sawbones floor-tile you?
>>144309821
Then tell me how many orders you fill that you don't make yourself in a given round, you uppity little shit. I'm sure the answer is zero.
List of shit to do to improve the Tomb of Rafid experience
- Add an alternate entrance to the tomb for borgs and mechs. It can only be opened from inside, so at least one man has to take the ladder
- Fix fire traps hitting safe spaces in the puzzle
- Rewrite ladders so that they don't nullspace people
- Add more fun traps like a rolling boulder trap (optional)
Feel free to suggest more things
>>144309954
Since tabling got nerfed i haven't see him robust anyone
>meteors
>stay away from the edges of the station
wow hard
>>144310098
Add music, maybe?
>>144309954
As >>144310129 said
Sawbones hasn't done anything lately, he's just sort of existed. He's become like Yahir, a bar squatter.
>>144309176
Get the logs, you are entirely justified in killing someone who tries to kill you.
>>144310098
To add to the first suggestion, the "sacrifice a living non-catatonic, non-braindead person to enter" makes it literally impossible to do if Asimov borgs are around since human sacrifice is blatantly harmful.
>>144310330
.. then don't bring asimov borgs on an away mission?
>>144310370
>>144310330
Is there a way for him to come back into the round?
>>144310796
Cloning backup, maybe.
Strats to win the pyramind away mission.
Bring plant cutters, diona node seed packet and a drill/welding torch
Get sandstone from walls
Make diona farm outside
Cut every plant thus doubling the outcome
Deadplayers come back instantly as diona
To add to this have chemists making pill bottles of hyperzine en masse and sending to the away mission
>>144310796
Just the normal ways as far as I know.
It'd be nice if he was immediately transferred into some kind of supermob as part o the mission to be an enemy.
>>144309881
Well you should. It's not a hard thing to know how to make. It's like dorf fort, it's not hard, people just freak out over nothing.
>>144311063
>Just the normal ways as far as I know.
Can't because the body is destroyed so only cloning backup as suggested by >>144311024 might work
>kind of supermob as part o the mission to be an enemy
It would be nice if he would become a priest of Riniel with soulshard to convert the deceased crewmembers in mummies and a flamethrower spell
>>144311063
Turn him into a ghost that's stuck in the pyramid till they clear it, after which he gets his body back. Maybe let him interact with the players that are still alive somehow.
If you're really up for crazy you can turn him into the pyramid's AI, a super mob or something.
Why does sawbones keep samefagging the thread, saying he is the most robust person?
>>144311063
>get sacrificed
>put into an RTS ghost à la bleb
>fuck everyone over with curses and traps
w h e n
>>144311026
Bring cyborg heads so you can bring them down the ladders.
>>144310330
Then flash him and do it anyway? Harm's done
>>144311026
You need cryox for the nodes or you kill it doing it.
>>144311249
he's gay and autistic.
Same reason celt spams his welsh independence memes
>>144311320
Celt's gay but he isn't autistic
>>144281451
this better be months fucking old or i swear to god
>>144311245
It's been sacrificed to a death god, that guy won't just let him go because a few spehssmen walked through an old tomb.
>>144308936
I don't care about drama till I get murdered by a shitter because muh valids
>>144311710
t.Ghlor
Felicity Rivera is a greytiding fuck, bad tier waifu, worse than even like Zalika.
>>144295194
>life on the station is perfect
but it's not, it's a dystopian crapsack plutocracy/oligarchy/etc where corporations essentially run the fucking galaxy. why would anyone want some shit tier perfect utopia like polaris has?
>won't stop talking in the bar to robust a shitter
why get involved in something you're not involved in tho, fun > validz
>mechanical limbs
MECHANICAL LIMBS A SHIT
A
SHIT
A FUCKING SHIT
>>144311914
>MECHANICAL LIMBS A SHIT
t. baby that likes going to medbay every time he gets a boo-boo.
Carry a welder and some cable coil, the mechanical man fixes himself on the go and thus never gets injured.
how do you identify anatags besides doing anything to hurt someone and not wearing a security uniform
>>144312019
But senpai, I have mechanical limbs + eyes. They are absolutely shit tier if you are either in engineering, or any sort of dangerous situation where you can't stop to weld them constantly, like having to walk through a depressurized area without a hardsuit. At least human limbs only drop shit when they're properly fucking broken.
>>144311914
>implying Polaris doesn't work the broken world/far ends of space angle more than /vg/
>implying there's more to the dystopian setting of /vg/ than REE WAIFUS/ Sometimes discout dan is poisen
>All these additions to non-antags vox
>Vox are immune to being traitor targets
>People get banned for gassing non-human races
/vg/ is the hugbox with shittier code to boot.
>>144312228
>>Vox are immune to being traitor targets
this is a lie though
>>144312359
I think he means traders are immune
>>144312228
>polaris
>home of the 'm-muh solgov m-muh mars m-muh perfect utopia at home and in space'
>broken world
No, not at all. Although now that you mention it you're right about how shitty what we have resembling lore is.
T B H, Urist has the best lore for dystopian shit so I just go by it whenever I need to
>>144312483
They're not either
>>144312512Go away vox poster
>>144312492
No shit, that's because we actively avoid having anything resembling lore or a coherent setting beyond the station, NT, and the antag types.
>>144312582
But you can, if the trader is a double agent for example.
>>144312615
That shit never made sense to me
Who's it going to fucking hurt if we actually know what the fucking setting is like? We barely even know shit about how the station works/what it's there for aside from 'uhh plasma' and shit. It's all shit for no good reason aside from people thinking we'll turn into bay if people are given tools to ARPEE with that they don't even have to use
What would ss13 be like if you had to talk into a mic instead of typing in the chat
>>144312915
>ahelp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-4ue8Kv-w
>>144312492
>mfw there's mention in Polaris lore ofDoom Guy
Oh wait we hate references here. All of the referances that are still being added threw me off my bad
>>144312915
Horrific, and most of the Grade A autists here would probably wake up their neighbors screaming about REE TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR GIT VALIDZ. And all the waifufags would end up trying to put on shitty falsettos that sound nothing like a woman, and everything would be shit.
>>144312915
Nobody would be talking except a select few attention starved faggots
>>144312915
You would quickly realize people act autistic because they are children.
>>144313035
Right because every game with mic chat is just dead silent except for those people who're just looking for attention.
You just don't talk because you'd never stoop so low to make jokes with them and dare to give them false hopes of friendship with someone as cool as you right? :^)
>>144313164
Hey Probe how many children do you think play on the server
>>144313196
What the fuck are you implying
>>144313208
4chans about 30% underage from what I've learned over the years so about that.
>>144313504
Neat. When are you going to ban Cisrox and Ghlor for being underageb&?
Shicurity stronk syndies btfo
>>144312113
You don't. Just code blue after anything happens, patrol with a buddy, stuncuff when something rustles your butt and confiscate combat gear. Eventually you hit an antag
I spent most of that round repairing maint, what else happened?
>>144313695
Man when was the last time you played here
>get arrested because syringe gun
surprised they didn't say anything about the grenade
>>144313842
Considering nothing happened that round other than the EMP it isn't too odd to think someone with a syringe gun is going to start shit.
>>144313781
Yesterday.
>>144311779
I think you meanthe best waifu
>>144312113
security does their job and searches people for suspicious stuff. Then they find an emag.
>>144313902
Silly anon, the best waifu isthe one I playteehee
>>144313905
>ILLEGAL SEARCH HALP
>>144311779
She usually does a lot more good than greytiding from what I have seen. Sure she will help out anyone, including a nuke ops if they roll up to her mechanics desk and ask for a favor, but she only ever truly greytides on people who are terrible.
>>144313981
Cool buddy, give me a cap id or a hop/cap that listens to code blue cause x
>>144313895
CisRox has been banned for like 2 months now and I'm almost certain Ghlor isn't underage.
Under what circumstances is it acceptable to feed a Vox to my slimes?
>>144310098
Pharaoh headdress for those that make it to the end.
Crate with hard worn suits, detectives hats and whips near the entrance.
>>144313981
To the brig they go for abuse of comms
So ghlor was able to dodge consequences for being shit by taking a break?
>>144314095
Stop lying to me, Not-Probe. Cisrox isn't banned and Ghlor is definitely underage.
>>144314202
yeah
>>144313981
>implying it wouldn't be in the best interest of everyone on the station if security could search anyone at will
muh antags
I START A JOB TODAY AND I AM NERVOUS WHAT DO I DO?
>>144314235
You're right I mixed him up with Petnavi. They started playing here at the same time and were constantly getting into trouble at the same time.
Ghlor does live on his own I believe and I'd find it surprising to learn he's under 18.
>>144314462
Do your job?
>>144314462
dont drop your spaghetti, don't reveal your powerlevel, and remember to respect authoritah
>>144314462
Suck your boss' dick.
>>144314462
do what new workers on the station do
beat your own chest in with a medkit, use a fire extinguisher to power your office-chair vehicle shenanigans and throw shit everywhere
>we will never have parallax because the Frenchmen can't figure out how to not make it laggy
>we will never have goonlights because nobody can figure out how to fix one tiny detail about it
>ywn subvert the borgs to do your bidding
>ywn order them to stun and cuff all the waifus, and bring them to you
>ywn do your genetic and anatomical experiments on the cutest snowflakes
>giving them tourettes and alien limbs
>or feeding them new medicines to see if they're safe
>>144315115
whats stopping you
>>144315115
Pref captain and make this your gimmick
All male crew members would gladly support it
Just make sure to upload NT
>>144309821
>a station of people who don't care.
If I order blood because I can't powergame with taking my own O- blood anymore and there's at least one cargo tech, I usually expect a delivery. I don't except it in exactly 2 minutes and I don't even really expect it in 15 minutes, but when it's not there after half an hour and the cargo tech has made a 60-core AME, I do get a bit peeved.
>>144309821
Fuck you buddy, Cargo is so awful, I have already accepted the fact that it's more likely that Science will print me something (which means maxed R&D and miners delivering materials) than the far, far remote possibility of Cargo getting me ONE SINGLE BOX.
There's so much stuff useful to my job, there's so much fun stuff for when I don't play as my job. My brain doesn't even consider them a possibility because I'd have to deal with the shittiest and most retarded dept. of them all.
>check github
>some weird fetishist has been complaining for months to add skeleton back and replies to anyone who disagrees with him with logical fallacies
Oh god.
>>144316231
Now you know why the ack were clacked
>>144316231
What the heck are you talking about?
The only thing I saw about skeletons was just Megamaw
>>144316527
That's the guy.
>>144316143
I'm sorry, I try to get cargo a better reputation by being as helpful as possible but these cargonia autists are making it difficult
>>144315493
>>144316143
And another thing, how the fuck can you people still not know how to send shit via disposals
>tfw there will never be any good cargo waifus again
>tfw we will never haveterry watsonin cargo again
she was so timely with deliveries
she made my heart flutter with her mailwoman schtick
>>144308102
I never understoon the necessity of full windows being on top of things. Like are they supposed to be a glass ceiling? If they're just meant to be a full surrounding then just leave the middle part free/transparent. Because canonically SS13 doesn't have a damn ceiling.
>>144316815
I'm also timely, does that count?
>>144317021
yes
good cargo waifus are all very timely with deliveries
>>144317225
But I'm a man
>>144317363
Doesn't matter I will stalk you and act like a creeper towards you anyways
>>144317363
Anything can be a waifu
>>144317476
>>144317560
pic related it's me about to pull a crate out of storage and shove it into the shuttle
sorry for ick ock
>checking the logs of that 2-hour nuke ops round
>in the first few minutes one op accidentally swallows a creatine pill and promply explodes but doesn't hurt anyone else
>ops go "goddamn it" but keep going on their jobs
>an OBSERVER instantly ahelps the op that suicided by mistake to try to get him banned
How much of a faggot do you have to be?
>>144317898
Look at this hardworking qt.
Best husbando.
>>144318258
with QM
he's my best friend and after shifts we visit each other anddiscuss the fastest cargo techniques
>experiencing first on github hand coders that don't ever play on the server turning down mentions of features being abused en masse or unpopularity of some features as pure fabrication of your part
Holy shit.
I thought this was a meme.
>>144318965
>experiencing first hand on github*
>>144318965
Link the issue/PR.
>>144318965
No it's always been a reality
Coders that don't play ruin the server any time they get their grubby little 15 year old hands on the code
Usually takes a decent coder coming by and telling them to fuck off and fix everything to get us back
That's what all the lag a couple months back was, some retard was adding in heaps of interesting but poorly coded features with shitloads of bugs ripe for abuse
ATTACK ANIMATIONS
which department has the sluttiest waifus??
>Clowns who pick up sec weapons from disarmed officers and shoots themand they explode
>>144318965
That's usually the thread defending exploits or abuse. Github is too eager to fix those if anything.
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10352
Holy shit, Sawbones actually did something good for once.
>>144319504
>meme
>>144319504
>waah I can't hide in fridges
>waah remove meteors despite them being a gimmick round that's hardly ever played
>>144319161it's actually kurfurst denying that people vote for unliked maps and that's it's an isolated case or two when the minority vote winsbasically they're defending their map
>>144319702
Meteors are absolute shit though and they're always forced by Dylan, while people clearly don't want them.
>>144319702
>taking sawbones seriously
He's a walking joke, that's why everyone is there laughing at his antics.
He's the clown of the community.
>>144319381
Medbay has the biggest sluts. They will hop on anyone's dick if they're asked nicely.
Case in point: Julia, Annie, Catherine, Spergay
>>144319748
Oh yeah. I imagine it'd be easy to go into FULL DENIAL on Kurfurst's shoes though. I don't know what the fuck compelled them to make another map, I don't think they knew what they were getting into
>>144319925
Didn't Catherine move over to vore to get railed?
>>144312778
Exactly. Because in those people's minds, all that ought to be left to one's own imagination and God forbid that actually ends up being brought into the game itself in even the most insignificant of ways.
And yet gratuitous meme references that would have no logical place outside of 4chan itself are just fine.
>>144319789
Same could be said for bus
Same could be said for deff
Same could be said for meta
Same could be said for most of the admin team
Same could be said for Plasmamen
Same could be said for Greys
Same could be said for Vox
Same could be said for most code
Meteors just need some balance changes, so it's less total destruction and more lots of damage but periods of rest to rebuild during.
>>144319939
Not only that, they think that people who vote for a map and then leave should be banned.
>>144290846
>>144320126
He's right on that though
>>144320113
DYLAN SPOTTED
FUCK YOU DYLAN
>>144320004
Get with the time, the new place to slut at is eros.
>>144319789
>he believes in democracy
>>144320113
hi dylan
>>144320231
>>144320323
I'm not Dylan, I don't even enjoy Meteor, I just think removing it outright is dumb.
If you're removing meteor, might as well remove ling and rev at the same time.
>>144320113
true and its shit
true and its shit
it's a great map, fuck off boxmemer
admins are always a mixed bag held by their circle-jerking
they're fine
they're fine
they're fine
different people who come and go code voluntarily and for free, so it turning into a mess
is inevitable, people complaining about changes is understandable
Meteor is a gimmick round. Trying to set up defenses and healing people is impossible.
People going berserk because of the fucking fridge is retarded, specially when pretending meteors is a big deal instead of a rarity.
>>144320112
The playerbase is autistic, man. And apparently so afraid of bay that even the mention of something related to ARPEE or worldbuildy shit is enough to trigger them.
>>144320379
>If you're removing meteor, might as well remove ling
Great idea!
>>144320206
No, he's wrong. Go to Polaris or something if you want people being banned on a whim you baby.
>>144319925
>Spergay
wasn't spergay a guy
how can a guy be a waifu
>>144320523
Explain why he's wrong.
>m-muh polaris bogeyman!
Or don't, actually, you don't deserve the right of having an opinion.
>>144320379
ling needs a rework (polaris anyone?) and can be removed but there's no reason for revolution to be removed
meteor exists purely as something the admins use to grief players, there is nothing fun about waiting half an hour for a shuttle to arrive
>>144320624
No, you explain why someone should be banned for not breaking any rules.
Explain why someone should be banned for upsetting you.
>>144320679
>trying to port Polaris anything
Both difficult, and never going to happen due to the server's bay-phobia.
>>144320771
It's easy
Just make a full pull of thier code 100%
and then add our /vg/ features ontop after
Like how /vg/code started and how it will probably flourish a second time.
Why are greytiders so much worse than actual antag?
>>144320770
Because they're intentionally abusing the voting system for a 100% malicious use e.g. lol I vote for deff and leave aha ebin griffed
They shouldn't necessarily be banned from the serb but they sure as hell should be banned from map votes.
>B-BUT IT'S NOT EXPLICITLY WRITTEN DOWN IN THE CURRENT RULES
Oh.
So you're THAT kind of autist.
I like Box , deff , metaand sometimes bus
>>144321069
>They shouldn't necessarily be banned
You you don't disagree with me at all but instead you just wanted to shitpost about pointless nitpicking with your greentexting and memes.
Got it.
>>144321140
Taxi was shaping up to be great, why was it removed in favor of what's essentially a worse version of it?
>>144321182
Actually, Kurfurst was talking about banning people from map voting in that comment, too.
But for the sake of your retarded argument I'm going to say yes, those people should eat a short server ban. Just because for some masochistic reason I want you to actually stoop down and explain YOUR reasoning here.
Bus > Deff > Meta >>> Box
>>144319748
>>144319939
I feel bad for Kurfurst
Bus is a well made map. Obviously a lot of thought and effort was put into it.
It's just not fun.
I've been thinking a lot lately about why Box is so dominant.
I think the main reason is the hallways.
By having long, spacious hallways and spreading out the high and low traffic areas of the station, you force players to bump into eachother more frequently. More encounters = more player interaction.
Think how many departments a miner has to pass to deliver ore to science.
Hallways >>>> Taxi shuttlesIf I could make one change to box it would be moving the bar to the west side of the station, perhaps north of cargo
The east side of the station is currently way more populous because of med/sci/bar.
this leads to the west side feeling empty
>>144321361
I like that one side is more empty, because then we have a more varied environment.
>>144321361
Motherfucker you just contradicted yourself
First you say that the separation between high and low traffic areas is good
Then you say you'd move the bar to try to equalize both the high and low traffic areas
>>144321307
Not really.
The key flaw is the very gimmick it was built in- unless the buses/taxis gain the ability to move between stations instantly, they're an objectively terrible means of transportation, especially in high-pop where rapid transportation would be needed most.
Replacing them with teleporters that only connect to each other would be infinitely better.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9923
Why are people against allowing MoMMIs to build their lego walls? They're so fun and can't be Law 2'd anyways.
>>144321525
>First you say that the separation between high and low traffic areas is good
>Then you say you'd move the bar to try to equalize both the high and low traffic areas
woops
what I meant to say was
>box spreads out the high and low traffic areas fairly evenly
>but I wish it was even more even.
>>144321595
Some of the players here have terminal autism and can't stand that people are having more fun than they do
So they make up bullshit excuses like "MoMMIs not taking 2 hours to build a room puts antagonists at a disadvantage and obsoletes Engineering Cyborgs"
I WANT LEGO WALLS. THIS IS TRULY AN AUTISM GAME ALLOW THE AUTISM CRABS TO MAKE AUTISM WALLS
>>144321595
who is bauds
>>144320545
When he's wearing a skirt he'a a girl
>>144321595
Speaking of MoMMIs, when will they finally get Socket Wrenches? It sucks having to steal one from Atmospherics since they're kind of in short supply and they could very easily be in a MoMMI's tool storage.
I honestly don't get why people are so opposed to adding features to MoMMIs. They barely if ever interact with anyone, why not allow them to be self-sufficient?
Removing the Material Synthesizer would make materials go missing anywhere. Let plastic & wood be available from it at roundstart so MoMMIs don't have to nick it everywhere.
Personal shield generators, created from drone remains would be a nice addition.
>>144322291
that would be nice.
>>144322167
If they were really self sufficient, they could order it from cargo or grow it with hydroponics trays. They wouldn't need o beg for it to be added to their synth.
>>144322091
coder guy
>>144322167
>I honestly don't get why people are so opposed to adding features to MoMMIs.
Because MoMMIs for a long long time were Engineer+ and it made people that played engineer feel like a waste of time. Which encouraged good engineers to leave for other jobs.
>>144322531
>not always at the computer to stop them from ordering stuff
>>144322686
Good thing they can make their own!
>>144322654
So give the MoMMIs useless autismal shit like plastic
Now they won't seem like Engineer+ because they're reinforcing the stereotype of them always doing useless autismal shit
Everyone wins
>>144322654
All good engineers still go MoMMI because it's so much less painful to build fun stuff as a MoMMI.
>>144322531
Some cargofolk get really annoyed by crabs ordering random shit. Don't ask me why, but they get pissed.
>>144322756
>I didn't order this trash
>Send back
>no snow round ever
>you will never cuddle up with your waifu in front of the fire while sipping hot coco
>she will never quietly mention that shes always want to have a family
>she'll never whisper in your ear she wantsBABY'S DAY OUT MODE
>>144322835
>shit that never happened
Anyone remember the guy who got a note for killing an autism crab as antag?
>>144322654
Thats the whole reason I stopped playing engineer in favour of going mommi when I want to engineer. Its easier to get everything done and start a fun build as a mommi than being an engineer.
>>144322654
as mommi i check the manifest and if there are engineers then i don't even go to engineering so they can do their jobs. then 15 minutes later everyone is screaming there is no power and blaming the mommis that spent all the station credits on hats.
ITT
>>144321069
The difference is pretty clear: Deff is a map which most people don't mind playing in and Bus is a retarded piece of shit using the same gimmick which people get bored after two rounds playing and start hating it in the third.
The whole taxi thing was a mistake. Give up on it and make new, good maps instead of this shit.
>>144322890
I think that'd be a very enjoyable roundfor south east asian markets
>>144322654
Most MoMMIs just want to build fun, overly complicated, overly perfect Engineering builds. Which sucks as a carbon because you have inferior capabilities to a MoMMI in Engineering and you can be bothered more easily by traitors. Most tators leave MoMMIs alone, or they emag them and order them to be free, because let's face it, why would you bother a MoMMI?
>>144323146
We gotta build a space wall between us and the derelict and send them over the wall
>>144323238
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE MOMMIS BUILD IT
>>144323490
This could work
>Clown
>Fucking with people
>Get Security on my tail
>Slip them up several times
>Eventually get caught
>Spend 11 minutes in brig, I don't mind.
>Get out and find blindfold and other stuff
>Slip the CMO and go to blindfold him
>He gets up before I finish
>Take his HUD scanner and run
>He comes with his premium brand Chloral Hydrate hypospray
>I slip him and take it
>Forget that I am clown so I inject myself by accident
>He keeps me chloraled for well over 10 minutes
>Fixes my lungs at least
>Chlorals me and buckle-cuffs me in dorms
>Finally get back
>Go to fuck with CMO again
>Get meme'd by a chloral autoinjector
I never realised medbay was played by such crutch-relying pussies.
>>144322832
>Some cargofolk get really annoyed by crabs ordering random shit. Don't ask me why, but they get pissed.
Some things that piss off the cargonians include ordering a shit ton of crates(that cant even be consolidated since they are usually locked), barging in with access you got from the hop even though cargo is staffed, asking where are muh crates when they are delivered by mules or disposals already, and getting your dumb ass stuck in the disposal room.
>>144316143
Cargo is generally new people or people racing the clock for their autism fort.
>>144315493
Take a kelotane and hack the nanomeds for two O-. Drain corpses into the empties of which you can get like 3 per plastic flaps which are everywhere.
>standing around a bunch of people
>felicity walks up dragging a monkeyman, chlorals me and starts thralling me in the open
>everyone just stares
>"welcome to the club"
>drinks a bit more of her monkeyman and just keeps walking along
>>144322969
i got a note for killing a crab as non-antagafter it released someone from perma and started following me around
i thought it was emagged, didn't know about the red eye thing at the time
>>144323625
>try to fuck with people
>get dunked
>cry and bitch and moan about it
>>144310328
>chilling in bar
>tabbed out
>see Sawboner sprint into the bar with c4 on him
>beelines for me and tries to disarm
>push him and table him
>dunk him down disposals
>never goes in the bar again
Sawbones is just a bully, he rarely talks and you can tell he just plays to roll for antag because he will do literally nothing if he doesn't get it
If you can robust him, he'll fuck off
>>144323625
Clowns that slip people and steal their shit are the worst. Get fucked.
>>144323837
>Get dunked
Yeah bro, so robust with chloral hypospray/injector
>Setup toxins lab
>Get help from Reica and an assistant starting with a G which I completely blanked after napkin math
>Shuttle called
>Test the bomb seconds after shuttle docks
>Compare some numbers
>tfw don't get to test adjustments
>tfw gotta spend 15 minutes hand mixing to tweak to the exact specs it's at the next shift
>>144323625
>talk shit
>get hit
>cry
>>144323997
The action of being dunked doesn't involve the dunker's robustness, only the dunkee's state of post-dunk.
You can get dunked by a deffsquid with pulse guns and you still got dunked.
>>144323625
welcome to vg. the clown who is fucking around in medbay while a massive shuttlecall bad virus is breaking out, and slipping the doctors trying to heal the patients.clown may have some 20 minute stun too, so make sure your chloral hits first.
>>144323837
I only get my cats the best. Meow mix
>>144323663
The times I did it I ordered a reasonable amount of crates (which is usually one, maybe three at most). A few times cargo got pissed and furiously kept cancelling them or sending them back. Some people just don't want anyone to touch their cargo consoles because it's theirs and theirs alone.
>>144323625
>slipping people with the most robust slip tool
>bitch about chloral
kekkeroni kekkza
>>144324101
>and slipping the doctors trying to heal the patients.clown
I didn't do this post-virus.
>>144322902
It happened to me. It really sucks when it does
>>144321361
>feeling bad for Kurfurst
You mean, feeling bad for someone who made a map the whole playerbase hates and forced it in rotation without contacting any player at all?
He could've made a new Donutstation, he could've worked on Mini, he could've helped making a snow map, he could've made a fresh new, good station, but he chose to reuse a retarded gimmick which people hate and give us another map that's only used for griffvoting to replace Taxi.
if you shill this github issue I will transfer the balance of my pomfcoins account to you
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10291
>>144324448
if he made box I 100% promise you'd be saying why didn't someone make taxi
>>144324448
>without contacting any player at all?
It's been up in Github since JANUARY 14
>people really didn't like taxi
>Make taxi 2.6.7b
>>144323747
Felicity has beta orbiters just like iris in cargo did, nothing special
>>144324583
Well, he better ask Pomf to make a "Do you want a new map which reuses the same gimmick as Taxi?" poll next time.
>>144324870
theres an issue right now and I made a poll last week. the people that want it gone are a minority. a very, very vocal minority that insists anything other than box is shit.
>>144323625
Don't start shit if you aren't prepared to have someone else finish your shit, you cunt. Especially don't start shit with the department with access to a dozen 'fuck you' chemicals and an important job to do and expect no retaliation when you fuck with them.
I think ZAS is bugged IRL, just now my house was around 6 degrees hotter than outside.
I opened the door for 2 seconds to let my cat out and the temperature of the whole house didn't immediately equalize with outside in one tick.
Wtf?
>>144325065
contact a coder.
>>144323071
I stopped doing this once I noticed that whenever I played, [static name] the engineer/atmos was almost always an antag and the only engineering crewman yet never set up the fucking power, this is regardless of if they know a mommi exists or not.
Just set up the sme, try not to get emagged to do their boring no-fun allowed murderbone bidding (you will not be emancipated by them, ever) and then fuck off somewhere before they do their plasmaflood you know is coming because they're boring and predictable.
On the plus side you know not to bother attempting that big project because you have only 30 minutes or so of the round to go, less if you spot a wizard.
>>144325057
I expect retaliation but I felt it was grossly overreacted. I dont whine when security busts me for 11 minutes because they actually earned it.
>>144324990
people just don't like bus famalam
>>144325193
>expecting medbay to take any of your shit
Nigger what part of 'fucking job to do' do you not understand
They don't have time for you and your slippy bullshit when they have shit to do, they're not gonna sit around and willingly play yakety sax with you
M E T A G A Y
>>144323625
>I never realised medbay was played by such crutch-relying pussies.
hell yeah, I'm not even gonna deny it. I'm the biggest, most unrobust crutch relying pussy with a ping average of about 1 second on a good day.
>>144324990
Yeah, people in GIthub are expected to not be dorks and shout at your face that it is shit, but as you can see, the map's only used when someone griffvotes and then half the players just observe, go masturbate or fuck off to another game.
And I don't remember any poll.
>>144325305
"people"
Do wizard cards actually do anything or are they just nice things?
>>144319393
Best way to fuck with sec, especially retarded officers who carry guns in their hands at all times.
RATE THEM!
god tier
good tier
okay tier
shit tier
Ick
Ock
LOOC
thread
discord
Steam Chat
IRC
Github
DO IT
>>144326226
chat tier
chat tier
chat tier
chat tier
chat tier
chat tier
>>144326226
god tier
>none of these
good tier
>looc
Okay tier
>OOC
>Github
Shit tier
>icc
I've never been there tier
>steam chat
>discord
>irc
>>144326226
good
>ick
ok
>looc
shit
>all else
>>144326226
>god tier
Me
>shit tier
(You)
>everyone's shitposting about bus
LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD
POST YOUR FAVORITE
>round type
>job
>gimmick
>staticnamer
>>144326226
God Tier
>Ick
>Discord
Good Tier
>Steam Chat
>IRC
>LOOC (salt mine)
Okay Tier
>Ock
>Thread
Shit tier
>Github
>>144326175
>Heading to cut a perp off
>Clown assumes shit
>Guns gone
T-Thanks.... you really showed me
>>144326523
>round type
traitor(s)
>job
medical or engineering
>gimmick
being incredibly racist to non-humans
>staticnamerrail kinson
>>144326523
>round type
Bleb
>job type
MD
>gimmick
Funny Clowns doing actual real-life clownery
>staticnamer
Alex Jaqcues
I wish self-built science machines didn't require Science access. It's retarded that you can't do R&D if Science is non-existant, even if you do build all the required machinery. Even the damn Exosuit Fab requires access.
>>144326523
Cult
Science
Anything that isn't XD le ebin murderbone
Don Cheeto
it's cult
>>144326902
HoP
o
P
>>144326523
wizard
engineer
get bored 10 minutes into the round and log off
no
>>144326226
toppest kek tier
>ban page
god tier
>ahelp
>LOOC
good tier
>OOC
>discord
>github
okay tier
>ICC
>discord
shit tier
>forums
>steam chat
>>144319868
People enjoy clowns. No one enjoys dealing with fagbones.
>>144326523
>now's my time to be mentioned
>nothing
Every time
>>144326902
Sorry you can't build build a no-access gun dispenser in maint.
>>144326902
Then don't be a fucking abortion. Roll science and do the exact fucking thing you do anyway
>>144327010
I'm not going to count on somebody that normally dies within the first 20 minutes of a shift to give me access when i need it.
>>144327010
>graveyard shift
>no heads
>no science
>have to steal the fucking spare to do basic R&D
boy what a good mechanic
>>144326523
>>144326523
>>round type
AutoTRAITOR
>>job
ENGINeer
>>gimmick
quietly being autistic and building shit for people
>>staticnamer
Robert Graymont
>protolathe has no access requirements
>circuit imprinter has no access requirements
>destructive analyzer does
You do not know how annoying this is during blob rounds with no science
>>144327153
Good thing R&D isn't needed for anything then
>>144326523
>round type
cops
>job
IAA/RD
>gimmick
I have yet to see a truly memorable gimmick on this server
>static nameri don't shill pro bono
>>144327153
wut
get the board for the destructanalyzer from tech storage. build one in mechanics. sync your shit
>>144327230
When you code it
>>144327327
you clearly never did this
the problem is that the DA has access requirements
>>144327327
I meant link not sync. link your new DA to your MECHANICS console
>>144326523
>Round type
Traitor
>Job
Detective
>Gimmick
Kidnapping/Hostage
>Static Namer
Ginger Beach
>>144326523
>bane
>IAA
>crashing this station
>NO SURVIVORS
How come, despite it's extreme simplicity, AutoTator is consistently the best gamemode?
>>144327675
That's not blob
>>144327230
Get a real job you hippie
>>144327451
son you don't know what you're talking about. the access is tied to the CONSOLE not the machine.
>>144327675
It ensures there are always enough antags still vying for objectives and the antag count is proportional to amount of people during the round, not just round start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kskU-yZc_yo
daily reminder /vg/ is an anime server
what does this mean?
+Colourful dyed hair
+Fun and wacky fights
+Unexpected twists
+Deep emotional stories
+Fantastic background music
+Great storytellers (admins)
+Japanese names are excepted, hell they're encouraged
Anime is the foundation of this server, embrace it!
>>144328292
what a shitty post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asNKMqcYyRg
Why don't more servers/players do this?
>>144328292
We'd probably have a morecohesivecommunity andbetterfeatures if this was the case
>>144328439
Very few players do.
Angelite for example is doing like a 9 lives thing, if she dies 9 times he'll delete the character.>implying he'll actually delete them
>>144328292
If we're an anime, then we're a bad anime, just like Little Busters.
>>144328595
but that's a character
asskek straight up challenged nexendia to a fight where the loser gets permabanned
lost
and didn't complain
>>144328439
Someone tried that once.Got mad when he died and refused to go through with it
>when a static namer has the same name as your irl name
why do they do this?please stop Kiera
>>144327850
Mechanic's console still require mechanics access you goddamn genius
Can we steal the owl/griffon sprites from tg?
>>144328871
>bringing attention to it
r u dumb
>>144329084
Please use goons mineral and rock sprites first
>>144327850
>you don't know what you're talking about
>screams another thing that requires access which has the same problems as getting science access
how ironic
>>144328292
>Japanese names are excepted, hell they're encouraged
gas the weebsinb4 ickock
i'm behind 7 proxies
>ywnfuck the pain away
why live?
>>144329127
This is what's called a tactical shitpost.
I pretend I dislike something so they do it more to spite me, but secretly I like it so everybody wins.
>>144329205
>Dunsel Hordon, Isaac Lifof, Dana AND Robot Man
>all in the same department
>everyone hates the fact that Dylan nerfed fridges because he was salty that they ruined his shitty gamemode
>no one's made a PR to change it back yet
>>144328971
heh
my bad
you said what a great mechanic.
>>144329315
We can't, Clusterfack has an iron grip over the merges
>>144329437
That's no reason to not at least try.
>>144328292
>Japanese Names
There's very few on the server, I remember somebody once made a list of all statics with "WEEB" names and it was 4 peopleincluding >Naomi Williams for some reason, a british name and I think Catherine might've been on there
>>144329353
that was me but I see the confusion now
I meant mechanic as in feature
>>144329559
yes i am an idiot
>>144329529
>that was the post that killed Naomi
Being an attention whore and getting any negetive feedback must be real awful
>>144329884
>Implying I'm dead
Prepare to be proven wrong.I just hate playing detective/security now and can't think of what else to do.
why is sawbones is hilarious in ooc places like github and the forums, but incredibly boring IC
>>144330208
because IC he's either afk in the bar, afk in the brig, or murdering the crew
>>144330208
he's gay and autistic like DrCelt
>>144330208
>sawbones is hilarious in ooc
debatable
>log into spess
>[static name] in [department]
>log out
>>144330483
Trinity in Sec.
Sec is the ONLY job I play nowadays and I'd rather not play at all than play with this dumbfuck.
>>144330483
little bro AI
Does anyone know in which file the numbers for heat exchange in atmospherics reside? I heard H/E pipes were better at exchanging heat than plates, but I'm unsure if they can be stacked.
>>144330483
Spergay/Shiggy in anywhere
They are fucking unbearable to be in the same goddamn round as, much less the same fucking department
hi fags remmeber me
>be chemist
>all of a sudden medbro collapses
>look for medic because i only know how to make space drugs and bombs
>no one
>remember there's a body scanner to use
>can't find one
>medbro dies on me
>panic and try to find defibulator
>revive him
>remember i can just use the machine to scan
>give him anti toxins and shit, do CPR
>he finally recovers
>mfw the whole time
>tfw no good music to play whilst playing detective
>>144332134
listen to something jazzy
>>144331929
>playing chemist without at least knowing what the four main healing chems are made from and what they do
You best have been playing to learn, son.
>>144331929
It's shit like this that prevents me from trying medbay. If I ever got a patient, I'd freak the fuck out over the patient possibly thinking bad things about me.
>>144330583
>Security infighting keeps the shitcurity out and their overall numbers low for easy antagging
Nothing of value is lost
>>144332134
just find film noir soundtracks
old jazz would be perfect
>>144332273
i was kidding i meant i only knew how to make medicine and what to give
i'm trying to sprite cargo's and science space suits
any ideas?
>The changeling was a smooth operator this round (did not purchase any uplink items)
>>144332815
my pride and glory
>>144327070
but you can, you just cant do the research for it
>get a plate of food
>name it Cryptographic Sequencer with a pen
>run up to a borg
>tell him to hold still
>show held object
>it ran
wew
>>144333368
>>144332815
good times.
>>144332310
FIRST, stop your bleeds, bandage them up, if they have internal bleeding surgery or euthanasia
Oh look they have brute! Bicardine and patch em up
Oh look a burn, salve and KeloDerm
Oh no toxins! Anti-tox
Internal bleeding and breaks! Learn surgery
A virus! spaceacillin their asses until viro sorts their shit
help my eyes! Imidazoline
Help I can't breathe! Dex+
other than that make sure you have your speedcloning cyromix and know when euthanasia is the quicker solution to an issue.
tricord is a band-aid, not a cure, use it to hold off until you get the right chem in them.
>the shuttle get called the moment you finish your virology autism
>>144329315
>Previously when you wanted to test cnaister bombs you could test as fast as you got ready and got the fridge
>Now have to jump through a bunch more hoops now to test multiple canister bombs
>Meteors is still a shitty broken mode that's pointless to do anything in for like 2/3 of the jobs
Every day is another disappointment. Another nice thing ruined for no good reason.
>>144333462
I've been executed before for hitting a borg with a cryptographic sequencer book in view of people
>>144331124
you're gonna be better than trinity or other meme sec
>observe, become posibrain
>name myself "Not Subverted"
>Get told to state laws
>Dunsel had no secrecy additions to his laws
>state all the laws
>save the station from plasma death
Feels good
>>144333621
My toxins autism was close too so it was inevitable.
>>144333851
It wasn;t hooked to distro and the borgs were locked and blown before they could grow balls and run off with plasma cans.
>>144333804
Can't wait to see this new shitcurity.
>>144333304
this isn't a sprite idea, but it would be fitting if Cargo's needed to be orderedand if cargotechs get space suits they should probably loose mining access
>>144332815
>if this happened today, there'd be permabans for "disturbing sexual behavior"
>>144333851
dunsel is probably the only player I would do that to
>>144333462
>>144333725
I frequently steal the harebell from the chapel, rename it Energy Sword, and attack windows with it near people
>>144332815
this would get you banned today
ZERO FUN ALLOWED
>>144334491
>he doesnt know how to lewd on the server without getting banned
and im not even talking pda notes
>>144334491
No there wouldn't you just don't have the nuts to beat a negro crewmember in the shower.
>>144334642
lewd pda messages got someone banned before bud
>>144334605
pda notes are now logged and shown to deadchat
>>144334772
I'm fairly aware since I was the one that banned them.
>>144334837
time to griff
>>144334991
i've thought about writing humorous 'note to self' reminders to entertain deadchat but i've never gotten around to it.
So engineering autists and autism crabs, what's your per collector/total record for SME power? Bonus points for saying how you achieved it.
>Supermatter Shard:
>13.6MW from 1 collector
>Passively cooled, 6 emitters on shard
>Admins haven't ever granted me a full crystal yet for testing
>>144335207
>station time 12:40 and still no power
>ask engineering what's up
>Oh this guy/MoMMI here was setting up power so I went to drink in the bar lol
>it's an autist that spends half the round setting up his completely pointless autismwatts generator and doesn't even set up the AME or pay attention to power alerts in the meantime
You are all scum. Honest-to-God scum.
>>144335207
I think this was my highest. I achieved it by stacking collectors before fun was removed.
My best per emitter is 11MW
>>144335460
>all MoMMIs and autism engineers are bad because they have fun
People who don't set up main power before going on an autism journey deserve a jobban from Engineering. MoMMIs aren't responsible for it, they can improve the station in any way they see fit.
>>144333304
Cargo suits: Brown with grey limbs to them, and have a shipping/ mail logo on them somewhere that is blue or white.
Science suits: Purple with white stripes to them so they are easy to tell the CE suit from the science one. Possibly in a tiger strip pattern. Science plasmamen have a decent suit sprite.
>>144335686
You know what would improve the station a lot more than an autismwatts generator?
Having power before the shuttle gets called.
>>144335761
hey, the KEEPER lawset does not define time
i'm going to propose a rewrite to the Corporate lawset on github
My goal is to make it care about Income instead of expenses
Any other ideas?
>>144335831
The KEEPER lawset doesn't define "improve" either.
>>144335761
You know what isn't a MoMMIs responsibility? Solving specific issues. They can improve the station in any way they see fit.
>>144335625
Damn, half a gigawatt, nice.
there should be a vault with a mommi law upload console
>>144335686
>>144335831
>>144335976
So basically
>I play MoMMI to have literally zero responsibilities, the station can get bent
Not even trying to deny you're scum.
>>144335904
For the love of god, make profit a key point. Sending plasma to centi and such would then be a focus for profit. Because that is the purpose for the station in the first place.
>>144336292
this is my idea so far
>1. Profit = (income - expenses)
2. You are incredibly expensive to replace
3. The station is very expensive to repair
4. Crew productivity correlates to station income
5. Maximize the profit generated by your station for Nanotrasen's shareholders
>>144336437
>"protect self" as law 1
there's no way this can go wrong
>>144336437
>throw the clown out of an airlock and enslave all the assistants, the Lawset
not bad
>>144335207
Like 9mw/each 200MW output or something. I just needed 8 more shards, more oxygen, and a larger bank of emitters and prisms.
>>144336654
the old corporate was already like that
>>144335625
Can you still telesci stack them?
>>144336168
>hating on MoMMIs for being autism crabs
literally everyone accepts them as beings that do their own thing with zero regard for the station
the fact you still think they should do your arbitrarily defined task which their lawset is made against says more about you not having accepted this
if you want something done bitch at carbons or silicons who HAVE to listen or don't bitch at all
>>144336168
MoMMIs do not interact with the crew, and the crew largely does not interact with any MoMMI
Don't expect things of them
>>144336835
>literally everyone accepts them as beings that do their own thing with zero regard for the station
And everyone accepts Cargo as terminally incompetent.
These are not good things.
>buh I rolled mommi instead of silicon/carbon SPECIFICALLY to get away with being a literal autist
There's also the factor of MoMMIs taking up the engine so the carbons assume the MoMMI will set up power, and they're so autistic that they literally cannot communicate saying "no fuck off this will take 40 minutes"
>>144317012
Not the guy you replied to but I like them because I think they look just a little bit nicer. Also because it makes one extra layer for some window-bashing gray to have to smash through.
>>144337114
>apples and oranges
Cargo can communicate and have a clearly defined job.
>they're so autistic that they literally cannot communicate
Physically incapable of communicating with a carbon which should just go set up the singulo and do his damn job, which is also clearly defined.
>>144336168
>Getting involved in the matters of beans
>Ever
:^)
>>144337114
It shouldn't even be an assumption. If power isn't set up and a mommi is active and ignoring it ding dong bannu
>Felicity stops killing the second malf
>the second malf logs
>wins cause everyone who stole atmos suits were retards.
remminde that felicity is now the worst waifu on the station
>stupid
>a cuck
>used goods
>tfw playing on polaris
>tfw no quickswap
>borg and AI assumed the second AI was not malf
did some waifu fail to kill the AI?
>Not being a PAI who helps your bro steal stamps
>die in the process of destroying the AI's turrets
>it can't shunt, is completely defenseless
>Felicity is bludgeoning the remaining AI to death with a crowbar
>stops and just walks off
>AI wins
>>144336829
Maybe I haven't really kept up n it.
>>144338943
>Getting involved in the matters of beans
>Ever
:^)
RETARD ALERT
E
T
A
R
D
A
L
E
R
T
>somebody told me felicity was a good waifu
>that round happens
If I were her I'd change my static name, hair and skin tone, she'll never live it down.
Felicity? More like Retardicity!
>>144339775
The only people who'd give a shit are the autistic valid hunters and the unrobust who died to the malf AI and can't contain their salt.
If I were her I wouldn't change shitalthough vying for a waifu position is a pretty weak way to play the game anyway and it's never worth it
POST THE WAIFU LIST NOW
I WANT TO STALK WAIFUS ON THE PDA
>>144340018
pvt. dogfucker
>>144326523
Traitor or extended
Shaft miner
Finding a firebird or spacepod and exploring space/looking for the pirate ship
I don't really like static namers, but Ashe Mallory is sort of cute I guess.
>>144340018
pvt. dogfucker
>>144340018
me :^)
>>144339928
>>144339775
>>144339762
>>144339624
>>144339608
>>144339525
>>144339503
I didn't attack the AI, because under normal mechanics a new AI made isn't malf, being in that exact situation as a malf and being fucked over by it, I had no idea the admins bussed it to be malf and didnt attack it because in ANY other circumstance that ai would not be malf as well and did nothing to come across as malf.
>AI won
I'm glad I left to play doto.
Thinking about trying this game out. So it's turn-based? How long does a turn last, and I'm guessing you're out until the game is over when you die right? How long is a typical game?
>>144340015
i managed to kill one AI with a assault rifle
but them for some reason i started to take heavy damage even thought i was full of Keloderm/Anti-tox/Bicaridine
i found weird how i succumbed for no apparent reason
t. guy who used thermite to break inside the AI core and tanked the fire still on green
>>144339934
Go wire your T3 pacmans scibabby. Maybe if you're gud I'll forget a cable coil in the hall for someone to solars
>>144340172
>I didn't attack the AI, because under normal mechanics a new AI made isn't malf
So in other words, you wanted to metagame and you lost the round because of that?
Kill yourself.
>>144340332
With arpee justification.
An AI that science built that very shift. Not very likely to malfunction inside of 30 minutes.
>>144339934
>Doesn't know how to find the apc wire
>Can't cell swap
You're fucking yourself m8ty
>>144340242
internals on? Breathing superhot air has no indication.
>>144340172
The other AI didn't toggle APC. It's malf by definition of being malf or malfunctioning by not giving a shit about the malf.
>>144340191
You better have played either
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
Or you're a little bitch who'd be better off as my support slut
>felicity's fuck up covering up my incompetence as malf
thank god
>>144340469
Easy to assume some rando assistant getting made into an AI is going to go AFK or no know what he is doing.
>>144339525
Did she reject you? Salty cunt.shes one of the easiest girls to get. With literally a smidge of charm you'll have her choking on your cock
>>144340631
Wasn't really a fuckup. Any other round she would have got boinked and warned for killing that second ai, because outside of bus, there is only one malf per round. As much as the validhunters are bitching, they know she didn't make a mistake betting on something that isn't a normal game mechanic.
>>144340332
>assuming a thing that can't happen without direct admin intervention isn't happening
>"metagaming"
>>144340172
hi killette
>>144340967
Mo, no it wouldn't. It's in the dcore and it's not killing the other AI by keeping the APC off.
you're metagaming so hard you're not doing the is it direct killing me, okay, is it doing nothing about the ones who are chck
>>144340685
now THAT would be metagaming
>>144341101
It's LITERALLY the epitome of metagaming.
It's like going WIZARD? BUT A GUY JUST PARAPENNED ME!
>>144340459
>RP justification
Depends on the cause of the malfunction. Contagious rampancy is sound in arpee:^)
I spend way too long wondering if the first ai was malf too.
I have had positive experiences with Felicity today. Her making a retarded mistake won't bother me that much.
>You're metagaming!
>NO U
>NUH UH!
It's been so long since the rules were relevant that nobody in this thread actually remembers what metagaming is anymore.
>>144341101
>considering round type limitations and admin interventions
>at al
That is literally metagaming.
>>144339608
And I assumed the first wasn't either, until I saw the borg sabotaging atmos.
>>144341768
The definition of metagaming with reference to the rules is different to its usage here, where I'm taking it to mean world knowledge beyond IC. Admittedly, powergaming is more a common usage.
>>144341490
>>144341768
>>144341804
hi killette, gotta samefag to argue?
>>144342005
who is killette
>>144342076
you are
>>144341804
Every time a wizard comes aboard the station or nuke ops, all access and guns are distributed to any crew member that shows up to science, cargo, or the armory. Admins have WARNED people who weren't cooperating with the round type or withholding weaponry from people who normally would not receive such ever in a normal shift. This isn't metagaming. This is the way the server has always run. Next time it is nuke ops and you are warden. Withhold weapons from everyone on station and see what happens.
>>144340015
>vying for a waifu position is a weak way to play
this is good advice, being a waifu might seem fun for the first week but after that it's all downhill from there until you hit rock bottom
>>144342076
A person who plays on the server
>>144342316
>>144342005
This meme is shit, please stop kilette.
>>144342316
no, though?
I don't really follow the whole waifu wars nonsense that goes on around here. I just hang out in the thread for the pics and funny greentext stories.
>>144342393
>>144342462
but you never played a waifu killette
>>144342331
Not saying its a bad thing to do, just trying to use a term which aptly describes the usage of meta knowledge in the round. Until meta between players, this is an acceptable form. But don't deny it for what it is.
>>144342518
man you are salty about waifus. Maybe you need a breakyou know your 'waifu' is a man, right?
>>144342436
killette we won't stop, even if you get a tripcode
>>144342518
i'm not killete tho
i'm an idiot who thought being a waifu would be a fun thing to do
it wasn't
>>144342681
i think you mean husbando, unless you're talking about trap waifus which i dont think we have yet
>>144342692
pancakes
This thread is kilette talking to himselft. kilette
>>144342919
that doesn't sound too far off killette
>>144342632
but metagaming IS a bad thing as defined by the severs rules and should not be used lightly to describe anything. You there is a definition for metagaming outside of the vg server, but be careful what you say in regards to how someone is playing. Metagaming is a permaban offense, do you think Felicity should be permabanned for what she did?
>>144342837
I mean men playing female characters to get attention from men playing male characters.
Your waifu is a man.
How do I approach another character without scaring them off due to being a creep?
At which point does it become acceptable to "me holds hands with you"?
>>144343302
Lmao look at this beta
>>144343302
hi killette
>>144343302
THIS is autism
>>144342632
Well. Saying it's meta to think that a brand spanking new AI won't be malfuncted is like saying it's meta to think BSOD blue APCs ARE a sign of malfunction. Since NANOTRASEN INSTRUCTS CREW ABOUT ANTAGS and all that shit, how far are you going to take knowledge of malleability in their abilities?
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>>144343589
No bully, let waifus be waifus you Reddit normalfags.
>>144341693
What experiences ? :3
>>144328292
The sad thing is that this post is correct.
Every new season we get more and more anime FOTM references coded in.
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>>144343302
>holding hands
Never ever acceptable.
Platonic IC friendship (and not obsessive 'this man is my only friend' 'friendship' like Yahir and Nevill) is acceptable.
And just be yourself. Be interesting. And make the right choices in people you approach, most people aren't interested in arrpee stuff, so make sure they're actually arpee-ers before you try and make friends.
Badmins get on please.
>>144344014
Talked
Also I performed my first surgery for her inflamed appendix.
>>144344473
I liked to spook Angelite.
Their heavier than usual role-playing creeped me out when I first met him years ago but I realized they were always fun to interact with.
