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Ponytail skin for every hero when edition

Previous Thread >>144134413

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
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>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/twRyTamX (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://watcher.gg/
https://masteroverwatch.com
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D.Va best girl
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Play nice
Play Pharah
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>tfw I find support and tank the most fun so I don't have to know the feel of lacking either in a team comp
Feels good desu
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Fourth for d.va isfucking unplayable and needs a buff.
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Wow guys the people who were caught doing blatant aimbot moves also are top on the score rankings! What a total coincidence! Just wow!

>""pro scene""
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>When the rockets hit just right
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>Somehow have 45 minutes with Widow even though the longest time I've played her in the few matches I've played as her is 5 minutes
Wish I had more time to play and hadn't wasted so much time on the Arcade Brawl last week.
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i went into the thread that just died just now, about to ask for advice on if this game is for me, and the first forty posts were about how badly everyone wants to have sex with the characters in the game.

if i spent like, 1000 hours on tf2, and love the object-oriented fps type gameplay, will overwatch be for me? or is it just for waifus
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>(embed)
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>>144144092
Ogon po gotovnosti
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Tracer
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Post em
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>tfw main McCree
Your tears taste wonderful, reddit!

Cry some more, I'm thirsty.
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Looking for people to bully me
Im a support main who loves to do your bidding
ingame and out ;)
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>It's an "I'm refusing to tank this game because I fucking do it every game, so somebody goes Reinhardt on Defense and does nothing but keeps his shield up as he slowly backs away from the payload while the enemy team pushes it towards us with no sign of the Reinhardt even attempting to stand on it to stop the push at all" episode.
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please i just want a team that fights for the point and not for potg
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>>144144124
>>144144152
Reminder that Pharah is sleeper OP and is going to be the new MccREEEE once he gets nerfed.

At least she takes a little skill to play by comparison.
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Man reinhardt is too easy to carry a team with.

Also, mercy's ult charge needs to be toned down a lot.
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Someone do one of these for Overwatch.
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>>144144208
Post id
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>>144144163
>One day I will get good.png
>most played is genji and junkrat

guess again faggot
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>>144143967
When did Korra get power armor?
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>>144144186
I must fan the hammer. If I do not fan, I die
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>>144144142
>being this shit at tanking
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>>144144152
wow
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>>144144152
>Nobody looks up: the play

man get me in your fucking potato queues too
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The thread in which we discuss what an Omnic Dog hero would be like.
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I need healslut hypno someone post it
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>>144144175
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you are currently within my line of vision
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>>144144097
That's Blizzard for you, or most American companies for that matter. I'm from England and Tracer's voice is awful and often sounds Australian (inb4 some Burgerstani comes in and says they're the same, thus proving my point). The """""""Scottish"""""" accent of the Hearthstone innkeeper is also incredibly bad.

Reminds me of Annah in Planescape Torment; she had a Scottish accent by an actual Scottish woman yet the dev team seemed to think they'd cast someone with an Irish accent and gave Annah a St Patrick's Day costume.
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Are any of the accents in this game genuine? I think Tracer's voice accent is British but it's obviously exaggerated.

I love Junkrat but his GOIDAY MAYTE is so irritatingly fake.
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>>144144248
The same people bitching about McCree were bitching about Bastion until they found out Bastion had counters.
When they discover McCree is countered by everyone that can shoot farther than 5 feet they'll move on to Pharah.
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>>144144292
Fan is probably going to get a cooldown.
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>>144144185
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>>144144175
I want to rub my dick against her freckles.
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I suck ass at aiming.
How can I get better?
I know it's a retarded question but I'll take anything.
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>>144144279
are you EU or US?
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>>144144327
Fast hit and run dog of many killings.
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>>144144431
Practice makes perfect anon
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>>144144436
Yes
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Holy fuck someone give me a group I can't keep playing with retards.
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>>144144185
>>144144163

>>144144283
>Genji doesn't take skill
>Playing a good Junkrat doesn't take skill (I'm not a good junkrat, but still)
Would you rather I play McSkill and pretend I'm actually good?
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>>144144431
Adjust your mouse sensitivity.
If you swipe past your intended target, lower it. If you shoot too early, increase it.

Play versus A.I. to get some practice in.
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>the only thing I've gotten from a loot box for my favorite hero is a spray
>legendary and epic unlocks for Genji
>level 25
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>>144144431
draw a big crosshair in the centre your screen with a sharipe, practice aiming your mouse at it and drink a lot of mountain dew
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>>144144431
This will sound fucking retarded in return, but direct concentration to your crosshair.
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>>144144431
practice on the bots in the training range?

Do it while running, while standing on the moving platform and so on.
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What time is it familia?
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>>144144401
Why didn't it have one to begin with baffles me.
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>>144144492
Swisarmywife#2234
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>>144144431
Practice and don't have high sensitivity.

1600dpi MAX.
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>>144144142
I consistently get golds and wins with her. Git gud
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>>144144343
>Annah's accent
>Annah in general

actually puking irl right now

fall-from-grace literally the only relevant girl
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>>144144431
Play on a lower sensitivity is the obvious answer; most people have their sensitivity way too fucking high.

Go into practice range as McCree and run around at full speed two-tapping people in the head. Don't bother with body shots, don't use anything other than right mouse button.

And just learn to get used to your mouse movements. Something as simple as the bells in Dorado attacking spawn can be useful to just repeatedly swish your aim at and try not to over/undershoot it, even for a fraction of a second.
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How do you fucking play with D.Va? It's just been loss after loss after loss and I have been trying to get gud with her for forever. It's just not fucking happening and seems impossible.
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>>144144585
9:08
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>>144144431
Monkey around more.
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>>144144431
play McCree and unbind fan the hammer
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>>144144431
You have to just keep doing it. Most people here have been playing FPS of some sort for most of their lives. They started when they were kids and were terrible but didn't realise or mind. When you start when you're older, you're not using to being incompetent at things - unlike a kid who's shit at everything, even walking and talking. Younger people also learn faster so spend less time in the "I'm awful" zone.

Just accept you're going to be terrible until you aren't. Honestly, though, like a lot of skills, it's way harder to learn it when you're older, and the older you get the harder it'll be (not least because, in this case, your reactions to actually dull as you get older, and I don't even mean OLD old, I just mean like later 20s).
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>>144144513
They're butthurt, m8

Each character takes some skill and lots of restraint in order to stay alive, Genji, Junkrat, and McCree are just annoying to die from so they get lots of shit..
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>>144144420
iktfb
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>>144144327
Shift movement ability activates traction claws that allow it to walk up walks and onto ceilings if it wants, ult makes it roll up into a gigantic wrecking ball and go bowling, damaging and knocking enemies it hits up into the air.
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>>144144585
04:09 and I'm going to sleep in a bit.
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>>144144659
you fucking don't
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>82% of Egyptian woman have had genital manipulation

Reminder that some fat faceless Egyptian old man took a knife to pharahs genitals
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>>144144327
robocock knotting
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>>144144709
I want to fuck D.Va and Mei at the same time
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>>144144709
>Just accept you're going to be terrible until you aren't. Honestly, though, like a lot of skills, it's way harder to learn it when you're older, and the older you get the harder it'll be (not least because, in this case, your reactions to actually dull as you get older, and I don't even mean OLD old, I just mean like later 20s).

Welp, may as well kill myself now
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How do I get gud at precise aiming?

I have the easiest time aiming when it's about moving the crosshair a lot, but if I have to move it like 1mm I always fuck it up, mostly because I can't get the thing moving because I try to be too precise.
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>have sunyatta
>tfw follow a 76 around
>never take orb off him
>put discord on whoever hes targeting
>save his life when we face overwhelming odds
>tfw i have effectively become a stand

was fun
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when you destroy turret or mine/trap, it says something (+25)

what is the meaning of that number
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>>144144729
She always looks so different in SFM than in the actual game, while Widow and DVA seem to look almost the exact same. Why is this.
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First game of the day, first win of the day, wahey.
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>>144144654
Whether you like it or not, it was a Scottish woman doing her normal voice yet the Americlaps though it was an Irish accent - even though apparently 80% of people in America talk about their Irish heritage. Overwatch is a load of Americans doing shit-tier accents that only clueless Americans that only watch American TV and movies and haven't travelled further than their local gun store will find it okay.
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>>144144858
Lower your mouse sensitivity.
I had the same problem.
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>>144144185
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So I think we can all agree on this.
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There's a reason that Pharah is little more than a brown woman with an accent.

>an arabic-speaking or canon-muslim character that kills people chiefly with explosives
>tumblr's face when
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I want my PETRA Act-backed Super Cop hero and I want him now.
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>>144144916
anything that grants numbers gives your charge for your ultimate
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>It's a "It's a "There are people . . ." + smug overwatch girl with condescending look episode" episode
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pro tip: enable health bars for soldier 76 in settings menu

he's better at healing than zenyatta desu. just won a game as the only healer lmao
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If I get a discord orb on rein before he puts up his sheild, does the sheild also take extra damage?
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>>144144993
>the Hog
>C tier
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>>144144659
Just play Winston instead. You'll do better with him against anything that doesn't have armor.
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>>144144097
You should listen to the English release of the STALKER games.
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>>144144786
What percent of Egyptian women wear flying robot suits?
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>>144144892
MY FAVORITE LOOT BOX
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>>144144993
Switch Zen and Roadhog desu
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man that long range stun with a big aoe explosion sure is fun xd
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I can't wait until threads start to slow down so that we can really start laughing at battleborn.
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>Try to spectate friends game
>Shoves me into a match with randoms
>Does this three times
>Says I'm close to getting a penalty

What the fuck I just wanna watch my friend play.

>mfw anyone says this game is going to be an e-sport
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>>144144993
Swap Roadhog and Widowmaker, then Reaper with Mei, and you're golden.
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>>144144168
Don't worry you'll like it.
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>Ogon po gotovnosti!
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>>144144659
You just jack off to her porn. Also switch to her right before your team wins so everyone can look at her and get mad that someone's playing as her.
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>>144145059
Roadhog's abilities include
>giving free ult to the enemy team
>dying to anyone who can breathe through their nose
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>>144145084
this and it is pretty accurate
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Is Winston the worst hero in the game? How do I git gud with him? Not even memeing
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theres way too much shit in this game that auto aims
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>guy with absolutely no awareness insists on playing zenyatta
>barely heals anyone because he's fucking blind
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>Mercy having constant ults

Would it not be better if the ult charge went on as time goes by instead of charging it faster with every hit?
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>>144144945
I understand. I'm brazilian and honestly I'm glad they didn't even bother with giving Lucio an accent

>Friend asks me "what if Blizzard hired you to voice lucio and give him an authentic accent"
>sperg the fuck out and say that my accent is really different from the carioca accent (aka the accent people think all brazilians use) and it wouldn't really make much sense
>"dude it was just a joke lol"

At least they didn't give him an european portuguese accent

that would've been a disaster
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>>144145045
I wish his heal took like a second before it activated so others can waddle their fat asses over to it before it ends.
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>>144145019
>It's a 'Desperately, lonely, ugly traps and neckbeards-gone-gay-through-vaginal-attrition posting smug anime reaction images' episode
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>>144144168
it's pretty good

when you lose you usually get stomped hard though. Close games usually end in overtime bullshit, which could go either way (so ignore whatever progress the match has made so far)
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>>144144585
6:14 PM PST
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>want to play pharah
>every match seems to have some widow that never misses
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>3rd Legendary Reaper unbox
>Only play support
Disenchant option fucking when
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>>144145194
>Not being the Tracer or Winston that gets out of the cancerous ults
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>>144144993
The lower it goes, the less accurate it seems

I think a lot of people would also argue widow is SS

I don't really know if Zarya is actually A tier

I'd say reaper should be B, everyone but bastion in C should be moved up to B, and that Zen and DVa are C
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>>144145206
>being bad at Roadhog

He's not the best character, but he's not the worst. He can deter a ton of movement when you witness your pocket Mercy get swooped up and blasted.
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>>144144092
Ogon po gotovnosti!
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>>144144579
This doesn't help. You just get used to their specific movements which isn't similar to anything when playing against others.
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>>144144574
Actually that's not retarded at all, now that I think about I DO focus on the target, rather than my crosshair.

Also, thanks everyone, I'll keep everything in mind.
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> Try to keep a good mix of all characters
> top played is mercy, followed by reinhardt, then pharah, mei, basically filling team need
> solo queue a bit and get first pick, decide to go Hanzo because I'm ready to just chill and have a casual fun game
> spawn in, first player in
> a level 14 joins
> he picks Hanzo
> view his career profile
> all hours played are Hanzo
> except for 1 that is Genji

I don't know why I even bother. It's like I'm forced to play Mercy to have the slightest chance of winning, and that's an exercise in futility of trying to coral wet cats, or I get to be Reinhardt because no one else plays tank. I never get to just play a casual fun dps character. How do you do it? How do you get over the empathy and responsibility you feel to do whats right
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>>144144168
Matchmaking is rigged, Blizzard is bending towards the ASSFAGGOTS crowd already, and you'll get bitched at by everybody and their wife's son for not being omnipotent whatever role you choose.

So no, don't buy it.
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>>144145161
>widow C tier
what the fuck?
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Getting nearly bored guys.
This game is really fucking shallow and casual but it's actually the lack of choice in what maps you play that is killing me.
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>>144145297
>vaginal-attrition
holy shit lmao
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>>144145381
I want Zarya to destroy my pelvis
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It sure is weird when level 1 players show up in level 40+ games once you get a winrate over 50%
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>>144144993
Mostly accurate, Widow potentially moves up to SS based on skill, Zen and DVa down to C, and Hanzo to B
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>>144145469
>> solo queue a bit and get first pick, decide to go Hanzo because I'm ready to just chill and have a casual fun game
>> spawn in, first player in
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>144145504
I just want to fight in the Australian wasteland. Junkertown maps when
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>>144145381
>that pic

[sweating intensifies]
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>>144145223
Winston is one of the better tanks in the game if you flank and burn squishys. The last thread had a ten post reply.
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>>144145498
Her playstyle requires previous experience in Bejewled or Candy Crush, turning Overwatch into a glorified point-and-click game.

I don't know what to tell you.
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>enemy team has a zarya
>my team is guaranteed to feed her a constant 80+ energy

why is it so hard for people to understand that they shouldnt be attacking the bubble?
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going against 5 defense heroes with a healer on anubis and gibraltor is cancer
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>>144144709
>tfw didn't start playing fps "seriously" until mid 20's
>tfw look at other mid-20's people who've been playing fast-paced fps for years and wonder what could've been
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>>144145617
I'll check it out, thanks m8
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>>144145297
Thread really needs more Aniki desu.
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>fps bro convinces me to buy ow
>we've played all sorts of go fast shoot fast fps games together
>absolutely stomp the first half dozen of matches, spawn-camping 2v5 style
>this continues to a lesser and lesser extent
>mfw level 9 and 10 and playing in level 30+ matches
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>>144145558

No one else on the team had picked by the time it dropped us in game with the 30 second to start attack countdown. Eventually we got a zen, a soldier, a hanzo (this guy), a tracer and I can't even remember what else
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I like saying Gibraltar.
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>>144145626
That doesn't mean she's ineffective when it comes to winning matches, McCree is just as easy to play and he's SS.
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>>144145648
>play with retards from the thread
>one picks McCree and joke about how OP he is
>tries to flashbang and M2 a bubbled Zarya
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>>144144659
I've barely touched this game and have no history with FPS but I actually find her one of the most pick up and play characters.
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>>144145504
Aside from obvious hero-related things (McCree, Mercy's ult charge time, how incredibly fast Mei's freeze takes effect) the only thing I really dislike about this game is how piss easy it is for Defending teams. They spawn nearly directly onto the final point, and respawn timers are ridiculously short, in conjunction with how fast Mercy's ult charges, being on an Attacking team is just fucking un-fun in the latter half of a match. The beginning isn't so bad at all, it's really just those final points, or when you're nearing upon those final points, that really kills enjoyment.

Temple of Anubis being the absolute worst map in the game by far.
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>>144145774
>having to play with people from here because you have no friends
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>>144144993
Reinhardt is B-

Winston is A-

Mercy is A-

D.Va is A-

Genji is S-

Everything else that was previously in A- is actually C-

Mei and Bastion are SS+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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>>144145774

I noticed a lot of people in pubs hit my Zarya when I bubble.
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>>144145681
>tfw this is my first venture into seriously playing
>joining a group with my friend who's been playing FPS forever, and all of his friends who are the same
>hear them try not to sound disappointed playing with me
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why play characters that take effort and skill to use, just use torbjorn and bastion XDDD
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>>144145761
>Widowmaker is as easy to play as McCree
Are you high, Anon?
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Christ look at how fat Mei is. You could fit Tracer's entire volume in one of her thighs.
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>>144145796
Every payload map is just horribly designed to make it look like a good fight. Attackers can steamroll through most of it but once you reach the final section of every map it becomes impossible because the only option is to blindly turn a corner and meet the entire enemy defense.
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>>144145874
ouch mate, but they seem like cunts if they can't unplug and just play for fun
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>>144144667
Thanks!
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>>144145332
Soldiers will shut you down too. They don't even have to be good. That's the unfortunate thing with her. I'd play her way more if she wasn't so easily made useless.
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IM GOING FOR THE SCROTUM STEAL
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>>144145790
You haven't played enough to really see her weaknesses. Her shotguns are weak as shit even close up and her armor sucks ass. Her booster cooldown is a bit too long for what it should be too. Playing with her in the last weekly brawl was what D.Va should be like.
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>>144145297
>Vaginal-attrition
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>>144145912
Vermelho confirmed for best Lucio skin?
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>>144145912
That's a cute tracer pose
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>>144145194
>MOLTEN CORE
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>>144145912
you could fit tracer's entire volume into roadhog's belly too
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is blizzard hinting at zarya being a lezzer with her attack prep room diaglouge between mei
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>>144145828
Or your friends aren't a load of autistic neckbeards so you need to find some online. I'm glad my friends aren't just somes people I met in programming lessons and that the most fun I've had with them wasn't just having a lightsaber fight at a bus stop, yet it's annoying when I do want to do geeky things like this.
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>>144145948
We have a good time, but I'm not good enough to be fill that sixth slot and it's cost us the game on more than one occasion.
Th-they always try to be supportive of me, since they know I'm new, but still...
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>no 26 chapter fanfic of d.va surviving without everything handed to her with roadhog and junkrat to become junker d.va
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Roadhog going full hog is what keeps me wake at nights.
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>>144144993
http://www.overwatchtierlist.com/list/709457/
This is the official /owg/ list
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>>144145912
That's what happens when you put turnout gear on a girl that's already THICC.
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>>144146087
What does she say? Also, they said one of the OW characters is gay, but we all assume Zarya because... well, it's easy.
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>>144146037
In my opinion it's the best one and it's a shame so many people choose the pinup pose just for the controversy associated with it.
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Is there are setting to stop it putting you in games that are already in play?
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>>144146087
go away, tumblr

zarya joking about wanting a jacket does not mean they're muff-divers
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>>144146114
You can lose in overwatch pretty easily despite putting up a gud fight most of the match
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>>144146087
Making Zarya a clam slammer would be too boring and predictable
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Gotten like 3 PoTG with Genji doing 1v4s but all I want is a Tracer PoTG :(

I even got her the Intro where she laughs
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>>144145194
>DONG ZHU BUXU ZOU
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>>144144659
You don't. She's the weakest hero because she's not actually good at anything. Blizzard are supposedly looking into it but her biggest flaw is that her critbox is in the middle of her body so despite being a tank she gets shredded easily. Can't really change that without changing her design completely.
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Is Blizzard a fan of anime or Japanese culture because whenever I have to fucking hear Genji or Hanzo talk I CRINGE at the weeb shit.
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>>144146157
mei asks her how she can fight in the cold without a coat and zaryas like ill tell u if u give me ur jacket ;;;))))
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>>144145912
>Mei saying GG before anyone on the enemy team said GG.

Wow BM
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>>144146223
Yes for example when Hanzo doesn't extend Overtime despite enemy team being wiped, point being 2/3 done and Lucio+S76 almost there.
Like seriously fuck Hanzo.
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>>144145283
>complaining about mercy ults

Nigger, just kill the bitch - Sincerely, a Mercy
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>>144146240
THAT
FUCKING
CUNT
MEI
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>>144145194
>>144146041
>pushing the point
>no healer in sight
>entire enemy team is dead
>"contesting"
>Helden sterben nicht!
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How do I beat "It's a Reinhardt standing on the payload with his shield up while his entire team backs him up episode".
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>>144146114
>I'm a medic. I have the right to treat any patient I want first.
That's not how it works. What retard came up with this shit?
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>>144146202
>>144146224
Does Blizzard even care that much about the story beyond maybe character backgrounds?

Are we going to get a story-based single player overwatch?
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>>144145887
>Point and click sniper
>Flashbang and click fan
and I still don't even get what your point is. How "easy" a character is to play has nothing to do with their actual power ranking. Their tier is dependent solely on how well they can perform, not how little input is required to achieve max performance. Noone makes metalists just for how easy a character is to play; if you're talking about the metagame, you're going to be talking about it in the hands of good players. There'd be no point to talking about it otherwise.

>>144145857
>Mei and Bastion are SS++
consider playing the game for more than a day before coming to conclusions like that
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>>144144919
the person who ripped and distributted Widow's and Dva's model/textures is a pro, the guy who ripped Tracer is a retard, there's probably a newer more accurate and polished rip but people keep using the old one because they're idiots.

No idea who ripped Sym and Phara, they're pretty great as well, maybe Ellowas did it too, but I haven't bothered looking.
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>>144146114
>pic
This is a reference I can't quite put my finger on.
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>>144146332
It charges way too fast.
t. Mercy.
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>>144146380
Found a McCree main.
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>>144144303
>headshot zone makes it basically impossible to tank
>"cannons" shoot literally nothing. Might as well not bother unless the enemy is humping your mech
>defense matrix doesn't last long enough to be significantly effective

Tell me she doesn't need a nerf my guy
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>>144145912
>mfw my friend said her body is unrealistic
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>>144145916
If only there was a way to get vision there or some sort of shields on multiple characters...
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>its a Widowmaker has her head too far up Tracers ass to bother killing the enemy bastion episode
>uses infra sight once in 10 minutes
>ONCE
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Healslut Mercy sucks, where's the yandere Mercy?
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>defending

this is the most overpowered shit

How are you supposed to actually fucking attack when stupid faggot widows and faggot turrets with the fucking short walk from spawn makes it fucking POINTLESS to do anything unless you ult bomb for 1 or 2 check marks
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>>144146358
I thought they even said they were making stuff up as they go so it's probably not at the top of their list.
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What is worse

>bad Genji
>bad Widowmaker
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r8 my skins
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>>144146464
How am I a McCree main? I just talked shit on him, you don't make any sense.
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>>144146347
You need a flanker and have your team take that distraction to attack and throw ults and stuff
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>get killed by bastion 10 times in a match
>/owg/ still thinks he's a "fair" hero
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After getting this retard to do it after 3 times with me getting 5-6 ults every time, fuck you this is my potg.

>>144144092
Ogon po gotovnosti!
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>>144146452
It can't charge if you kill her first
t. another Mercy
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>>144146572
>not knowing how to counter widows
McCree main spotted.
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>>144146332
>Kill Mercy
>Team rushes the point, all but two make it out to stand on the point
>Mercy is up and has to walk 2 feet onto the final point to stall, or just ult

Yeah, okay. Great plan. Not like the shit map design and respawn timers put a wrench into that plan or anything.
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>enemy widowmakers are korean aimbot tier
>my teams widows are 13 year old whos learning to use a mouse for the first time tier
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>>144146593
Bad Widowmaker. Even if they were mediocre, they could have an effect on the match by killing people and using their ult.
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>>144146613
maybe don't run at him head on any more once you've died ocne or twice
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>>144146157
>we all assume Zarya
No, 'we' don't
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>match found!
>joining
>loading screen over
>Play of the game: x as Junkrat

I was thrown into a game that was already at play of the game and it counted as defeat

bravo
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Do you think that Blizzard intentionally released all their shitty skins first to sap peoples early buyers money and currency and then double tap them once they buy more loot boxes after Blizzard release actually good skins?

I mean I just find it hard to believe that an art team as relatively confident as Blizzard can only produce the horrible skins that the majority (BUT NOT ALL SOME SKINS ARE PRETTY OKAY) of the release skins are.
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>>144146548
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>>144143967
>pick zenyatta
>mercy selects a different character because zen can heal
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>>144146572
Final point is garbage on 100% of the maps.
>hurrdurr just ult spam
This game isn't going anywhere competitively.
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>>144146635
Just kill her again
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>>144146607
>poker-ass
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>>144146347
Bastion his shield or Hanzo his head from the flanks. I know this because I main Reinhart.
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>>144146347
Symmetra's orbs go through his shield.

Otherwise maybe Junkrat.

Kinda requires a team effort though, you can't do it on your own.

A good widowmaker who can pick off people as soon as they step outside the shield is great too.
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>>144146613
>I just ran into flypaper and died ten times, I can't believe people think flypaper is fair!
He's a gimmick that works on new players
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>>144146715
forced 50 strikes again
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>>144146342
Where is that image from?
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>>144146240
Why does mei look like she's 12 even though she's 31? Also is the her current age, or before she was frozen?
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how much damage does a point blank reaper shottyboombotty do to a rhein shield?
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>finally got 1000 currency
>really like mcree's riverboat skin but i suck with his left clicks
>really like zarya's russian skins but i don't play her enough
>like mercy's sigrun skin but i already have it

i don't feel like i play any hero enough to warrant spending all the currency i've saved up until this point on it
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>>144146358
Just judging from the comics and cinematics alone it's obvious they're trying to ramp up preparation for a PVE campaign featuring giant Omnic fights.
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>>144146270
Geeks in general are. Younger people think it's quite a new thing, like post-Naruto anime, but it's been around for ages. Old DnD stuff has shitloads of stuff about ninja and samurai. I actually first heard of terms like "wakizashi" in Baldur's Gate 1.

Go back to the first Elder Scrolls game and it opens with a quite from a most honorabaru sword master called Gaiden Shinji, which is that classic weeb thing of learning about 5 words and using them wrong all the time. It isn't even a personal name and just means "Side Story Shinji".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXSZPh52E60
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>>144146736
>It's a "Healer is mandatory" player episode

>Said player actually browses /owg/

git gud
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I wish we could just straight up buy currency. I'm not gonna spend some bucks on a bunch of retarded sprays and voicelines
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>my entire team gets manhandled by a single torbjörn turret

why can't a widowmaker/mccree/pharah deal with a torb lv2 turret??? fuuu
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>>144146848
~280
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>>144146335
That video cracks me up in all the best ways.
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When do people learn to change heroes if things aren't working

It's fucking infuriating watching the same genji faggot run at the enemy spawn and die over and over
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>>144146621
Pretty good one tovarish commandier
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>>144146849
>sucking with McCree left clicks.

So you just don't play anyone then huh?
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>tfw sneaking up behind the enemy mercy, whispering nothing personnel and meat shotting her before your team unloads hot sticky ults all over her team
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>>144146717
Or maybe they aimed them at a wide variety of tastes and not just yours, you literal autist?
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>>144142407
For me personally yes, I actually like the way she looks it's why I haven't, nor will I ever, use any of her legendary skins. Also all I an think of when seeing her industrial/goth ones are CRAWLING IIIIIIINN MY SKIN!
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>>144146849
and we are supposed to know this information because.... ?

might as well blog about your mom's undies or something like that.
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Lucios rightclick should reflect projectiles and stuff like genji
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>>144146621

Clearly wasnt your POTG though, since you're viewing this as a Highlight. If you view it after the game and it WAS POTG, it says Play of the game.

So you didn't get it. Because you're shit
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>>144146354
It's called triage.
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>Year of our lord 2016
>Bastion can still get play of the game
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>>144146912
Because any sort of hitscan is a counter to those characters.

You need a Junkrat.
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>>144146951
>every class has a mid range semi automatic gun you use for headshotting

i think you are playing the game wrong my man
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>>144146920
What video?
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>>144144431
Open up mspaint and learn how to point and click
in actuality take time taking shots, speed comes with muscle memory and training
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>>144146548
Why does mercy attract the most degenerate of people? I love the yandere thing tho. Fucked reyes, then once he told her he was gay she turned him into a disembodied smoke. Cut off genji's dick and other limbs, but told him she 'saved' him so he would feel obligated to her.
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>>144146954
I jump like a retard when I'm doing the Death Blossom, does it actually help dodge some damage?
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>>144146634
fuck off, there is no counter aside from a widow
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What's your best unboxes?

Got two skins for people I actually play.
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nerf fucking widow already holy fuck. i have less of a problem with mccree than i do with this cunt. i swear im going to get chat banned with how much i go off on them because i get so fucking mad
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>>144146114
This pic always makes me feel bad
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>attack on Temple of Anubis
>can't get out of spawn point
Send help.
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>>144147050
BLOWN
LOWN
OWN

The fuck out
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>>144146613
>how to spot a noob, the post

Bastion is stationary. Bastion and reinhardt together, too.

Even on the payload , you always know where they are. Now if only there were characters that can shoot rockets or grenades...
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How do I set up custom games in control maps so I can choose which stage I want to play?
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>bought 30 loot boxes
>only got 2 trash legendaries
why did I even bother?
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>>144146354
someone not familiar with EMS protocols
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>>144147228
cucked by blizzard
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>>144147145
Got Yeti Mei and junker D.Va in one
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>>144146945
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>finally get cool team
>leaving game not enough players
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>every fucking match

Get to the point
Guys get to the point
can you get to the point
everyone on the point
group up and on the point
move to the point
GET TO THE POINT
GUYS GET TO THE GOD DAMN POINT
GET YOUR ASS TO THE MOTHER FUCKING POINT
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>>144147118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Mp5gE0HSw

When the true saltiness kicks in, it's delicious.
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>>144147228
buy another 50
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>>144146621
I really like most of that intro I just can't ignore the fact of how she deadlifts with her entire lower back.
>>
Reinhardt nerf when?
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>add 5 bulltets to Tracer ammo count

Anyone else agree with this? I feel like I'm always short a few in a firefight.
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>>144146354
Yeah, and I've heard from insiders that real medics don't fly around with glowing angel wings and heal people with a magic staff. This game fails on so many levels.
>>
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>>144147228
>buy 50 boxes
>get 6 legendaries and enough money for the skin i want along with voicelines and victory poses I wanted
>next level up crate is a highlight I was going to save up on
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>>144147329
no one at blizzard works out, you can't expect them to know that
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>>144147050
fucking E X P O S E D
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>>144147291
>It's another 'Widowmaker has died 12 times and still refuses to switch when we're on the offensive' episode
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>have a decently rounded team
>two offense heroes, a defense hero, a reinhardt and a symmetra
>lock in lucio
>wtf lucio we already have a support switch to someone else
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>>144147057
i actually havent got any bastion potgs recently
am i high mmr
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>>144147095
The first shot is the fire shot for a shit ton of people.

Genji, Mei rmb, Dad 76, Lucio, torb, etc etc. The only difference is that it's semi just practice and throwing pot shots outside of 15m where you should exlsuively right mb is easy. Training mode and working on moving and shooting helps though.
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>>144147015
I'm too cynical to believe that.
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>widowmaker gets a bodyshot on me
>rapidly fires a followup shot
>escape with 10 health left
>desperately look for health
>tfw it's this one
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>>144147486
bastion is one of the rarest heroes I encounter by now
>tfw no longer at shitter mmr
>>
>play 10 hours of Mercy exclusively
>try going back to other characters
>play well, but never get any medals whatsoever, in any category
>don't feel like I'm dragging my team down, but obviously I'm not excelling like I used to
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>>144147291
>tfw you see a teammate running off to chase a mei
>MEI >>>> TEAMMATE
>you see a teammate run into a room after a symmetra
>SYMMETRA >>>> TEAMMATE
>>
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>>144147291
>everyone plays for high K/D ratio
GET ON ZE POINT
>>
>just sniped a level50 widow as Mercy

I don't even know how
>>
>3stack does fucking nothing
>Their Mercy just runs around
>Payload reaches first checkpoint
>LOL BYE
>3stack leaves
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i honestly dont think i can continue to play this game with the state mccree and widowmaker are in, each of these characters literally ruiin every fucking game they are in and they are in 95% of games

and the rank i am at they are actually really fucking good, the mccrees can left click which makes him uncounterable
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>>144147638
>that everything

How is she so good?
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>>144147561
>encounter a Bastion who has such terrible aim that your team takes down his reinhardt shield and kill him before he hits a single one of you

Looks like I'm back in the shitter mmr.
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>pick tank
>its a nobody on your team knows how to dps episode
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>>144147561
Not much has changed. Bastion was exchanged for McCree and your team is still retarded.
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H-hey there
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>>144147750
You can't do effective DPS with a shit tank, you maroon.
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>>144147750
Every episode is this episode :\

I just want to be carried for once
>>
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>>144147701
I've won plenty of games where a MLG sick snipezz noscope 360 widowmaker cost the enemy team because they wouldn't stop the point

One of them they had 50 elims or something stupid and still lost
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>>144147750
>enemy team has flankers that kill support
>enemy team has pharahs that know how to aim
>enemy team has McCree that knows about E+M2+Shift+M2
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>>144147701
>Complaining about Widowmaker
Every complaint against Widowmaker deserves a Winston reaction image.
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>>144147810
>duplicate +5
>>
>Attachs symmetra turrets onto a basketball
>try to launch it out of spawn
>sentry is destroyed on impact

Dammnit! This would have been amazing symmetra tech
>>
>>144147656
Level means very little. If you've been playing fps for years or even decades, someone wont be better because they played 15h more overwatch than you
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>>144144372
>implying McREEEEs don't ever go out into the open unless they ult

>Implying his M1 doesn't exist
>>
I like how the chance for duplicates is obviously higher than the chance for a new item. At least they give coins.
>>
>Level 31 over 60% winrate
>get paired with 40-60 people
>Against two level 82 and some other 60+
>Two tracers on crack the whole game can't do shit
>MCrees everywhere
>Die over and over again

So this is what they call no fun allowed?
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>playing mcbalanced
>it's high noon
>genji walks up to me, says 'hello' and presses E
>shoot him in his fucking skull

sorry mate that only works against dipshits
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>>144146660
>Enemy Widow is a God

I can't play Widow because I get noticeable mouse lag whenever too much shit is happening. Also it seems like shots I legitimately hit don't register, and shots I didn't think I were even close to become headshots. I have no idea how it happens, but my Widow gameplay sucks now because of it.

Is there any way to turn off bloom in this game?
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>>144144185
Did it last thread but I'll do it again for posterity
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>>144147638
I want her to sit on my face.
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HOW TO FIX ZENYATTA:

Orb of Harmony and Orb of Discord are now channeled, short range abilities.
Orb of Harmony's heal per second increased to 50.
Orb of Discord is now applied to a teammate and increases their damage by 30%

Transcendance reworked:
Transcendance now allows Zenyatta's dead teammates to transcend death and return to life in an AoE around him.

Zenyatta now has 200 shields as his health pool.

To balance these changes, Zenyatta's attacks now deal less damage, and he cannot attack while maintining an Orb.
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>>144147750
>go reinhart
>teammates use my shield like a wall
>ignore the fact that you can shoot through my shield to go flank
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>>144147902
you're forgetting the part where I was Mercy

kept firing at him from the anubis point while he was up on that arch

kept peeking out until he died
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>double junkrat
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>>144148000

so basically hes just mercy then
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>second legendary
>second Bastion

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS FUCKING GAMEEEE
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>>144144881
Oh my God.
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>it's a faggot gets salty he's expected to pick support and leaves so it's 5v6 episode
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WE'RE WINNING

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>144147989
>tfw you'll never have that blue butt grinding on your face
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>Play best D.va game of my life
>Get 4 gold medals
>Endgame commendations thing lists me
>Objective kills instead of gold medals
I am so fucking mad
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>>144147656
>Level 70 Widow on our team is utter shit
>Level 20 Widow on enemy team let's no one pass at without getting at least tagged with 150 damage
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>>144147989
I want her to sit on my face. With no survivors.
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>Have 1 great match we barely won, but all around great game
>take a break
>Defeat
>Defeat
>Defeat
>Decide to go lucio
>In a group with Hanzo, Genji and some other guy
>Say fuck it gonna lose anyway
>Babysit everyone
>Win
>Literally Gold in eliminations and healing
>mfw

I'm tired of this shit.
I'm going to play something else.
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oh i drew something relevant
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>say anything in chat
>"lol salt"

I CANT HANDLE THE BANTER
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>>144146660
It's more that you want the kids on your side. Most MOBA players around around 18, not around 30 or 40 even though the average age of a PC gamer is in the 40 range. This is a young person's game, FPS in general tend to be. You get older and you can't play the game all day long, you get biologically worse reactions. A 13 year old kid nowadays has grown up with computers and gaming and has done it every spare hour. Honestly, you're probably actually getting 30+ year olds.
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>>144148000
There is nothing wrong with Zenyatta aside from possibly the short amount of time his Orbs have when people walk out of his LoS. If they buff absolutely anything, it should be his health pool in some way. Either give him more of it, or turn his health into Armor.

If I had to pick, I would choose longer duration on his Orbs, and his Discord should reveal the debuffed target for the whole team.
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>>144148083
>That torb
I really like that skin
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>enemy widow cant miss
>our widow fucking sucks

everytime
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we need more maps
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>>144147918
Soldier 76 can dump rockets into him and finish him off before McCree gets close enough to flash him.

That's one example.

Zarya just has to walk up and bubble while blowing him up.

Bastion just has to notice him.

Widowmaker can take three hits before he kills her, if he manages to see him.

Junkrat can blow him up like he does with everyone, or just throw himself into the fan to kill him after death.

Winston just has to dance around his bubble and let the entire team finish him off.

Reinhardt's shield can be avoided, but he has an ult that does the exact same thing to multiple people in front of him.
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>>144148234
She's nowhere near that thick.
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is the "thanks" spray more bm than "well played"?

I want to equip it on mei
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>>144147656
>Level 89 (EIGHTY-NINE) on my team
>Attacking on Hanamura
>He picks Torb
>Prepare myself to memorize what kind of next level meme shit he pulls
>Does jack shit all game
>Never switches
>We lose the 5v6
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>>144148234
Looks amazing. Saved for use in future threads.

Do you have anything else planned? Can I ask for something specific?
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>>144148221
Ask people on /vg/ to play. I had two people play with me and it was less hell.
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zen should get 2 orbs of healing imotbhsmhfam
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How did TF2 maps feel so big and open even though some were pretty cramped, but every map here feels like a clusterfuck? Is it the chokepoint spam?
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>>144148260
someone become a doctor and fix this degenerating reflexes bullshit, I want to play games until I'm 60 or dead.
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I only listen to Naruto music while playing Genji
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>Tfw you have a really fucking great and close match but get sent to the main menu after the post game

I WANTED TO PLAY WITH/AGAINST THEM MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>144147291
>it's a "le get on le point guise c'mon!!!!!!!!" episode

blizzard ripping off tf2 again I see
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>>144148405
Precisely
Its fucking cancer theres no actual well made maps
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>>144147948
>over 60% winrate
You've been a bit too lucky, Anon.

Blizzard intends to fix that.
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>>144147989
>tfw she'll never sit her bleuberry ass on me and make me lick that blue jam
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>owg thinks Pharah will be an acceptable pick before Widow and McRee get nerfed into the ground.
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>Defense players now have 12 second spawn times
>killing an Offense player reduces the time left in the match by 5 seconds
>time for various objectives is changed, but still adds up to 10 minutes
>dying in overtime multiplies your spawn time by 1.5 regardless of which side you were on

How does this sound?
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>>144148545
>owg is one person
if widow and mccree get nerfed, expect more tracer and soldier 76
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>>144148495
Yeah well, TF2 copied other games too, like TF1.
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>>144147948
It's a whole new game after 30.
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>>144148365
>amazing
nah

but i have a little list not sure what if all will be done
>face-sitting while gaming
>nude and covered with a "yes" pillow
>dildo'd
>fighting a north korean version of herself

if you have a really good idea i'll add it to the list though and see which stick.
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>>144148510
How is that, I vorked hard for that winrate
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>>144148405
Proper level designers. Also more people in a TF2 game. Overwatch's level design is maze-like with some really tight chokes
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>>144148156
>implying d.va will ever get upvotes even if you carry the team
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>>144147282
Maybe it was a stomp and people left in the other team
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>>144148634
>join game
>hmm I wonder what hero my team ne-
>DEFEAT
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>>144148634
They use the World of Tanks model of matchmaking, Anon.
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>>144148156
>Pharah is my most played hero
>get gold medals in damage done, eliminations, and objective kills in about 80% of my games
>game card never lists anything other than direct rocket hits
J U S T
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>>144148574
>Lego Marilyn Manson.jpg
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please remove Widowmaker. not because she's too strong, but because I get pubbie fuckers who pick her because they want le sick 360 noscopes and just get killed nonstop and end up being a fucking waste of a slot
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>>144148742
PREACH
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who /whiterabbit/ here
buffs when
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>>144148706
Balance must be maintained

And that means 50% for you
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>It's a 'team runs into the first cap zone one by one and get shredded by bastion over and over for the entirety of the match' episode
How many times do these people need to die to Bastion hiding behind Reinhardts shield before they start using their brain?
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>>144148446

34 yr old here, still trucking, but not as sharp as I once was...

Least I have 76...
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>>144148748
Marilyn Manson is shit Industrial brah
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>1/55 unlocks for the character you play the most
>eight voice lines and twenty sprays for some cunt you never touch
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>>144148742
>my card comes up
>5 direct rocket hits
>20ish eliminations
gee, thanks blizzard
not embarrassed at all
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>>144148450
>Anything but the Yoshida Brothers when playing Genji or Hanzo
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>>144148801
I went for the cheap blueberry just because I don't like pink lol
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>>144148742

>On fire for most of the match
>Card is for healing and ulting

Woe is Zenyatta
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>don't buy the 50% winrate meme. been at 62% for a while and just fine
>last 3 matches have literally been YOU LOSE the second I join
>like have not even had time to pick a character
>last match did not even have time for the intro music to finish

I'm starting to feel off on this
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PLEASE

which emote do I have to use on the point/cart to get that special message

someone said F but rebinding F was one of the first things I did
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>>144147881
Put the basketball somewhere first, then attach the sentries
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>>144148634
If you're actually fighting a team equal to yours, you should win and lose equally. If your winrate goes up it means you're fighting against less competent teams. It's like weighing scales, out two 1kg weights on, two things of equal "value" and it levels out at 50/50. The game should always offer and equal challenge, not let you slide towards facerolling people that are less better than you while also shafting other people by doing the equivalent of making a minor league team player the Giants (or whoever, not an American).
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I always get into parties where we get stomped now, what happened with this game?
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Guys, Arctic or Siberian Front?
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>>144148857
this is why you play s76 and spam his voice lines
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>>144148872
>Absolutely fucking destroy the enemy team as Genji
>Get potg
>Get 4 gold medals
>Card comes up
>Reflection damage
Uninstalled the game
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>>144148849
>It's a "flankers run into Junkrat's trap/run towards the McCree camping spot over and over" episode
Is it my fault? No, the game must be imbalanced!
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>Play Genji
>Lose game
>Know it's all my fault because I'm terrible at him and can't kill anyone without his ult
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>>144148923

I only started believing in forced 50 when I got into a match and the enemy team was all +30 with one guy +50 and I was the only +30 on my team with 2 guys below 10
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Greaser skin for the garbage man when
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>>144148808
>>144148729

I see. Well fug me.
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>People actually think a twitter PR guy has the final word on whether Pharah is an amputee or not
>Every single skin of hers clearly has robotic arms and legs and at least two of them have visible jaw prosthetics
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>>144147282
>Even game that is back and forth with a nailbiting finish
>Some actual high quality shit talk in all chat for the entire game
>Everyone jets after the match ends to queue back up into the roulette wheel that is matchmaking.

People these days.
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Post a higher d va rank
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What's a good winrate?
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>>144148630
>face-sitting while gaming
wew
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>>144148849
how do I (one person alone) beat rhein bastion
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>>144148000
Genuinely can't tell if this is bait or not, so good job I guess
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>>144148792
>remove this character from a game because other people are having fun trying things out whereas I've totally ruined my life and am totally hinging all my self-esteem on my success in a little pretend shootout on my monitor.
Anon, you need counselling, not a character ban in a silly little game.
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Are these the reaper mains I was warned about?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SPLWR5F3Jk
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>>144149092
50%
t. Blizzard
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>>144148986
you got over the hump of bad players that you can carry
now you're playing against decent players with your shitter teamates and there is no carrying in this game. You cannot go soldier and go 40-1. You cannot decimate a team as a spy sniper or scout. You will die to an ult.
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>>144144881
>Played Zen bro during beta
>Anytime our Mercy came under fire would immediately shift healing orb
>Anytime after she would begin gunning anyone coming at me
>Me and that Mercy broke pushes with discord orb, Christmas balls and Mercy blaster
I was oddly ok with the way things turned out.
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>>144149092
51%
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>>144148630
I was thinking something like
Hanging out with Lucio and having him paint her nails while she calls him the best gay boyfriend she's ever had.
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>not enough players, finding a new game

EVERY TIME

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'D RATHER JUST WAIT WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA
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>>144148630
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>>144149062
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>>144148262
Zenyatta is gonna be fan-fucking-tastic the moment he no longer dies to a stiff breeze. I honestly think he's pretty good as-is as long as your team can keep you from getting fucked by Tracers and Widowmakers.
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Suggestion: When Tolberone dies, his turrets should vanish. That shit's annoying as fuck and should be nerfed
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>>144149029
Junkrats trap isn't anywhere near noticeable enough for the length of time it immobilizes you though
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>>144149092

57%+ overall and 63%+ with your mains because those are over my percentages and I'm not good
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>>144149048
That would actually be pretty great.
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>>144149042
Yet level has nothing to do with skill, so nothing you just said makes sense or proves anything.
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Has anyone placed a teleporter facing off the map yet?
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>>144149159
Fuck off with your shitty channel faggot.
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>>144149062

I don't even know where you people are getting these
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>>144149159
no mlg airhorns
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>>144149031
right click, cancel the right click with melee, cancel the melee end animation with left shift. Turn around and right click if close or left click while far. Done right, it should look like your melee is throwing out your right click right into a dash through.
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>>144149092
>>144149161
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>>144149148
Damn, what a remark. Do you have a license for all those edges?
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>>144149278
haha nope

I sure as fuck am now
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tfw you finally get your first legendary but it's for a character you've never played
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>>144149131
You don't.
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>>144149336
thats too meme for me
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>now arriving at [barbaric noise] tower

more like now leaving bad map am I fucking right lads
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>>144149048
Honestly when
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>>144149370
You lucky fuck.
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>>144148930
Acknowledge
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>>144149370
>level 48
>first legendary
i'm level 44 and I have 6 and i bought one
what is wrong with you
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>>144149370
Got me into playing Zenyatta and Torbjorn, so it's not all that bad.

I hate Genji because of how cheap I feel, though. People keep shooting at me and missing point-blank.
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>>144149356
Yeah, post a meme and let the truth carry on being true, kid. Get a life and who's doing what in a cartoon game of paintball will stop angering you. It's a fact. Looking forward to your next meme :).
>>
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>>144149218
Me
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>over a minute for a game solo
>in progress nepal
really digging deep for some more forced losses
>>
> Load in
> No tank
> No support
> I go roadhog
> Three minutes left in the game
> Payload almost at destination
> Neither team is on it
> I sit BY MYSELF on it until 20 seconds, which is when the enemy team gets their shit together and mine, of course, does not
> We lose in no time
Trying to carry feels like I'm trying to teach a retarded puppy tricks.
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>defending kings row
>lose the point
>guy gets super salty
>'UGGH YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE A SNIPER SHOT THREE OF YOU'
>point out that he's a bastion main who's level 28 that got matched with people in the late teens
>he shuts up
>we end up winning the match
>he somehow manages to stay salty even when winning because he didn't get the gold medal for damage on our team
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>>144149445
tfw both colors for the skin dropped for me. I hate playing him and feel like I have to now.
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>>144149445
>lucky
That's his worst skin, wtf?
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>>144149286
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>blizzard acknowledges that mccree is OP and states he'll be receiving nerfs in the future
>suddenly every match I play is full of mccree idiots
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>>144149062
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>>144149528
>holy fuck
>not HOLEY DOOLEY
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>>144149062
>>144149220

nevermind, I found your shitty website
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>>144149430
That's the worst map in the game, plus KotH is the worst gamemode.

>finish a map in Lijiang Tower
>now entering Ilios

Just kill me now.
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>>144149619
I just leave desu
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>It's another healsut fuccboi think they are experts and team leaders rerun
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>>144149528
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>>144149619
>plus KotH is the worst gamemode
This

I hope they have separate queues if they ever add more maps.
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>>144149480
I had the coin drops to buy one at some point but I wanted the 250 skins on some characters more.
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>start playing can't aim down the sights of your gun

?????
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>Lose 6 games in a row with my team getting absolutely destroyed in every single one
>Finally get matched with a decent team and we manage a win
>After one round it throws me back to the main menu
>'Finding more balanced match'
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>>144149619
>Finish ching chong tower
>Go to ilios
>Then nepal
>Play D.va on all of them
>Destroy scrubs and hold the point forever
>tfw can't ever play D.va on payload and it's always payload
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>friend invites someone to voice chat
>they're an annoying cunt and kill the fun environment
>can't leave because they're friend of a friend
>sit there in awkward silence

is there anything worse, just fucking KILL ME
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>>144149672
I try to convince my group to leave, usually. I still haven't gotten a warning for the leaver penalty, so I guess I'm in the clear.
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>>144149430
>go to enemy spawn as Junkrat or McCree
>trap the ramp and kill the retards, move as needed
Only way I ever have fun.
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>>144149605

how to get gold medals as D.Va?
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>>144149430
>>144149619
>not playing Lucio and carrying your team by dropping the beat

They're my favourite maps now desu
>>
>unlocked raindancer for pharah
Gib tips ples
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what ACTUALLY happens if I leave a game while the heroes are being selected

or mid game even
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>>144149709
Your win/loss ratio was getting a little positive there, Anon.

Gotta correct that.
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>playing as Lucio
>every member of my team splits up and goes in a different direction
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Can you guess what happened next
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literally how do you counter bastion without voicechat and 6 grand master csgo players
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>>144149757
you only get it if you leave like 5 in a row but if you play 1 game in between I think it resets anyway
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>Tfw you want to buy skins for other characters but you still don't have a Reinhardt emote

Please boxes bless me with one before you give me another 100 gold
>>
requesting a comic of zarya using her ult to pull in mei and hugg her
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>>144149750

What's wrong pusiboi? Afraid you gonna lose your only friend? Turn around, I'm gonna burst a nurst in your fucking boypusy you submissive oaf.
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>>144149750
What's this American obsessed with being in voice chat with people? Americans invite me to voice chat on Steam all the time, people I don't know at all but have just played one game with. Are they really, really lonely? Do Americans just love the sound of their own voice rabbiting on about shit that much?
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>>144149750
That Zelda looks lewd.
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>>144149750
When that happens to me I usually just tell him how much of a faggot he is. Then again I have the advantage of being this friend's best friend
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>>144149795

direct hits are important

if you are against a good widow the only thing you can really do is focus all of your attention on her or switch heros
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>>144149843
I know your pain, friend.
>>
Can you get achievements in vs ai?

I'm not very good at the game and have basically only been playing as Mercy due to her low skill floor.
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>>144149692
>>144149619

>koth is the worst gamemode
>perfectly balanced between teams
>meanwhile control point is a literal fucking shitfest trying to attack against a remotely coordinated team

no thanks
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>>144149746
Some heroes are better suites for each game mode, dumbass.
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>>144149847
Still got stunned anyway.

>mad.jpg
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>>144149750
>he doesn't tell "that kid" to fuck off
>not just having fun in voice regardless of bratty cunts

you need just 1 alpha to keep betas in line desu
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>people who outright refuse to destroy Toblerone's turrets

FOR FUCK'S SAKE BLOW THEM UP JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE HIS COUNTER MORE OR LESS
>>
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>>144149795
Stay in the air for as long as you can and hope to god the other team doesn't have a widowmaker that's actually paying attention.

Use the shovebomb only on short-range enemies attacking teammates or enemies near ledges.

Aim at the general area of your target rather than the target itself, splash damage is crap but it's still damage.
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>>144149847
19 more ticks passed before the next second?
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>>144149843
They saw a black guy and just GTFO of town, desu. That's what anyone would do.
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>>144149750
>When your friend starts inviting people who invite other people to a teamspeak you and your other friends use
>There's only one admin and he's currently in the army
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>>144149847
>playing tracer and complaining about mccree

you're picking just as much cancer as he is, friend
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>fucking faggot ass McCree flanks our whole team and wipes us with a high noon because no one bothered to use their fucking ears to find out where he is except me
>I would have stopped it too because I reflected the high noon with Genji but I was the last person he shot
>he was a complete shitter the whole match and never touched right click

holy fuck I'm mad. Doesn't help that my overtime contest got fucked up because a 76 had to start aimbotting me when no one else could hit me jumping around the cart.
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Who is the Scout of OW? Also, is it likely said character if exists will be as important in competitive?
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>>144149054
This, i can't understand
>the match was balanced, both teams fought tooth and nail
>some cunt is salty and ditches the party
>reinstancing
>back to the stomp/be stomped wild ride
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>>144149847
>>144149990

I was a little upset

Though the other mccree crying about genji is OP pls nerf made me feel better
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>>144150073
Tracer
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>tumblr is eating itself alive with shipwars
there isn't anything even romantic about this game, what in the fuck are these faggots doing?

I hope they all kill each other
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Symmetra plays of the game by me how did I do?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyQEg-w0MDiilHr1ecSXHLWe6KiXYfN_V
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>>144149848
become genji
run past incompetent enemies
press E
bastion and everyone else kill themselves because they shoot at you
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>enemy tracer is racking up kills like crazy
>"they must be pretty good"
>watch as they proceed to walk into a room firing at someone else behind them
>they instantly snap to me and begin pelting me the moment they lose line of sight on their target
>death cam shows their crosshair never left me despite dashing through them and up and over in rapid succession

Why the actual fuck would anyone bother with aimbot in this game when its hardly that difficult to do well to begin with?
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>>144149998
I'm using this for the next Dad:76.
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>>144150073
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>>144150073
Tracer

once McREEEEEE gets nerfed she's gonna be the top pick in competitive
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>>144150120
Why do people ship Tracer/Widowmaker anyway? Don't they hate each other?
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>>144150073
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>my team are all retards that pick squishy shit, run around like headless chickens and die
>enemy team is a well greased murder machine that never dies and works together

Why is this? My winrate is in the dumpster because of this
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>>144149847
Huh, I've never seen a visual representation of the bullshit size of the flash.
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daily reminder someone on /owg/ has to eat his cum
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>>144150034
I wasn't aware Tracer didn't need to aim and could shit out 800 damage in two seconds
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>>144150120
what's there to ship war over

mercy/genji vs mercy/zarya?
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>>144150126
tfw I want that skin so bad but I'll regret not getting devi or froggy Lucio if I do get it.
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>>144150073

Tracer.

>CAN'T HIT WHAT AINT DEA

Have a feeling Tracer will be in competitive a decent amount at least if not a lot.
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>Two widowmakers on my team on defense in numbani

What part of we don't need 2 snipers do these fucking retards understand? People who play 2 useless snipers should be banned from this game!
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>>144150034
>defending aoe flashbang
>any year
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>>144150160
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>>144150120
>not understanding that shipping happens regardless if there's romantic content in the game or not

>>144150178
people like it when characters hatefuck
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>>144150162
I'm not usually an ass man but I would plant my face so deep into that not even Reinhardt could pull me out.
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As a 6'1 tranny, which overwatch should I cosplay
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>>144150207
>obscuring half the point

yeah ok
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>>144150073
Tracer for sure.
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>>144149998
Fucking cute
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>>144150232
After Blizzard makes McCree worthless, either Soldier 76 or Tracer will replace him.
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>>144150207
It says there is two people there, where is the other defender?
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>>144150073
He's split between overwatch characters, just like most other tf2 characters, but just to a few characters.

>Double jumps gone to genji
>Speed to tracer
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>>144150207
I do that practically every time I cum. But I already knew you could contest since I play a lot of Pharah
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>hanzo/widow kill-cam
>shoots at your chest
>red icon
Well lets not lie
>hanzo firing arrows blindly, hitting someone in the head finally
totallyintended.jpg
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>>144150190
The matchmaking is fucked. It's the worst of any game I've ever played.
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>>144150178
Alive kind of maybe implied they could have had a history of some kind and tumblr ran with it.
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>It's a "no one goes to the point and just fucks around until we lose" episode
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>>144149763

rest of your team be shit
>>
>It's an "The instapick genji complains all match" episode.
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>>144150034

>Implying Tracer doesn't need skill

Gr8 b8 m8 I appreci8
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>>144150073
It depends on what you enjoyed most about playing scout.

Tracer for going fast
Reaper for meatshots 8) and being toxic
Lucio is like a scout but his scattergun is replaced with a dispenser
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>>144149131
Depends on who you play. If you're Reinhardt you can try firestriking the Bastion, wait for him to start fixing and then just charge to the point while hoping half the enemy team comes looking for you and rest of your team follows.
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>>144150120
What tags? I need to see this
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>>144150290
A noose.
>>
>He doesn't diversify his repertoire of heroes to suit multiple situations
>He doesn't perform a role rotation with his party to mix up strategies against his foe
>He has a "main" and insists on playing it in every pub match, regardless of the situation.
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>>144150178
Yeah, they don't like each other.

Why do they ship it? I don't know dude, people ship characters with fucking toasters, just let them be faggots. Just look at the faggots that post Tracer/WM shit here.
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>>144150208
I wasn't aware McCree needed literally zero thought on when and what to engage.

>>144150253
>implying that's anything like what I did

try again
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>>144150290
The one where you collect free (You)s for lying on the internet
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>>144150034
>being this retard
or
>pretending to be this retarded

>in the year 2016
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>>144150316
>>144150292
https://a.pomf.cat/vlieyy.webm
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>>144150339
>>shoots at your chest
>>red icon
>Well lets not lie
They had to include that for console players.
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>>144150274
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>>144149226
As someone who loves playing Zenyatta, if your team can keep the flankers and snipers off of you, and you can actually aim those orbs, you can absolutely melt the enemy team. It takes a lot of setup, but it can be worth it.

If he was going to get buffed, I would recomment
+50 health, maybe
Longer duration of orbs without LOS
Maybe some form of minor movement ability
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>Sneak up on Widowmaker as Reaper
>Stare at her ass until she notices me
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>>144150436
>I wasn't aware McCree needed literally zero thought on when and what to engage.

Well you're stupid then
>>
Can we get a Overwatch discord going so we can 6man? I like communicating over comms and I hate pubbing, I don't really care about skill level I just hate pubs
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>>144150310

Tracer would be too squishy to replace McRee unless her HP got a 50 buff, given the fact that she's a glass cannon. DESU Tracer's perfect where she is. She does just enough damage to wreck loners and kite tanks, and still goes down to 1 good shot from higher damage classes.
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>>144150219
Is the Devi skin any good? desu I prefer Symmetras base costume
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>>144150219
>froggy Lucio

Why would anyone want this, they're disgusting
>>
>decide to play with friends
>play like complete garbage for 3 hours

kill me, literally nothing worked out for me
the only good news is that my w/l riot must be garbage now so I should get some easy matches next time I play
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>>144150356
>It's a "you're the only one trying to contest in the last 20 seconds" episode

FOR FUCK'S SAKE GET ON THE POINT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Level 1 - 30: spent all my time wiping out shitter widowmakers with pharah
30+: now I'm the shitter repeatedly dying to godlike widows.
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>>144150436
>I wasn't aware McCree needed literally zero thought on when and what to engage

How were you not aware of that fact? The only fight McCree loses is against Widowmaker
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>>144150452
>dying to bastion
>dying to bots
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>>144150515

Nah. The only people who don't think Tracer is cancerous are Tracer mains.
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>>144150419

>Tfw someone picks your main before you
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>>144149750
It's the same with me as well. Just tell him you don't want to play with that person, my friend always asks if I want to play with certain people now
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>>144150290
Zarya since she's already a tranny
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So guys, what is the sign of a bad pub team?
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>>144150550
post a clip of you surviving for 360 seconds as pharah vs normal difficulty bots at point blank over an objective
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>>144150217
>>144150404
It's Gency and RocketAngel? Rocket Angel, whatever fuck garbage ass slashship Pharah and Mercy is.

>>144150279
>expecting that people conduct themselves as anything but fucking flaming faggots
I guess that's on me.
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>>144150452
Oh, neat.
I was just asking cause I wanted to be sure.
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>Overtime
>Valiantly try to contest the point but die
>three people on your team are all standing very close to the point but won't actually move onto it
>DEEAT
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>>144150545
And anyone else who can keep moving while staying out of Flashbang range.

Or are you one of those people who has to stand still before taking a shot?
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>>144150520
https://discord.gg/012nwfYQ2H1J4l6UA
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>>144150573

Nice bait anon-kun
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>>144150545
>because all that we're talking about here are 1v1s
>oh wait, this is 6v6
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>>144149956
>koth
>its a 'who has lucio wins' episode
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>>144150541

>Pick Winston

>Rape Widowmaker repeatedly with your giant gorilla dick until they ragequit to another char
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>>144150120
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>>144150691
>mcree kills anyone on your team with ease
>suddenly 6v5
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>>144150336
Then there's the engy

>symmetra has the teleporter
>torbjorn has the aimbot turret and who he resembles the most
>Bastion is the fucking turret itself

And heavy is probably the most distributed one, tanks borrrowing something from him

>Zarya is rusian and stronk
>Reinhardt is hulking, but also shares things from demoman like a big melee weapon
>Roadhog's self heal and ult being heavy's minigun with more pushforce
>D.va has a minigun that makes her move slowly
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>>144150641
>Rocket Angel, whatever fuck garbage ass slashship Pharah and Mercy is.
Eh I can see why it'd be hot but from a rational approach I don't think Pharah would go for a woman who worked with her mom. Unless that's her fetish. Genji and Mercy have an actual history together.
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>>144150290
Symmetra
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>>144149586
They want to abuse his shit as long as possible. He and Widow are making me seriously consider taking a break before they get well deserved nerfs.
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>payload map
>everyone is constantly fighting, trying to camp spot
>pick Genji and afk on top of the white car
>automatically win as no one notices me

great game lads
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>>144150723
>widowmaker goes mccree
>now even his skilless ass can oneshot every class

u dun it now idiot
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>>144150591
Actively ignoring the objective, only using attackers and other squishies, rarely taking support or tanks or making absolutely retarded choices depending on which side they're on
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>>144150669
>McCree needs flashbang or else he loses

lmao

@

u
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>>144150545

Roadhog is literally a hard counter to McRee.

Chain+scrap will fuck them up every time, even if the Mcree's gets a few headshots in first.
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Ults need to charge slower, period.

Enemy Hanzo should not get one per fucking minute.
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>>144150756
GenjixMercy is actually a cool idea, I even saved some art. But these fucking tumblr faggots just get all up in each others shit about who they want to be kissing each other.
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>>144150626
nigga you just suck. Hard difficulty is the only excusable mode to die in because of that bullshit aimbot.
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>>144150641
People ship characters, man. Especially when those people are girls thirteen and up.
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>>144148801
Saving up gold to get that stupid fucking skin. Blizzard really wants people to pay for the loot boxes don't they. It was so much easier to unlock shit in beta. Fuck off Bliz I already paid you for the stupid fucking game.
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>Playing Torbjorn on attack payload
Y'all niggas don't even know fun
>Turret on the back of the truck on Dorado
>Safe from the front, pop niggas that run around
>Waddle around shooting out kneecaps
>Shit armor on everybody like I don't even care
>Molten core when I feel my turret's dick getting tickled
>4 gold medals
Dwarf fortress, nigga
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>>144150495
Reyes would be a terrible father, but a great uncle. Like he would teach you to ride a motorcycle at twelve and how to hotwire a car.

Mercy would be a good mom and actually adopt with Jack.

Jack Morrison is objectively the best dad
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>>144148801
Objectively the best dva skin. Carbon fiber would be just as good, but the black hair sucks.
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>>144150178
they're cute and the lewds are good
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>>144150506
>be Reaper
>teleport next to an oblivious Widowmaker
>there was already a team mate Soldier 76 staring at her ass
It got awkward fast
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>>144150591
Hanzo and Widowmaker on the same team.

>>144150748
>implying it would be any different if anyone else killed one of your teammates
grasping pretty hard now
>>
Why can't I just buy fucking skins? I'm 100 gold away from 1000 gold skin and 5 fucking loot crates couldn't give me any gold. Goddamn Black Ops did it better
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>>144150752
bastion is brass beast heavy if the brass beast had no damage falloff and the tomislav's spread

>>144150854
>hook mccree
>he murders that flashbang button
>gets it off before me because of my high ping
>NOW HOL' UP
>m2 shift m2
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>>144150827

>Go Roadhog, Genji or Hanzo

>Mcree's pocketsand+fan becomes meaningless
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>>144150827

McCree's combo can't kill Zarya or Roadhog, McCree actually can't do anything about Zarya other than take pot shots from range
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>>144150854
not if mcree gets you by surprise
>throws flashbang
>RMB
>roll
>RMB
>You're dead
>Nothing personnel, cowboy
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>>144150895
>it's a "that southpark episode explains it perfectly again" episode
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Enemy lines as you hear them.
>I'M GOING FOR THEIR TOBELSTEINS
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>>144150854
hheh. This is what Roadhog players who feed ultimates think.

I bet you think Roadhogs a tank too
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>>144150952
>be Tracer
>flank a Windowlicker busy sniping
>emote, kill her, spray WHACHA LOOKIN AT
>#1 target for the rest of the game
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>>144150691
>6v6 teamfight
>McCree just fan the hammers the shit out of your tanks
>6v5
>>
Is there any sort of actual matchmaking system?

how do I constantly end up in randoms vs stacks matches?
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>>144147418
I don't but it's not like the internet isn't a thing and they can't YouTube a video
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>>144150965
you gotta buy the crates goy :^)
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>>144150167
Am I the only one who kinda doubts this?

They said McCree's just getting his fan nerfed, not the flashbang, which means he's going to be less capable of dissolving tanks. You could take damage off of his fan and still kill tracer immediately with his flash and fan combo. He'll still be a valid counter to her, though she'll probably be more useful than him for killing other things.
>>
Anyone else notice that the good vibes and positivity from launch week are now gone and everyone is a normal angry gamer dude again?
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>>144150986
That's a ping issue though, not a character issue.
If you get a hook and it doesn't randomly dump the McRee behind you or above you like it does occasionally, you should have a guaranteed kill.
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>>144150919
>Mercy would be a good mom

How can history's greatest monster be a good mom
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>>144150664
>be Tracer
>have this exact same thing happen
>keep holding the point with blinks and rewinds until the enemy team finally gangrapes you

>team still hasn't moved in, overtime ends with me

I just wanna win guys.
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>>144150864
Eh, it makes sense, I just don't like it myself. I can't stand Reaper/76 stuff myself. Man ruins your life and tries to kill everyone and thing you love. Better fuck.
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>>144150991
Mcree can kill Roadhog in 2 seconds.

RMB + SHIFT+RMB
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>>144150986
>>gets it off before me because of my high ping
>he doesn't hold M1 while hooking
Look at this scrub, he just bought the game.
>>
>>144150126

Aside from the Bandicam thing pretty good. Most people who play Symmetra end up dying while trying to do any real work so props for the sneak attacks.
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>>144150914
>gets sniped by widowmaker

nothin personnell kid...
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>>144146572
Cry some more fag.
>>
>bunch of shit games in a row
>on tilt
>open loot box
>get this garbage
>to put the shit cherry on the shit sundae is the voice line is only worth 5c
>5
>c

Fuck this game.
>>
>tfw 45% accuracy with Pharah
I will never get used to her rockets. They're weird compared to Quake ones.
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>>144149196
fag hags fucking leave
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illuminappy ww@ tpain boys
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>people honestly think McCree isn't broken
>>
>995 credits
>>
Reminder to join the /owg/ Discord https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqmTYTsB
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>>144151017
Who is this bimbo everyone is posting.
Keep seeing her.
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>>144151118
Beta was best, everyone fucking about testing heroes.
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>>144151161
Same with Widowmaker and Tracer for me, people just love them some SFM 'canon'.
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Can anyone help if I'd be able to run it? I'm on the site's specs and it seems like it's fine.

Is GeForce 600 the same thing as GeForce GT 600 series? Is GeForce GT 640 better than NVIDIA GeForce GTX 460 (the minimum card that can run overwatch)? I'm assuming it is because I found discussions of the latter from 6 hears ago and the 640 came out in like 2012, 4 years ago.

pic related, my speccy
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>>144150986
>>144150994

>Implying hook doesn't stun

>Implying a half-decent Hog is going to let himself get pocketsanded by Ree
>>
>>144151162

No, he can heal through it and then just kill mccree because mcree will have used all his CDs and need to reload after the second fan.

Honestly if you die to mccree at close range you should just uninstall
>>
Who thought it was a good idea to let Hanzo's arrows go through allies? Fucking retarded the nigger doesn't even have to aim, just shoot through the Roadhog.
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>>144143967
W-Would you be my friend, /owg/?
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>>144150913
they prob will lower the price of the game, hence the lootboxes
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>>144150919
>dr frankenstein
>good mom

Agreed about the other two though
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>>144151245
o shit ded meme
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>>144150575
>TFW if you play your main and the team loses you're the first scapegoat.
>>
>>144151017
>DONG DONG, BUNG JING BAO
>>
>>144151258
i've loved seeing the progressive conversion of this meme image as this general evolves.
>>
>>144150034
Tracer is actually worse.
>>
>>144151118
for some reason esports fags from shit like dota and csgo latched onto this fisher-price-babby's-first-fps

so the "community" is just gonna get worse and worse. Ranked matches will filter out some of those folks but it'll still be shit
>>
>>144151162
Roadhog does it in one...

Shift + LMB
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>>144151258
I have that but I don't have anything I wanna buy.
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>>144151223
>open lootbox
>two blues, two whites
>both the blues I already had

>>144151264
You're a bimbo.
It's Galko from Oishete! Galko-chan!
She's actually very shy about anything vaguely sexual and a total cute.
>>
>>144151251
You probably thought Bastion was broken, too.

>>144151118
The competitive e-sports/ASSFAGGOTS crowd got their grubby mitts on it.
There's even a page to look at the statistics of everyone playing.

It's fucking awful.
>>
>>144151338
if you're good, yes.
>>
>>144151338
Sure if you don't mind a shitter for a friend
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>>144151338
Maybe.
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I had some money left over and I bought crates, how much of a faggot am I /owg/?
>>
>>144150752
Then there's the spy, which is split between mcree (revolver) and reaper (teleports and attacks best from behind)

And pyro who probably only has mei as a spiritual succesor, thought she's much better at her job than pyro, which is annoying people and also having 200 ammo with her alt fire wasting more ammo

Demoman is split between junkrat, which is the most obvious one, nearly identical if it weren't for the steel trap and Reinhardt who has his charge and big melee weapon. Perhaps even genji's ult could be related to demoknights.

>>144150986
That's a nice comparison
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it feels like every game my team is just a bunch of tdm players
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still pondering bout this thing here.
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This game has boiled down to an angry, frustrated, progression to the next career level, only to get white white blue white each time.
Why do I keep playing this...?
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>>144151325
Why do people compare Hanzo with widow. Hanzo is way better when played as a mobile close to mid range assassin
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>>144151338
you have impressive taste in waifus, but you're also a waifuposting faggot.

So no.
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>>144151264
Galko from Oshiete Galko-chan.
She's an absolutely pure maiden, actually. Her sister is a bimbo.
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>>144151390
I always say CHING CHONG, CHING PING PONG in our server and one friend always loses his shit.
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>>144150575
>10 hours
Do you even Night Rocker?
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> It's highnoon on the payload
> Throw my matrix on the McREE
> Only kills one person
Is there a better feeling than shutting down an ult
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what's the point of Tanks that aren't Roadhog when you're on Defense? Is there one?
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>>144151474

Well you're asking the internet for approval so I'm going to guess as big a faggot there ever was
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>>144151405
>>144151420
I still can't believe how fast some esports teams jumped on this game.
They had to have been sponsored or some shit.
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>>144150528
gold is puke disgusting but I'm fine with silver. Not as bad as the totally realistic black man playing Hockey skin.
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>>144151118
blizzard shills
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>>144151308
Anyone? I don't mean to be a b-bother
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>>144151481
We'll see it eventually.

There's a whole shit-ton of unused characters. I suspect we'll se our first new character next month.
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>>144151592
Blizzard esports are basically free money if you get in there early enough
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>>144151308
nope
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>>144151420
Except Badstion isn't picked in every map and every mode in competitive
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>kinda stomp on King's Row
>get a real close match on R66 later with the same people
This game can be fun actually.
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>>144151596
dude
a dvd of cool runnings
lmao
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>>144151490
Stop coming to the thread. Ignore the chat. Mute the voice chat.
Watch the videos. Read the comics. Read the flavor text.

Rekindle your enjoyment.
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I see a lot of people online mention that dpi is pretty important. How do I adjust my mouse dpi?

i googled a couple times and couldn't get anything concrete
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>>144151481
I want to fuck that robot
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>>144150914
I put a turret on that automatic elevator thing by the capture point in the level I can't remember the name of... Hollywood? they all blend into each other tbqh. It just went up and down shooting people it couldn't have seen a second ago, then when they looked for what hit them, it had drifted out of sight again, only to shoot off along some other line of sight.
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>>144151643
lol no, the item cosmetics take time to make
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>>144143108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXy3f6f9DxI
superman
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>>144151161
Hate fuck is a thing, anon
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>>144151509
I would always prefer a Hanzo on my team to a Widow.
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>>144151560
Reinhardt is pretty awesome if he's doing more than just shielding.
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>>144151314
I've seen many roadhogs get shit on by mcrees. They're dead if they actually run on the open though, that's where roadhog shines
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>>144143967
>get so fucking assblasted I say 'mcskill' in chat every time im e+rmb
>start playing super agressive zen
>win by the skin of my teeth

i fucking mad anyway
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>>144151560
Reinhardt for HAMMER DOWN and easy PotG.
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>>144151650
shit really? i thought blizz games could run on toasters ;_;
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>>144151652
>every mode in competitive
There's your problem, you're playing with shitters who think they're good against teams of faggots who think they know the meta
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>"Temple of Anubis"
>please be defense please be de...
>"prepare to attack"
>fuck
>fuck it, lets go for one of my least played classes, Reinhardt
>barely cap A
>cap B with less than a minute left after somehow managing to get the team to group up with me through the flank
>Level up! Loot Box
>open loot box
>Paragon Reinhardt skin
It must be a sign
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Reinhardt wouldn't let his son skip leg day, so he's definitely a better dad than Soldier76.

Zen would turn his son into a philosopher king.

Winston would give his son a good scientific background.

All three would make better fathers than Soldier "skips leg day" 76.
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>>144151749
There's hate fuck, and there's a 9/11 victim letting Osama Bin Laden fuck their ass.
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>>144151643
>yfw this game becomes like Warframe where they're constant bringing out new characters but do fuck all for the actual game
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>>144150073>>144151647
I just noticed the ninja exit in that picture.
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>>144150178
>Don't they hate each other?
You poor fool. That's why they like it. Watch any show ever. Someone will ship the hero with the villain, even if they could not stand to be in the other's presence without attempting to murder each other, because hatred is just a form of sexual tension.
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>>144151707
>I see a lot of people online mention that dpi is pretty important
these people are shitters
the only way to git gud is to practice
buying "gamer gear" is giving your money away
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>>144151707

Not all mice let you adjust DPI.

That said, if your mouse does not let you adjust DPI, it almost certainly doesn't have too high a value.

Go figure out what the DPI on your mouse is - it's probably 800 or 1600. If its 800, set your overwatch sensitivity to something in the range from 4-8, if its 1600, something in the range of 2-4.
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>>144151438
>>144151473

I think I'm decent!

>>144151521
>single image posted
>waifuposting
Alright anon, whatever you say

>>144151453
If you're fun to play with, maybe!
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>>144142995
I do, I have no friends.
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>>144151592
blizz wants it to be the next CSGO or some shit so they're probably forcing it

pretty hilarious because at a comp level the game is just obviously fucking stupid and babby mode

the weird thing that I'm seeing is that people are just accepting how low skill this game is, stuff like mcree being broken is lol so funne high noon XDD
>>
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>>144151757
I don't think they are comparable that's what I am saying. They can work togheter in one team. Hanzo is more like unreliable McCree and Soldier 76. There is nothing at the moment that compares to widow
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aay
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>win 5 games in a row
>keep getting matched up with 2 widows/hanzos per team on attack for the next 5 games

:-)
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>>144151560
>Ogon po gotovnosti!
>Justice rains from above!
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>>144150073
Reaper for the mobility, and moderate speed. Really, that's it. People who say tracer forget that the scout has a ton of vertical mobility.
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>>144151308
Look at the recommended specs Blizz gave. Take the CPU one and write into google "[whatever Blizz said] compared to [your CPU]". Do that with each part. It'll tell you how good your components are compared to the recommended ones.
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>>144151765

>They're dead if they actually run on the open though, that's where roadhog shines

That's the whole point of the 'hog, though. You get him behind a Rein shield and he can just pick off high-value targets and rape, rape, rape his way to victory.

Even without a shield, with some careful tactical play, anyone who's played Heavy in TF2 can own house with him given the fact he basically plays the same only with a long-range GET OVER HERE
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>>144151136
>>144151353
Can you imagine the others as moms? At least she'd try.
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>>144151905
Mercy is a top tier waifu. I would happily fug the christmas cake
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>>144151802
Oh I see, anon here is actually the best overwatch player, fuck all those dudes winning games in competitive settings. Why haven't you gone out and collected your 10k prize winnings?
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>>144151749
Dude..

Hate fucking is something you do to an ex, and even then only if you're intensely retarded. Your people's view of hate fucking is born of fucking porn.
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>>144151212
Thanks bro
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>>144151925
did no one switch to hog or mcree or something?
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>49% accuracy with mccree
>mostly left click at mid range

am i good?
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HOW DO YOU HAVE

EIGHT

MONTHS

OF BETA AND NOT FIX SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS JOINING LOST GAMES IN OVERTIME WHICH ACTUALLY COUNT AS LOSSES ON YOUR PERMANENT FUCKING RECORD

EVEN FUCKING AWESOMENAUTS A SHITTY INDIE MOBA DOESN'T COUNT LATE JOIN LOSSES
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Does Zayra's snowman suit glow when she's charged up?
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A few questions about D. Va;

-Is she invincible when calling down a new mech, or should I hide?
-Does her ultimate charge when shooting shields such as Reinhardt or Winston, other D. Vas? I see hitmarks but I'm not sure if it's charging.
-Do her light shots have a slight downward curve or am I imagining that?
-Does Defense Matrix have HP or just a time limit?
>Does the boost knockback also stun?
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>>144152016
Hell even junkrat would stop that
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>>144151854

I have a razer deathadder that was given to me. I googled it and it says the default dpi is 3500. That's probably bad, right?
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jesus fucking christ nerf torb turret range
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>>144151560

Winston is amazing for defence by just fucking with the opposing team's attack and disrupting their pushes.
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>>144151865
Post your profile, you'll be playing with a handful of people who hate your guts and whine about your choices while they jump at the wall in spawn for the entire match.

>>144151901
The point of the game is that everyone is situationally overpowered.
The problem with that is... well, people are fucking idiots.

Bastion was notorious for killing everyone during the beta, now McCree is notorious for killing everyone that either can't hear him stomping around or runs, willingly, into flashbangs.
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>>144151712
what I had in mind.

>>144151925
How many guys it took to off Mercy with sustained fire? Three? Four Dvas?
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>>144151865
same tbqh
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>>144151857
It's not about the image, though that's part of it. The totality of the circumstances leads to the inescapable conclusion that you've posted on /a/ about the purity of 2d girls.

If you don't like being pegged for what you are, start disguising it and stop posting limpwristed approval seeking b8 for (you)s together with pictures of 2d anime women doing "cute" things.
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>>144152042
-no
-shields don't generate charge when hit
-imagination
-time limit
-no stun
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>>144152072
It should have adjustable DPI since it's a higher end gayman mouse.
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How am I supposed to get a good win loss ratio if I keep being put on shitty teams?
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>>144151315
>e because mcree will have used all his CDs and need to reload after the second fan.

well in that case, Mcree only has to LMB because roadhog has 2 hp

nice cherrypicking retard
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>>144152035
>He cares about his 50/50
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>>144152073
counter with pharah or widowmaker nerd
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>>144151732
>Implying Blizz hasn't been working on additional characters since before release.

Bro, they hinted at the first new character, yesterday.

Personally, if I just released a new game with a roster of characters like this, I would hold a couple back to reveal them after release, so the the hype doesn't die down as quick.

There gonna milk this shit 'til blood comes out!
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>>144152072

If you have a deathadder, you can download the razer synapse software to adjust the DPI.

I can't remember for sure but I don't think deathadders were set at 3500 by default anyway.
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>>144152084
Pro matches is filled with mccree and wins ton spam (2 on one team even) so boring to watch.
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Validate me, /vg/. I bought Battleborn to fill the hole in my heart that was left by SMNC and TF2. Don't get me wrong, I had fun with the game, it's just never going to get better than it's current state and the community is dead. So already having buyer's remorse for one game is this shit worth 60 bucks? Please don't yell "SHILL" at me, I'm genuinely curious if you guys think it's worth me dropping 60 bucks on. Again, huge TF2 fan, logged thousands of hours in it since the beta way back in the day. Also loved MNC/SMNC.
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when are they to nerf mccree because i'm tired of seeing double mccree in my games
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>It's a 'flashbang m2 shift m2 nothin personnel pardner' episode
>literally rips through all but sliver of my tank form as bastion

r u kiddden me
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>>144152156
I fucking wish it was 50/50 with all the shitty autolosses I've had
>>
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>>144152016
>>144152045

There was a 76, junkrat ,winston and Mccree, don't remember the other ones though.

The salt was real.
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>game doesnt launch from battle.net app
?????
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>>144151805
Pretty sure the only people in the bunch who don't skip leg day are Zarya and Roadhog.
>>
Has anyone made a picture of the 9 heroes that are direct TF2 comparisons standing in the order they do in the classic TF2 picture.
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>>144152212
it's 40 unless you care about a handful of meh skins
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>>144152016
how do either of those heroes stop her?

>get flash banged
>survive, then turn on defense matrix and fly away

>get hooked
>survive, then turn on defense matrix and fly away

Even if they manage to pop your suit, you're still alive, and now dealing more damage.
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>>144152141
>>144152178

thanks, anons
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>>144151990
>this butthurt
Yeah, you should find a better team, one that doesn't inspire such negative waves.

Maybe take up a hobby, like hiking.

>>144152210
Blizzard definitely needs to limit heroes to 1 per team, at least for competitive matches.
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>>144152289
I just restarted my computer and it started working again
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>>144152212
Do you have friends to play with?
If yes, it's well worth it. If no, then if you can handle being put on teams with absolute retards it's also worth it.
If you can't handle imbeciles on your team, it's not worth your health.
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>>144152253
I hate head pastes, but fuck it I'm tolerating them since it's the only shit out there right now that isn't shipping shit.
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>>144152134
thanks famalamadingdong, this will help me be a better defender
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>>144152320
yes but am I gonna have to restart every fucking time I wanna play now?
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>>144152212
It's 40 bucks, just don't buy origins edition
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>>144152042
>-
Get the fuck out
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>>144151956
wow thanks. it says the GeForce 600 series is supported and GPU was the only thing i was worried about, my GeForce GT 640. the rec. GPU is NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 660 or AMD Radeon™ HD 7950 or better, and the min. is NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 460, ATI Radeon™ HD 4850, or Intel® HD Graphics 4400. once again, on the list of "supported GPUs" was the GeForce 600 series, which GT 640 is a part of.

my Phenom II X4 965 CPU is fine, not worried about CPU. the rec. is Intel® Core™ i5 or AMD Phenom™ II X3 or better. Phenom II X3...isn't X4 even higher? my GPU is the only thing to sweat about, if anything.
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>>144151338
post ID I'll add you
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>tfw you have to do the Widow killing as Pharah cause your mates are retarded.
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Did i fuck up /owg/?
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>>144152301
If you get flashbanged as D.Va, you'll lose like half your hp, and then he can just roll and fan while you're flying away, anon. Matrix only works in front, and you can't fly away facing McREE.
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>>144152035
wanna know something fun
the patch they just pushed through removed safe quits
intentionally
so i hope you like joining that same game you just quit 19 times in a row because if blizzard decides "this is where youre going" youre being punished regardless of what you do, either with a steamroll loss or an arbitrary xp penalty that incrementally stacks every single time you quit now
because thats "fun"
>>
>>144151794
hes joking retard
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>>144151338
If you don't mind a Symmetra playing on Attack sure.
>>
>>144152035
>He can't win enough games to make his losses look like a drop im the bucket.
>He could be winning a game to make up for it, right now. Instead he's posting on the Chanbook
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>widowmaker

Semi auto has been removed.

Body shot full charge damage to 110, crit unchanged

auto has been unchanged

>mccree

fan the hammer spread increased dramatically
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>>144152121
one guy just cucked mercy from healing by spending most of the time shoving into her
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>>144146831
>Chinese girl

They go directly from 12 to 94.
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>>144151560
Reinhardt is fucking excellent to defend torbjorn's turret, not so much bastion because you'll be blocking his view, but it might work

Zarya is better with pushes, so not a defense one

Winston to push widowmaker's and pharah's shit inside out, also kills other 200 HP classes pretty easily if you first punch them and then start shocking them, you can pick mercy as well or use ult to prevent cart push
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>>144152490
>fan the hammer spread increased dramatically
I'm okay with this.
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>>144151857
I think I'm fun to play with
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>>144152459
activate matrix, fly into him and bounce him off the map.
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>>144152445
nope
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>>144151308
I was running the beta just fine on a 640 and i5 4460 so i don't see why not.
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>>144152542
>still cheese tanks
>cheese week classes with 2 headshots

I'd be fine with this, he would just take more skill
>>
How do I find out what DPI my mouse is?
>>
>>144152459
Unless you're already damaged, you should be able to survive the first flash bang fan the hammer. Defense matrix ensures you can survive the second while flying through him. He gets knocked back, has to reload, and you have more than enough time to fly somewhere he can't hit you like a ledge or behind cover.
>>
How long before we get a legit starcraft firebat as a character.
I'd love to hear some d. va/firebat bantz.

Or will they never go full retard like HotS?
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>>144152658
look into the laser and count the dots
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>>144152152

You are forgetting the reload time after the second fan. That is where you kill McCree. He can neither left click nor right click if he does not have ammo.
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>>144152128
>you used an image I didn't approve of

come on anon
you're really looking dumb now
Its literally just a reaction image.

>>144152423
Are you EU or at least east coast?

>>144152474
Why would you attack as Symmetra though?
That's dumb anonkun

>>144152565
Then sure!
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>>144152658
Check the bottom of your mouse, the manufacture's page, or software if it came with the mouse.
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>>144152262
>Winston
>Against 6 D.va's
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>>144152651
Honestly I was shocked how tight the spread of it was, being a McCree main.

I made it a point of only using it in close range to cheese tanks and Tracer, otherwise I'd use M1.
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>>144152445
>hanzo above average tier
>lucio anywhere but god tier
>mei above zarya or junkrat

yeah, you fucked up bad
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>>144152658
Check your mouser model on the internet
>>
If you have sex with Reaper is it considered necrophilia?
>>
>>144152651
Fan can't headshot.
What needs to be done is removing reload from roll, because it's fucking retarded he gets to try again after he blows his first fan hitting the ceiling.
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>>144152490

FTH spread increase wouldn't solve the problem, since the problem is pocketsand+FTH which only works at basically point-blank range. A decent nerf would be reducing his pistol damage overall slightly and putting FTH on a cooldown. Enough to make sure he can still pocketsand+FTH lower HP classes up to about 200HP but not enough that he can rape tanks just because he reacted 0.1 seconds faster
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>>144152472
Are you joking. Link patch notes pls
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>>144152730
They won't, there's actual lore and shit in this game
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>>144152753
>still stuck on the image.
>using a REACTION image when you're starting a conversation with nothing to REACT to.

i knew waifu posters were retarded, but you're taking it to a new level anon.
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>>144144431
Play Quake or the new Unreal Tournament or a Doom sourceport or something for a while. Pick a real difficulty, though, not one of the bottom two. You're constantly moving and shooting, it makes aiming in most other shooters a lot easier.
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>>144152768
I have no idea what model this mouse is. It just says Logitech on it. There's no other writing, it's all worn off. It's a very generic looking, 2 button, wheel, symmetrical mouse. I don't have any software or anything, I've had this mouse for most of a decade now.
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Why are all Soldier76 highlight intros so freaking lame?
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>>144152832
I was talking about fan, then headshot twice with LMB

Also, not sure if reload should be gone from roll. Then it'd be useless, unless you give it 2 seconds cool down so it makes mcree more mobile and give it more invincibility frames, which I would also be ok with
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>>144152212
go for the standard edition, It's what I did,
sadly gearbox botched the shit out of their launch and will most likely never recover from it,
overwatch is pretty good, and as you keep going it gets better when you learn counter picks.
just for the love of god find friends to play
>>
>enemy widow is fucking our shit
>they cap the first point handily
>switch to Winston
>you know the rest

This is the best fucking feeling.
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>>144152947
cuz he's vanilla as fuck, man.
>>
Parenthood
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>>144152947
too old to get a good highlight intro
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>>144152917
Oh, also doesn't see the utility of symmetra on attack. As if having access to a teleport that shortens spawn distances from "across the vastness of space" to "around a corner you'll find the action" isn't obviously overpowered on attack or defense.
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>>144152947
Because 76 is supposed to be cheesy and lame in general.
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>>144152486
I just tried. got dumpstered by a premade group because I was stuck supporting a bunch of single digit level idiots
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>>144152993
A dash is never useless.
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>>144152445
>Symmetra in meh tier
Such a lack of imagination
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10374686

please take the 6 seconds to answer, /owg/
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Anyone have that list of potential future heroes? Please post I thought I saved it :/
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What do you do as tank if your team just lets McCree and Reaper waltz right in front of you?
>>
Bastion isn't unbalanced because he shines in narrow corridors and chokepoints, he shines because he's easy to use in those situations. Bastion can easily rack up kills by doing absolutely nothing. His design rewards players for playing cheesily instead of skillfully.
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>>144152753
What's your id?
I'll add you when I get back home
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>>144152917
Well your whole amazing and very very logical conclusion came from the image. What else?

Stop projecting so hardcore either way, that's enough of (You)'s for you for now
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>>144151814
Well, it's a good thing that 76 isn't a 9/11 victim and his bff not osama then. Come on anon, the jealousy and bff thing is even part of the background, is it really that hard to extrapolate from this and realize why the ship is popular? The 'my friend tried to kill me, but im sure he's a good person deep down so i just need to talk to him' trope is extremely popular in pop culture. If ovrwatch story ever comes that far i'm willing to bet my metaphorical nut that reaper will be redeemed with the help of 76 in some way. Blizzard sure loves its redemption arks
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>>144153054
Assfucking Winstons and Gaijins with Curry Karate. Also D.Vas since you can kinda hop on top of her.
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>>144152624
fantastic, thank you
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>>144153014
>she just runs away desperately as you slowly melt her

Feels glorious desu famiglia
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>>144152320
are you using AMD?
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>>144153112
change out to another character
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I wish Soldier 76 had a WHAT A THRILL line to go with his Naked Snake costume.
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>>144153086
I think people are already trolling this

There's no way there are more 26 year olds here than 19 year olds

Then again this is a full-priced game that is not pirate-friendly
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>>144153054
still situational and could be replaced by a much better hero.
Sure its nice to spawn in close through a teleport when attacking B hanamura but she's not gonna help as much as someone else when pushing the point with the team.
The extra HP is nice though.
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why not just put a cooldown on fan the hammer, like lucio's knockback
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>>144153074
I get killed mid-roll quite a lot because of all the explosions and such.

>>144153112
>McCree
Depends on what tank. Reinhardt? You might be fucked 1v1, but he might be retarded and accidentally flash your shield(It's important to follow him to make sure it absorbs it) and that's your chance to charge/smash his face in.

>Reaper
You're fucked.
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>>144151905
Cute. Alternative hair for heroes would be nice (for zarya especially), but i'm afraid that's treading a bit too close to hats territory.
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>>144153104
I guess I should be more specific I am talking about those face profiles from the cinematic
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>>144153201
Also Reapers. Symmetra can hop around Reaper and kill him or force him to wraith away.
Her hitbos isn't big and she can just hop around him and strafe all the time since her gun tethers.
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>>144152753
>Are you EU or at least east coast?
No, Sorry. Tough luck I guess.
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>>144152753
>Why would you attack as Symmetra though?
Teleport best ultimate(Place it in places behind their defence by sneaking in or use it on the front line for fast reinforcements), her fully charged lazer does 125 damage per seconds, also her alt fire destroys reinhardt, bastion, and torbjorn turrets.
Not to mention regenerating shields and annoying turrets are always nice.
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>>144153112
switch off tank because it's clear your team can't shoot the things in front of you

it's what i do
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This game would be so much better if each lootbox gained from levels also gave you like 15 - 25 gold.
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>>144153136
My conclusion came from a thoroughly logical analysis of your attention seeking whore post COMBINED with your image anon. From that, I just know that you've posted in /vg/ lamenting the fact that a fictional character will never become real and insert a cock they don't have into your anus.
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fuck Dva is so fucking useless
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>join /owg/ group
>lose first game
>[inaudible noise] over mic
>group disbanded
thought you guys were hardcore
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>The only card to make it to the end screen is from the losing team
>Gets an "epic" out of pity
>No one on the winning team gets any votes

Cucks, all of 'em
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>>144153278
Correct

Also it's brought in the fps old guard, people who played TF2 at launch before it went to shit and Blizzard Game Players who have been playing WoW for 10 years
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>>144153278
Well, I'll be 27 in a few months.
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>>144151958
What's this originally from?
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>>144153187
>redeemed Reaper
>he's just as fucking edgy

Make it happen Blizzard. I really hope we see major story events effect the characters.
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>>144150120
What I love is that they bitch and moan about over sexualization then turn around and sexualize everything by shipping it.
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>>144153334
No, she fucking can't. Reaper 1v1 should be able to kill her. Winston too.
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>>144151308

I have a GTX 645 and I run the game on low and 75% resolution scale and it mostly runs >60 fps
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>>144153378
The level cap is something stupid like 1680, you don't have to worry all that much.
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So how much of a badass do you have to be for Talon to request Widowmaker to be your waifu when she's not deployed? I'm pretty sure they could program her to enjoy it or something.
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>>144153285
Except she has better damage than a some offense heroes, and can ignore shields.

Just because she has sentry guns doesn't mean she has to be used on defense. It's that kind of logic that leads to people not realizing how good cuckdwarf is on offense as well.
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>>144153483
She actually deals enough damage to fuck him up before he fucks her up.
As for Reaper, unless he has crazy aim and reflexes she'll just prance around him.
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>>144147126
fag u love it
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>>144153483
>should be able to
But can't. Her fucking hitbox is annoying as shit.
Even McCree struggles against her if he can't get a flash off.
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Okay, just used a website to check and apparently my mouse is about 600dpi. Is that good or bad?

Also, what sensitivity should it be on in Windows - or does the OW setting overwrite that?
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>It's a "Tracer exclusively goes for you - Oh lol jk there are TWO Tracers" episode
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>>144153568
just go to the nearest group of Omnics and go full Ben Garrison
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>>144149605
What is it?

I am dumb
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why does it keep having 25 MB updates without any patch notes?
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>>144153442

It's from a TF2 comic, one of the newer ones. They're all available on the official website.
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>>144153578
Torb's rivet gun is bonkers.
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>>144153637
Average.
Sensitivity is more of a preference but something in the lower end is good.
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>>144153491
thanks, thats neat.

im going in, boys. if not ill get a new GPU, thats the only thing i need to upgrade (albeit desperately) anyway
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>>144151128
Roadhogs damage is hugely inconsistant because its quite easy to have center-mass and literally all your spread looks like an O, dancing entirely around that widow. The spread is not even remotely accurate to the actual reticle and that's quite backwards for every other character in the game.
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>>144153492

I think it's discouraging to have to wait 40+ levels to get a skin you want, giving some gold each box (maybe reduce the payout for duplicates) would at least give people some concrete goal and sense of progress towards the cosmetics they want, instead of throwing the dice and getting nothing you care about over and over again (which is discouraging as fuck)
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>>144153442
TF2 comic series.
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>>144153285

>This nigga never played TF2

A teleport in the right place wins matches, hands down, every time.
Symmetra's a hard class to play, since she's squishy, but her turrets can rape if placed well, 25 HP buffs with no decay really do help a team, and her gun RAPES in close range. At full charge it does 150 DPS which melts even Rein and Winston, she hard counters Genji, and her alt fire passes though players and shields, including Rein's barrier, for 150 damage per full charge.

That said, Symmetra should be moved to Defence class and not Support. Every support should have healing, and Sym should be always used in defence, not support.
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>>144153645
>it's a "You're playing as Tracer when all of a sudden another friendly tracer dashes past you and you think the game has gone into 3rd person and run into a wall" episode
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>>144153637

OW settings overwrite it. Definitely something under 15.
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>>144153645
>there are TWO Tracers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLwIliyt-Xo
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>>144153645
>go junkrat
>throw down steel trap literally anywhere
>watch as tracer inevitably runs over it every single time
>give Dr Mario a run for his money
Tracer a shit
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>>144153618
Same for Roadhog if he doesn't hook her. Oh he huffs paint? Whatever, it'll just take 2 more seconds to wreck his shit.
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>>144153645
>go demorat
>trap tracer
>blow her the fuck up

It's like Will. E Coyote but I actually succeed
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>>144153727
Sometimes I forget that TF2 still exists.
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>>144153789
Can't say I've ever had an issue with that at the range hook puts people.
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>>144150990
>roadhog, genji, or hanzo
roadhog dies to fan roll fan every single time. You're only opportunity is to oneshot him and if that fails then you lose, instantly.
Genji also works alot less than most think because once you realize he can't deflect ground nades, you just miss on purpose and YOHOLUPNOW to victory
and Hanzo is...well you should be so far back being a cuntsman that you can';t possible die, but 1vs1? better pray to get that headshot.
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Need a new thread.
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>>144153834

>Implying the game goes third person when you're playing tracer ever

Scrub detected
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>>144153747
Exactly. But people think "this character has a sentry gun, therefore he must stand behind it hitting things with his wrench all day"

It's a sentry gun with no cost to place, on an extremely low cooldown. You just have to place it, shoot some people, maybe upgrade it if it's still alive, or rebuild it if it isn't. But almost all the time you should be shooting people with your nutso melta gun.
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>>144153971
so make one
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>>144153865
You have no idea how fast you learn to watch where you're fucking walking as Tracer.
But then I've killed countless Tracers with pills I shot at something else and missed pathetically.
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>>144153887
>still no crazy "balance" update

I want it to feel fresh again
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>>144153637
windows: 6/11
enhance pointer precision: off


go here and put your mouse dpi, and then aim for 25.4 cm/360 (10 in/360)
or higher

https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

if it feels too fast, lower sens by 1 until it feels comfortable
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>>144153865
>Junkrat's traps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e71_CAaBaRE

>>144153952
>throw flashbang at the ground
>Genji still reflected it
yeah genji is bad haha
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I got no friends. Who wanna play.
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>>144154019
TF2 is a rotting corpse and has been for half a decade
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>>144153952

You're missing a vital bit of information in those matchups which is CLOSE RANGE. Anyone taking on McREE shouldn't be getting anywhere near him, at which point he folds like paper.
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>>144153926
Its an isssue that mostly arises from moving and hooking. YOu'd imagine it would also be brought to you, but it'll randomly make people appear behind, left, or right of you.
Just in that prime window to be in the 'useless spread' zone of LMB, but to close for RMB.
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>>144153887
The weird thing is that when you guys just said "TF2" my brain autocorrected it to "OW" each time until I just re-read that last few posts again.

>>144153980
I'm not saying that it ever does, I'm saying that's how I interpreted it. Haven't you ever had anything like that IRL? Like you're looking at your reflection in a window and then someone opens the window and you feel like you're moving, not just your reflection?
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>>144153997
My favourite part is running through shieldcuck Reinhardt's shield and RMBing his dick. They're always so surprised.
His RMB is idiotic even without MOLTEN COOOOOOORE up, and his LMB with some training can be used to score potshots at insane ranges.
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Widowmaker has to be the most poorly thought out thing I've seen in a long time

>Highest damage in the game and the longest range
>Ult does not make any amount of sound and is the most powerful ult in the game
>Average health
>Escape option that most characters cannot match
>Charge rate is linear and not exponential, letting you get easier double taps

You fucking kidding me right now? Even if you have Winston going after her 24/7, she's already more than doing her job by occupying 1 members time and killing others
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>>144154075
>if it feels too fast, lower sens by 1 until it feels comfortable

You realize that for probably 99% of the people who ask about these things, it's going to feel way too slow, not too fast, right?

The biggest struggle for the first time you do this is believing its even possible to use sens that low.
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>>144153127
Darg#1253
Currently currently logged into EU bnet

>>144153363
That's a shame. I tried playing on west coast once and the ping was a little too insufferable.

>>144153364
Agree with most, but a different character would typically do better on attack when actually going for a full on push, instead of letting your teammates trickle in one by one like idiots through your teleporter >>144153285

>>144153578
I still much rather have anyone elses ult for a proper push
Even phara's ult to delete a tank + someone else quickly
Or just have her fly around and plink at people
Or genji
Or reaper
Or soldier
Literally anyone else for a 6 man push. Teleporter is unnecessary. unless you're in overtime.

>>144153832
I got 1k hours in TF2 and still stand by my opinion. On a good team Symmetra is unnecessary. Anyone from the enemy team will kill her easily as fuck as well with just a few shots, or two from reaper or whoever else with how she has to stick herself to an enemy for at least what? 5 seconds to kill it if her laser wasn't fully charged already?
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>>144154116
I'm not into necrophilia I swear
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>>144146695
upset of the century if either of these were true
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>>144154118
In MY situations, you're in close range. You can't do anything to counter him.
I don't care what you say, newb.
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>>144153997
The game has no idea what it wants torb to be. His weapon implies battle-engie, this level 1 turret implies 'lol u wotm8'.
Repair rate and 'no upgrade unless hit at full HP' means you really mostly just place the turret as a distraction, hope it isn't melted instantly and get a free kill or two.

Actually being an "engineer" is entirely worthless.
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>>144150914
It's not "fun" to play againts retarded players.
It's easy, and it's that way with ANY hero.
lel
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>>144154097
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>>144154128
Yeh I've had people appear to the sides and behind, but that's a problem with the hook being broken, not with his spread fucking you over.
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>>144154128
I still remember a PotG of me playing Streetpig where by the end I hooked a Tracer after blink and did 0 damage to her.
I just fucking missed all pellets.
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>>144154181
>Ult does not make any amount of sound and is the most powerful ult in the game
They really need to fix this.
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>>144154106
Sure, but again. I usually play Symmetra
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>>144154223
>That low poly body contrasting with her face
Makes that series impossible to get off to desu
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>>144154143

No, because I have situational awareness.

Knowing where you are in relation to everything else is a basic skill and the essence of depth perception, I'm actually amazed you have trouble with that.
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>>144154273
You put them overlooking a flanking route and MOLTEN COOORE into the fray.
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>>144154223
>That hot face on top of a 30 year old woman's body
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>>144147130
Reaper's head stays at almost the same level while spinning and moving slowly. Jumping may avoid a headshot.
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>>144154340
It does actually make a sound...its just quiet and in french. I swear you only hear if you are around her.
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>>144154224
noted
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>>144154381
>it's a series
Shit, son, pass a link my way.
Please.
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>>144154223
>Man Foot
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>>144154272

>In MY situations

You don't get to pick your situations unless you're skulking behind a door waiting for someone to come along, being a drain on the rest of the team who're actually fighting and playing properly.
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>>144154276
tjorborn on offense is fine.


What if I told you there was a character with more health than any other offensive character, a better gun than any offensive character (besides maybe tracer), and the ability to self heal for 75 HP with no cooldown? I legitimately don't see why people bother with soldier76 when cuckdwarf exists.
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>>144154143
What the fuck? You have problems m8
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>>144154232
Having your teammates trickle in one by one one like idiots behind enemy lines usually breaks a solid defensive wall. I would only switch from Symmetra if I felt like my team was worthless and the enemy team actually focused me down whenever they saw me.
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>>144154351
So long as you aren't trying to force her onto a payload while you're behind with an enemy team of snipers and pharahs you probably aren't doing too bad.
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>>144154605
>a better gun than any offensive character (besides maybe tracer)

fucking lel
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>>144154529
Don't have it on hand, but it gets posted enough in the /aco/ thread.

Although now that I think of it, it may not be a series and I might be thinking of locker room set.
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>>144154516
But you never are around her unless you're Gorilla Grodd or Raiden.
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>No new thread
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>>144154647
I would switch to Dva but honestly i would imagine the team could handle that. The damage is just too much to give up.
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>>144154818
So make one yourself.
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>>144154679

Are you serious? His secondary fire cleans up in close range, and you can arc his primary shots for decent damage, with little falloff. Toblerone rapes if you actually know what to fire and when.
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>>144154453
Mei is 31 years old.
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just let this game die already. It had it's chance, but it can't escape from tf2's shadow.
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>>144154853
I'm on mobile.
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>>144154818
this, I might fuck up those [embed] things and get bullied if i make it myself
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>>144154917
>>144154917
>>144154917


Here for fucks sake
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>>144154885
It's a casual shooter being dragged kicking and screaming into a e-sports scene, it can't die just yet.

That would be merciful.
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>>144154885
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>>144152084
>situationally overpowered
Fuck off back to your MOBA child.
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>>144154630
>Having your teammates trickle in one by one one like idiots behind enemy lines usually breaks a solid defensive wall.
That's why there are so many people whining about attack hanamura or attack anubis.

I seriously can't share your opinon man, there are better fucking options most of the time. Anyone with half a brain on the enemy team will kill a Symmetra in just a few shots and not let her laser thing get out of control, and there's nothing she can do about it, too.
Plus you might be overestimating the laser damage. If you try to tickle reihardt up close he'll just slap you about a few times and you're dead before he is, and no amount of "muh small frame and hitbox" will help

Why does it feel like you're a Symmetra main trying to validate that "she isn't that bad"?
Sure whatever, everything is "not that bad" but some things are outclassed by others.
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>>144154453

>Implying 30 year olds can't be really hot

Grow past 20 and you start noticing it anon, also, grow some balls while you're at it.
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>>144154854

Offensive characters with better weapons:

S76, McCree, Tracer, Pharah (note: literally 75% of all offensive characters)
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>>144154970
>ASSFAGGOTS invented abilities
oh boy here we go again
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>>144154954

>Casual shooter

Mainfag detected. The game is about learning the meta and knowing what to switch to based on enemy team composition, counters, etc.

The casuals get weeded out by level 15, which any decent player hits in a day or two.
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>>144152084
>>Bastion was notorious for killing everyone during the beta, now McCree is notorious for killing everyone that either can't hear him stomping around or runs, willingly, into flashbangs.

>bastion ever actually a problem.
No its called wood league players. But when everyone, from all levels, has a problem with McCre and even the developer says so? Hmm... I wonder which one of you is wrong.

Good old McCrees trying to false flag their nerf away
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>>144154978
Because in the majority of games I'm the one carrying the team. Heres a tip, don't just stand still so they can shoot you. Obviously a fucking reinhardt close up kills her, the point is her alt fire counters his shield and goes through him to damage anyone behind him.

Why does it feel like you think you know what you're talking about from watching a bunch of shitty Symmetras.
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I don't understand, why do people think D. Va is bad?

I usually get 10-kill streaks (minimum) every game.
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>>144154978
>Plus you might be overestimating the laser damage

150 DPS within 5 secs rapes even the hardest tank, and you can barely hear it. Combined with her turrets that slow your move and turn speed down, it's guaranteed rape. I've lost count of how many Reins I've shredded as Symmetra.

Let me repeat, Symmetra has the highest DPS IN THE GAME. Her weapon's close range, and she's squishy, but she's quick, and with some bunnyhopping she can dance around most chars that aren't set up for fast, dangerous classes.
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>>144155643

squishiest tank and pretty shitty compared to Rheinhart, Zarya, and Roadhog. There are better flankers/harassers.
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>>144155643
Because D-VA was a lot stronger in the Beta before they nerfed the shit out of her to bring her more in line.

D-VA is mostly played by idiots who think LOL MECHA and just charge in, when D-VA plays more like a TF2 Tomislav Heavy in that they should ambush and flank.
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>>144152532
Zarya is a great way to break a push since you're pushing right back. Don't know how many times I've broken a decent push by applying pressure and melting faces. Then again she is just my play style and it's why I have 11hrs with her since most tanks I get put with suck.
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>>144155228
>know how to counter-pick
>don't know how to play the counter-picking hero
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>>144156031

Zarya is great until you get stuck with a team who refuses to enter the fray and have no way to charge your cannon. I love playing with Roadhogs and D.Va's because they are sponges for bullets.
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>>144155326
>Heres a tip, don't just stand still so they can shoot you.
XDD
And this is where this conversation is not serious anymore.

Its real fucking easy ot kil la symmetra, she's got zero escape or defensive mechanisms, no amount of "MMUH SMALL FRAME AND HITBOX" will change that

Why does it feel like you're basing your Symmerta opinions on having shitty enemies who ignore you cause "lol symmetra" and it being your main?

>>144155656
>Can barely hear the loud sizzling laser
Ok.
>turrets
Have fun setting those up on attack.
If you walk up to an enemy (haha as if they'd let you do that) and place a turret near them, its really not that fucking hard to sneeze at the turret and then turn towards you. For either that specific enemy or anyone out of the enemy team.

>Let me repeat, Symmetra has the highest DPS IN THE GAME.
Nice. Great. Congrats. It doesn't fucking matter if you don't have the kit to support it. You could have the highest DPS in the game and it wouldn't matter because you don't have anything else to support that. She doesn't fucking have any escape mechanisms, any kiting, any defensive mechanisms. The only argument I keep seeing is "M-MUH SMALL FRAME AND HITBOX" which I can't take seriously.
Good players WILL kill a fucking symmetra that attempts a rain dance around them
More so while they are fucking defending a point with the rest of their fucking team, symmetra is at the merch of her enemies mental capacity to not outright ignore her cause "XDDD symmetra!"
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>>144156550
>If you walk up to an enemy (haha as if they'd let you do that) and place a turret near them,

Nice scrub-tier evaluation - you never place Sym turrets in the open, you use them to lock down side paths by placing them over the inside edge of doorways and gunning down those who fall into that trap. Only Junkrat and Pharah hard-counter Sym and only then if they're not distracted by other players.
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>>144157108
We're talking about attack symmetra you absolute degenerate
Have fun ~LOCKING DOWN SIDE PATHS~ and shit when you have to fucking attack a control point like anubis or hanamura or such
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>>144157357

>Talking about attack symmetra

>Ignoring what side path movement from defence can do to an attacking team

You must be either really shit at this game, or have never played Tracer, Genji, Mcree, DVA, or anyone else that benefits from flanking.

Let me put it this way - Symmetra can not only shut down flankers but also drop attackers right onto the front lines.
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>>144158108
nigga i keep talking about symmetra not helping when attacking a fucking point
imagine hanamura
the enemy team is defending
and then you want to be a dumb cunt as symmetra and "set up turrets"
Go ahead, tell me where you'd set them up
Oh wait nowhere cause you need to cap the fucking point
fucking degenerate

>flanking
Only that a few turrets alone wont make a fucking difference cause its easy as fuck to destroy them, especially as diva
While you yourself are on the point laying dead cause the enemy team was not autistic enough to ignore you
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>25 hours in
>Just found out D.va's blaster is automatic
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>>144155802
>mostly played by idiots who think LOL MECHA and just charge in

Literally me. Why do you hate fun? ;(
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>>144158670

>ITT I've been locked down by a Sym and need to flail helplessly
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>>144158858
???
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>>144157108
>not winston
>any room with turrets suddenly explodes into a bunch of +25s for winston
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