>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Old Thread
>>144001505
>>144121861
First for WeLoveFine are Jews
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
THIRD FOR "ANIME IS FOR LOSERS AND QUEERS"
>selfless can only perform either online or against T1 euros
whats going on here
>broadcast graphic shows selfless winning 14-1
>it's the exact opposite
im cute
>>144122403
maybe when you get older
>>144122771
They caught the "CLG"
>>144122875
that looks delicious
>>144122972
>not liking shotas
what are you, a gays?
is selfless going on the same rout as team liquid?
>>144122875
you look tasty
>>144123097
*oishii
>>144112045
>not ocean foam
>>144123275
>he doesn't call it KKona's Foam
>>144123106
>liking shotas
anon that's heresy!
you think they're taking turns throwing for skines?
>dowload torrent with 1000+ seeders
>get cryptolocker
People actually seed this?????
Are the pins from WeLoveFine, Genuine quality?
WOAHAOHHWOWHAOHAAAHHAAH
WHY THE FUCK DID I BET ON SHITIC
>>144124601
What torrent was it?
>opshit can only win when mixwell gets a crazy round
>>144125359
csgo
imagine being 50 and watching csgo for the first time
>weird gay looking guns
>weird gay looking knives
>weird gay retarded names
>everyone rushing to plant a bomb in a spot for no reason
>they keep switching to their gay looking knives for some reason
>people are aiming at the balls but hit the head for some reason
>all of the players are out of shape nerds
>they consider THIS a sport
why would they think people who watch tv would like this?
>>144125139
Yeah, they should make the major ones souvenir with. "Vintage" or "Genuine" is giving me TF2 flashbacks
>>144123275
ocean foam is ugly as piss and you should feel bad for unironically thinking it's any good
>>144125180
don't worry, cocktic is going to win
haxlel is carrying hard, and selfless are literally who tier
>>144125781
Wow, fuck Valve. I waited in line for 5 fucking hours to get my pins at the Columbus Major. Now some fucking NEETs are going to have the same thing that I waited 5 hours in line for...
>>144125726
damm, sucky childhood much
>relyks
this guy will never ever go far
>>144126002
Neets can afford these since welikefine doesnt take steam money
t. Guy who is friends with neets
>>144126002
ha ha
>>144126190
omg! why would you say that!?
whos getting stickers?
>>144126042
>he spent his childhood playing videogames
your life must be shit
>>144125359
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/14698197/Adobe_Photoshop_CS6_13.0.1_Final.Multilanguage_[cracked_dll]
I hope it was this
https://blog.malwarebytes.org/threat-analysis/2016/03/cerber-ransomware-new-but-mature/
booted into ubuntu to delete it
>>144127719
How does it have 3000 seeders? Is there a way to spoof seeders or something?
>look at chat
>it's just asshurt eurocucks making fun of kids
why is europe so autistic
>>144126889
#1 = G2
#2 = Faze
#3 = Gambit
#4 = MouseSports
#5 = EnVyUs
#6 = Cloud9
#7 = FlipSid3
#8 = Splyce
#9 = Tyloo
#10 = Dignitas
#11 = Optic Gaming
#12 = Binary Dragons
#13 = Immortals
#14 = Empire
#15 = Renegades
#16 = Hell Raisers
>>144128087
I don't know but im more annoyed that ubuntu fucked my boot loader and i can't boot into safe mode
brb
I think there's a few encrypted images in my meme folder :(
>>144128564
maybe you should stop using a meme os
Stan
Is
Law
relyksNutty
>>144129269
Stani
Slaw*
Mixwell looks like anice guylol
>>144128392
t. butthurt ameribad
Who /senran kagura/ here?
rip in piece csgo
>http://www.hltv.org/blog/11950-kiss-x-sis
>this guy coached for mouz
this is hard evidence that eu pros are weebs
it's Wednesday my dudes
>>144130257
>#43
>fucking loser lol
What a bully ;_;
my bf always calls me loser too for watching anime...
wasnt that the same kid that was wearing the c9 jersey last week
>>144130479
wow, your bf said that? he must be right.
>>144129937
He lives with daps and they are in love
>>144130628
he is right about me being a loser but it's still mean
>>144130950
well maybe you should stop being a loser
>>144131042
I can't...
>>144131149
why not?
>>144130437
it's literally thursday though
>>144131205
I like anime and can't stop wanting to be used as a cumdump.
>>144130257
Someone send this to NiKo or ChrisJ. They both use twitter a bit.
>>144131373
that's no excuse. you just have to kill yourself.
i got the x ray vision
>>144131674
woah same
don't tell steam though
witch.tv/hutch
holy fuck seananners and the respawn squad playing go!!!!
>>144131674
i got the x
i got the x
>>144131471
I-I don't want to kill myself, anon ;_;
>>144131821
>thought this it said husky
rip
>>144131859
see right through all these b*tches
>>144131992
you're only holding yourself back
>>144132935
P-please stop I feel really bad right now and don't need this
semi-threadly reminder to buy my unwanted skinshttps://opskins.com/?loc=shop_users_page&steamid=76561198041011640
if rrrrr doesn't buy this bizon i'm going to ironically unironically kill myself
>>144133143
kill yourself you fucking faggot
you're worthless
>>144133375
stop being mean loser
>>144133143
you can't keep avoid your problems like this
>>144133431no
>>144133170
>m3m3sid3
>>144133375
P-please stop, anon
I know I'm worthless but I really need some comfort and love right now ;_;
>>144133435
W-what should I do then?
>>144133687
I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO, LOSER. KILL YOURSELF.
>>144133569
but you're a depressing faggot blatantly trying to brush your problems away and by telling other people to kill themselves you just procrastinate your own pathetic sadness and suicide thoughts
>>144133687
kill yourself obv
being dead is comfortable
>>144133834
why would i want to kill myself? i have a bf, a nice csgo inventory, a few friends, and a bunch of money from my dead/dying grandparents. i'll probably retire by 30.
>>144133824
W-why are you talking to me like that....
I might end up doing it...
>>144134062
wow, your suicide is coming sooner than I expected.
Well hopefully a few people would miss you when you're gone although I doubt outside of your immediate family literally no one would care.
>>144134203
are you just pretending to be illiterate or
>>144134160
when you do, trade me all your csgo skins :3
>>144134364
Your self-deception and delusion are clear signs of a mental illness. So my original thesis on you also being severely depressed seem to have also been correct.
>>144134885
>>144134729
Why would I give them to you when you're so mean to me...
>>144135182
I'm not that guy.
i got windows 10 and now my frames have gone to shit Ive dropped to 300 to low 100
what the fuck?
>>144135268
Okay what's your id
>>144134160
you're suppose to do
>>144135581
steamcommunity.com/id/sniler
>>144135834
A-added
>>144135816
But why would you want that, anon ;_;
>>144136007
>A-added
>>144136068
Can you accept please?
>>144136290
>he doesn't know
our guy m0E is streaming famas
>>144135517
update drivers
yes
>>144137626
game on gamer!
so if these best of 2 games end 1-1, then does everyone who bet automatically lose? thats retarded
>>144138727
they get their skins returned
>>144138763
oh woops ya i just saw that
i forgot which skins i bet
>even moe is moving on to overwatch
R I P C S G O
Free autism therapy; Sean, message me man, I know you're in a rough spot right now.
Does anyone else I know still go on this shitty general?
Hmu if so
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fuccboioats
>buy green ak47 skin
>it has a bunch of weed stickers on it
literally dropped
>>144140887
did the russian on your team pick it up before you could get to it again?
>>144140484
>he thinks his shit game will still be relevant in 3 months
>>144140484
I'm going to laugh so hard once your game is dead
why are 5 generals showing up when I search Csgog?
>girl on my team
>try to do good to impress her
>i literally play my worst game ever
:/
Cadian announces playing for CLG or TSM
UPDATEUPDATE UPDATE
>>144144517
wow! it's absolutely nothing
meme update
>>144146262
Finally deleted the stattrak items from souvie cases
since lounge is shit they gave me like 3 pages of 4 cent skins
is there anything i can do with them that's worth it? trade ups? ICBs? sell on market?
Okay /csgog/
Karambit or Butterfly knife? Shill me on what I should get.
>>144146636
All of those!
>>144146740
neither
>>144147450
I currently have:
>Gut Black Pearl (0.00119FV)
>Shadow Daggers Blue Steel (0.9995FV)
>Huntsman Fade (0.008FV, 89% Fade)
>Flip Rust Coat (0.989FV)
I would get a Flip Ruby, but I'm waiting for the prices to go back to reasonable numbers (220 instead of 340) before I commit.
>>144146636
Fuck around in mm servers where you have squeakers do your bidding for skins
>>144147697
Good taste but ditch the gut
>>144148132
Fuck you I actually LIKE the guts. I was considering getting a Gut Man'o'War but then the pearl dropped into my lap and I went "well shit."
Another idea is to ditch the Huntsman and Shadow Daggers for a Flip Pearl, so I can have two pearls for play knives.
>>144148342
Well you should be dropping the gut and buttplugs desu. You're not a fin.
>>144147697
>gut
>shadow daggers
>non-full fade huntsman
vomiting_anime_girl.jpg
>>144147697
>butt plug
>huntsman
>gut
>flip
>>144146740
Get a bayonet
>>144146740
be a not retard and use skin changers
>>144149413
flips are acceptable in the most literal sense of the word
they're better than any of the other poorfag knives
>>144146740
kara, butterfly, m9, bayo, bowie are the best knives
seeing your taste though you'd probably manage to fuck it up by getting a red-tipped butterfly fade or something
>hear a lot about the csgo reddit
>go there
>every post is who care... level
Why do you go there?
>search csgog in catalog
>get 5 threads
uhh????
>>144152671
Yeah wtf is going on
>>144152671
>>144152854
i assumed they might have put "csgog" in their OPs as a meme but that wasn't even the case, what's wrong with it?
>Sadokist took a break to mountain bike and autocross
>all ELeague caster went shooting
Feels good to be the alpha esport.
>>144153002
I know simg or whatever always came up because it's in one of their links but idk about the others
>get virus
>have to reinstall windows
>>144153290
>Fixed CS:GO window randomly coming to the foreground.
Does this mean i no longer have to change res when csgo refuses to minimize?
>>144153290
>get virus
>install virus operating system
>>144153616
Thats for mac
Are you mac?
http://tobiastabbert.blogspot.com/2015/09/project-catatumbo-lightning.html?m=1
so the new update will finally buff revolver?? right??
>>144155867
haha
nice
last digit 4 i never play csgo ever again
hey check my meme
Mouz vs F3 MLG on de_cbble
>>144156413
thats not a very good meme dude
>>144156517
You just dont get it baka
We needed a /csgog/ hivemind for betting.
>>144156413
terrible meme
i watched every round of that shitty match waiting for a fucking souvenir case and i didn't get one
i actually watched every single match of the major and didn't get a souvenir case
>>144156687
Is this a new reddit meme?
>>144156717
I have watched every match of every major and no souvenir, shit be rare yo
>>144156750
Yes, it is the latest in meme technology
>>144156717
Wow rude how is it bad?
>rrrr nowhere to be found
>thread is literally dead
uhhh gotards?!?!?
this game is so dead.......
>tfw too poor for overwatch
>Tfw no poor and have taste
Just popping in to remind you QUAKE Live is still free, you gobabs and overcucks.
A WOMAN IS MESSAGING ME ON WHATSAPP AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, PLEASE HELP GOTARDS!!!!!!
>>144158070
i'd play it but there's like 15 players online at any given time across all servers and i can never find any instagib and i'm too bad to play duel or ca
>>144158179
kill yourself, it's the only way
>>144157732
he's getting a new trip with his xp toaster
>>144158241
b-but I don't want to
>>144158281
I already found like 300 rrrrrr tripcodes but I don't need a new one atm
holy fuck i need agf
>>144158179
buy this and send her a picture, she'll sleep with you for sure
https://opsk.in/i/dh0tj
>>144158497I hope that was a typo
>>144158501
put the price to 0.57 and ill buy it right now
neck yourself(s) retarded braindaid dipshit ningers
>>144158695
do i look like some kind of idiot? it's already an enormous discount, you're getting 4 flipsid3 stickers for the price of one
fuck outta here
>>144158501
stop telling me to buy your skin all the time! makes me not want to
>>144158876
i think this is the first time i've actually replied to one of your posts with it but ok, will do
>>144158940
I think it's the second time and you already asked me to without directly replying to one of my posts
I don't have much $$$ on OPSkins, someone buy my sticker so I can buy that bizon, ok? thanks in advance!
https://opskins.com/?loc=shop_view_item&item=22909659
Does scummit not even play csgo anymore lol??
wew lads
refreshing the opskins search for type:knife, price low -> high actually works
>>144161017
if I literally lost a game on a lan by stepping on my own molotov, I wouldn't play the game anymore tbrh
our girl fuslie is streaming
rate my new skin
>>144162184
meme/meme
>>144161180
So this is the kind of trash poorfags are forced to look at. All that time searching and refreshing for something so gross lmao
If you see your brother standing by the road
With a heavy load from the seeds he sowed
And if you see your sister falling by the way
Just stop and say you're goin' the wrong way
You've got to try a little kindness yes show a little kindness
Yes shine your light for everyone to see
And if you'll try a little kindness and you'll overlook the blindness
Of the narrow minded people on the narrow minded streets
>>144163029
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>144161325
Why not
>>144163107
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>144161826
Who
Who has sonyatheevil's upskirt video or gif/pics
>>144162703
i'm just gonna bet it lmao calm down senpai
i spent like 5 minutes at most
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4m1oom/jw_is_vac_banned/
holy fucking shit
girls r cute
>>144158070
>quake live is still free
you actually got my hopes up
>>144167229
>he didnt play it years ago
kys
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-8H2E-iWIU
you guys know anything about this?
>>144167229
>he didn't play it at least once
uuuugh......
>>144169493
>>144170106
i played it when it still had it's on client
so did someone here buy the goy pins?
>>144170198
i honestly want some but the website is already sold out and i didnt get it in the offers thing in game. and buying them for resale prices are a no go for me
>>144170319
wait so they're limited? RIP
I can understand the 20 bucks price tag then on the steam market for one pin
>>144170198i bought a capsulegot a pin worth 25 bucks
:^D
>main mge, routinely top frag, beast it on d2
>smurf g4, get fucking destroyed most of the time, can't get a frag, get prefired every corner
gotards?
>>144170657
lol shitter
>>144170657
gn is filled with hackers
selling bayo sapphire 0.010 float for $1400
https://opsk.in/i/de6uk
>>144172180
kill yourself
rubies and sapphires aren't worth their current prices
>>144172180
sent ;)
>that one fedora lord who practices his "movement" every day
>>144172809
>he doesn't practice movement every round by bhopping out of spawn
>>144156292
>he's actually proud of it
>>144173041
>he can't even reply right
>>144173913
nobody was talking to you, rrrrrrrr. go kill yourself.
What music does /csgog/ listen to while headshotting niggas heads from their bodies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
>>144174783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnMvz3mLXaA
>>144157732
he's flirting with me :3
>>144170889
lol good meme
>>144174783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7dtLmwt6PY
>>144170889
Nova is full of shitty wallers. People that know exactly where you are, but can't aim worth shit.
any tips for a casual that wants to get into comp?
any video recs would be great
>>144174783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=408tWOubRDM
>>144178984
just watch lots of anime and you''ll be ok
>>144179156
rrrr pls turn off the hacksalso do vn's count?
>>144178984
watch voo csgo and steel
lots of good videos on the basics
>>144178984
watch pro demos
watch youtube videos from adren, warowl, steel
subscribe to netcodeguides
>>144179230
>hacks
??????
I just watch anime 24/7
>>144179287
you better be global elite
>>144179442
Brazil LEM = rest of the world GE, so yes
>>144179509
but you're faceit level 2
>>144179580
I don't play faceit
>>144179603
but you don't have ESEA
>>144179664
https://gamersclub.com.br/
>>144179730
I can't read 3rd world idiot
>>144179798
it's a pug system
>>144167229
I got it free
Also its dead as shit unfortunately
>>144180354
Yes. All yuro are soon banned
>>144170657
Thanks to valves genius rework of the ranking system, the novas have become insanely crowded meaning that its full of actually good players smurfi g so they can dick around with their shitter friends.
There's probably more smfc and globes in the novas than their actual ranks right now
>>144180478
I'm a yank idiot
>>144180742
literally (literally) baited for this exact (exact) reply
u*h g*tards
>>144182238
Normies left, only cs autists left
We are experiencing a csgo renascence
@144182238
>a free game having more players than a paid one is somehow surprising
not even worth a (You), try harder sen-pai
How is DM supposed to make you better when you spend the vast majority of DMs getting plowed from behind and respawning?
did someone post? I noticed a notification on my 4chan x, but I only see this as the last post >>144182513
>tfw everyone on my followed list is playing OW
Thank god at least daddy Dazed and Shroodie are still safe from this casual cuck game
>>144182238
>>144182513
>500k people playing is a "dead" game
Yeah try playing an actual dead game like Hawken and get back to me. Haven't heard of it? That's why.
>>144182918
I never said cs was dead, thanks for the reply though
>>144182851
that's a good one tbqh, here's a (You)
>>144182851
>using addons
Uhhhh b2reddit pal
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243158350753/76561198081098353
anyone wants to play some mm? =3
>>144184506
I only play with white people age 18 or older
>>144184730
don't reply to my posts ever again
I haven't played this game since January. Some Qs:
Did they add any more of that weird short term DLC?
Did they add individual map selection to casual games?
Has there been any noteworthy balance changes since Jan?
Is comp still full of smurfs and shitcunts?
Can dogs look up?
>>144185193
>complaining about smurfs
dys idiot
>>144184730
pls play with us
I don't understand how trashstone and overtrash have more viewers on twitch than CS. They're not even real games, and CS is literally one of the top 5 multiplayer video games of all time.
>>144185368
>CS is literally one of the top 5 multiplayer video games of all time
cs 1.6 yeah, but csgo? nah
guys how do i lower my sens?
i've tried a couple of times and it just feels horrible for me
currently2@2000dpi
even turning it down to 1000dpi feels horrible
